CHRISTIAN BAMBA
TEL:+225 05775748
ABIDJAN(COTE D'IVOIRE)
ATTN : DIRECTOR
DEAR,
blah blah
I AM CHRISTIAN BAMBA,AN IVORIAN (IVORY
COAST)NATIONALITY.THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR AND MRS.
BAMBA. MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH COCOA MERCHANT...
yeah, yeah, whatever...
BEFORE THE DEATH
OF MY FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 26,2001 IN PRIVATE HOSPITAL
WHERE HE WAS ADMITTED,HE CALLED ME SECRETLY TO HIS BED
SIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE KEPT SUM OF US $16,500,000.00
uh huh...
N.B: SIR, I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR DIRECT
TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER IN YOUR REPLY OF THIS MY
PROPOSAL AND PLEASE CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE
THIS MY CONFIDENCIAL LETTER.MY DIRECT PHONE NUMBER IS
: +225 05775748 HOWEVER,MAY ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU AS
YOU DO CARE FOR AN ORPHAN LIKE ME.PLEASE READ HEBREWS
CHAPTER 13,VERSES I-3 & PSALM 86 FOR GOD SO LOVED US
AND GIVES EVERYONE OF US HIS BLESSINGS.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU,AMEN.
BEST REGARDS
CHRISTIAN BAMBA.
[ Amen... ]
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2002 14:42:54 +0800
From: Vizier Imhotep
To: christian_bamba_2002@yahoo.fr
Subject: Re: Investment proposal
Dear Christiane Bamba,
I very sads to hear bad luck. I happy help you call me abd to make good
transaction. You call me phone xxx-xxxxxxx anytime I wait hear you.
In Ra!
Vizier Imhotep
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2002 11:02:51 +0100 (CET)
From: Christian Bamba christian_bamba_2002@yahoo.fr
To: imhotep
Subject: PLEASE CALL ME URGENTLY NOW.TEL.011 225 05775748.
DEAR VIZIER IMHOTEP,
I RECEIVED YOUR GOOD INTEREST MAIL.GOD BLESS YOU OK.
PLEASE RIGHT NOW I WANT YOU TO CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU
RECEIVE THIS MY MESSAGE WITH THIS MY DIRECT TELEPHONE
NUMBER 011 225 05775748 FOR MORE IMPORTANT DISCUSSION
AND DETAILS REGARDING THE NECESSARY STEPS THAT FOLLOWS
THIS TRANSACTION OK.PLEASE DIAL IT DIRECTLY WITHOUT
ADDING ANY NUMBER AGAIN OK.I AM WAITING URGENTLY FOR
YOUR IMMEDIATE PHONE CALLS TO ME IMMEDIATELY TODAY.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.
BEST REGARDS,
CHRISTIAN BAMBA.
Date: Fri, 29 Nov 2002 00:08:59 +0800
From: Vizier Imhotep
To: Christian Bamba
Subject: Re: PLEASE CALL ME URGENTLY NOW.TEL.011 225 05775748.
419 Mugu,
May you smear yourself with the ocherous mud ravening from the
sweat spaces of a Cystrigian Wedgiewart. Your body reeks of the
yellowish slush touching from the wart gullet of a Chartreudian
Earspider. May your underwear be filled with the fulvous eructate
fingering from the refuse void of a Abysmian Whippinthig. May your
porridge be infused with the impervious foulings licking from the
slime hole of a Quisnaglian Klitbunkit. May you float forever in
the garish excrement foraging from the secret gland of a Vomitian
Papchung. I saw you eating and enjoying the crude defilement
creating from the eye voids of a Geeshworgian Abomination. May
you be caught dining on the flashy dunghill exhaling from the
refuse hole of a Jymptordian Papperflabian. Your breath resembles
the carmine compost caressing from the excreting holes of a Eichhornian
Chitter. Your right nostril is dripping the carnadine contaminate
cherishing from the excreting hollow of a Foognidian Chunt. Your
Eleventh Child will be the atramentous belch ascending from the
anterior orifice of a Bexian Bunt. May all your wastebaskets suddently
overflow with the ruddy scurf subsisting from the unmentionable hole
of a Jugrudian Sillywalker. May your roof drip the leaden impurity
obtruding from the slime slot of a Derrydinian Flat Toed Whump.
[Creative Curses from realmstone.com]
I curse you from this day on to never have rest, to die alone and in pain,
may your lungs burn, may you go to prison to become the pox ridden sex slave
of everyone there, I curse you with skin ulcers and boils, and rotting of
the flesh, your body will become so foul that even the hyenas, rats and
maggots will not be able to eat your diseased meat.
[Apologies to the original KC for borrowing the above passage,
I too am a Wilbur Smith reader and the passage seemed appropriate
to repeat once more]
Vizier Imhotep
-- Grand Vizier for Osiris Service
-- Humble Servant Ra
Date: Fri, 29 Nov 2002 09:54:53 +0100 (CET)
From: Christian Bamba christian_bamba_2002@yahoo.fr
To: Vizier Imhotep
Subject: I AM HONEST MAN..
HEY MR COLINS ALIAS VIZIER(IGBO MAN & ETE(MUGU),
YES I KNEW VERY WELL IT WAS YOU AND THIS WAS WHY I
REPLIED YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A WISE MAN,BASTARD.
I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHER,FATHER AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
YOU THIS BASTARD RABBIT.NO NO NO OK I WILL GIVE YOU
FUCK YOUR MOTHER DOLLAR OK.
OK NO NO NO,I WILL NOT FUCK YOUR FAMILIES AND PARENT.
THE REASON IS THAT THEY HAVE AIDS OK.I DONT WANT TO BE
CONTAMINATED BY YOURS BASTARD FAMILIES.I WILL FUCK
YOUR ASSH-HOLE AND EVERY AFRICANS WILL FUCK ALSO AFTER
ME ONE BY ONE OK.ALSO AFTER US ANIMALS WILL FUCK YOU
ALL OK.I MEAN YOUR BASTARD HARLOT MOTHER,YOUR BASTARD
PROSTITUTE MOTHER.THIEF,YOU WANT TO STEAL MONEY.UNH
UNH COME AND COME QUICK AND STEAL IT.BASTARD.
OK WHAT DID I TOLD YOU MR COLINS.I TOLD YOU THAT YOU
ARE NOT A WISE MAN BUT A BASTARD MOTHER FUCKER.FUCK
FUCK FUCK YOUR ASSH-HOLE.I LIVE IN TOGO WHERE YOU ARE.
EVEN I SAW YOU YESTERDAY EATING RUBBISH WASTED
FOOD.POOR MAN AND HUNGRY LION.COME AND CARRY MONEY AND
GO TO HELL AND DIE BASTARD.SEE ME SEE TROUBLE.WASH
WASH,COME AND CARRY,TRANSFER,TOPPERS,CONTRACTS DO YOU
KNOW ANY OF THIS JOBS.OK I WILL TEACH YOU AND YOU WILL
CARRY IT TO HELL AND DIE THERE.I PRAY IT FOR YOU
BASTARD AND PRODIGAN SON.DONT YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE
ALREADY REJECTED BY YOUR SO CALLED BASTARD FAMILIES.
I ASSURE YOU THIS.WILL YOU FIGHT?.LET US WRESTLING AND
SEE WHO WILL WON?.YOU ARE A SHORT ARROGAN BASTARD
MAN.CAN YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER AND SISTERS
AND BROTHER?.I KNEW THAT YOU ARE A HUMANNIZER AND A
HOMOSEXUAL.YOUR CURSE IS LIKE A CRIPPLE AND BLIND MAN
CURSE THAT DONT WALK OR SEE THE PERSON IT WAS SENT TO.
DO YOU KNOW GOLLIATH IN THE BIBLE?YES JOSEPH ONLY
STONED HIM TO DEATH.A GIANT MAN WITHOUT ANY SINGLE
POWER.YES HE WAS YOUR FATHER.INFACT GOLLIATH WAS YOUR
FATHER?.DONT YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A BASTARD SON?.
PLEASE GO AND ASK YOUR MOTHER ABOUT YOUR REAL FATHER?.
ASK YOUR FRIENDS THEY WILL TELL YOU OK.ALL OF THEM
KNOWS IT.YOUR MOTHER IS HIDING VERY SECRET THINGS AWAY
FROM YOU?.STONE YOUR PROSTITUTE AND BASTARD MOTHER TO
DEATH AND BEFORE SHE WILL GO DOWN SHE WILL TELL YOU
ABOUT YOUR FATHERS HISTORY.DONT YOU KNOW THAT I MYSELF
FUCKED YOUR MOTHER BEFORE SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU?.ASK
YOUR MOTHER ABOUT MR THOMAS OJUKWU?.AFTER THAT I WILL
TELL YOU ONE STORY CONCERNING YOUR MOTHER IN NIGERIA.
I FUCKED HER JUST BECAUSE OF 1 NAIRA TO BUY HERSELF
FOOD.STORY STORY,STORY!.I AM A HAPPY MAN AND NOT A
BASTARD OK.DONT TALK AND NEVER WRITE BACK YOU BASTARD
MAN YOU.I DONT INITIATE MYSELF WITH BASTARDS AND
PRODIGAN PEOPLES LIKE YOU MR COLINS ALIAMS VIZIER?.
I ONLY TESTED YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR BAD HISTORY I HEARD.
GOLLIATH IS NO MORE IN EXISTENCE.A DEAD CURPSE NOW.
HUH! HUH! YOUR FATHER IS DEAD BASTARD.GO AND DIE IN
HELL COLI COLI.IGBO MAN.GUY MAN.ETE MAN.419 MAN.I KNEW
YOU ARE THE SAME PARTY WITH ME.WE ARE ALL THE SAME OK.
YOUR ARE A 419 AND I AM A 419 IN TOGOOOOOOOOOO.ASK OF
THOMAS AT BOULVARD STREET 145 LOME TOGOOOOOOOOOOO.I AM
VERY POPULAR OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOK.
HOLY GHOST FIRE.FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!.MR COLI COLI FIRE
FIRE FIRE.GOODBYE POOR AND BASTARD MAN.
MR THOMAS OJUKWU.
[ Not Christian Bamba?
Why don't you tell us how you really feel? ]
Date: Sat, 30 Nov 2002 11:31:54 +0800
From: Vizier Imhotep
To: Christian Bamba christian_bamba_2002@yahoo.fr
Subject: Re: I AM DISHONEST MAN..
419 Mugu,
You are a stupid fool and I know that you are a lying scoundrel.
I am not Mr. Colins nor am I anyone whom you have heard from before.
From now on all your potential 419 victims will curse you until
your body withers and you burst out in boils and your tongue rots.
You will never know who is writing to you you fool.
Hear this, thou child of Jezebel, for you will be plagued with gnats,
flies and locusts! Woe unto thee, O ye lazy Nigerian, for you will
go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!
Take heed, O thou lazy Nigerian, for you will fall under a speeding chariot!
O that thou wouldest be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber,
O ye relative of Herod!
I hope you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon,
O ye wolf in sheep's clothing!
I pray thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, thou incompetent 419 scammer!
Hear this, thou foolish Gittite, for you will become as popular as a
boil on the king's backside!
I pray thou shalt be turned into a pillar of salt, O ye offspring
of a squashed cockroach!
May the seven terriers of hell sit on the spool of your breast and
bark in at your soul-case
[The above are all Biblically derived curses]
The treatment of the boiled broken little fish to you
You will be defeated in every engagement you take part in and in
every assembly you attend you will be spat on and reviled
A stiff hanging hasty suitable rope round the thin throttle of
this thieving villain Torturing and hanging and shaking and trembling
on a rope
May the devil cut the head off you and make a days work of your neck
May the devil damn you to the stone of dirges or to the well of ashes
seven miles below hell and may the devil break your bones. And all my
calamity and harm and misfortune for a year on you
The anguished bankruptcy of the year to you
I bind you by grave injunctions of magic from the river,back to the river,
may you fall in a nettle patch,may savage dogs eat you one foot on a mountain.
[Some Irish curses]
May the earth not receive you!
May the ground not consume you!
May the earth not digest thee!
May the black earth spew thee up!
Mayest thou remain incorrupt!
May the earth not loose thee!
May the ground reject thee!
Mayest thou become in the grave like rigid wood!
May the ground reject thee wholly!
[A curse from Greece cursing someone to become a vampire]
Vizier Imhotep
-- Grand Vizier for Osiris Service
-- Humble Servant Ra
[This last response came back, though sent independently from two different
email addresses, indicating that the original KC must have taken care of having
Yahoo France kicking the Lad off their service.]
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