B.USMAN'S HOLIDAY

updated september 8 2007

Led by Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE, the Foreign Office staff gather nightly at Annie's Bar to trade stories and down custard liqueurs. And their outreach efforts continue to bear fruit. Here they are joined by Captain Sir George Mainwaring, last seen in YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW, and Sgt. R. Aynaz, U.S. Army - yet another alter ego who periodically escapes the corral of Raynaz's imagination.

Good Guys
Captain Sir George Mainwaring, Local Defence Volunteers, Walmington-on-Sea
Lady Agatha Bristol, Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office
Mikhail Stroganov, Special Agent, Foreign Office
Sergeant R. Aynaz, United States Army, matrixed to the Foreign Office

The Lads
Bashiru Usman - First-Tier Lad, addressed as Mr Busman or Mr Buttman depending on who is mailing him (bashiru_21usman@hotmail.fr, bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr, bashiru_usman09@hotmail.fr)
Rose Floysia - Banker Lad, signing for the equally imaginary Karim Kofi


Bashiru Usman
Sent: Monday, 16 April, 2007
Subject: CONFIDENTIAL AFFAIR

FROM THE DESK OF BASHIRU USMAN
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA.(B O A)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.

Dear friend,

Compliments,

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA.

I am writting to seek your coperation over this business deal.

In my department, I discovered an abandoned sum of$30million USD(THIRTYmillion US dollars)only , in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that took place in Kenya,East Africa,the Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY,a citizen of Atlanta,United States of America but naturalised in Burkina faso,West Africa and contractor with ECOWAS,(ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES) .

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because it cannot be released unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately , all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to makethis businness proposal to you and release the money to you via your foreign bank account as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and this money Could go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remainedunclamed after four years, the money will betransfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.The request for your assistance and maximum co-operation as a foreign citizen to stand as the next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

40 % of this money will be for you as my foreign partner, inrespect to the provision of a foreign account. 10 %will be set aside for expences incured during the business and 50 % would be for me.There after I will come over to your country for disbursement accoding to the percentages indicated.

Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as the relation or next of kin to the deceased,indicating your claims and wherein the money will be remitted ..

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of application which you will fill and submit to the office of the foreign remittance director of the bank of africa. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is stricly confidential and i will use my position in this Bank to effect a hitch free transfer of the fund.

You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.

Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Your's faithfully,
BASHIRU USMAN. FROM THE DESK OF BASHIRU USMAN
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA.(B O A)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.

Compliments,

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA.

I am writting to seek your coperation over this business deal...

[so good he sent it twice]

[It's a typical Dead Bank Customer letter. But you knew that.]

Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2007

FROM THE DESK OF CAPTAIN SIR GEORGE MAINWARING
BFPO 30

DEAR MR USMAN,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR LETTER. HOW FORTUNATE YOU ARE TO HAVE DISCOVERED THIS MONEY AND I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST. WHY YOU FELT THE NEED TO TELL A COMPLETE STRANGER THOUGH I DONT KNOW. I WILL NOT FAIL TO INFORM YOU IT DID GIVE ME SOME PLEASURE AS IM SURE YOU CAN IMAGINE, LIFE IN IRAQ ISNT MUCH FUN

BLESSED TO THE HODGES

CAPT. SIR G Mainwaring

[and then nothing.....until I get a different one]

Bashiru Usman
Subject: WITH DUE RESPECT.
Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2007

CREDIT OFFICER
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING DEPT,
BANK OF AFRICA,
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO
DEAR FRIEND,
FIRST,I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION;THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET.THOUGH I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WILL MAKE ANY ONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED,BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY.I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DUE TO THE URGENCY OF THIS TRANSACTION,AS I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED OF YOUR DISCRETNESS AND ABILITY IN TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE. LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY TO YOU.
I AM MR BASHIRU USMAN CREDIT OFFICER WITH THE BANK OF AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I CAME TO KNOW YOU IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION,WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.
THE PROPOSITION: A FOREIGNER AN AMERICAN ,LATE DR GEORGE BRUMLEY, CONTRACTOR WITH THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF AVIATION BURKINA FASO,UNTIL HIS DEATH IN KENYA AIR BUS (A310-300) FLIGHT KQ430,BANKED WIH US AT BANK of AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO AND HAD A CLOSING BALANCE AS AT THE END OF JANUARY,2000 WORTH USD 15.200,000.00(FIFTEEN MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLAR), THE BANK NOW EXPECTS A NEXT OF KIN AS BENEFICIARY.VALUABLE EFFORTS ARE BEING MADE BY THE BANK OF AFRICA HERE IN BURKINA FASO TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ANY OF THE BRUMLEY'S FAMILY OR RELATIVES BUT TO NO SUCCESS.IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PERCEIVED POSSIBILITY OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LOCATE ANY OF LATE DR GEORGE BRUMLEY'S NEXT OF KIN(HE HAD NO WIFE OR CHILDREN THAT IS KNOWN TO US).THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND MEMBERS OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS,THAT ARRANGEMENT HAS BEEN MADE FOR THE FUND TO BE DECLEARED "UNCLAINMED" AND SUBSEQUENTLY BE DONATED TO THE TRUST FUND FOR ARMS AND AMMUNITION TO FURTHER ENHANCE THE COURSE OF WAR IN AFRICA AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL. IN ORDER TO AVERT THIS NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT, I NOW SEEK YOUR PERMISSION TO HAVE YOU STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO LATE DR GEORGE BRUMLEY SO THAT THE FUND USD 15.2 MILLION WILL BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE NEXT OF KIN. ALL DOCUMENTS AND PROOFS TO ENABLE YOU GET THIS FUND WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED OUT.
I HAVE SECURED FROM THE PROBATE AN ORDER OF MADAMUS TO LOCATE ANY OF DECEASED BENEFICIARIES,AND MORE SO I AM ASSURING YOU THAT THIS BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE INVOLVEMENT.YOUR SHARE STAYS WHILE THE REST BE FOR MYSELF FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES. ACCORDING TO AGGREMENT WITHIN BOTH PARTIES AS SOON AS WE RECIEVE AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE IN ACCEPTANCE OF OUR MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL,I WOULD FURNISH YOU WITH THE NECCESSARY MODALITIES AND DISBURSEMENT RATIO TO SUITE BOTH PARTIES WITHOUT ANY CONFLICT.
IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE BY YOU DO NOT MAKE UNDUE ADVANTAGE OF THE TRUST I HAVE BESTOWED IN YOU AND YOUR COMPANY,THEN KINDLY GET TO ME IMMEDIATELY VIA MY EMAIL,PLEASE FURNISH ME WITH YOUR MOST CONFIDENTIAL TELEPHONE,FAX NUMBERS SO THAT I CAN USE THIS INFORMATION TO APPLY FOR THE RELEASE AND SUBSEQUENT TRANSFER OF THE FUND IN YOUR FAVOUR. SEE THE WEBSITE OF THE PLANE CRASH
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CORPORATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR BASHIRU USMAN.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2007

Are you related to Ali Usman
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.146.136] <--- Onatel, Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2007
From: bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>
Subject: PLEASE URGENT OK

my dear brother
yes ali usma is my brother he told me abaut you he said that he has send you an email but you did not respond,listen my brother,
I received your mail and thanks for your urgent responds as well as your interest to champoin this transaction. As i made you to know that i have perfected this transaction to be concluded succesfuly before contacting you and i still promised to be given you every developmental information which you will use to back up your cliam from the bank hence you will follow every of my instructions to avoid any mistake. Listen this amount in question belong to one our deceased customer,who died in a plane crash with his family and since then noboday has come to the bank as the releative or next of kin for the cliaming, but when i saw the opportunity,i followed it up immediately for the betterment of my family, as i am ordinary a civil servant with a little salary,and also a familied man with kids so i want to use thisgolden oppurtunity to set up a future investment for my children so that they wouldn't suffer like me. Listen all I need from you, is your full cooperation and assiatnt, and promise me that you will not betray me after this fund is been transaferred into your account, as this is my only hope and oppurtunity since my years with this bank, and I will not afford to loose it.

as soon as I receive your positive response to this mail, i will then send to you the text of application which you will use to apply to my bank as the next of kin to the deceased customer, so that this fund will be released on your favour. i am a simple banker whose credibility is still intact and with my maturity and understanding , I promise to give the best co-operation.
Waiting for your urgent reply
Thanks and God bless
bashiru usman

N/B Pls dont forget to send me your age, occupation and a copy of your passport photograpg, as soon as i receive it, I will then send you the text of application.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2007

Mr Busman

Before I can release any of this information to you, You will need to complete this simple document which allows me to release that information to you. I am currently working "in the field" and need to cover myself before I reveal any more to you

Cap

Enclosed Undercover Agent Communication Clearance document
Bashiru Usman
From bashiru usman Fri Jun 15 2007
Received: from [196.28.241.216]

dear cap
please can you let me to understand what you meen by covering you up or you send me you phone number sothat will solt things ourt ok.
thanks
usman
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Sun, 17 Jun 2007

hello my dear
cap,how are you today,i need to here from you ok, because i dont know wthat is your mind so i want to so that ican know the decision to take,
waiting for your urgent email.
bashiru usman
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Sun, 1 Jul 2007
Subject: why have you not get bark to me?

Dear cap
How are you today hope all is well?because since i roat to you, you have not respond to my email boat what you ask me wichi i try to understand then i roat to you for you to put me klear and since then i have not here from you,so i want to understand will you proceed with me,or you can send me your phone number or if you mant me to send my own i will ok,
Waiting to here from you this is very urgent.
Bashiru usman

[whatever it is he is smoking... I WANT SOME]

Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Mon, 2 Jul 2007

Look here Mr Busman. I am waiting for the form I sent you to be returned completed. Until it is, I am unable to continue any modalities with you

Cap.
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007

Sorry for not being able to responed to you all this while as that was due to my absence in office to our annex office for an urgent duty which i have to discharge.

Meanwhile my dear i wasnt able to download the attachement that you said i should fill before we can proceed so please bear with me and resend a copy of that so as fo us to ba fast about this as the bank management is really willing to release this fund out to any foreigner that applys for the release with the full detail information about the deceased man which i will send to you once the bank demands them.

Be fast and make you have this transaction confidential to avoid jeopardizing my job here in the bank andmay end me up in jail please be very carefull.

Regards to your family.

A call will be appriciated from you once you receive this mail.+226 76 28 31 94

Mr U.sman

[notice he has changed his name slightly]

Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007
To: bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>
Cc: Lady Agatha Bristol, Agent Mikhail Stroganov, Sgt. R. Aynaz

My Dear Mr Busman

I once again enclose the document for you. Please remember that if we are to continue in these modalities that you are to include my colleagues and confidents in this matter so that we can ensure a speedy completion and ensure that you get whats coming to you

Captain M.
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [193.220.48.130] <-- ALINK Telecom Burkina Faso
Date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007

Subject: Agrrement form from Mr Usman and call me once you receive it for more informations +226 76 28 31 94

Dear Captain.

Thanks for the renclosement of the document form that you earlier sent to me and please i will like to plead for one thing from you as the secret of the transaction is as well as the succes of it and you are aware of the fact that i am working here in the bank so any attemp of revealing my identity to the bank managment will definitley land me in jail so i beleive you can see the reason of telling you earlier one to make sure that no third party will be involved in this transaction.

So please before involving any of your confidant in this transaction i will like you to be very carefull about whom ever it is so as not to jeopardize all my effort so far in making this fund as i have spent alot of money just to see that all the informations about the deceased customer will be secured so that whenever the bank needs it from you for clarification of the fact the you are turely the real next of kin i will then send them to you but on no account should you let them to know that i am involved in this transaction.

Once you receive this form i will also like you to forward the informations that i demanded from you so as for me to send you the text of application which you will use and apply in the bank for the release of this fund as the next of kin.

Try and be fast about this so as for us to succed in getting this fund to avoid the bank transferring the fund into their own account as that is a rule governing such funds that have been dormant without nobody coming for the claim.

Regards to your family.
Mr Usman.

[He very kindly completes my document - Enclosed]


Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007
To: bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr
Cc: Lady Agatha Bristol, Mikhail Stroganov, Sgt. R. Aynaz

Dear Mr Busman

I thank you for completing this document. I have copied this to my estemed colleagues. I can assure you that they are my closest friends and you are 100% risk free in including them in your mails. Their only concern is my safety and this document means that I can now send you the information you require.
Unfortunately my system was broken into by an agent of SPECTRE and I do not have your original request. If you can possibly send it again old chap that would be great. Please be assured that you can safely include everyone in your messages as they will greatly increase the speed that we can complete this transaction. They have my 100% trust and support and you should trust them too. I trust them with my life and they will be able to take over where I am unavailable.

Lets really get this moving and I demand you send the original request so it can be completed

Yours in hiding

Capt. Sir George Mainwaring
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007
Subject: Get back to me with the needed informations and try your best to ive me a call once you send those informations to me.

Dear Mr. George
Once again I thank you very much for your kind response over my proposal to you.

I also will want this to be very secret between you and your friend for security purposes most especially on my side a an insider here in h bank.

I will also like to make this clear to you once again that the reason for a foreign partner in this transaction arose because the deceased is a foreigner, and in accordance with the bank stipulated procedure, only a foreign partner can stand for the claim.

Please you and your trustworthy friend must ensure that you will help me to actualise the transaction in accordance with the banking policy and the international monetary law as have already mapped out my desire on your side a my partner.

Understand that you and myself, are to work as one team to inherit this fund as there is every need that we round up within the shortest period of time, hence I am your insider in the bank as the transaction commence. I advise you to feel free with me for all is going to be well with us. I will visit your country for my share and investment, once the transfer is accorded to your account you shall provide.

This funds has absolutely nothing to do with any kind of antiterrorism, or its related.dont feel apprehensive, as every thing is o.k. will visit you in your country for my share and further investments, once the bank have transferred the funds to your account.
Since his death, this account has been dormant and no body has applied to our bank for the release of this money to him or her as the next of kin.

Your role is to act as the bona fide next of kin by filling the application form which i will send to you once i receive your email as to your willingness to accomplish this deal with me and you will fill it with your banking details and apply to our bank for the claim, while you shall be feeding me back with all your correspondence with our bank for guidiance.listen, we are here as our brother's keeper to ensure this funds into your account, so should in case any expenses comes up, me and you will chatter for it and settle when the funds have been transferred to your account when i come over to your country if only you are sure that you will not betray me.

There is no doubt about your eligibility as the legal next of kin to our deceased customer and owner of the account number NO.ADB4934109 with the following reasons:

(1.)Before the death of our deceased customer, his true next of kin was not indicated to the board of directors of the bank because of the top secrecy and confidentiality of the business which our late customer transacted with the various governments in West Africa ..

(2.)Owning to his failure to indicate his next of kin to the officials of the bank, it is therefore impossible for the board of directors of the bank to verify the next of kin ..

(3.)The deceased late MR. RAYMOND BECK did not have any relationships with our bank, he was only a customer to our bank. So there is no trace either now or in future.

(4.)And for the above reasons, the managements of the bank authorised me officially as the auditor manager of the bank to verify the next of kin to our deceased customer. Therefore, the bank will always abide by my official directions through the official authorisation bestowed on me. And for this reasons you have nothing to fear as your interest and identity will be legally protected.

Remember that 30% of this fund has being declared for you for the account you will provide,10% will reimburse any of our incurred expenses in course of transferring of this fund into your account. So in this view it is necessary you give me every communication you recieve from the bank for guidance and also send to me the bellow information's for a better knowledge of whom you are before proceeding to the application form ..

Your Age...............
Your Occupation...........
Marital Status................

A copy of your passport picture together with your c v.
And your private telephone line for easy communication.

I shall be glad to hear from you together with the above information's.

Thanks.
Mr Usman.+226 76 28 31 94.

[Scamoramans will note that the late Mr. Brumley has undergone a name change. But no matter.]

Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2007
To: bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>
Cc: Lady Agatha Bristol, Mikhail Stroganov

My Dear Mr Busman

You really MUST copy my colleagues in on these mails. They are completely trustworthy and you should trust them too. There are all sorts of things which are required to go through them to allow us to complete these modalities.

So My information

Your Age............... 39
Your Occupation........... British Agent
Marital Status................ Single

A copy of your passport picture together with your c v.

And your private telephone line for easy communication. As I am undercover, I never know where Ill be so dont have a direct phone for you to be able to contact me. My Mobile number is +447005803928. This will route via the UK calling centre and onto me regardless of where I am.

Please ensure that you copy my colleagues in. It will greatly speed up the modalities and you can be assured they are 100% risk free.

Kind regards

Capt. Sir G Mainwaring
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2007
Subject: To Cpt Mainwaring 09 07 07
To: Captain Mainwaring, bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>

Dear George,

This Mr Buttman is not copying in his replies to us.
We would hate to see these modalities bottom out.
Can you please have a quick word?

A
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2007
To: Lady Agatha Bristol, bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>

My Dearest Agatha

I have tried to explain to Mr Busman that he needs to keep you informed so that we can expedite these modalities as fast as possible. I hope he will remember
I hope I find your custard boiling

As always

G
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Mon, 9 Jul 2007

To: Captain Mainwaring, bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>

My dear George,

Quite.

But these modaliteis must be 100% legal and risk-free.
Have you *any* proof of Mr. Buttman's credentials, George?
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007
Subject: The text of application fill it carefully and send a copy to the bank and also forward a copy to me for mor advice.

Dear Mr Gorge
My dear am ready to do the transaction with you as I have decided earlier because You sound so trust worthy. i will do the deal with you. in less than one week, this fund will hit your account, then I and my entire family will come over to your country for the normal disbursement as discussed earlier on. Mind you, the transaction is 100% risk free and legal. Because I took my time and money, in making sure that a solid arrangement of receiving the fund successfully is guaranteed.

am sending the text of application form to you fill it out correctly and forward to the bank address and keep praying about this so that we will achieve success.
Below is the text of application and the banks contacts:

boa-paymentbank-bf@myway.com ). As soon as you apply, inform me so that i can be monitoring the transaction as an insider and also as your partner in this transaction. as long as you are following my intrusions and directives, this money is already ours. plesae my dear when sending the application form to the bank do not let the bank management to know that i am the one that contact you in this transaction so that the bank will not notice anything till the fund will be transfer into your bank account.

open the attacched file and view the text of application.

Thanks and waiting to hear from you once you send the application form to the bank.

Mr Bashiru Usman. Private line +226 76 28 31 94

[Didnt spell my name correctly... but as none of us are spelling his correctly I let it go and see what happens]

Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007
Subject: My regards to your partner.
To: Captain Mainwaring, Lady Agatha Bristol

Regarding to the mail that i received from your colleaque this morning i wish to inform her that this transaction is 100% risk free as i took out my time and money as an insider here in the bank to make sure that all necessary arragnment as to the grantee of receiving this fund saftley into your account will be sure.

am also forwarding a copy of this mail to her and try to inform her about the text of application but please the most important thing about this is that i mapped out 30% out of this fund for you and 10% out of this fund for all expenses that may come up while 60% of this fun d will be for me and my family of which i will come over to your country for investment project once you comfirm this fund into your bank account.

so please try and inform your partner about my decision in the way of sharing this fund as i dont want anything that will bring misunderstanding between us when you receive this fund into your bank account.

i have also forwarded the text of application to you fill it out correctly and forward to the bank address and keep praying about this so that we will achieve success.

My regards to your family.

Mr Usman.
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007
To: bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>, Captain Mainwaring

My dear Mr. Buttman,

Thank you for your e-mail.
It is a pleasure to hear from you.

This talk of percentages and texts of application is all very well; but - and please forgive me for asking, George, as I know how painstaking you are in matters of detail - where is the proof of this transaction?
Sgt. R. Aynaz
Good evening, Captain!

This is a copy of the "nudge" I sent to BUsman. As you see, I am also copying to Agent Stroganov.

Let's see if we are able to kick some life into this slaggard.

Best to you,

Sgt. R. Aynaz
RAY-One Security Svcs

P.S. I figure I'd better "toughen up", as befits my promotion. I DO hope I can be a Master Sgt(ret), at least.
Busman,

Mainwaring has informed us that you have ignored his directive to copy our Security service, as well as other entities that he has been courteous enough to provide e-mail addresses. This cannot continue.

My office, as well as the Special Ops office, headed by one Mikhail Stroganov, MUST be kept informed of all the details of your transaction with Mainwaring. This is absolutely the only way that your deal can be successful. I'm sure you understand.

Simply copy whatever mail you send Mainwaring, to this office. Stroganov will provide you with his secure contact very soon.

Is this clear to you? Reply please.

Sergeant R. Aynaz,
RAY-One Security Services, INC..
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [193.220.48.130]
Date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007
Subject: Am not happy at all in the way you are taking this transaction get back to me urgently and inform me about the development of thing between you and the bank.

Hello Mr George I don't really understand why you cannot take simple instructions from me nor did you want my bank to know about my involvement in this transaction.

Listen if my bank should in any way notice about my involvement in this transaction I will definitely rust in jail as to the rules governing our bank, listen am taking this risk because I am 100% sure that with the deceased customers information's that I have secured that the bank will surely release this fund to you as the real next of kin to this fund so please I am not happy at all about the way that you are broadcasting this transaction that ought to be kept secret for my security here in the bank.

Why I am saying all this is because I receive an email from one Mr Aynaz who claimed to be a sergeant and I don't really understand what is going on.

Listen let me know if you have forwarded the text of application that I sent to you to the bank as I only need a foreigner who will apply to the bank as the real next of kin as the bank cannot transfer this fund to any non foreigner who will come for the claim of this fund because the fund belongs to a foreigner and we can only get this fund released into the account number of a foreigner who will apply for the claim as the bank did not know the true next of kin to this fund owning to the deceased customer failure to indicate his next of kin to our management before his death.

If in case that you cannot do this without the assistance of your colleagues then in a short and confidential way explain to them about all this as you are in a better position to do that owning to all my explanations to you so far and please on no account should you tell the bank while sending the application form that I am involved in a way in this transaction.

Should in case you or any of your colleagues needs more information from me he or she should go ahead and give me a call on +226 76 28 31 94 for more clarification.

Waiting for your urgent reply together with a copy of the application form once you receive this mail.

Mr B. Usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Now look here Mr Busman.... YOU are the one who CANNOT FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS! I have and so have my colleagues, continued to ask you to make sure that you include all of us in your replies so that we can speed up the modalities in this transaction yet YOU HAVE FAILED TO DO SO. Its very simple. I am not always around to be able to respond to your mails and so my colleagues will do so on my behalf. You are in a hurry to complete this 100% risk free transaction and therefore I have tried to make it simple for YOU by allowing my most trusted friends to assist. By allowing MY COLLEAGUES to assist in no way can allow your bank to notice this.... you are mailing me and adding extra email addresses to the mail makes no difference. You are not using your banks email address and so why does it matter who is on the mail. Get a backbone for goodness sake man!

Sgt R Aynaz looks after security for me and is one of my most trusted advisors. In my business you need them.
Lady Agatha deals with all diplomatic issues and generally looks after my well being

I enclose your bank document as you request.
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [193.220.48.130]
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007
Subject: Send the application and call me

Thanks a lot for your mail and assurance as to the issue of my security in this transaction here in the bank you must understand my fears as a worker here in the bank i am not supposed to include myself in such deal both a see this as a special opportunity sent from God so my dear i dont think i can afford to miss this opportunity, also please understand that my reason of trying to avoid any third party in this business deal is because human being are very wicked jeously and greedy, now tell me if some one will sit and watch receive such amount of money into your account not his or her account without seeking for a way of implicating you or i just for the sake of money,understand that it may ignite jeously whereby making thing difficult for us from the kind of advice that he or she may give to you.

Listen my dear i am pleading with you for goodness sake i have spent alot in this transaction most expecially in getting the necessary informations that the bank may use and approve you as the real next of kin to the fund i can assure you of that as that was my first priority knowing fully well that once the bank receive those informations in our management they will process the approval of this fund into your account as the person with the full details information about our deceased customer.

I received the text of application that you filled out eveything was ok but please let me know why the informations that you sent to me said 39 years of old why in the text of application you wrote 62 years please i need you to be honest with me after receiving the text of application i went straight to the foriegn dept department where the application will be forwarded to but i releaized that you have not sent the text of application to the bank so please send it now to the bank and call me so that i will move staright to the foriegn dept department so as to put your application first in the list of fund to be lifted out as that is the most advantage that we have as i am an insider here in the bank beleive me we will acheive our desired aim before 11 banking days as i will be feeding you with all developmental information that will be necessary in the release of this fund into your account.

Waiting to hear from you once you send the application please try to call me so that i will move to the departement involved.

Regards to your colleaque.

Mr B Usman.+226 76 28 31 94
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [193.220.48.130]
Date: Thu, 12 Jul 2007
Subject: Sorry for my choice of words as you can understand my predicaments in this business.

I also received an email from Mr Aynaz and please i do apologize for my choice of words as i am doing all this for my own security here in the bank as an insider due to the nature in human being as some people among us will be jealously about such an opportunity and that is why i wanted to keep this secret till this fund be transferred into your account which will also be my happiest day all my life as all my life and hope depends on this fund now.

Mr Aynaz I am very sorry about any embarrassment that my email cause you but please i will also like you to promise me that you will keep this as a top secret as I can assure you of the 100risk free of this transaction having only me as the problem due to my involvement as a staff here in the bank.

Get in touch with the rest of your colleagues as I will really appreciate all their effort once i receive this fund into your colleagues bank account number.

Thanks and remain blessed.

Mr B Usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007
To: bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>
Bcc: Lady Agatha Bristol, Mikhail Stroganov, Sgt. R. Aynaz

My Dear Mr Busman

My line of work unfortunately does have the side effect in that I find it hard to put actual personal details down, having completed so many documents falsely in my line of work (you cant get multiple passports without a slight stretching of the truth). I will forward this onto the bank but how did you know that I had omitted to send it on to the bank? Dont Panic, as Jones would say.

I will send it now

Kind regards

Cpt Sir G Mainwaring.
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [193.220.48.130]
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007
From: bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>
Subject: Thanks for your information and call me once you apply to the bank.

Good day to you Captain George.

First of all I have to plead with you to ever be sincere with me in any thing regarding to this transaction so as to avoid any kind of mistake from my own side here in the bank as this fund is all my hope and life now and I can never afford to miss this please .

And as a matter of fact I want to you understand that I am your partner in this transaction and also being an insider here in the bank, I will always feed you with any important development from the bank,

And coming to your doubt ,listen I understood that you have not yet forwarded the application form as I will went straight to the foreign dept department where your application will be tender for verification I went straight to there department when I received the already filled application form from you and after going through copies of the application forms there I realised that you application form was not there and I have gone there to make sure that I set your form as one of the first among all so that the bank will start up the process with you as I really can wait to see the completion of this transaction within 11 banking days if only you will keep to all my instructions and directives.

So please understand that I am always here in the bank to monitor this transaction and make sure that everything goes on well as I will also be informing you with any development here in the bank but you will make sure that you don't respond to any kind of mail from any angle either from the bank or any other bank monitoring unit before responding to any such mails make sure that you contact me for advice please.

Once again I tried my possible best to reach you on your mobile line but it was impossible calling out from my country here to your country so please check that on your own side and if possible please do not hesitate to give me a call as I prefer we discuss more about this on telephone communication.

And please once you send the application make sure you keep checking your email so as not to delay in responding to the bank.

Waiting for your call please.

My regards to your family and your colleagues.

Yours partner .

Mr B Usman.+226 76 28 31 94
Mikhail Stroganov
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007

BUTTMAN

JUST GET ON WITH IT OR YOUR AMBASSADOR WILL HEAR OF THIS_DO YOU UNDERSTAND???

- S
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Fri, 13 Jul 2007

My Dear Mr Busman

The reason the bank dont have it is below

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

<boa-paymentbank-bf@myway.com>:
207.159.120.168 does not like recipient.
Remote host said: 550 5.1.1 <boa-paymentbank-bf@myway.com>: Recipient address rejected: User unknown
Giving up on 207.159.120.168.


If you can provide me with the correct address, I will be more than happy to try and send it again

Kind regards

George
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [193.220.48.130]
Date: Sat, 14 Jul 2007

Good day to you Captain George.

I must specify on one issue as I am in a dare need of hearing from you as made mention of this severally, so please do not fail to give me a call this time around once you send the application to the bank to enable me move straight to the foreign dept department so as to put your application form in a better position where you will be the first to be processed.

However I received the mail that you sent to me complaining about the address of the bank, notwithstanding it took me a little time before responding to you because immediately after going through the mail I went straight to the secretary of this bank to notify this issue about our present email address and I was very happy when I received our present email address from her, so please am very sorry for the inconvenience that this might have caused you in applying to the bank as the next of kin to this fund.

I am sending back to you our current bank email address as I got from our secretary this morning so please do not hesitate in forwarding the application form to the bank and do inform me once you do that as I will need to arrange your application form here in the bank so as to make it first among all as I am really planning the completion of this transaction 2 weeks time if you will keep to my instruction and directives.

Bellow is the bank email address and calls me once you apply to the bank.

wwboa_paymentbank_bf@myway.com

Thanks.
Mr Busman.+226 76 28 31 94.
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2007
Subject: Please am still waiting to hear from you as urgent.

Goodday to you Mr George.

I have searched my possible best to see if i can locate your application form here in the bank today but all was to no avail so please i need your fast response for me to know if you have sent the text of application to the bank or not

Let me know the reason of all this silence from you Mr George, listen the bank is making strong arrangement on how to logde this fund into their treasurley very soon if no body comes for the bank as the fund have lasted so long here in our bank,

Please my dear delay may be dangerous to us so please do inform me the situation of things now as the most important thing to me now is to see that you have applied for the fund so that the bank will know that the next relative to the fund have applied for it.

And make sure you inform me once you apply for more advice on what to do.

Regards to you and your colleaques.

Mr B Usman.
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Tue, 17 Jul 2007
Subject: Please am still waiting to hear from you as urgent.

Goodday to you Mr George.

I have searched my possible best... [repeats yesterday's email]

[that will be because I hadnt sent it... obviously!! DER!]

Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Wed, 18 Jul 2007
To: bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>

If you wont follow my instructions then yes, sometimes you will be left waiting. I am not always available but my collegues always know of my whereabouts and can continue these modalitites in my abscence. If you cant follow these simple instructions and copy them in on your mails as I have asked then Im sorry but you will have to just wait until I can reply. You really are becoming a bore on this. Do I need to get Agent Stroganov to come over and give you a good custarding! Pull yourself together and comply will you!

I have sent the application to the bank again and hope that you have given me the correct address this time.

Cpt Sir George
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2007
Subject: Thanks for informing me and call me once you hear from them please is important.
To: Capt. Sir George Mainwaring, Lady Agatha Bristol, Sgt. R. Aynaz

Good day to you Captain George.

Thanks for your mail this afternoon as I have been worried to know the development of thing between you and the bank management, I have also forwarded a copy of my last mail to your colleagues as you wished and I pray that he / she will not harm me in any way by informing the bank about my involvement in this, but I still need to point on one important issues which is about my security here in the bank as that have been my reason of avoiding them so far,

Understand as I have earlier told you that I am here in the bank and if the bank should have any idea about my involvement in this transaction believe me I will definitely rust in jail which I don't pray for owning to the condition of my family now.

Am also happy that you have sent the text of application to the bank management and I believe that it will definitely be the reason for an urgent board directors crucial meeting that have been announced this morning here in the bank.

So please once you receive any mail from the bank do not hesitate to inform for a better advice on what to do as I will also get back to you as to the reason for the meeting that was called up this morning here in the bank once the meeting is over.

Please I still need you to promise me that this will be a top secret between you and your colleagues till you receive this fund into your account after which I and my family will come over there in your country for the normal sharing and investment of this fund as I earlier stated and please do locate a nice investment as I V I P there where both of us can invest this money for a bright future of our families.

I will get back to you once the meeting is over as to the content so please do check your email and try your possible best to make sure that you keep my advice in this as your partner and also an insider here in the bank as we need to proceed fast alongside with the bank management.

My regards to you and your colleagues.

Mr B Usman.
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2007
Subject: Please listen carefull to this advice as it will help us alot.
To: Capt. Sir George Mainwaring, Sgt. R. Aynaz, Lady Agatha Bristol

Good Evenning Captain George ..

Greetings to you and your family how are you hope all is well with you. my dear and really happy about the content of the meeting that was held in the bank today as that was exactly for the purpose of your application form which was regarding to an overlasted fund of our deceased customer.

My dear from all indications here i the bank today they were really surprised to receive your application form as to the fund of Mr Raymond Beck as he did not indicate his next of kin to our bank before his death.

Please i will like you to be very very careful now,because regarding to the content of the meeting that was held today the oard directors of our bank have decided to set up a monotoring unit which will try all their possible best to verify your claim in so may ways for them to be sure that you are really the next of kin to this fund and from the meeting they have decied to do this in many ways such as forwarding to you both emails of business roposal such as to the one that i sent to you for them to see if you will succumb to that and in so doing will make them understand that you are up to something else.

So please incase you receive any call more expecially from Africa or emails simillar to the proposal that i sent to you DO NOT RESOND TO THEM PLEASE THEY ARE THE BANK MONOTORING UNIT, and understand that they can be sending you email or call in disguise to see if you will respond to them and in so doing will jeopardize all our effort so far in this transaction which i will never be happy to see a this is all my life and hope of my family now.

And most importantly i will advice you to forward to me any unnecessary business proposal or call that you receive from any one so that i wll advie you on what and how to follow them as i am ure that they are the banks monotoring unit owning to the view of the board directors of this bank today in the crucial meeting that was eld here in the bank.

Please be on aleart as i have earlier told you and once you receive any mail from the bank do not hesitate to infom me as am sure that they will get in contact with you by tommorow, my dear beleive me if you keep to all my instructions and advice succes will be ours in no distance time.

My reards to you and ur colleaqeus.
Mr B Usman.+226 76 28 31 94.
Mrs Rose Floysia
Subject: OFFICIAL ACKNOLEGEDEMENT LETTER TOGETHER WITH OUR QUESTIONNAIRE.
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
From: "FOREIGN DEPT PAYMENT CENTRE (BOA) <fdept-payment-centre@myway..com>

BANK OF AFRICA( B.O.A)
DATE/20/7/2007.
OFFICIAL ACKNOLEGEDEMENT LETTER.
From The Desk Of Dr Karim Kofi.
Director Foreign Payment Department
BANL OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
International Payment Office.
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso
West Africa.
Date Issued: 20/7/2007.
Subject: OFFICIAL ACKNOLEGEDEMENT LETTER FROM BOA

Attention : Captain Sir George Mainwaring.

Sir ..
This is to bring to your notice that we are in receipt of the sudden application form of claim submitted to our bank on Thursday being the 19th day of July 2007 putting claims as the next of kin to our deceased customer Dr Raymond beck an American nationality holder of account no .ADB4934109, routing no; 91002211 with his balance with our bank amounting to 15.200 million us dollars.
Therefore your application has been forward to the appropriate body concerned for approval and you will be intimidated on the model of transfer into your nominated bank account.
Accept our sincere sympathy on the death of our deceased customer being your business associate. In view of the above the board directors of this bank have jointly attached our official questionnaire which you will fill and return back to this bank for onward verification and approval according.
Note / that you are given three (3) banking days to ACKNOLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF this message and comply with these directives so as to authentic your claim here in our management AND BE INFORMED THAT the instruction of the board directors of this bank says that we will not tolerate any atom of delay from any beneficiary whom it may concern.
ANTICIPATING YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE TO THIS BANK.
Congratulations...
Mrs Rose Floysia.
Secretary foreign dept payment centre.
Bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso .
BANK WITH US ALWAYS.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Fri, 20 Jul 2007

Dear Mr Busman

I have received a mail from the bank with an attachment like the form I have already completed...
what should I do with it?

Cpt G
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [193.220.48.130]
Date: Fri, 20 Jul 2007
Subject: Please forward the bank return mail to me so that i will advice you on what to do.

Good Evening Captain George.

My sincere greetings to you and your family joined together with your colleagues, how are you hope all is well.

I was very happy within me when I received your mail to hear that the bank has contacted you as to the application form that you forwarded to them.

Listen my dear this transaction have come to the extend that you need to be very careful as I told you in my last mail, understand that from now hence forth that the bank will be monitoring you in so many ways both in sending you proposal letter and calls in disguise as the monitoring unit that was setted up in the bank started their activities today as I can witness from all indication here in the bank today, so please do not respond to any strange email that you receive from any angle as they are the banks monitoring unit and responding to them will jeopardize all our effort so far in making this fund which I don't think that I will be alive to witness owning to what and how I have spent and suffered to gather information related to this fund and also please I still plead with you to have this transaction as a top secret till we receive this fund into your account as you are aware that the fund in question does not belong to us rather we are trying to grab this all seeking opportunity that God have schedule for the bright future of our families as I only believe that this is not the hand work of man rather it is divine as I have worked with this bank for so many years without achieving anything so I wont in any way miss this opportunity because of anything.

Coming to your mail please my dear I am sure that you have not yet responded to them, as I will like to have a look at the mail and the attachment that they sent to you so that I will advice you more on what to do and how to follow to avoid any kind of mistakes.

So please do forward every thing that you received from the bank to me so that I will carefully go through it and advice you more but please Captain George on no account should you let the bank to now that I am the one giving you all this information's about this fund as that will be of a great harm to me.

Waiting to hear from you urgently.

Mr B Usman.
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sat, 21 Jul 2007
Subject: To Mr Buttman 21 07 07

Dear Mr. Buttman,

We still have not seen any evidence of this transaction. Please forward it immediately!
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [193.220.48.130]
Date: Sat, 21 Jul 2007
Subject: Treat as urgent please.
To: Lady Agatha Bristol, Capt. Sir George Mainwaring, Sgt. R. Aynaz

My Greetings to you all.

If i may ask you please what order evidents did you need from me for goodness sake please my dear I do not want to have this transaction done with a double minded fellow as I don't want any thing that will make me miss this all seeking opportunity that have come across my way, and understand that this is not the best time to argue this issue as I am sure that the bank will be waiting to hear from your colleagues Captain George as he informed me that they contacted him with an attachment fill to be completed.

I have filled the form of agreement that you demanded from me and I am only withdrawing my bank id from you due to my own security here in the bank.

So please if you can assure me of keeping my id as a top secret then I will forward that to you and in that case I will also like you people to be fast in forwarding the mail that Captain George received from the bank management so that I will know exactly what they needed from him and also advice him on how to communicate with them next to avoid any kind of mistake in this transaction.

I have been waiting to hear from Mr George since morning as he made mention of the email that he received from the bank, I will also advice him to be fast in communication as the bank being an institution of its own may not tolerate much delay from us in this transaction.

Waiting to hear from you.

Thanks.

Mr B Usman.
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sun, 22 Jul 2007

Dear Mr Buttman,

Thank you for your note.

Please do refrain from this native dramatic behaviour. All we wish is that these modalities are smooth and risk-free.

Captain Mainwaring is a fine fellow; one of the very best. Indeed, his exploits at Kuzzdatdz are the stuff of legends.

However, whilst I have 100% confidence in him, I cannot yet say the same about you.

With this is in mind I have two suggestions:

i) Either you send me documentary evidence of your claims;

ii) Or you sign a Temporary Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty - after this, no more questions will need to be asked.

Please think about this, and reply when you can.

Yours

A
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Mon, 23 Jul 2007
My Dear Lady A

You are of course quite correct. I have been so excited about the modalities that I have neglected to follow the correct procedures.
I am pleased that my contrafibularities in the Kuzzdatdz are still remembered. I have fond memories of them myself.
I would suggest that the Temporary oath would be a fine solution to our problem and will speak to Mr Busman regarding this.

I hope I find your custard boiling

Best Wishes

G
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Mon, 23 Jul 2007

Excellent, old thing.

Do let me know if you need the text for it.

Are you going to the custard-racing in Bollockshire this weekend?

A
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Mon, 23 Jul 2007
Subject: CM 2307 - Modalities and Temporary Oath
To: bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>, Lady Agatha Bristol, Sgt. R. Aynaz



My Dear Mr Busman I think that, following Lady Agatha's comments that it would be easier for you to complete the Temporary Oath of Allegiance. That way you can satisfy our requirements and all the other problems will go away and we can continue these modalities unabated.
I shall get her to send you the form asap.

Lady A: Please can you send Mr Busman the TOoA for completion so that we can move forward. Yes, I hope to try and improve my Custard Racing time as the last outing in Arsewipeton was not one of my best showings as you may remember.

That skin is always the hardest part,

Best regards
Your Friend
George
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Mon, 23 Jul 2007

My dear Mr. Buttman,

Following George's instruction, we should like you to fill out a Temporary Oath of Allegiance to Her Mejesty Queen Elizabeth II.

This way we can expedite matters to ensure you get what's coming to you.

Please type the following text, add your photo and chant it aloud before scanning it all and e-mailing it to this Office.

If you have trouble reading it, ask your local warlord for assistance:

On this day....................I, Mr. Buttman, do solemnly swear by humble merkin and in all fey twiglets to assist Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II in all matters pro-kuzdtatz pertaining to her right royal Business. Pro Vom Popadom.

Signed....................................

We look forward to welcoming you as one of Us.

As ever

A

PS George, pop over to Annie's and we can discuss the custard.
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Tue, 24 Jul 2007
Subject: I will get back to you once I am through with the remaining answer so please do write and plead with the bank about the delay.

Having carefully gone through the content of the mail that was sent to you from our bank management I was happy about the questions that they demanded from you as I definitely expected that the bank will surely need that from you in order to certify your claim as the real next of kin in our management regarding to the procedure of commercial banks and owning to my awareness of a situation like this as an insider here in the bank I have been able to gather some of the information's earlier from our information department where I have a very good friend of mine working though it wasn't an easy task to settle things with him and convince him to release the information's to me but I am happy that I succeeded in securing few almost all the answers to the question except the company registration number of the deceased customer which I did not know that the bank will demand from you.

Nevertheless once am through with this mail I will move to our information department to see my friend and talk to him to see if he can be able give that to me though he will surely demanded money from me before releasing the answers to me as he did earlier but I believe that though it cost me all I have to secure this information which I know that once the bank receive the correct answer to them that the will approve you as the real next of kin to this man which will definitley means that the fund now belongs to you and believe me if we can reach to that extend we will surely achieve our desired aim .

Regarding to the mail that I receive from your woman colleague by name Mrs Agatha Bristol demanding for more prove to the reality of this transaction, notwithstanding I have also received a direction from her on how to fill the Temporal oath of Allegiance as you wished and I will do that once am through with my official duties in the office today.

Please this is very important, I want you to right to the bank now as I can see from the note that they sent to you wherein they gave you three bank working days to return back with the answers please do write to them immediately you receive this mail inform them to have patience with you and grant you if possible extra two banking days to conclude issues as to the answers to their questions while I will try my possible best to see that I will be able to come up with the remaining company registration number of the deceased customer today and send it to you.

Inform me once you write to the bank not fail to write to the bank immediately as instruction that I saw from their note say that they may not tolerate any delay from you so please lets not take laws in our hand lets keep to instruction as it will go along way in helping us.

I will get back to you once I am through with the remaining answer so please do stay near your internet.

My regards to you and your colleagues.

Mr B Usman.+226 76 28 31 94.

[The astute reader may have grasped that the "bank" is Lad Middle Management - the Closer, impatiently waiting for "Usman" to send on a victim.]

Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Tue, 24 Jul 2007

And a very good day to you to Mr Busman

There is only 1 flaw in your plan.... how can I complete the information on this for to send to the bank? I dont have the answers.
And yes indeed, I have jumped the gun somewhat and I am thankful to Lady Agatha for putting me back on the straight and narrow so if you can follow her instructions, that would be tickety boo. I am suprised I havnt had hodges about. He is such a nosy parker and always trying to get one up on me.... but as Corporal Jones said to Pike (the stupid boy), dont panic!!

Cpt G
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2007

Good Day to you Mr George.

Sorry for not being able to send the answers to you yesterday as that was for me to make sure that i will meet my friend privately in his house so as for me to see a way to convince him for the remaining answer.

Notwithstanding i am happy that i finally succeded in getting the company registration number of the deceased customer from him though it wasnt an easy task as it almost costed me all i have owning to the greediness that is the washword here in Africa.

i am sending you the anwers to the question and please try your best and make this answers confidentail as one that gets this is capable of claiming this fund from the bank management, so please do fill it in correctly in the official questionnaire that they sent to you and forward the answers bank to them and make sure that you plead with them once again while sending the answers as to the delay in the mandate.

And make sure you get back to me once you hear from the bank and please on no account should you respond to any strange mail that you recive from any angle as they are the bans monotoring unit and responding o them will jeopardize all our effort so far.

Thanks and expect the temporarly oath of alligiance soon from me.

Mr B Usman.

USE THIS ANSWERS AND SEND TO THE BANK.

1. what is the name of the deceased person?
Mr.Raymond Beck,

2.what is his nationality?
American Nationality,

3. what is your relationship with the deceased person?
I am his cousin,

4.how old was he when he died?
52 years old,

5.when exactly did he die and what led to his dead?
26th January,2000 in a plane crash.

6.what was the deceased customer profession?
Business man / tourist,

7. does the deceased customer own a firm in this country before he died?
Yes

8. If yes, what was the name of the firm and its registration number?
Raymond Beck,Group of Companies with Registration Number BF/13/02/90.

9. what kind of account was he operating with this bank?
Current Account,

10. what was his account number?
(A.D.B)NO: ADB4934109,

11. was he/she married?
Yes,

12. if yes, what is the name of his/her wife/husband?
Juan Beck (Mrs)

13. did they have any child/children?
Yes, 2 boys and 1 girl,

14. if yes, how many are they, what were their sexes and what were their names?
1- Thomas Beck / Mr. (jnr)
2- Tin Beck/ Mr.
3- Murasa Beck / Miss,

15. state clearly his residence address here in Burkina Faso?
Rue Du Bishop Ave. 13 Independence Layout
Ouaga 01, BP 1976,
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso,
Captain Sir George Mainwaring

Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2007

Good day to you too
Just as a formality, I am either Mr Mainwaring or just George. George is my christian name and so does not require Mr in front.
Excellent information. As soon as the Oath is back I shall send on this information to the bank, I am not able to do it before but you need to do it as soon as possible as the custard skimming championship is coming up at the Church of the Sultans of Swing resort in Smegaroon (resort looks great, check it out) and so I will be away for the weekend. As my friend Frazer likes to say, "They are all Doomed!"

Kind regards

George
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2007
To: Captain Mainwaring, bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>

Dear George,

Thank you for this.

Two issues:

i) Mr Buttman has not sent his Oath of Allegiance to this office yet. This is concerning.

ii) Please note question 12: 'if yes, what is the name of his/her wife/husband? Juan Beck (Mrs)'

Now, we have absolutely no problem with this, old boy, each to their own.

But it does asks questions - indeed, Agent Stroganov is convinced that a Juan Beck, masquerading as a woman, played a role in the infamous Bowden Affair.

I feel this needs looking into, especially in the light of Mr Buttman not sending Us his Oath.

See you for drinkies later.

A
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [193.220.48.130]
Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2007
Subject: URGENT ..

Good day to you Mr George.

I realy want to know the situation of thing now, if you have sent those answers to the bank and hope you kept all the informations that i sent to you secret and confidential as any one that is in possesion of those informations about Mr Raymond Beck can easily come for the claim of this fund as that is the only living evidents that will prove to the bank that truely that you are the next beneficiary to this fund with the full informations about him.

So please do not hesitate to inform me once you receive any mail from the bank management for a better advice on what to do next.

Waiting to hear from you once you send those informations to the bank.

Mr B usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Fri, 27 Jul 2007
To: Lady Agatha Bristol, bashiru usman <bashiru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>

I have written to mr Busman for some clarification on this matter. I am please that Agent Stroganov has picked this up as it could indeed be a threat to our great nation and as infamous as the Bowden affair is, it would no be best practice for this to happen again.

Look forward to a tipple or 2 with you later (great effort at the custard racing by the way. Most impressed)

Yours as ever

George

[AND THEN - His mails started bouncing back.... arrgghhh - but fortunately...]

Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Fri, 27 Jul 2007
Subject: Please inform me the situation of things now.

Accept my greeting one more Mr Mainwaring.
Am very sorry if I have addressed you in a wrong manner notwithstanding my dear am am just desperate to know the situation of things now, please you have not yet answered my question have you forwarded those answers to the bank and please inform me about their responses so that I will know the position of this at hand now.

Coming to the oath please I will like you advice lady Agatha to resend to me the form procedure wherein I will complete the form with.

So please do get back to me with the situation of things now as I have not yet seen any sign of improvement here in the bank since I sent you the answers.

Regards to you and your colleagues.

Mr B Usman.
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Fri, 27 Jul 2007

Dear Mr. Buttman,

For goodness' sake, please keep up!

Here is the text:

Please type the following text, add your photo and chant it aloud before scanning it all and e-mailing it to this Office.

If you have trouble reading it, ask your local warlord for assistance:

On this day....................I, Mr. Buttman, do solemnly swear by humble merkin and in all fey twiglets to assist Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II in all matters pro-kuzdtatz pertaining to her right royal Business. Pro Vom Popadom.

Signed....................................

Now please just get on with it - time is pressing.

[And so it goes on... there will be more to come.

Keep it real.. AS IF!!!!

"Captain Sir George Mainwaring"
Proud sponsor of scamorama]

Bashiru Usman
From: bashiru usman <bashru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>
Sent: Friday, 27 July, 2007
Subject: Get back to me with the banks response for more advice..

Good evening Mr Manwairing.

Base on your request i have filled out the temporaly oath of allegiance and please i will like to plead with you once more as to the secret of all this as i am risking my job here in my office just because of this fund knowing fully well that we will surely make this fund together as i am happy about my ability in gathering those information that i sent to you and listen Mr Manwairing i will also like you to forward a solid promise to me in a documentary form as i have not realy laid my trust on you owning to the way you and your colleaques are taking this transaction and please once you receive this mail i will like to have your respond as to the bank return mail to you as i am sure that by now you have sent those informations to them knowing fully well that they only gave you 3 banking days to comply with their directives as i can view from the mail that you forwarded to me from our bank management.

Please for your information a solid promise as i said earlier will be needed from you urgently while writing back to me in your next mail as for me to be rest assured within me that all this process will end up safely both on my side here in the bank and on your own personality as to your information that you have also forwarded to the bank for the claim of this fund so please let me have my trust in you as the one to share such amount of money with to avoid betrayal when you receive this fund into your account.

I have also attached a copy of my passport picture for you to view as per your request and should incase you will need my bank id you are free to indicate you need for that after which i will forward it to you but before sending it i will like to receive the above demand of a strong promise from you as to your trustwordthy.

Thanks.

Mr B Usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Mon, 30 Jul 2007

Good day to you Mr Busman

I have sent the form to your bank , completed as requested so lets hop to it and complete these modalities as soon as possible. I can arrange to have military transport to come to you at your convenience to collect what is going to be a reasonably large volume of monies. Particularly if we leave it in your local currency which probably has 30million to the dork so will need a C30 or something like that but it can be arranged. I am assuming that you have a runway we can land on or do we need some sort of helicopter? I can just as easily arrange a black hawk or something of that ilk.

Let me know and in the words of Pike, "Uncle Arthur says it can be done"

May the day present as many opportunities to you as it does to me

Cpt. G
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2007
From: bashiru usman <bashru_usman2007@yahoo.fr>
Subject: Please inform me about the banks response.

Good day Mr Manwairing.
What exactly is really going on between you and the bank management i earlier informed you to get back to me once you hear from them and till now i have not yet gotten any information from you.

Please i need to know the sitaution of thing as i beleive that this fund is supposed to have been approved by now owning to the informations that i sent to you as i know what it costed me to gather those informtaion believing that with them the bank will definitley approve you as the next of kin to this fund, so please do not hesitate in informing me the sitaution of things once you receive this mail and also together with a solid promise from you in a documentary form for more reasons to beleive your trustworthiness in this transaction.

Waiting to hear from you now and call me.+226 76 28 31 94.

Mr B Usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Mon, 30 Jul 2007

What are you on about Mr Busman?
I have sent the document to the bank, as you requested.
I sent you a mail telling you that I had done so.
I cannot get back to you with any information because I HAVNT HEARD FROM THEM. You work there for gods sake, why don't you check up. As soon as I have some information to give to you I will happily do so but dont give me grief through YOUR companies innefectualities!!

George
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007
Subject: Thanks for your information.

Good day to you Mr Manwairing.

I am very happy to hear that you have sent those information's to the bank as a matter of fact I want you to understand my reason for all this upset, listen Mr Manwairing delays can be very dangerous to us as you know that if the bank should notice the truth about this along the line that we are delaying all this that it will cause a very big harm to us most especially I myself as an insider here in the bank so understand that we need to grab this opportunity knowing fully well that the bank will now really think that truly you are the next of kin to the deceased man owning to those information's that you sent to them.

However I am here in the bank as you said but also understand that there is no way that I will go about demanding for information's about this transaction anyhow as that might ignite a suspicion here in our management as the really know that the deceased customer did not indicate his next of kin and were really surprised to receive your application form and that was the exact reason why the questionnaire was sent to you so as to certify your claim as relation to the man, therefore bear in mind that you are the one to be giving me all the developmental information's about this transaction as I can only gather information's about this wherever the bank schedules a meeting as to the release of this fund.

As I told you earlier I don't know what is still holding you in sending to me the promise that I instructed you to do in a documentary form as I don't want anything that will bring any problem between both of us once I come over to your country for the normal distribution and investment of this fund so please I still plead with you one more time to go ahead and complete the document on your own side as I am really expecting to receive it from you in your next email.

Don't forget to inform me once you receive any further email from the bank and also keep praying so that the bank will approve this fund for you once they receive those information's.

Regards to you and your colleagues.
Mr B Usman. + 226 76 28 31 94. I am still expecting your call.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Tue, 31 Jul 2007

A very good day to you Mr Busman

I understand your concerns. Secrecy is my middle name. In my line of work it has to be as you cant be a very good undercover agent or spy if its not.
I am concerned about this bit in your mail though ;

"I don't know what is still holding you in sending to me the promise that I instructed you to do in a documentary form "

What promise are you expecting from me in documentary form? What do you mean? You want me to make some sort of film detailing the promise and send it to you?? I suppose I can do that if you really need but Im not a film maker and have never made a documentary before (although I have been on TV once or twice in my younger days) but I am not sure what promise it is you are expecting from me.

If you can let me know then we can speed this all along. I do get the impression that you are in a hurry so lets expedite this asap shall we.

Good man

Cap
Bashiru Usman
Received: from [193.220.48.130]
Date: Tue, 31 Jul 2007
Subject: Thanks for your information.
To: Captain Manwairing

Please listen carefully to this, an urgent meeting was called up here in the bank this morning by 10am by the director himself at first i was upseted but i later realized that it was due to the answers that you sent to them, as from the words of the director he was not happy at all about the delay as he said that the answer was received from you yesterday notwithstanding the instruction that he gave to the secreatary to give you the mandate of 3 banking days to comply with their directives.

Nevertheless i was happy that his anger did not extend so much rather he called up the meeting to inform the board official about the informations that was received from you and he also delivered the informations to our information manager to verify all the answer so please my dear i want you to stay on alert as the bank will contact you anytime from now and i am sure that they will surely approve this fund with those answers as i am sure that i got them from the right source though i costed me a lot but i beleive that what is in the furture is far more better that what ever we spend in this transaction.

Coming to my demand please i only need to be sure of your sincerity of purpose to accomplise this with me in true faith and never betray me when this fund is transferred into your account as this is all my life and the hope of my family is in this fund now and i have spent so much that my family is only living from hand to mouth present just because of this transaction so please i just need a an organized complete form from you wherein you will put down your signature as such to the oath that i sent to you.

So please try your possible best and complete the form with a promise never to betray me when this fund is transferred into your account as that is my most worries.

Please do not hesitate to inform me once you you receive any email from the bank and please please any strange mail that you receive from any one now do forward it to me for advice as the banks monotoring unit is realy on act now.

I tried calling your line after the meeting but it wasnt through so please do give me a call once you hear from the bank.

My sincere regards to you.

Mr B Usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Tue, 31 Jul 2007

look here and stop whining. The delays have all been caused by you, not me. If you had completed the forms that were required by our government in a timely fashion I could have responded faster so dont lay any of that onto me.

I am confused however, as you dont want the bank to know anything about your dealings, why were you called into the managers office??

I dont remember you having sent me any oath to complete but if you send it again I will attend to it immediately. I am custard racing this evening but providing its in my inbox by tomorrow morning, I will complete it and return it straight away to prevent any further delay. Considering it should have taken no more than 14 days its beginning to drag on a bit. Im not sure that your heart is in it and you are looking for a way to keep all the money yourself. I hope that isnt the case as Agent Stroganov wont be too happy if he has to come down and sort you out... he hates foreign travel
but I demand you send it forthwith and I will deal with it

Kind regards

Capt.
Mrs Rose Floysia
Subject: ADHERE STRICTLY TO THE BELLOW NOTIFICATION.
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Wed, 01 Aug 2007
Reply-to: fdept-payment-centre@myway.com From: "FOREIGN DEPT PAYMENT CENTRE (BOA)"

BANK OF AFRICA(B.O.A).
DATE/1/8/2007.
PAYMENT APPROVAL LETTER
FROM THE DESK OF DR KARIM KOFI.
DIRECTOR FOREIGN PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
BANK OF AFRICA(B.O.A)
INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT OFFICE.
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
WEST AFRICA.
DATE ISSUED: 1/8/2007.

SUBJECT: PAYMENT APPROVAL LETTER.

ATTN.HON. CAPTAIN SIR GEORGE MANWAIRING.

SIR;

WITH DUE RESPECT TO YOUR PERSONALITY, WE HERE BY INFORM YOU THAT YOUR APPLICATION FOR THE URGENT TRANSFER OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND HAS BEEN TODAY APPROVED FOR PAYMENT IN TO YOUR RECEIVING BANK ACCOUNT AS STATED IN YOUR APPLICATION FORM FORWARDED TO THIS BANK.

AND BE INFORMED THAT IN VIEW OF THE RECEIPT OF THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONNAIRE SENT TO YOU THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS FINANCIAL INSTITUTION. WE WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT PAYMENT APPROVAL HAS BEEN ISSUED ON YOUR BEHALF TODAY, 1ST AUGUST 2007 BY THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THIS BANK AND YOUR INHERITANCE FUND VALUED ( $22.5 MILLION DOLLARS) WILL SUBSEQUENTLY BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR NOMINATED RECEIVING ACCOUNT.

FOLLOWING THE CONCLUSION OF THE TRANSFER VERIFICATION AND INVESTIGATION MADE ON THE 31ST OF JULY 2007 BY THE FIFTEEN MEN BOARD MEETING HELD ON 31 JULY 2007, WE WISH TO DECLARE YOUR PAYMENT APPROVED.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU ARE ADVISED TO OPEN YOUR ATTACHMENT FILE AND FORWARD THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS AS REQUIRED BY THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT TO AVOID MIS-TRANSFER OF INHERITANCE FUND TO AN UNKNOWN BENEFICIARY.

NOTE ON THE CONFIRMATION OF THESE DOCUMENTS, YOUR INHERITANCE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERRED IN TO YOUR ACCOUNT THROUGH KEY TESTED TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER (K.TT) AND THE PAYMENT TRANSFER SLIP WILL BE FAX TO YOU FOR THE TRANSFER RE-CONFIRMATION.

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO COMPLY STRICTLY TO THE ABOVE DIRECTIVES AND ADHERE TO THESE INSTRUCTIONS, AS WE WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY ATOM OF DELAY.

ONCE AGAIN ACCEPT OUR SINCERE SYMPATHY ON THE DEATH OF OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER.

SEE YOUR ATTACHEMENT FILE FOR THE PAYMENT APPROVAL.

ANTICIPATING YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE TO THIS BANK.

CONGRATULATIONS...

MRS ROSE FLOYSIA.
SECRETARY FOREIGN DEPT PAYMENT CENTRE.
BANK OF AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO (B.O.A).
BANK WITH US ALWAYS.

Bashiru Usman
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2007
Subject: Please bear with for the delay as my only son is on his dying bed.

Sorry to have not been able to communicate with you since morning as i just rushed into a near by cyber cafe to check my email box owning to my absence in the office today due to a sudden severe accident that occured here in ouagadougou which my only son was a part to while going for his lectures in the morning and since then till now i have not been able to put myself together as i have been running around to see that i will be able to come up with the total sum of $2.800 dollars that the doctor demanded for a deposit before attending to him, notwithstand i took everything as faith could have it beleiving that everything disappointment is a blessing though i was only able to come up with the sum of $2.200 dollars from a very close friend in the sense that i have to deposit my only private peugout 504 car just to save the life of my son and still looking for a way to come up with the balance sum of $600 dollars.

Also understand that the director of the bank called up an urgent meeting of the board officials of this bank yesterday and did not call me personally as you made mention in your mail.

Nevertheless i have gone through your mail and have also decieded to direct you on how to complete the form of promise that i demanded from you for more assurance of the fact that you will not sit on this fund once you receive it in your account as i believe that once our information manager is through with his verification about the informations that i sent to you that the bank will definitley approve this fund for payment into your account as i am sure that i gathered those informations from the right source which was the reason for my low condition in cash matters to the extend of begging help from people though i am very happy that those informations where secured as i beleive that with them victory will be on our side soon.

I am conveying to you the procedure for completeing the form.

I Mr .............................hereby lay my promise with a sincerity of purpose that i will abide with my aggrement with Mr Bashiru Ahmed Usman to give what soever that belongs to him once he arrive here in my country.

I also grantee the safety of whatsoever part of the fund that will be invested here in my country.

And in view of my above promise i hereby swear to abide by my words and accomplise this purpose together with my partner Mr Bashiru Ahmed Usman as he wished good for the betterment of our families before contacting me in this business transaction.

Name ..............................
Sign..................................

Hasten up and forward this document to me as this have always been my worries day and night and dont forget to inform me once the bank contacts you please and please my dear if you can be any maens help me with the remaining sum of $600 for the settlement of my only sons hospital bill i will definitley appriciate it and also promise to refund you that when ever i arrive in your country with my family.

Regards to you and your colleaques.
Mr B Usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2007

Mr Dear Mr Busman

I am distraught at the fate of your son. I wish I was able to help but unfortunately I am on a sattelite connection as I am in the middle of the Ghobi Desert on the trail of some international villains who have managed to build an airbase which nobody else has noticed so I am unable to help at this time.They have a nuclear warhead which was stolen from a vulcan bomber which was hijacked and crashed into the see. It went down like a thunderball. I am just monitoring at the moment before I try and sneak in under the cover of daylight. I am worried that this is a splinter group from SPECTRE or SMERSH or even worse a mix of the 2.

Surely as a manager at the bank, you are able to sort yourself out a small loan to cover this. I cant think that any reasonable employer would fail to accomodate you.
Anyway, enclosed is the form as requested. I made some changes to the spelling so that it made more sense and the grammar was correct but still found some of the terminology confusing. I guess thats because English isnt your first language.

I, Captain Sir George Manwairing, hereby lay my promise with a sincerity of purpose that i will abide with my agreement with Mr Bashiru Ahmed Usman to give whatever goods are in my posession that belong to him, back to him in person once he arrive here in my country.

I also guarantee the safety of whatsoever part of the fund that will be invested here in my country.
"Unfortunately I cannot guarantee this as investements are liable to go down as well as up. If you mean that the funds wont be misappropriated by myself or anyone who has the power of attourney, then I agree"

And in view of my above promise I hereby swear to abide by my words and accomplish this purpose together with my partner Mr Bashiru Ahmed Usman as he wished good for the betterment of our families before contacting me in this business transaction.
Not sure what you mean here but I guess so

Name Captain Sir George Manwairing
Sign..George Manwairing
Bashiru Usman
Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2007

Subject: Thanks a lot for your concern about the health of my son and please make the promise more authentic in a document form with your signature.

Good day to you Mr Manwairing.

I tried my possible best to make sure that I communicate with you today ,and I must also thank for your concern as to the health of my son I just wish that your advice for a lone from the bank worked out as I tried your idea this morning by making my condition clear to the director of the bank through telephone communication he was very sorry about the condition as he sent some delegates to witness the health condition of my son here in the hospital he also informed me know that there is no way that a bank institution that release of lone to an individual without collateral.

Nevertheless after the directors investigation he willingly donated the sum of $1000 us dollars for the treatment of my son of which I am very grateful to that, I have not being able to resume duty as I have to be with my son here in the hospital as no no else will do that for me since my beloved wife died last year after a severe illness of cancer which was my reason of giving all my time and energy to make sure that my only son will not be a victim to death again.

I received the agreement letter that you sent to me but please my dear I am not yet satisfied with the procedure that you used in making the promise to me, I formally told you to make a scan of it and properly put down your signature after which I myself will scan it out here and keep it with me till my arrival there in your country so please I still advice you to make it more authentic as I want to have that as I document of prove to your promise.

Coming to the side of the investment of this fund my dear I just need to have a secured promise from you as to the kind of investment that we will embark on with this fund as you are the one to advice me on a better way to invest this money there in your country as you are aware that I will still be a stranger there in your country when I arrive there so please I just need to understand that whatsoever that we put this fund in will be profitable as why I am saying all this because this fund is all my life so do include this in the document that you will forward to me with your signature.

And make sure that you will be on alert to know when the bank gets back, am praying every day for the bank to approve this fund for you as I believe that if only the bank could approve you as the real next of kin owner of this fund now that victory will be ours.

Please I am I a dare need of your promise in a documentary form.

My sincere regards to you and your colleagues.
Mr B Usman.
Mrs Rose Floysia
Subject: REFURNISHMENT OF OUR BANK ADDRESS FROM (B.O.A)
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Fri, 03 Aug 2007

ATTN.HON. CAPTAIN SIR GEORGE MANWAIRING.

SIR;

WITH DUE RESPECT TO YOU PERSONALITY, THIS IS TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL REQUESTING FOR THE RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS OF OUR ANNEX OFFICE HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.

HOWEVER, THIS FINANCIAL INSTITUTION SINCERELY DO BELIEVE, THAT YOU OWN IT AS A DUTY TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH US ON YOUR ARRIVAL DATE.

IN THIS VIEW, UNDERNEATH IS OUR BANK ADDRESS :
17 AVENUE DELA RESISTANCE KWAME NKRUMA OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO WEST AFRICA.
FAX :NO/00(226)50305303.

YOU ARE THEREFORE REQUESTED, TO FURNISH THIS INSTITUTION WITH THE YOUR THREE ACCREDITANCE DOCUMENT AS WAS STATED IN THE APPROVAL DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO YOU ONCE YOU ARRIVE , HENCE WE HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED THE RECEIPT OF THE ANSWERS TO OUR OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE FROM YOU.

BE REST ASSURED THAT ONCE WE RECEIVE THE THREE DOCUMENTS FROM YOU OR OUR BANK ACCREDITED ATTORNEY WHOSE CONTACT WAS CONVEYED TO YOU IN THE APPROVAL LETTER THAT YOUR INHERITANCE FUND WILL SUBSEQUENTLY BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR NOMINATED RECEIVING ACCOUNT..

YOU ARE EXPECTED TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE URGENTLY FOR PROCEDURAL PROCEEDINGS AND CONCLUSION.

ANTICIPATING YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE TO THIS BANK.

CONGRATULATIONS...

MRS ROSE FLOYSIA.
SECRETARY FOREIGN DEPT PAYMENT CENTRE.
BANK OF AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO (B.O.A).
BANK WITH US ALWAYS.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Fri, 3 Aug 2007

My dear Mr Busman

I am pleased that you were able to sort something out. I am currently hiding away in a small cupboard beside the hangar. It is full of jets, I only got a brief glimpse but they look like F14 Tomcats and each one seems to have a RGBARGY 10 fission unit on the wings. As im sure you know, thats not good for the rest of the world so I am hoping to make a covert operation this evening and somehow disable them. Thats my fave part of my job. I hate the sitting about.

I can understand your feelings regarding your car though. I remember driving around Le Mans in mine..wrote it off but luckily I have several 504's in the garage. I love that car, roomy, easy to drive and the air conditioning is brilliant. But I shouldnt go on as you have had to give up yours.

Unfortunately as its not possible for me to get to a scanner at the moment, I do have a digital signature. Will you accept that? Im sure you can appreciate that while I am in hiding its a bit difficult for me. While I am out and about this evening, Ill see if the base has one and try that for you but I dont want to risk getting caught as thats not good....torture is common within SPERSH (SPECTRE and SMERSH co-alition). The last time I was caught I managed to escape before I was tortured much but I still have the scars...it makes you wary.

The bank have contacted me so I will be coming to your nexk of the woods pretty soon I hope. I have a chopper waiting for me so upon my escape after completing my mission Ill be on my way with the documents and look forward to meeting you and your son.

Yours, in hiding

Cap.
Mrs Rose Floysia
Subject: OUR RECOMFIRMATION FROM (B.O.A).
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
Sat, 04 Aug 2007

From: "FOREIGN DEPT PAYMENT CENTRE (BOA)"<fdept-payment-centre@myway.com>

OUR RECOMFIRMATION.

this office have duly noted the content of your email to this bank on 3rd august 2007 as to afore information about your arrival date here in our management for the presentation of the three accreditance documents that was demanded from you before effecting the transfer of your inheritance fund into your nominated receiving bank account.

BE INFORMED THAT Your view have been conveyed to the authorities concerned for the verification of the documents, and I was advised to inform you to bear in mind that the three REQUESTED documentS are to be procured upon your arrival here in the ministry of justice and federal high court Burkina Faso.

note/ Before Effecting the transfer into your account our deceased customer HAS to be confirmed dead first with an official death certificate that have to be procured by you from the ministry of health here in Burkina Faso.

In this view this office have taken note of cordinate and you are advised to act urgently and make contact with our bank accredited attorney in the person of HON:BARRISTER NELSON WILLIAMS ESQ who will be of assistance to you once you arrive in the authorities concerned for the procurement of the above stated documents.

reverse back to us immediately to enable our management accord you with our official invitation letter as we have a limited time frame to conclude the rest procures with you.



ANTICIPATING YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE TO THIS BANK.

CONGRATULATIONS...

MRS ROSE FLOYSIA.
Bashiru Usman
Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2007
Subject: Am still waiting to hear from you.

Please Mr Manwairing i am still waiting to hear from you as i am a bit confused now as to your last mail to me so please get back to me with full details as to the necessity of your last mail and do not forget to attach the document that i demanded from you.

Please i need more explanation from you as to the content of the banks information to you.

waiting urgently to hear from you.
Mr B Usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Mon, 6 Aug 2007

Dear Mr Busman

Please find enclosed the letter you request. My signature is a bit scrappy as I broke a finger during my escape while trying to remove the bombs from the planes. My pick up was a bit late and I had to bring som e of my escape detection training but unfortunately I put my hand between 2 barrels which we then hit by a truck and crushed them.. DER.. but at least SPERSH were not able to carry out their dastardly plan. Anyway, I am currently on the lovely resort of the church of the sultans of swing in Smegaroon recouperating so dont see it as a problem to come over.

I hope your son is recovering well. Perhaps you should send him here to Smegaroon. My government will cover the bill. Check out the resort, its fantastic.

The bank have been in touch with me to tell me to contact their lawyer... any reason why I need to do this? I have my own people who will do this on my behalf and obtain all the forms they are requesting from the relevant authorities.

My thoughts are with your son

G

Bashiru Usman
Date: Mon, 6 Aug 2007
Subject: Treat this as urgent please.

Good day Mr Manwairing.

I received your mail and i am very happy and satisfied with the aggrement letter that you sent to me as i can now relaze my mind and have this transaction concluded with you in one spirit as i am sure that we will surely acheive our desired aim in no distance time.

I also thank you for your concerned as to the health of my son, from all indication he is improving.

My dear i was able to go for my official duties in the office this morning and after my investigation as to the level of the transfer of this fund i realized that the bank have approved this fund with your name as the real beneficiary since 1st of this month but i am yet surprised why you cannot be plain with me about this or did you have bad intention in this transaction ?

So please before we can talk more about this i will like to have the banks information to you on the approval day so that i will know exactly the level of things now.

Please i will not like in a situation where we will make any mistake and afterward start regreting which may be of a great harm to me as you know that this fund is all my life and i am still here in the bank for my security so please do forward their information to me for a better advice on what to do and how to follow them.

So please before proceeding i will like you to do send me their information immedaitley as i will definitley be expecting that from you today.

Waiting to hear from you.

Mr B Usman.
Bashiru Usman
Date: Mon, 6 Aug 2007
Subject: Still waiting for your mail please.

Hello mr Manwairing
Please bear in mind that i am still waiting to receive the banks information to as could only advice you on what to do when I receive their demand from you.

Understand that this have been my reason for demanding an agreement form from you to avoid betrayal in this transaction so please I will like to be aware of any development in the bank most especially now that I have absented my self from office for a couple of days due to the health of my son so as to know when this fund s transferred into your account.

Make it urgent and inform me for advice please to avoid mistake as mistake can be very dangerous to us.

Waiting to hear from you.
Mr Bashiru Usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Tue, 7 Aug 2007

What are you talking about. You are not making any sense whatsoever. Explain yourself and maybe then I can try and help with your enquiry but your gibberish is making it very hard to understand

Cap
Mrs Rose Floysia
Subject: OUR RECOMFIRMATION FROM (B.O.A).
Received: from [193.220.48.130]
Tue, 07 Aug 2007
From: "FOREIGN DEPT PAYMENT CENTRE (BOA)"<fdept-payment-centre@myway.com>

OUR RECOMFIRMATION.

This is to inform you that this office have duly noted the content of the mail that you sent to this bank on 6th August 2007, bear with us for the delay in response as that was as a result of our independece day being observed here in Burkina Faso on 5/6 August 2007.

Point of correction as instruction :

We are only congratulating you on your ability to report for the claim of your inhertaice fund after such a long dormance here in our management without no indication of the very beneficiary from our deceased customer.

Hence this is a financially institution, we put every thing in records, so we will appreciate, if you can specify to us when exactly you will be reporting here in our management for the final signing release order of your inheritance fund once we receive the three accreditance documents from you so that it can be entered in our records.

Once again accept our sincere sympathy on the death of our deceased customer.

Thanks MRS ROSE FLOYSIA.
Bashiru Usman
Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2007

Subject: I am really afraid of the fact that you have decided not to heed to my instructions as your partner been an insider here in the bank.

Hello Mr Manwairing.

After going through your mail I tried severally to contact you on the mobile line that you gave to me but only succeeded in getting the answering machine so please do forward to me you private telephone line for a better communication.

I am really afraid of the fact that you have decided not to heed to my instructions as your partner been an insider here in the bank, if I tell you that my mind have been relaxed since i received your communication with the bank call me a great liar,am really surprised as I don't know what exactly you are up to, listen Mr Manwairing let it not be that you have plans of betraying me once this fund is transferred into your account as I don't see reason why you cannot be open to me as to your communication with the bank when they approved this fund for you , I have asked you on several occasion what documents are the bank demanding from you and what are the procedures that they gave to you, please on no account should you take laws into your hand as that may be very dangerous to us, an adage says that two heads are better that one but that I don't see reason why you have decided to be abounding me in this transaction at this point that the bank have approved this fund for payment into your account owning to my investigations from the secretary of this bank since yesterday as to the level of the transfer of the fund of Mr Raymond Beck I did not go into details with the her to avoid suspicions and that have been my reason of demanding to have to detail communication from you.

To tell you the fact I was definitely downcasted when I received the email that you forwarded to the bank management informing them that you will be arriving here in our management on Monday been the 13th august 2007, now if I may ask you Mr Manwairing did you know that this money in question does not belong to both of us and from all indication here in the bank they are surprised to have received your application form of claim at the first time for this fund as they are fully aware of the fact that Mr Raymond Beck did not fill his next beneficiary to this bank before his death and understand that they can go to any length to see to the root of your claim which may result to interrogating you orally for more information's about the deceased man which you are quite sure that there is no way that I will be there to give you the right information's that they may need from you owning to the meeting that was held the first day that they received your application form which motivated them to the extend of mounting a monitoring unit which will see to their trails in so many way to see if you will succumb to any of it which will disqualify your claim here in our management.

If at all you should come down here in person I think this should have been between both of us so that I will organize a hotel system why we can jointly be meeting secretly till these modalities are completed , never think that your position can secure you from any disobedient to law as to such that we are embarked on which you are aware of the punishment involved in such act if the bank should notice that you are about claiming what that those not belong to you which may definitely end us up in jail of which I will rather choose to die than to leave my two children orphan on earth.

[Yeh you read that right.]

At first you promised me to have this transaction secret till the completion, now the office of Dr Yero Boly our Defence Minister that you are contacted here in Burkina Faso please can I know why you have to do that? Mr Manwairing did you want me to go to jail? I have asked you to inform me about the banks demand from you so that I will advice you on what to do as a banker, you are a militant and don't have much idea about banking system of transfer so why don't you take instructions from me so that we will achieve this gaol with oneness, am surprised at the way that you are taking me for granted in this transaction now that the bank is about releasing this fund to you, my dear think twice as I did not offend you in contacting in this transaction for the mutual benefit of our both families.

Ok now that you have made an appointment with the bank what are your plans? bear in mind that there is no way that we can meet each other except secretly as you know my reason for that as I can never reveal myself to be part of this knowing fully well that it will make the bank to know that I have been the one feeding you about the details of the fund all this while.

I have no other option of words to say but I am only waiting to hear your next decision if at ll you can pass to me the bank communication with you I will be very grateful.

Mr B Usman.

[DOESN'T HE GO ON AND ON AND ON]

Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2007

To: agatha bristol, bashiru usman

Dearest Agatha

I do sometimes wonder if he partakes of the odd brew or several but owing to the fact that his son is seriously ill in hospital and he has had to pawn his beloved Puegeot 504 I have made exceptions for him. He is obviously a deeply troubled man.

Are you at Castle Popadom this weekend for drinkies with HRH? Its a shame that I am unable to attend as I am still in Smegaroon but I hope to get some custard racing in before I return

As always

G
Bashiru Usman
Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2007
Subject: I am in a dare need of hearing from you please.

Hello Mr Manwairing, i still dont belive why you wouldnt even consider to treat my mail urgent as to the situation of things right now, please we dont need to delay any time on our side, knowing fully well that i am only trying to make sure that we will acheive our desired aim saftley to avoid this opportunity leading expecially me to jail.

Please my dear i still plead with you one more time include me in any of your plans by seeking advice from me at any time any day, knowing fully well that time is no more on our side, listen i am strongly convinced daily within me that we will make this money but that can only be when we are in oneness of spirit as i am pleading with you.

I am in a dare need of hearing from you please.

Mr B Usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2007

My Dear Mr Busman

Ok. Now I am confused. The manager called you in when I sent details through and you were told off. The manager tells you what is going on if I hadnt replied fast enough. I therefore assumed that you were completely aware of all my communications with the bank and considered it a complete waste of time for me to repeat myself to more than 1 person. You are now once again aware of what is going on so just what is your problem? Are you expecting me to duplicate every message that I send? I am far too busy to be bothering with all that.

Who has called you a liar?? I dont think I have ever said any such thing to you?

YOUR bank has said that I can procure these documents myself and therefore, as you are completely paranoid about your position, I have instructed my people to source these documents directly. I have also asked the bank to confirm the names of these documents as the offices of the military have never heard of these documents or why they are required.

I have no need of your services to find me a hotel as I am staying at the barracks as the guest of Colonel Dr. Rambanjani (who is throwing a party for me and my group with my fave custard racing) who will also provide me the transport and security when I visit your bank. We have no need to meet whatsoever as you will be fully aware of when the transaction goes through because, as you said at the beginning, you are the manager of this section of your bank and will therefore surely have the final sign off on the transfer.

I am a man of my word, my word is my bond, my Basildon Bond, and I have no reason to cut you out of any deal that has been arranged between us. You will get everything thats coming to you, have no fear. We can even arrange for transport out of the country the same evening if you wish. You can join us back to Smegaroon and have a break while you decide what you want to do with your money.

But as you are obviously completely out of control and in the beginning stages of some sort of breakdown, here is the last mail from the bank

BANK OF AFRICA(B.O.A).
DATE/4/8/2007.
FROM THE DESK OF DR KARIM KOFI.

OUR RECOMFIRMATION.

this office have duly noted the content of your email to this bank on 3rd august 2007

So now you are aware again of the documents that have been requested. At no time have your bank or name been used so you are completely safe so your paranoia is completely unfounded. If these documents are a normal procedural request then there is no issue. My people are completely able to source these documents providing your bank pulls its finger out and explains what they are for. Perhaps you should go and poke someone with a large pointy stick?

So PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER and lets get these modalities completed so you can get everything thats coming to you

Kind regards
Captain Sir George Manwairing
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2007

cc: bashiru usman My dear George,

Thank you for the note.

Special Agent Mikhail Stroganov, and Agent Devon Seel, from Intel, have advised me on some rather disturbing developments involving Mr. Buttplug that need to be addresed.

i) The Bank of Africa may be a legitimate enterprise - in fact I am fairly sure it is, by their standards at any rate - but this correspondence is distinctly suspicious and we have grave doubts as to whether it really is from the BoA at all.

ii) The second point is a little more delicate. As you are aware, Mr. Buttman signed a Temporary Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty, which we accepted. Once we receive an Oath, as you know, we subject the sender to routine security testing. It would appear that Mr. Butthole has been rather busy lately around the transvestite scene in Burkina Faso. Let's just say he has a colourful reputation.

As one of our associates once said, this kind of activity is apparently known as Ougadougery.

I shall leave these with you to take up with Mr. Buttmunch if you so wish.

Yes, I shall be at Castle Popadom, though I may be a little late as I have FO business to attend to in Wankershire. I hope to make it to Castle Popadom chapati hour. If you'll pardon the pun.

With best wishes, as always.

A
Bashiru Usman
Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2007
Subject: Many thanks for informing me.

Many thanks for informing me.

I was a bit relief when I recevied your mail to me, but I want you to understand that the director of the bank never calls me personally for any information about this fund as that could only happen when he notice my involvement in this deal which I believe that you will not attempt to do rather I only get information's about this when ever a curial board meeting is schedule as to issues related to such funds here in our management so understand that I only get few information's about this transaction here in the bank as I never rely on the bank information's rather I rely on the feed back that you will be given me as my partner in this transaction.

Listen Mr Manwairing each mail that you receive from the bank I will be more grateful as I need to be aware of any development from the bank knowing fully well how much that is involved in this mission that we are embarked on.

From the banks information that you sent to me today I did not see the names of the documents demanded from you but I realised that the are to be procured from the authorise written in their email which are (1) The Ministry of Justice Burkina Faso, (2) from the Federal High Court Burkina Faso (3) which is very important one before releasing any such fund as related to this issue as to my experience as a banker which is the Death Certificate of Mr Raymond Beck which also is similar to a doctors report that the said person have been certify dead, listen the bank advised you on where to locate this documents most expecially the Death certificate from the Ministry Of Health and not from our Military office here in Burkina Faso, am also happy of the fact that the granted you the benefit of using Barrister Nelson William in helping you in those authorise of whom I also believe in his capability as our banks lawyer who have handled so many such case.

I must beg the pardon of your colleagues in this matter as you must have to understand the level of my country being also a French country yet to develop fully in all term as not to be compared to yours been an English country , let them understand that we are lucky to have been dealing with an English department which create the opportunity of communicating a bit in English if not all interpretation would have been in French language as to the law governing the development of our proud language which is French.

Most important understand the final sign off is to be done by the director of our bank in the person of Dr Karim Kofi but I believe that we will definitely see a way of having at least a hand check once you arrive here in my country.

Inform me once the bank send you the invitation letter together with the name of the remaining documents and PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO CONTACT THE BANKS ATTORNEY ONCE YOU ARRVE SO THAT HE WILL HELP YOU IN THOSE AUTHORITIES INVOLVED AS I REALLY BELIEVE IN HIS CAPABLITY.

My sincere regards to you and your colleagues

.. Mr B Usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007

Dear Mr Busman

Ok. I will try and ensure that I keep you informed of all the information which the bank requests from me. Are you suggesting that I get my people to talk to this barrister Willy Nelson rather than try and sort this out ourselves?

Let me know urgently before I travel

Kind regards
Captain M
Bashiru Usman
Date: Thu, 9 Aug 2007

Subject: Try and make contact with the lawyer before arriving. Hello Mr Manwairing.

Thanks a lot for an assurance from you that you will ever keep me inform as to any of the banks respond rather than keeping me behind as that is my most problem so as to advice whenever the need call on a better step to follow so as to avoid any atom of mistake knowing fully well that the rest of my hope in life and for the upbringing of my kids is in this fund, i must thanks you once again for that assurance and please i plead with you to do keep with that by informing me of whatever conversation that you have had with the bank as to the invitation letter that are to give you before arriving here in my country.

Coming to the side of the lawyer i will advice you to make direct contact with him and inform him what exactly you need him to do as per the instruction of the bank management, listen my dear on my own view i think that the bank have a better reason of directive you to him as to make this modalities more easier to you regarding to their assurance as to his capablity so try your possible best and make contact with him before coming down here in Burkina Faso so as for him to go for the document so that once you arrive here in our bank he will provide the documents and we will know that the only thing that will be holding this fund will be only your signature before the tansfer will be done as i saw from the content of the mail that you forwarded to me from the bank.

Please i still plead with you never to take laws into your hand rather make sure that you keep to the bank instruction so that we will arrive to our desired aim, and make sure you forward the bank communication to me once you receive this mail.

Thanks.
Mr B Usman.
Mrs Rose Floysia
Received: from [212.52.156.10]
From: "FOREIGN DEPT PAYMENT CENTRE (BOA)"<fdept-payment-centre@myway.com>

BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A). DATE/9/8/2007

OUR RECOMFIRMATION.

With reference to the garnishment from you as to your arriving date here in our management, we are glad to receive your response.

And be informed that after several consultation from our protocol department, i was advised by the director of this bank to inform you that the bellow items will be required from for a preparation of your official invitation letter.

1) Your International Passport.
2) A colored passport picture bearing your identity.
3) The processing fee of $750.
In this wise you are therefore advised to hasten up and forward the above requirement's so that our official invitation letter will be accorded to you in due course before to enable a risk free arrival.

Thanks
MRS ROSE FLOYSIA.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2007


My Dear Mr Busman

The bank are asking for a processing fee...its not normal to pay a processing fee? Please sort this out...
Mrs Rose Floysia
DATE/10/8/2007. A REVIEW OF OUR LAST EMAIL.

In view of the email content that was revived from you this morning demanding for a refurbishment of ourpast communication mail of our past communication with you.

Your request was acknowledged on a compassionate ground and in that wise I was advised to refurnish a review of last mail to you.

Bellow is the content.

OWnING TO THE RECEIPT OF the garnishment from you as to your arriving date here in our management, we are glad to receive your response.

and be informed that after several CONSULTATIONS from our protocol department, i was advised by the director of this bank to inform you that the bellow items will be required from for a preparation of your official invitation letter.

1)Your International Passport.
2)A colored passport picture bearing your identity.
3)The processing fee of $750.
In this wise you are therefore advised to hasten up and forward the above requirement's so that our official invitation letter will be accorded to you in due course to enable a risk free arrival.

Thanks

MRS ROSE FLOYSIA.

[Finally after complaining about the bloody stationary they were using on their mails which made it really hard to understand, they changed it....it wasn't much better!!]

Bashiru Usman
Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2007

Subject: Thanks for your information.

Good day to you Mr Manwairing.

I must first congratulate you for a fulfillment of promise from to ever keep me inform about all the banks communication with you, and after going though their mail I understood that they are demanding your international passport a passport picture from you together with the processing fees for the invitation letter wherein your passport picture will stamped as to our banks procedure of welcoming all our international customers.

Listen my dear the arriving date that you gave to the bank is fast approaching so I will like you to go ahead and forward those items to them immediately and advice them to see if the invitation letter will be sent to you today so as to enable your arrival by Monday as to your schedule with them.

I am sure that the fee demanded for the preparation of the invitation letter was from the protocol department as I understood from the banks mail so please do cooperate with them immediately as that is officials so please i did not see any information that they gave you for the payment so write back to them and ask for the information's that you will use in sending the fee to them and also forward all the items that they required from you today.

And also let me know if you have made contact with the lawyer please.

Regards to you and your colleagues.
Mr B Usman.
Captain Sir George Mainwaring
Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2007

I have received another email from them but this floosy woman keeps putting stupid backgrounds on it which makes it really hard to read. I have asked her not to but she keeps doing it. I have mailed them asking what the money is for

Cap
Bashiru Usman
Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2007

Subject: I am still waiting to have your communication with the lawyer as I advised you to make contact with him so as for him to go for those documents before your arrival.

Hello Mr Manwairing.

Thank you once again for your information and please i don't think it is right for you to express the secretary of the bank in that such manner and i really hope that you did not send such email to the bank to avoid jeopardizing all our effort so far with lack of respect for the authorities concerned in releasing this fund, so please I will like you to always mind your choice of words while taking with the bank as you are aware that is a government institution and not for individual and I could have suggest you forward their mail to me.

Notwithstanding I am happy that you have contacted them again and please once you hear from them do cooperate with them so as to be able to get the invitation letter by tomorrow so that you will be able to make it by 12th august as you promised as I am really expecting your arrival here in our bank.

I am still waiting to have your communication with the lawyer as I advised you to make contact with him so as for him to go for those documents before your arrival.

Still waiting to hear from you urgently please.

Have a nice day.
Mr B Usman.

[PERHAPS ITS HIS UPLINE AND HE IS WORRIED HE WILL GET INTO TROUBLE...AAAAHHH]

There is still loads to come. Ill do another mail in the next few days

Be scamaliscious

Cpt.

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