SCAMMERS OF THE CARIBBEAN

Another ! thread from the artist formerly known as Edmund Dantes. (et. al.)
In which Jack Sparrow, pirate of the Caribbean and captain of the Black Pearl, meets a Prince of the Ivory Coast.

Scammer(s)
Prince Bankole - Manager of a bank in Cote d'Ivoire, has money and wants to give some of it to Jack
Dr. J. C. Bapour - Bank flunky, and charge of bureaucracy and lawyer referrals
Mrs. Joyce Kone - Bank flunky
Barrister Mohammed Ibrahim - of "Victory Chembers" - Lawyer who will grease the path with official documents, He Who Must Be Paid.

Scammee
Jack Sparrow - Runs a "salvage" operation in the Caribbean.

As the curtain opens, Prince Bankole has discovered a large sum of cash just lying around the bank,
and wants to share it with Jack Sparrow, a (less than perfect) stranger.


Prince Bankole

Wed, 30 Mar 2005
princebankole100@netscape.net
Undisclosed-recipients@, @
PRINCE BANKOLE MANAGER BIAO BANK.ABDIJAN

PRINCE BANKOLE
MANAGER BIAO BANK.ABDIJAN
COTE d' IVOIRE(IVOIRY COAST).

ATTN:MD/CEO. MY DEAR,

I am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent know you neither have I seen you before but I got your contact through the Ivoirian chamber of commerce and industries. I am the manager of MANAGER,MANAGER BIAO BANK.ABDIJAN , COTE D' IVOIRE. The intended business is thus, We had a customer, a Foreigner (a GERMAN CITIZEN) resident in Abidjan, he was a Contractor with one of the government parastatals. He had in his account in my branch the sum of US$11.5 Million {Eleveen Million five hundred U.S. Dollars).Unfortunately, the man died four years ago until today non of his next of kin has come Forward to claim the money. Having noticed this, I in collaboration with two other top officials of the bank have covered the account all this while.

Now I want you (being a foreigner) to be fronted as one of his next of kin and forward your account and other relevant documents to be advised to you by us to attest to the Claim. We will use our positions to get all internal documentations to back up the claims. The whole procedures will last only ten working days to get the fund retrieved successfully without trace even in future. Your response is only what we are waiting for as we have arranged all necessary things. As soon as this message comes to you kindly get back to me indicating your interest.

Then I will furnish you with the whole procedures to ensure that the deal is successfully Concluded. For your assistance we have agreed to give you thirty percent (30%) of the total sum at the end of the transaction. It is risk free and a big fortune for both of us. With your maximum co-operation, this transaction is not expected to last for more than 10 working days.

All correspondence towards this transaction will be through,telephone and fax.
I await your earliest response through my alterntive mail(princebankole100@yahoo.fr)
Thanks,
Yours Sincerely,
bankole prince


Jack is confused and uncertain. Wants clarification.

Jack Sparrow

Wed, 30 Mar 2005

Prince Bankole,

Are you sure this is safe? Please clarify your position related to this money. You say you are "the manager of MANAGER,MANAGER BIAO", what is that? Are there three of you?

And don't call me MY DEAR.

Jack Sparrow


Prince pretty much ignores Jack's response email (which is typical) and launches in to What Must Be Done...

Prince Bankole

Thu, 31 Mar 2005
"prince bankole" <princebankole100@yahoo.fr>

Dear Friend Jack Sparrow
Dear Friend Jack Sparrow

I do appreciate your kind reply which simply depict your level of maturity,transparency and simplicity.This transaction is not a joke neither is a childs play, l do have the document than true information of the deceased which l gethered from our bank for my own usage and as to achive my aims and objective,depending on your seriousness and sincereity, l clearly direct you on how this transaction will be done safetly.As i told you i am the manage in this branch of the bank were this money is deposited.coacody branch here in Abidjan Cote D'IVOIRE Note:In our bank, this fund has lasted more than the expected period because we are interested and have taken our time and necessary steps to be sure no one comes for it. It is as well as forgotten funds(lying Dormant in the suspense account of the deceased for years). which can be send to the government safe treasure as an unclaim fund, since nobody come's for it till date. Naturally you need some time like this to set for a limit of an experimental error. This is why it is till today. This transaction is something that we want to do without any trace's and should be kept confidential between you and l. l like my honourable jobs of confidence as a banker. l would like to leave the job on my own out of personal volution and not to be handled as disdents.
The nature of the transaction in details:
I am still member and staff of the bank panel that will be charged to investigate the whole process of this inheritance fund transfer, with the personal information that you will give us. l do not want to have any hitch in this transaction as a result of delays and in the process put USD11.5m at stake. l have been in the banking profession for 16 years and know what can make a transaction of this kind to backfire, but l can assure for one that this transaction is 100% risk free, This will mean toying with my career which l don't want.
As you assure me that you will help, then l have forward to you a text of application which you will return back to the bank and Soon as your application is received, it will be processed and you will in turn receive your acknowledgement letter from the bank showing the receipt of your application. The bank will stipulate in the acknowledgement letter the conditions with which this fund shall be swift transferred to your designated account in your country or as the case may be. Now I think everything is veryclear. We are only interested in getting the transaction successfully concluded.
My Word: This transaction is risk free and will never involve any one along the line if only you are ready to follow my guidelines. Do not reply any letter to the bank without sending me a copy of such letter for a review to avoid mistakes that may affect this transaction. All you need to do is to understand that the watchword is confidentiality and trust. Do not expose this to friends to protect this transaction from suffering a hitch anywhere along the line, everything is legal and will be legally done. The attorney will get all the fund transfer approval documents legally to effect the transfer.There is nothing different from the normal bank fund transfer proccedure.
The only difference is that we are going to change the particulars of the next of kin who is late and any person can stand for this claim. l am 100% sure because l have carried out series of investigations concerning this fund and discovered that except l move it out, it will be furfitted to the government as unclaimed bills. So do not be afraid. All l need is your maximium cooperation and maturity to see that we finally smile together as one in few days from now.instructed above. Brief information about the late Mr.ADOLF SPEAR thus:
1- Name of father: Mr. Michael SPEAR
2- Name of mother: Mrs. Grace SPEAR.
3- Nationality of parents: Germany.
4- Name of wife: Mrs Tina SPEAR.
5- Name of son: Mr. Jerry SPEAR.
6-Name of daughter: Miss Doris SPEAR.
2. Account information: Name of Bank: BIAO BANK.
Account number: BIAO CI. 212298AC
Type of Account: suspense.
Date of Opening of the account: 16/09/92.
Amount involved at the moment: USD 11.5Million.
Source of fund: General Contracts
Trade (Import and Export).
Name of Company: STE ADOLF & BROTHERS SARL.
Date of registration: 4/01/92.
Referees in the bank:
1- CHIDEK INVESTMENT COMPANY ABIDJAN.
2- WATACO WESTAFRICA SARL ABIDJAN.
Next of kin: ( cousin ).
l have studied this transaction before going into it, Believe that there is no problem otherwise l wouldn't have been involved. The nationality of the next of kin was not disclosed in the information with the bank, so it is not subject to sex or nationality.You may be a man or a woman and may come from any foreign country around the world. It is true the late Mr.SPEAR, was a German national but can have his cousin any where in the world. A cousin may be parentenal or maternal.
All what the bank wants is to have his information which I included in this mail send to you to get attached to your application because it is impossible for the wrong person to have it. You have it now because we are interested and thereby got it out for you.
Finally the only thing is to keep this transaction secret, do all what the bank asks you to do at the right time, and always be in constant communication with me for advice before you answer any thing from the bank.
I assure you that the ten banking days will look like ten banking hours. Please do not be afraid. That was why I gave you every information about the late Mr.SPEAR. You mustn't need to be the real heir in this situation. All l need is to use your contact as a foreign partner. The only difference is that you have to change the name of the next of kin to your own name. Every other necessary proof that is needed will e arranged here in the bank. This will enable us conclude this transaction shortly.
Please remember to keep everything to yourself as confidentiality is the only key to this expected success. I decided to give everything to you to enable you be well informed and act accordingly. I shall be lad to answer any question(s) as required.
I am 100% ready to work with you ,you can as well call me through this my bank line tomorrow morning 00225.0584.4089
Please mail me as soon as you go through this mail.May God bless you and your family. We shall soon meet in persons.

Regards,
prince bankole


OK, Jack will play along.

Jack Sparrow

Thu, 31 Mar 2005

We certainly do not want this money going to the government. Any government. What a waste. You and I know better how to spend this money, I am sure.

So, let's go for it.

I am a sailor of sorts; at least I make my living at sea doing "salvage" operations. Phone access is sometimes problematic. I do have a land line, but my access to it is sporadic.

Aargh,
Jack


Prince says "send your contact info to me, and contact the bank!" And don't worry, just TRUST me!



[cut from a magazine? annual report?
There was also a standard Lad-grade 'bank certificate of deposit' 'document'.]


Prince Bankole

Fri, 1 Apr 2005

Dear Friend Jack Sparrow

Dear Friend Forever Aargh Jack

see as I told you early that i am still Staff of this bank and I do not want anybody to know that i am involve in this transfer of this money and I do not want any thing that will lead to trace so that i can not loose my job as the manager of this bank,

I have see the way this is going to work out as so as you submit the form my bank here will aprove this money in your favour and and they will have to asign to you the accredited attorney of this bank who will help you obtain the necessary document for this transfer and as soon as you finish with the attorney and the attorney get the three document for the transfer,

I think that trust is the foundation of any perfect partnership.

That is why i sending my last mail along with a copy of my pictures i take few today and here is the document that covers the money in this our bank i have forwarded it to you in my mail.here i am expecting yours picture.

Regarding the transaction,the most important thing is confidentiality, you can easily guess that if the bank knows my involvement that will jeopardize the transaction and i will lose my position in the bank,that is why the bank does not have to know that i am the one feeding you with the informations these funds.

You have to be very careful with people around you because you can never know who among your friends is against your success. I am a believer and i believe that God is the one who joined you and me to champion this transaction. Noboby except you is aware of this transaction because i do not believe in people around me.

I,in the bank will be backing your claim secretly in order for the bank to approve the said claim and transfer the funds into your nominated bank account.As soon as the bank transfers the funds into your account i will take the next available flight to come over there in your country for the share

I would also like you to call me on my direct line so that we can talk deeply regarding this transaction here is my number 00-225-0584-4089 .

just fill free it do as I instruct you this money well be transfered to the account you will prove in this form ok. please call me so that we talk .

Best regards
Prince bankole

Here is the Application letter.

THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION TO BE FILLED AND SENT TO THE BANK BY FAX OR EMAIL OF THE BANK
Fax: 00225.22425049.Email:biaobank_ci@mail2banker.com

Full Name:
Full Address:
Telephone :
Fax :
E-mail :

ATTN: DR.J.C.BAPOUR,
Director of Operations Remittance Department,
Biao Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Une Nouvelle Maniere De Vivre La Banque.
["A new way of living the bank" (??)"]
Fax: 00225.22425049.

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF USD11.500.000.00 Million (ELEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) FROM ACCOUNT NUMBER: BIAO CI: 212298 AC.TO A NEW ACCOUNT AS WILL BE DETAILED BELOW

MY BANK NAME IS =============================
MY BANK ADDRESS IS=============================
MY ACCOUNT NUMBER IS=========================
SWIFT CODE IS=================================
BANK TELEPHONE================================
BANK FAX=====================================

This is the money left behind in your bank by my Deceased cousin, Mr.ADOLF SPEAR who died at the World Trade Centre, following the attack in New York and Washington on the 11th September 2001 with his entire family. He was a German national, he owned Ste ADOLF & Brothers Sarl IMPORT AND EXPORT ABIDJAN (Cote d'Ivoire)

I am his next of kin with all Documents of proof. I wish as his heir apparent to Claim and instruct that the above-mentioned amount be Transferred into my nominated account as shown above. I shall bear the cost of fund transfer. Please accept This late application, as it was due to family Logistic problems consequent upon his funeral rites.

I hope you will expedite action.

Thanks for your cooperation.
Yours faithfully,

Name and signature


Jack sends his picture to Prince. Note this picture is of Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow.
Not a character I would be comfortable doing business with.




Jack Sparrow

Fri, 1 Apr 2005

Dear Prince,

I am encouraged by your quick learning concerning the ways of salvage agents in the Caribbean. I operate as a sailor strictly for myself, and report to no one. Salvage has been a profitable venture for me, and my ship, the Black Pearl, is one of the best afloat (at least I believe so). I can spend many weeks with a small crew sailing from one place to another. Some say I lead a "colorful" life. Some are put off by my appearance and lifestyle. I just know that I am happy. I have attached a picture of myself, as you requested.

Confidentiality is indeed the watchword. This adventure will be as silent and closed as the wind.

Aargh,
Jack


Prince Bankole

Sat, 2 Apr 2005

Dear Friend Jack Sparrow
Dear Friend Jack Sparrow

. Thanks for your mail .Now please fill the form submit it to the bank for onword processing of this fund to the account you will provide in that form ok
i wait to receive your application in our bank ok
thanks and remain bless.
prince


Jack sends the letter to the bank.

Jack Sparrow

From: Jack Sparrow
Sent: 4/1/2005
To: biaobank_ci@mail2banker.com
Subject: Please transfer money per request

ATTN: DR.J.C.BAPOUR,
Director of Operations Remittance Department,
Biao Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Une Nouvelle Maniere De Vivre La Banque.
Fax: 00225.22425049.

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF USD11.500.000.00 Million (ELEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) FROM ACCOUNT NUMBER: BIAO CI: 212298 AC.TO A NEW ACCOUNT AS WILL BE DETAILED BELOW

MY BANK NAME IS
BIDC Bank of Barbados
P.O. Box 27C
St. Michael, Bridgetown
Barbados
(246) xxx-xxxx

MY ACCOUNT NUMBER IS
29883 77-40

This is the money left behind in your bank by my Deceased cousin, Mr.ADOLF SPEAR who died at the World Trade Centre, following the attack in New York and Washington on the 11th September 2001 with his entire family. He was a German national, he owned Ste ADOLF & Brothers Sarl IMPORT AND EXPORT ABIDJAN (Cote d'Ivoire)

I am his next of kin with all Documents of proof. I wish as his heir apparent to Claim and instruct that the above-mentioned amount be Transferred into my nominated account as shown above. I shall bear the cost of fund transfer. Please accept This late application, as it was due to family Logistic problems consequent upon his funeral rites.

I hope you will expedite action.

Thanks for your cooperation.
Yours faithfully,

Jack Sparrow


The bank sends a colorful and official approval notice, which requests documents.

Dr. J. C. Bapour

Sat, 2 Apr 2005

"biao bank" <BIAOBANK_CI@mail2Banker.com>

INTERNATIONAL OPERATIONS DEPARTMENT BIAO
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE DE L'AFRIQUE DE L'OUEST(BIAO)
8-10 Avenue Joseph Anoma 01 bp 1274 Abidjan 01 -COTE D'IVOIRE
TEL: 0022505 844 089 / FAX: 0022522 425 049
INTERNATIONAL OPERATIONS DEPARTMENT APPROVAL NOTICE

Sequel to your bank details sent to our bank on these day 2nd Apirl.. 2005. Our Institution here BIAO BANK Abidjan,Cote d'ivoire has deemed it quite imperative to inform you that the transfer of your fund has been approved into your nominated bank account as stated below:.
Beneficiary name Jack Sparrow
BANK NAME IS BIDC Bank of Barbados P.O. Box 27C St. Michael, Bridgetown Barbados
ACCOUNT NUMBER IS 29883 77-40
Phone number (246) xxx-xxxx
You are advised to forward the following documents stated below for the immediate remittance of your fund into your bank account.
1). LEGALITY CERTIFICATE FROM MINISTRY OF JUSTICE
2). APPROVAL FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE.
3).AFFIDEVIT OF AOTH FROM HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE
4).DEPOSIT DOCUMENT ISSUED TO DR ADOLF SPEAR
5).A COPY OF YOUR ID OR PASSPORT

TWO OPTIONS ARE GIVEN TO YOU ACCORDING TO OUR REGULATIONS YOU HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE IN OUR HEADQUARTERS TO SIGN THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER,IN ALTERNATIVE YOU CAN CONTACT OUR FINANCIAL ACCREDITED ATTORNEY WHOSE CORDINATES IS AS STATED BELOW.
BARRISTER ; IBRAHIM MOHAMMED
TELEPHONE: 00225.07728459
EMAIL : victory_chembers@lawyer.com
YOU ARE GIVEN SEVEN BANKING DAYS TO COMPLY WITH OUR DIRECTIVES IN ORDER FOR OUR BANK TO EFFECT THE IMMEDIATE WIRE OF YOUR FUND THROUGH TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER (T/T) AS CONTAINED IN ARTICLE IV SUB-SECTION 36SCR OF THE 1997 BANK GUIDELINES AS AMENDED.

ONCE AGAIN WE SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU OVER THE DEATH OF YOUR LATE ASSOCIATE WHO WAS A RESPECTED CLIENT OF OUR INSTITUTION.
Congratulations

YOURS FAITHFULLY
DR J.C.BAPOUR
DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL OPERATIONS.
BIAO BANK ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE


Jack wants Prince to use pirate-speak when talking to him.

Jack Sparrow

Sun, 3 Apr 2005

To "prince bankole"

Prince, Me Matey,

I was trusting you because you showed knowledge and sympathy with the special way of the Caribbean salvage people. Please, to show your friendship and develop my trust, use the special greetings and terms of our organization. Always greet me and refer to me as "Me Matey", or "Matey" or "Mate". We also sign our letters or say goodbye with "Aargh", which means essentially "easy sailing".

Aargh,
Jack


Prince does not understand and is worried that Jack may be making fun of him, which of course, he is.

Prince Bankole

Sun, 3 Apr 2005

please i haed you but you shold understand that what i know i will talk about those you words i do not understand them well keep feet thanks.have you contacted the bank and if you have what was there response tou to please i want to know ok
prince


Jack insists on Pirate-speak.

Jack Sparrow

Sun, 3 Apr 2005

Prince me matey,

I do not feel I can continue this patch unless I have a true partner. Me Matey is a greeting which we Caribbean sailors use for close friends and crew, and "Aargh" can be used in many ways, including goodbye, hello, get off my ship, etc...(it all has to do with the tone in which it is said).

I wish to make sure that I am dealing with a true friend and partner that understand me and my ways. I spend much time at sea alone and comradeship is very important to me.

Aargh,
Jack

PS I don't understand your phrase "keep feet" either, but I don't give you a hard time about it.


Prince capitulates and uses pirate-speak.

Prince Bankole

Mon, 4 Apr 2005

Dear Friend Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow me matey How are you hope fine if this wuill make you be ok here is it.when i tell you keep feet that means be strong and get this finalized . please i find out that the bank have approved this fund on your favour and this monring your file have been forwarded to the accreditted attorney of the bank for you to contact him for legalizing this transfer . i find out that there is some document that he will obtain to back up this transfer to your account please contact him so that he will get things done on your behelf ok :Aargh prince


Jack lapses in to pirate-speak.

Jack Sparrow

Mon, 4 Apr 2005

Ah, me matey,

Thanks and good weather be with ya.

You say the bank be willin to let me have the money already eh? This may be the easiest salvage job I be ever havin! Thanks fer bringin it to me!

Yo ho,
Jack


The bank wants documents, and needs Jack to go to a lawyer to get them.

Mrs. Joyce Kone

Mon, 4 Apr 2005
"biao bank" <BIAOBANK_CI@mail2Banker.com>

SUrgent Attention Mr Jack ,

BANQUE INTERNATIONALE DE L'AFRIQUE DE L'OUEST(BIAO)
8-10 Avenue Joseph Anoma 01 bp 1274 Abidjan 01 -COTE D'IVOIRE
TEL: 0022505 844 089 / FAX: 0022522 425 049
INTERNATIONAL OPERATIONS DEPARTMENT

Attention Mr Jack ,

This institution have this morning forwarded your file the our accredited attorney. please get in contact with him as you were advice in the approval letter, we send to you last week .As soon as your lawye, we asign to you get the necessary requirement this bank will effect your transfer within 48 banking hours

thank your in service
Dr Mrs Joyce Kone
Addim Sec.BIAO


The lawyer contacts Jack. Promises to be a good lawyer.

Barrister Ibrahim Mohammed

Mon, 4 Apr 2005
"victory_chember victory_chember" <victory_chembers@lawyer.com>

Attention Mr Jack Sparrow, Notice
Attention Mr,Jack Sparrow

, I am in reciept of the file your bank forwarded to my chambers this morning.I will be very happy to work for you, if only you will do as i instruct you and do what ever i told you to do without complain for your own good,

I am Barrister Ibrahim Mohammed principal attorney Victory Chamber Inc.And accredited financier attorney with your Bank.

If it pleases you I will stand for you in the court and obtain all this entire documents the bank ask from you on your behalf and stand to sign the release order of your fund and as well legalized the transfer of your fund in to your account.

1)Approval certificate from ministry of finance
2)Certificate of fund legality from ministry of justice
3)Affidevit of aoth from High Court of Justice

Immediately you receive this mail pleaes tell me if it will please your majesty if i work for you on your response toward this mail I will verify what it will takes for me to get the entire documents.

Thanks i am here to serve you better.

Yours in service

Barrister Mohammed Ibrahim (ESQ)
principal attorney
VICTORY CHAMBERS ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE


Jack Sparrow

Mon, 4 Apr 2005
victory_chembers@lawyer.com
Fwd: INTERNATIONAL OPERATIONS DEPARTMENT BIAO

Mr. Chembers,

Hope you be doin well. This bank says I need to contact you, so that you can be transferring the money to me account.

Jack Sparrow


The lawyer resends the same letter but this time asks for 500 Euros sent Western Union, thus identifying himself as He Who Must Be Paid.

Barrister Ibrahim Mohammed

Tue, 5 Apr 2005
Barrister Mohammed Ibrahim (ESQ)principal attorney
Attention Mr Jack

I am Barrister Ibrahim Mohammed principal attorney Victory Chamber Inc.And accredited financier attorney with your Bank.

If it will I will stand for you in the court and obtain all this entire documents the bank ask from you on your behalf and stand to sign the release order of your fund.

1)Approval certificate from ministry of finance
2)Certificate of fund legality from ministry of justice
3)Affidevit of aoth from High Court of Justice

Immediately you receive this mail you have to go to near by westner union money transfer and send to me €500.for my consultion and service to you as soon as i receive it i will get every thing done and your money will be transferd ok.
use the name of my assistant attorney barrister victor ugoji ,destination abidjan cote d'ivore then send the information of the payment to me like the control number and send to me as well your phone number so that as soon as i receive it i will call you .
Thanks i am here to serve you better.

Yours in service

Barrister Mohammed Ibrahim (ESQ)


Jack does not understand. Fee? What fee?

Jack Sparrow

Tue, 5 Apr 2005

Mr Moe, me foe,

I do not understand ye, what make you with this ye be askin? I was thinkin you would be gettin the money from the bank, and instead ye be askin me for money!

What is that funny sign next to the 500?

Aargh,
Jack


Prince sends a message asking how Jack is doing. The message is signed "Jerry", which is somewhat mysterious.

Prince Bankole

Tue, 5 Apr 2005

Ah, me matey, thanks i wait you to tell me that you have received this money in your account ok Thanks and good weather be with ya. jerry


Jack wonders what he should do.

Jack Sparrow


Tue, 5 Apr 2005

"prince bankole"

Aargh!

This sissy man Moe is askin ME for money. I was thinkin this was about our sharin the money and he is askin for a cut? What should I be doin?

your mate,
Jack


Prince clarifies that the lawyer is supposed to ask for money, that's his job. Jack should send the lawyer money. *Sigh* It always seems to come down to this.

Prince Bankole

Wed, 6 Apr 2005

Dear Friend Jack Sparrow

Aargh yes i know that he will ask for money so sign and get the document that will back up this money to your account . please send the money to him ,but if you can come donw here in cote d'ivoire the better so that you can sign everything your self but were by a lawyer is asign to you definately you will pay him ok.so please do as he request so that this money can be transfered immediately.you know $11.5million is not smaill money to west time for please do that and get back to me immediately your mate Prince


Jack is upset about the lawyer, and begins sailing around various parts of the female anatomy.

Jack Sparrow

Wed, 6 Apr 2005

"prince bankole"

Aaargghh,

This not be good. Ye never tol me we would be havin another partner. So be it.

But how much money will he be wantin? An can he be trusted? If he betray me.... it will be the BLACK SPOT for him.

I be anchoring an the leeward side of the isle of Mons Pubis this evenin. I be movin on tomorrow an will get back to land.

Be well and fair weather with ye for now,
Jack
Prince Bankole

Thu, 7 Apr 2005

Dear Friend Jack Sparrow

Aaargghh,

look my good friend this lawyer do not know my involvement in this and do not go to let him know about me so that i will not loose my job ok i told you the bank just asign him as he accreditted attorney of our bank to stand for you so do not disclose this matter further to him just pay him leyt him get what we want and then he is off ok please do this fast so that before monday the transfer will be effect ok
thanks


Jack has no money, he needs to find some "treasure" first. Can we give the lawyer a cut?

Jack Sparrow

Thu, 7 Apr 2005

"prince bankole"

Me Matey,

I can not be payin him now. All me doubloons be tied up in me latest salvage. There be treasure in the Mons Pubis, and I be searchin for it.

Can we not just give this privateer a cut an be done with it?

Aargh,
Jack


Prince says, no, no, no. We can not cut him in. Just send him money!

Prince Bankole

Fri, 8 Apr 2005

Dear Friend Jack Sparrow

NO DO NOT TRIED THAT. I DO NOT WANT ANYBODY TO BE AWARE, LISTEN THIS MAN IS A MUSLAM HE DO NOT BELEAVE IN THIS KIND OF DEAL BESIDE IF HE INVENTUALLY KNOW THAT I AM INVOLVED I AM FINISHED I WILL LOOSE MY JOB THAT IS NUMBER ONE AND I WILL BE BROuGTH DOWN TO JUSTICE OK.PLEASE KEEP THIS AWAY FROM HIM
THANKS TRY AS YOU CAN, BY THE WAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU KNOW THAT THIS MONEY IS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT OK
PLEASE JUST PAY HIM OFF YOU KNOW TIME IS NOT ON OUR SIDE PLEASE I DO NOT WANT TO PUT THIS MONEY AT STAKE EXPECAILLY THIS TIME THE BANK A HAVE APPROVE THIS FUND TO YOUR NAME PLEASE TRY AND SETTLE HIM TO GET THE DOCUMENT FOR US OK
THANKS JERRY


Jack asks why Prince is not using pirate-speak.

Jack Sparrow

Fri, 8 Apr 2005

"prince bankole"

Aargh,

Me mate? Have ye forgotten that ye are me mate? Ye no longer call me mate, and do not say aargh. I think ye be losin it. The stress be gettin to ya?

I be movin back out to sea tomorrow, to a small island called Areola where a ship is about to go down. I can salvage much from this wreck. I may need to help her become a wreck, just a little.

So I be wonderin what ye want me to do? Ye do not want me to cut this man in, but what then?

Jack


Please, just send the lawyer money!

Prince Bankole

Sat, 9 Apr 2005

Aargh.
that is you ,please when get there try send this man his money to do what we want him to do please i do not want any party to this or do you want me to loose my job? please just send to him what he demand and LET GET DOWN TO BUSINESS .
Me mate
Prince


Jack reminds Prince that he does not have the money. Can Prince send the money?

Jack Sparrow

Sat, 9 Apr 2005

"prince bankole"

prince me matey,

i told you, i not have de money right now. if you want me to get de money, i must find a ship to go down and then salvage it.

that will take time, to find the ship, and take her then fence the goods.

i have a better idea, can you send me de money, and den i can send de money on to de lawyer?

Aargh,
Jack


The lawyer says, "Send me the money!"

Barrister Ibrahim Mohammed

Mon, 11 Apr 2005

Attention Mr, Jack.
I have been able to apply for the document on your behalf and i am still woundring why till now you have not respond to me please told me that in the next two day the document will be out .
So i want to receive the money i told you of if not i will not invest my money to this ,If you can remember i ask you to send to me my mobilization fee and consultion fee which i ask $500.
So the rest of thing the money to get the document and my service will be after you recive your money them I will tell you what it cost me to get those document on your behalf.
Please do not delay this or i will stop them from get this document bucause i will not like to be in barras ok
Thanks yours in service
Barrister Ibrahim Mohammed


Jack Sparrow

Mon, 11 Apr 2005

Mr. Moe,

I get de money, don't worry. Please wait for just a day or so, it be comin. Do not stop de documents right now. Perhaps ye be able to slow dem down just a little though?

Jack

Jack appeals to Prince for help with the lawyer. Continues to sail around the female anatomy.


Jack Sparrow

Mon, 11 Apr 2005
"prince bankole"

Prince me Matey,

You not be answerin my question. I salvage a ship this weekend off de vulva reef - some resistance, but she go down with some encouragement. Now I have de goods, but it be a little while before I get dem fenced.

I get de message from de lawyer, and he want some money! You not be wantin to cut him in, can you send de money to me so I can give it to him? I will hold de landlubber off for a while. But we need to make him happy to get de money!

And who be Jerry?

Aargh,
Jack

Prince says no, Jack's got to send the money.


Prince Bankole

Wed, 13 Apr 2005

Dear Friend Jack Sparrow

please as you can see all eye in in every one in the office i can not transfer any money from this bank you know here all westner union is in the bank and money gram please saver me from this i do not want to loose my job and you know i have family please do this favour for me ok after this i will pay you back in less than time,Jerry is my nephew in the house
thanks and remain bless


Jack Sparrow

Wed, 13 Apr 2005

Ah me mate,

I be so disappointed with you. I thought you be my friend and cohort, but ye do not call me mate. Be you a partner with Jerry, is that why he be sendin me messages? Can he be helpin with the money?

I be fencin my goods today, but de money will not be enough. I need you to be sendin me de money. You need to go to de other bank or de other place to do de money transfer. Maybe Jerry can send de money. I only be able to get maybe $1,000 for de latest haul. To get more, I must salvage another ship.

If I fence de goods today, I be goin out to de islands dey call de inner cervix. It be deep within de archipelago, but some good salvage be had there.

Yo ho,
Jack


Jack has the money now! (actually, he has twice the amount asked for!)

Jack Sparrow

Fri, 15 Apr 2005

Prince me matey,

I got the $1000 for the fenced goods. Now ye be wantin me to send it to ya? Or to de lawyer?

Aargh,
Jack


Quick! Send the money to the lawyer!

Prince Bankole

Sat, 16 Apr 2005

Dear Friend Jack Sparrow

jack me matey,

you will send it to the lawyer ,please for my selfty do not let him knoxw that i am involve ok, He gave you name which you will use to send it to him then do it right a way, any response from him let me know please let him know that he will no longer time to get the document.so he should expidite action
thank
Aargh,
prince


Poor Jack. He lost his money at a bar, and has a terrible hangover.

Jack Sparrow

Sat, 16 Apr 2005

Prince me matey,

Oh I have de hangover. I go to de bar last night an de women and card game was der. Oh my god I can not remember what happened it was so bad, but i no longer have de money. It must have been either de cards or de women. I can not remember. I think I gonna die now.

Aaaaaaarrrgggghhhh
Jack


The lawyer says he will stop working for Jack if he does not send the money right away!

Barrister Ibrahim Mohammed

Sat, 16 Apr 2005

URGENT Barrister Mohammed Ibrahim (ESQ)principal attorney

Attention Mr Jack.

How are you hope all is fine.let me tell you if by this time tuesday i do not receive the money i will reture your file to the bank bucause i have apply to the verious ministry for the document and they are calling me to come for it ,
Remember that i told you if you do not pay me my consultion and moblisation fee i will not do any job.
so send the money immediately with this name through westner union money transfer
NAME +VICTOR UGOJI
LOCATION +ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE
TEST QUESTION +IS GOD GOOD
ANSWER +YES ALL THE TIME
THEN SEND THE CONTROL NUMBER TO ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL ACCOUNT
Thanks your in service
Barrister Ibrahim Mohammed


Hang on! Jack will get the money!

Jack Sparrow

Mon, 18 Apr 2005

Oh, Mr. Mohammed,

I soo sorry I no got de money right now. I lost it all, but do not worry. I be getting more money this week. I just need to go salvage a vessel this week. I be gettin de money, can you hold on for just a few days?

Jack


At this point, the bank, lawyer and Prince all stop talking to Jack at once, almost as if they were the same person.

Jack Sparrow

Mon, 18 Apr 2005

Prince me matey!

I be some better now. I think de rum was bad, and de women was badder.

I have de bad situation! De lawyer, he say he want de money now, and I do not have it any more! Ye need to send me de money so I can keep him on board! I think he willin to accept just $500, can ye send this to me?

Aargh,
Jack


One last parting shot from Jack, expressing displeasure with Prince.

Jack Sparrow

Thu, 21 Apr 2005

NOT me matey

Ye be a scurvy rat. Ye be a moldy limb rotting on de dead man. Ye started dis deal and ye cut me out of it. Good thing ye not be here in de Caribbean, I would keel haul ye and den slit you throat.

ARGH!

Jack Sparrow


be there more to come? not likely!


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