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DR HILMAN EGOBIA From : hilgobia@jumpy.it Sent : Thursday, October 21, 2004 2:01 PM Subject : MUTUAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION PROPOSAL Received: from mail.jumpy.it ([213.215.144.9]) FROM THE DESK OF DR HILMAN EGOBIA OMPADEC HEAD QUARTERS LAGOS -NIGERIA PLEASE SEND YOUR RESPONCE TO : hilgobiang@luxmail.com ATTN: STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL Dear Sir, I am the Chief Scribe of the Newly Constituted OMPADEC (Oil Minerals producing Area Development Commission) This commission was reconstituted in 1998 by the Federal Government of Nigeria as a result of consistent Environmental Neglect agitated by the Oil and Minerals Producing States. This commission received a budgetary allocation of US$1.150 Billion for Environmental Maintenance/Management of Oil producingstates for the 2003/2004 Fiscal Year. In view of the present political situation in our country, I have agreed with my colleagues to withdraw the sum of US$35 Million (Thirty-five Million U. S. Dollars) as an Over-Invoice of a contract we awarded for the Environmental Maintenance. All modalities to ensure a hitch-free transfer of this fund into your account through the officials of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and Federal Ministry of Finance have been properly worked out. Note: There is no risks or dangers involved. N/B: I have agreed with my colleagues that after the business, you should keep 30% of the total fund; my colleagues and myself will take 65% while the remaining 5% is mapped out to cover the international and local expenses that might be incurred by both parties in the course of this transaction. If this proposal interest you of which I hope it would, please forward to me immediately the followings by e-mail address above. 1. Full company's Name and Address 2. Private telephone and fax numbers 3. Your full bank name and address 4. Bank account number, account name, telephone and fax numbers As soon as we receive the above information's from you, we shall immediately file up applications for approvals and payment following. NOTE: You must maintain the topmost confidentiality of this transaction because we are top civil servants who would not joke with our reputation. Thanks. Best Regards, DR HILMAN EGOBIA PLEASE SEND YOUR RESPONCE TO : hilgobiang@luxmail.com JOHNNY KNOXVILLE Date: 01 Dec 2004, 12:40:48 PM Dude, What do you mean "no risks or dangers"? Are you Nigerians going pussy on me? I thought you ran around beating each other with clubs like Fred Flintstone. I mean shit, you know how I wake up every morning?? I wired a taser to my alarm clock and keep it in my drawers at night. Damn I thought you wrestled lions over there, you're just a bunch of puss-whips, so ante up the 35 mil you pantywaist. Just kidding, I wanna help. Your pal, Johnny Knoxville DR HILMAN EGOBIA MY FRIEND, IF YOU ARE INTERESTE IN THIS TRANSACTION, I ADVICE YOU SEND THE REQUIRED PARTICULARS/DATA AND SAVE TIME AS TIME IS MONEY OK. HILMAN JOHNNY KNOXVILLE Date: 02 Dec 2004 I hear ya bro'. Whaddaya need? DR HILMAN EGOBIA LIKE THE PROPOSAL READS, THE REQUIRED INFORMATION ARE YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS, TEL AND FAX# AND BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUND WILL BE WIRED OK. TREAT ASAP. HILMAN JOHNNY KNOXVILLE Date: 03 Dec 2004, 07:39:39 AM Cool, Mr. John Knoxville (dude, call me Johnny) 700 S Gay St, Tennessee, USA 37902 Phone number is Mobile: 34-XXX-XXX-XXX Fax number is 1-509-695-3394 Send the money here holmes - Bank of Lancaster County - Manager Betty Zaskamma 886 Plaza Boulevard Lancaster PA 17601 account is 7173967510 routing is 031313562 OK GET MOVING CHOP CHOP Johnny K. DR HILMAN EGOBIA DEAR JOHN, I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR DATAS. I WILL BE APPLYING FOR THE FUND FINALL APPROVAL AND RELEASE ASAP. PLEASE ADVICE ME WHY YOUR TEL IS 34-628-268-983 AND FAX A USA CODE. MORESO, I HAVE TRIED REACHING YOU BUT TO NO AVAIL. SO PLEASE CONFIRM THIS ASAP. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT OK. HILMAN JOHNNY KNOXVILLE Date: 03 Dec 2004, 11:53:49 AM Dude, Chill, it's a mobile phone, I travel a lot. Did you leave a message? The fax is cool I can pick it up anywhere. Yo' I ain't no chump, I wanna get us the scratch, so git on it holmes. Johnny K DR HILMAN EGOBIA JONNY, ARE YOU SERIOUS IN THIS TRANSACTION? CAN YOU ASSURE ME THAT YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH THIS FUND? CAN YOU CALL ME ON MY TEL#. I HAVE TRIED CALLING YOUR TEL BUT IT IS NEVER GOING. CAN YOU CALL ME? I AWAIT YOUR REPLY AND YOU MUST ASSURE ME THAT YOU ARE SERIOUS OK. HILMAN JOHNNY KNOXVILLE Dec. 6 Serious as a heart attack dude, My weekend blew goats, man. First party guy blasted one in my face. Then I got locked in Bam's dump with hisparents when we surprised them with a free house extermination. I've been coughing boogers for2 days. Whydon't you call me you fuckin' freak? Johnny K. JOHNNY KNOXVILLE Dec. 7 HEY TURD FACE, HOW COME YOU AINT CALLING ME? Johnny K JOHNNY KNOXVILLE Dec. 7 Dude, Sorry if I'm a little hard on you. I got bi-polar disorder which means I'm a little confused in the head. Sometimes I say all crazy shit, but I don't mean it. I wanna help you man, what do you want me to do? Johnny JOHNNY KNOXVILLE HEY ASS-BREATH, WHERE'D YA GO?? Your pal, Johnny |