SOME DAYS YA CAN'T GIVE MONEY AWAY

Alotta Fosters is a veteran scamadventurer, gifted in the art of time-wasting and song lyric insertion.

Alotta's last scamadventure, RICHARD IS AVAILABLE, started as an email and became a chat. "This one is just the opposite in more ways than one. Certainly the most emails I've ever had in any span of 7 weeks."

MEET THE GOOD GUYS:
ALOTTA FOSTERS --age 47, wealthy Aussie koala ranch owner
SHEILA BUNDEE -- in-law/cousin, wealthy woman of business
MARYJANE BONGRESIN -- mentioned in passing but relevant

SAY HELLO TO THE BAD GUYS (all the same Lagos Lad):
EUCHARIA CASTLE -- 'in London', Swiss orphan, fabric dealer who is brunette, blond, and raven-haired...Plagiarist.. Widow of various body shapes, skin color, and hair color, from the pics.
FAEZA AT UNIQUE EXPRESS -- Eucharia's alter ego
HENRION SYLVESTRONE -- Eucharia's dead husband, who rises from the dead..(and running a cancer scam via a google search).
Emails used: euchariacastle7 at gmail (which got shut down), euchariacastle5 at gmail, and suniqueexpress at gmail.
To simplify things I refer to the above 3 stooges as separate people in my musings, but it's all the same lad.

This bait may still be ongoing - it's posted here for 'eucharia' to see when Alotta finally drops the roof on her/him.

Let us begin this romance and see where it goes...


[ I asked an 'age & location' to this unknown Eucharia on yahoochat 2 nights earlier. No reply. Suddenly this person is back again for well over 90 minutes]

THE CHATS BEGIN...

eucharia is Available

eucharia (3/12/13 12:06 AM): <ding>

Me:           yes hello

eucharia is Available

Me:           who are you?

eucharia:   Am Eucharia

Me:           yes- - i asked you your age and location 2 nights ago and you did not reply

eucharia:   am 40 and my location is london

n u ?

Me:           male or female?

eucharia:   female

Me:           i see..well i am 47 and in australia

eucharia:   really

Me:           yes really

eucharia:   did you receive my lat mail a nights ago

Me:           just a chat that you were on for about 1 minute

eucharia:   i set you a massage a night ago
here , but you where not online
well

Me:           and what did you wish to discuss with me?

eucharia:   like to your friend and out here in search of a friend

Me:           ok that is fine- - but i can tell you are not a native of london- - where are you from?
your spelling is not what a person from london would spell

eucharia:   am poor in English
hahaha lol

Me:           so where are you from?

eucharia:   I am Originally from Switzerland raised in a catholic orphanage home

Me:           i see..

eucharia:   yah

Me:           so what are you doing in london?

eucharia:   I was adopted at the age of 8 and I was brought up in a good christian way, I'm really a sincere and honest woman

Me:           ok if you say so

eucharia:   am into business

Me:           what sort of business?

eucharia:   i supply Fabric leather
i like to know more about you?

Me:           leather is not a fabric- - - fabrics are man- made, leather is natural

eucharia:   yeah you got it .

Me:           well why did you make such a mistake like that if you are in the business?
who do you supply this to?

eucharia:   business companies and other private sectors .

Me:           ok

eucharia:   You are a scandalous man because I'm a woman that know how to care for man to my own level and satisfaction,

Me:           why am i a scandalous man? ?

eucharia:   so plesae can you tell me what you do for a living

Me:           tell me why i am scandalous
scandalous- - means of of or causing scandalous behaviour

eucharia:   you shock, by asking me question.
sorry if i may sound insultive.

Me:           what shock? i just ask simple questions- - nothing scandalous

eucharia:   Yeah, hahahaha ok is alright
so please tell me what you do for a living?

Me:           i own a very successful koala business ranch here

eucharia:   for how long have been doing this business

Me:           many years

eucharia:   nice
are you married?

Me:           i like to think so
no not married

eucharia:   wow

Me:           wow what?

eucharia:   you mean you are not yet married?

Me:           no- - what about you?

eucharia:   I was married for 3yrs before i lost him

Me:           did he run away?

eucharia:   no, he died of cancer, he was a wonderful man

Me:           oh well, it happens

eucharia:   The death of my husband, the shock, the experience was so devastating that it placed me at the other part of the world

Me:           from switzerland to london? well that is not the other part of the world
it is all europe

eucharia:   yep
I was OK with myself all alone

Me:           glad to hear that

eucharia:   thanks
I never saw the need to another man, until few Months ago, I started to feel empty, deserted and alone

Me:           no need to thank me- - you handled it as you did

eucharia:   hahaha
well, It took me a while before i can come up with this decision, actually i have been thinking about having another husband or a lover

Me:           well for someone so empty you sure like to laugh a lot
what decision?

eucharia:   to look for a lover.
i wanted to make sure i am ready for it. I have made up my mind, i want to love again and i want to be loved again

Me:           aren't there enough men in europe?

eucharia:   yeah, but am not God to make a choice

Me:           well if YOU do not make the choice- - then who does?

eucharia:   i and my God because i so much belive in God

Me:           so go out and make a choice!

eucharia:   may be i have find one here today.lol

Me:           oh?

eucharia:   him...hmmmmmmmmm

Me:           him who?

eucharia:   maybe our conversation can leads to a better thing and strong relationship

Me:           after just half an hour of chatting?

eucharia:   well that does mean , with time we get to know each other very well

Me:           strong relationships take time to develop

eucharia:   i know , it is in the hand of the two.

Me:           well rome was not built in a day, and neither was hoboken

eucharia:   i don't get you?

Me:           what i mean is that these things take time

eucharia:   only if you want it to take time
well ,I enjoy the company of positive people
like you

Me:           yes i am positive that i am positive

eucharia:   I believe I have a lot to Offer the right person

Me:           like what?

eucharia:   I am caring, kind, friendly very easy to get along with

Me:           everyone says they are like that

eucharia:   I'm Social, Romantic, and passionate. Smart Intelligent, Cool, I do believe in the truth and Honesty

Me:           you sound like a girl scout

eucharia:   i don't get you?
dear

Me:           they have them in switzerland and england
anyway tell me more about you

eucharia:   Because honesty is the only key to human success and with honesty our dreams will just be the greatest and the best of all
do you live alone?

Me:           yes, i live alone

eucharia:   do you live in an rented apartment or it is yours?

Me:           no apartment- - i own my own house- - why? ?

eucharia:   nothing just want to know .

Me:           ok

eucharia:   I know it's hard to be completely honest. but I try to be who I am, and my life is based on truth I am a kind of person that really do care a lot about any one who cares about me

Me:           i see

eucharia:   what about you?
tell more ?

Me:           i am who i am

eucharia:   hmmmm
are you a citizen of Australia
? ? ?

Me:           all my life

eucharia:   ok

Me:           we call this THE LUCKY COUNTRY

eucharia:   really

Me:           yes really

eucharia:   may be that is why God want us to be together
Because I am a very caring woman and my heart is so blessed and lovely

Me:           i think God is a little too busy throwing around lightning bolts to care a hill of beans about 2 little people

eucharia:   what do you mean by that? i don't get you?

Me:           it means that life is all about chance

eucharia:   yeah

Me:           were you educated in switzerland or england?

eucharia:   switzerland
and you?

Me:           what highest level?

eucharia:   diploma Education
and you?

Me:           diploma from what- - high school or a college?
i myself am a college grad

eucharia:   collegeb
really

Me:           why do you ask "really"?

eucharia:   nothing just like it.

Me:           I went to the Sydney Harbour Institute of Technology

eucharia:   that is good

Me:           and you?
HELLO!

eucharia:   fraklin collega

Me:           never heard of it
what did you major in?

eucharia:   realy, is a private institution that was founded in 1969. It has a total undergraduate enrollment of 436

Me:           and what did you major in?

eucharia:   business admistration
and you?

Me:           various things but also business

eucharia:   I own a business, I supply leathers and fabric raw materials to companies that manufacture, Blank Tea Towels, Cotton, Shoes, Belts, Canvas Bags etc, in the UK, i work on contracts, I like what i do

Me:           well good for you!

eucharia:   i am so happy for my life, just need someone to share my thoughts and dreams with.

Me:           and so you contacted me- - and where exactly did you find me to contact me?
was it in the wombat business directory?

eucharia:   yeah

Me:           oh that explains it
i did not know you read that, since it is only published here in australia

eucharia:   don't you know that it also go into internet.
for the word to see.

Me:           well yes but I have not been in it in 10 years

eucharia:   when last have been in it?

Me:           10 years ago, maybe 11
before they went online

eucharia:   ok
i will like to know your mind

Me:           what about it?

eucharia:   Let me know when will be your convenient time to chat

Me:           how about right this very moment here as we are doing?

eucharia:   ok

Me:           so the idea is redundant

eucharia:   yep

Me:           agreed

eucharia:   well if am less busy.
are you ok with that.

Me:           certainly

eucharia:   ok, what is the time over there?

Me:           here in dingo flats it is 6- 25pm
what time where you are?
i am waiting

eucharia:   this 9.25am

Me:           ok
and you are not at work?

eucharia:   dear i will soon live for work

Me:           so do you live in an apartment or house?

eucharia:   Dear , i live in an apartment. You have not tell me what you like and dislike.

Me:           i like swimming, fishing, cooking, driving...i dislike liars and fakes

eucharia:   like wise me

Me:           you swim and fish?

eucharia:   i like to swim.

Me:           ok- - what else do you like to do?

eucharia:   cooking as a woman,
Truth can run naked and lies have to be converted and I try to live by it. I'm looking for someone who's honest , and Trust worthy

Me:           ok

eucharia:   i don't know if i have fine one today

Me:           what do you mean?

eucharia:   Without the Solid Foundation of Trust and Honesty no relationship can be built

Me:           i agree

eucharia:   I don't lie, cheat deceive or steal and I do not associate with those who do. I enjoy Entertaining.... ..

Me:           oh- - you entertain? in what way?

eucharia:   watching moves.
I enjoy life very much and believe that everyday is a good day
what about you?

Me:           well anyone can watch movies- - which are your favourites?

eucharia:   Being positive is a big part of my Life
Hun , i got to go now ,we chat tomorrow or next

Me:           ok dear- - bye for now

eucharia:   you can drop me an offline massage

Me:           i shall try

eucharia:   thanks and do take care of yourself

Me:           i always do- - and you take care too

eucharia:   ok bye for now
kiss n hug

Me:           adios- - it means go with God

eucharia:   Dear am happy for chating with you .

Me:           same here- - now i must go too

eucharia:   i love you.

Me:           you are so sweet

eucharia:   i will pray for God to be with us .
thanks
bye

Me:           ok bye

[ Definitely a West African. Take note of the fact that I never actually said I was a man, only alluded to it in the 'scandalous man' reply. Alotta has never posed as a man in a romance scam, only in business scams. I'll see where this goes and prepare myself if need be.]


[ And 5 nights later.. back again..]

euchariakim is Available

euchariakim (3/17/13 9:00 PM): <ding>

euchariakim (3/17/13 9:00 PM): hi

euchariakim (3/17/13 9:00 PM): <ding>

euchariakim is Available

Me:           hello

euchariakim: hi dear.

Me:           yes hi

euchariakim: how was your day?

Me:           well it is the afternoon here in australia right now
so the day is not yet over

euchariakim: ok
did you receive my offline massage i sent to you? ? ?

Me:           no i did not

euchariakim: Dear I'm always happy whenever i see your sweet message, i feel love within me whenever I'm chating with you am always happy love, i want you to know and remember always that come what ever it's may, i love you so much and my heart will always go for you.

Me:           you sound like a valentine card

euchariakim: realy...

Me:           yes!

euchariakim: You see how special you are to me. I rent a helicopter just to greet you. What bliss!

Me:           a helicopter- - - wow!

euchariakim: Hmmmm yeah

Me:           well the fabric and leather business must be doing well if you can rent helicopters, LOL!

euchariakim: By the grace of God , but ti does not come always
Ever since the day we chat, I know that you were extremely specialÉ..I know that I wanted to get to know you better and I knew that my emotions had been touched

Me:           that was 5 days ago and our first chat- - this is our 2nd- - so I am amazed!

euchariakim: yeah

Me:           your enthusiasm is overwhelming

euchariakim: really

Me:           oh yes- - helicopters and such thoughtful words!

euchariakim: thanks
Dear what are you doing now?

Me:           you are quiye welcome dear
doing now? sitting here chatting with you

euchariakim: ok Dear
As I think about us together sharing our hopes, dreams, joy and painsÉ..I know that there will be no ends to "us

Me:           you are such a dear sweet woman

euchariakim: thanks Dear

Me:           so very thoughtful from the heart

euchariakim: Hmmm.......

Me:           hmm what?

euchariakim: am happy

Me:           oh I am glad to hear that- - it makes me happy too

euchariakim: and me too

Me:           it must be early where you are- - what time is it?

euchariakim: yes, 5.50am
what about your?

Me:           almost 3pm

euchariakim: Dear tell me more about your self.

Me:           well what do you wish to know?

euchariakim: anything

Me:           well that covers a lot

euchariakim: yeah

to let you know my opinion towards a commitment relationship and what i feel

Me:           ok- - so tell me your opinion

euchariakim: Commitment is the greatest key to a successful relationship. If you are committed you will always find a way to work things out

Me:           that is one definition of committment- - the other is being sent away to the loony bin
both similar, in a way, lol

euchariakim: Communication... .talking and open honest communication about how you feel, What makes you happy and what upsets you

Me:           yeah

euchariakim: If you don't tell your partner then they can't do what makes you happy and vice versa

Me:           agreed

euchariakim: I feel that a relationship should always be based upon honesty and acceptance

Me:           certainly- - what the world needs now is love- - sweet love

euchariakim: yeah that is what i need from you Dear.

When you can fully accept yourself, honesty will come naturally

Me:           well as i previously asked you- - aren't there men in europe?

euchariakim: they are , but there are may fishs in the ocean, but i just want a man out side Europe
This in return will leave your partner feeling comfortable with you, knowing there is nothing to hide

Me:           well what do you know about Australia here?

euchariakim: i ahd that is a beautiful place to stay.
If two people can see each other in full view with complete acceptance

Me:           yes it is beautiful here but half a world away from you
do you know anything about it at all?

euchariakim: no
may be you will tell me

Me:           so ask me what you wish to know about here

euchariakim: how is life and business over there?

Me:           i am alone as I said and business here on the koala ranch is hard work for me but very successful

euchariakim: ok

Me:           is kim your last name or middle name?

euchariakim: Eucharia Castle
kim

Me:           so kim is your last name?

euchariakim: yeah

Me:           ok- - - kim is the most popular name in all of Korea- - are you asian?

euchariakim: no

Me:           ok

euchariakim: do you like asian?

Me:           does not matter to me- - but I do love asian food

euchariakim: they can build a successful relationship from this I believe that the most important 'key' to a successful relationship would have to be 'trust'
I believe that with trust, love will follow

Me:           who is this THEY that you are referring to?

euchariakim: we.LOL

Me:           ok i was wondering- - i thought you were talking about other people, from your usage of the word

euchariakim: However, what I have noticed is that many people think trust, or expect that trust is to be earned by the other person when in all actuality it is something that comes from within yourself

Me:           yeah

euchariakim: All too many times people will say they don't trust due to past experiences

Me:           well they are not entirely wrong- - past experiences are all we have to draw from in life

euchariakim: What they don't realize is that they have built up those proverbial walls to protect them from the very thing they are searching for...yes

Me:           well walls- - proverbial or literal or figurative- - often serve a purpose..Helped save China, for sure.
and kept the russkies out of berlin

euchariakim: there is a risk in trusting someone, but when you finally find that 'right' person, it makes all the past experiences and lessons learned very much worth the risk, All of life's little lessons do not have to be painful...

Me:           i think the marquis de sade said that too

euchariakim: yeah...even when they seem so at the time. You just have to chalk it up to experience and move on. Nothing is worth closing your heart. Nothing is worth living

Me:           nothing is worth LIVING? ? ? ?
that makes no sense

euchariakim: in a world of fearing what bad 'may' come to you Without trust, you close your heart to the happiness and joy that true love brings. It's only my experience... and it's what I believe has given me the wonderful gift of 'true' love.

Me:           why do you say this is a world of fearing?

euchariakim: i jsut want to be sure that i have see the rightful person

Me:           i can agree with that..but what about when you said nothing is living?
what did you mean?

euchariakim: becuase all things belong to God

Me:           well all things belonging to God ARE living- -
HE throws around the lightning bolts, makes the sun shine, all kinds of stuff
are you there dear?
i can not keep waiting if you do not reply
i will wait 3 more minutes and that is it
now only 2 more minutes
1 more miute
minute
time is running out for us
ok bye- - maybe forever- - i do not like to wait this long

euchariakim: sorry iwent to the restroom
am back
<ding>
<ding>
am sorry Dear

Me:           you kept me waiting 12 minutes and did not have the courtesy to tell me

euchariakim: am sorry for kepping you waiting , fine a place in your heart to forgive me .

Me:           i am a forgiving person, so I forgive you on that- - but if it happens again- - -

euchariakim: i promise it will not ok.

Me:           ok if you say so

euchariakim: thanks Dear.

Me:           just please do not do it again, ok? if you have to go then let me know

euchariakim: ok am sorry Dear.
On occasion surprising your mate with a nice romantic date or evening together and telling each other I love you, There is a lot of love and caring in the relationship

Me:           romantic date? but as i said we are a world apart

euchariakim: the distance don't matter,
we cam make it happen.

Me:           DOESN'T matter..I thought you said you were college educated..
DON'T MATTER is bad grammar

euchariakim: all thanks for that.
no one perfect

Me:           no one IS perfect..

euchariakim: Communication at all times is so important, and most importantly, respect for each other and their need for alone time as well as together time, Two people trusting each other fully, not being afraid to tell the other what one thinks, whether its good or bad, and the other respecting their opinion.

Me:           suddenly your garmmar improved 100% - - good.
grammar that is

euchariakim: lol
i told you no one is perfect
Communication at all times is so important, and most importantly, respect for each other and their need for alone time as well as together time, Two people trusting each other fully, not being afraid to tell the other what one thinks, whether its good or bad, and the other respecting their opinion.

Me:           slight spelling mistakes are to be expected in typing, but one should always have good grammar and proper usage

euchariakim: yeah

Me:           correctamundo, as Saint Julius said

euchariakim: lol
A relationship between two people cannot grow without trust. Loving a person is not enough, because if you've got doubts building up inside then a relationship won't work,

Me:           yeah

euchariakim: A good relationship is frankness and open- minded communication between friends. It is a two- way communication without dominance and/or hypocrisy in it

Me:           so do you sit around all day talking about the good and bad things about relationships? it sounds like it!

euchariakim: i have been in any relationship..

Me:           uhh- - please say that again, in English words I can understand

euchariakim: A good relationship isn't necessarily flawless, because human beings aren't flawless. It's more important that you can grow with the person you love

If you can learn and grow each day with your best friend standing by you in body and in spirit- then you have a good relationship, When you can feel comfortable about everything

Me:           yeah- - but what do you mean when you say **i i have been in any relationship **

euchariakim: with my late husband.

Me:           ok..and what was his name?

euchariakim: Mr John

Me:           you called your husband Mr John?

euchariakim: yeah, because his not alive again

Me:           are there any people who ARE alive again besides Haitian zombies?

euchariakim: no

Me:           well I just thought it was a strange way you said it

euchariakim: ok Dear.

Me:           so where did you bury him?

euchariakim: Please reminding of what i have forgoten
please stop reminding me of that.

Me:           you can't remember where you buried him? ? it was just a simple question from me..
well YOU told me he is dead- - so I just asked a simple question

euchariakim: it brings pain to me.

Me:           i see.

euchariakim: what is your full name?

Me:           albert ottawa fosters

euchariakim: i go to now for work we chat later ok
bye i love you.

Me:           why so suddenly?
this is not good..

eucharia is Offline

[You can call me AL...this one also about 90 minutes..No scam yet but I can smell one coming. I'm being 'groomed'.. And yahoochat about to end forever]


THE EMAILS BEGIN...

FROM EUCHARIA AGAIN!

From your love Eucharia Castle
Tuesday, March 19, 2013 2:04 PM
From: "HENRION Sylvestrone" euchariacastle7@gmail.com
[ also another email address included]

[subject is 'From your love eucharia'...I will note when the subject changes..and I never gave her my email address]

Dear Sweet Heart,

If you have a special friend, You have the greatest treasure, For the devotion that he shows Will give you so much pleasure.....As we walk our path of life, We meet people everyday. Most are simply met by chance. But, some are sent our way. These become special friends whose bond we can't explain; the ones who understand us and share our joy and pain. Their love contains no boundaries.

So, even we are apart. Their presence enhances us with warmth felt in the heart. This love becomes a passageway, when even the miles disappear. And so, these friends, God sends our way, Remain forever near....

You're that special friend in my life...When evening shadows fall and another day is through, this is the special time I would love to share with you. I'll always be in your arms as the stars are shining; how I love the evenings and the stars.

You have me 100% .I only BELIEVE in one man and give him all my attention always.

Yours Love,
Eucharia Castle.

[The headers are Lagos. The pic is of a Caucasian buxom brunette age appx 30-33. Googling 'Henrion Sylvestrone' shows him to be a dying wealthy cancer widow with at least 2 email addresses. I emailed him an hour ago as Maryjane, it bounced. . ]

Cancer Victim is a common format.


FROM ALOTTA

3-19-13 TUES. 3:36pm

Dearest Eucharia

Thank you for your photo, however I could not see your face.

Who is Henrion Sylvestrone?

And why did this email have an address for micccjoooo at yahoo?

Alotta

[...if eucharia is also henrion, then that's a cancer scam and this romance one...i generally have a dozen active baits at any given time..]


FROM ALOTTA

Date: Tuesday, March 19, 2013, 10:45 PM

EUCHARIA DEAR

I SENT THIS TO YOUR EUCHARIA EMAIL ADDRESS AND IT WAS RETURNED BACK. WHY? AND WHY ARE YOU USING THIS EMAIL ADDRESS?

THANK YOU FOR THE PICTURE, BUT I COULD NOT SEE YOUR FACE,

AND WHO IS HENRION SYLVESTRONE?

[ i emailed henrion again at another email address he uses, per the posted ones on the net....and it did not bounce. ]


FROM EUCHARIA

3-20-13 afternoon

Dear Sweetheart Alotta,

How are you today, together with your business, hope all is well with you, actually my late husband names is Mr.John Henrion Slvestrone, that was why you saw that name there, but please don't remind me of what i have forgotten......

I wanted to send you this letter because; I think that you need to know what I am feeling.. And I thought this may be a way to tell you that you can look back at this letter when you are feeling down and think of what you mean to me, and how special you are to me.

From the day we started conversation and communicating, I knew you were my destiny. No man had ever captured my attention so fully or made my heart skip a beat the way it did. I knew that you would hold my heart in your hands and you more than do that - you completely own me and every part of me. When I think of you, my heart is so full of love and passion for you that I can hardly contain myself.

I think of spending every minute of every day with you and holding you so close to me. Whenever you think of me, please know that no matter how many miles separate us now or how much of our lives comes between us, you are always in my mind and I will never love anyone as much again. I thank God everyday for bringing us together.

The memories that I have of our relationship is everlasting, I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world, I would never do anything to hurt you, You mean more to me than you realize. I am hoping that one day I can prove all of this to you! I want you for you!

The miles that lie between us will soon disappear, and we will have each other always.

I want to spend my whole life with you, loving you and receiving your love in return. I long to hold you and feel your sweet caress, Even though we are apart, Now my heart will always be with you. As long as we have the memories, yesterday remains. As long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits and, each day is never a waste and the waiting will prove to be worthwhile.

What further words can describe what we have together Words can no longer describe it, but rather in feeling and emotion of what we have for each other. You have always had the key to my heart, and you inside my heart has made me more than I can ever be. Though the sea separates us now till that special day, I know we take each breath with every beat, and always together as one.

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Yours love,
Eucharia.

[ oy, this love stuff could gag a maggot....2nd time she used the 'what i have forgotten' line.]


FROM ALOTTA

3-20-13 Wed. evening

Eucharia dear,

Well I did not mention your dead husbands' name--YOU DID!


FROM EUCHARIA

THUR 3-21-13 12-58AM

Sweetheart,

Last night In my dreams, I saw you on the pier. The wind was blowing through your hair, and your eyes held the fading sunlight. I was speechless as I watched you leaning against the rail. You are beautiful, I thought as I saw you, a vision that I could never find in anyone else. I slowly began to walk toward you, and when you finally turned to me, I noticed that others had been watching you as well. "Do you know him?" they asked me in jealous whispers, and as you smiled at me I simply answered with the truth, "Better than I know myself.".......lol. Here is my mobile number you can ring me +447024090624. looking forward to hear from you soon.

Sincerely yours
Eucharia

[The opening lines--and all this romantic effluvium--are from a website called lovingyou.com...And of course any seasoned baiter knows that virtually all 44+70x numbers out of London are really celphones in Africa...]


FROM EUCHARIA

3-21-13 Thur. 1PM

Dear Sweetheart,

My love i have been expecting your call, why haven't you ring me? Please i want to hear your voice on the phone , please ring me... well i will like us to meet before i travel on sunday, i will be going to china to get some goods for my contract : but if it can be posible for to order the goods from here, that means i will not be traveling any more. please can you forward to me the name of the nearest airport and your address, so that i can come over and meet with you once the goods i order for is been ship down to London.

Your's Love,
Eucharia Castle

[hmm. this china story has to be a part of the scam. and she's slipping back into lad-speak, especially in that last line]


FROM ALOTTA

3-22-13 FRIDAY AFTERNOON

Eucharia dear
I need for you to explain something to me please.

[Now at this point I was going to send her a copy of the Sylvestrone scam..but I realized that would scare her off for good, so I cancelled that idea.]


FROM EUCHARIA

3-23-13 SAT. 5-11AM

Sweetheart,

Please can you forward me the NAME OF THE NEAREST AIRPORT AND YOUR ADDRESS.

Am just waiting for my goods to arrive by next week. them i can come over to Australia.
What kind of explaination do you want from me?

Your's love,
Eucharia.

[much importance placed on these goods and she wants to make sure I know it..meanwhile time to backtrack on my question to her..]


FROM ALOTTA

3-23-13 SAT. EVENING

Eucharia dear, I was just wondering how you have a home and job in London but suddenly want to live here in the desert..The weather is VERY hot here, nothing like Europe. But oh well, love knows no real boundaries! That explains it all dear.

The nearest airport to me that handles flights from Asia is in Darwin. The airport code is DRW. I myself am in Dingo Flats, just a walkabout from Daly Waters but about 900km south of Darwin. Small town, about 200 people, they all know me here.

Let me know when you are in China and have a safe flight.

Take care dear.. Al

[I'll totally ignore that she is not flying to China and act like i think she is...]


FROM EUCHARIA

SUNDAY 3-24 1130AM

[new subject] my feelings

Dear Sweetheart,

Honey do you know that a true love is not physical beauty, but an inner splendor that glows in the soul and radiates through all impediments, forsaking all boundaries.a true love is not perfection.

The perfection lies in the melding of two hearts,and two souls, to create a bondthat survives all imperfections and the passage of time.A true love is not fire,but the kind of warmth one feels from a golden fire's glow,an incomparable comfortin the face of despair,an offering of hope when all is hopeless.A true love is us with heart and soul,warm glowing light,and everlasting hope ....

I have called the company in China, were i do get my goods and make an order, they have promise to ship it down to London for me, i will not be travelling to china any more. once i receive my goods here in London, i will be coming over to Australia to meet with you. Please send me your picture,I can't wait to see you.

Your's lovely,
Eucharia

[talking to the chinese--quite talented..i can barely make out the menus....time to slap eucharia on all that plaigiarism]


FROM ALOTTA

3-24-13 SUNDAY 7-50PM

Eucharia dearest,
As always so nice to hear from you. Good thing you didn't have to go to China, they have a strange way of doing things. Crazy language and writing too.

I have read the warm sweet words you wrote to me, but dear they are not your own original words..I found them at
    http://www.passionup.com/love-poems/poetry4339.htm

Now there is nothing wrong you telling them to me, but since you did not really create them the proper thing to do is to credit the author BOBETTE BRYAN, who wrote them 11 years ago.

The photo you sent me was very blurred, I was absolutely not able to see your face, only that you are a brunette. So please send me one of you and I will do the same.

Warmest regards, Al Ottawa Fosters

[ earlier I sent a picture of Maryjane (actress/brunette Jennifer Tilly ) to this Sylvestrone lad to see if it would be reused in this..and note--yes i know eucharia is both, but it's just easier to refer to them separately. ]


FROM EUCHARIA

3-24 SUNDAY LATE PM

Sweetheart,
one can use that to express his or her feelings towards her lover , that was why i use it for you Ok.

when i get home i will send you my other picture for you to view.

Why have'nt you ring me?

Your's alone,
Eucharia


FROM EUCHARIA

3-25 Monday 3-38AM

Here is my pictures

[three tiny ones sent.. skinny anorexic pale blond age appx 26--eucharia says she is 41-- looking nothing like the original one provided...face not very visible..]


FROM ALOTTA

3-25 some time Monday afternoon

Eucharia dearest,
So very nice to hear from you again.

Your pictures are quite small, but nice. That prior one you sent was blurry and your hair was brunette..You said you were age 41 but look a lot younger and now blonde! I know you women like to change your hair colour. Anyway I am attaching 2 photos of myself, I hope you like me!

The 3rd picture is my koala ranch here. And as you can see it is very remote here..We have no mobile phone service, too many mountains. And our local phone service has been out about a week now..The phone pole connection was wrecked when one of the local drunks named Ned Kelly crashed his edsel into it and had to go to the hospital, then maybe gaol. Unfortunately old Neddie is the phone repairman in this area, so we are still waiting.

I await your next email! Yours truly,, Al

[ pics sent are Alec Baldwin..the ranch is the ghost town of Shakespeare New Mexico USA....and old Neddie in his Edsel--I've used this excuse before in another bait here on Scamo and it worked]


FROM EUCHARIA

3-26-13 TUE 2-31AM

Sweetheart,

Thanks for your mail responce, sorry for the bad mobile phone service in your country, so how do i get in touch with you???? because i will be coming over once i receive my goods from China. i like your pictures, you are so handsome.

What a lovely email to wake up to, while I was just lying in bed soon after waking, wondering whether to get up or not, I was thinking how nice it would be to have someone kind & caring to share that quiet peaceful time before the day begins. That & my realist thinking how cold it was & longing for someone warm to snuggle with. Reading your words, I'm glad you feel that way, about me being your special friend, I mean. Sounds like a nice way to begin. You give me a sense of belonging that I haven't felt for a while & that brings it's own kind of contentment. Your's love, Eucharia

[what eucharia REALLY means to say is that she is happy I didn't question her more closely on her phony pix..]


FROM ALOTTA

3-26 WED. AFTERNOON

Eucharia dearest,
Such sweet words from you. You certainly have touched my heart, like a numbat singing in a hubbahubba bush.
Just let me know in advance when and what time you are arriving here in our beautiful country and what airport. Darwin (DRW) is the closest, but Adelaide (ADE) is also possible too. I shall meet you at the airport and warmly embrace you dear!
I truly believe that God has sent you to me via the internet for a special purpose. A man can truly get lonely out here with nothing but koalas and sheep around. If only they could cook and not hide the remote..... Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?

Thank you for the kind words about me, I'm nothing special to look at, just an ordinary hard-working Aussie bloke. I like the simple life--hard work, hard play, and then end the evening with a nice meal, a great sunset, and some Shysterbrau beer.

I await your next email dearest! With love, AL

[ all this small talk....I'm still waiting for eucharia to move on to stage 2..]


FROM EUCHARIA

3-27 WED. 9-51AM

Hello Sweetheart,

Am doing good today and i always have a smile on my face when i get a mail from you, I must say i really like you because u have every qualities i want in a man and u bring the words out of my mouth, I do believe Trust, Honesty , Understanding and True love is the best, i have all that to offer and i can see u have all that too.

I am not very busy here at the moment, I am only waiting for my shipment to arrive here from China, so i'll just get it cleared from the port and supply to the company that called for it, Get paid for contract and be on my way back home. Let me know when will be your convenient time to chat...Until then, Stay cool...Cheers

Your's Love,
Eucharia

['stay cool'?--women in love never say that...i can sense something coming up soon.. ]


FROM ALOTTA

3-28 THUR 5-46PM

Eucharia my dear,

Alas, a week ago Yahoo permanently ended their chat features. I'm as unhappy about it like a goanna caught up in a gitchigoomi tree. But I always stay cool as you said, however the weather here yesterday was so bloody hot that the echidnas laid their eggs standing up. Crikey!

That was the bad news..The good news was this week Geoff Dahmer from the South Canberra Alluvial Minerals University came by for supper and told me that the uranium deposits under my land could be worth upwards of $450 million and some North Korean business men could put it to good use. I am wealthy but THAT is more mazuma than I could ever dream about.

Honey with money like that we could do anything! Of course it would mean selling the ranch here in a few years but I've always had my eye on a beautiful place in the Gilligan Islands in Tahiti. Like Robinson Crusoe it's primitive as can be but quite a beautiful place..The beer would have to be shipped in but that would be no problem.

Time and tide wait for no wombats.

Like the great writer Veenus Damylo from Flatbush Brooklyn said 'I long to have ya wit me in my arms'. ...Indeed, I hope that shipment comes in soon for you so that you and I can be together..Just make sure there aren't any Chinese people hiding in it, those little buggers are always desperate for new lands.. lol !

Loving you, AL

[I emphasized the S.C.A.M.U. here but not to her...I already used good old S.H.I.T in the chat.]


FROM EUCHARIA

3-29 FRI 9-58AM

[new subject] What am facing here

Hello Sweetheart,

How are you doing today?, sorry for the hot weather, i thank God for the good news that came into our life, atlist with that we can live a better life in future.

Honey am having a little problem here, My goods was shipped to a wrong location, The shipment i have been waiting for to arrive here from China, Its was shipped to LAGOS instead of LONDON, Trying to see what i can do to get it re-directed back to LONDON...WHAT A STRESS.

Your's love, Eucharia

[whoomp there it is!..Stage 2 starts... Lagos now comes into play..and like that cowboy cliche, I'll try and head this off at the pass..]


FROM ALOTTA

3-29 FRI 5-46PM

Eucharia dearest,
Oh I am so sorry dear to hear of your dilemma. But do not let it stress you.

Those crazy Chinese..they sent your package to NIGERIA instead of LONDON. Well what can you expect from a country that was run by Commies just a few short decades ago? I hear they still eat cats and dogs.

Who contacted you about this screwup? My guess it that it was someone in Lagos since the Chinese obviously sent it and the Nigerians received it. Was it shipped via DHL or FedEx or what? Surely a tracer was available..

You can pretty much write off your shipment..Once those Nigerian rascals get hold of it you can kiss it goodbye. It is leather and fabric which they are sure to keep..My business experience tells me that they will be asking you for a lot of money for storage and shipping, and you will not get your shipment anyway. That is just the way they are, from what other business people have told me.

Certainly it is a loss, but you can write it all off on your taxes. Also I am sure that you insured it with the shipping company, so this is a legitimate claim for you to fully recover all your outgoing expenses.

It is a bad experience no doubt, but nothing earth-shattering..Just part of the way business happens..I once sent some valuable barramundi feathers to Lima Ohio USA and they wound up in Lima Peru South America, never to be returned again. The insurance covered it all and I did not lose any sleep over it. So go down to the local pub there in London and have a good drink and forget about it, don't let it stress you at all my dear.

Love, AL

[ barramundi feathers...and I'm sure that will fly right by. i've not seen this particular type of scam before, but in general it's headed down the same well-worn path. just a matter of how much money i will be asked for..]


FROM EUCHARIA

3-30-SAT 12-29AM

[new subject] feeling sad

Hello Sweetheart,

How are you doing, I'm really appreciate your kindness, it is a big container containing big quantity of leathers and fabric raw materials, Blank Tea Towels, Cotton, Shoes, Belts, Canvas Bags etc, honey i cannot afford to lose my goods and it was ship through the seaport.

I just want to write you quick note that i have to be in Africa to sort it out and get my shipment redirected back to LONDON. I called then in Africa there, those custom in charge of it they told me that i have to come down there to verify and prove, also to tender all my documents base on my Goods. I have book my Night available Flight, so Honey when i get to LAGOS.. I will let you know.. still thinking about you...

Yours Lovely
Eucharia

[ here we go..but this opens up the door for me to feel free to insult Nigeria in a 'be-cautious' way. And Swiss-Brit eucharia has no real grounds to defend the place from what I say w/o seeming too simpatico...]


FROM ALOTTA

3-30 SAT 1AM

Eucharia dear,

I am shocked that you had all that stuff sent by ship. It would have cost a little more via DHL or FedEx, but you could have had it at your doorstep in London in about 3 days. I looked up shipping from China to England and it takes up to 6 weeks. I thought you made this order just last week by phone...

More shockingly is that you are flying to LAGOS to recover that stuff. Don't you realise that all that stuff can be replaced? But YOU can not be replaced. I know that Nigeria has kidnappings and murders of tourists all the time..And those crafty Nigerians are NEVER to be trusted. They like to pull all kinds of scams. You can expect them to give you--a British white woman--all sorts of trouble.

My advice is to get out of that hell-hole called LAGOS immediately..Forget about all that stuff from China..It can be replaced. PLEASE TAKE MY ADVICE. LEAVE NIGERIA--AND AFRICA--IMMEDIATELY! I would not be able to help you if you get in trouble there because I certainly am not going to deal with any of those bludgers there. No way. Lose your goods and save your life and well-being..I hear that LAGOS is like an insane asylum with all the crazy ones out in the streets.

Get home to England honey as fast as possible--then come here.

Love, AL


FROM EUCHARIA

3-30-13--SAT 3:26AM

Hello Sweetheart,

Thank you for all your kindness, honey i cannot afford such amount of money to replace it, my goods that went to a wrong location is about $ 50.000, and i don't have such money amount with me, how i wish some one can help me out without me flying down to Nigeria, where do i get such amount of money to replace it? without traveling to Lagos, well honey will be very carefull when i get and get some police men to be with me, while i get my goods redirected back to London.

What do you think honey? Please advice, to enable me know what to do next.

Your's love,
Eucharia

[ 50 big ones, it looks like. I haven't actually been asked for it, she's doing the old Susquehanna Shuffle. ]


FROM ALOTTA

3-30-13 SAT 620AM

Eucharia dearest,

That certainly is quite a situation you are in.

If you have not yet gone down to Nigeria, then DON'T! No amount of money is worth your life in a corrupt country full of pirates, kidnappers, scam-artists, thieves, flibbergibbets, and assorted meshuganahs.

And if you have flown down there--GET OUT FAST! Do not count on those Nigerian Police to assist you in your safety, they are criminals with guns, so I hear.

My suggestion to you is to send me a copy of your passport, so that if you are robbed of it at least I can send you back the copy if need be.

Listen dear, forget about the money for your goods..As I understand it, this was merely a contract shipment for you, so they are actually goods belonging to some company who surely must hve insurance for these type of circumcisions.

Stay in London or get back there as fast as possible!. Cheap Chinese crap can always be replaced but YOU can not. Come here to Australia and be safe with a new happy life with me and I'll get you more leather than Liberace in a Fire Island bath-house.

Come be with me dearest...Love AL

[ No mention of assistance by me ..Call this an Aussie--Nigerian/Swiss/British-- Mexican standoff... ]


FROM EUCHARIA

3-31-13 SUNDAY 2:34AM

Hello Sweetheart,

Thanks for all the advice you give to me, well am still in London thinking of what to do.honey that goods have not be delivered to the company that called for it, mean while i should be the one to replace it and the problem here is that i don't have such amount money to order for another goods, where do i get $ 50.000.00 to order for another goods....How i wish someone can help me out, or can you help me out? To enable me come to Australia quick and order for another goods without me going to Lagos.

Them i will start my business their in Australia. Please advice still thinking of what to do.

Please i will forward you my passport later.
Your's Love,
Eucharia

[ a passport impossible i think, from those pics sent..]


FROM ALOTTA

508AM EASTER SUNDAY

Hello Eucharia dearest,
I am so glad to hear that you are still in London where it is SAFE.

You must remember that this shipping screwup is not your fault. Blame it all on the Chinese. It seems to me that you were doing contract work for some British company, so let them worry about it all. They must have plenty of insurance to cover losses.

I am still confused about this whole issue..You told me 2 weeks ago you were going to fly to China to get these goods..Yet it takes at least 5-6 weeks for a boat to go from China to England..The same time from China to Lagos too. I can't figure out how the shipment already arrived so soon. And how it wound up on the wrong boat...Oh well..

You did nothing wrong dear..There can be no way under British laws that you can be held legally liable to pay for that stuff. It is purely a corporate issue and falls under maritime stuff not involving you..They can not force you to pay and since it is a civil matter there is no gaol time.

Have a happy Easter today. Go out and have a good drink and one of those great British cuisines.

Love, AL


FROM EUCHARIA

8-19AM EASTER SUNDAY

Sweetheart,

Thanks for your mail responce and understanding, honey the goods was order before i told you, and i ordered all this goods with my money, i am to supply it to company that called for it, not the company money.

Well honey i need your assist to get me out of this whole mess, atlist i need a little money to assist my self to call for another goods, them i will be on my way to Australia, you are such a nice man that every other woman need in her life. I know that the devil is at work, all this are temptation.

Once i meet with you, i will quict this job.

Looking forward to hear from you soon.....still thinking about you.
Your's love,
Eucharia

[ up jumped the devil..no more tap-dancing, this time a direct request...eucharia has backed herself into a corner now by supposedly remaining in London...just where I want her to be....being in Lagos--where she really is--makes the bait-logistics narrower for me but i've handled it before. London much easier, even tho' I've never been there... ]


FROM ALOTTA

5-45PM EASTER 3-31-13

Hello Eucharia dearest,

I still can not comprehend how a company contracted you to purchase goods for them with your own money, especially $50,000..Certainly you obtained invoices from the Chinese. Do you have any I could see? I would like to know who they are so I can warn my friends in the leather business here. They import/export to China so it would really help my domanitrix friends especially.

I looked up airfare prices on the Internet and will convert them to U.S. Dollars which is easiest for us both to understand.
LONDON TO LAGOS-- the lowest about $750.
LONDON TO SYDNEY--the lowest about $375

Now this is where I am confused. You were going to spend all that money to go to LAGOS, which would of course also involve hotel money and most certainly a lot more in various fees once you were there..Plus of course all the dangers of getting robbed or kidnapped in Nigeria. I read in the Darwin Daily Fishwrap newspaper that just this week some 75 Nigerians were murdered in some Bozo Harem religious war. Now if they would kill themselves over that, then a skinny blonde British/Swiss woman like you would wind up as hyena food..I have actually seen photos of Nigerians in Lagos walking down the street with hyenas on leashes..It's like a zoo there.

For HALF the money to fly to that hell-hole you can instead fly HERE where you will be safe and happy..We can sell the uranium to the North Korean business men and move to Tahiti in a year or two and buy our own island.

The devil does indeed work his evil at times--how else to explain pineapple on pizza, justin beeber and cabbage patch kids..But this has nothing to do with temptation, merely a corporate mess not of your own creation nor your fiscal responsibility.

Love, AL

[ airfares appx but close, if she checks..I've saved her $375 on 'assistance'..she omitted the fact that she saved on not flying to China--but I don't forget.. 'bozo harem' really the Boko Harum, some crazy Nigerian religious bunch..]


FROM EUCHARIA

11-19PM EASTER SUNDAY

[new subject] very urgent

Sweetheart,

How are you doing today, hope all is well with you over there? Honey i cannot release my passport through internet for security reason, i can only send you the invoice later.

Out of this $50.000.00, how much can you be able to afford to assist me??? so that i can supply the goods to the company that called for it, and be on my way to Australia. If i should come to Australia without supplying the goods, they will start to trace me with the police.

Honey will you live your love to die here in this whole problem??? Imagine yourself in this kind of problem, and this is Company goods we are talking about, not individual.

(LORD PLEASE COME TO MY RESCURE AND BE MY STRENGTH........TEARS FLLOW OUT OF MY EYES)

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Your's love,
Eucharia

[ DIE? in London?....from what--stupidity? and tracked down by the cops for what--plaigiarizing love stuff?..she said she trusted the Nigerian police farce but is afraid of London's Finest.... very interesting..but stupid.]


FROM ALOTTA

2:19AM APRIL FOOLS' DAY (appropriately enough)

Eucharia dear,
Now you have me VERY confused.

What do you mean you could DIE? You must explain why you say this to me.

Also, as I TOLD YOU-- this is NOT a criminal matter. No police will be coming after you..It is strictly a civil matter, and I do indeed wish to have you send me that invoice..Not later--NOW... And it is exactly as you said in this email to me--this IS a company matter, not an individual one..You are not responsible. If the people who contracted you for this want their goods, then let THEM risk their lives in Nigeria getting back all that Chinese crap.

Certainly you have saved a lot of money by not spending it on airfare to Lagos and by not flying to China. So I have no idea why you need assistance from me.

However there might be a way..A business partner of mine is flying from Melbourne to Heathrow this week and you can meet her at the airport. She will be carrying a large amount of cash and travelers cheques. I shall email her your pictures so she will know what you look..You can trust Sheila, and I want her to meet with you in person at the airport. She owes me about $9600 on a wolverine deal we did 3 months ago..So I shall have her assist you and settle that debt with her if all goes well.

Cry no more tears dear...Love AL

[ she can't possibly be at the airport of course..$9600 is a sum large enough not to be ignored..might try and send a bagman--i would!--so i'll be against it at first but soften up if i have to..]


FROM ALOTTA

APRIL 2--MONDAY 3-17PM

Eucharia dear,

My friend Sheila arrives in Heathrow this Friday 5th April. If you wish my help in your financial situation, then I suggest something be arranged.

Love, AL


FROM EUCHARIA

APRIL 3 WED 9:55AM

Hello Sweetheart,

Thanks for your mail response. Sorry for late response, I was very busy trying to sort things out.

Yesterday was Easter holiday, and I went to the hospital for medical treatment, so i just came back this evening that was why i haven't send you the invoice, i will forward the invoice by tomorrow once i go out.

Please honey try to assist me, once I other for another goods I will come over to Australia. Honey, how are you sure that your partner will have that money with her???? And will give me the money. or should i give you the bank details of the company that i want to other for another goods.

Sweetheart I need to get out of this mess and be with you.looking forward to hear from you soon

Yours love,
Eucharia

[...Yup, can't ignore a big cash payoff...I'll give her a little extra time to make up that phony invoice. Must seem like a lucky break to her..and 1st mention of a bank..or medical problem..]


FROM ALOTTA

4:35PM WED APRIL 3

Eucharia dearest,

Yesterday was Tuesday in England, I did not know that the British celebrated Easter Sunday 2 days later.

I note that you had to go to the hospital for medical care..Are you ok? Just be glad that it happened in England and not Nigeria!

My business partner is a woman who does international deals..She has to delay her flight to Heathrow this week as she has to oversee a shipment of some fresh whiskey to Pitcairn this weekend. However she will be arriving in London next Wednesday..She owes me this favour and will assist you.

Yes please send me a copy of the invoice right away, I want to see what it is all about.

Honey you have not mentioned any bank being involved in this. Which bank is it and what is their address?

I dream of the day you can finally fly here to Australia..Imagine me and you--I do.

I think about you day and night, it's only right. To think about the girl I love and hold her tight--so happy together!

Love, AL

[ a quick trip to Pitcairn with some booze for a tee-totaling island it takes months to get to after all the paperwork....that'll fly right by..]


FROM EUCHARIA

8:40pm WED APRIL 3RD

Sweetheart,

Thanks for your mail response and understanding. how you doing over there? The invoice went to wrong location with the goods, i forgot to tell you that. Where is the destination that your business partner is coming in London?? I guess you should send her my mobile number in london +447024090624 to enable her ring me once she arrive.

I went to the hospital on Teusday, and Monday was holiday here in London.Honey i want you to make the payment through bank to bank transfer in other not to delay me from coming over to Australia before Wenesday next week, honey i need to be with you as soon as possible. am always thinking about you.

Your's love,
Eucharia

[ missing invoice? for shame..blame it on the other guy..]


FROM ALOTTA

11:18PM WED APRIL 3RD

Eucharia dearest,

I am still confused..You were going to fly to China but did not, so how did you pay $50,000 to this shipping company? As an international woman of business that you are, you certainly must have SOME receipts on file, and I do indeed wish to see them.

Sheila will only meet you in a public place and preferably at the airport, she tells me. What neighbourhood in London do you live in? Perhaps she can get a nearby hotel.

Love, AL


FROM EUCHARIA

11:29PM THURS. APRIL 4TH

Sweetheart,

Sorry for late respond to your mail, i have been at the hopital that was why you have not had from me. I left all my documents at home including my contract award certificate.

I live at Manchester , but presently at the hopital for my medical treatment and it is far from heathrow, as soon she arrive you forward me her contact details.Sweetheart you can make the payment through bank to bank transfer.Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Yours love,
Eucharia

[ she said she lived in London in the chat..trying to make it seem a long way to Manchester..it's like a quick hop up the thruway from brooklyn to boston]


FROM ALOTTA

4:23AM FRIDAY APRIL 5TH

Eucharia dearest,

I hope all is well with you in the hospital and stuff. You have not told me what the malady is..Be glad you didn't go to Nigeria, they get malaria there. And probably a whole lot of other nasty things too.

Manchester is not a very far drive from London, just a few short hours..And I shall tell Sheila that you are there because I know she will be there on her way to Scotland and up there. It is absolutely important that she gets to meet you in person. She can meet you at a neighbouhood cafe, or visit you in the hospital if you are still there, But it must be done before any money is offered by me for your assistance in this mess.

And I wish to see some kind of copy of your dealings with these shippers, I am still waiting on that, dear.

Love, AL


FROM EUCHARIA

10:23am Friday April 5-2013

[new subject] hello sweetheart

Sweetheart,

Ok. I will go to Manchester and get my contract award certificate this weekend, because where i am now in the hospital is a little bite far from London, kindly forward me the E-Mail Address,Telephone number and the picture of Sheila to enable me contact her and you also forward her my telephone number for easy communication.

I love you so much because i continue to miss you every day that pass by, i can't wiat to be with you in Australia.

looking forward to hear from you soon.

Yours love,
Eucharia

[ will go to Manchester?? -she said she was there..I actually have a friend in Manch and I'll email him now with all this, for a heads-up on if i need info the net doesn't mention.]


FROM ALOTTA

5:45PM FRI APRIL 5TH

Eucharia dearest,

You still have not told me why you had to go to the hospital.

In our chat you said you were in London, then 2 days ago you said you were in Manchester..And now you say you have to travel to Manchester. This has me very confused, please explain.

I will be glad to see this contract award certificate. And any receipts and invoices those wacky Chinese gave you on this deal.

I am in contact with Sheila. She will be traveling with a huge amount of diamonds to sell in Antwerp and plenty of cash too. She has your pictures that I forwarded to her, she knows what you look like.

Love, AL

[ had to remind her that Sheila knows what she looks like..but I'm not sending a Sheila pic. ]


FROM EUCHARIA

8:25AM SAT APRIL 6TH

[new subject] The company is demanding for their Goods

Sweetheart,

I live in Manchester and I went to the hospital, not in Manchester. My doctors told me that am having high blood pleasure, due to over thinking.

I will forward to you my contract award certificate by Monday.

Do I have to wait for Sheila to sale her diamond??? How do I contact her with out having her telephone number and picture???? Who is this Sheila to you??? How much did you ask her to give me and what Assurance did she give to you ???

Sweetheart, you confuse me not to go to Nigeria and now the company is demanding for their materials. I quest Sheila will have to meet with the company that am supplying the goods and give them the money or you have to send the money through bank transfer By Tuesday. Do you wish to speak with the company??? What do you think???

Looking forward to hear from you soon

Yours love,
Eucharia

[i'm subtly being blamed for telling her not to fly to lagos..7 or 8 questions asked of me--but THEY never like being put to the same task, for obvious reasons. ]


FROM ALOTTA

4:57PM SAT APRIL 6TH

Eucharia dearest,

Besides being my trusted business partner, Sheila is the sister of the wife of my brother. She will be selling the diamonds in Belgium later in the month.

And due to the fact that she will be traveling with a tremendous amount of cash plus diamonds for security reasons she told me that she does not wish to show her photo..But she has YOUR pictures I forwarded to her. That is all that will be necessary. I can assure you that she absolutely will only meet with YOU and in a public place in Manchester.

Eucharia dear this mess is all due to your company, not you. If your company is demanding for their goods then let them sort it all out..Let THEM travel to China or Nigeria to get the goods back. This is certainly their responsibility..I am not going to involve myself with them, and Sheila most assuredly the same too.

Sweetheart you are making demands upon me and this is not good. I am having Sheila give you almost $10,000 out of the goodness of my heart..When she gets to London she will be there for a day or two and then rent a car and drive to Manch to do business and meet with you. I asked you what neighbourhood is near you and you did not answer that, so you will have to let me know to tell Sheila.

Love, AL


FROM EUCHARIA

8:28AM MONDAY APRIL 8TH
[new subject] The award certificate

[The Award Certificate,.JPG]

Sweetheart,

How are you doing today, hope all is well with you. When is your partner coming to London??? Because i need to reorder for another goods.

Honey bank to bank transfer will be the best way for me to receive the funds, because i cannot risk myself in carrying such amount of money in cash, i will forward you the bank account details where she willl transfer the funds into, once i receive the funds and order for another goods, i will be on my way to Australia because i can't wait to be with you in person.Fine attach the contract award certificate.

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Yours love,br /> Eucharia

[ Wilford 'Fabrication & Designs'..a sly way of saying 'chicanery'?..I note it has no address other than London, and no website..The date 3/23/13 of course not the way the British do it..And payment in EUROS???...well at least no RED SEAL OF AUTHENTICITY.. ]


FROM EUCHARIA

5:48PM MONDAY APRIL 8TH 2013

Eucharia dearest,

Sheila will be arriving in London on Thursday, then driving to Manchester 2 or 3 days later, she informs me.

I have looked over the certificate attached and it is quite puzzling to me..WHY would the Wilford Fabrication & Designs Company of London use EUROS as their monetary unit? Also there is no address or website listed on their document, this is most unusual. Where in London are they located? Surely you have been to their office many times..

If carrying around a large sum of money has you worried, you need not worry about that or over-think it. Sheila will also have American Express Travelers Cheques and Thomas Cook Cheques. These are of course readily accepted in the UK and absolutely safe to have, nobody would be able to cash them except you.

Honey you keep talking about a bank to bank transfer, but I insist that Sheila meet with you..Manchester or London is fine, she will be in both. I want to assist you out of this mess, but I also want her to meet you and get to know you since you will be coming into our family in the future. You can meet in a public place, or at your home address. I told Sheila she can trust you, as she has to be careful about all that cash and the diamonds she is carrying.

So please Eucharia sweetheart meet with Sheila..Just tell me where and when and I shall pass that along to her. If you truly want my help on this mess, then this is how it should be resolved.

Love, AL

[ I decided not to bring up the 3/23/13 issue, but the euros question is a legitimate one in this bizarro world..]


FROM EUCHARIA

7:03PM MONDAY APRIL 8TH

Sweetheart,

I tough you said that she will be coming to London on Wednesday??? So what is happening now??? Sorry i will be going to the hospital for my medical treatment and check up, so i don't think if i and Sheila will meet in person.

I believe that what God has join together no one should put asunder, honey if you really want to help me out of this mess, why not ask her to transfer $5,000 the part payment of the funds through bank to bank transfer, once we meet in person she will give me the balance, because i need to order for another goods on Wednesday.

I believe she is a business woman and she will understand what am passing through now. Please forward my mobile number to her and ask her to ring me or forward me her mobile now or do you want to speak with the company director???.

If you don't want to help me out their is no problem about that, but have it at the back of your mind that what ever that goes around comes around, may it will be your turn or her own turn.

Looking forward to hear from you soon,

Yours love,
Eucharia

[ eucharia getting snippy and testing my reactions to it..]


FROM ALOTTA

8:10PM MONDAY APRIL 8

Eucharia dear,

Sheila is leaving Melbourne on Wednesday, but arrives in Heathrow Thursday due to the date differential, other side of the world tardis.

You sent that certificate, but you did not show me anything having to do with China. The certificate says 800 thousand euros, which are not the money of England. Anyway that many euros is almost $1.3million USD..So what does $50,000 have to do with this?

Honey if you are going to be in a hospital, then tell me which one and Sheila will come visit you there. Or give me the address of the Wilford company and I'll have her go pay part of your bill there and see if this mess of yours can be straightened out.

Sweetheart it somehow sounds like you are trying to avoid meeting Sheila in person. This is not good. I do not understand what you mean by 'what goes around comes around' in this instance..HELP is being offered to you and you are being quite difficult about it.

As I suggest, Sheila can meet you in the hospital..But if you have a trusted friend in Manchester, perhaps Sheila can meet with him or her. It is up to you.

Love, AL


FROM EUCHARIA

3:02AM TUESDAY APRIL 9TH
[ new subject] very urgent

Sweetheart,

Thank you so much for your mail response and understanding towards this problem, i will inform the company and tell them that My husband sister is coming to give them $10,000,00 on Thursday, and i will get back to you with their respond.

The $50,000,00 was part of the money that was giving to me when i got the contract ok.

Honey i want to be with you once all this have been settle, please do not fell to inform me once she arrive here in London.

Looking forward to hear from you soon, Yours love,
Eucharia

[note-- I said $9600, then she said $5000, now she says $10 grand..]


FROM EUCHARIA

4:50AM TUESDAY APRIL 9TH
[new subject] response from the company

Sweetheart,

The company said that they will give you an account where you will deposit the money. and you forward me the transfer slip of the payment.Bank to Bank transfer is the best way and more secure honey.

(Honey please just do according to the company desire.I can't wait to be with you because you already captivated my heart so now we just need to meet & begin our life together. Sounds nice, doesn't it??There'll be lots of occasions for us to be in each others arms happily enjoying the company of our soul mate, hopeful for a very long time...... & yes, there'll be kisses to inspire you).

Looking forward to hear from you, to enable me get or inform the company to forward you account details.

Yours lovely,
Eucharia

[ ..banks? none here in Dingo Flats...i always get that issue out of the way in virtually every OZ-based bait. .]


FROM ALOTTA

12:35PM TUESDAY APRIL 9TH

Eucharia dearest,

I will try and answer both emails you sent as one combined.

Yes Sheila will be arriving on Thursday, but with jet lag and shpilkas she is going to be very tired and I am sure that she will just find a nice hotel to settle down in and knock back a few belts of some fresh whiskey.

I note that you are referring to me as your husband to your company, which is of course not really true. We have not yet made sweet passionate love!

I am confused by what you mean a bank-to-bank transfer being the best way to do this..I disagree for 2 reasons..The first is that here in Dingo Flats there are no banks, everyone pays in cash. And what banks are you talking about?

And secondly, I want Sheila to meet in person with you or a trusted friend. OR she can also pay directly to the company. That certificate you sent for the Wilford company did not list their address, which is most unusual. So please tell me what it is so I can have Sheila stop by and look around, maybe buy some fabric too. I am still surprised that a firm based in England pays in EUROS, you did not give me an answer about that. Sheila only deals in dollars and travelers cheques..The diamonds are for later in Antwerp.

I await your email dear, Love AL


FROM EUCHARIA

8:11AM WED APRIL 10TH
[new subject] ARE YOU WILLING TO HELP ME????

Sweetheart,

Have Sheila arrive in London??? The distance between us will not be a barrier. That is why I am referring you to the Company as my husband and one day we will make a sweet passionate love. Well I don't have anyone that i trust.

Since i and Sheila will not meet in person, i quest she will have to go to the bank and deposit the money into the company account that i will forward to you. This is what i mean by bank to bank transfer and you are not the one to deposit the money so there is nothing Dingo Flats have to do with this transfer here Ok.

One can make transaction with any currency here in London, it doesn't mean if it is DOLLAR OR EURO, meanwhile for the contract award certificate to come with EURO does not mean anything here ok.

Honey if you really want to help me you have to tell Sheila to deposit, but if you don't want to help me, no need to bother yourself, you are the one that confuse me not to travel to Nigeria hoping that you will help me out, and now what you did is to keep asking all kinds of question, which i don't like.

If Sheila needs fabric tell her to contact me Ok

DO I FORWARD YOU THE ACCOUNT DETAILS WHERE SHE WILL DEPOSIT THE MONEY?????

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Yours love,
Eucharia

[ getting impatient and insistant..and sounding much more Nigerian.. too many questions, have I?..she had 'alotta' them too. ..time for a slap]


FROM ALOTTA

3:53PM WED APRIL 10TH

Eucharia dear,

YES I have questions, and whether you like them or not--I have them. When I do a favour of this magnamosity for someone--especially someone I have not met in person--then yes indeed I am going to ask.

Primarily I want to know WHY you constantly refuse to meet with Sheila. I asked you for the name of the hospital and you ignored me. I asked you for your nearby neighbourhood in Manchester and you ignored me on that too. I asked you to set up a meeting with a trusted friend acting on your behalf and you said nothing. I asked you for the address in London of the address of the Wilford Company where you owe this money and you said nothing.

Eucharia dear you are very much desiring to be a part of my family here in Australia and yet you are also doing your very best to hide from Sheila, who arrives in London tomorrow-Thursday in London. WHY are you being so difficult???? I would think you would be most happy to be having this done for you and yet all you seem to have on your mind is having her deposit money with some bank ..

Sheila is waiting for me to email her and tell her where and when she can have a meeting with you. Just tell me the hospital or neighbourhood. I know that she wants to meet you too as you will be a part of our family which includes her.

Honey I want to assist you on this mess of your own creation and have us live a very happy life together. But when I do such a humongous favour for someone I at least expect them to show up for it. The one demand I make is that you at least have the common courtesy to accept the money in person from Sheila. Or at the very least give the address for the Wilford Company so she can go there and pay them for you.

THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT... Love, AL

[seems like some days you just can't give money away no matter how hard you try...I have given the chance for a bag-man to enter the picture...a veteran scam artist would jump on that faster than Oprah on a christmas ham...eucharia must be a lone wolf....]


FROM EUCHARIA

4:55PM WED APRIL 10TH

Sweetheart,

I am out from London for my medical treatment, and i don't have any friend that i trust. If you really want to help me, let me know so that i will forward you the account details Ok and also forward me Sheila telephone number or hotel telephone number here in London or you ask her to ring me now.

I promise to be with you once she deposit the money.

Yours love,
Eucharia


FROM ALOTTA

6:55PM WED APRIL 10TH

Eucharia dear,

Once again you confuse me..You tell me you are out from London, and in the same paragraph you say ***here in London**** meaning you're still there. I still do not understand if you are in London or Manchester.

England is not a very large country and Sheila will be renting a car. Please let me know what hospital you are in and I'll have her visit you there.You said your malady was from over-thinking, I can't imagine that takes more than a few hours in the clinic and some nyquil to relieve.

Honey for someone who needs money so badly you seem to be doing your best to avoid getting it directly from Sheila. This is almost an insult to our family as you obviously do not wish to meet with her. We are a very loving close family and just as tight-knit as your fabrics. Yet you appear to be shunning my sister-in-law. That is not good.

I promise nothing on a bank transaction, but do send me the details to pass on.

Love AL


FROM EUCHARIA

5:23PM THUR APRIL 11TH

Sweetheart,

I tough you said that she will contact me once she arrive in London, and uptill now i have not had from her. Honey If you realy want to help me, then send me her telephone number, because i want to speak with her. where is she in London???

Still waiting to hear from the company.

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Yours love,
Eucharia


FROM ALOTTA

6:55PM THUR APRIL 11

Eucharia dear,

I presume she has arrived safely, I checked and the flight got in since as my friend Raymond pointed out 'Qantas never crashed'. I do not yet know what hotel she is in but I am sure she is trying to adjust to the jet-lag with some sleep, booze, and qualuuds.

Before we go any further you need to tell me where YOU are ..Is it London or Manchester? I thought you were going into the hospital..You have not said which one..Nor have you given the address for the Wilford Company.

Honey dollars do not just drop from heaven without answers first. I want you to let me know where you are so Sheila can meet with you if you are to be assisted financially and be a part of our family here.

And what do you mean by ***I tough you*** ??

Love, AL

FROM EUCHARIA

6:45AM FRIDAY APRIL 12TH [new subject] very urgent

Sweetheart,

Honey am at the hospital right now in London my doctor say that i need to rest and here is the address and account details of the express service, that will ship the goods i want to order for.

The company say that i should pay in the money into this account, so please kindly tell Sheila to deposit the money into this account, and you or she will forward me the payment slip, to enable me show it to the company.

Here is the information of the account.

ACCOUNT HOLDERS NAME: UNIQUE EXPRESS SERVICES
BENEFICIARY ADDRESS: 1 HYDE HOUSE, CRESCENT RISE, LUTON, LU2 0AU UNITED KINGDOM.
ACCOUNT NO: xxxxxxxx.
SORT CODE: xxxxxx.
IBAN: GB21LOYD xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
SWIFT CODE: LOYDxxxxxxx
BANK NAME: LLOYD's TSB BANK
BANK ADDRESS: 60 GEORGE STRRET, LUTON LU1 2BB UNITED KINGDOM
[anonymized in case this account belonged to a scam victim]

Looking forward to hear from you soon and the payment slip.

Remian Bless,
Yours love,
Eucharia

[ via google i learn the addresses are real. the website on google for the express company is www.uniqueexpress.net and experience tells me it is completely fake. ..they incorporated at the hyde house Oct 2012 according to the british business public records...it also appears to be a house for sale..all i can say is that the address was once used by a lad to me about 10 years ago, i remember it..]

10 years! "Alotta" is a veteran.


FROM ALOTTA

1:35PM FRIDAY APRIL 12

Eucharia dearest,

The bank details duly noted.

Sorry to hear you are back in the hospital for all that over-thinking that landed you there in the first place. You obviously have access to the internet there, so please if possible have one of the nurses snap a photo of your self and send it along to me.

Now that you are definitely in a hospital in London, please tell me exactly which one it is and your room # and I will contact Sheila to visit you.

Honey I know Sheila and she will want to meet with you..I too want her to meet with you. I am asking you now--please stop ignoring us or else I will tell her to forget about it all. You simply refuse to co-operate when all we want to do is help..We are good people but you apparently do not wish to let us help you, being as difficult as you are being.

Love, AL


FROM EUCHARIA

2:01PM FRIDAY APRIL 12

ALLOTA

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME A FOOL, WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ME AS??? DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE THAT IS LOOKING FOR MONEY TO YOU OR DO YOU THINK THAT AM TRYING TO EXLOIT MONEY FROM YOU??? IF NOT BECAUSE OF THE PROBLEM THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE ASK FOR YOUR HELP OK.

THANK YOU PUTING ME INTO PROBLEM, HAD IT BEEN THAT I KNOW , I WOULD HAVE TRAVEL TO LAGOS FOR MY GOODS, BUT YOU ARE THE ONE THAT CONFUSE ME NOT TO GO THERE.

AM SURE YOU ARE A CHRISTAIN, MAY GOD PAY YOU BACK.

THANKS FOR ALL YOUR DELAY AND TIME WESTED.

EUCHARIA

[ me westing her time? gasp!..i'm just surprised there was no cursing..meanwhile time to remind her of a few minor things..]


FROM ALOTTA

2:25PM FRIDAY APRIL 12TH

Eucharia dearest,

You make this like it is all my doing. YOU got yourself into this mess.
I very much want to help you, but YOU are being the difficult one.

I asked you for the address of Wilford..No reply from you.
I asked you for the name of the hospital..Nothing from you.
I asked you what neighbourhood in Manchester..Nothing from you.
I asked you to meet Sheila in person..You ignored that.
I asked you for a receipt from the Chinese.I am still waiting.

Where is the love?

AL

[ well this is winding down I guess..had to point out the obvious to the oblivious..]


FROM EUCHARIA

2:31PM FRI APRIL 12

i should be the one to ask you , where is the love??? IF YOU TRULY LOVE YOU WILL HAVE TO GET ME OUT OF THIS MESS FIRST, i ask you to give me the hotel address of your so call Sheila , but you refuse,beside i have giving you my contract award certificate , but that one is not enough for you.

ARE YOU SENDING THE MONEY OR NOT AND WHERE IS THE TELEPHONE NUMBER OF SHEILA???? I HAVE THE HOSPITAL ADDRESS BUT I WILL NOT SEND IT TO YOU , IF YOU DO NOT SEND ME THE ADDRESS OF SHEILA.


FROM EUCHARIA

2:35PM FRI APRIL 12TH

FINE ATTACH MY PICTURE AT THE HOSPITAL.

YOU don't HAVE HUMAN SYNPERTY

[ wow--from a voluptuous brunette to an anorexic blond--and now a petite dark skinned woman age appx 49-53 with black hair being examined by a doctor--both look Sri Lankan or Indian...had to have this on file somewhere to send it in less than 5 minutes..]


FROM ALOTTA

2:40PM FRIDAY APRIL 12

Eucharia dearest,

Thank you for the picture. Yes I have human synperty.

Now listen to me honey. TELL ME the name and address of the hospital and Sheila will be by to see you and give it to you.
IF YOU WANT THIS MONEY THIS IS WHAT YOU MUST DO.
IF YOU INSIST ON MAKING DEMANDS ON A FAVOUR THEN IT WILL NOT BE DONE.

It is YOU who is making the problem. WE are offering to bring you the money and you remain obstinate...Now do you want it or not?

AL


FROM EUCHARIA

2:50PM FRI APRIL 12TH

Sweetheart,

I want it, tell me the address of the hotel of where she is and when do she want to come???

When do she want to come??? because i don't normally stay at hospital everyday.

Eucharia

[ ah, there is the love again! ..time to google a 5-star hotel in London..]


FROM ALOTTA

3:02PM FRIDAY APRIL 12

Dearest Eucharia,

She emailed me that she is at the Grosvenor House there in London. Tells me it is a very classy place.

Sheila can be over within hours..So tell me the name of the hospital and address you want to get out of this mess and the cash is as good as yours once she and you get to meet together.

Love, AL


FROM EUCHARIA

3:14PM FRIDAY APRIL 12TH

If you are willing to help as God have directed you to do, then tell her to deposit $5.000 on Monday , then once i get to the hospital i will send you the address


FROM ALOTTA

3:21PM FRI APRIL 12

Eucharia dear,

Less than an hour ago you told me that you ARE at the hospital.


FROM EUCHARIA

3:26PM FRI APRIL 12TH

If you are willing to help as God have directed you to do, then tell her to deposit $5.000 on Monday , then once i get to the hospital i will send you the address

[ ..me pay to learn the hospital address?...what a moron..]


FROM ALOTTA

3;30PM FRI APR 12

I can email her and tell her to be at the hospital in 2-3 hours if you tell me the name of it and your room # to tell her..If you want this assistance, then let us know.


FROM EUCHARIA

3:35PM FRI APRIL 12

Am sick and tire of all this , i quess you should live me alone, let me move on with my life and problem.


FROM ALOTTA

3:39PM FRI APRIL 12

Eucharia dearest,

Well if you are sick and tire that is why you are in the hospital. You said you would tell me the name of the hospital when I told you what hotel Sheila was at, which I did. It seems to me like you are trying your best not to meet with someone who is only trying to help..

AL

FROM EUCHARIA

3:42PM FRI APRIL 12

i pray that God should make a way for me.

GOD BLESS YOU

FROM EUCHARIA

3:46PM FRI APR 12
[ NEW SUBJECT] BYE

i don't know her is you that i know, so if you want to help me you help, but if don't want to help you live.

Please i don't want to meet her at the hospital any more ok.

St Thomas' Hospital, Westminster Bridge Road, London SE1 7EH

LIVE ME ALONE

[ i'll try and salvage this..and the hospital is real, i'll keep that in mind...]


FROM ALOTTA

3:52PM FRI APRIL 12TH

Eucharia dearest,

WHY the BYE? We were destined to be friends and lovers, you said this to me so very many times. I have not done you wrong, and I am only trying to help.

Thank you for the hospital address, I shall email it to Sheila and have her bring you the cash and some nice flowers too. And perhaps I'll get her to give you a diamond ring to show my sincerity.

Baby please don't abandon me! Blue skies are ahead!

Loving you always, AL

FROM EUCHARIA

4PM FRI APRIL 12TH

I don't need your ring and your cash any more ok.

If you want to help me, tell her to deposit the money into that account i send to you

[ that first line sounds like an angry cowgirl singin' the blues....]


FROM ALOTTA

4:05PM FRI APRIL 12

Eucharia dear,

Yes you sent the address of the Unique Express Services at #1 Hyde House, I will ask her to stop by there and make the payment.


FROM EUCHARIA

4:10PM FRI APRIL 12

Sweetheart,

When is she going to make the payment and how much is she going to deposit???

Yours love,
Eucharia


FROM ALOTTA

4:15PM FRI APRIL 12TH

Dearest Eucharia,
I sent her the details..I will have to wait to find out from her.

Love , AL

At 4:25PM she re-sent the banking details, no message, to which I replied " duly noted" as I also did earlier.


FROM EUCHARIA

4:34PM FRI APRIL 12

Sweetheart,

Tell her to send you or the Unique Express Services the scan copy of the payment slip, then you will forward it to me for PAYMENT EVIDENCE.

Here is the emai address of Unique Express Services: suniqueexpress@gmail.com

When is she going to deposit the money and how much is she going to deposit??? to enable me inform the Unique Express Services.

Yours love, Eucharia

[ add one little 's' in front and voila!--instant hopeful credibility as the real fake express company..but i'll later email this one given to see what happens..]


FROM ALOTTA

4:45PM FRI APRIL 12

Eucharia dearest,

She must be out in a pub right now--we Aussies love our beer--or driving around, so I will have to wait on that info from her.

Love, AL


FROM EUCHARIA

4:52PM FRI APRIL 12

Sweetheart,

Ok honey, i wait till to hear from you soon with info.

Yours love,
Eucharia

[ frustration but no suspicion....]


FROM ALOTTA

5:02PM FRIDAY APRIL 12

yes dear I too await hearing from her and I shall let you know..


FROM EUCHARIA

4:05AM SAT APRIL 13TH

Sweetheart,

When is she sending the money??? Please tell her to deposit the money on Monday 15th April 2013.

Kindly reconfirm.
Yours love,
Eucharia

[ i've got other things to do today, i'll let her sweat it out..]


FROM ALOTTA

4:45PM SUNDAY APRIL 14TH

yes I will have her report back to me.

[ time to contact the express company address she gave ]


FROM ALOTTA

TO UNIQUE EXPRESS
SUNDAY 5PM APRIL 14TH

Hello,

Do you have a record of someone named EUCHARIA CASTLE who owes money?

If so, then please send me something official indicating this. I am trying to assist her financially on a debt she says she owes you.

Send it immediately if not sooner. Thank you.

Alotta Fosters

[let me see what if any response this gets..and yes i know it is also eucharia at the other end..]


FROM EUCHARIA

3:37AM TUESDAY APRIL 16

Sweetheart,

What is going on that i have not had from you??? has she send the money???

Yours love,
Eucharia

[ note the 'had' for 'heard'..knowing well in advance this was coming, i gave it a lot of thought the past few days and had about a dozen ways i wanted to reply..i came up with a new idea just 2 minutes before typing....]


FROM ALOTTA

4:14AM TUESDAY APRIL 16 Hello Eucharia dearest, Sheila emailed me to tell me that the addresses you gave are in Luton, which she says is 50km from London. She also said that she was chundering all day and so she got a pregnancy test and it came up positive! Of course those things are not 100% accurate so she is going to a doctor later in the day.. So be patient. She is going through something very important right now. I myself am anxious to know. Love, AL

FROM UNIQUE EXPRESS

8:19AM TUE APRIL 16

PASSPORT lady.jpg

Attention Sir,

Sorry for the late respond.She was supose to send us $50.000, and she promise to deposit $10.000 yesterday been Monday 15th April, uptill now we have not had from her. Please kindly assist her, because we don't have much time Again

Fine attach my passport.

Thanks for understanding,
UNIQUE EXPRESS SERVICES
Fazee

[ the name on the Iraqi passport is Faeza....but the email signed Fazee. .. note the use of 'had' for heard, just like eucharia..no surprise..]


FROM EUCHARIA

8:31AM TUE APRIL 16TH

Sweetheart,

Why are you doing this to me??? if you don't want to help, why not tell me and stop deceiving me. And i have promise the Unique Express Services that i will deposit $10.000 yesterday.
So when is she sending the money??? Do i have to wait until she is Ok

Yours love,
Eucharia

[ i am deceiving her in the big picture, but not in any way to cause hissy-fits..i AM giving her a chance to collect the mazuma...]


FROM EUCHARIA

8:33AM TUE APRIL 16 Can't you send the money from Australia? Eucharia

FROM ALOTTA

2:51PM TUE APRIL 16TH

Eucharia dear

Last week you gave me the email address of Unique Express and told me to contact them..You can see the email I sent below.

They answered me, but sent me an Iraqi passport for some woman named Fazula.

What is going on? AL

FROM ALOTTA

TO UNIQUE EXPRESS

2:55PM TUE APRIL 16

Hello Unique Express

You sent me a passport for some Iraqi woman named Faruza.

That is NOT what I asked for.

I asked for an official bill for Eucharia Castle. And please send her passport copy to validate this.

Al Fosters

FROM EUCHARIA

5:58PM TUESDAY APRIL 16

that is the passport of the lady that work their ok. listen if you don't want to help just live alone and stop all this rubbish.

Bye

[ sounding VERY Nigerian now.. and 4 minutes later..]


FROM UNIQUE EXPRESS SERVICES

6:02PM TUESDAY APRIL 16

Attention,

We cannot send you Eucharia passport, she will be the one to send her to you, beside that is my passport, am a cititzen of irag, but i work for unique express services.

FAEZA

[ irag...how charming..and after 8 minutes--a change of heart!]


FROM UNIQUE EXPRESS SERVICES

6:10PM TUES APRIL 16

Here is the passport she send to us

[ where do I begin? an older blond..UN diplomatic passport. name is eucharia castle john. date of birth is may 1974 making her 38 as of today....place of birth iraq. citizen of United Kindom (sic)....of course eucharia said she was 41, never mentioned being a diplomat, i could go on and on..]


FROM ALOTTA

6:25PM TUESDAY APRIL 16

Thank you, that is quite interesting. However I also asked for an official bill which has the value of the goods and also please the name of the company in China.

Al Ottawa Fosters


FROM EUCHARIA

6:40PM TUESDAY APRIL 16TH

i quess you should go to hell with your so call money, do not contact me again ok. what are you taking me as, what kind of rubbish questin are you asking me , and you when ahead and contact the unique expess services, do you think that am lying to you. FUCK OFF

[ ooh--this kitten has claws!..I could drop the roof on all this and easily curse back, which is exactly what she would expect...of course i won't, which she won't expect.. ]

FROM EUCHARIA

6:54PM TUESDAY APRIL 16TH

YOU COULD HAVE TELL ME THAT YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO HELP ME, THAN TO KEEP ON WESTING MY TIME.

THANKS FOR DECEIVING ME, MAY GOD ALMIGTHY PAY YOU BACK

[...I'll let this sit for a day, to let her re-think about all that money..]


[ and then in my spam box..]

From: Henrion Sylvestrone <euchariacastle7@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: HELLO EUCHARIA [ this had been MY subject to eucharia the past few emails..]
To: "Alotta Fosters"
Date: Tuesday, April 16, 2013, 6:56 PM

YOU COULD HAVE TELL ME THAT YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO HELP ME, THAN TO KEEP ON WESTING MY TIME.

THANKS FOR DECEIVING ME, MAY GOD ALMIGTHY PAY YOU BACK

[ eucharia slipped up and used the 'henrion' for the 2nd time..i'll give her a free pass on this one and not further disturb the mice in that over-thinking brain..but I'll act surprised and quizzical and not let on..]


FROM ALOTTA

7PM TUESD APRIL 16TH

MR HENRION

WHO ARE YOU? AND WHY DID YOU SEND ME THIS?


FROM EUCHARIA

7:03PM TUES APRIL 16
[ subject again is 'bye'...]

you are a big deceive, that is why you don't want to give me the email address of your so call sheila and her mobile number.

[ my deceit is for the good however..]


FROM EUCHARIA

9:24AM WED APRIL 17TH

honey, sorry if i sound bad or insultive to u.fine a place in ur heart to forgive me. What is going on that i have not had from u? Sweetheart i can't wait to be with u. Try your best to send them the money. I beg u in the name of God. Love

[ apparently a change of heart, when thinking about all that money..but i don't think she is going to like my reply.]


FROM ALOTTA

5:23 WED APRIL 17TH

Eucharia dear,

Yes you were very mean to me when you called all this **rubbish**..Sheila just learned that she is pregnant and you have no womanly synperty at all. She has morning sickness all day and night from this, she tells me. I can give you her email address if you want it, but you certainly can not be mean and demanding to her..These things must be handled delicately.

Honey I received your passport from the Express company, they sent it. And it brings up a few issues..You never told me that you were a UN diplomat, just a fabric and leather person. Also it says that you were born in Iraq, which you also never said. And it says you were born in May 1974, which makes you age 38 right now, not 41 like you told me in our chat..It has your name as Eucharia Castle John, I though it was Eucharia Castle Kim???

But what bothers me the most besides the hepatitis my pet raccoon Rocky got this week is that the picture on the passport and the one you sent me about 3 weeks ago were a blond white woman..The one you sent me of you in the hospital last week was a much-older dark-skinned woman with dark hair.

Baby what is going on? I want so very much to assist you and believe in God bringing us together here.

Love, AL

[ i just can't let her get away with too much crap...legitimate questions do need answers, legit or otherwise. ]


FROM EUCHARIA

11:08PM WED APRIL 17TH

Sweetheart,
with all the thinking i'av to change and also we ladies do change our hair. Am so sorry, how is she doing? Just that am so worried.
I can't wait to be with you.
Love u

[ she's just using the reason I gave about the hair..and totally ignored all the rest.]


FROM UNIQUE EXPRESS

11:39 PM WED APRIL 17TH

Attention sir,
She is to pay us $100.000, and we will only help her get a goods in china. According to her she said that her first goods that she order for in another company went to a wrong location, and she contacted us to get a goods for her.

We don't know the name of the company that ship her goods to a wrong location. Sir this lady has suffer for all this days and she is sick because of it. Try to help her if u really wish to.

When are you depositing the money into our account? To enabl us proceed. For security reason we are not going to release any information to you again,until you deposit something into our account.

Thanks for your understanding.
Unique Express Service
Faeza

[..paying $100 big-ones now..poor eucharia can't keep the numbers straight..]


FROM ALOTTA

4:05PM THURSDAY APRIL 18TH

Hello Unique Express

I am not the one making the payment, I am in Australia. It is a family member of mine now in London. She is having medical problems at the moment but when she is better she indicates that she will stop by your office in Luton.

HOWEVER---this very well might not be done if you refuse to send an invoice. We do not give a damn about your security reasons.We want to see what is owed and have every right to see what the money will be paying for. I would suggest that you re-think this, as your customer relations are both atrocious and insouciant.

Albert Ottawa Fosters

[..i'll ignore eucharia today, but this is a redundancy..i can get snippy with her Faeza alias...anyway this will get her scrambling to make up a fake invoice..]


FROM UNIQUE EXPRESS

12:22AM FRIDAY APRIL 19TH [4.19, oh the irony..]

Dear Alotta, The invoice will be send to you or our customer after u deposit part of the money, then pay the balance once you or she receive the invoice.
Unique Express Services.


FROM UNIQUE EXPRESS 3:10AM FRIDAY APRIL 19TH
[new subject] fine attach the invoice

Dear Alotta,

Fine attach the scan copy of the invoice. When are you making the payment into our account? to enable us proceed, because we don't have much time.

Kindly reconfirm the receipt of this mail.

UNIQUE EXPRESS SERVICES
Faeza

[ this 'invoice' attached was something a 10 year old could type up in a flash..and it lists eucharias email address and phone, and signed by 'Paul Carlos' in typical illegible script...nothing special except it says under RECEIVED--NOT YET RECEIVED UNTIL PAYMENT BEEN DONE..no official seals or stamps.]


FROM ALOTTA

5:25PM FRIDAY APRIL 19TH

HELLO

FIRSTLY--THE WILFORD FABRICATION COMPANY IN LONDON IS LISTED BUT NO ADDRESS GIVEN FOR THEM..PLEASE PROVIDE THAT TO ME.

SECONDLY--EUCHARIA TOLD ME SHE OWED $50,000. NOT $100,000.

THIRDLY--SEQUEL TO YOUR PREVIOUS EMAIL, WHAT IS YOUR RUSH? THIS IS EUCHARIA'S DEBT, NOT MINE. I AM NOT THE ONE OWING MONEY.

FOURTHLY--NOTHING IS ITEMIZED ON THE VALUE OF THE LOST GOODS. AS WELL THE CHINESE SHIPPERS ARE NOT LISTED. WHAT COMPANY IS THAT?

FIFTHLY--FOR AN INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING COMPANY LOCATED IN LONDON I MUST POINT OUT THAT YOUR SPELLING AND SYNTAX ARE ATROCIOUS. ***until payment been done***, *** fine attach the invoice**

ALBERT OTTAWA FOSTERS

[ I can be as snippy and demanding as I want with eucharia in her alter ego 'Faeza'. ..and she knows she can't afford to piss me off too much...]


FROM UNIQUE EXPRESS

11:13PM FRIDAY NIGHT APRIL 19TH

Attention,
$100.000 is the total amount of goods she order for,$50.000 is part payment she want to pay. The address of the company is what she give to us.

You requested for invoice and we give it to you, so we don't see anything like rush ok.
Unique Express Services
Faeza


FROM ALOTTA

3:30AM SATURDAY APRIL 20TH

Attention you too,

This money is to be eventually paid to the Wilford Company due to the screwup. Now you people at this express company are collecting on their behalf. Therefore there MUST be an address for them in your files to pay the remittance to them..And this is what I want to know.

If money is to be paid by me for Mrs Castle-John the widow then I most certainly want to see what I am getting for my generosity..After all, this is NOT a debt that was incurred by me. I own a successful koala & echidna ranch here in Australia.

It is incumbent upon YOU to provide me with the information I seek. I also need to know the name of the shipping company in China and the manifest of what exactly was not delivered. I have a very good reason for this--if I do pay this money I need to be able to write it as a tax deduction for this year.

We have an old saying here in The Lucky Country Australia-- "when the emus fly over the the didgeridoos then the vegemite is right". And I agree, I am in no rush.

Albert Ottawa Fosters

[...I can't believe eucharia hasn't made up some phony address for the fabric company yet to at least placate alotta on that issue....these lads do indeed make their own problems at times..]


FROM UNIQUE EXP.

SAT APRIL 20TH 4:19AM [ note the time]

Dear Alotta,
We are to supply goods to Miss Eucharia from our branch in china,and not to Wilford fabrication.
Do not be afraid your money will not go in vain, we are giving you 100% assurance.
Unique Express Services.
Faeze


FROM ALOTTA

3:20PM SATURDAY APRIL 20TH

Hello

Well if you have nothing to do with the Wilford Company, then WHY is it listed as the primary company on that so-called invoice you sent to me? The address was left blank. And Miss Echidna Castle was acting as their purchaser. You also left her address out too.

You say that you have an office in China..So since the goods were shipped by your company and they arrived instead in Lagos Nigeria then it is all YOUR fault on this screw-up. Why are you demanding money for your own mistake?

Al Fosters

[..and a check in my spam-box..]

FROM EUCHARIA

8:36AM SATURDAY APRIL 20TH

Sweetheart,
how is Sheila? Please send me her Email ID.
Have the company contact you?
Love you

[ her emails vary between regular inbox and spam....]



FROM ALOTTA

3:45PM SATURDAY APRIL 20TH

Hello Eucharia dear,

Yes the company contacted me and they are obviously a bunch of nincompoops. Especially this person named Farozia. She says you owe $100,000 and she wants ME to send that much! I thought it was only $50,000. You never said anything about that to me.

She is also being quite obstinate,vague, and seems to have the business brains of a half-dead hyena. She said her office in China shipped the goods. So if they wound up in LAGOS then of course it is all THEIR fault, not yours.

Sheila's email is [ deleted here by me]. She tells me she will be in London for another few days, morning sickness and all that. And then on to Manchester. I must tell you--be VERY nice and understanding to her in her delicate condition. Do not forget the fact that you are asking a big favour. She is a sensitive person and if you start making demands on her, I think she might be insulted and move on.

Love, AL

[....another inbox i'll have to check now....eucharia must think of this as a windfall opportunity....it is--for me of course..]


FROM UNIQUE EXPRESS

3:57PM SATURDAY APRIL 20TH

Dear Alotta,
According to Miss Eucharia,Wilford is the company that award the contract to her.
Secondly, it is not our company that ship her goods to a wrong location. She contact us to get another goods for her ok.

Unique Express Services
Faeza

[..of course I note the repeated use the typical Nigerian 'ok'-stop]


FROM ALOTTA

4:25PM SAT APRIL 20TH

Hello

In an email sent by you 12 hours ago you said
>>> We are to supply goods to Miss Eucharia from our branch in china,and not to Wilford fabrication.<<<<

You say that YOU supplied the goods from China to the widow Castle-John. So this means that YOU sent the goods. I looked on the website for your company that she told me to look at..It lists your offices in India but not China..It also lists a different contact address than this one you have..What the hell is going on?

ALBERT FOSTERS

FROM EUCHARIA

4:32PM SAT APRIL 20TH

Sweetheart,
I contact them to help me get another goods.
I only need help from you, that is why i did not tell you the total amount, am sorry.
love you.


FROM ALOTTA

4:50PM SAT APRIL 20TH

Eucharia dearest,
Yes you did not tell me that. You said you owed $50,000. And now these Unique Express people say it is $100,000. So how were you planning to pay them in full?

There is some secretary there named Fluzia who appears to be a real idiot. She is an Iraqi, which explains part of it. She tells me that her company shipped the goods to you, then she says they didn't do that..Honey why do you do deals with these morons?

Love, AL

[...I don't forget that the eucharia UN diplomat passport also had her as iraqi born..to which she ignored when i asked..]


[..and in the inbox for sheila..]

FROM EUCHARIA

4:44PM SAT APRIL 20TH
[subj.] FROM EUCHARIA CASTLE

Hello Sheila,

Am Eucharia Castle from London, a friend to Mr. Alotta from Australia.

How is your health, Hope you are getting better now? Where are you?

your faithfully,
Eucharia

[ ..just friends now?..i'll change the text color for sheila, that has its' own credibility..]


FROM SHEILA BUNDEE

5:10PM SAT APRIL 20TH

Yes hello Miss Castle,
Albert has told me all about you..sent me your various pictures too.

I am still here in London. I went to the Margaret Thatcher funeral, were you there? Where are you currently in London?

As you know it is now after 1am here in London and I must get some sleep. A baby is on the way as I found out recently here and I must rest, but I shall be in contact.

Sincerely, Sheila Bundee

[ it is after 1am in londontown now--also in lagos too..these lads up all night will be late for church..]


FROM EUCHARIA

11:22PM SATURDAY APRIL 20TH

Dear sheila,
Where i am now is far from London.how are you today? Thank God for the baby that is on the way.

please sheila did Alotta send you the account details of the company. Just try to help me out and make the payment by Tuesday.i beg you in the name of God.
Yours faithfully,
Eucharia


FROM EUCHARIA

11:39PM SATURDAY APRIL 20TH

Sweetheart,
$100.000 is the total amount of goods that i want them to ship for me. Well i don't want to buder you with all the money, that is why i told you $50.000 so that you can be able to assist me. Honey don't worry about the company, they will supply my goods successfully. just tell sheila to deposit the money by Tuesday. I hope sheila will be out from the hospital by monday? A friend of my lend money from me and he promise to pay me back by June.
Thanks for your caring and love, honey i can't wait to be with you.
Yours Love,
Eucharia

[....'lend money from me'???.....i won't let her 'buder' me....how did she ever graduate that college in switzerland?..]


FROM UNIQUE EXPRESS

11:49PM SATURDAY APRIL 20TH

Hello Alotta,
don't you know that company do have branch anywhere in the world? Am sure that you have our contact address. do not be afraid, miss Eucharia will receive her goods ok. Just deposit the money, then you wait and see.
Thanks for understanding.
Unique Express Services

[ i guess no church today..many Lagos netcafes are closed on sunday, so eucharia might have a laptop..]


FROM ALOTTA

12:47AM SUNDAY APRIL 21ST

Eucharia dearest,
Sheila is not in the hospital..She is fine except for being a little pregnant, and she told me she will be out to see the London Marathon later today. Are you still in the hospital?

Love, AL

[ ..i can avoid the important stuff too..]


FROM ALOTTA

1:16AM SUNDAY APRIL 21ST

Unique Express--

I have no idea about what you said about company branches..I flunked a course in Gibberish at the University.

This is the 3rd time you have told me not to be afraid..I am afraid of nothing, though I do get mixed emotions, like watching one's mother-in-law drive a ferrari off a cliff.

Albert Ottawa Fosters


FROM SHEILA BUNDEE

1:38AM SUNDAY APRIL 21

Dear Miss Castle,

Thank you for the nice words. This will be my first baby! I am going out to watch the marathon later today.

England swings like the pendulums do, it is not a big country. I will be renting a nice car in a few days and driving to several places in England. So tell me where you are and we can meet in person. I certainly want to meet you if you are soon to be in our happy family, as Al told me.

Sincerely, Sheila

FROM EUCHARIA

7:30AM SUNDAY APRIL 21

Dear Sheila,
It will be a plaesure for me to meet with you in person.
I will be going to Italy first thing tomorrow morning for a wedding ceremony and be back on friday. I can only have internet acess there, but i promise to meet with you once am back. Please bear with me. You can reach me now +447024090624.

So when are you going to deposit the money into the company account and how much do you want to deposit? To enable me contact them.
Thanks,
Remain bless.
Eucharia

[ ..eucharia going to italy? or a convenient reason not to meet with sheila?? how many guesses? ]


FROM EUCHARIA

7:35AM SUNDAY APRIL 21

Sweetheart,
am out from the hospital, but first thing tomorrow morning i will be going to a wedding ceremony in Italy and i will be back on friday, were a friend of my will celebrate her wedding ceremony.sorry for late information.

How long will Sheila be in London? And when is she going to deposit the money?

Yours love,
Eucharia

[ I'll reply as sheila but wait about an hour as alotta..]


FROM SHEILA

3:57PM SUNDAY APRIL 21ST

Hello Miss Castle,

I love weddings! I have been to so many but always a bridesmaid, never a bride. I have never been to Italy but I do love pizza al capone with pavarotti sauce.

Yes I will be delighted to meet you in person this coming Friday. I had plans to go to Belgium on diamond business but that can wait. There are so many sights here in England I want to see first, like Stonehenge and the alleys of Whitechapel.

Unfortunately I am without my phone, it got left on my QANTAS flight..It must have fallen out of my purse..I inquired at the lost & found but they did not have it.

I can set up a place for us to meet, or you can. We can have a nice brunch of this wonderful British food they have here and then once I have met you we can attend to helping you financially.

Have a wonderful time in Italy!
Sincerely, Sheila

FROM EUCHARIA

4:45PM SUNDAY APRIL 21

Dear Sheila,
I have promise the company that i will deposit some money on Tuesday. To enable them ship my goods in time, because it will take like 3weeks before my goods will arive here in London. Can't you deposit atlist 5000$ to the company account by Tuesday? to give me the balance once we meet in person on Friday.
Please try to understand my situation since my goods went to a wrong location.
Yours sincerelly,
Eucharia

[ .....aww, she made a promise and has to keep it...]


FROM ALOTTA

5:37PM SUNDAY APRIL 21

Eucharia dearest,

So happy to hear that you are out of the hospital from all that over-thinking and stress. I hope the bills were not too high for you to pay.

I have been quite busy, with the sativa harvest, and this being the Saint Swithen's Day Festival weekend. I sure wish I could be going to Italy like you are doing. I hear those Italian wedddings are really something, pastafazool up the wazoo. This weekend I was at a picnic at hanging rock with my brothers Clemenza and Tessio and his wife Connie...Sheila is her sister. Everyone had a wonderful time. Connie cooked her specialty of roast wallaby in a creamy kookaburra sauce. Her children Mona, Larry, and Carly were throwing the food around, little stooges that they are.

I do not know the specific plans of Sheila, this is the first time she has been to the U.K. and I am sure that she wants to explore the place..She is in no hurry, that's the way we Australians are. I do want her to meet with you.

Have a nice trip to Italy and enjoy your self there!

Love, AL

[..not likely she will get there with a fake passport that says "UNITED KINDOM" on it...haha!.]


FROM SHEILA

6:18PM SUNDAY APRIL 21

Hello Miss Castle,

Whatever promises you made are between you and this company. I do not totally understand you however..If you are getting back in 3 weeks the goods that you have already pre-paid then why must you pay again? I understand that these are some sort of fabrics, so unlike food they are not perishable.

We can work this all out when you get back from the wedding in Italy.

It is after 2AM here in London and I am going to bed now.

Sincerely Sheila

FROM EUCHARIA

7:23PM SUNDAY APRIL 21

Sweetheart,
when will she deposit the money into the company account, to enable
them ship my goods in time?
Your love,
Eucharia


FROM EUCHARIA

7:26PM SUNDAY APRIL 21

Dear Sheila,
Am suppose to supply the goods to the company that called for it.

Eucharia

[ i'll ignore this, as i have to watch some paint dry...]


FROM ALOTTA

8:02PM SUNDAY APRIL 21ST

Eucharia honey,
She is over there in England and I am down here in Australia. She emailed me and told me that you said you will be meeting with her on Friday. That is all I know.

Love, AL


FROM UNIQUE EXPRESS

12:25AM MONDAY APRIL 22

Dear Alotta,

When are you depositing the money into our account?To enable ur ship the goods in time, Or are you people nolonger interested to receive the goods.

looking forward to hear from you.
Unique Express Services


FROM ALOTTA

12:58AM MONDAY APRIL 22ND

Let me make this clear once again..I am not the one paying off the debt. A relative of mine is.
And I would like to know what your London website is.

Albert Ottawa Fosters

FROM UNIQ EXP.

5:15AM MONDAY APRIL 22

Dear Alotta,
You have our contact addres
s, and my pastport ok.
Unique Express Services Faeza


FROM EUCHARIA

11:51AM MON APRIL 22

Sweetheart,
i had a safy trip, honey why not tell her to deposit the money on wenesday. or you don't want to help me? You let me know, because i can carry on with my life without you. For over two weeks now you have been tuning me around as if am a kid.

You got all the information you want. So what next again. Please go straigth and let me if you will help me or not.

thanks.

FROM ALOTTA

2:35PM MONDAY APRIL 22

Eucharia dear,

Do not tell me that I have been treating you like some kid. I have asked you several questions for which you never gave me an answer. And I am still waiting for those answers.

Sheila told me that you and her will be meeting this Friday. Now do you want the money or not? If you do, then meet with her in person.

Love, AL


FROM ALOTTA

3:30PM MONDAY APRIL 22

Unique Express--

You don't want to tell me your London website, fine..I do not owe you anything either. Your financial problems are with Eucharia Castle, not me.


FROM EUCHARIA

6:29PM MON APRIL 22

Dear Alotta,
The company said that they can't wait till friday. That i should deposit the money on Wednesday. Please tell her to deposit 5,000$ on Wednesday to give me the balance once we meet in person, to enable the company ship my goods in time.
Eucharia.

[ looks like she lowered the amount or forgot..]


FROM ALOTTA

6:40PM MONDAY APRIL 22

Eucharia dearest,

I hope all is well over there in Italy. When and where is the wedding? Could you please have a photo to send of you with the bride?

Listen to me---do not let those morons at Unique Express push you around. You tell them that as soon as you meet with my cousin (Sheila) on Friday you will straighten things out with them. And DO NOT have them contact her. She is doing this favour for you and me, not them.

Love, AL


FROM EUCHARIA

11:08PM MONDAY APRIL 22

Alotta, if you cannot tell her to deposit part of the money on wednesday, then you should forget it, and also don't contact me again.

thank you for making me lose my goods, may God pay you back.

thanks


FROM ALOTTA

2:35AM TUESDAY APRIL 23

Eucharia dear,

What is the problem?? All you have to do is meet with Sheila on Friday. You seem to be doing your best to avoid meeting with her..Why??


AT 4:12AM UNIQUE EXPRESS WROTE BACK 'THANKS'..AT 3:30PM AN EMAIL TO EUCHARIA BOUNCED BACK....I'VE NOT SEEN HER NAME ON THE NET BUT SHE IS USING THE SAME EMAIL FOR THE 'HENRION' CANCER SCAM AND THAT IS PROBABLY WHY IT GOT SHUT DOWN.. ]


FROM ALOTTA

3:35PM TUES APRIL 23

Hello

An email to Miss Castle bounced back, her email address is apparently shut down.

You can tell her that my cousin will be by to pay $5,000 on Thursday.

Albert Ottawa Fosters

FROM UNIQ. EXP.

7:57AM WED APRIL 24

Dear Sir,

Thanks for your information, we will inform her once the money is been deposited into our account. and please tell your cousin to send us the payment slip once she deposit the money ok.
we shall inform miss castle.

thanks,
Unique Express Services.

[ obviously missed the part about sheila stopping by..and then another..]


From UNIQ EXPR.

10:29AM WED APRIL 24

Dear sir,

We receive a call from Miss Castle now and she told us that she went to Italy for wedding ceremony. Secondly: she don't av internet access at the moment.

PLEASE TELL YOUR COUSIN TO FORWARD US THE PAYMENT SLIP.
Thanks,
Unique Express Services,
Faeza


FROM ALOTTA

4:41PM WED APRIL 24

No, it is not that she does not have email access at the moment.

I sent her an email and it came back saying that email address was shut down and no longer any good.

I want to know why. Find out and tell me.

Albert Ottawa Fosters

FROM UNIQ. EXPR.

6:PM WED APRIL 24

Dear sir,

We don't know untill she comes back, the one we send to her also came back to us, we don't have her telephone number, because she only called us with a cell phone.

We have inform her that your cousin will deposit $5,000 into our account. so what we need from your cousin is the payment slip.

UNIQUE EXPRESS SERVICES


FROM ALOTTA

6:10PM WED APRIL 24

Well we can wait until she returns, which is supposed to be 2 days from now Friday. If her email address is no longer good then we can wait to know why and she can tell my cousin in person.

FROM UNIQ. EXPR.

6:16PM WED APR 24

Dear sir,

Your cousin can deposit the $5,000 and forward us the payment slip as she wait, to enable us proceed with the shipping of her goods. because we don't have time. according to her she wanted to call your cousin and explain things to her, but your cousin don't have mobile number.

thank,
UNIQUE EXPRESS SERVICES.


FROM ALOTTA

6:22PM WED APR 24

What is the bloody rush? The urgency is all yours, not ours.
The widow Castle-Kim said she would meet with my cousin on Friday and that is what will be best.


FROM UNIQ. EXPR

6:34PM WED APR 24

Dear Sir,

Sorry we have giving her the grace for over two weeks now, i think we need to preceed to enable us do other things.

Bye.

UNIQUE EXPRESS SERVICES


FROM ALOTTA

6:53PM WED APR 24

Well this is between you and her..We are just doing her the favour..She must not think it all that important if she went off to a wedding in Italy for 5 days..Certainly someone at the wedding has email access for her to contact us, but it still does not explain why hers was shut down. Bye too.

[ ..i wonder if she is scrambling now to make up a new email address and alibi..]


FROM UNIQ EXPR

6:57PM WED APRIL 24

WE ARE NOT MISS CASTLE AND WE DID NOT TRAVEL TO ITALY WITH HER OK, SO WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING WITH HER OVER THERE. ALL WE KNOW IS WHAT WE TOLD YOU BEFORE.
ARE YOU PEOPLE SENDING THE MONEY??

[ time for a spanking..]


FROM ALOTTA

7:12PM WED APRIL 24

LISTEN TO ME AND LISTEN GOOD.
YOUR ATTITUDE IS NOT GOOD. YOU ACT LIKE WE OWE YOU THE MONEY..WE DO NOT OWE ANYBODY ANYTHING.
WE ARE DOING A FAVOUR.
AND SINCE YOU ARE BEING SO NASTY AND DEMANDING AS YOU ARE, WE SEE NO NEED TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU ANY MORE WITH THE WAY YOU ARE BEING.
YOU CAN TELL EUCHARIA WHEN SHE RETURNS THAT THE MONEY WILL BE GIVEN TO HER IN PERSON. THAT IS HOW WE WANT IT DONE.
IF YOU REPLY BACK THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE NICE OR ELSE WE ARE DONE WITH YOU. UNDERSTAND?

[Since Eucharia and Uniq Express are likely the same person, this would be an interesting conversation.]


FROM UNIQ. EXPR.

7:20PM WED APR 24

Sir,

try to undestand us, we have try to wait for her, we can't wait anylonger, if you really want to help her then go ahead deposit the $5,000 and wait to give her the balance in person ok, that is our advice to you.
THANKS


FROM ALOTTA

7:37PM WED APR 24

You can't wait but we have all the time in the world..We are from Australia where nothing is done fast or without caution. And as I said, we do not owe you the money. Without us to help Eucharia would still owe it to you. So be patient. All will be good when she returns.


FROM UNIQ EXP

7:41PM WED APR 24

Since you dn't owe me why do you contact us at this first place?

FROM ALOTTA

8:02PM WED APR 24

Do you think I pulled your name out of thin air? Eucharia asked me to contact you and I did on 14th April. I just wanted to know if she was being honest with me, and you replied on 16th April that she indeed owed you money. You also sent me your Iraqi passport..And then sent me the United Kindom passport for Eucharia which also said she is Iraqi born..She never told me that, but I trust her.

[ wow, it only has been 8 days of emails from U.E.--seems like a month already....wonder if she will notice my deliberate 'Kindom' mistake... my point made tho' that I trust eucharia ..]


FROM UNIQ. EXPR.

8:25PM WED APR 24

Since you trust her why not tell your cousin to deposit the $5,000 to give her the balance once you meet her in person, please try and help her ok

[ once again, nothing says LAGOS LAD more than the old OK-stop.]


FROM ALOTTA

8:34PM WED APR 24

I do not even know if she is dead or alive right now. If she is in Italy I know they have internet cafes there, and if this was a family friend wedding then they certainly can let her use a computer to email me. This is quite puzzling.
And I keep telling you--it is not me with the money, it is my cousin. She has some of those painful pregnant cramps and is spending 2 nights in a hospital but will be out Friday just in time.


FROM UNIQ. EXP

8:39PM WED APR 24

Sir,

Eucharia is alive, i told you that she called and complain that she have not had from your cousin.

Only that we need to comments her shipment in time to enable her receive it in time, so you can tell your cousin


FROM ALOTTA

8:42PM WED APR 24

Well call her back and have her email me. For someone who needs my assistance so much and wants to marry me she has suddenly disappeared.

FROM UNIQ. EXP

846PM WED APR 24

Sir,

Eucharia is alive, i told you that she called and complain that she have not had from your cousin.

Only that we need to comments her shipment in time to enable her receive it in time, so you can tell your cousin to deposit the money.


FROM ALOTTA

8:53PM WED APR 24

Total nonsense..If she wants to contact my cousin, she has her email address.

FROM UNIQ EXP 9:02PM WED APR 24

Sir,

She called with a private line but promise to call back tomorrow, sir don't you have a telephone number?

FROM ALOTTA

9:15PM WED APR 24

Well bless her heart, she is going to call you..That does not explain why she does not email me..So you tell her that I insist she email me. And my phone is due to be repaired in about a week when the local repair-man gets out of gaol.


[ a simple reply of "okay" by U.E. on thursday at 7:25am]


FROM UNIQ EXPR 7:35AM FRIDAY APRIL 26

Dear Alotta,

Mrs Castle said that if you can't fulfill your promise should forget about her, well it is a bad thing that you make a promise and you did not fufill it, if you are a christian you should understand the condition of that woman.

UNIQUE EXPRESS SERVICES

[ oh, all my fault..never once did i ever PROMISE anything, but the lads are famous for this..looks like this is about over, but i'll hold on..]


FROM ALOTTA

3:55PM FRIDAY APRIL 26TH

Hello

What are you talking about? Miss Castle-Kim promised my cousin that she would be meeting her TODAY FRIDAY IN PERSON IN ENGLAND.

And what has happened to her? She has not contacted me in over 5 days now and her email address is no longer any good. She totally disapppeared. And what is her present condition? I still do not know if she is dead or alive or where she is.

Of course I am a christian, I attend Saint Charles of Manson Holy Church every week. It was where I had hoped to marry her.
You seem to be in contact with Miss Eucharia. Why does she not contact me? She has me broken-hearted and very worried and confused as well.

ALBERT OTTAWA FOSTERS


FROM UNIQ. EXPR 9:50PM FRI APRIL 26

Dear Alotta,

Miss Eucharia called us yesterday and asks if your cousin has deposited the money, we told her that you refuse to deposit the money, and you did not fulfill your promise.

Well she said she would have loved to contact you through telephone calls but you don't have cell phone. Sir she is not happy with you because you did not fulfill your promise according to her, $10,000 on Monday. She say she will be coming back on Wednesday?

So when is your cousin depositing the money??

Unique Express Services.
Faeza


FROM ALOTTA

10:12PM FRI APRIL 26TH

Hello

Let me make this clear to you ONCE AGAIN..Eucharia told my cousin that she would meet with her yesterday Friday 26th April. MY COUSIN is the one who is going to pay Eucharia in person. She got out of the hospital and informs me that she will stay in England only 4 more days and then go to Antwerp Belgium on a diamond deal.

I say ONCE AGAIN--it has been over 5 (FIVE) days now that Eucharia has not emailed me. Wherever she has been this past week it is for certain that she has never been too far from a computer to email me back. But she has refused to do this and continues to ignore me.

How do you think I feel?? I am beginning to think she is delibeately hiding from me. I have faithfully answered all of YOUR emails. I am here for her to email. But for some unknown reason she refuses to do so.

I have done my best so far. My cousin has the money and Eucharia refuses to be around to collect it or contact me..SHE promised she would meet yesterday and not a single word from her. It is Eucharia who broke her promise to meet my cousin.

So listen to me..You tell Eucharia that she had better contact me if she wants my assistance or else I will tell my cousin to forget it all. And remember that I do not owe your express service anything. It is Eucharia that does. I try and do a very helpful thing for her and all I get is total silence. The wedding is surely over and she was due in London already..You tell her the ball is in her court now.

ALBERT OTTAWA FOSTERS

[ I'm in a boxing match with a real nitwit. ]


[well well--she lives! and with a new email address--euchariacastle5 at gmail..]

FROM EUCHARIA

3:23AM SAT APRIL 27TH

Sweetheart,

Sorry for late respond and not contacting you in time, i had sickness and i went for checkup here in Italy, but i contact the unique express services to ask them if your cousin have deposited the money, there answer is no. honey why??

below is the massage you sent to them that was forwarded to me by uniuqe express services?

Sweetheart i will be coming back on wednesday, honey please tell your cousin to go and deposit the $5,000 on Monday to give me the balance once we meet in person, honey it was never my intention not to contact you, i have been very worried, had it been you have mobile phone i would have contact you since through the telephone. sorry about that ok.

Sweetheart, i miss your lovely words, how are you doing over there, together with your cousin, i told her to ring me but she did not, i hope she is strong now.

Sweetheart, i want to be with you only and not any other person and i also want to come to Australia once i order for my goods that was why i want your cousin to deposit the money on Monday. Please honey try to help me out, if you really love me from the deepest down of your heart.

WITH LOVE AND KISS

Yours love eucharia

[ i'll just let her wait a while too..nothing sent to sheila---she must have lost that address when her email got shut down..]


FROM UNIQ. EXPR.

9:50AM SUNDAY APRIL 28

Dear Sir,

Have you had from miss Eucharia?

Unique Express Services


FROM ALOTTA

4:05PM SUNDAY APRIL 28

Have I had what?

FROM EUCHARIA

6:05PM SUNDAY APRIL 28

[ no sense repeating it, it was the exact same letter sent yesterday---and then 2 minutes later---


FROM UNIQ. EXPR.

6:07PM SUNDAY APRIL 28

Dear Sir,

Have Miss Eucharia contact you?

Unique Express Services


FROM ALOTTA

8:03PM SUNDAY APRIL 28

Eucharia dearest,

You sent me this same exact email on Saturday.

Sheila told me she got tired of waiting for you. You were supposed to be back in London on Friday.

So she told me that she is in Antwerp Belgium now at the Crowne Plaza Hotel for some important diamond business on Tuesday and Wednesday. She told me that she will be back in London on Thursday. She also said that if you or a trusted person do not meet her there in person then she will be moving on to Manchester and then back home here to Australia.

Eucharia dearest, once again you seem to be doing your best to not meet with Sheila. Let me remind you that she is my family. Not wanting to meet with her is quite rude and presumptuous.

Love from AL

[ i wonder if she looked up 'presumptuous'..]


FROM EUCHARIA

11:15PM SUNDAY APRIL 28
[new subj.] HELLO SWEETHEART

Sweetheart,

Am not happy with you because you did not fufill your promise, you could have told Sheila to deposit $5,000 into the account, but you didn't, why??? This show that you are not a caring and loving man, had it been you are, you could have understand my condition and circumstance and also know that i really need to get those goods.

Is it you that i love or is it Sheila??? I have try to wait for you to fulfill your promise but you did not. thank you so much for your disappointment and for making me lose my goods.

Can you remember when this goods went to wrong location??? You think that am lying to you, you still went ahead to contact the company. after contacting the company, you confirm everything but you did not have this feeling that this woman is in need of something.

Thank you so much once again, i can carry on with my life without you ok.

I CAN SEE THAT YOU DON'T LOVE ME .

Eucharia

[...blame it all on me..maybe it will dawn on eucharia that a self-defeating obstinate attitude gets nowhere and the 'big-score' could be slipping away by her own fault..]


FROM ALOTTA

12:25AM MONDAY APRIL 29

Eucharia dear,

What is the problem? You say you will be back in London on Wednesday, and Sheila tells me she will be back there on Thursday. I absolutely can not understand WHY you accuse me of not helping you. My cousin was absolutely waiting for you to leave Italy and meet her in London this past Friday. You were totally silent to me for more than 5 days..

I have done my best so far. You said F--K YOU to me and I could have cursed you back too. But I did not. I still want to believe in you. I have tried to have Sheila pay you in person at any place of your choosing in London or Manchester. You not only do not accept that but you totally ignore it. You blame all your lost goods on me, but I did not lose them. I only want to help and you keep making demands on me and putting all the blame on me..Don't you see sweetheart that YOU are the one who is making things difficult--not me?

I asked you questions that you never answered, but I did not press the issue. But can you please tell me why your email address has chamged? You said nothing to me about it.

Baby my cousin Sheila is coming back to London just to meet you. WHY are you sounding so angry and mad? You should be happy that you will meet her and she will have the cash with her..

Love, AL

[ once again i'm giving her opportunity...a reason to believe, quoth roderick stewart...]


FROM ALOTTA

1:35AM MONDAY APRIL 29

Miss Fazura,

For some reason unknown to me Miss Castle-Kim seems to be reluctant to want to meet with my cousin. But you are also in London, perhaps you can meet with her or I can have her stop by your office in Luton and pay you the money.

Albert Ottawa Fosters

[....i wonder what excuse i'll get..]


FROM EUCHARIA

1:52AM MONDAY APRIL 29

Alotta,

If you want me to meet her in person, then tell her to deposit $5,000 into the company account.

Secondly, i will not tell you the reason why my email was change, because it seem that you don't love me and don't need to know any thing about me any more, tell you things about me don't make a sense to me any more.

If you did not tell her to do it , then you have to forget about me, it seen your cousin is the one that is controlling you. TELL YOUR COUSIN TO DEPOSIT $5,000.

Eucharia

[..i could reply right back but i'll wait and see what i get next from Eucharia..]


FROM UNIQ. EXPR.

3:04AM MONDAY APRIL 29

Dear Sir,

You have our address and account details, if she can stop by and give us the money or to deposit the money into our account, that will be better.

For us we preffer money depoited into our account.

When is she coming?? And how much??

Looking foward to hear from you.

Unique Express Services.

[ hmm..well i know the address is real. i think it is for sale..i'll sleep on this one too..in fact i won't reply to either...i can let the clock tick by..it's all up to sheila and they know it. i think...]


FROM EUCHARIA

12:59AM TUE APRIL 30TH

Sweetheart, what is going on? Have she deposit the money into the company?

reconfirm the receipt of this mail.
Eucharia

[ what a moron..]


FROM UNIQ. EXPR.

3:07AM TUE APRIL 30TH

Dear Sir,
what is going on that we have not had from you?

Unique Express Services.

FROM ALOTTA

3:53AM TUES APRIL 30TH

Eucharia dear,

As I told you and explained--she is currently at a diamond meeting in Belgium and will return to London on Thursday. And you will be returning to England from Italy tomorrow Wednesday..So she will meet with you Thursday or Friday, she told me.

Love from AL


ALOTTA TO UNIQ. EXPR

4:19AM TUE APR 30TH

Let me remind you that I am not the one making the payment, my cousin will when she returns from Antwerp Belgium on a very important gem deal.


FROM EUCHARIA

6:18AM TUE APRIL 30TH

Alotta i can see that you don't understand my situation, i told that am in the hospital here in Italy and i never know when the doctor will discharge me.

Tell your cousin to deposit the money into the company account on Thursday before we meet in person ok.

If she fell to do so, then forget about me and go ahead an marry your cousin.

Eucharia

[..yeah, this turkey is about fully cooked..still tho' I'll hang in there..]


FROM ALOTTA

3:43PM TUE APRIL 30TH

Eucharia dear,

No, you DID NOT say you were in the hospital in Italy. You said you went there for a wedding. What hospital? And for what reason?

First you said that you would meet Sheila in London last Friday..Then you said you would be back tomorrow Wednesday. It is obvious to me that you have no desire to meet Sheila at all, ever.

Me marry my cousin? You are quite comical..That might be legal in Alabama or Nigeria or other backward places but not here in Australia.

So I shall email her and tell her what you have said..It is strange that you have not contacted her by email in the past 10 days or so, she tells me. She will still be in London on Thursday and Friday..Too bad you will not be there.

I am beginning to think that you never really loved me..We started out so good and now all you can do is give excuses..All I want to do is help and you make it so difficult. Were all those words of love just empty words from you?

Still loving you, AL

[ well it's time for me to send this to Scamorama. I expect more replies and they of course will be saved for an update.]

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