HE'S MAKING A LIST, HE'S CHECKING IT TWICE

updated jan. 16

He knows if you've been naughty or nice. The Lads meet Santa Claus.
Courtesy of a Kindly Contributor in the USA. Introducing Kennedy Muyanga.
Or whoever he really is.


From: kennedy muyanga77 [kennedymuyanga37@go.com]
Date: Thu, 12 Dec 2002 07:40:51 -0800 (PST)
To: kennedymuyanga37@go.com
Subject: please i needs your urgent attention 

 SIR / MADAM: TO WHOM IT MAY CONSERNS
 
 REQUEST FOR UNALLOYED BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
 
 I know you will be surprised to receive this business
 proposal.  First, I must introduce myself. I am 
 VICTOR ONANA ,from Sierra Leone. My father was a
 cousin and  Special Adviser to the ousted Head of State of Sierra
 Leone,  Major Johnny Paul Koromah. I got your contact detail
 through  a discreet inquiry I made at your country?s trade
 mission in  Johannesburg.
 
 During the war between our forces led by the Ex-Head
 of State,  Major Johnny Paul Koromah and the West African Allied
 Forces  (ECOMOG), my country relied heavily on the foreign
 exchange  earnings generated from diamond trade. The then
 president, Major  Johnny Paul Koromah, personally kept this money since
 our banking  system had collapsed during the war.
 
 However, as the war progressed, it became apparent
 that we were  going to lose the war to the superior and better-armed
 West  African Allied Forces (ECOMOG). At this point, the key
 officers  of the administration started making frantic efforts
 on how  to leave Sierra Leone safely thereby sharing the
 proceeds/money  from this diamond trade. In view of the fact that my
 father  was one of the key officers of the administration and
 a cousin  to Major Johnny Paul Koromah, he succeeded in getting
 the sum  of US$35Million (Thirty Five Million United States
 Dollars)
 
 We made arrangements and transferred the money through
 diplomatic  means to South Africa, where I am presently living in
 exile  as an asylum seeker. Unfortunately, my father died of
 heart  attack after a few months in exile in South Africa and
 automatically,  I came in total control of the said money as the only
 surviving  son. Upon our arrival in South Africa after due
 consideration, we deposited the money with a security company for
 safety reasons. 

 The actual content was not disclosed to them (the
 security company)  pending when we see a trustworthy person who will
 assist us  in transferring this money to his account outside
 South Africa, as the very stringent fiscal regulations here do not
 extend  certain financial rights to asylum seekers such as
 myself.
 
 I shall therefore be most grateful if you can assist
 me accomplish  this transaction. More importantly, I hope too that
 you will  remain trustworthy and honest after this money is
 eventually  transferred effectively into your designated account
 abroad.  The modality of sharing would be discussed as soon as
 I receive  your response, signifying your interest in assisting
 me. Note  that you would be adequately rewarded for your
 efforts and  assistance.
 
 Please, note that this transaction is 100% RISK-FREE,
 for I  have made arrangements for a successful completion of
 the transaction.  As such, the only thing I ask from you is your
 unflinching support  and assistance to transfer this money; and complete
 trust and  assurance that my own part of the money will be safe
 when transferred  to your account. I also wish that you keep this
 proposal highly  confidential and secret considering my father?s
 position before  his death and the source of this money. If you are
 interested  in assisting my family and me, please send me an email
 as soon  as possible with the above email address,You can also
 call me  on phone. Thanking you in advance for your anticipated
 kind  assistance.
 
 Best regards, to you and your entuire house holds.
 
  yours sincerely: KENNEDY  MUYANGA.


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To: kennedymuyanga37@go.com
Subject: Re: please i needs your urgent attention
Date: Fri, 13 Dec 2002 07:22:28 -0500

Dear Kennedy,

I was surprised and glad to receive your message!  You don't know how
timely it is, since I am currently gearing up for my busiest season. 
What do I have to do?

Sincerely,

Kristopher Kringle


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To: Kristopher Kringle 
Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR CONSERNS TOWARDS MY REQUEST,
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 14:21:44 +0000
Return-Path: [kennedymuyanga888@mailsurf.com]
Received: from 216.139.169.25 ( [216.139.169.25]) as user 
kennedymuyanga888@mailsurf.com@imap.luna8.com by www.mailsurf.com with 
HTTP; Mon, 16 Dec 2002 14:21:44 +0000
Message-Id: <1040048504.3dfde1780b5f5@www.mailsurf.com>
X-Originating-Ip: 216.139.169.25 

DEAR KRISTOPHER KRINGLE,

   HOW ARE YOU AND ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE AROUND YOU?, I HOPED THAT THEY
ARE ALL IN GOOD CONDITION OF HEALTH.

BEFORE I PROCEED TO MY WORDS I WILL LIKE TO THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR
YOUR RESPONSE TO MY REQUEST, AND BEGGING YOUR PARDON AGAIN FOR THE LITTLE
DELAYS IN REPLYING YOUR PREVIOUS MAIL.

MR KRISTOPHER MY GOOD FREND, HOW I WISHED TO SEE YOU IN PERSON IN
THE NEAREST FUTURE, WHICH I BELEIVE THAT GOD WILL MAKE IT, TO COME TO PASS 
ONE DA.

WHAT I NEEDS FROM YOU NOW IS YOUR CORRENT PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS, TO
ENABLE ME GET YOU INCONTACT WITH THE ATTORNEY OF MY FATHER WHOM WILL GIVE 
YOU THE WHOLE DETAILS OF THIS MONEY.

BUT NOT WITHSTANDING, I WILL NEVER HESITATE IN NOT KEEPING EVERY
STONE UNTONED, IF YOU STILL DONT LIKE TO GET INTOUCH WITH MY FATHERS 
ATTORNEY, GOOD AND FINE, YOU CAN TRANSACT WITH ME DIRECTELY.

BUT THE REASON I MENTIONED MY FATHERS ATTORNEY IS BECAUSE, I HAVE
TOLD HIM BEFORE ABOUT MY SUGGESTIONS IN ESTABLISHING IN EUROPE OR ASIA, 
WITH MY FATHERS MONEY.

AND TOLD ME THAT IF I GOT A VERY GOOD PARTNER WHOM WILL TRANSACT THE
BUSINESS WITH ME, THAT I SHOULD INFORM HIM ( THE ATTORNEY).

BUT I BEING THE FIRST AND ONLY REMAINING SON OF MY DAD, I WOULDNT
HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS FROM ANY BODY, FROM USING MY DADS WEALTH THE WAY I 
WANTS IT TO BE.

BUT MR KRISTOPHER PLEASE I WANTS YOU TO ASSURE ME THAT YOU ARE AVERY
GOOD TRUST WORTHY AND RELIABLE MAN.

ALSO ASSURING ME THAT AFTER SENDING THIS MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT, TO
HAVE MY OWN MONEY, AFTER YOU MIGHT HAVE DEDUCT YOUR OWN PERCENTAGE, 
WOULDNT BE A PROBLEM BETWEEN I AND YOU.

PLEASE I NEEDS YOUR FULL DETAILS AND ASSURANCE IN YOUR NEXT REPLY TO
ME, AND PLEASE TRY TO REPLY SOONEST, AND INCLUDE YOUR PHONE AND FAX 
NUMBERS.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS WHILE I LOOK FORWARD FOR IMMEDIATE REPLY.

BEST REGARDS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS.

YOURS SINCERELY: MR KENNEDY  MUYANGA. 


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Dear Kennedy, 

I was beginning to worry! I hadn't heard from you in so long,
I thought something had happened.  I am glad you will leave no 
stone untoned.
It is comforting to know that as I sit here in front of the fire, 
there are people like you willing to share your wealth with all. 
This season has been very very busy, and I haven't had time to 
check my list to see what's what this year.  Normally, we don't 
stop updating until midnight on the eve, since even then some people 
will try to get on my good side at the last minute. I didn't see your 
name.  Do you have an alternate spelling?  If so, I'll have to check 
again. I'll tell Mrs. Kringle you send your regards.  Well, hope to
hear from you soon, I'm off to feed the crew. They have to be in tip top
form this month! 

phone:(XXX) XXX-XXXX
By Fax (XXX) XXX-XXXX 

Sincerely, 

Kristopher Kringle 


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From: kennedymuyanga888@mailsurf.com
To: Kristopher Kringle [nigeltufnel@someISP.com]
Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING
Date: Fri, 20 Dec 2002 19:08:45 +0000

 DEAR SIR,

 HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR GOOD FRIENDS OVER THERE? PLEASE KINDLY PARDONE
ME FOR THE LITTLE DELAYS IN REPLYING YOUR MAIL, ITS DUE TO A BRIEF ILLNES 
WITH A CLOSE FAMILY FRIEND.

I COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU A CALL BUT YOU DIDNT INCLUDE THE COUNTRYS CODE
IN YOUR PREVIOUS MAIL TO ME, YOU ONLY INCLUDE THE CITYS CODE NUMBER.

PLEASE KINDLY INCLUDE YOUR COUNTRYS CODE IN YOUR REPLY TO THIS MAIL,
SO THAT WE CAN START ON THE PROCESS OF TRANSFERING THE MONEY 
IMMEDIATELY,AS I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME ON MY SIDE.

LET ME GIVE YOU A GOOD HINT( MR KRISTOPHER) MY GOOD FRIEND, I WANTS
TO USE THIS ESTABLISHMENT AS A NEW YEAR RESOLUTION, WHENCE IM INVESTING 
THE MONEY OUTSIDE AFRICA, PLEASE KINDLY GIVE ME YOUR COUNTRYS CODE SO 
THAT I CALL YOU IMMEDIATELY.

ONCE AGAIN I WILL LIKE YOU TO INSURE ME THAT YOU ARE A GOOD AND
RELIABLE MAN, WHOM I CAN TRUST IN THIS TRANSACTIONS.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS WHILE I WAITS FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY.

BEST REGARDS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS.

YOURS SINCERELY: MR KENNEDY MUYANGA.


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Dear Kennedy -- I am completely beat!  We finished up the deliveries early
on the 24th, so I'm good for another year.  The area code was XXX -
sorry I left that out of my previous message.  You know, I hadn't
heard from you in quite a while again. Are you sure this business is
legit? I mean, I got nothing against wads of cash, but I need 
some assurance that this is all above board.  I have expenses, feed for
the team, payroll for the factory workers -- it's tough only working
once a year, even if it is all night.  Sometimes it's tough to pay
the heating bill. You know how it gets this time of year.  So what
are the next steps?  If you got back to me in time, I could have
stopped by on the 24th, but it would have been tough to squeeze an
appointment in...but that little bastard jimmy whalen in missouri was
such a bad kid last year that I decided to skip deliveries to his
house completely...I could have squeezed you in then.  So let me know
what you need me to do next. Thanks!! 


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From: kennedymuyanga888@mailsurf.com
To: Kristopher Kringle [nigeltufnel@someISP.com]
Subject: HOPE YOU GOT MY MAIL.
Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2003 14:19:11 +0000

HELLO MR KRISTOPHER, PLEASE MAY I USE THIS MEDIA TO KNOW YOU MORE,
WHERE ARE FROM, AROUND THE GLOBE, FROM WHICH COUNTRY ARE LOCATED.

PLEASE KINDLY INCLUDE YOUR COUNTRYS CODE TO YOUR NEXT MAIL TO ME,
THAT WILL ENABLE I OR MY DADS ATTORNEY TO GET YOU IN DIRECT CONTACT.

REGARDING TO YOUR PREVIOUS LETTER YOU ARE ALLEGING FEARS IF THE
BUSINESS IS LEGAL, LET ME ASSURE YOU ONCE AGAIN MR KRISTOPHER, YOU DONT 
HAVE ANY COURSE TO BE FRIGHTENED, IM THE ONE WHOM SURPOSED TO BE AFRAID, 
I MEAN THIS MONEY IS COMING TO YOUR OWN ACCOUNT.

PLEASE ASSURE ME ONCE AGAIN THAT THIS MONEY ON GETTING TO YOU WILL BE
SECURED UNDER YOUR INTENSIVE SUPERVISION.

PLEASE IM WAITING TO READ FROM YOU, BUT NEVER HESITATE BY INCLUDING
YOUR COUNTRYS CODE.

THANKS WHILE I WAIT TO READ FROM YOU SOONEST.

YOURS SINCERELY: MR KENNEDY MUYANGA. 


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Dear Kennedy,

Sure, I can tell you a little about myself.  As a young man, and
coming from a rather wealthy family, I had an immense desire to do
good things for others. I lived in the village of Sombertown, which
is in the mountains of Germany, and in my spare time I started a gift
factory where I built toys and gave them to all the local children.
But we were ruled by an evil man at that time - his name was
Burgermeister Meisterburger.  He banned toys from the land, and kept
taking them away from the children.  Eventually, I had to go above
his head. Now I have a little place up north on the edge of
Antarctica. If you don't mind the cold, you should come visit. It's
really gorgeous country.  Speaking of country, you asked for my
country code.  I thought you meant Area code! Sorry about that.  The
country code is 011 + 067.  What about you?  Can you tell me a little
more about yourself?

Sincerely, Kris Kringle


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[I think he may be getting suspicious....]

From: kennedymuyanga888@mailsurf.com 
To: Kristopher Kringle [nigeltufnel@someISP.com]
Subject: expecting your reply soon.
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 14:43:27 +0000

DEAR KRISTOPHER,

IM NOT CONVINCED WITH WHAT YOU WROTE IN YOUR PREVIOUS MAIL TO
ME, YOU SAID THAT YOUR FROM GERMANY, OKAY! AND YOU STILL MENTIONED OF A 
COUNTRY I COULD NOT BE ABLE TO FIND IN THE MAP OF THE WORLD.

PLEASE WHERE IS THIS COUNTRY ANTARCTICA IS LOCATED, IS IT A COUNTRYS
NAME OR A STATE IN THE THE COUNTRY.

REGARDING TO THE COUNTRYS CODE YOU WROTE, I COUNLDNT FIND IT ALSO IN
THE WORLD BOOK CONTAINIG CODE NUMBERS.

TO BE SINCERE MR KRISTOPHER IM NOT IMPRESED BY THE WAY YOU ARE
HANDLING THIS ISSUEM, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN ASSISTING ME IN THIS 
REQUEST,
YOU BETTER INFORM ME NOW THAT I MAY LOOK FOR ANOTHER ONE WHOM CAN ASSIST 
ME.
OR DO YOU THINK IM OUT FOR KIDS PLAY, IM REAL MR KRISTOPHER YOU
WOULDNT UNDERSTAND NOW UNTIL WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER IN PERSON.

BECAUSE WE ARE ALREADY IN THE NEW YEAR, AND I WANTS THIS SAID PROJECT
TO TAKE OFF IMMEDIATELY,AS I PLANED IT, WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT AND 
INVESTING
OF THE MONEY OUTSIDE AFRICA, I MEAN FAR DISTANT FROM AFRICA.

YOU ARE SCAREING ME AWAY FROM YOU.

I NEED YOUR COUNTRY CODE NUMBERS, I TRIED WITH THE ONE YOU WROTE TO
ME BUT IT DIDNT WORK OUT.

LOOKING TO READ FROM YOU SOON.

REGARDS. 

MR KENNEDY MUYANGA.

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Dear Kennedy,

I am sorry you are not convinced of my sincerity, and I assure you
the information I gave you was accurate. I did not say I was
currently in Germany -- you asked me for some background on my life,
so I tried to provide it to you. I also can assure you that
Antarctica exists. I am not sure what globe or map you looked at, but
Antarctica has been a continent for quite some time. Look on your
globe again. It's that really big country right on top.  In order to
help you out, here is a link to Antarctica's country code:

http://www.1areacodescountrycodes.com/international-country-codes-
city-calling-code-antarctica-scott-base.htm

I resent the implication of you e-mail. I assure you I am
trustworthy. Every year I am in millions of homes and not once - NOT
ONCE! - have I stolen anything.  In fact, the only thing I have ever
taken from these homes is some cookies left out specifically for me.
Unless I get an apology from you, our deal is finished. You are off
my list for good. 

Sincerely, 

Kristopher Kringle

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To: Kristopher Kringle 
Subject: IM VERY SORRY FOR THE WAY I REACTED TO YOU,
Date: Mon, 6 Jan 2003 16:25:06 +0000
Return-Path: kennedymuyanga888@mailsurf.com
X-Originating-Ip: 216.250.221.196 

DEAR KRISTOPHER,

PLEASE I BEG FOR YOUR PARDONE, I WAS SO NEVIOUS THAT I WASNT ABLE
TO CHECK MY MAP VERY WELL,BUT NOW I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKES, AND 
I HEREBY PLEADING FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS.

AND EITH YOUR PREVIOUS MAIL TO ME, I BEGAN TO REALISE THAT YOU ARE
SOMEONE I CAN BUILD MY TRUST WITH, I MEAN I HAVE ALREADY BUILD MY 
TRUST WITH YOU.

I HAVE TRIED TO GET YOU ON LINE BUT ALL TO NO AVAIL, SO PLEASE WE CAN
BE REACHING THROUGH INTERNET OR YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL(0027-826409325).

PLEASE BEAR WITH ME AND REGARDING TO ALL THIS, I PROMISE TO BE A VERY
GOOD PARTNER WITH YOU, BE IT FINANCIALLY AND OTHERWISE.

YOU CAN LIKEWISE BE WRITING ME NOW THROUGH THIS MY NEW AND PRIVATE
EMAIL BOX, kennedymuyanga37@go.com,PLEASE NOTE!

IM EXPECTING TO RECEIVE YOUR CALL SOONEST.

BEST REGARDS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY: MR KENNEDY MUYANGA.

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Dear Kennedy,

Apology accepted. I am writing to you at your new top secret private 
e-mail address.  Can I ask why the switch? Was the old e-mail address 
compromised in some way?  Let me know.

I know this transaction of ours is supposed to be confidential, but I had 
to mention it to my team, especially if they are going to fly me to 
Africa.  Rudolph wasn't so keen on the idea, especially given the unrest 
in the region. The others weren't especially thrilled, as they have all 
had firearm scares during one hunting season or another. Can you tell them 
that they'll be safe?  I can tell you from experience that whenever I 
visit Upstate NY, people shoot at anything that moves.  I've almost been 
winged myself.  Is it the same in your region? 

 I tried to call you at the number you gave, but I just kept getting what 
sounded like a fast busy signal. Do I need any paperwork from you to sign? 
 Perhaps we could do it via fax or mail. Sometimes the phones up here at 
the North Pole are iffy. I normally have access to a satellite phone, but 
with the recent snow storms, I haven't had much luck. Let me know next 
steps. 

Sincerely,

Kris Kringle


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From: kennedy muyanga77 [kennedymuyanga37@go.com] 
To: Kristopher Kringle 
Subject: INFORMATION FROM KENNEDY.
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 10:32:13 -0800 (PST)

hello kristopher,

   how are you my good friend?, hope theres no problems?,
why have i not heard from you for quite a long time now? i have been
very busy working round the clock towards our transactions, i have
gone to the extend reaching the changing of ownership with the
security company.

have been contacted with my dads attorney in holland, because i have
giving him your phone and fax nubers, i beleive that he will be
contacting you soonest.

and if you wants to reach him (the attorney) this is his phone number
 (+31-621491915).

and this is the securitys companys (name,phone and fax numbers)
situated there in holland,(GLOBAL SECURITY AND FINANCE
INC.TEL:+31-647988154,and FAX:+31-619334413.

please try to reach me soonest as everything is working out
accordingly.

thanks and bye for now while i waits for your urgent respond.

best regards to you and you best friends.

YOURS SINCERELY: MR KENNEDY MUYANGA.

I had replied to your earlier message, perhaps you did not receive
it?  Regardless, I sent it again. Let me know if you receive it OK.
Would it be possible for you to send a picture of yourself?  I find
it easier to do business with someone when I can put a face to the
name, so to speak. Let me know. 


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From: kennedy muyanga77 [kennedymuyanga37@go.com] 
To: Kristopher Kringle  
Subject: INFORMATION FROM KENNEDY.
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 09:40:35 -0800 (PST)


HELLO MR KRINGLE,

  HOW IS EVERYTHING MOVING ON WITH YOU?, I WAS SOMEWHAT SURPRISED FOR
NOT HEARING FROM YOU FOR QUITE SOMETIME NOW,WELL BUT ACCORDING TO
YOU, YOU SAID THAT YOU WROTE ME, BUT I DIDNT GOT ANY OF YOUR MAIL.

YOU ARE REQUETING FOR MY PICTURE, WELL! THATS NOT THE BIG DEAL FOR
NOW, BECAUSE I BELEIVES THAT WITHIN A SHORT TIME I WILL BE WITH YOU.

PLEASE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS TO CALL THE SECURITY OFFICIALS AT
THEAIR AFFILIATED OFFICE IN HOLLAND,AND MY DADS ATTORNEY FOR
IMMEDIATE RESPONSE AND TRANSFERING OF THIS FUNDS OUT OF SOUTHAFRICA.

I HAVE SINGNED THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP DOCUMENTS ON YOUR BEHALF, HERE
IN JOHANNESBURG.

OR IT WILL EVEN BE BETTER IF YOU CAN TRAVEL TO HOLLAND FOR FURTHER
CONFIRMATION ABOUT THIS FUND.

THANKS WHILE I LOOK FORWARD TO READ THE GOOD NEWS FROM YOU SOONEST.

REGARDS FROM MR KENNEDY MUYANGA.

[this guy works in the strangest way -- I can go for days withouth hearing 
from him, then I'll get two messages back to back....he must not have 
internet access all that often or something...]



From: kennedy muyanga77 [kennedymuyanga37@go.com] 
To: Kristopher Kringle 
Subject: hello kristopher,
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2003 02:36:50 -0800 (PST)

dear kristopher,

      whats the matter, or have you traveled to holland?,please write
to enable me know what is going on.

have you called my dads lawyer, or the security company or have you
retreived the consignment.

please write me im starting to get worried, or is it a must that you
see my picture before writing me again?, please write, and if its the
picture, tell me and i will send it soonest. 

thanks while i look forward to read from you soon.

best of my regards.
mr kennedy muyanga.


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Dear Kennedy,

Odd that your mail isn't working reliably. I haven't yet traveled to 
Holland, since I was not able to successfully reach your dad's attorney, 
nor has he contacted me.  The number you gave me results in a recording 
that says something about "all circuits busy."  I wasn't sure whether you 
wanted me to travel to Holland, or to Africa, and you didn't mention 
whether I should bring a gift to your father's attorney or not.  Either 
way, it may be difficult for me to get away right now since I am just 
beginning a new production run for next year, and you know how it is with 
help these days. Every little thing that goes wrong and they're in my 
office whining.  "I can't get legs to go on the dolls" or "the jacks we 
have left over from last year won't fit into the new boxes."  I tell you, 
I've almost had enough of this.  I can't wait to get my share of the loot 
so I can trade in my sleigh for a kickin' Beemer with tinted glass and 19" 
wheels.  Is there any way we can do this through some sort of 
intermediary? 

The picture is something I feel pretty strongly about -- I never forget a 
face, and I can tell a lot about a person by looking at them. If they're 
naughty or nice for instance. I prefer to deal only with nice people, and 
you seem like a nice fellow.  The picture would be great, if you have one 
that you can send.  I know you didn't ask for it, but I also have one I 
can send you.

Look forward to hearing from you,

Your friend Kris

(don't be so formal, call me Kris, or SC as the kids have nicknamed me.)


awaiting the next installment.....


scamorama