VOO DOO, or THAT'S MADE MY DAY, THAT HAS


Harry Fadgina, last seen in WINKY WANKY WOO, returns with a story that offers a treasure trove for the serious student of scambaiting. Major style points for enforcing the use of code names, and obtaining Oaths! Also note lovely fake certificates and pop culture references.


Dear Scamorama

Please find below the latest exploits of Harry Fadgina, this time in the guise of a Secret Agent (008) working for British Intelligence.. I strung him along for five weeks, by which time he was getting quite frustrated, although he never did draw my attention to the fact that I called him by the wrong name the whole time!

I will attach the pictures ... especially my spoof Oaths, which are once again a tip of the hat to my mentor, Lady Agatha.

The highlight for me was when he forgot which name he was using and replied as "Foo Cheng Donald". He covered this up by saying it was his tax attorney, but nevertheless I made him sign the Loyal Oath of Integrity too, and, funnily enough, it was in the same handwriting.

Cast of Characters:

Barrister Voo Petter. Our Lad. He says he is in Malaysia, and wants the money to be wired to Kuala Lumpur. He is most definitely of African origin though, judging by his accent.

Harry Fadgina. Our hero. Harry works as secret agent 008 for British Intelligence (MI6). When not busy baiting unscrupulous 419 scammers, he is living the exciting life of a James Bond movie.

Barrister Foo Cheng Donald. See Barrister Voo Petter. Our Lad slips up and signs one email in error with this name. When challenged, he claims it is his Tax Attorney.

Chigoze Miracle. Voo Petter's "P.A.", the nominated recipient of the Western Union transfer, so possibly a real person?

[Rated CN1 for crude but naughty rather than nasty.]


Barrister Voo Petter
URGENT ASSISTANCE! Harry Fadgina
From: voo Petter (barr_voopetterfirm@yahoo.com.my)
Sent: 27 June 2008
Reply-to: voopetterlawchamber@gmail.com

FROM THE DESK OF VOO PETTER LAWFIRM
VOO PETTER & ASSOCIATES
SUITE 7.3, LEVEL 7 MENARA PELANGI,
JALAN KUNING,TAMAN PELANGI.
JOHOR BAHRU.
MALAYSIA.

TEL: +60 166196038

Dear Harry Fadgina,

Bearing in mind the nuture of the content of this letter coming from a person without referral, i apologize for any inconvenience, but please read and objectively consider if we can work together

I am Voo Petter, an attorney at law.A deceased client of mine,by name Mr Mike Fadgina, who here in after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 21 November 2004. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at 12.5million dollars is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.
My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my Late Client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. all legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided. all i require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.
This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from many breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response.Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible via my private email (voopetterlawchamber@gmail.com) this transaction will be treated private with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. I look forward to your quick reply.

Yours truly,
Barrister Voo Petter.

[Scam-o-note: the Dead Bank Customer Memorial letter. But you knew that.]

Harry Fadgina
30 June 2008

Dear Barrister Voo Peter

Thank you very much for your message. What a shock this has been to me! You see, you say that I may be able to claim the money in this account because I have the same surname as the deceased, but I think in this case I REALLY AM related to Mike Fadgina, who I think could be my dear late uncle Mickey! How amazing is that?! And how clever of you to find me.

As a matter of interest can you please explain how you did trace me? I use a private email address and this is usually exclusively reserved for work contacts. I am a security operative with the British Government division MI6, so as you can imagine I must insist on absolute secrecy in this deal and cannot risk having this email address compromised in any way.

Please confirm receipt of this email by return and include the code words PURPLE HELMET in the address header. I cannot respond unless you are prepared to use this discretion.

Now, back to business: I believe that your Mike Fadgina may well be my late Uncle, who tragically died from cardiac amoebic dysentery on 21 Nov 2004. It was a dreadful business as the undertaker had to ladle him into the coffin. Uncle Mickey was distraught at the deaths of his entire family in a plane crash four years previously when Gulf Air Flight 472 crashed into the Gulf of Marmite.

Can you please confirm the following details:

1) The details of the flight given above are the same as those in your records
2) That the name of your former client was MIKE HUNT FADGINA, born on 01 April 1945 in Felchingham
3) That the picture I have attached of my dear late Uncle Mickey is, in fact, the same gentleman who was your former client.



[my late dear Uncle Mickey. In actual fact it is the actor Stephen Lewis (in character as Inspector Blake from the British sit-com On The Buses).]

If you are able to confirm these details I shall be delighted to go ahead and assist any way I can with this deal, and you shall be handsomely rewarded my friend.

Kind regards
Harry Fadgina 008 (PINK OBOE)
Voo Petter
PURPLE HELMET

30 June 2008

Attention: Harry Fadgina,

First, let me introduce my self once more, I am Barr.Voo Petter.Esq,a legal practitioner with Voo Petter Law Chamber in Johor Bahru,Malaysia. I got your email through a research of Database and I was doing that because I have just few days left to present my decease client's relative to the bank or they will confiscate his account.

1) The details of the flight given above are the same as those in your records, YES
2) That the name of your former client was MIKE HUNT FADGINA,YES
3) born on 01 April 1945 in Felchingham VERY CORRECT

I am a married father of four, I am a senior advocate in Johor Bahru Malaysia. As I told you in my proposal mail, I chose you because of your last name, which is exactly the same as my late client's name, who died in Kuala Lumpur hospital of heart related disease. However, I will really appreciate your understanding to cooperate and work with me for the successful conclusion of this project.

The fund will be transferred to your account by the holding institution here after a successful claim has been made.There is no risk to this transaction as we will process all the required documents by law for a beneficiary claim.There are no other living relative,actually my client was born by two immigrant workers that came to Malaysia in 50's.

In this transaction we will go step by step. First, the legal documents to back up the claim and secondly,the monetary documents for the transfer.As I also made you to understand in my first mail, the Bank asked me to contact his beneficiary/ his next of kin.As his Lawyer, he did not leave any beneficiary name or next of kin with me.Facing the situation, I decided to search for a good person of trust and one who bears the same last name as my late client that will suite as his/her next of kin/Bone fie beneficiary.

You must understand that in the finance industry,chances or opportunities like this are common but not heard. People put their monies in banks and some of these accounts are either coded or confidentially operated,therefore, when such people die what do you think that happens to these monies when nobody comes for their claims? Well, this is one of the numerous avenues good "free" monies are made within and amongst the officials. I did not mastermind my client's death and I did not operate or manage his account but i was his personal attorney so was privy to his transaction with the bank.

For the legal ramifications, be rest assured on that.This is my operational field, for I do know all the loop holes involved and will handle them with great professionalism.I will provide all the necessary legal documents that will back you up as the Bone fie beneficiary of my late client. I need you to cooperate with me and be honest in our agreement, which is 60/40,60 for me and 40 for you. If this is OK by you, I will send you a beneficiary affidavit form from the high court, which you will fill and resend to me, for me to swear under oath in high court of Malaysia that you are truly the Bone fie beneficiary of my late client and from here we will commence.

Fill free to ask any question you want to ask for better understanding of the transaction.If I can count on your honesty, cooperation and confidence, reply positively for me to start the paper work. Note: Here is my private numbers,+60166196038,you can reach me at any time of the day,except when i have a case to defend in court.I will also like to have a phone number to reach you.

Yours faithfully,
Barr.Voo Petter.
Voo Petter
STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU!

04 July 2008

Dear Brother Fadgina,

Am still waiting to hear from you are still interested in this transaction so that i will forward the affidavit form for you to fill and send back.

Get back to me immediately we don't have to delay anymore.

Regards,
Barr.Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008

Dear Peter

Yes, I am very interested in assisting you with this transaction if you will confirm that the man in the attached photograph is really my late Uncle Mickey Fadgina. It is a little old as it was taken when he was still working on the buses, but I'm sure you will recognise him. As he is my ACTUAL next of kin it should make the process of getting our hands on the money much simpler.

He was a lovely man, always laughing. I used to bring him tea and biscuits and he'd call me his "Little Butler". I'd often hear him shouting "I'll get you, Butler!" or "That's made my day, that has!" Happy days!

He also spoke fondly of his time in Malaysia, and I think he did once mention visiting his barrister at his office.

Please confirm the details above and I think we will be in business.

I must stress however that the utmost secrecy must be maintained - I don't want M or Q finding out about this.

Kind regards
Harry Fadgina 008
MI6 Headquarters
London SW1
Voo Petter
I NEED YOUR ASSURANCE!

04 July 2008

Dear Harry Fadgina,

Yes, I have noted the attached photo and he is my decease client, So we need to proceed and get this fund transfer before the bank confiscate it. Late Mr.Fadgina was my client.

The law stipulates that where a deceased person do not give instructions on who will inherit his/her estate, the next of kin status will be determined by information stored in the security file jacket of the deceased with the bank.

I appreciate your interest to claim the funds and will work closely with you for the successful conclusion of the claim.Trust, sincerity and Confidentiality is very important in this transaction considering the amount of money involved. Money matters require absolute trust,sincerity and confidentiality for the security of both parties involved.

I am concerned about the safety of the funds when it is transferred to your account. The total sum of USD12.5M will be transferred to your account.You will be entitled to 40% of the total funds, while i will earn 60% for my services. I require that you assure me that you will release both my share when the funds is transferred to your account and i come to your country for the sharing/disbursement of the funds.

I need to get your assurance before i send the Affidavit Form which I will obtain in the High Court in your Name and send to you for you to fill and send back to me to anable me file your name at the Court as the rightful beneficiay to the fund.

You can reach me with this number +60166196038 any time of the day.

Please, include your personal cell phone number to enhance our communication.

I await your call or email.

Sincerely,
Barr.Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008

Dear Peter

Thank you for your response. I understand the need you have to be reassured about the honest distribution of these funds. However, I am disappointed that you doubt me.

As you can see from my previous email, I am employed on operations with MI6, the British Secret Intelligence Service. I would not be working for such an organisation if I did not possess integrity. Furthermore, I am an English gentleman, and you should accept my word on this.

However, as I am keen to get this moving, I have asked my secretary Miss Falange to draft up an agreement, which I have signed in good faith.

Harry's Oath:


In return I expect you to sign the attached blank copy and return it to me.

Blank Oath for Voo to sign:


Then, and only then, shall we be able to do business.

Regards
Harry Fadgina 008

PS. In order to preserve secrecy, please do not forget to include our code word PURPLE HELMET in the header so that I know it is you.

Voo Petter
PURPLE HELMET

05 July 2008

Hello Mr. Fadgina,

I got the Oath of Integrity form which you attached and sent to me and I have filled in all the necessary spaces and signed as required ...

Oath of Integrity form:

[Oath of Integrity! As an aside, I contacted ... Lady Agatha Bristol ... and received their blessing for use of "Foreign Office" oath terminology, as used here.]

... and also I have attached the Affidavit form which you will fill and send back to me to enable me proceed to the High Court to sworn you in as the rightful beneficiary to the funds.

Affidavit which Harry is supposed to fill out:


With the Affidavit form the Bank will recognize you as the relatives of my client and then process the transfer as soon as all needed documents are submitted to them as a proof on your behalf.

I have accepted to work with you till the successful conclusion of this transaction, please include your personal cell phone number where I can easily reach you on phone for further directives.

I await your call or email.

Sincerely,
Barr.Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina
07 July 2008

Dear Peter

Thanks for filling out the Oath of Integrity - just the ticket. You look like a very trustworthy person and are someone I am happy to do business with.

Apologies for the delay in sending the attached affadavit but I have been away this weekend to visit my old adversary Dr Blofeld. I have also had a few problems with my scanner but I think it is fixed now.

Sorry I do not have a cell phone. The only number I have is a work number and that is monitored at all times by MI6, and I don't want them knowing about our deal. I would prefer to keep everything on my personal email, which will be safe as long as you use the designated code words.

Look forward to hearing from you.

Harry Fadgina 008



[No, you're not imagining it.]
Voo Petter
PURPLE HELMET

07 July 2008

Hello Mr. Fadgina,

I got your filled Affidavit form, I tried to download it but is not in order, please, check it and re-send and another one because I will print it out and take it to the High Court to sworn you in as the rightful beneficiary to the fund.

Please, telephone number is very important in this transaction, I advice that you quickly in store one special for this transaction so that I can reach any time in case of immanency.

I am waiting for the form to enable me proceed to sworn you in at the Court and do not fail to always get back to me as soon as you receive any communication from me to expedite the enhancement of this transaction.

Best Regards,
Barr.Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina
07 July 2008

Dear Peter

My apologies for the business with the affadavit form. My fault, I'm afraid - I've always been a bit of a duffer when it comes to electronic gadgetry. I'll never forget the look on Q's face the day I had that unfortunate mishap with the death ray!

I will endeavour to fix the problem and send you another copy of the form forthwith. I will also try to get hold of a mobile phone.

Cheers
Harry Fadgina 008
Harry Fadgina
08 July 2008

Dear Pete

Here is the correct version of the affadavit. What do we do now?
All the best
Harry Fadgina 008


[Normal view of completed affadavit form (note occupation: secret agent)]

Foo Cheng Donald

[But lo, who comes? A reply - with the secret code! - from another party. Has Voo Petter been indiscreet? Or has he got an alter ego?]

PURPLE HELMET

09 July 2008

Hello Mr. Fadgina,

Yes i receive the form and i have file in your name in the High Court and I am writing to notify you that I will proceed to the High Court by tomorrow to meet the Chief Oath Minister that will help us to get the necessary documents as soon as I sworn you in as the rightful beneficiary to the fund for the bank to set for the transfer.

I am quite awear that it will cost us some money to obtain those documents at the Ministries but nevertheless I will try my best but if what i have in my hands is not sufficient to handle the whole situation, then I will call you for assistance, OK.

I am so concern about the safety of this fund when its transfer into your bank account there in your Country, all i needed from you is your honest cooperation to enable us proceed forward for the successful conclusion of this project, I have received your completed filled Affidavit and I will handle all the procedures accordingly.

You have to call me to inquire about the developments of this transaction, that will make me feel that you are with me,hence I will be having a divided attention on whether you are serious to assist me or not, I don't want to lose this great opportunity, so i cannot be here fold my hands until the bank confiscate this account and share the fund among the bank officials, That why i said you should please provide me with mobile number which i can be use to reach you for confidential matters. infact, I really need your attention right now for the betterness of both of us.

As you said that you are going to get a mobile phone concerning this transaction so i want you to reply me with the mobile number because i know by now you could have obtain it or call me as soon as you see this mail for more discussion.

My number again is +60166196038 waiting to hear from you as soon as you see this mail.

Regards,
Barr. Foo Cheng Donald
Harry Fadgina

[Harry notices the change in name!]

09 July 2008

Dear Barr Foo Cheng Donald

Who are you? I have been dealing with Peter Voo and he has made no mention of a third party.

This transaction is supposed to be undertaken in the strictest secrecy! I have attached another blank Oath of Integrity form which you should sign and return immediately. Then, and only then, shall I have the confidence that this deal can go ahead. Please ask Peter to contact me soonest to explain this abberation.

Harry Fadgina 008
Voo Petter

[The Lad tries to recover. It's pretty lame.]

09 July 2008

Hello

I am very sorry about the email you received from my Tax Attorney, yes I have not made mentions of him in the past but i was bussy at the High Court and then instructed him to forward the previous communication to you, So, that shouldn't be a problem I will handle the aspect of this transaction confidential, I have visited the High Court today and the Oath Minister asked me to come back for the Affidavit by tomorrow, So as soon as I get it the same tomorrow I will keep you posted and also inform you of the procedures.

The Previous agreement is enough to take care of this situation, so I will advice you to provide your personal cell phone number as you promised for easier communication, please call me immediately you see this email for more directives.

Don't let that bored you am really very sorry for that am still counting on you and i promise i will not let you down by tomorrow i will go to pay for the stamp duty and oath fees in the high court for the release of sworn affidavit.

Best Regards,
Barr Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina

[Harry lets it go.]

09 July 2008

Dear Pete

Thanks for your swift response. I want to keep this down to the absolute minumum people for security reasons. The last thing we need now is for Scaramanger to get a sniff of the deal. Please ask Donald to sign the Oath of Integrity and forward it on to me soonest.

I am disappointed that this has happened, and also disappointed that you still have doubts as to my integrity in this deal, even though you have a signed oath from me.

I am keen for this to go smoothly from now on. I am used to preserving secrecy in my line of work. I hope you haven't told anyone else about this.

By the way, please indicate the percentage of share that I may expect for assisting you in this transaction.

Regards
Harry Fadgina 008
Voo Petter
PURPLE HELMET

09 July 2008

Thanks for aspecting my apology like i told you in my second mail i send to you the percentage will go like this 60 for me 40 for you.

Concerning Donald to sign i have told you to forget is not involved in this transaction also you promise that you are going to provide a phone number to reach you until now you have'nt got it is very important, please i have ask you to call me severaly times you know how to do it because this transaction is very important for both of us.

Am also giving you 100% assurance that this transaction will go on smoothly and legally. Indicate to me the phone to reach you for more directives.

Best Regards,
Barr.Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina
09 July 2008

Pete

I hear what you're saying, but the problem is that he know knows all about our deal. I don't trust barristers at the best of times, but a Tax Attorney! Jeesus H Christ! They're slippier than a barrel-load of greased weasels.

For my own assurance I need the oath signed. I have attached another copy of it for you. Get it back to me urgently and I will send you my telephone number by return. Otherwise, stop wasting my valuable time.

Harry Fadgina 008
Voo Petter
PURPLE HELMET

10 July 2008

Dear Fadgina,

How are you today? I have visited the High Court this morning and have obtain sworn affidavit in your full name as the rightful beneficiary to my decease client and the next step now is to lay hands on all the needed documents required by the Foreign Remittance of the Bank, As soon as they see all legal documents are submitted to the Foreign Remittance of this Bank they will now call your attention to provide all your account details to remit the entire fund into your nominated bank.

I have already submitted this Affidavit to the Bank this Morning and they are waiting for the required legal documents to enable them embark on the transfer of the fund to you, I will proceed immediately to the various Ministries where I can procure those certificates and I will keep you posted of the outcome immediately after consultation with the concern authorities.

I have waited for your call but I did not hear from you, is there any problems? please calls is very important as you can see transaction without communication will not be aware of any necessary information's, so I am waiting for your call as soon as you received this communication to enable me give you an adequate directives.

Also here is the attached sworn affidavit and Barr.Foo Cheng Donald oath signed,Provide your number for more clarifications.

Regards,
Barr.Voo Petter.


[Bingo! My favourite - the Loyal Oath of Honour. I actually sent out the wrong form by mistake - the A.R.S.O.L.E. form was something I was running on a concurrent scambait which came to nothing. He still signed it though! Note the same handwriting as on the previous Oath.]


[Change of Ownership from him to me. Lots of errors, and I still don't know what "disc overture" means!]

Harry Fadgina
10 July 2008

Dear Peter

Thanks for your message and the attached Oath and Affadavit.

Before we proceed, just a couple of small points: Firstly, in your last email you addressed me as "Fadgina", which is my surname. Calling someone by just their surname is very disrespectful in my country. Please address me as "Harry", "Harold", "Harry Fadgina", "Mr Fadgina", "Sir" or even "008".

Secondly there are a couple of issues of concern over the affadavit. In paragraph 2, you state that I am of the "Felchingam" region when, in actual fact, I live in FelchingHam. Please correct this typographical error because, as I'm sure as a barrister you will be aware, it will invalidate the affadavit.

Also, in paragraph 4, it says that I am a secret agent with M16 - this should be "MI6", i.e. a letter "I" and not the number "1". Paragraph 4 also states "and presently disc overture", which makes no bloody sense at all. Is that some kind of special legal jargon?

Not a very impressive performance so far, Peter. Please get it right from now on, as you will be aware of how important attention to small details can be, especially after you have already paid so much in stamp duty and oath fees.

Sort it out man, and then we can talk.

Sincerely
Harry Fadgina 008
Voo Petter
PURPLE HELMET

10 July 2008

Hello Harry,

I got your email and I have noted what you are saying concerning the form sent to you, anyway I Willl proceed to High Court to put everything in other, So I have told you to provide your phone number to enhance our communication.

I want to make sure you forward the telephone number to me in your next email to enable me have a free intention on your assistance.

I will update you as soon as Correct the error, the Oath Minister have started the procurements today and I will soon inform you of the outcome of everything.

Am counting on you here don't let me down because i don't want this fund to be confiscated by the bank.

Waiting for your reply.

Best Regards,
Barr.Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina
10 July 2008

Pete

Let me know as soon as you have corrected the error, and don't let it happen again. Smersh does not tolerate failure and neither do I.

My new mobile telephone number is 0*** *** **** but I do not have sufficient credit on the account to make a call as yet.

Please note that the secret password changes today to PINK OBOE. Do not divulge this to anyone under any circumstances.

008
Voo Petter
PINK OBOE

10 July 2008

Please the number you provided i have try severally to reach you they are telling me that is not in service am so worried here,Kindly instruct me on how to dial both your code number if am calling from aside your country.

Top up your phone and call me and waiting to here from you as soon as possible.

Regards,
Barr.Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina
15 July 2008

Peter

What's going on? I have been away all weekend but had my phone with me and you didn't call. Now I am back and I see no response from you by email either.

Please advise urgently what stage we are at and what is happening with the paperwork.

Yours
Harry Fadgina 008
Harry Fadgina
11 July 2008

Pete

I have topped up my phone, but am stil awaiting your call. To dial me here you have to dial 0 then 0 44 then omit the first zero from 0*** *** ****.

Can you please hurry up and get this sorted - if you cannot fathom the simple matter of ringing my number then you must notify me of the progress by email.

Speed is of the essence as I will be away this weekend at Crab Key, paying a surprise visit to my old adversary Dr No. I may not have access to a computer until Monday.

Yours
Harry Fadgina 008
Voo Petter
PINK OBOE

15 July 2008

Dear Brother Harry,

Thanks for your mail am so disappointed over the phone number you provided I have called several time and they keep on telling me that is not in severice, I was happy to hear from you again concerning our beneficial transaction, Anyway I have spoken with the Chief Oath Minister that will assist us to get all the necessary documents for the claim, And as i have told you earlier that we will need to spend some Money to obtain those documents but as you can see I have some money with me and I will continue the process but if what I am having here is not sufficient enough to cover the cost, then I will let you know.

However, every things is under control, so you don't need to worry because I am here as your partner and the same time your resident Attorney, I will monitor things and make sure that every things is successfully, I will been coming to you as soon as you indicate to me that this fund is in your bank account for the sharing of the entire fund according to the percentage agreed and I will negotiate for a very lucrative business there to use part of my share for and that is why I want to hear from you on phone and you are having my number you don't want to call maybe simple you don't have credit on your phone right,Please call me the phone number you provided is not reachable you have to be serious concerning this transaction and be dedicated.

All we need now is the documents, as soon as the needed documents is confirmed by the bank that you are the rightful beneficiary, they will call and ask you immediately to tell them how you what your fund to be transferred to you.

I am sure that i can handle this matter very faster if only what I have here can take care of the needed documents but if its not enough I will call upon you for immediate assistance, OK. I am happy to locate you as my partner and I believe that my prayers before contacting you have been answered by God because I seek for his directions to locate me with Good hearted Man like you so that I will not regret at the conclusion of this transaction, in fact, I am happy i know we will succeed,what the bank need to transfer the fund to your bank account is those documents and I will proceed the first thing tomorrow morning to start working on those papers immediately and I will keep you posted.

The sworn Affidavit have been corrected and am so happy that the bank as seen the change of ownership so all what they are waiting is to see all legal documents for the claim.

Call me as soon as you see this mail is very important and urgent,

Regards,
Barr.Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina
15 July 2008

Brother Pete

Send me the revised (correct) copy of the sworn affadavit so that I know we are true brothers.

You mention the money required to secure this transaction, but I always thought barristers were on a good screw financially. You cover the fees and I will pay you back tenfold from my share of the booty.

God's blessings
Harry
Voo Petter
16 July 2008

I can see you are no more instrested in this transaction if you can not call me on phone forget about this transaction because am so worried and scared.
Harry Fadgina
16 July 2008

Peter

Don't take that tone with me. I have tried several times to call you on the number you gave but every time it cuts off. You have not even tried to ring me, and I went out specially to buy a mobile phone so you could do so.

I do not understand why it is such a problem conducting our business by email - it is certainly safer as my calls may be monitored. I have spent a considerable amount of time and effort filling in forms and now you are just wasting my time.

May I remind you that you and your tax attorney signed Oaths of Integrity to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth Kylie Windsor, and you are in breach of that.

Now you are talking about pulling out of this deal - well, that's typical of a barrister. You are a cheat and I will be contacting the court to make alternative arrangements to transfer Uncle Mickey Fadgina's money.

Good day to you sir

Harry Fadgina 008
Harry Fadgina
16 July 2008

Peter

Right, this is your last chance. My new number is 00 1 *** *** ****. Please call me now.

Harry Fadgina 008
Voo Petter
PINK OBOE

17 July 2008

Dear Harry,

I cannot understand the way you are handling this transaction, I have tried to contacted you through your new number but no one there to pick it, anyway, as for your last email, no the money cannot be deducted from the physical amount since we do not have access to the fund yet, that is why I informed you earlier the important of those documents, I have paid for 2 documents on your behalf and what we are waiting for now is the last document to enable the bank set for the transfer of the fund into your bank account.

I am so worried and scare not to lose this great opportunity, I contacted you to assist me, so you are my partner and you don't expect me to talk to whom I don't know, you should be in a better position to accept and assist me for the successful conclusion of this transaction, I am waiting for your next reply to enable us proceed immediately since we do not have enough time to delay,OK.

I have talk to the Oath Minister about the last document and he made me to understand that as soon as we able to pay for the STAMP DUTY fee, then he will proceed immediately to obtain it in your name, I am seriously waiting for your urgent reply to see that we obtain the last certificate for me to proceed and submit all the documents to the bank for the transfer of the fund into your bank account there in your Country.

Get back to me or you can call me immediately for more clarification.

Barr.Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina
17 July 2008

Dear Peter

Good to hear from you again. I'm glad you have finally seen sense and decided to press on with this transaction. As you know, the oaths to Her Majesty are binding and have been taken in all fey twiglets and humble merkin, quid pro status quo in dom popadom.

I am sorry I missed your call earlier, but I did receive your message. I am currently screening my calls due to the secret nature of my work, so next time you call, please use the CODE WORD already designated and also my code name, which is Kraken Vonov. I will call you straight back. This is the only way to keep the transaction safe from the prying eyes of Smersh.

Regarding the court fees, I thought you could pay the stamp duty on our behalf and I will settle up with you later. It's not that much money, and I imagine that as a barrister you have plenty of money. Otherwise why not ask that nice Mr Donald for a short-term loan? I'm sure he is wealthy from the tax fiddles he has undoubtedly pulled over the years.

Look, if the payment is such a big deal then just give me your account details and I will arrange for my bank to automatically transfer the money across to you, or, if you can wait, I will send you an international money order in the post.

Get back to me as soon as possible my friend because we are running out of time.

Harry Fadgina 008
Harry Fadgina
18 July 2008

Peter

Please try to get back to me about these payments today, either by email or telephone, as I will be away all weekend until I return from Russia.

With Love,
Harry 008
Voo Petter
PINK OBOE

18 July 2008

Dear Brother Harry,

I Congratulate you once again,the document have been approve,Attached to this mail is the statement of account making you the rightful owner of this fund to my late client.You are now the bonafide beneficiary to the fund.



The legal documents were dated the day of approval as required by law. Your beneficiary status takes effect from that day.

Also attached is the Foreign Payment Office Tax,notification letter from the office of the Attorney General.



Note, that i have paid money to obtain all this documents, not counting unofficial payments that i made to facilitate this transaction.All other supporting documents have been filed at the court and Attorneys General office.I will need your financial support to pay the stamp duty on the International Remittance Control certificate, although i will pay the processing fee.The stamp duty is $2,500(Two Thousand five hundred Dollars).

The International Remittance Control certificate is the last document needed for us to approach the bank for you to instruct the transfer. Everything worked out fine and all the supporting documents I presented were accepted and gazetted as you can see from the Attorneys General Notification. As the situation is,we will definitely have the fund transfered in less than 5 days.

The International Remittance Control certificate is the last document needed for you to instruct the Bank on transfer to your account.You can call me on my direct line if you are having problems.

I have a tight schedule, and as such,would have the fund sent through Western Union Money transfer in the name of my P.A information shown below:

Name: Chigozie Miracle
Address: No. 284-2, Persiaran Pegaga
Taman Bayu Perdana Klang
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

As soon as you send this, furnish me with all neccessary information.

Best Regards,


[Bank statement from him to me. Quite convincing, this one. First time I have seen the amount written down with an odd number of dollars, and cents too.]
Harry Fadgina
21 July 2008

Brother Peter

What news of the transaction?

Harry 008
Voo Petter
PINK OBOE

22 July 2008

Hello,

Hope you receive my last email and the documents I attached,now for the bank to set for the transfer is remaining only one document and that document cost $2,500 dollars i emailed you since Friday is now am hearing from you asking me what news of the transaction.

Like i instrusted you on my last email that you will be the one to assists me get the last document as you can see i have sent all my money in those document I forward to you,now the bank are waiting to see the last document before they will contact you and ask where and how you want your fund transferred to you.

Am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible and also i want you to send the money through my P.A information i send to you in my last email please do that and get back to me immediately we are at the pinnacle of our success in this transaction.

Best Regards,
Voo Petter Esq.
Harry Fadgina
22 July 2008

Peter

I am surprised that you haven't paid this fee yourself. $2500 is a drop in the ocean for a barrister - you guys get paid a fortune. I thought you were going to ask Foo Cheng for a loan?

Anyway, I do not want to waste any more time so I will make a payment for you. Is $2500 going to be enough? Should I add a bit extra on to cover any more unforeseen expenses as I don't want any more delay?

Let me have your bank account details and I will arrange for the funds to be transferred between banks this afternoon.

Yours sincerely
Harry Fadgina 008
Voo Petter
PINK OBOE

22 July 2008

Hello,

Send the money through western union with my P.A information below.

Name: Chigozie Miracle
Address: No. 284-2, Persiaran Pegaga
Taman Bayu Perdana Klang
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

As soon as you do that furnish me with all the informatiom waiting to hear from you soon.

Thanks,
Barr.Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina
22 July 2008

Pete

What's this western union? Is that the name of your bank? In which case let me have the account number and the sort code so I can transfer it today. I have the money in my account ready to go. Shall I send $3000 just to be on the safe side?

Western union is a bank I never heard of. Sounds more like a railroad company.

Best Regards
Harry Fadgina 008
Voo Petter
PINK OBOE

22 July 2008

Harry,

Don't you know western union money transfer the easiest and fastest way to receive money just go to any bank and tell them you want to send western union.

Do that immediately and get back to me and secondly i don't know the kinds of phone number you provided i have called several not available.

I will not have access to Internet till tomorrow morning call me as soon as you see this mail is very urgent and important.

Thanks,
Barr. Voo Petter.
Harry Fadgina
22 July 2008

Pete

No, never heard of western union. I just looked it up on the internet and now I understand. It looks like they charge quite a large fee, so it's cheaper for me to transfer this from my own bank account to yours. Just let me have the details and I'll do it this afternoon. the bank closes at 5pm (in 40 minutes) so please get back to me URGENTLY.

Alternatively, if you can't get back to me until late tomorrow, I'll ask my legal advisor Arbuthnot Nonce QC to organise the payment on my behalf.

Shall I send the full $3000 or just $2500? Regards
Harry
Voo Petter
22 July 2008

Is very smiple go to that your bank and send the western union and the money is $2500
With the name i provided for you to send the name.
Harry Fadgina
22 July 2008

Brother Pete

The bank is closed now. Is there anywhere else that does western united?

I have a couple of thousand in used Euros in a mattress upstairs, and I can make the rest up in Zlotys, stick it in a bag and get it in the post tonight. Shall I post it to the Persiana Pegaga address?

I await your urgent response.

Regards
Harry
Harry Fadgina
22 July 2008

Bro Pete

I want to get this sorted tonight if possible. Call me, my number is 00 **** *** ****, I have checked it and it is working fine.

Call me straight away, if it goes on to voicemail the say the codeword "PINK OBOE" three (3) times and I will pick up (I have to be careful and screen my calls for security).

Yours
Harry 008
Harry Fadgina
23 July 2008

Peter

Are you serious about this deal? Do you want my help or not?

You haven't telephoned me.

Please contact me by phone so that we can discuss how to transfer this $2500 I have for you TODAY. 00 **** *** ****. Thanks
Harry Fadgina 008
Voo Petter
PINK OBOE

23 July 2008

I can see you are making fun out of me,first you give me a london number that is not existing now you are giving me a fax number.Listen to me if you know you are not going to send the money just let me know is very simple.
What are we discussing when you are giving fake numbers to contact you am even affaid if you say you are the person you claiming to be call me on the number i provide for you am available.
Go to any of the bank and send western union with the information i give to you.
Harry Fadgina
23 July 2008

Peter

What are you talking about? I DID NOT give you a London number. I am in Seattle, USA. You plonker. If you can't ring a simple telephone number correctly then I have grave doubts as to your abilities as a barrister and your ability to carry out this deal properly.

The number is there - it is very clear and so simple any idiot could do it, but no - you try to call London!

Stop wasting my time and call me in Seattle now. 00 1206 *** ****. Give the code word three times and I will pick up. Do you want this damned money or not?

Harry
PINK OBOE

Harry Fadgina
24 July 2008

Pete

I think you're the one who is not serious about this deal.

I went to the bank - they don't do Western United but they do MoneyGram, and the manager tells me there is a service to Kuala Lumpur. I have arranged for $2500 to be sent today and have attached a copy of the receipt with all the details you need.

Let me know the instant you have picked up the cash.

Harry 008


[Bogus MoneyGram receipt from me, with rubber stamp conveniently placed over the reference number.]
Voo Petter
PINK OBOE

25 July 2008

Send me the refference number yourself look it very well and tell me what is the refference number am waiting to hear from you soon.
Harry Fadgina
25 July 2008

Pete

I sent you a scan of the receipt. The reference number is on that, you spanner. Are you trying to break the world record for incompetency?

Harry
Voo Petter
25 July 2008

You are very funny very simple you said u have send the money give me the refference number, the copy were the refference number is stamp .

Please am not joking with you.
Harry Fadgina
25 July 2008

Peter

I'm not trying to be funny, you muppet. I don't have the original receipt with me as I'm now at work. Get off your incompetent lazy backside and get to the bank office to claim this money and get the deal moving pronto.

If you don't want my help then fine. If you haven't picked up the money by this evening then I will reverse the transfer.

Stop messing me about.

Harry
Harry Fadgina
26 July 2008

Peter

Have you picked up the money yet?

You have not had the decency to contact me so I will cancel the transaction at 5pm this afternoon.

Harry
Harry Fadgina
28 July 2008

Peter

I have been in touch with the MoneyGram people and they say no one claimed the payment. I have therefore cancelled it.

Are you serious about this deal? I am losing money thanks to you.

Harry
Harry Fadgina
30 July 2008

Why haven't you been back to me Pete? Are you trying to cheat me?

Harry
Voo Petter
30 July 2008

Listen to me very well if you don't want to assist me tell me very simple you said you send money why you know that there is nothing there.
You send to me Scan copy were there is no reference number you said you send money without no reference number if you want to continue this transaction open up your mind for me.We are like partners, like brothers, let do something with one mind.

Go to western union am so surprise that you are telling me that you dont know what is western union go to any bank now and send the money for us to get the last document the bank is waiting for them to set for the transfer.

Thanks.
Harry Fadgina
01 August 2008

Dear Pete

I finally found someone who does this Western Union thing. Our local corner shop, Apu's Kwik-E-Mart, does it and has transferred the money this morning. Who is the Chigoze Miracle guy? Has he signed the Loyal Oath?

Anyhow, let me know when you've picked up the money as I want this deal to succeeed my brother.

Here is a copy of the receipt for you.

All best wishes,
Harry Fadgina



[Bogus W U receipt from me. Note the accidentally on purpose blurring of the reference number.]
Voo Petter
01 August 2008

Dear Harry,

Please send me the control number,why are you finding it difficult to do just that.
Harry Fadgina
01 August 2008

Pete

Aren't Barristers meant to be smart??? Do you have a short attention span?

The number is on the receipt, you numbskull. Do you want me to send it again??

Harry
Voo Petter
01 August 2008

You are a fool is not the original receipt of western union send me the control number that that ok.
Harry Fadgina
01 August 2008

How dare you call me a fool, you fool! The control number is 7032360021.

Get back to me immediately.

Harry
Voo Petter
02 August 2008

W0131 We do not have an order with the provided information. Please verify your information and click Check Status
Harry Fadgina
03 August 2008

Try 7032360821
Voo Petter
04 August 2008

i should try please stop contacting i going to change the sworn affidavit you are not intrested!
Harry Fadgina
04 August 2008

Dear Voo Petter, or whatever your real Mugu name is...

Just exactly how stupid do you think I am? Of course I haven't sent you money via Western Union, because you are a low-life, scum-sucking, half-witted, 419 advance fee fraudster (and not a particularly good one at that!).

I am very pleased to have wasted your time for so long. Thanks for signing those fake Oaths - they gave me and my friends hours of fun laughing at you and how stupid you are! MUGU!!!

Also, I have logged your IP address and passed it on to the authorities, so I hope that you get what's coming to you real soon.

Oh, and in case you were wondering... PINK OBOE is another word for what you are. A prize prick.

Regards
"Harry"

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