BEND IT LIKE DANNY

My Finest (and only) scambaiting thus far!
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..... No, wait, it was just plain bad times for my first victimizing victim.
Perhaps you've heard of him? Mr. Sam Bangula? He seems to be a pretty popular guy.
So when I saw him on this site, I made a modification to the email
to where it was addressed to me and promply replied!
Let me say that Sam was encountering none other than the recently bereaved widow
of a famous rock star who shall remain anonymous (as aforementioned widow
is currently working her charms on other Lads)
but to give you a hint, the rock star is not really dead and his middle name used to be Couger...?
.....also, Jerry Springer gets involved in a non-confrontational way, but why not?
So here's my sordid little story, folks, and beware! there are a few twists
that even I did not expect!
NOTE: I have not revealed Joan's last name so I can have more fun later!

SAM BANGULA

From: sam_bangula@libero.it
To: "Joan xxxxxxxxx"
Sent: Tuesday, June 03, 2003

Dear Joan,

I am SAM BANGULA, first son to Late Alhaji FOFANA BANGULAthe former Financial Director to Sierra-Leone Diamond Mining Corporation presently here in Abidjan with the rest of my family.Before the unfortunate killing of my father he deposited the sum of $27. Million USD with the C™te d«Ivoire bank for further remittance to abroad, the deposit documents will be fax to you on receipt of interest.

(((((Blah Blah Blah, send me your contact info, yadda yadda, we will give you this much and we keep that much, bladdy dahh)))))

Awaiting for your urgent responds.

Regards and God bless.

SAM BANGULA


(yah right!!!) Note from "Joan": As many of the Lads throw God into the mix, I decided to throw Him in first...

JOAN

Subject : I look forward to hearing from you.
Date : Fri, 06 Jun 2003

Hello,

Thank you so much for contacting me! I am very excited at this prospect because I have fallen into hard times as of recently. My husband John died very recently and all of his assets are tied up in legal matters, so I am struggling to make ends meet. We were only married for 3 years, and as a young wife of 27, I am confused and sad still. It is very hard for a young woman such as myself to survive alone, but thankfully I did manage to save a few thousand dollars during the few sweet years we were together. Many of John's records have been found scattered everywhere, some destroyed, some partially destroyed to where they make no sense. So, for now, I live on my savings -- until I heard from you.

I feel so excited that you have contacted me to recieve such blessings. It is as if God in all of His infinate wisdom has granted me another chance to be happy. I've been lonely and scared throughout this whole ordeal and finally I may have a chance to fulfill my dreams.

I hope to hear from you again regarding this matter, if you could tell me just what I need to do, I would greatly appreciate it. Can you tell me more about yourself? I am eager to begin this new friendship!

I hope you will write back soon and let me know what we need to do.

Thank you so much, I look forward to hearing from you again!

Most Sincerely,
Joan xxxxxxxxxxx


SAM BANGULA

Date: Fri, 6 Jun 2003 21:07:48 +0200
Message-Id: HG2QH0$1420C5A9A60B8C575EB484F6694900C5@libero.it
X-SenderIP: 213.136.105.158 --- Cote d'Ivoire BTW

From : sam_bangula sam_bangula@libero.it
Subject : IMMEDIATERESPONSE.
Date : Fri, 6 Jun 2003

DEAR JOAN ,

WITH THANKS I ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF YOUR E-MAIL MESSAGE. I DEEM IT NECESSARY TO GIVE YOU BREIF DETAIL OF THIS TRANSACTION.

MY FATHER WAS FURTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAD GIVEN THE INFORMATION ON HIS INTENDED PLANS FOR THE DEPOSIT (MONEY). HE TOLD THE BANK THAT HE WANTED TO USE THE MONEY SOLELY FOR INVESTMENT OVERSEAS AND THEREFORE THE MONEY MUST BE TRANSFERRED TO HIS FOREIGN BUSINESS PARTNER WHOSE PARTICULARS HE SHALL PROVIDE TO THE BANK AT A LATER DATE. THIS HE DID NOT DO BEFORE HIS SUDDEN DEATH.

IN REGARD TO THIS I WILL SEND TO YOU A COPY OF THE RECEIPT WITH WHICH HE MADE THE LODGEMENT IN THE BANK AND FROM THE BANK CONTACT THERE IN THE RECEIPT YOU CAN CONTACT THE BANK AS THAT HIS FOREIGN BUSINESS PARTNER. FORMALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO THE BANK AND REQUEST THEM TO TRANSFER THE MONEY IN THE ACCOUNT TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

PLEASE LET ME KNOW THE FAX NUMBER TO WHICH I CAN SEND THE RECEIPT FOR YOU. I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

REGARDS!
SAM-BANGULA.


JOAN

Date : Fri, 06 Jun 2003 16:30:21 -0400

Dear Sam,

I am very depressed and have become almost suicidal. I am so very sad from being left alone by my husband John --- and his lawyers are fighting over all his money. My savings account is substantial but it can not make up for my loneliness.

Are you single? Have you ever considered having a beautiful American woman for your very own?

I am so depressed and upset that I wish so badly for friendship from someone who is not a greedy american lawyer as it seems that these are the only ones who are around me these days.

Most sincerely,
Joan xxxxxxx


SAM BANGULA

X-SenderIP: 213.136.105.158

Subject : I ATTACHED MY PHOTO.SEND YOUR OWN.
Date : Sat, 7 Jun 2003

DEAR JOAN,

THANKS FOR YOUR MESSAGE.DO NOT BE DEPRESSED, GOD IS WITH US.HE HAS NOT LEFT US ALONE.I AM SINGLE AND I WILL WISH TO MARRY YOU IF ONLY YOU WILL AGREE WITH ME. HERE I ATTACH MY PHOTO FOR YOUR PREVEIW. SEND YOUR OWN TO ME AS WELL COUPLE WITH YOUR DIRECT PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS SO THAT I WILL SEND TO YOU ALL THE BANK DEPOSIT DOCUMENTS TO ENABLE YOU CONTACT THE BANK HERE AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE MONEY TO INSTRUCT THE BANK TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN STATES FOR OUR MARITAL LIFE.

DARLING SINCE YOU HAVE SOME ENEMIES AROUND YOU, MY ADVISE TO YOU IS TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU KEEP EVERY THING CONFIDENTIAL TO AVOID INTRUDERS SNACHING THE MONEY FROM US.I CANNOT AFFORD TO LOOSE THIS MONEY TO ANY OTHER PERSON.

THANKS AS AWAITS FOR YOU IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.
YOURS DARLING HUSBAND TO BE
SAM.




JOAN

Date : Sat, 07 Jun 2003

Hello Sam, You are such a handsome man. Here is my photo, it was taken last month. I am sorry but I am not very attractive. It is just the way I was born to be ugly. I am so tired of living in such uncertainy. I am just very scared and alone right now. I almost wish I could just leave america and go somewhere else where no one else knows me. Do you ever feel like that? I hope to hear from you soon.

Joan ( I attached a photo of the actual wife of said rock star, who happens to be a very beautiful model...)


SAM BANGULA

Date: Mon, 9 Jun 2003 12:31:49 +0200

X-SenderIP: 213.136.120.97

DARLING JOAN,

THANKS FOR YOUR PRETTY PICTURE RECEIVED.I LOVE THE WAY YOU ARE LOOKING IN THE PICTURE.I AM FOR YOU AND YOU ARE FOR ME.WE SHALL LIVE TOGETHER AS ONE FOREVER.WHERE DID YOU HAVE IN MIND FOR US TO GO AND LIVE BETTER THAN USA?DO YOU LIKE CANADA?I PROPOSE CANADA FOR YOU AS IT IS ONE OF THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE IN THE WORLD.

ANYWAY BACK TO OUR MONEY WHICH WE NEED TO TRANSFER TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE,WHAT ARE YOU PLANS ABOUT IT.DO YOU REALLY WANT TO ASSIST ME IN THIS REGARDS?PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS SO THAT I WILL SEND TO YOU ALL THE DEPOSIT DOCUMENTS TO ENABLE YOU CONTACT THE BANK HERE AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE MONEY IN THEIR CUSTODY TO INSRUCT THEM TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOU BANK ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY.

DARLING,TRY TO CO-OPERATE WITH ME FOR THIS WILL BE FOR OUR OWN BENEFITS.

ANXIOUSLY WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY
YOURS BELOVED HUSBAND.
SAM


JOAN

Re: DARLING,I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOOK.
Date : Tue, 10 Jun 2003 08:24:50 -0400

Dear Sam,
Thank you for your compliments but I know I am so very ugly that many people say those things just to make me feel better. Its very hard living in this body especially recently. I had to go on a trip for the last several days, to go and see even more lawyers, and one of them got very angry and me and slapped me across the face. I was so in shock that I could not even fight back. It is not proper for a lawyer to hit his client is it? I'm just so confused and grief-stricken that I can't think straight. Canada sounds lovely. No american lawyers there. Can you speak french? You do very well with English. Do you have any other pictures of you to send? Please send another one as my hope of ever being done with these lawyers is fast dwindling. I took too many pills yesterday, to help me sleep. It was almost fatal, but luckily I did not drink any of my hootch yesterday so I am still alive. Send another photo, please.
Love,
Joan


SAM BANGULA

X-SenderIP: 213.136.105.166

Subject : ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH ME?
Date : Tue, 10 Jun 2003 14:53:34 +0200

DEAR DARLING JOAN,

HOW OLD ARE YOU? DID YOU REALLY MEAN TO MARRY ME?I AM EVER READY TO MARRY YOU,SO IF YOU ARE NOT READY,DON'T SCRASH MY EMOTION PLEASE.I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER PICTURE EXERPT MY FOOTBALL GROUP PHOTO.IF YOU LIKE IT,I WILL SEND IT TO YOU.I PLAY FOOTBALL SEARCHING FOR CLUBS ALL OVER EUROPE AND AMERICAN.DO YOU HAVE CONNECTION OF ANY CLUB FOR ME?IF YOU HAVE LET ME KNOW AND ALSO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER THERE IN AMERICA OR CANADA AS WE HAVE AGREED.LET ME HAVE YOUR ANOTHER PHOTO POSSIBLY SEEING YOU NAKED.I AM TOO SEXY.ARE YOU?SEND YOUR DIRECT PHONE NUMBERS AND FAX TO ME IMMEDIATELY DARLING.

THANKS AND TRUST IN GOD.HE IS WITH US.NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO US AT ALL. YOURS DARLING.


JOAN

Date : Tue, 10 Jun 2003 09:28:30 -0400

Dear Sam,
Of course I am serious! Please go ahead and send the football photo, I would love to see you with a group of big hunky men, that would be so great! Already your quick reply has lifted my spirits. Do you know how hard it is to be so depressed? It is a chemical disorder, did you know that? I went to the doctor after John died but the doctor said for me to take all these pills so I spend a lot of time swallowing.

I must tell you that I have plenty of money and that I have fallen in love with you and not your money. I've thought of flying out to meet you, what are some beautiful places there to see? Is there a lot of different alcohol to drink? I love the booze, it makes me feel pretty good with these pills I take.

I have a friend whose name is Mr. Jerry Springer -- he has an avid interest in fresh new talent, and maybe he would like to check out your football team? If you want I can talk to him about it. He has a LOT of money and can fly a whole football team to america in his private jet. He used to be mayer in Cincinatti you know.

Send me that photo and then I'll send you another one. I don't have any naked ones, I'm sorry, but as ugly as my mother always told me I was, I never bothered to show off my body. But I can send you one where I auditioned to be a race car driver. I'm a very good driver.

Love always,
Joan


Okay so here's where it starts getting weird, because this guy "becomes" someone else, different email, name, and photos...

DANNY THE FOOTBALLER (FORMERLY SAM BANGULA?)

Received: from [213.136.105.158]
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2003 10:07:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: soccer life [soccer_is_life_2002ci@yahoo.com]
Subject: JOAN FROM YOUR DARLING.OPEN MY CLUB ULIBFC ID CARD.

DEAR DARLING JOAN,

FOR COUPLE OF DAYS NOW,WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER,IT IS TIME WE SHOULD TELL OURSELVES THE TRUTH.MY FIRST LETTER TO YOU WAS THAT I AM SAMUEL BANGULA A SIERRA-LEONIAN AND THAT MY FATHER WAS ONE TIME MINISTER WHO DEPOSITED THE SUM OF USD$27,000,000.00 IN ONE OF THE BANKS HERE.THAT IS ALL A LIAR.LIKE I TOLD YOU,I DON'T LIKE SOMEONE TO SCRASH MY EMOTION,NEITHER DO I WANT TO SCRASH ANOTHER PERSON.TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,I AM SOLOMON.CHUKS DANIEL A NIGERIAN AS YOU CAN SEE IN MY PERSONAL PROFILE AND IN THE ORIGINAL CERTIFICATE ISSUED TO ME BY POLICE MACHINE TEAM FOOTBALL ACCDEMY WHICH I PLAYED WHEN I WAS IN NIGERIA,RIGHT NOW I AM IN COTE D'IVOIRE PLAYING WITH (ULIBFC)UNITED LIBERIAN FOOTBALL CLUB,ALTHOUGH I DID NOT SIGN ANY CONTRACT WITH THEM.I AM JUST PLAYING WITH THEM TO BE FIT.
DARLING JOAN,IF YOU ARE TO APPROACH Mr. Jerry Springer ABOUT ME,TELL HIM MY REAL NAME AS SOLOMON CHUKS DANIEL IF POSSIBLE OPEN THE ATTACHED MY PERSONAL PROFILE,MY TEAM GROUP PHOTO,AGE DECLEARATION AND MY ULIBFC ID CARD FOR HIM TO SEE BY HIMSELF.I WILL ATTACH MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO YOU IN CASE IF YOU ARE TO GO FOR VISA FOR ME.I WANT TO COME OVER THERE IN AMERICA TO JOIN FIRST DIVISION FOOTBALL CLUB AND AS WELL AS LIVING TOGETHER WITH YOU AS MY WIFE.DARLING JOAN,I MEAN WHAT I SAID ABOUT GETTING MARRIED TO YOU.TRY YOUR POSSIBLE BEST TO BRING ME UP THERE WITHIN A MONTH SO THAT I WILL SIGN A CONTRACT WITH A CLUB BY NEXT SESSION.
PLEASE DARLING,I LOVE YOU DESPITE YOU ARE URGLY AS YOU SAID.I AM HANSOME YOUNG LOOKING MAN,IF IN THE FUTURE WE HAPPEN TO BEAR CHILDREN,THEY WILL LOOK LIKE ME AS THEIR FATHER BECAUSE I WILL BORN THEM WITH MY FRESH BLOOD. JOAN,I HARDLY TELL A WOMAN I LOVE YOU,BUT IF I EVENTUALLY SAID SO,I MEAN IT.I AM A MAN OF ONE WORD.SO I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART THAT IS WHY I MADE YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WHOLE THING IN TIME.I DON'T LIKE SCRASHING PEOPLES EMOTION.
DARLING JOAN,TRY TO CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVED MY PHOTOS AND OTHER SUBSEQUENCE DOCUMENTS ABOUT ME SO THAT WE CAN TALK FIRST BEFORE GOING TO SEE Mr. Jerry Springer ABOUT ME COMING OVER THERE TO PLAY IN HIS CLUB.YOU CAN REACH ME ON 0022505663907.THIS IS MY MOBILE TELEPHONE NUMBER.CALL ME PLEASE DARLING JOAN.
NOTE:DARLING JOAN,IN THE GROUP PHOTO,IS ME WITH THE FOOTBALL.IN THE OTHER PHOTO WHERE WE ARE JUST FOUR LOSEN OUR BOOT AFTER A FOOTBALL MATCH,IS ME FIRST FROM RIGHT LOOKING UP.
YOURS DARLING HUSBAND
DANNY

[We don't have the group photo just the following ID card:]



Does this look like the same guy to you?
Why is the Liberian Football Club playing in Cote d'Ivoire?
(Well, why not? Maybe it's a bit safer...)
Did "Sam" aka "Danny" pick this card up off the ground?
Meanwhile, back to our regularly scheduled scam:



JOAN

To : sam_bangula@libero.it
Date : Tue, 10 Jun 2003

Why did you lie to me?? Were you scamming me???? And if you were, why??? You mean there is no money and you are not the son of a minister? Why would you say such horrible things like that? Promising all this stuff -- I bet you're not really even a football player. I saw the pictures and to tell you the truth, its hard to believe that person is you. I am so upset, and I have been crying for hours and my face is puffy and red from crying. I cried so hard that I had to drink a LOT of beer and wine and hootch in general, just to make me stop crying. Finally when I vomited, I stopped crying.

So now, here I sit, teeth freshly brushed (because hootch vomit is not pleasant) and I'm thinking...who WAS that picture that he sent to begin with? Was it really him? Because it doesn't look like him. And that is assuming that the documents you sent me today are real, because I don't know what is real and what is not real. And I am emotionally frazzled now and you don't even seem to CARE that you were somehow trying to scam me? Tell me why you did it, and if you have ever succeeded and if so how much money you got out of it. Please. It will help me to understand more. If you tell me these things I will send you another picture. Okay? Write soon. This is unbearable.

Joan

P.S. My dead husband's lawyer is getting alarmingly threatening towards me.


Suddenly some so-called "Web mastar" gets involved....



WEB MASTAR

Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 20:51:20 +0200
X-SenderIP: 213.136.97.144
Return-Path: web.mastars@laposte.net

From: web.mastars@laposte.net
Subject : the boy that you aredealing with is a froud stars
Date : Wed, 11 Jun 2003

DEAR Joan
becerful for how you are dealing with in africa so callfootbolers the are froud stars if you daut me
chek the telephone in the froud websit in the net
Thanks
webmastars


JOAN

Date : Wed, 11 Jun 2003

You are very stupid. You can't even spell WEBMASTER. And you don't know how to spell FRAUD. And you have no idea how to spell WEBSITE.

And, what the F*CK is a "becerful"? Were you trying to say "be careful" ? What the HELL does "daut" mean???? Well??? Did you mean "doubt"???

I don't care what you say because you are obviously either 8 years old or you are a complete jackass.

You Dumb-ASS.

~Joan


DANNY THE FOOTBALLER (FORMERLY SAM BANGULA?)

From : soccer life [soccer_is_life_2002ci@yahoo.com]
Subject : PLEASE STOP CRYING DARLING JOAN.
Date : Wed, 11 Jun 2003

DEAR DARLING JOAN,

PLEASE I AM REALLY SORRY IF THE WAY I TELL YOU TRUTH ABOUT ME HOTS YOU.I AM FOR REAL BASE OF WHAT YOU SAW IN THOSE PICTURES.YOU AS WELL SEE THE ORIGINAL CERTIFICATE ISSUED TO ME BY POLICE MACHINE TEAM FOOTBALL ACCADEMY WHICH I ATTENDED WHEN I WAS IN NIGERIA.I DON'T MEAN TO HOT YOU DARLING.I MADE UP MY MIND TO MARRY YOU THAT IS WHY I TOLD THE WHOLE TRUTH ABOUT ME BECAUSE I HAVE TAKEN YOU AS PART OF ME.I CANNOT HOT MYSELF.YOU ARE PART OF ME.SO WHY SHOULD I HOT YOU.SO STOP CRYING AND BE YOURSELF.PLEASE CALL ME SO THAT WE CAN TALK THINGS OVER ON TELEPHONE,PLEASE DARLING,FOR YOU TO ASCERTAIN THE TRUTH OF WHAT I AM TELLING YOU,JUST OPEN MY ULIBFC ID CARD AND YOU WILL SEE THE TELEPHONE NUMBER OF MY COACH FREDERICK AND ASK HIM MUCH ABOUT ME IN FIELD OF PLAY.PLEASE STOP CRYING,STOP CRYING,STOP CRYING.I LIVE TO LET PEOPLE TO KNOW WHOM I AM,I DON'T LIVE PRETENCIOUS LIFE AT ALL.SO ACCEPT ME FOR WHOM I AM.I AM BORN FOOTBALLER.I MOST LIKE TO START ANY FOOTBALL GAME FROM MIDFEILD OR AS AN ATTACKER,SOME TIMES I WILL FALL BACK TO START THE GAME FROM DEFENCE.I HAVE MY VEDIO CLIPS,IF YOU WANT I WILL SEND IT TO YOU TO SEE YOUR HUSBAND IN ACTION.

PLEASE DARLING TRY TO CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE OR YOU SEND TO ME YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE SO THAT I WILL CALL YOU RIGHT AWAY.

THANKS AND STOP CRYING DARLING.
YOURS BELOVED HUSBAND
DANNY.

NOTE:DARLING JOAN,I AM NOT A SCAMMER.PLEASE DON'T ASSOCIATE ME WITH THOSE PEOPLE.PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.I AM AN HONEST PERSON.WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU PHOTO,I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.


JOAN

Date : Wed, 11 Jun 2003

Danny -
There will be no wedding. My friend Jerry Springer is NOT coming in his private jet to pick you up.
You have broken my heart and I will just go marry someone else.
Joan


(Notice the storm of emails ...all in ONE DAY!!!)

DANNY THE FOOTBALLER (FORMERLY SAM BANGULA?)

From : soccer life [soccer_is_life_2002ci@yahoo.com]
To : "Joan" xxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Subject : positive consideration
Date : Thu, 12 Jun 2003 06:20:27

DEAR JOAN,

I AM PRETTY SURPRISE THAT YOU ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND ME.I AM NOT A SCAMMER AS YOU SAID.I AM A COMPLETE FOOTBALLER.I HAVE SHOWN TO YOU EVERY PROOF ABOUT MYSELF.JUST CALL MY COACH OR NIGERIA EMBASSY HERE IN COTE D'IVOIRE AND CONFIRM THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WHOLE MATTER. AFTER MY TRAINING SECTION ONE DAY,I WENT TO CIBER CAFE TO SEND MESSAGE TO FAMILY IN NIGERIA,IT WAS THERE THAT I SAW A YOUNG MAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE SAMUEL BANGULA,HE CALL ME AND SHOW ME YOUR PHOTO AND THE CONTENTS OF YOUR MESSAGE.EVER SINCE I WAS BORN,I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT I WILL MARRY TO A WHITE LADY,THEN IMMEDIATELY I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU AND NOW PLEAD TO THIS YOUNG MAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE SAMUEL BANGULA TO ALLOWED ME TO CORRESPONDE WITH YOU.

SO JOAN,DO NOT BETRAY ME BY SAYING THAT YOU WILL NOT MARRY ME AGAIN AND THAT YOU WILL MARRY A LAWYER WHO BEAT YOU UP LAST TIME.IS QUIT UNFAIR IF YOU SHOULD DO THIS TO ME.I HAVE ALREADY MADE UP MY MIND ON YOU AND EVERY DAY,I HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF YOU.I DON'T KNOW HOW MY LIFE WILL LOOK LIKE IF I DID NOT MARRY YOU.I WILL BE HOPELESS IN LIFE.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE,JOAN DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME.YOU WILL ENJOYE HAVING TO KNOW ME AS A PERSON.I WILL DEFINATELY CHANGE YOU LIFE FOR BETTER.PLEASE PLEASE JOAN.CONSIDER MY REQUEST.

BE KIND ENOUGH TO ME JOAN.BE KIND ENOUGH TO ME JOAN.BE KIND ENOUGH TO ME JOAN.I AM WAITING YOU POSITIVE RESPONSE FROM YOU PLEASE.TRY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TO LINK ME UP TO YOU FRIEND WHO WILL COME DOWN AND PICK UP THE WHOLE OF MY TEAM TO USA.IF POSSIBLE,COME DOWN HERE WITH HIM SO THAT YOU WILL BELIVED ME VERY WELL. I AM JUST TWO GOOD FOR YOU.

YOURS LOVELY DARLING.
DANNY.


JOAN

Date : Thu, 12 Jun 2003

You keep sending me the same email OVER AND OVER as if you are COPYING AND PASTING IT from your inbox into a new mail. This shows me that you are a fraud and a fake and are truly pathetic. I do not care what you say about your football life anymore. I will not marry you. My friend Jerry Springer will NOT be coming over in his jet to pick you up. He is very upset that you cannot even type a decent response to any of my emails. He thinks that you and this Sam person are the same exact person. I believe him.

Stop emailing me. I am going to find someone else to marry. Maybe I would rather marry this SAM person instead! Maybe I would rather marry the lawyer who lives down the street. At least when he emails me, I know he is sincere.

Joan

(At this point I decide to write to Mr. Sam again to see what HE'S up to lately...)


SAM BANGULA WHO IS REALLY DANNY OR NOT?

To : sam_bangula@libero.it
Subject : Whats going on???
Date : Thu, 12 Jun 2003

I don't understand. Are you Sam or are you Danny? I get this message from someone named Danny who has a yahoo address and he says he is not Samuel Bangula.

So are we still in business? What is going on?

Joan


SAM BANGULA WHO IS NOT DANNY THE FOOTBALLER (OK....)

Subject : JOAN GO AHEAD WITH MR DANNY.HE IS TRULY A FOOTBALLER.
Date : Thu, 12 Jun 2003

DEAR JOAN.

PLEASE GIVE MR SOLOMON.C.DANIEL YOUR PRIORITY OF ATTENTION TOWARDS HIS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.HE ASK FOR YOUR CONTANT FROM ME,SAYING THAT HE NEEDS A WHITE LADY TO MARRY. HE PLAYS FOOTBALL WITH UNITED LIBERIAN FOOTBALL CLUB.SO IF HE TELLS YOU HE IS A FOOTBALLER, THAT IS TRUE OF HIM.LISTEN TO HIM AND CO-OPERATE WITH HIM BECAUSE I HAVE WATCH HIM PLAYNG. GO AHEAD WITH HIM,HE IS VERY GOOD BOY.HE DOES'T LOOK FOR PROBLEM.HE IS VERY RELIGEOUS AND GOD FEARING. HE IS A MEMBER OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES WHICH I HAVE SEEN HIM MANY ATIMES PREACHING TO PEOPLE ABOUT THE INCOMING GOD'KINGDOM. YOU WILL NOT REGEAT MARRY HIM.HE WILL CHANGE YOU LIFE FOR BETTER. THANKS AND GO AHEAD WITH HIM.
BEST WISHES
SAMUEL BANGULA.


JOAN

To : sam_bangula@libero.it
Subject : Last chance
Date : Thu, 12 Jun 2003

You can STOP IT NOW. I know that you and this Danny person are the SAME person. So stop it already. Quit trying to make it look as though there is more than one person on here because I KNOW THERES ONLY ONE. So stop it.

If you want to know what I said about the marriage thing, you'll have to check your yahoo mail. You know, the one that is soccer_is_life_2002ci? You can't fool me. I AM NOT A STUPID WOMAN. Come clean now and confess and I will forgive you.

Otherwise forget it.

Joan.


DANNY THE FOOTBALLER WHO WON'T OWN UP TO BEING SAM BANGULA WHO IS REALLY WHO KNOWS WHO

Subject : GOOD IN YOUR MARRIAGE.
Date : Thu, 12 Jun 2003

DEAR JOAN,

THE ISSUE OF MARRIAGE IS NOT SOMETHING ONE SHOULD BE BEGGING FOR IT.IF YOU HAVE MADE UP YOUR MIND ON THE CRUEL LAWYER.GO AHEAD AND I WISH YOU HAPPY MARRIED LIFE.BUT I PROMISED YOU TODAY BEEN 12TH OF JUNE 2003,YOU MUST REGEAT YOUR ACTION YOU HAVE TAKEN AGAINST ME FOR LABELING ME A FRAUD STAR TIME SHALL TELL..ANY WAY I HAVE YOU E-MAIL ADDRESS WITH ME.ANY TIME BY GOD'S POWER I HAVE MAKE IT TO BE IN ONE OF THE LEADING FOOTBALL CLUB IN EUROPE I WILL SEND YOU A MAIL WITH THE NAME OF MY CLUB AND MY DIRECT PHONE NUMBER.

GOOD LUCK IN YOUR MARRIAGE.
DANNY.


JOAN

To : soccer_is_life_2002ci@yahoo.com
Subject : I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Thu, 12 Jun 2003

I don't know if I will get married at all. You sent me the first email with your "real" name of Danny using the Sam email address!!!! So I don't know what to believe anymore. How did you have Sam's email address? How did you do that, did Sam give you his password?

My doctor says I have to stop drinking or it will kill me. You sure aren't helping matters any. Every time I get an email I have to get drunk.

Joan

DANNY THE FOOTBALLER

Subject : PONDER OVER MY WORDS TO YOU VERY WELL.
Date : Thu, 12 Jun 2003

JOAN LISTEN TO ME VERY WELL.SAMUEL BANGULA WAS THE ONE WHO SHOW ME YOUR CORRESPONDENCE WITH YOU IN A COMPUTER HOUSE WHERE I WENT TO SEND MESSAGE TO MY FAMILY IN NIGERIA AFTER A TRAINING SECTION. .WHEN I GOT SITE OF YOU IN YOUR PICTURE,I DON'T JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT ATTRACTS ME TO YOU. I STRONGLY BELIVED IS THE WORK OF GOD THAT I SHOULD KNOW YOU THROUGH SAMUEL WHOM I PLEADED TO ALLOWED ME TO HAVE YOU AS MY WIFE, IMMEDIATELY, HE LISTEN TO ME WITHOUT HESTITATION.

LIKE I TOLD YOU IN MY LAST MAIL TO YOU, MARRIAGE IS NOT SOMETHING ONE SHOULD BE FORCE IN TO. IS PERSONAL DECISION. LIKE I TOLD YOU EARLIER, I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND ON YOU AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE IT TOMORROW.ALL DEPENDS ON YOU.IF YOU SHOULD ALLOW YOUR MIND TO BE SOILED ON ME,ANY WAY THAT IS YOUR BUSINESS.TO ME I KNOW I AM INNOCENT OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT ME OR THINKING ABOUT.ONLY AMIGHTY GOD KNOWS THE THAT WHAT I AM TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF IS THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO JUST COME DOWN TO THIS PLACE SO THAT WE CAN MEET EACH OTHER FACE TO FACE AND THEN YOU WILL ASCERTAIN THE WHOLE TRUTH ABOUT ME.ALTERNATIVELY,I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CONTACT NIGERIA EMBASSY HERE IN COTE D'IVOIRE AND ASK THEM IF THEY THE PEOPLE WHO ISSUED TO ME THE AGE DECLEARATION CERTIFICATE WHICH I SENT TO YOU.THE TELEPHONE NUMBER OF NIGERIA EMBASSY CAN BE FOUND INSIDE THE AGE DECLEARATION CERTIFICATE OR MY (ULIBFC) YOU CAN OPEN IT AND YOU WILL FIND THE MOBILE TELEPHONE +22505659373 OF MY COACH FEDERICK.JUST CALL HIM AND FIND OUT THE TRUTH.

PLAYING A ROUND LEATHER OBJECT, DID NOT MAKE ME A ROUND LEATHER. THAT IS A PROVERB FOR YOU.FALLING IN LOVE TO YOU DOES NOT MEAN THAT I DID NOT KNOW MY WHAT.I STILL REMAIN A BORN STAR AND MY GOD'S POWER,VERY SOON I WILL BE TRAVELLING TO EUROPE TO SHOW CASE MY GOD GIVEN TALENT TO A GREATER HEIGHT.A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR A WISE.

JOAN,THIS IS MY ADVISE TO YOU, STOP DRINKING AT ALL.MYSELF I DON'T DRINK AND I DON'T SMOKE FOR MY HEALTH.I DON'T CHASE WOMEN ANY HOW.I THINK BEFORE I DO.

TAKE CARE AND PONDER OVER MY WORDS TO YOU VERY WELL.

I STILL REMAINS YOURS LOVELY HUSBAND
DANNY.


.........At this point, folks, I just had to stop. Is this guy serious? Don't know, don't care! He's getting on my nerves so I might write one final note for him to leave me alone, but I don't think I'll ever tell him that I was just kicking him around like the football he claimed he loved......



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