A communiqué from the master mind behind Jonah Varque (see RANK and Juan Fryzwidat.
Hello scamo friends,
Attached is what I deem a 'throwaway bait' started last November 2009..I
just give a reply and somehow it blossoms into 7 months now--that is to say
7 months of the lad getting nowhere with me.
For many baiters even 2 months would be a notch on the belt, but I strive for months on a bait sometimes especially when working on a trophy pic...But in the case of this particular lad--why he hangs in there is beyond my guess.
But scamming wisdom has lessoned me in that the lads will accept abuse and
stay with you when they think they are dealing with a stupid wealthy woman.
This bait with charming lad 'Mark' has gone on for over 7 months and headed nowhere. Maybe I could make it last many more months..you can surmise that I can---but this lad bores me now.
Mark Eke, supposedly Ghanaian, posing as a Sudanese refugee
Baybinda Woods, whose wealth will not buy her love
A few phrases highlighted for the scam-o-challenged. Warning, a few rude words toward the bottom.
Out of the blue comes an appeal. It almost seems as if "Mark Eke" was in mid-scam with someone else, and sent it to Baybinda Woods by mistake.
From: Mark Eke <firstname.lastname@example.org>
HOW HOPE FINE THANK GOD ALMIGHTY.DADDY I WHAT YOU TO ACT FAST AND MAKE A SOLUTION TO MAKE THE PAYMENT TO THE POLICE OFFICER AND LET GIVE ME MY CONSIGNMENT BOXES PLEASE DADDY I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP IN THIS CASE BECAUSE MY FUNDS IS CLEAN AND SPENDABLE HONESTLY AS YOU AS KNOW DADDY.
PLEASE SIR I ASSURE YOU DADDY THAT I WE NOT LET YOU DOWN. PLEASE TRYT IN MODALITY TODAY MAKE THE PAYMENT TO POLICE OFFICER HER SELF AND GET THE MONEY PEAK UP BY HER SELF. MRS AGBE THEODORA.
SO THAT THE MONEY WE BE USE FOR THE POPOSE YOU SEND IT FOR DADDY. MY TOTAL FUNDS IS 12 MILLION POUNDS AND IS CLEAN CLEAN AND SPENDABLE. I HAVE BEEN SPENDING IN IT BEFORE I TRAVEL TO GHANA HONESTLY DADDY BELIEVE ME DADDY I DOT WHAT LOST MY FUNDS DADDY.
DADDY MANY REFUGEES HAVE LOST THERE FUNDS BECAUSE OF SCAMMED IN GHANA.EVEN SOME HAVE BEEN KILL BY SOME PEOPLE BENEFICIARIES RECOMMENDED TO REFUGEES AS THERE COM FIRMER IN GHANA.
PLEASE DADDY I WE DEAL WITH YOU ONLY BECAUSE I AM AFRAID OF SCAMMED I DOT WHAT TO BE KILL DADDY SO THAT SOME ONE ELSE WE NOT IN-RITE MY FUNDS DADDY.
THE MONEY POLICE OFFICER IS $85 DOLLARS.PLEASE DADDY I WHAT YOU TO LOOK FOR ONE ELSE TO SEND AND SEND MONEY TO MRS AGBE THEODORA..
I HAVE BE CRY SINCE YESTERDAY FOR HELP DADDY BECAUSE I AM A YOUNG OF BOY 17 YEARS FROM LIBERAL.MY FATHER TOLD ME TO BE WISE RABIL.PLEASE DADDY ME BY ALL MISS DADDY.KNOW FOOD FOR ME TO EVEN EAT DADDY JUST IMAGING THAT DADDY.THIS PEOPLE ARE VERY WEEKEND.JUST IMAGING THE
MARK EKE GOD BLESS YOU.
Mystified, Baybinda replies:
Date: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 8:28 AM
MARK --WHY DO YOU CALL ME DADDY???? .
[... makes a nice recovery ...]
Date: Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 2:32 AM
I NEED YOUR HELP I AM REFUGEE FROM SUDAN. PLEASE EXPLAINE TO WHO ARE .BECAUSE I NEED TRUSTFULL BENEFICIARIES TO HELP ME OUT. YOU CAN CALL ME TO HEAR FROM ME MY TELE NUMBER ARE +233241192544.
Date: Saturday, November 28, 2009, 10:16 AM
Suddenly he can spell (sort of), but wtf?? Where did he crib this from?
Subject: I MARK HAVE GOOD TARLET. BUT ALL I NEED IS FINACIAL HELP TO COME OUT TO THE WORLD TO KNOW.
Date: Tuesday, December 1, 2009, 11:48 AM
hello baybinda woods
Question from mark
When is one of the BEST times of the entire year to meet women?
If you said "The Holidays..." - you're RIGHT.
There's the work parties... get togethers with friends... and, of course, New Year's Eve... with the whole "pop the fizzy and kiss me..." moment.
But, even if this time of year is a feeding frenzy for meeting women, MOST guys will spend it frustrated and alone.
I can't tell you how many holidays I spent by myself.
I wanted to meet an attractive woman, but my fears and lack of skills had me stuck in a rut... and I just couldn't get out of it.
If you're in a similar place, I'm doing something special for you:
There are two programs I have that I get emails from guys every day telling me how these programs almost seemed like magic in how they boosted their confidence and success with women.
These two programs are Approaching Women and Body Language.
If you want to be able to meet and attract women, these are two "core skill sets" you MUST MASTER.
In my Approaching Women program, I'll share with you how to handle the scariest, most intense part of meeting women - the first approach.
How many times have you seen a girl that you'd like to meet, and maybe even made eye contact with her. but you just couldn't get up the nerve to talk to her?
It doesn't have to be this way.
The good news is that approaching women is a SKILL that can be LEARNED.
It's not magic, and anyone can learn it.
And once you learn this skill, you'll see that it's actually easy and fun.
In this program, I'm going to help you work through your fears of approaching women. and I'm going to teach you exactly how to start conversations... WITHOUT rejection.
Oh, I've also brought in a group of guest speakers that are MASTERS at approaching women.
When you add them up, the guys in this program have approached literally THOUSANDS of women.
You're also going to meet a pair of WOMEN who take men out and teach them how to approach women LIVE "in the field".
It's going to blow your mind, really.
And, in my Body Language program, I'll teach you how to use subtle body movements to give a woman the gut-level feelings of ATTRACTION to you.
Guys are often surprised when I tell them that their BODY LANGUAGE is at least as important as the words they're using (actually, it's MORE important).
Posture, gestures, eye contact. all of these are signals that women can read VERY well. I've heard that women can read body language ten TIMES better than men.
If you ask women, they'll often tell you that they can know what another person is feeling and thinking just by looking at how they're sitting or standing.. how they're moving. and what their expression is.
For some reason, most men do NOT have this "natural talent".
For us guys, we have to LEARN how to communicate with our body language.
This is why I created a program dedicated to exactly this. how to use Body Language to create ATTRACTION with women.
When you combine my Body Language program with my Approaching Women program, you have a one-two punch that can quickly put you on a whole new path with women.
And, with the holidays coming up - and opportunities to meet women about to EXPLODE - I'm going to do something I never do:
And I'm going to offer both of these programs to you with a holiday special offer.
The normal investment for the two DVD programs together is $449 - but until December 6th, I'm offering them to you for just $335 (that's a savings of over $110).
But remember, you need to let me know if you want to try these programs as part of this holiday special before December 6th, or else it's too late.
good luck i look forward to hear from you again. mark eke. tel+233241192544
Date: Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 10:52 AM
PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW TO MEET AND HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN.
Subject: I MARK WE GIVE YOU THE BEST OF SEX. I PROMISE YOU.
Date: Thursday, December 10, 2009, 1:06 PM
how hope fine thank god almigthy? thanks for all your email. i really what to meat with youand have sex with you.. but you can locate me in african ghana accra. this is where i am now. but if really you can come to african i we receive you into mother home. well i am also loly hear in african.
but i need your telephone number so that i can cominicate with you and hear your loly voice.i can even sex you on phone honestly baby.please i cant wait please send me phone number. this is my telephone number (+233241192544) (+233241192544) (+233241192544) (+233241192544) (+233241192544) (+233241192544) (+233241192544) (+233241192544) please call now.
buy for now baybinda woods.
Date: Saturday, December 12, 2009, 4:39 AM
YOU SOUND NICE, BUT I AM NOT GOING TO FLY TO AFRICA TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. IF I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN HERE IN CALIFORNIA I CAN DO THAT TONIGHT OR ANY NIGHT.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE EITHER, OR HOW OLD YOU ARE.
FLY HERE TO CALIFORNIA AND WE CAN MEET.HUGS, BAYBINDA .
[He suddenly ages from 17 to 19.]
Date: Saturday, December 12, 2009, 7:40 AM
dear lover Baybinda Woods
how hope fine thank god almigthy? i really love to meat with you in california. but one i we need your home address in california. i am 19 year old and phisically strong for sex. i we send you my real picture to you so that you can know me as well.i am every handsome black guy. i am not after your money but after your love.
my only problem now is my consingment box that i need $4000 usd to clear out of the airport and have acess to my late father funds he live for me. i am senior son of my father.please my lover i need your telephone number so that i can call you and explain more of expression to you baby girl.
i know if you see me you we fall in love me.please i like to hear voice as my lover in californai.. i am looking forward to receive your call today when you wake up from your bend.my telephone is +233241192544.many power meat there life partner throug the internent. and i beleive i already meat with as my wife to bee.
if you can raise the $4000 usd for and let me clear the consigment out of the airport of ghana.i we have alot of money to come to the state to meat with i promise.i care for you my lover.
mark please call me back. i need to talk with you.
Date: Sunday, December 13, 2009, 1:34 PM
YOU ARE ONLY 19 YEARS OLD? YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE BOY! I AM OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER. SO WHY DO YOU CALL ME ***BABY GIRL***???
Date: Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 5:00 AM
i am attaching my real picture you now. and i know if you see me you we love me. thank honey.i am already in love with you.
i am looking forward to hear from you.
good mark eke.
Date: Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 12:24 PM
YOUR PICTURE WAS NOT ATTACHED.
Date: Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 8:34 AM
Date: Wednesday, January 13, 2010, 8:38 AM
YOU CAN NOT BE MISSING ME VERY MUCH---IT HAS TAKEN YOU 4 WEEKS TO REPLY BACK TO ME.
Date: Monday, January 18, 2010, 2:55 AM
Date: Friday, January 29, 2010, 4:53 AM
WHAT PROGRESS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[New money order picker-upper name.]
Date: Friday, January 29, 2010, 5:40 AM
I need to call you so that I can explain more of my fillings to you. as my wife. You know I told you I have my late father consignment in Ghana airport.
my father told me t look for a trusted foreign beneficiaries who can help to invest my fund money in united state.
And my internet fill is coming up on February second. Please send me $100 for my internet fill.
Date: Saturday, January 30, 2010, 9:10 AM
THERE ARE SEVERAL ISSUES WE MUST DISCUSS.
#1-YOU REFER TO ME AS YOUR WIFE, BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER US EVER GETTING MARRIED.
#2---YOU ARE ASKING ME TO SEND YOU CASH. AND A TRUE GENTLEMAN NEVER ASKS A WOMAN FOR MONEY. IT IS VERY RUDE OF YOU.
YOU TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE AN INTERNET DEBT THAT IS DUE SOON. AND THAT IT IS $100 YOU WANT FROM ME.
MARK DEAR, I MAKE OVER $6MILLION A YEAR. ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE SO POOR FOR CASH THAT YOU NEED TO BEG FROM ME $100????? THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING. !!!!!!!!!!
Date: Sunday, January 31, 2010, 12:51 PM
happy sunday my lover. baybinda woods.
Date: Monday, February 1, 2010, 9:44 AM
I AM SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT I DO NOT GIVE OUT MY TELEPHONE # TO ANY MAN THAT I HAVE NEVER MET IN PERSON. EMAIL IS THE BEST WAY FOR US TO STAY IN CONTACT.LOVE AND HUGS, BAYBINDA
Date: Tuesday, February 2, 2010, 3:35 AM
hello my lover.please do as i have told.do it for love.receiver daniel umunu.send to ghana.
Date: Tuesday, February 2, 2010, 10:50 AM
I AM A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT LIKE ANY MAN TELLING ME
WHAT I NEED TO DO!
YOU KEEP CALLING ME ****YOUR LOVER****.
[He doesn't seem to notice that Baybinda's income has dropped by $1 million.]
Date: Wednesday, February 3, 2010, 12:03 PM
honey.my internet fill is going out of service today.please send the $100 to mr daniel umunu via western union.send to ghana.do it for love.mark eke.
Date: Friday, February 5, 2010, 5:45 AM
MY INTERNET ACCESS COSTS ME $25 A MONTH FOR 24/7 ACCESS.
IF YOU ANSWER THIS EMAIL THEN YOU HAVE ACCESS.
Date: Friday, February 5, 2010, 8:40 AM
thanks my dear lover.
when i pay for this mourth i we like to chat with you on webcam so that you can see me as well.
Date: Saturday, February 6, 2010, 6:07 AM
MARK DEAR,A GENTLEMAN DOES NOT ASK A LADY FOR MONEY.
Date: Saturday, February 6, 2010, 4:17 AM
dear honey.you told me on your past email to reply to you my internet procedure.but just take a look at your reply.this dose not corespond with my understanding as a man.why cant i not ask my wife a need.you told me you make 5 million a year. but you cant help with just 100 uds.just tell me you are not in love with and let me go.i have develop love in you.but i see that you are already to help.who give money to you.question.where dose money come from.ask youself that question in your cool time of meditation.
mark really need help.
Date: Sunday, February 7, 2010, 4:39 PM
YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT IF SOMEONE DOES NOT SEND YOU MONEY, THEN THERE IS NO LOVE.
TELLING SOMEONE THAT THEY ARE NOT TRUE LOVE IF THEY DO NOT SEND MONEY IS VERY VERY WRONG, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
Subject: go and study your bible very well. mark.
what is love.explain love.go and study john 3 vs 16. and know about love.god gave jesus for your sake.this love from god.study mathew 7 vs 7.third john vs 2.then you can help with just $100 i ask you to send inregard of my love with you.god gave you $5 million a year.why can live $100 out of it.live and let live.
Date: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 6:03 AM
THE BIBLE ALSO SAYS LUST IS BAD, AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR LETTERS TO ME SAYS "I WILL GIVE YOU THE BEST OF SEX"
THE BIBLE SAYS 'THOU SHALL NOT STEAL, AND YOU ARE TRYING TO
STEAL $100 FROM ME FOR WHAT YOU SAY IS INTERNET ACCESS.
THE BIBLE SAYS SLOTH IS BAD, AND YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO GO OUT AND
MAKE THAT $100..
Subject: Re: go and study your bible very well. mark.
Date: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 4:52 AM
you are not ready to help.that 5 million you make a year a lie.
Date: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 1:45 AM
NO LIE.. I AM WEALTHY.
[The 'trunk boxes' are back! A classic element.]
Subject: mark ask for your help.baybinda woods.
Date: Monday, February 15, 2010, 7:31 AM
dear honey wood this our season of love valitine.
if you what to help me just do it for the reason of love,mark eke.send the $100 to mr daniel umunu.i we pay for my internet fill.i am send you this email from school lab.thanks.
Date: Monday, February 15, 2010, 6:17 PM
WHY IS THIS THE SEASON OF LOVE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL REST OF THE YEAR?
I CAN SEE THAT THE ONLY THING YOU LOVE IS MONEY.
Date: Wednesday, February 17, 2010, 9:25 AM
you said you are wealthy. why cant you help some one who is need.my cant i like money.with money you have access to do what you what. my personer internet is totally down just beacuse you refuse to help me out. i pray to god almigthy to touch you and understand what i am telling you babida woods.if i get my internet conected i we like to see you web came.you have my real picture with you as your lover.but still yet you are still buting around the bush.if you what help just do it for love.my late farther consigment is there in thje airport of ghana because of $4000.i relly need help to live this condition.my farther told before he past way last year that i show look for a good and trust beneficiaries to help me.
it is well.
Date: Friday, February 19, 2010, 11:29 AM
YOU DID NOT EVEN SPELL MY NAME CORRECTLY IN YOUR EMAIL BELOW.
Date: Saturday, February 20, 2010, 6:59 AM
if i have pay my home internet fill i we have access to chat with you on cam.i what to see you as well.
Date: Sunday, February 21, 2010, 10:38 PM
I AM NOT GOING TO PAY FOR YOU TO KEEP IN CONTACT WITH ME.IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN IN CONTACT, IT IS FOR YOU TO PAY, NOT ME.
Date: Monday, February 22, 2010, 3:10 PM
thanks my lover.
you dot talk like a woman have have money.with all you have.you can help your fellow lover who is in need.
Date: Monday, February 22, 2010, 11:51 PM
I AM ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP OUT MEN WHO WERE MY LOVERS IN THE PAST. MEN I KNOW AND TRUST AND WHO WERE GOOD TO ME.
BUT YOU AND I HAVE NEVER MET, AND CERTAINLY HAVE NEVER BEEN LOVERS. SO THIS JUST MAKES YOU A MAN I DO NOT REALLY KNOW WHO WANTS MONEY FROM ME. AND I DO NOT DO THAT.
Date: Wednesday, February 24, 2010, 11:08 AM
please my lover dot compire me with unders.i am defferen.i we visit you in california.when i clear my box out of ghana airport.this box is full claen and spendable money.my late daddy left this for when i was young,dit you see my picture with you. please help .
i promise i we not let down baybinda woods.
Date: Thursday, February 25, 2010, 12:05 AM
YOU SAY YOUR DADDY LEFT YOU MONEY IN A BOX IN THE AIRPORT FULL OF CLEAN AND SPENDABLE MONEY. WHEN WAS THIS? AND HOW OLD ARE YOU ANYWAY?
I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO COMPARE YOU TO OTHERS. SEVERAL OTHER MEN HAVE CONTACTED ME OVER THE YEARS AND THEY TOO HAVE A TRUNK BOX AT THE AIRPORT. ALL THEY WANT FROM ME IS TO SEND THEM MONEY TOO.
SO WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM THEM? PLEASE TELL ME.BAYBINDA
Date: Friday, February 26, 2010, 4:18 AM
ok.but knot time to explain.
Date: Saturday, February 27, 2010, 11:15 AM
A KNOT IS A PIECE OF ROPE TIED UP.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAY THIS IS ****KNOT TIME***?????????
AND WHY DO YOU NOT ANSWER MY QUESTIONS?
AND WHAT IS DOT? --IS IT THIS>........?????
Date: Saturday, February 27, 2010, 6:13 AM
how hope fine thank god almigthy?i have made up my mind to love you as my wife in american.i see my freinds inviting there whit woman to ghana and see there family hear.
i dot know why you refuse to agree with me as your lover in african.please let me know what you in mind.many young ghania inviting there wife from defference country to ghana have good enjoment hear in african.
please try and makle your send that $100 so that can get my pc conected so that i can see on camp.i send you my reall picture as your reall lover in african.i am not real i we not send you my real picture.if i am not reall i we not send my reall to you .
mark eke.call me with tel.+2332411921544.
Date: Monday, March 1, 2010, 4:30 AM
I am sure it is nice there in Ghana, but life is so very much better here in America. Everyone in the world wants to come here.
One big problem is that you keep asking me for the $100.
If you are not able to come up with a mere $100, how
could I be happy as your wife? I spend over $100 a month
just for food for my 2 dogs. I pay a man $300 a month just
to clean my swimming pool.
WHY do you keep calling me your lover? We have never even met. I do not know what you are like when it comes to sex. And maybe you have a small penis, I do not know.Baybinda
Date: Monday, March 1, 2010, 3:02 AM
but know for me to explain.mark.my internet is down.i am sending this mail from my school lab.you spend money on dog animal.but just to help with 100.
Date: Monday, March 1, 2010, 1:43 PM
I spend money on my dogs because they give me love with nothing asked
and always love me no matter what, and do not lie to me. And they do not
ask me for money for the internet.
just because you say you are in a school lab does not make it true.
Date: Tuesday, March 2, 2010, 4:28 AM
you talk well.
Date: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 2:13 AM
v thank you very much!
Date: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 4:51 AM
question? so you can help.
Date: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 2:47 PM
IN REGARD TO YOUR LAST EMAIL--PLEASE TYPE TO ME IN COHESIVE LITERATE SENTENCES I CAN UNDERSTAND.
Date: Wednesday, March 3, 2010, 1:59 PM
tell those dog to send you email.
please i dot what see your email on again please.i work with people like you who care for animals.interested not.
Date: Thursday, March 4, 2010, 2:08 AM
dogs do not beg for money.only beggars and scammers ask for money.
Date: Thursday, March 4, 2010, 3:22 PM
stop writing me ok.i dot deal with animals.
Date: Friday, March 5, 2010, 9:27 AM
THE WORD PROPERLY SPELLED IS DON'T...NOT ****DOT***
YOU TRY TO ROMANCE ME AND TELL ME ALL THE KINDS OF GOOD SEX
YOU WILL GIVE ME.
IF YOU THINK THAT YOU WILL HAVE THE LAST WORD WITH ME, YOU ARE VERY WRONG. WHATEVER YOU SAY TO ME, I WILL REPLY BACK. I AM NOT A WOMAN THAT YOU CAN TALK DOWN TO.
IF I HAVE THE LAST WORD---I WIN---YOU LOSE!!!!!!!BAYBINDA WOODS
Date: Friday, March 5, 2010, 7:17 AM
not that i dot love you. but i have a little problem to solve with money.and you said you can help me. what i kind of love is that.think about it vey well as a normal person. you spending money dogs and you are happy with it. you have millions of dollars but you can help with it.
i if i dot love i we not send you my real picture. every time scam scam. what do mean.mark know time.love caring for each under.
Date: Saturday, March 6, 2010, 12:21 PM
WHEN A MAN TELLS WORDS OF LOVE TO A WOMAN AND THEN ASKS HER FOR MONEY---IT MEANS HE IS TRYING TO SCAM HER, LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO DO WITH ME.
Date: Sunday, March 7, 2010, 12:51 PM
i did mean to take your money and run way. i am still with you as my lover in american.
Date: Monday, March 8, 2010, 3:03 AM
YOU SAY BELOW
SO YOU ARE ADMITTING TO ME THAT YOU JUST WANT MY MONEY.
Date: Tuesday, March 9, 2010, 5:48 AM
where are you driving me to. i dot understand you any more.please i need more of your picture.
please my love if you know you are not in love with let me know so that i can look for the one who we love me.mark.
Date: Tuesday, March 9, 2010, 3:11 PM
I AM NOT TRYING TO DRIVE YOU ANYWHERE IN MY LEXUS.
SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU WITH YOUR SHIRT OFF, AND I WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU TOO--SHOWING MY TITS.
LOVE TAKES TIME. -------HUGS AND KISSES----BAYBINDA
Date: Wednesday, March 10, 2010, 4:28 AM
thanks my lover.
i am very happy with this mail. i we send you my picture as you requested. i need to slap a new picture. this we take me two days becuaes i need to look for the money first.one love from mark.
Date: Thursday, March 11, 2010, 10:50 AM Okay mark, I am waiting.
Subject: Mark your lover in Accra ghana.
Date: Friday, March 12, 2010, 9:21 AM
please bear with me i need to raise money to this project.i know at list $ 35. you can go ahead and send your own to me first before i raise the $35.
i need to see yours first my love.mark.
Date: Saturday, March 13, 2010, 3:15 AM
NO, I WANT TO SEE YOURS FIRST!
HOW CAN IT COST YOU $35 FOR A PICTURE?
[He has lowered his sights.]
Date: Wednesday, March 17, 2010, 12:41 PM
thanks. i think u need to visit me in african first and see what i am telling you.
i have not get the money yet. but if you can help .you are free to send it to mr daniel umunu.$35
Date: Wednesday, March 17, 2010, 8:02 PM
Don't be ridiculous, I'm not going to pay for a picture of you!
Life is much better here in California, I do not want to go to Africa.
Date: Thursday, March 18, 2010, 7:36 AM
life is more better in california. what of african. u dot how african look like my love.if you what help me just do it for love.
mark ask for help.
Date: Sunday, March 21, 2010, 6:53 AM
everybody wants to come to the USA. We are the wealthiest country on earth. we have everything here.
I have never met anyone in my life here who wanted to move to Africa.
Date: Sunday, March 21, 2010, 1:54 PM
many forieng beneficiaries has be in ghana for businees. why evey body can travil for visit.
maybe you dot what to travil andhave thew african experence.
i am tile of this typing .i need to talk to you phone.
Date: Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 9:52 AM
A MAN WHO IS TOO TIRED AND LAZY TO TYPE IS ALSO TOO TIRED AND LAZY TO HAVE SEX TOO.
Date: Wednesday, April 7, 2010, 8:20 AM
all u know is sex.if you want sex come to African let sex me you to your taste.
i am ready to come California if i have the money.
mark Ur lover in ghana.
Date: Sunday, April 11, 2010, 5:40 AM
I do not need to travel to Africa to have sex. There are many opportunities every night here.
But please let me know when you will be coming here to California.Yours, Baybinda
Date: Saturday, April 24, 2010, 2:51 AM
my dear lover.
my pc is totally down. this is the reason i have not writ you since all this time my lover. i just need $100 to get it conected to the internet so that i can be able brows all the time. i know you are not happy all this why you have not receive and email from me as your lover in ghana.
i realy like to come to califonia to forder my education in unityed state. but i need to release this box out first before i can proceed.all the money i have is inside the box in ghana airport. plaese if there ius way you can help please let me know as yopur lover.
mark eke. love you.please call+233241192544.
Date: Saturday, April 24, 2010, 10:16 PM
So very nice to hear from you, I trust all is well.
I do not understand---if your computer is down, how is it that you are able to send me an email?
Date: Saturday, May 1, 2010, 7:07 AM
hello my love.
i really need your help in this case my love.. this are very hand in african.
mark ur lover.
Date: Tuesday, May 4, 2010, 8:03 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ***THIS ARE VERY HAND IN AFRICAN*** ?????
Date: Wednesday, May 12, 2010, 8:57 AM
hello Baybinda Woods is mark your love.
please i need your help.
mark your lover. please send me more of your sexy pictures.
Date: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 7:09 AM
TO GET A SEXY PICTURE, YOU MUST SEND ONE TOO.
I WANT ONE FROM YOU--AND NOW.
Date: Wednesday, May 19, 2010, 2:21 AM
ok send them to me
mark ur lover.
Date: Thursday, May 20, 2010, 2:51 PM
are you on drugs or drink? I asked YOU for the sexy pictures.
Subject: Re: Mark said fucking pucky.
Date: Monday, May 31, 2010, 8:17 AM
my dear lover.
i dot blam you babby. if i have money in my position to come to united state you we not say such world
that i am drok or drog. fucky pussy babby.fucking.you can go ahead and spend your money on dogs,
mark said. let this be your last time to used such world on your lover. you have noting to offer me. please stop
sending email ok. mark.
Date: Thursday, June 10, 2010, 11:16 AM
YOU SAY I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER YOU.
BUT WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER ME?
Date: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 9:59 AM
you are not in love me. love can make you go crazy as a woman who really what to love young boy like me who need help from you in the state.
mark you you but let he down because of $400o.
Date: Friday, June 18, 2010, 3:54 AM
YOU WANTED $100 FOR THE INTERNET, AND I CAN SEE THAT YOU STILL HAVE INTERNET ACCESS.
NOW YOU WANT $400 FROM ME, BUT DO NOT SAY WHAT FOR.
IT LOOKS LIKE ALL YOU WANT IS MONEY FROM ME.
Date: Saturday, June 26, 2010, 2:08 AM
please live alon. all i need now is help.
Date: Sunday, June 27, 2010, 3:33 AM
I have just gione through an emotional romantic breakup with a man who was named like you--his name is Mark E. Desade*. The man was a total beast...the bastard wants my Lexus AND my Rolls.Not to mention HALF of our millions.
Fortunately there are a few lawyers here in the USA who are willing to take on cases of divorce when millions of dollars and infidelity are the issue. and I truly believe that he has been unfaithful to me, And you know what they say about a scorned wealthy woman--the next step is Gloria Allred.
It is my hope that you are doing well in your happy life. You seem to be doing ok-- still have internet access..May life never give you a devious rejected spouse, like me.
Sincerely, Baybinda Woods
[*Apparently homage to Naz, a frequent contributor of such tales as WHAT A TURKEY. ]
and the beat goes on...
Hi Scamo friends, ... STILL going on.
Date: Wednesday, June 30, 2010
how hope fine thank god almighty? i realy need your help now that you are know more in love with that man past way. now i need your as my lover in the state to help clean my box of Ghana airport with $4000 so that i can live african to meant with you and start my life with as your husband. i we live advice you that i mark is not like the other men you have meting
i have finally bring my heart back to you. when carefully read your email on what happen to you.
thanks i we like hear from news from my dear lover.mark
Date: Friday, July 9, 2010, 10:58 AM
you wanted $100 from me, then $600, and now you want $400.
Date: Monday, July 12, 2010, 10:18 AMhi my love. why cant you try and help mark out of African.
Date: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 9:20 PM
So nice to hear from you, as always.
I have been so very busy lately. I went gambling up in Las Vegas and won a lot of money on 3-card monte. Went to see the new xx movie 'On Golden Retriever' and stayed at the Hotel California, where you can check out any time you like but they never want you to leave.
Then friends invited me on a sasquatch expedition in the Hills of Beverly and things were going good until my raccoon got hepatitis, but fortunately Dr Kervorkian took care of the situation. The man is a life-saver, God bless his hemlocked heart.
I am certainly glad to see that things must be going well for you. You did not have the $100 for the Internet a few months ago but it is obvious that you have been able to afford it so far. Money does not fall from the clouds like rain, so I am glad to see that you are making money somehow.
Many years ago when I was a young girl my father was near death from shpilkas and he advised me not to use the same doctor he did. And he told me that I should only have respect for men who can pay their own way in life, that a man should never ask a woman for money.
I know that you can figure out a way to get here to California USA. I am sure you have a passport...Do you have a license to drive a car? I have a friend who owns a taxicab company in Compton. The night-shift--9HRS-- pays $120 per hour, which is over $1000 a night after taxes.
You asked me for my phone # in a short email a few days ago which I did not reply to. The reason for that is that very recently a horrible man named Melvin Gibbsen has been calling me up at all hours of the day and night and saying terrible things to me. He has a terrible temper and a real bad drinking problem too. He frightens me, so I dis-connected my phone for now. Please try and understand me on this. Once I know that you are on your way here I will of course make a call to you.
I pour out my heart and soul to you, so please respond back to me in more than 1 or 2 sentences. But you know how we women are--talk talk talk!!! As my now dear late mother said to me--'the walrus does not speak, but in Alabama the tuscaloosa'.
hugs 2-you from your Baybinda
Date: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 3:08 AM
i have not hear from again my love. hope all is well. well i know you happy in the state because you have money to enjoy.mark need your help.
Date: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 4:31 AM Mark my dear,
In reply to this email from you, YES everything is well and I thank you for your concern about me. Very nice and sweet of you, and in this day and age very rare. Thank you my dearest.
I am hopping that you dot think that I dot care. I do most indubitably and I have tried to explained things in the email just before this one.
Kisses from baybinda
Sent: Wed, July 14, 2010
thank you for your kind wold to me as your lover. but how can live African with money for my visa.
i have my late father consignment hold down in Ghana airport because of $4000. if i can clear this box out the Ghana airport now i we have access to funds to come to the state as you know my plans.
just do it for love. you have enough money in your position to help me out of this condition. you think things is ok with me. things are not ok my lover.
mark need your help. i we pay you back when i make my way to the state.
Date: Thursday, July 15, 2010
thank you for your swift reply to my email. I woke up in love this morning, went to sleep with you on my mind.
You tell me of some consignment box in the ghana airport that your now-dead father left to you, which apparently has a lot of usd in it--perhaps millions.
You need to go to the airport and get your consignment box back. These goons in the airtport are holding YOUR property which belongs to YOU.
Take the box which is rightfully and legally yours and use the money to come here to California. If they want to charge you the holding fee of $4000usd then just open the box and pay them what they want. It could not be any more simple than that.
I do not know about how the visa system works over there in african, but I do not think it should be much of a problem for a man of cash as you are. And you are in luck in that the niece of the sister of my cousin has an uncle who has a father who is a deputy US Ambassador and is stationed at the US Embassy in Accra. His name is Ted Bundee and his email is theodorebundee @ yahoo.com. He is from Australia and they call him Ted 'Croc' Bundee but he married into our family and is now an American and works for the US Embassy over there where you are.
It is my suggestion that you contact him and see about obtainining a visa.
Tell him that his blood relative Baybinda told you to contact him in this matter.
Hugs and kisses---baybinda
Sent: Tue, July 20, 2010 2:20:03 AM
Subject: Re: mark ur lover.
please try your best to do something about my case as your lover. i mark really need your help.
you know when i come to califonia i we have money from my late father box. the money i need to live this case is $4000. i we arive jeff kenedy airport in qween new york.please let me know your opion.
thanks my lover. god bless you.
Date: Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 12:03 PM
this is not the usual typing that you do. Have you been drinking tonight my dear?
And who is Jeff Kennedy? Was he on that tv show 'It Never Ends'??? was he the one who dumped miley cyrus for bess truman?
Sent: Sat, July 24, 2010 4:08:59 AM
what is going on in californial. you know i mark need your help to live african and give you best of as an african strong man. please what we $4000 take from you as a rich woman you are.
with all my heart i used it to love you as my wife. just try and put your self together and send me this $4000. so that i get my box out of the ghana airpot and have access to my late father funds. then i we take the nest fielt to qween new york and arive in jeff kenedy airport.one love from mark your love.
Date: Sunday, July 25, 2010, 9:32 AM
Mark honey dearest,
Sorry if I did not reply to you sooner. I spent the past few days in Hawaii on a yacht with Jilll Gates. She has a very famous brother and she asked me not to mention him by name, but he is very famous in the computer world and her name is similar to his. He is the wealthiest man in the USA and president of some microsoft company, i do not know.
And I do not care. It was just her and me out there on the ocean in the yacht. We caught some fish, I landed me a remmacs that bit on the hook.
You were asking me for $100 a few months ago. HOW did that get bumped up to $4000 now? You were worried just about paying your monthly internet bill which you obviously have taken care of. So what is this all about, this $4000??
Things are wonderful here in California, thank you for asking. How are they there with you?Hugs 2U, baybinda
Sent: Mon, July 26, 2010
thank you for this email. thank god you i need $100 for my internet fee. but what i need $4000 for is the release of my late father box in airport so that i can much money in my position to come to California and give the best of love as an African man as i always tell about my love.
plese dot not underestimate the little pleasure i am going true. i mark eke assure you that if you can manage tp raise this $4000 to help get this box out of the airport i we have acces to money come to California and meat with you my love.
i look forward to hear from you as you make up your mind to help me out of this my lover.god bless.
Date: Wednesday, July 28, 2010, 10:40 AM
getting together $4000 has never been a problem for me. I spend more that
that every year for my doggies.
Mark dearest, I am very confused right now. Please tell me how old you are . I also want to know
if you are married or divorced and if you have any children. Please answer my questions.
Love and hugs---baybinda
Sent: Thu, July 29, 2010
thank you for this email. i told you last year that i am 19 but i am now approaching 20 this year.
as for your question. i am not married or divorce i am just single searching for true love like you. but only problem for to live African to meat with and give the best of love as i promise since i started communication with you true internet.
mark your lover.
Date: Friday, July 30, 2010, 9:08 AM Mark dearest,
You are age 19 years old--this means that you are not even old enough to legally drink a beer in the USA! It also means that if you were to be here in the USA and in a motel room to have sex I could go to jail if I opened up a bottle of champagne for the both of us or gave you a beer. And I need my man to be a little drunk to have him have sex with me. And me likewise as well. What is the drinking age where you are? Undoubtedly 19 or younger.
Yes I would like you to meat me here in California. Do you have a passport to come to the USA? It would help if you have a car driver license too...There are always night-shift taxi driving jobs always available in Compton, the pay is about $1100 for 10 hrs per night and I would be quite happy to help you do that. My friend Travis Bickle is a taxi driver there and when he is talking to me he tells me that it is always his desire to have new employees where he works, as there is always a big turn-over in drivers. ...You would need to prove you drive an automobile. For me but more for him, so that I can pass along your info on that for your future employment.
My best as always--baybinda
Sincerely, Baybinda Woods
Sent: Sun, August 1, 2010
Subject: Re: hello again mark give some stories.
Most men have never learned to develop their inner self confidence"... and become the kind of guy that is literally BULLET-PROOF. If you would like to learn some of the best tricks, techniques, and concepts for building a rock- solid self-image and massive self-confidence, then take a minute and read THIS:
i am mark is about this as a man frican.
Most men HATE the idea of "rejection".
I'm not talking about "don't like the idea" or "wish it didn't happen"... I'm talking HATE here.
The idea of walking up to a woman and having her REJECT you causes most men to instantly feel sick in the pit of their stomachs and literally feel a horrible combination of nervousness and confusion.
A guy can psych himself up for an hour to go talk to a woman, but when the moment comes to actually DO IT, EVERYTHING changes.
The heart rate shoots up, breathing quickens, eyes dart back and forth, thoughts of rejection fill the mind, and eventually the pressure becomes too much to bare.
Most men find this state so scary that they end up deciding to forget about approaching the women... just to end the discomfort.
The temptation is great to just "walk away" because just as quickly as the intense nervousness is triggered by the moment one decides to ACT, it goes away when you decide to "forget about it and walk away".
from your lovr mark.
[this lad is on drugs or drink]
dear honey how.
i mark is still waitng just $4000 all my problem is solve. i can even pay back i get the state to drive your taxy card. if i work one year. i we pay back honest. let me make it in life african is too hot for me my lover.
mark one love.
Date: Monday, August 2, 2010, 7:24 AM
I am going to need to see a passport and visa first before anything is to be done by me.
It is quite interesting to read your feelings about how you think as a man. Here in America we women would rather go shopping, it calms the nerves when a man is giving us problems. Especially about asking for money.
hugs to you from Baybinda
[NOTE--the lads are experts at fake passports. But when it comes to providing a fake US visa they are like a babe in da woods...The only one I've ever received was pitiful--had the lad with the exact same pic from his fake passport presumably issued 5 yrs prior]
Sent: Mon, August 2, 2010 6:01:05 AM
Subject: hello again mark my lover.
thank you for this email my lover . as you may i have my passport with me. but i need to go to the American embassy to obtain the visa. honey you know that visa we cost me money. and you know i have not get my box out of the Ghana airport. that is what i we used the $4000 to get out and have access to money and get my visa and ticket money to take first class flit to the state.
i we also give you my flit my schedule so that you can know when i we arrive Jeff Kennedy airport. i we pay you more than that $4000 when arrive the state my love. my love you can let me know when you ready to send the $4000 to me so that i can prepare my love.
i we be the must greatest man on earth when i arrive the state.
mark your lover baybinda Woods
Sent: Tue, August 3, 2010 3:16:04 AM
Mark dearest sweetheart,
you temporarily confuse me when you say you have the flit money to go to jeff kennedy airport but do not have the money to obtain a US visa . How is that possible, my dear? You can't arrive here in the USA without a visa .
Yes please give me your flit schedule. I eagerly await it. I guess you have a visa now, since you have the money for the price of the flit.
Please let me know when you are coming here.
hugs and kisses---your baybinda
Sent: Tue, August 3, 2010 3:32:43 AM
thanks you for email. i did not say i have the money my visa.i only have my passport with me. and i we send it to you day. i need the $4000 from you so that i can get my box out of the Ghana airport.
then i can have money to get my visa from USA embassy.
please give some time i we send my passport to you my love.
mark lover boy.
Sent: Tue, August 3, 2010 4:47:29 AM
You need to go to the US Embassy and obtain a visa. HOW can you get here on a flit without a visa? Three (3)weeks ago I informed you as to the US diplomat at the US embassy there, did you not take attention to that?
Once again you confuse me. You say you have a flit schedule which means you have the passport and money to come here. But you say you have no visa. This is logic along the lines of our great philosopher Elmer J.Phudd, who questioned the very meaning of camaros vs corvettes, such as the intricacies of the vestibulations and other such intricacies.
please explain further----baybinda
[if he looks back, the contact is Ted '"Croc' Bundee'--also me--and most certainly NOT an embassy employee--]
[to be continued?]