From: "salam hamidou" <salam_hamidou18@hotmail.fr>
Reply-To: salam_hamidou@yahoo.com
Subject: REPLY URGENTLY.
Date: Tue, 05 Dec 2006
The director.
Sir,
I am a financial consultant based in Burkina Faso. I have a client (a widow) she has $22.2 million dollars with a private equity investment trust company for safe keeping only. She wishes to invest in a stable economy.
Her interest is in companies with potentials for rapid growth in long terms. My client is interested in placing part of her fund in your company,if your country's bilaws allows foreign investment.
You can contact me for more details via my e-mail address with your reference.
it will be shared like this,65% for my client,20% for you,10% for me and 5% for expenses.
Yours faithfully,
Mr SALAM HAMIDOU
Tel. 00226
NB: The fund is free from drug and laundering related offences.
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns
Dear Mr Hamidoo
I am afraid I am at a loss when decidiing whether this unexpected message of yours is worth the taking any further. In any case ,any agreement on my part on likely participation would require the agreement of my financial advisor Mr Lonslo Tossov to whom I have copied this response.
Do you have any more details you can send us as soon as you are able? I do not want to be spread too thinly over the festive season.
Kind regards
MARMITE
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Regis Court Chamberlain
The Court of St James
Broadmoor
London FU2 GIT
(+44) (0)20 7930 4832
http://www.freewebs.com/sirmarmite/index.htm
Salam Hamidou
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2006
Dear Marmite Luny-Binns ,
Thanks for your mail which I have received with attention and which accordingly I have gone through and understood the contents therein.
I want to use this opportunity to thank you on behalf of my client and family for your concern to help them invest in your country.I will not fail to thank you for your quick response to this mail and I pray that all will work out well between you and my client once the fund is been transfered to your country for the investment projects.
Please understand that there will be minor expenses during the cause of the transfer of the fund to your nominated bank account which you will to us.
Please before we procced,I will like to use this opportunity to ask these questions so that I will present your answers to my client and the family and I beleive that once I receive the answers to the questions,I will now give you DETAILS,STEPS AND OPTIONS we have to take to make this deal a success.
Please my client and I wishes that you answer these questions with honesty.
1.HOW OLD ARE YOU?
2.DO YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUND CAN BE TRANSFERED?
3.GIVE US 3 LUCRATIVE BUSINESS IN YOUR COUNTRY WHERE MY CLIENT CAN INVEST HER OWN 65% OF THE FUND.
4.ARE YOU MARRIED?
5.DO YOU HAVE A COMPANY?IF YES,WHAT IS YOUR POSITION,IF NO,EXPLAIN FURTHER.
6.CAN YOU BE TRUSTED?
7.SEND TO US A COPY OF YOUR PASSPORT.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT ONCE I RECEIVE THE ANSWERS TO THE ABOVE QUESTIONS,I WILL PUT THEM ACCROSS MY CLIENT AND FAMILY AND I WILL NOW SEND YOU A MAIL GIVING YOU ALL THE STEPS,DETAILS AND OPTIONS THAT WE CAN USE IN MAKING THIS DEAL A SUCCESS.
BEST REGARDS
MR.SALAM HAMIDOU
MOBILE : 00226 76 12 40 81
FOR MRS MARIAM IDRISSA & FAMILY.
Another badly forged passport crossed my Louis XIV desk...
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns
Dear Hammydoo
Many thanks for replying so quickly and with such an impressive documentation. Mrs Idrissa looks a fine figure of a woman, one who reminds me of my late wife.
Now, to business - in response to your questions:
1.HOW OLD ARE YOU? 56
2.DO YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUND CAN BE TRANSFERED? yes
3.GIVE US 3 LUCRATIVE BUSINESS IN YOUR COUNTRY WHERE MY CLIENT CAN INVEST HER OWN 65% OF THE FUND.
I will have my Financial Advisor Mr Tossov look into this and he will be in contact, no doubt in due course. I am certain there will be something offshore into which you can be put.
4.ARE YOU MARRIED? Widowed
5.DO YOU HAVE A COMPANY?IF YES,WHAT IS YOUR POSITION,IF NO,EXPLAIN FURTHER.
I am a servant of the crown and as such am not involved in the day to day running of a business, although I am responsible for certain estates such as the Smegaroon buildings.
6.CAN YOU BE TRUSTED?
Most assuredly sir. I am surprised that you can ask this of me, as I fully intend to be as trustworthy as yourself in every regard should modalities progress.
7.SEND TO US A COPY OF YOUR PASSPORT.
I am looking into the feasibility of this. Being in my position, I would not want my image spread all over the web, and face personal compromise, as I am sure you will understand. Also my personal information is technically covered by the Official Secrets Act (Royal Personages Regs.) which further complicates matters.
MARMITE
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Salam Hamidou
Subject: OUT COME Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2006
Dear Sir. Marmite Luny-Binns,
Good day to you! I write to inform you in regards to my previous mail to you yesterday.I did succeded in getting all relative informations from the Management of the Financial Security Services where the fund is presently lodged. I was made to understand that the total debts being owed by my client is USD 18.920 ( EIGHTEEN THOUSAND NINE HUNDERED AND TWENTY UNITED STATES DOLLARS) We have to discuss on how we can contrtibute to clear this debts and then we will seek for a local attorney as I did explained to you in my previous mail of yesterday. Will put action in this regards once I hear from you . Wishing you a merry christmas and happy new year. Sincerely yours
Mr. Salam Hamidou
For Mrs. IDRISSA & FAMILY.
N/B: TRIED TO CALL YOU YESTERDAY BUT IT RANGE ONLY TWICE AND WENT INTO AUTOMATIC VOICE MESSAGE,PLEASE DO GIVE ME A CALL ON 00 226 76 12 40 81.
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns
Dear Mr Hammidoo
These debts seem rather high, is there any way they can be reduced?
Please call me again, as the switchboard here is on Christmas holiday opening hours and you were no doubt calling at some strange native hour of the day. Or you can leave a message for either myself, or my personal assistant Isa Wanker.
Salam Hamidou
Subject: MERRY CHRISTMAS & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.
Date: Wed, 27 Dec 2006
Dear Sir Marmite,
Happy xmas and a prosperous new new. I have been advised by my client and her family to wish you and your royal family a lasting merry christmas and a prosperous new year.
We are still hoping to hear from you in regards to our last mail to you.
May the Almighty Bless you and your family.
Sincerely
Mr. Salam Hamidou
For Mrs. Mariam idrissa & Family.
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns
Dear Mr Hammidoo
Much as my family and I appreciate all the festive good words, we still await an update from your end I believe?
Salam Hamidou
Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2006
Dear Sir Marmite Luny-Binns,
Happy festival season in advance! I did called again this morning our local time (same with London Time) and someone picked the phone,a woman voice and I was asking to speak to you but there was no response from her again.
Please I suggest that it will be best if you can forward to me your mobile number so that it will be easy for me to get you on line.
Regarding the debts being owed by my client to the financial security services,Will like you to understand that the fund has been in the custody of the financial security services for nearly 3 years ,this is why the debt is to this amount USD 18.920.
I think this is the major expenses that we will have to incure in this transfer of fund,the other expenses is to seek for a service of a local attorney here in my country BURKINA FASO who will help in securing some certain documents from our Ministries of Finance and Justice for the easy deposite of the fund to one of our commercial banks here precisely
a. AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK PLC
b. BANK OF AFRICA.
I am willing to contribute some part of the fund needed to execute this deal and to its success.I will be willing to raise USD 8000(EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS) as I know that 5% of the total fund has been mapped out for any expenses we may incure in this deal.I beleive that once the fund is transfered to your nominated account which you will provide,then I will get my expenses back from the 5% that has been mapped out.
I there fore plead on behalf of my client and family that you help us with USD 10.920 so that I will be able to pay off the debts by Wednesday this coming week and then arrange for the negociation of a local attorney as I made you to understand in my previous mail.
Excuse me if this will be a disturbance to you but I could have paid all if I had the total but we need help as we will only achieve this goal ON TRUST.
Because of the urgency of this transfer,it will be nice that you send the money through Western Union Money Transfer but if you will not use this medium,then I will forward to you an account which you will use in sending the fund,but I advise on the fast means which is WESTERN UNION so that we will be able to round up things before the 5 of January 2007,the fund will be transfered to your nominated account which you will provide.
I must tell you that I am going to forward to you a MEMORANDUM OF AGREEMENT which you have to go through and then if there is any amendment on it,do inform me and the change will be made but if there is no cause of amendment,You will have to sign the last page of the MEMORANDUM OF AGREEMENT and forward it to us so that my client and I will sign our own part.
I will give you a name,precisely my client name which you can use in sending the money to us.
I thank you once again and my service will go with action once there is understanding on the provision of the money to settle the debts.
Thanking you in advance.
Sincerely yours
Mr.Salam Hamidou
For Mrs Mariam Idrissa & Family
00 226 76 12 40 81.
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns
Dear Mr Hammydoo
The woman who picked the phone up was no doubt my personal secretary Miss Edna Quim. I am greatly surprised that you did not communicate her as requested. What is going on?
In principal I suppose we must agree to this small up front transfer to ensure that modalities run smoothly. We will appreciate the bank transfer route rather than Western Union for obvious reasons. We will be paying in dorks.
Have you received the memorandum of agreement we returned?
I should add that the elements of royal protocol in such an extraordinary matter demand that, on your own behalf, you sign an Oath of Temporary Allegiance to the Royal Family, and trust that this can be agreed to?
Salam Hamidou
Subject: To Sir. Marmite.
Date: Sat, 30 Dec 2006
Dear Sir Marmite,
Compliments of the season !
I write to inform you that I have not received the last page of the memorandum of agreement which you said that you did forwarded to me.However, you made mention that I should sign an Oath of Temporary Allegiance to the Royal Family, and trust that this can be agreed to? Please can you tell me how I can put the oat in writing so that I can do that immediately as we do not have much time to delay.
Sir, I think I have to tell you to call me as I have tried calling you severally,either it is on voice mail or someone will pick it,I beleive that I will need to talk to you and I there fore advise that you give me a call as soon as possible.
You said that you prefer making the payment through bank transfer,I there fore give you the bank information which you will use to send the money.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
BENEFICIARY NAME.....BRAIN.ISAAC
BANK NAME...SOCIETE GENERALE DES BANQUES AU BURKINA.
ADDRESS......4,RUE DU MARCHE OUAGADOUGOU.
TELEX.......B 5521 BF
BANK CODE.....30074
SWIFT CODE....SGBB BFBF
ACCT.NUMBER...104 975 00601-31
CORRESPONDENCE BANK....SOCIETE GENERAL BANK, NEW YORK, U.S.A.
REMEMBER THAT WE NEED JUST USD 10.920 ( TEN THOUSAND NINE HUNDERED & TWENTY UNITED STATES DOLLARS)
Once I receive this amount,I will go to the financial security services and will pay off the debt,I will also have to seek for one of the famous attorneys in my country to help us in securing the neccessary documentations for the easy and smooth lodging of the fund to one of our commercial bank. I have suggested to my client that we use AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK for the transfer.
Once you send the money,you should send to me the payment slip.
Wishing you a prosperous new year in advance.
Sincerely yours
Mr. Hamidou
For Mariam Idrissa & Family.
00226 76 12 40 81.
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns
Dear Mr Hammidoo
I am very surprised that you say that you have neither received the second page or are able to reach me by phone, sir! I am, to be frank, beginning to doubt your seriousness in this business. It is, after all, not child's play. I will, however, ask my staff to double check the despatch of the documentation just as soon as they are all back from the holidays. Those in Smegaroon province traditionally enjoy a few extra days but are due back shortly.
However, to settle your willingness and credentials once and for all, let us proceed to the Oath as a first step. As I am a member of the Royal Family's household, I am naturally bound by certain protocols as you might imagine. These serve to prevent me in regards of such considerations as being spread too thinly, being sandwiched between conflicting interests, or just to smooth over legal technicalities.
The Oath will be administered via email by Michael Barrymore, the Commonwealth Commissioner with responsibility for such matters, and you can expect to hear from him shortly.
We look forward to seeing you get what is coming to you based on this exchange of modalities.
MARMITE
PS I am not entirely sure about the bank you have elected to receive the funds. Is it reliable? Is there a branch of Tossov Financial nearby we can use instead?
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Michael Montague Barrymore
Dear MR HAMIDOU
HEREWITH RENDERED: OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIANCE
# 1MA-WANK E.R. (Elizabeth II Regis)
WHEREAS SIR MARMITE LUNY BINS of HER MAJESTYS COURT has asked that I, MICHAEL BARRYMORE, COMMISIONER OF COMMONWEALTH OATHS AND FEALTY, invest you with the Oath of Temporary Allegiance to the House of Windsor, this is hereby done. I understand in respect of some pending commercial considerations a reply is required urgently.
Please note that the Oath, sent to yourself at this address as advised is a discreet formality and is NOT transferrable either to kin or tribe.
The OATH should be read out loud, printed out, and signed along with a witness (of no relation). Together with the completed document, scanned and returned to us, there should be in accompanyment a 300 dpi photograph of yourself, right hand raised proof postive of your fidelity and truth. To confirm this is your image, please display prominently in the image the relevant Oath code: 1MA/WANK.E.R.
"I _____________________ of _______________________ County State of ___________________
do hereby solemnly swear that I will bear true allegiance to the House of Windsor in flagrente delecto, and support and sustain the Right Royal Business thereof; that I will maintain utmost discretion in fey vimtos paramount to all; that as total git I will discourage, discountenance, all breaking of this merkin troth, pledge my honor, to the sacred performance of this, my solemn Oath of Allegiance to the Royal Highnesses thereto. De Paquet Cheerios in flagrente delecto. Pro vom poppadom, vas deferens rexus quasi dominus poxy quims.
signed ..............................................
witnessed ..............................................
date ..............................................
OATH issued 2.1.2007 # 1.MA/WANK E.R
This Oath is issued by my office, as per commercial protocol and in lieu of a face to face appearance which, due to urgency and geographical distance, would otherwise prove impossible. Normally more documentation would be required but Her Majesty has graciously waived this element of protocol in this instance.
If you have any questions, please contact either myself at once or speak to a TRUSTED LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE OR TRIBAL ELDER.
I remain Sir,
BARRYMORE
Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC,
HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS
2645 Gooliepully Road
Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714
Phone: (02) 9298 3777
Fax: (02) 9298 3780
Salam Hamidou
Date: Tue, 2 Jan 2007
Dear Marmite,
Please I will like you to be more sincere in your dealings with us.May I use this opportunity to intimate to you that I am a christian and I do maintain my christian ethics.I do not beleive in negetive thinking and I do not beleive in Lies,rather,it is truth who is always my companion.
If I tell you that I have not received back the last page of the memorandum of Agreement which I sent to you,you have to beleive that and should not argue it as I am a man of Truth.So I still maintain my word that you sign and send to me the last page of the memorandum of agreement which I did sent to you.
Secondly,Be advised to make the payment through the bank account information that I gave to you.It is 100% reliable.
Thirdly,I just received a mail from Mr.Michael Barrymore,with a draft of an oat which I have to sign.
I must say also that I will be filling and signing the Oat by Tomorow as I am done for the day with my official paper works.
If really you want to talk to me,can you not be able to give me a call?
Thanking you.
Mr. Hamidou
For Mrs. Mariam Idrissa & Family.
00 226 76 12 40 81
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns
Dear Mr Hamidoo
I must say that you seem rather touchy. I was only asking for a confirmation that the all-important memorandum page was still absent. There is no need to get on your native high horse about my quite natural concerns like one of your presidents caught with his hands in the coountry's gold reserves. After all, we have sent the paperwork across once already! As I said, once my staff are back at their desks, then we shall of course look to get it across to you at once.
I meantime you will confirm your good intentions by sending the Oath to Mr Barrymore and be sure to copy in myself if you please.
Once I feel sure that you can be trusted implicitly then I will also make an attempt to reach you by phone.
Salam Hamidou
ATTN: MR. MICHEAL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE,
ATTACHED IS A SIGNED OAT OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIANCE.WILL FORWARD A COPY TO SIR MARMITE FOR HIS PERUSAL.
Sincerely yours
MR. SALAM HAMIDOU.
Michael Montague Barrymore
TO MR SALAM HAMIDOU
RE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIANCE
WHEREAS the OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIANCE ># 1MA-WANK E.R. (Elizabeth II Regis)is now RECEIVED BY THIS OFFICE in due poppadom, quod vimto valis.
I will be in touch shortly per confirmation of acceptance.
I remain, sir
BARRYMORE
[But there's a problem with the Oath - ]
Michael Montague Barrymore
Dear Mr Hamidou
RE OATH issued 2.1.2007 # 1.MA/WANK E.R
WHEREAS above mentioned OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIANCE # 1.MA/WANK E.R HAS BEEN FORMALLY RECEIVED and thence expedited by THIS OFFICE sir, I note upon closer inspection of the submitted documentation, in trans judice, that a condition of the Oath has NOT BEEN COMPLETED PROPERLY, viz per the instructions issued by this office to the signator on the 2nd Jan instance, this being no doubt per your recollect, E.G:
".. Together with the completed document, scanned and returned to us, there should be in accompanyment a 300 dpi photograph of yourself, right hand raised proof postive of your fidelity and truth. To confirm this is your image, please display prominently in the image the relevant Oath code: 1MA/WANK.E.R. "
Kindly remit the said good faith image in all good speed and via poppadom quad incommodium, and this will greatly enable AGREEMENT TO THE OATH MEETING FULL STIPULATIVE MERKIN.
I remain, sir
BARRYMORE
cc Sir Marmite
Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC,
HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS
2645 Gooliepully Road
Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714
Phone: (02) 9298 3777
Fax: (02) 9298 3780
Salam Hamidou
Dear Sir Marmite, Good day to you!
I write to tell you that I am still waiting for your response as I have concluded my part in signing the Oat which Mr. Micheal sent to me.
I look forward to your response and your action in making this deal a success.Please be advised to send to me the bank account details you will want us to use for the transfer.
NAME OF BANK,ADDRESS OF BANK,ACCOUNT NUMBER,BENEFICIARY OF ACCOUNT,SWIFT CODE,BANK TEL & FAX NUMBERS AND ADRES OF THE BANK.
I LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVING THE MONEY SO THAT WE CAN PAY OFF THE DEBTS AND THEN PROCEDE.
THANKING YOU WITH WARMEST REGARDS
SINCERELY YOURS
MR. SALAM HAMIDOU
FOR MRS MARIAM IDRISSA IFARN & FAMILY
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns
Dear Mr Hamidoo
I believe I have asked you to contact Mr Tossov, my financial advisor DIRECTLY for this data?
I really dont have a time to chase round after you native types when there pefectly good members on my staff who are able to do things properly.
Has Mr Barrymore written to you? I believe there is an outstanding issue with the Oath??
Please give my regards to your wives.
MARMITE
Lonslo Tossov
HAMIDOG I HAVE THIS MESSAGE FROM SIR M TO WHOM I HAVE THE HONOUR OF BEING FINANCIAL ADVISOR_ BUT NEITHER HIDE NOR HAIR FROM YOUR END SINCE THIS LAST MESSAGE FROM HIM TO YOU_I SUGGEST THAT YOU ADVISE ME AT ONCE AS TO THE PRECISE NATURE OF THIS ANTICIPATED BUSINESS RATHER THAN THIS WRETCHED SITTING ON YOUR HANDS AS MODALITIES WILL HARDLY BE ENTERED INTO WITHOUT SOME SENSE OF URGENCY_IS THAT CLEAR??
NOW FOR GODS SAKE LET ME HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION AND DETAILS AS TO WHAT IS REQUIRED SHOULD WE WISH TO TAKE UP THIS OFFER_AND PRONTO MAN TOO AS ONE ASSUMES TIME IS MONEY_IT CERTAINLY IS HERE AT THE SHARP END OF THINGS I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT
T
Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
Via Costeira - Natal
Phone/Fax: +55 (84) 202.1300
Salam Hamidou
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: ABHORING LONSLO
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007
IT IS QUITE UNBELEIVABLE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE THE FINANCIAL ADVISOR TO MARMITE.
YOUR ENGLISH ABHORS,DISGUSTS AND IRRITATES ME.
I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO TALK OR WRITE TO DOGS LIKE YOU.
NEVER YOU WRITE TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS AGAIN.
BE ADVISED TO SHUT UP AS I MAY VISIT YOU SPIRITUALLY IF YOU TEMPT TO WRITE AGAIN.
Lonslo Tossov
HAMIDUNG_I SUGGEST THAT INSTEAD OF THROWING INSULTS AROUND LIKE THE SHRUNKEN HEADS LEFT OVER AT ONE OF YOUR BARBEQUES YOU MAINTAIN SOME SLIGHT BUSINESS DECORUM AND SEND ME THE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS WHICH ARE REQUIRED AND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE TOO AS I AM TIRED OF ASKING FOR THEM_FORTUNATELY I AM A KINDLY AND CHARITABLE MAN WHO TAKES HIS RESPONSIBILITIES TO SIR MARMITE SERIOUSLY_ OTHERWISE THIS WHOLE LAMENTABLE BUSINESS WOULD NOW BE AT AN END THROUGH YOUR UNMITIGATED RUDENESS_NOW FOR GODS SAKE STOP THIS NATIVE NONSENSE AND ACT IN THE BEST INTEREST OF US ALL_ IS THAT CLEAR?_GET ON WITH IT MAN
Salam Hamidou
To: Marmite Luny-Binns
Subject: TO MR. ANT.
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007
Received: from [212.52.155.106]
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HUMAN BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT YOU WERE SIMPLY AN ANT WITHOUT HOPE.
IF YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE ASKED ME TO DO,HOW WILL I DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN NOT AFFORD A PASSPORT OF YOUR OWN.
I ADVISE YOU SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU ARE A DEAD MAN AND I DO NOT DO THINGS WITH DEAD PEOPLE.
HA! HA!! HA!!! HA!!!!.
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns
Dear Mr Hamidim
I am not sure I quite understand this message. Have you been at the local native liqueurs again? In any case, let us hope that you are not too drunk to appreciate this link, in which your charming Oath and other laughable messages have been uploaded for the enjoyment of many:
http://www.scamorama.com/barrymore_hamidou.html
[Which you are gazing at now, dear reader. But you knew that.]
This while I am sure your local law enforcement agencies will appreciate your traceable ISP details, lately forwarded onto them. I understand they are always pleased to speak to dumb 419 scammers like yourself. Best find another internet cafe, mugu boy.
'MARMITE"
Salam Hamidou
Subject: DEAR POOR ANT
BE ADVISED THAT THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD,MEN OF PLANS AND THAT OF EXCUSE,AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOU AND YOUR POOR MARMITE FALLS IN THE CATEGORY OF PEOPLE OF EXCUSE.
DO NOT WRITE TO ME AGAIN AS YOU ARE A DEAD MAN IN HELL.
HA! HA!! HA!!!
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns
DEAR MR HAMIDOU
WHEREAS you are a scammer who has just signed one stupid document - GET LOST, MUGU..
I remain sir,
at least as far as you're concerned,
BARRYMORE
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Salam Hamidou To: Lonslo Tossov Subject: USELESS LONSLO Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 I CAN SEE THAT I AM WRITING TO A DEAD MAN HA! HA!! HA!!! Lonslo Tossov HAMIDUCK FAR FROM BEING DEAD YOU WILL BE PLEASED TO KNOW THAT I AM ALIVE AND WELL_LET US HOPE YOU REMAIN SAME WHEN THE 419 SQUAD CATCH UP WITH YOU AND BRING YOUR INTERNET CAFE DAYS TO A WELL EARNED CLOSE_NOW STOP THIS HALF BAKED HALF ASSED REPARTEE UNLESS YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE MORE AMUSING TO CONTRIBUTE TO MY ONLINE COLLECTION OF MUGUS AS I HAVE SEVERAL OTHERS TO BAIT_ ALL OF WHOM OFFER MORE INTELLIGENCE IN THEIR WORTHLESS SCAMS THAN YOU HAVE SO FAR SHOWN_IS THAT CLEAR?? |
Salam Hamidou To: Sir Marmite 06 Jan 2007 LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT I WAS WRITING TO A DEAD MAN HA! HA!! Ha!!! Sir Marmite Luny-Binns Dear Mr Hamidick Much as I greatly enjoying hearing from you in your charming native fashion, I really must insist that I am absolutely alive. This may differ from your own instance, as one suspects you are dead between the ears, at the very least. Please give my best regards to your gangmaster when you come to explain your phone bill. |
Salam Hamidou [Still not giving up] SO I WAS REALLY WRITING TO A DEAD MAN HA ! HA!! HA!!! Michael Barrymore Dear Mr Hamidick WHEREAS you are a MUGU feel free to write to me at any time as I enjoy the one sided conversation. Pro vimtos pro quimus ignoramus votre est. I have added your OATH to our COLLECTION. I still remain, sir BARRYMORE Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC, HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS 2645 Gooliepully Road Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714 Phone: (02) 9298 3777 Fax: (02) 9298 3780 |