ALWAYS WOUMFO ONE MORE

Princess Margaret and her entourage send Cedrax Woumfo to school. Will he make the grade? But wait! Mr. Woumfo is doing his homework and has found Scamorama! But WAIT AGAIN! Mr. Woumfo just won't give up! He doesn't trust the Princess anymore, so she reveals her true identity as... Dr Harold Shipman. Cedrax finally got annoyed and told Dr Shipman where to get off on july 7.

July 12: But WAIT! Cedrax (where do they get these names? science-fiction novels? cookie boxes?) tries to sic Princess Margaret on a different scammer! (His rival? A buddy?) More rudeness ensues.

Starring:
CEDRAX WOUMFO
PRINCESS MARGARET
CHARLES FARNES-BARNES
LONSLO TOSSOV

and by special permission from Actors Equity
DR HAROLD SHIPMAN

and now
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE


CEDRAX WOUMFO

From: "cedrax woumfo" <woumfo2@hotmail.com>
Date: 30 Apr 2004, 02:22:52 AM
Subject: study

Attn:Pricess Margaret.

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC.

Greetings in the name of God,the merciful.

I am Mrs Cedrax Woumfo , of a born Christly speaking French .

My father was died suffering of diabetes in year 1990, i was only 11 year old . the life has never easy for me. but i havn't lose my courage , wiht the help of GOD and my Mother , going to school and praying everyday , I obtain a School leaving Examination ( Bacalaureat ).

Afther that i decide to continue my study in England , but until today the money is a problem.

However, with many transactions and the help of GOD and my muther , i become a opportunity to travel to germany . where i am presently continue to search a possibility to study in England.

Please Dear Sister,Princess Margaret, can you help me to realise my wish; Invite me in England and help me to make a master in Electrical and Electronic Engineering?

I am waiting for your respone ,and if you have further question please let me know.

I sincerely wish that you will never fail me.

May God bless you and The Royal Family

Cedrax Woumfo


PRINCESS MARGARET

To: woumfo2@hotmail.com
Date: 30 Apr 2004, 09:08:35 AM

My Dear Woofoo

We always like to do the most We can to help native chappies, and your tale of woe has greatly touched us. It so rarely that We can help the common person along in this way. What exactly can We do? There is a spare room in the Miracsky Wing here which perhaps We can make available to you once we are assured of your good faith. Naturally there will be formalities to complete, but would this be of interest? There is also television and an X Box not being used,and which I am sure Princess Wayne has finished with that can be provided in case you do not find your just deserts at once.

MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC, Duchess of Great Tesco, Stewardess of Llareggub, Prioress of Lotto,
Room 101
The Royal Les Dawson Suite
Kensington Doss House,
Buckingham
London
FU2 GlT


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 01 May 2004, 04:17:06 AM

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC.

Greetings in the name of God,the merciful.

Dear Sister , Princess Margaret.

How are you today ? with heart full of joy , i just want to thank you , and write today regarding your last email correspondence with me.

I am presently in ( munich ) Germany and to preparings for coming to England. I need to enable me to apply for a visa in British Embassy or high Commission some documents .

First: An official notification of Admission in one University in london. You can help me to have that , the University would tell you what documents is necessery for that , and i would send it to you, Note that i want to study in The Electrical & Electronic Engineering programmes.

Second: Please you have to send me a special official Formal obligation for brearing the study costs.



I want to thank you first for the spare room in the Miracsky Wing , the Television and the X box.

I am waiting for your respone ,and if you have further question please let me know.

I sincerely wish that you will never fail me.

Have a nice and peaceful weekend

May God bless you and The Royal Family

Cedrax Woumfo


PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 04 May 2004, 08:47:51 AM

My Dear Chap

A pleasure to hear back from you so promptly, and of course We shall pleased to do all We can to ease your passage to these shores.

I have taken the liberty of contacting the Chancellor of Royal Smegaroon University, just outside London and things are looking very encouraging as far as admitting you. You may be asked to attend a short interview but with my backing this will be a mere formality.

Please let us have a copy of your international passport and all supporting documentation as soon as possible, quoting refence 1 PIL OCK.

I have asked Lonslo Tossov the Royal Interior Designer to refurbish the Miracsky Room as befitting a native chap from the colonies and he asks what sort of decor will suffice. I have provisionally selected a green and banana yellow flock with some attractive wicker furniture, but am open to suggestions on this before finalising the selection. Will Splinter Cell be adequate for the X-Box by the way? It comes highly recommended by the Prince.

We await to hear from you as soon as possible on all matters.

MARGARET


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: Wed, 05 May 2004 13:38:23 +0200

her Royal Higness Princess Margaret Vc

Greatings in the name of GOD
Dear Sister , princess Margaret.

How are you today ?
I am very happy , because with your letter , and your relationship you have give me a opportunities to study in England , i thank you very much and God Bless you
.
I have already make a Copies of my Passport , and i would like that you give me pleave a INTERNET WEB SITE for the ROYAL Smegaroon University; because i need to show about the department of sciences and computter and some things about the directories , to know the documents( stuy and scholl ) i would copies and send you . please can you give me your postal adress.

I thank you for the Miracsky room , i accept the decorations with yelow banana
and the green, it very beatifull.
It is very good to have a people like you and what you are doing now it very greatfull.

I am wainting for your response , and if you have further question please let me know .
I sincerely wish that you will never fail me.
Have a nice day
May GOD bless you and The Royal Family .

Cedrax woumfo

00491791473360

Tel


PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 05 May 2004, 08:35:34 AM

My Dear Mr Woumfo

A pleasure to hear from you as always my dear chap. I have asked the Chancellor of Royal Smegaroon, Mr Charles Farnes-Barnes to provide the website address and all the necessary convocational details. He is an excellent fellow and I am sure that he will provide all the information you require. In the meantime you may wish to look at the facilities offered by the sister establishment Kings College, my own alma mater, which is very similar in all critical respects. You may see this at http://www.kcl.ac.uk/ I am not sure if you can bring any of your wives to study as well and you may wish to raise this point.

As for my postal address please use the one as given below.

I have noted your preference as far as decor is concerned, an excellent choice. Shall I arrange for your room to contain a tiger skin rug or two or lay in some gin to make you feel at home? Please let me know as I am keen to ensure you get what you deserve.

Best regards

MARGARET


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 06 May 2004, 03:02:06 AM

her Royal Higness Princess Margaret Vc

Greatings in the name of GOD
Dear Sister , princess Margaret.
Thank you very much for all the things you make for me, I am so happy and sometimes i thins it's a dream . Yesterday i talk about all that
with my mother, and she was verry happy for me and she asked me request to transmit its sincere greetings and thanks to you and the royal Family.
Presently i am single ; I do not hope to come to continue my studies with a woman in my luggage.
About the room , i thank you for all the decorations and acept all the things you are doing. because i am a man with simple taste. I have look the web site you give me , it's interressant and today i would check it more , i am waiting for the email from The chancellor of Royal Smegaroon. and please can yo doing somethings for me . I have not lose my time hier in germany . i have write and pass some exams in the university of Munich , can you ask the Chancellor , if the university would recognize these exams ?.
thanks
Have a nice day
May GOD bless you and The Royal Family .

Cedrax woumfo


PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 07 May 2004, 05:07:50 AM

My Dear Mr Woumfo

A pleasure my dear chap to hear from you so promptly. We are interested to know of which exams you have passed. I know that the London Universities particularly value the Tardis Business Diploma. Perhaps you would be so good as to scan in and send your qualifications to Mr Farnes Barnes to peruse, as it will make his final decision that much easier? I saw him for a glass of port at the St Trininans inauguration last night, and he more or less gave his blessing to the whole idea.

Plans for the redecoration of the room for your arrival are already well advanced. Would you prefer to sleep in a bed or on the floor? I don't know what you are accustomed to over there.

Kind regards

MARGARET

[On hot summer nights we like the fire escape, ourselves.]


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 09 May 2004, 06:41:09 AM
Subject: Study and he Doc

Her Royal Higness Princess Margaret Vc

Greatings in the name of GOD
Dear Sister , princess Margaret
How are the week-end for you? Since Friday , i'am trying to send you the document for my exams hier in Germany , and somethings is wrong , i have first try it with this Hotmail acount but , they don't going, because the are very big( 6 MB). And i have try it second with my web.de acount , they going, but your Hotmail acount can receive it, because all hotmail have a small download capacity. But i d'ont know, if you don't have any Doc from me ( i have scan it) please , create another account with large download capacities( for example i habe draxcit2002@web.de account, and i can receive 12 Mb ).
Have a nice week, thanks for everything, for the question about the room ,i prefer to sleep on the bed.
May GOD bless you and The Royal Family .

Cedrax woumfo


PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 09 May 2004, 10:35:28 AM

My Dear Mr Woumfo

May I suggest that you compress your documents with a utility like WinZip or send them one at a time? Time is too short to go around opening e-mail accounts all over the place, especially German ones. We are very worried about viruses and the like and some of these foreign accounts can be rather unreliable.

Alternatively perhaps you could courier over the information to us here at the Palace? We shall, of course off full reimbursement once you are our guest.

Do hurry up old chap, as I am seeing Mr Farnes Barnes for a game of croquet next tuesday and we really want to move on and get these outstanding details resolved. He is expressing great interest in your plea and I think he will look favourably on your claims.

Work has already started on your room and I must the say the colour scheme is very fetching. If you wish to pursue any musical interests, by the way then there are som tom toms in the drawing room.

Best wishes

MARGARET


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 09 May 2004, 11:51:21 AM
Subject: About my doc

Her Royal Higness Princess Margaret Vc

Greatings in the name of GOD
Dear Sister , princess Margaret.

Thanks for your idee with Winzip,i have already send the 1 doc Exams with my web.de account, but the other is for the next hours. Tell me if you have se it.

Have a nice week, thanks for everything

May GOD bless you and The Royal Family .

Cedrax woumfo


PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 10 May 2004, 02:40:54 AM
Subject: TO MR WOUMFROO

Dear Cedrax (if I may be so bold)

Unfortunately your documents have not been received, and We are worried lest you are not entirely serious in the matter. Our Mr Tossov, who has been working hard on your accomodation (he has ordered the potted palms and wicker furniture only yesterday) has had some particularly harsh words to say about this. Please, what is happening? I am very concerned.

MARGARET


CHARLES FARNES-BARNES

[A new member of the Agathon!]

To: woumfo2@hotmail.com

Date: Sun, 09 May 2004 18:31:32 +0000

Dear Sir,

To expedite your request, please send by air mail a copy of your original letter to Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret to:

Sir Marmite Loony-Binns
Chairman
Manfred Neumann Fund for Deserving Causes [Africa Division]
Post Office Box 69
London FU GIT

Yours faithfully,

Dr Charles Farnes-Barnes BSc [Economics]
Chief Treasurer
The Manfred Neumann Fund


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 10 May 2004, 02:59:19 AM
Her Royal Higness Princess Margaret Vc

Greatings in the name of GOD
Dear Sister , princess Margaret.

Sory for all these problem , i am very serious and have sending the doc Per post today at 9 am , but if you want , you can give me your FAX number, so that i can fax all the 2 documents now . Please don't worry about this. I am waiting for the Fax. Thanks

Have a nice week, thanks for everything

May GOD bless you and The Royal Family .

Cedrax woumfo


PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 10 May 2004, 03:55:20 AM

My Dear Cedrax

This is excellent news. You may fax items to Me at my hunting lodge :

00 44 1 527 854228.

and I will see that they get the attention they properly deserve.

How soon will it be before the main items arrive in the post? I am eager to get this matter expedited. I hope that you have written the address clearlyand in ink, as I know a foreign education can easily produce something of an illegible scrawl if in written in excited haste.

best regards

MARGARET

ps Tossov asks if you would like an overhead fan in your room to make your feel at home? It is not very hot here at present, but the reassuring swoosh may help you sleep.


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 10 May 2004, 06:26:44 AM
Subject: what 's up

Dear Madame or Mister.

I don't know where you are or what you are doing with me , but may God bless you.

I am very disappointed, because i have believe and hope in you, but yet i know , it was a notsence. Why did you doing that to me , make me believe for a wrong things.

You have give me a Fax nummer , and i have trying to fax my document, but that was no fax Nummer , and i call the nummer and some Madame take a telefone and I ask she about the things you write to me , and explain she all the story. She was very disappointed and tell me that the honest Princess Margaret died in year 2002.

I don't know now where you are and what do you trying to make with all this things. I am simple man searching for a better day , a better way , in my life. I have not do or have a intention to do somethings bad to somebody. I am searching only a way to make my study in England. And i would continue try it , because in the world , some good and greatifull people are, and they could help me.

Greatings in the name of God

If you have some serious explications about your intension , please call me, or let me continues my way.

Tel 00491473360.


PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 10 May 2004, 08:11:18 AM

Mr Dear Cedrax

I fear that the well meaning person you spoke to misunderstood. My dear mother, the late Princess Margaret, Grand Duchess of Trumpton, did indeed pass away a while back and I am surprised that you did not remember the state funeral at Butlins Abbey, widely covered in the media at the time.

As her eldest daughter I bear the same name (a tradition passed down several generations, I may add) and this has obviously led to some confusion. I am alive and well, as you can see from the attached picture, taken just this weekend.

If you do not intend to proceed with this business then We shall be disappointed, but that must be your decision. There is no need to invent reasons and to assert that we are dishonest if that is what you are doing perhaps? I have a number of deserving cases from your part of the world who I can spend more time on.

Kind regards

MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC, Duchess of Great Tesco, Stewardess of Llareggub, Prioress of Lotto,
Room 101
The Royal Les Dawson Suite
Kensington Doss House,
Buckingham
London
FU2 GlT




LONSLO TOSSOV

To: HRH Princess Margaret
Cc: woumfo2@hotmail.com, Sir Marmite
Date: 10 May 2004, 08:28:27 AM
Subject: YOUR MAJESTY - RE THE WOUMFOOL SITUATION

YOUR HIGHNESS

THANKS FOR THE REVEALING PHONE CALL_I AM DISAPPOINTED NATURALLY HAVING BEGAN THE REFURBISHMENT_ BUT NOT SURPRISED THAT THE FELLOW IS LIKELY TO NOW PROVE A NON STARTER_WHAT SHALL I DO WITH THE WICKER FURNITURE WHICH IS PILED UP IN THE STATE ROOMS?_GIVE IT TO CHARITY OR JUST THROW IT ON THE BONFIRE SEEMS TO BE THE BEST SOLUTION AS THIS FOREIGN HANDIWORK CAN HARDLY HOLD A CANDLE TO THE BEST BRITISH MAHOGANY IN MY OPINION_LET ME KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND _I MAY PERHAPS ALSO BE ABLE TO CANCEL THE GHASTLY BANANA YELLOW AND TROPICAL GREEN PAINT ORDER WITHOUT TOO MUCH SANCTION IF THINGS ARE NOT DELAYED MUCH MORE

IF I MAY SAY SO_ THIS FRACTIOUS FELLOW WAS A RIGHT CHUMP FROM DAY ONE WITH BARELY A LITERATE GRASP OF THE QUEENS ENGLISH AND I DOUBT VERY MUCH WHETHER HE HAD ANY QUALIFICATIONS WORTH THE PAPER THEY WERE PHOTOCOPIED ON_ AT LEAST JUDGING BY HIS PRECIOUSLY PATHETIC PERFORMANCE THROUGHOUT_HOWEVER THE FINAL DECISION MUST AS ALWAYS REMAIN WITH YOUR GRACIOUS SELF AND I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING YOUR DECISION SOONEST.

YRS OBTLY

T
Lonslo Tossov DFC, AA
Royal Interior Designer
Bernard Manning Estates
Kustards
Wankershire


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 10 May 2004, 04:33:13 PM

Her Royal Higness Princess Margaret Vc
Greatings in the name of GOD
Dear Sister , princess Margaret

The level and the kind my englisch language are not good, i hope you will understand me.

I have trying to send you a 2 document really , and after the conversation with the women , I send you an email , to which you have give a response , and in your email , you tell me who you are and that what acceptable , because I see everything about your mother in television and sory about. But you have not clearly write some explications about the Faxnummer ; but I have since 3 p.m trying to send it ,but somethings is wrong . After that I decide to make all clear, I read again all the corespondenceŐs email with you , and I notice that , you have not give me the WEBseite for the Royal university of Smegaroon. I decide to make research in Internet and via Google.de , I find this link: can you open it?
http://www.scamorama.com/agathon-ngo.html;
http://www.scamorama.com/agatha-swarin.html;
http://www.scamorama.com/margaret-gallant.html;
http://www.scamorama.com/mgt-mokoena.html;
http://www.scamorama.com/margaret-timi.html; in this last links(Date: 29 Jul 2003, 07:28:04 AM ) I saw the pictures , you send to me today , saying that you taken it just this weekend. ????!!!!! please can i have an explication about it ?

I have read all these story . You playing the Detectives roles with your team Mrs marmite , Princess Candy , Mis Agatha Bristol, mrs Lonslo Tossov and others : I can tell you somethings , you are making a good job trying to cath all these people, who writing and sending sacam to honest people trying to have their money.

But you muss notice that , I am a simple man , I donŐt have milion dollars or somethings like that in security compagnies. , I am not a bussness man, I am not a lazy man , searching thtieving oher people, I searching to continues my study in England , because I love England .

Now you know all, and you muss take a decision with me , helping me or continues your work : tracking all the scammer. It is a very important work and may god bless you .

I am now tired , and I am going to sleep. I donŐt know now what to do , but I am sure that the true God would protect me .

I am waiting for your reaction , and I would acept your decision , but you muss be serious now.

In Munich is one British High Commision, if you need more Informations about me you can send my adresse to them.

may God bless you and the Royal family.

Cedrax Woumfo

Avenaruisstr 15
81243 munich
Germany
tel 00491791473360


PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 11 May 2004, 01:33:24 AM

My Dear Mr Woumfool

I am delighted that you have, somewhat belatedly, discovered the pleasure which you have given to myself and various online friends. If you still wish to fund a career in electrical enginering, may We suggest beginning all over again, perhaps by learning a honest trade?

After all, it seems that you are rather less than a bright spark.

'MARGARET'

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC, Duchess of Great Tesco, Stewardess of Llareggub, Prioress of Lotto,
Room 101
The Royal Les Dawson Suite
Kensington Doss House,
Buckingham
London
FU2 GlT


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Subject: what now?
Date: 11 May 2004, 03:23:00 AM

Her Royal Higness Princess Margaret Vc
Greatings in the name of GOD
Dear Sister , princess Margaret

I have not understand your email, " I am delighted that you have, somewhat belatedly, discovered the pleasure which you have given to myself and various online friends." A PLEASURE!!???
You say that i muss learning a honest trade, wich trade? , i have not make a trade wich you but i have asked you to help me. i don't thing that it is somethings wrong to asked a help. Don't forget that i have say that if you send me a document i would going in British high commision to apply a study Visa . can you tell me , why the scholarship exist?: to help the people , and i have things that the royal Family muss have somethings like that to helping the people. ( Example for The Lady Diana)

And during our corespondence notice that only you have giving wrong informations ( the smegaroon University, the Miracsky Room , faxnummer ...)

If your post Adresse ist true , you will receive my 2 document , 13 exams writting hier in University and you will have an idee of me.

I would continues searching a scholarship or somethings like that. But i would like that you teel me the true about you, : Are you a princess or not?

Cedrax Woumfo

Avenaruisstr 15

81243 munich

Germany

tel 00491791473360


PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 12 May 2004, 01:40:53 AM

My Dear Mr Woumfou

After re reading your message several times a sense of shame crept over me and tears filled my eyes. I must apologise for the distress I have caused you by my ill-judged joking. After examination of your messages I realise that you are no cheap crook sitting in a internet cafe, no mugu 419 scam boy on the make, but a serious claimant for charitable consideration. Perhaps, somehow, I can make amends and bring the sunshine back to your life. I am alas no Princess, but you have the right address for me so your mail will still reach me and I will naturally look at at once.

My real name is Dr Harold Shipman and as it happens I may be able to help you, as I have academic connections with Kings College London, the web site of which you have seen. If you would prefer you can reach me on my proper e-mail, DrHarold_Shipman@hotmail.com. I have a busy practice with many patience, whom I will try and finish off so that I can give you my fullest attention.

How can I be assistance?


CEDRAX WOUMFO

My dear Dr Harold Shipman,

It is not easy to know and acept the true , after that man have thinking that he had reich somethings important, living and study in england with the royal family . But what to do after the true ? died ? i think that the life is a figth and we muss acept what's god or not. I acept all this.

I have call and talk with my mother , and i tkink that i muss continue to search help to make my life better. I think that The True Got would help me.

Don't worry about me or the distress you caused, all thinks would be ok with the time.

If you receive my Document posted , tell me about; If not give me your Adresse or Fax i would fax it. because you would have and know what exam i have writted and pass hier in Germany and we can know , how to apply a admission or a scholarship in the King university.Because the problem is the cost of study , i know that it 's very expensive.

Can you tell me more about your practice and you patience.

I am waiting of your response , continues tracking the scammer, and if i come in london , i would help you making that....

have a nice day

May God bless you and your family

Cedrax Woumfo

Avenaruisstr 15

81243 munich


DR HAROLD SHIPMAN

Date: 14 May 2004, 06:43:44 AM

Hello Mr Woumfo

It is so kind of you to accept my apologies and I really intend to give your interests the treatment they deserve. I am a physician with a small practice in England and am usually very busy with a range of cases, although at the moment it is holiday season here and consequentally the waiting room this afternoon is just dead. I haven't yet received your documents. How were they sent? Please make a note of the address here of my surgery in case you have problems.

In the meantime if you need any advice on general aches or pains, beri beri, problems with impotence and the like, please let me know.

I attach a picture of myself with my partner, Nurse Quims.

Kind regards

Harold

Dr Harold Shipman FRCS
69 Miracsky Road
Dunin
Herts
England
WAN KER1

Tel (0)90 5 000 4333
Fax (0) 90 5 000 4334



DR HAROLD SHIPMAN

Date: 17 May 2004, 01:16:22 PM
Subject: TO CEDRAX: is this goodbye?

My Dear Cedrax

I am sorry to not have heard from you again, and can only assume that you have found another supporter to aid your well deserved entrance into the UK. This is a shame, as Nurse Quims have written a few letters on your behalf (including one to Dr Crippen, the bursar at Kings College) and had penciled in quite a degree of support but we understand. I had intended to see if some of my patients might offer some practical suggestions as well, had asked several already with just a few to finish off.

However we still wish your attempt all the success it clearly deserves.

HAROLD


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 18 May 2004, 10:34:32 AM
Subject: NO: is this not a goodbye?

dear Mrs Harold, it is not a goodbay, but i am since aturday ins hospital , please don't wory and waited of my response after hospital.

Gedeon

I wonder: does he have a private woum?


AGATHA BRISTOL

Date: 18 May 2004, 02:42:32 PM

Dear Sir,
I am Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE, of the Special Operations Department of the Foreign Office.

My physician, Dr. Harold Shipman, has told me about your situation. He advises me that you are trustworthy and intelligent.

We are currently looking for graduate trainees to join us.

Would you be interested?

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 20 May 2004, 04:30:33 AM

Dear Mister Harold Shipman ,

I am now in hospital and i have a problem with my ( ventre) , i thinks all would be ok perhaps this sonday i would like that you give me your personal post adresse and i would send you Monday my document for exams.

I hope that all things are seriuos and i hope you trust me now. But i don' t understand why , you haven't see my document sending into the Post adress for Princess Magaret.....

The Mis Agatha Bristol send me an email, but i haven't understand what she propose.

i would write moor next time , ihope you are good and may Got bless you and your Family

Cedrax Woumfo


DR HAROLD SHIPMAN

Date: 20 May 2004, 05:50:01 AM

My Dear Woumfo,

I am glad to hear that you are on the mend, my dear chap, and greatly look forward to helping you to find your rightful place in society. In the meantime you may send your documents to my surgery address as given below for my prompt attention.

If you have any medical reports, X-Rays, body fluid samples and so on that you would like a second opinion on, please wrap them safely ( I suggest a yoghurt pot and cling film for the latter) for my professional appraisal.

After I mentioned your circumstances, Lady Agatha naturally felt that a person of your integrity and intelligence may wish to consider a career with her on special duties, which is why you have heard from her.

Harold

Dr Harold Shipman FRCS
69 Miracsky Road
Dunin
Herts
England
WAN KER1

Tel (0)90 5 000 4333
Fax (0) 90 5 000 4334

Lady A was offering him a graduate trainee job in the Special Ops Department LOl


CEDRAX WOUMFO

<woumfo2@hotmail.com>
Date: 25 May 2004, 10:31:33 AM
My Dear Harold, a pleasur to write you, but i am always in hospital and the Doctor tell that i can go out freiday .

Also may God bless you and your assitent.

See you

Cedrax Woumfo


DR HAROLD SHIPMAN

Date: 25 May 2004, 11:27:30 AM

Mr Dear Mr Woumfou

I am very concerned about your condition, are you sure you do not want a second opinion? If you could courier over your X-Rays or temperature charts, I would be happy to give them an examination. Is yours a nervous disease, or perhaps (as I suspect more likely) something of a venereal nature?

Also does this mean our business is at an end? I would not want to place additional strain on the nerves of such a sickly and sensitive individual. As it happens though this interval is quite a relief, as I am rather buried under my work at the moment.

Harold


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 03 Jun 2004, 12:37:33 AM

Dear mister Harold , how are you and your Asistent?

I am since yesterday back to home and i muss continue the treatment hier at home witht somes tablettes : the problem was mit my Belly and i have losing blood in my stomach causing per somes virus calling: helicobacter positiven Ulcus Duodeni Now about my problem to continue my study in England , i don't know but somethings it wrong , and i want to asked you a questions: Are your sur that you telephone , fax nummer & Adress giving below your email are corect and available , bacause i have try to call you last weekend from the hospital and yesterday i try to call you and faxed the document but the two lines waren always busy. Can you explain me why?

You muss know that i am very serious why my study and please stop call this our buissness, I don't make a buissness with your or anybody , i need a help a schlarship and if you want to help me , make it or stop cause me a stress.

I hope you would understand me and may The true GOD bless you

Cedrax Woumfo


DR HAROLD SHIPMAN

Date: 04 Jun 2004, 01:31:25 AM

My dear Ceedrax

A pleasure to hear from you, and Quims and I are quite relieved that you are still with is. We were growing quite concerned about the length of time you have been out of contact and feared the worse. I am very concerned about the condition you describe. An ulcerous duodeum can be very painful and, occasionally, even life threatening. I am assuming that you are drinking plenty of milk or yoghurt and adhering to a strict regime of soft vegetables and ice cream? If you have any more information about the impacta lesion itself, perhaps with a wankerscan reading from your physician or wise man, then I will be pleased to offer my second opinion. In the short term, exploratory rectal surgery may be desirable as a corrective measure, and I would advise the purchase of a rubber ring from your local market to anticipate this instance.

I am amazed that you are having problems making contact with this office, as everything is working fine and has been checked for faults on recently. Indeed I have received several faxes and calls this morning (a local newspaper is doing a piece on the newsworthy aftercare we offer our patients) without any difficulty. Perhaps this explains why the lines have been busy.

If you still cannot make headway let me know and I will see if I can suggest another contact number.

I am very eager now to see matters progress and look forward to seeing you get what you obviously deserve.

HAROLD


CEDRAX WOUMFO

My Dear Dr Harold ,

How are you and your Asistent , i have trying to call you today , but your lines are always busy . And so i would like that you give me another nummer, now please give me the true nummer .

I hope you have had a good day today. I have reading your suggestion about my dulcerus doudeum and i thank you for all . I would try now to eat now vegetable , and trink milk and yoghurt.

I am waithing for your email and may God bless you .

See you

Cedrax Woumfo

This fellow will swallow anything, let alone fruit and veg...


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 11 Jun 2004, 03:31:18 AM
Subject: hello

my dear Dr Harold Shipman , how are you today , i things everythings are ok.

I have send you a email , but since 5 day i am waiting for your response and i want to know what happend now ? I have tell you that you have to give me another Tel and fax nummer so that i can speak to you and send you my documents.

I can understand that , you are thinking now , if you can give me your realy tel or not . But you have to know somethings, i am certainly a stranger for you but i am honest and i would not make somethings wrong. But only you muss and can make a decision , helping me or not. Take your decison but please make it quickly.

I hope you would have a niche Day , and may God bless you

Cedrax Woumfo


DR HAROLD SHIPMAN

Date: 14 Jun 2004, 09:18:49 AM

My Dear Cedrax

My apologies in the delay in getting back to you and there does seem to have been a communication problem between us. Here I was waiting for some further information from you and all the time you were requiring some details from me! Things have been further complicated by my necessary absence, being away at the Aberdeen Incontinence Conference, at which I was giving a address. The organisers sponsor the British Marathon movement, and you can imagine I had plenty of other duties as they had the runs all day. Well I can certainly look to rectify matters now, my friend, and let us get this business back on course.

You can contact me on 44 906 121 3012, fax 3013 and I will be pleased to hear from you.

How is your own treatment going? Have you tried the diet I have suggested? Please keep me up to date.

Your friend

HAROLD


DR HAROLD SHIPMAN

To: woumfo2@hotmail.com
Date: 06 Jul 2004, 07:48:59 AM

Dear Cedrax

I am growing concerned about you. Are you in good health? Is this business to proceed or not? I was hoping to hear back from you after my return from the Barrymore Constipation Conference, but am now alarmed at your silence. It was hell at the venue (the organisers had provided too few seats and there was not a stool to be found). Naturally this has not put me in a good frame of mind and I was hoping to have some good news from you when I returned.

Harold

Dr Harold Shipman FRCS


CEDRAX WOUMFO

Date: 06 Jul 2004, 01:48:08 PM
Subject: stop whit the SHIT

Mrs Richard oder Mrs fantome , i don't no exactly what you want to me , but let me tel you somethings. I have discover that you are not live in England and your are not a Doctor or somethings like that, you think you are very clever , using many name and writing boolshit ( Princess Magaret , Dr Harold Shipman and ....) . The time you lose to write these boolshit can be benefique if you thing about the sens of the live. Nobody can live forever , we are all people and we would going to die.

Now please use your time to make somrthings Good or ......

Don't be embarassed .

Cedrax


DR HAROLD SHIPMAN

Date: 07 Jul 2004, 09:08:28 AM

Dear Cedrax

Its really no good getting all hot under your mugu collar about my deception, when you're nothing than a odious and inadequate scam boy on the make. At least your stupidity has entertained many over the last few weeks and I am sure the internet crime squad will be pleased to follow up your details.

Thanks for the illiterate insults by the way - they will fit in nicely to the collection kept at Scamorama.


CEDRAX WOUMFO

From : cedrax woumfo <woumfo2@hotmail.com>
Sent : Thursday, July 8, 2004 8:51 AM
To : Princess Margaret
CC : Dr Shipman
Subject : FW: From Bonbo William /urgent Respond/(bonbow147@yahool.com)

X-Originating-IP: [129.187.254.13]

I have receive the folowing Email , and i thing it's somethings for you : business and new story , can help you to have money. So good luck and make your better.

Cedrax

> From BONBO WILLIAM

>
> Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
>
> Private Email Address (bonbow147@yahool.com)
>
> Dear respectiful one,
>
> HELP AN ORPHAN
>
> Attn
>
> Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you . I am Bonbo William , The first son of late Mr and Mrs Raymond William . My father was a very wealthy GOLD and COCOA manchant who based in ACCRA GHANA and ABIDJAN respectively, The economic capital of cote DŐIvoire. He was poisoned to death by his business associate on one of their business outings. When my mother died on the 21ST october 1994 , My father took me and my sister so specail because we were motherless.
>
> Before the death of my father on the 29th November 2000 in a private hospital here in Abidjan , He sincerely called me on his bed side and told me that he had a sum of 20.000,000 US DOLLARS (TWENTY MILLION USA DOLLARS)THAT he kept in a security company HERE In ABIDJAN He also used my name to Deposit the money as his first Son for next of kin. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business assocaites, That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purposes, I want you to assist me it for an investment purpose, such as real estate management.
>
> My interested areas of investment are; REAL ESTATE,HOTELS, PETROLUM INDUSTRY.
>
> , I am honourably seeking for your assistance in the following ways.
>
> (1)To assist me to transfer it to your account successfully.
>
> (2) to provide a bank account which this money would be transfer to.
>
> (3)To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am a Boy of (19)yrs .
>
> (4) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education and to secure a residential permit in your country. Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account.
>
> Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within 14days,from the day you signify interest to assist me.
>
> Awaiting to hear from you soonest.
>
> Please reach me through the E-mail address above. Or
> my above telphone number to enable us discuss the modanities.
> This is my private Email address where you can contact me
>
> Thanks and God bless you as you for your anticipated coperation.
>
> Best Regards,
>
> Bonbo William



PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 12 Jul 2004, 11:05:57 AM

My dear chap

How kind of you think of us all. As we say on the site, there's always woumfo one more mugu..

We shall of couse see you get your just deserts, as you kindly suggest. Please give my regards to your friends at the local internet cafe.

MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC, Duchess of Great Tesco, Stewardess of Llareggub, Prioress of Lotto


CEDRAX WOUMFO

To: dr harold shipman
Date: 07 Jul 2004, 03:01:08 PM
Subject: the fuck

Mrs Richard , you have give our corespondance since may online , ok you have got what you need , a story to make some money. Perhaps with my story, you will become some customer and you can make you money. But you forget something. you are only a bushman, and the life with continue. If you need money you can tell me.

ANd what now '?


DR HAROLD SHIPMAN

Date: 12 Jul 2004, 11:38:52 AM

Dear Mr Wounfo

You are clearly still brooding unhealthily, and perhaps still in denial about this whole business - I prescribe fresh air and a complete change of vocation immediately.

Dr Harold Shipman FRCS
69 Miracsky Road
Dunin
Herts
England
WAN KER1

Tel (0)90 5 000 4333
Fax (0) 90 5 000 4334


CEDRAX WOUMFO

To: dr harold shipman
Date: 07 Jul 2004, 12:58:10 PM

yes man , continue with that , you are the best

Stupid,


DR HAROLD SHIPMAN

Date: 12 Jul 2004, 11:40:18 AM

My Dear Mr Woumfo

Be sure to let me know if I am annoying you.

Whit best whishes

Harold



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