DO IT NOW!

[ Rated QR for quite rude, 1V for 1 description of horrific violence and F for funny]

From the amazing racing team of Phil Munglers:

From June 2004. I've only just been bothered to cobble it together. This was one of the most satisfying baits I've done. You can almost hear the lads screeching in frustration at their attempts to extract money.

Takumi takes the drivers seat for most of this bait. His use of English veers wildly from atrocious to pretty good, and his language is less temperate than Phil's.

UCHE NWOKE - scammer
CITY BANK - bank Lad, later replaced by
ECO BANK - another(?) bank Lad

versus
PHIL MUNGLERS - Japanese racing magnate
TAKUMI FUJIWARA - Phil's racing colleague
TAKESHI KITANO - Phil's accountant


UCHE NWOKE

From:"uche nwoke" <dr.micheal@europe.com>
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2004
Subject: FROM FEDERAL MINISTER OF FINANCE
X-Originating-Ip: 81.199.85.64

UCHE NWOKE

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE REPUBLIC OF CONGO

Dear friend,

It's very fortunately that i obtained your e-mail account which gingered me to contact you for transfering of these amount ($90.000.000 usd) of funds to your foreign account. I am Dr.MICHEAL N.T, the finance director of {CONGO REPUBLIC} under regim MOBUTU SESSUKU, i was ordered by the president MOBUTU SESSEUKU, to transfer the sum of (ninty million usd) to city security company in holland for importing farbrics, accidentally MOBUTU died in attack, two years ago, these funds have been under the financial organisation custody, i am not opportune to re locate the funds to my local account, unles i submited foreign account to financial organisation before they will transfer the funds there,besides have i no foreign account. The reason you are contacted is to assist me to secure these funds back to your foreign account, i will give you 10% out of the funds while you invest the rest of the funds in business until i arrived your country.

NB: AMOUNT DEPOSITED IN THE FINANCIAL ORGANISATION( 90.000.000 USD). Send me your account. number,fax/phone, i will forward it the financail organisation to transfer the funds to your account.

for more information contact me

much regards
Dr.MICHEAL N.T
PRIVATE EMAIL:dr.micheal@europe.com



PHIL MUNGLERS

Sounds good.

What can I do?

Regards,
Phil Munglers



PHIL MUNGLERS

For christs sake send me the shit now

God! I am so tired of you lazy fools writing to me every day.



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR Phil Munglers,
I RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL RECENTLY, THANKS FOR CALLING.
I NEED YOUR PROFILE, ACCOUNT NUMBER,FAX/PHONE NUMBER.
I WILL FORWARD IT TO THE FINANCE ORGANISATION TO SEND YOU THE DOCUMENTS OF THE FUNDS.
NOTE I WANT US TO BE VERY TRUST-WARD TO EACH OTHER IN THIS BUSINESS, NOW TELL ME THE KIND OF BUSINESS YOU WILL INVEST THE FUNDS INTO AND TELL THE NATURE OF BUSINESS YOU ARE DOING PRESENTLY IN YOUR COUNTRY.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR REPLY.
DR.MICHEAL U.N
DIRECTOR.



PHIL MUNGLERS

Dr Michael Uche Nwoke

Before I provide you with such sensitve information I want to see documentation relating to the funds. Please arrange for a lawyer or a bank representitive to write to me TODAY with: modalities; scans of certificates; and a guarantee that this is 100% risk-free.

Note that I am the son of a wealthy retailer, my main line of business is racing. I am principal downhill racer for my team Go Munglers! and we currently rake in around 200,000,000JPY (approx 1.8million US$) a season. There are four seasons a year.

I look forward to hearing from you this instant.
Phil



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR Phil Munglers,

I have contacted the LAYWER who signed the DOCUMENTS during the depositing of the funds in the financial organisation to write to the financial organisation based on transfering of the funds to your account and processing of the documents, i guess you have received it. And i will like to hear more from you concering the business you are doing in your country,the terms of the business, you know is big money, i want to transfer to your account for business, i want in a situation whereby we will obtain big profit after the investment of the funds in business. Besides we have to confides ourselves to each other in this business,as well as trust,sincerelity.send me your profile, for the funds i am ready to transfer it to your account, that's the reason why i have to call back immediately.
i am expecting your reply.

DR.micheal u.n



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR PHIL,

YOU HAVE NOT CALLED ME SINCE THEN,WHAT' S GOING ON, I HAVE ARRANGED WITH THE CITY SECURITY COMPANY HEAD QUATER IN LONDON, TO GET THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS OF THE FUNDS DOWN, BUT THEY TOLD ME THAT SOME OF THE DOCUMENTS WILL BE PROCEED OUT WITH YOUR NAME,HOME ADDRESS, ACCOUNT NMUBER,WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TO SEND THE PROFILE AND THE THING MENTIONED HEREIN.
YOUR MAIL ON 18/6/2004, YOU SAID YOU HAVE NOT HEARD FROM ME, I WAS MAKING ESSENTIAL CONTACT REGARDS OF TRANSFERING OF THE FUDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT YOU ARE THE PERSON DELAYING NOW, NOT ME ANYMORE.SEND THE THOSE THING TO BANK, IT WILL GET TO BANK'S LAYWER TO RE-SIGN FOR TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS/ISSUANCE OF THE DOCUMENTS TO PROTECT THE INTEREST OF THE FUNDS IN YOUR COUNTRY, WHY I ASKED YOU TO HINT MORE ON THE BUSINESS YOU COMMENTED ABOUT IT, WAS I WANT TO BE FULLY AWARE HOW THE DIVIDENS IS GOING TO BE IF WE INVESTED THE FUNDS THERE.
YOU KNOW MY PROFESSION IS BANKING/FINANCE, I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BUSINESS.THAT WAS THE REASON WHY I HAVE TO RE-COMMENTED ABOUT IT..

NOTE THAT THE FINANCE ORGANISATION IS READY FOR THE TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT THIS WEEK, I HAVE SPECIAL DUTY IN MORRCO TO ATTEND.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY

R. MICHEAL U.N



PHIL MUNGLERS

Mon, 21 Jun 2004

If you DARE address me in such a abrupt manner again I will have Alastor and Ifrit rain painful death down on you.

I expect a modicum of respect from my business partners, you are no exception.

I demand your immediate apology before I make further steps to help you.

This should make things clear for your future attitude spasms.

Regards,
Phil



*Meanwhile, the bankers write*

CITY BANK

<city_bank_204_uk@yahoo.com>

Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004
From: city bank
Subject: note of transfering of the funds to you
To: Phil Munglers

ATTN: PHIL,
WE WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT THESE ARE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT TO RECEIVE FROM US FOR TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
WE SOLICT FOR ACCOUNT NUMBER TO PROCESS OUT THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS.
1) INVOICE OF REMITTANCE
2) CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP
3) AGREEMNET NOTE
WE WILL SEND YOU (INVOICE OF REMITTANCE) FILL IT AND RETURN IT, FOR SECURING OF PARTICLELY CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP FROM (FFC) FEDERAL FINANCIAL CONTROLLERS in switzerland.
much regards
mr.morgan kenneth



PHIL MUNGLERS

Dr Michael

The banker has FINALLY replied to me, but the wanker is asking for some documents. I do not know what he is talking about.

Are you sure he is sane and that we can trust him? I am dubious.

Let me know now. Phil



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR phil,

BELOVED PARTNER.
I HAVE VERIFIED FROM THE LAWYER IF THE DOCUMENTS ARE FOR THE FUNDS, HE TOLD ME THAT THE DOCUMENTS ARE PROTECTIVE DOCUMNETS OF THE FUNDS..
COMPLY WITH THEY ASSURANCE GIVEN TO YOU.



PHIL MUNGLERS

Thu, 24 Jun 2004

Dr

I cannot understand what the lawyer is talking about - is he asking me to send him the documents, or is he telling me that he is sending them to me??
I am fairly certain this man is insane, it would be in our best interests to stop dealing with him.

Phil



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR phil,

I have NOT BE hearing from you beloved partner, i guess you are ok, i WANT to know if the financial organsiation has sent you the documents of the funds, because the lawyer called me yesterday asking me if the bank has sent you the documents of the funds, he also told me that the bank gave you two option, either by bank account or by bank draft, in which way do you like it to be.
contact me urgently so that i will call the lawyer back to take note of it and inform the financial organisation.
DR.micheal u.n



UCHE NWOKE

Wed, 07 Jul 2004

DEAR PHIL,

IS VERY UNFAIR THAT I AM MAKING EFFORT FOR THE TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACOUNT, YOU HAVE NOT CALLED ME, I DONT KNOW YOUR WISH OVER THIS TRANSACTION, I EVEN CONTACTED THE CHIEF JUSTICE OF CONGO FOR DOCUMENTS, WHICH I ASIGNED WITH HIM, TOLD ME HE WILL SEND IT TO THE FINANCIAL ORGANISATION TO TENDER IT TO YOU, LISTEN, I AM COMPLETELY UNHAPPY FOR HAVEN'T HEAR FROM YOU TO KNOW THE STEP I WILL TAKE FOR THE TRANSACTION.
CALL ME BACK.
DR.MICHEAL U.N


*Back in 2004, Takumi clearly had a better grasp of English. For now, at least*


TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Wed, 7 Jul 2004

Mr Usche

You are clearly unaware of the events of last week.

I am Takumi Fujiwara, Mr Munglers chief mechanical engineer for his racing team Go Munglers! I have been given access to his personal correspondence.

Whether Mr Munglers informed you that he was a street racer is unknown to me, but a racer he was. Last Thursday, while racing down Mount Pocari, he attempted his trademark "gutter crawl" manoeuvre at around 110kph when a badger leaped out of the undergrowth and landed on the windscreen. Mr Munglers lost control, and the car flipped over the corner and over the barrier on the other side. The car rolled for several hundred meters before coming to a halt against the bottom of the cliff.

Mr Munglers is said to have died quickly, and thankfully so did the badger. The car was completely destroyed.

Please do not think badly of Mr Munglers. He was saying before the race that he intended to use some of the winnings (which would have been around $1.8million) to help a new friend in Africa with some financial opportunity. Perhaps this person was you?

Yours regretfully,
Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

Sun, 11 Jul 2004

DEAR Takumi Fujiwara,
THANKS FOR CALLING.
I WAS COMPLETELY SHOCKED OVER THIS MISHAP WHICH OCCURED TO MY PARTNER, I FELT THIS IMPACT THE SAME LAST WEEK, I WAS BRIEF HILLNESS,I DONT KNOW PHIL MUNGLER MY BELOVED PARTNER HAD AN ACCIDENT FOR CHRIST SAKE.EXTEND MY CONDOLENSE TO HIS ENTIRE FAMILY, TELL THEM THAT HIS FRIEND IN AFRICA IS ALSO IN A GREAT 'MISFEELINGS OVER THIS INCIDENT .MY PRAYER TO HIM MAY HIS GENTLY SOUL REST IN BOSSOM OF THE LORD.
YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE THE BUSINESS,BUT NOTE THAT THE DOCUMENTS BEARS (MUNGLERS TEAM)AS WELL AS (AFFDIAVT OF OWNERSHIP).THE DUES WE HAVE TO PAY THE FINANCAIL ORGANISATION IS OF THE ( AGREEMENT NOTE) BEGIN ($3.000.000) SO YOU CAN SEND THE (1.8MILLION DOLLARS) TO ME I WILL COMPLETE IT AND IMPART THE FINANCAIL ORGANISATION TO RENDER YOU BANK DRAFT. TO CASH THE FUNDS.
NB:THE FINANCAIL ORGANISATION AUTHORITIES WILL SEND YOU THE DOCUMENTS OF THE FUNDS TO BE FULLY AWARE OF THE BUSINESS.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR REPLY
MUCH REGARS
DR.MICHEAL U.N
DIRECTOR ( FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE CONGO)



UCHE NWOKE

Wed, 11 Aug 2004

DEAR Mungler teams,
I have been expecting you people to call me since you mailed to me and informed me about my late partner (PHIL MUNGLER) now I want to express you about the funds, maybe you are stil thinking about the funds.
This is what i and mr phil mungler discussed about the funds ($90.000.000.usd).He sent me mail and infromed me the kind of business he does, is seasonal,he also told me that this season he made ($1.8m) being 700.000jpy of its country currencies,i told he that i wll send he the stipulated funds to expend the business, he agreed with me, so far i and he have been contacting the bank authorites to send the DOCUMENTS of the funds,before this incident occured ,however since you are his subedinators, you can procdee the business with me and the bank authority,because the bank authoritise, have been calling me consistently over sending of the funds/ the documents to MR PHIL MUNGLER TEAMS in as much as he is late, i want to verified from you the teams do you people want me to retrieve the APPLICATION, he sent to the bankers, if you dont, you have to be calling so that the bank officials will know that they have to send you the funds.again you people have every right to modelized and its businesses whether his is late or not. i am expecting your immediate reply.
DR. MICHEAL U.N


*At the time, and despite his death, Phil had several mugus to write to. Dr Michael was very persistent though*


UCHE NWOKE

Mon, 20 Dec 2004

DEAR PHIL TEAM,
IS QUITE UNFAIR THAT SINCE MUNGLER DIED, AS I WAS TOLD I NEVER HEAR FROM ANY OF YOU.
I AM WAITING YOUR REPLY.
Dr Michael



*I'd forgotten who this guy was at this stage*

TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Who are you and how did you get my email address??

Tell me immediately or I will have you hunted for the rest of your days.



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR MUNGLRS TEAM,
YOUR QUESTION IS VERY FINE,READ THIS INFORMATION BELOW YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHO I AM NOW.
I AM DR. MICHEAL U.N, FINANCIAL DIRECTOR OF CONGO REPUBLIC.
WHO WAS DISCUSSING WITH PHIL MUNGLERS.BEFORE I HAD THAT HE IS LATE AS LONG AS I HAVE TENDERED THE BANK INFORMATION OF MNUGLERS TEAM TO BANK THERE'S KNOW WAY THE INFORMATION WILL BE RETRIEVED BACK .IS VERY NECESSARY FOR YOU THE REPRESENTATIVE TO CONTINUE THE BUSINESS WITH ME AND GET THE FUNDS TRANSFERED TO YOUR ACCOUNT BEFORE MY ARRIVAL IN YOUR COUNTRY.
I AM EXECPTING YOUR REPLY.
MUCH REGARDS
DR.MIHEAL U.N



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Mr Usche

Thanks for the information.

As we are not entirely aware of Mr Munglers dealings before his horrific demise, please could you let us know what exactly you were working on. Would it be beneficial to our racing team?

I'm sure we can help each other out, but be aware that Mr Munglers place on the team has now been taken by a Mr Riddick Kawaii who is also our accountant. And fiduciary combobulations that you need expediting should be authoritatively countermanded by him.

For your information, Mr Munglers was buried at the foot of Mt. Akina along with the badger and the clutch pedal from his trusted 86.

What sort of car do you drive Mr Usche? If it has an FR drive train I'm sure you are already practicing your drifting for when you visit Japan.

I love you,
Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

Tue, 4 Jan 2005

DEAR ENGINEER,
I HAVE SENT THE INFORMATION TO THE RECENT REPRESETATIVE AS INTRODUCED TO ME.YOU HAVE TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM AND CONTACT ME BACK.

BEFORE I WILL MOVE AHEAD FOR THE BUSINESS.

MUCH REGARDS

DR.MICHEAL U.N


*Phil responds from beyond the grave, sounding worse for wear*


PHIL MUNGLERS

President Usche

How is the day

Had you spoken with Mr. Riddick? So fast! I must explain still out, what touched Munglers-san before its hilarious end at the claw of suicidal badger.

Merry new year! They had fun... I hope that you had spent some time with your wives. I am pleased to love it.

Happy blessing
Phil


*The good Dr is understandably confused*


UCHE NWOKE

Fri, 07 Jan 2005

DEAR RESPONEDER,

PLEASE I WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I HAVE RECEIVED MESSAGES FROM TAKUMA, HE TOLD ME THAT MR.PHIL MUNGLERS IS LATE, THIS MAIL HAS PHIL MUNGLERS NAME AT THE BACK GROUND, EXPLAIN YOURSELVES TO ME INDIVIUALLY BEFORE I WILL GO INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITHYOUR TEAM.
BECAUSE I AM CONFUSED OF NAMES WHICH HAVE SENT ME SEVERAL MESSAGES..
IF YOU ARE PHIL MUNGLERS EXPLAIN TO ME NICELY
I WISH TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT MR.PHIL MUNGLERS IN ANY WAY.
MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Ocshe

Apologies to you. Our tea-boy, Itekagi, had drunk far too much sake and thought it would be a highly amusing joke to send you an email from the name of our glorious leader, Mr Phil Munglers.

He has been killed and we are currently hiring more staff.

I must go now, I need to prepare Keisuke's FD for the uphill against Kuruma De Go's Evo 6.

Please,
Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

Mon, 10 Jan 2005

DEAR Takumi,
THANKS FOR CALLING WITH APOLOGY,BUT GIVE WARNING TO THE RESPONDER.
THIS IS EXECUTIVE CONTACT ADDRESS.NOT EVERYBODY IS PERMITED TO CONTACT UNLESS WELL KNOWN BY ME. THE ISSUE OF OUR BUSINESS.I AM GETTING SET FOR THE TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOU, NOW YOU CAN MAKE THE NECESSARY STEP THE ACCOUNTANT CAN MAKE OR BEING THE EXECUTIVE INCHARGE
PROVIDE ME THE BANK DETIALS OF THE COMPANY AND PHONE NUMBER./FAX NUMBER/MOBILE PHONE NUMBERS OF THE COMPANY.BEING ONE OF THE REPERSENTATIVES OF THE COMPANY YOU CAN STAND FOR THE COMPANY AT ANY LENGTH IN THIS BUSINESS.
FOR PERSONAL COMUNICATION WITH PLEASE,SEND ME YOUR COMPANY'S I.D, PERSONAL PHONE NUMBERS.THESE ARE FOR ME TO BE COMUNICATING WITH YOU WHEN NEEDED.
ONCE THE COMPANY'S INFORMATION IS SENT TO ME.
I WILL CONTACT THE BANK TO TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
OTHER DISCUSSION WILL BE IN BETWEEN ME AND YOU WHILE YOU GET ME BACK LATEST DEVELOPMENTS OF THINGS YOU ARE GOING WITH THE BANK.
ARE YOU CLEAR WITH ME.
MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N



UCHE NWOKE

Wed, 12 Jan 2005

DEAR TAKUMI,
I APPRECIATE YOUR APOLOGY OVER THE MISBEHAVIOR,OF THE TEA-BOY IN YOUR OFFICE.
WARN HIM SERIOUSLY,THIS IS PRESIDENT E-MAIL ACCOUNT NOTE.
CONCERNING TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR COMPANY'S ACCOUNT.NEEDLESS OF CONTACTING MORE HANDS IN THIS BUSINESS,HENCE YOU ARE THE HEAD OF THE COMPANY YOU HAVE TO PROCEED WITH THE BANK AUTHORITIES. ALREADY LAWYER MR.MUNGLERS CONTACTED TO ENSURE THAT THE FUNDS GETS TO HIS ACCOUNT,BEFORE THE INCIDENT,NOW IS LATE ,YOU FORWARD WITH THE BANKERS AND GET THE FUNDS TRANSFERED TO YOUR ACCOUNT. TENDER THEM YOUR COMPANY I.D,FOR SELF INTRODUCTION,ACCOUNT NUMBER,FAX/PHONE NUMBER.
GET INTOUCH WITH ME FOR MORE INFORMATION.
AGAIN THE DOCUMNETS OF THE FUNDS ARE WITH ME ,I WILL SEND IT TO YOU IMMEDIATELY.AS YOU GET IN CONTACT WITH THE BANKERS.
MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N



UCHE NWOKE

Fri, 14 Jan 2005

DEAR TAKUMI,
I AM MINISTER, I HAVE MANY MEETINGS TO ATTEND IN THE WESTERN WORLD.IS YOU I AM WAITING FOR ,YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER,FAX./PHONE NUMBER, LET THE BANKERS TRANSFER THE FUNDS BEFORE MY TRAVELING TO THE WESTERN WORLD HURRY UP AND BE SERIOUS ,TO ENABLE THE BANKERS TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.
MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N



UCHE NWOKE

Thu, 03 Mar 2005

ATTN:Takumi,
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING IN BETWEEN ME AND YOU,HENCE YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED ABOUT THE BUSINESS,YOU HAVE TO PROCEED THE BUSINESS. IMMEDIATELY,
CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY.
MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N



*Takumi's next email was shamelessly copied and pasted from Captain Stabbin, Lonslo Tossov, & Michael Barrymore's epic sea-quest here: http://www.scamorama.com/tossov-stabbin.html
I hope Mr Barrymore doesn't begin court proceedings against me :)*


TAKUMI FUJIWARA

FAO DR OSCHE

My ref Osche 1/181002/Aus 125666

I refer in this instance to the proposed exchange of funds for my client TAKUMI FUJIWARA on behalf of the deceased PHIL MUNGLERS of Gunma Pref. Japan, R34-AE86

The aforementioned has authorised the onward financial keyholder to his estates and services in this immediate instance to make release of said funds, to whit JPY10,000 dollars in full payment of DEMURRAGE and all pertaining sequestions and illiberal events relating to business dealings in aforementioned instance. Nominality being retained in due course and all points.

NOTWITHSTANDING

Such financial liabilities and exclusion territories (being subject to the Japanese Financial codes section 14 sub section 2 para 8 - 16 thru 67)shall allow due obsequys and all amullments in respects of parties in due commerce to all parts;

Endorsement of such matters being sole proprietership of said TAKUMI FUJIWARA and joint efluements of stock distribution, namely all embursements and hidden matters within.

Said agreement between TAKUMI FUJIWARA and DR OSCHE of said FEDERAL MINISTRER OF FINANCE being the full, unleased interract and full debits being made of all respective compliances.

1. Full Demurrage being subject to Japanese codes as indicated pro vivo;

2. DR OSCHE and TAKUMI FUJIWARA in due understanding make transference mettle , transport, actual gain and all deferential substances en suite, all matter and funds thus pertaining in the first and final instance.

3. Said appropriate funds to be relinquished pro clartum, and in company of representatives from both parties

4. DR OSCHE and/or said reliances from FEDERAL MINISTER OF FINANCE to be in full cognisance of determined parties in this main and secondary instances (division or allocation of proceeds, profits and share offs).

AGREED THIS DAY

Samanosuke Akechi
"Do donpachi dai ou jou" 18776
Samanosuke Akechi LDK DMC
Financial Advisor
Takashi Miike St
KOROSHIYA ICHI
Japan
Phone: 0081(0)9043999343



UCHE NWOKE

Tue, 15 Mar 2005


DEAR TAKUM, YOU WILL HEAR FROM THE BANKERS,TO TELL YOU THE PROCEDURES OF TRANSFERING THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT. AGAIN I WILL SEND YOU THE CERITIFICATE OF DEPOSIT OF THE FUNDS. PERTAINING THE PERCENTAGE, WE WILL DISCUSS OF IT ,AS TIME GOES ON IF THE BANK MANAGER YOU, WHATEVER YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY.
MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U .N



*As the seasons change, so does the bank we're dealing with*

ECO BANK

<e.bank@mcrmail.com>

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

WE RECEIVED YOUR INFORMATION FROM DR.MICHEAL U.N THE FINANCIAL DIRECTOR OF CONGO REPUBLIC TO TRANSFER THE FUNDS OF $80.000.000 UDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

WE REQUEST FOR YOUR ACCOUNT,FAX/PHONE NUMBERS FOR THE TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT. HERE'S TEL POHNE NUMBER TO CONTACT THE TRANSFER EXECUTIVE

234-080-25955880.
CALL HIM.MR.WILLIAMS G.F (TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE)

MUCH REGARDS
MRS.FLORSY CHARLES
SECRETARY OF ECO BANK PLC.



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Mr Flossy

Where do we meet? I will bring my pit team.

Please offer your credentials immediately. Big race ahead, not much time for cadavoring.

Dr UN has modalities. Read and understand please. Now.

Regards
Takumi


*Takumi's grammar is suddenly, and for no reason, shot to pieces*


TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Fri, 18 Mar 2005

Dr Osche

Heard from bankers today have. Words said have not much to mean. There is no evident of fun as still. No good is.

Dr Osche please when do we meet. Is tiring of not seeing business partner. Mr Munlger would be angry, call us "useless shits".

Oh Dr Osche do what may. Is waiting for your reply

Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,
YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUS OVER THE TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR,GIVE YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER TO THE BANKERS LET THEM TRANSFER THE MONEY THEREIN.
I REPEAT. THESE FUNDS I AM ABOUT TO TRANSFER IS TO ASSIST YOUR TEAM TO BE MORE MEANFUL IN WORK.ALSO SECURING OF CONTACT ANY PART OF THIS CONTINENT.
LIKE I TOLD YOU OF THAT I WILL GIVE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT FOR TO TAKE NOTE OF THE AMOUNT DEPOSITED IN ECO BANK.
YOU SAID THE BANKERS,DIDN'T SAY WHAT IS MEANFUL.
LISTEN TO THEM AND COMPLY WITH THEM
MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N


*Takumi starts to sound like a cross between Ilichy Miracsky and Wilson Tarbuckles. Apologies all round!*


TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche

Is all serious, why make joke about you do? Suggest to you more professional approach for gains. Stop insulting your partner or you get beat.

Dr Osche your man not send documents or read modality. No document and no read of modality = no bank informations. Yes? Send what I is asking or you nots getting numbers for gains.

Get on with

Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

HOW CAN THE FUNDS BE TRANSFERED TO YOU?. YOU DO NOT PROVIDE ACCOUNT NUMBER?, SEND YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER FOR TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOU

WE WILL SEND YOU POWER OF ATTONRY TO SIGN UNBEHALF OF DR.MICHEAL AS THE INDICATED BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS.

WE ARE WAITING FOR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.

ECO BANK PLC
MR.WILLIAMS G.F
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE.



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Ecobank

I waitings for documents off you or Dr Osche. I waits and I waits but nothing arrive for to look at as proof. You send and then I send to you informations.

Sent Dr Osche modality for you and you ignore. Read and understand and tell me for I do not know what they is meanings.

Do your work Mr Man and gains is ours.

Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

TO DR NWOKE

Dr

Thank your for you mail.

Big help would be for bank hear from you to kick them to send documents. Not heard from since friday, they big lazy bones.

They must to have deal, read the modality I sent to you. They do that I will for provides them with account numeros.

Dr UN when we meets? I can come to you hole if you can nots being Japan. Tell me where and we will battle race for more spoils.

Be attitude for gains
Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKMUI,
OK,I WILL GET IN TOUCH WITH THE BANKERS
TO KNOW THE REASON WHY, THEY HAVE NOT SENT YOU THE DOCUMENTS OF THE FUNDS.
MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,
FOR QUITE A LONG THE FUNDS WAS DEPOSITED IN THAT BANK SINCE 1999 THE OFFICIALS OF THE BANK,TOLD ME TODAY THAT THE DOCUMENTS WAS TRANSFERED TO AFRICA BRANCH ,THAT COULD BE THE REASON WHY THEY ARE DELAYING TO SEND THE DOCUMENTS.SO BEAR WITH ME AND THEM ALSO HOWEVER THEY WILL SEND YOU THE DOCUMENTS THIS WEEK AS HEARED FROM THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BANK.
WAIT BRIFELY FOR THE DOCUMENTS OK PARTNER THE INFORMATION YOU SENT, IS IN BETWEEN ME AND YOU THEY HAVE NO HAND.
MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Mon, 21 Mar 2005

Dr

Thank your for you help

1999 long time for document sit, probably will has rot!!

Yes?

Please do inform of banking progress and I will do what may. Have race to come tonight, big Mr Super Fool in laughable Eunos. Will destory for gains.

Let me know when you visit, or of the failing to that be forming me where to meet.. perhaps I can meets in Singapore

.. Yes?

Daisuki
Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Ecobank

I still waiting on you.

Why you delay this and for me to Dr UN? Be sending informations with all hasters, not be held up by red tapes and beaureucats.

Is no good wastings, please do what may at once.

Send me send you. You read and understand modality or no will be able send nothing of you for to use.

Bless
Takumi



ECO BANK

FROM INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE
DEPARTMENT ECO BANK PLC.

ATTN:MR.FUJIWARA,

JUST TODAY I RECEIVED THE INFORMATION YOU SENT TO DR.MICHEAL U.N I WILL NO LONGER SEND YOU THE POWER OF ATTRONEY.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO SEND YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER/FAX/PHONE NUMBER.FOR TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOU.

CONCERNING THE DOCUMENT OF THE FUNDS, LIKE I TOLD BEFORE.THAT I HAVE TO GET IT FROM HOLLAND BRANCH. BEFORE THAT SATURDAY OF THIS WEEK I WILL SEND IT.

HERE'S MY MOBILE PHONE NUMBER 234-080-25955880
CALL ME.

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE ECO BANK PLC.



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

TO DR NWOKE

Dr

What is mean by this.. they no sendsing to me powerful of attorney. why

I donts understanding this. They not respond to modality, just say "no power attourney!"..

Explainness please

Please,
Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,
IT COULD BE, THE INFORMATION YOU SENT TO ME MADE THE BANK OFFICIAL NOT TO SEND YOU THE POWER OF ATTORNEY, THAT ONE STAND AS PROOF OF THE BUSINESS. SO NEEDLESS OF REQUESTING OF THAT.
WHAT YOU HAVE TO BE DEPERSATED TO RECEIVE FROM THE BANKERS IS THE (CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT) OF THE FUNDS.
THAT ONE ALONE IS SUFFICIENT TO BACK UP THE FUNDS WHEN IT GETS TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
WHATEVER YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND CONTACT ME PARTNER,I WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU INSTANTLY.
REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche

I do not understand this last email from you. Your grammar is appalling. Never send me an email while inebriated again.

Please hurry along with an explanation of what the problem with Eco Bank is.

Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Fri, 25 Mar 2005

Ecobank

I don't understand what you mean.

Explain yourself and read the modalities properly.

I expect your immediate reply.

Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,
IF YOU HAVE NOT
SEND YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER TO THE BANKERS, SEND IT .
ONCE THEY SEE YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBERS,IT WILL GINGER THEM TO SEND YOU THE DOCUMENT OF THE FUNDS.
THATS MY SUGGESTION.
MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N



ECO BANK

DEAR FUJIWARA,

MEANWHIE SEND ME YOUR ACCOUNT DETIALS, PHONE/FAX NUMBER.

CALL WITH THIS PHONE NUMBER

234-080-25955880
234-080-25955880

WHATEVER YOU WANT TO KNOW I WILL EXPLAIN IT.

PLEASE BE BEAR WITH ME OVER THE DOCUMENTS WE RECEIVED THE DOCUMET, WE WANT TO RE PROCEESS THE DOCUMENTS BEFORE SENDING IT .

G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE
ECO BANK PLC.



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

TO ECO BANK

Bank

I would like to be calling you but problem being that I only have education in read and writing English.. not in the speak. Do you speak Japanese? If not a phone conversation is unlickly.

Hurry document please.

Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,

WHAT I MEAN, I SENT THE TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE THE INFORMATION OF YOUR FINANCIAL ADIVSROY.

THE TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE OF ECO BANK SAID THAT NEEDLESS OF GIVEN YOU POWER OF ATTORNEY HENCE YOU CONTACTED FINANCIAL ADIVSORY AND HE BIDED THE AGREEMENT IN BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

WHAT YOU WILL EXPECT FROM THE BANKER IS THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT IT CONTENT THE AMOUNT DEPOSITED AND OTHER INFORMATION ABOUT THE FUNDS.

IF YOU HAVE NOT GIVEN THEM YOUR ACCOUNT,SEND IT TO THEM IMMEDIATELY

MUCH REGARDS

DR.MICHEAL U.N

CONTEN

ME



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr who

Ecobank is making slowness with the documents. All time is taking with transaction at their end, no progress make by them.

Jolly them up please, time is a wasting still. You have no chance to survive, make your time.

I love you
Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

Thu, 31 Mar 2005

DEAR TAKUMI,
Since i received your mail, i have been calling the ECO BANK,transfering executive to quickly send you the DOCUMENT of the funds.
has he sent it?,if he has sent it ,then do whatever they as you to do immediately for them to transfer the funds to your account ontime.
i am getting set to meet you in japan,as soon as this trasaction is over.
i am still yours forever,
Regards
Dr.micheal u.n



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUHIWARA,

HERE IS THE CERTIFICATE OF THE DOCUMENT SEND US YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER/FAX NUMBER HENCE YOU SAID YOU CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH BUT YOU READ AND WRITE VERY WELL.

HURRY UP TO SEND YOUR ACCOUNT NOW!!!

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE
ECO BANK PLC.



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche

Eco bank are useless. They have sent me an email (twice) saying they have attached the document, BUT THERE IS NOTHING ATTACHED!!

Their idiocy is delaying this. Do something about it before I get bored and move onto a different venture.

Now man, now!!

Takumi


*Eventually, ECO bank attach the file. It's not worth seeing.


UCHE NWOKE

Dear takumi,
Have you received the DOCUMENT of the funds?,
if you have received the DOCUMENT,tender them your account number.
i never told you about the tax clearance charge i due pay the bank, i made the last payment of the taxes in year 2002, since then,i have not made any payment.
you have to ask them the amount we will pay for tax clearance , if confrim it from them,call me back immediately.for soluation
i am expecting your reply.
much regards
Dr.micheal u.n



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche

Sorry for delay, me is well busy innit.

After big massiv race tonight me will see if I can get you sorted. I is well wickid with the drivin and me bitch says she'll show me her muff if I win.

I'll get back to you when I is done.

RESPEC
Takumi



ECO BANK

Tue, 05 Apr 2005
FROM THE INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
ECO BANK PLC.

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

WE ARE SORRY TO INFORM YOU OF THE TECHICAL PROBLEM MCRMAIL SITE INCURED RECENTLY,WE HAVE RESOLVED IT YOU CAN EMAIL US REGULARLY NOW.

NOTE OF THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE YOU ARE ASKED TO PAY TO ENABLE US OBTAIN TRANSFERING WARRANT FROM THE OFFICE OF CHIEF-ORDINATOR TAX CLEARANCE OFFICE.

HERE'S THE PROCEDURE OF MAKING THE PAYMENT

ECO BANK PLC
EMMANUEL ARERE
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
NIGERA WEST AFRICA

WE ARE EXPECTING YOUR IMMEDIATE REPSONE TODAY.

MUCH REGARDS G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE
ECO BANK PLC.



UCHE NWOKE

Dear Takumi,
Do you mean,you will ask the Bankers of the Tax clearance charge and pay it ?
the transaction is under your care,i have tried my possible best to ginger the Bankers to give you the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT,you can see how serious and ready i am over the transaction,
so get back to the bankers and confrim the amount we will pay for the tax clearance charge
much regards
dr.micheal u.n



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr

I have no idea what you just said.

When are you coming to Japan? Please let me know, I would like to meet you.

Now,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

WE ARE EXPECTING YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE LATEST THIS WEEK TO ENABLE US OBTAIN THE TRANSFERING WARRANT. WE ALSO HEAERED THAT THE CHIEF ORDINATOR WILL BE OUT OF OFFICE IN SHORT PRIODE.

SO HURRY UP AND PAY YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE ($10.000)THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER IN ANY BANK OF YOUR OPERATIVE.

SEND THE PAYMENT DETIALS QUICKLY
INCLUDE YOUR ACCOUNT
FOR IMMEDIATE TRANS-MISSION OF THE FUNDS
THE SENDING NAME SHOULD BE THE NAME OF CASHIER.

MR.EMMANUEL ANELE
ECO BANK PLC
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
NIGERIA WEST AFRICA

ECO BANK PLC.
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE



UCHE NWOKE

Dear takumi,

The bankers told me yesterday that the tax clearance is just ($10.000). you can pay it, is little amount,is not much, i taught the amount they will request will be up to 500.000$.

Go and pay the tax clearance charge, let them transfer the funds to your account instantly.

if you pay the tax clearance charge to the bank let me know ok.

i am execpting your reply immediately

much regards
Dr.micheal u.n



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Thu, 7 Apr 2005

Dr Oshce

You and your ridiculous bank need to stop emailing me three times a day each. My email filter thinks you are spam. Personally I think you're more of a corned beef.

I will send you my picturegraph tonight.

Where and how am I meant to send this outrageous fee? I will not send cash. Why would you say that?

Reply immediately, but only do so once or you'll end up in the trash folder again.

Ponce,
Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

Dear takumi,

You should know that this business was going on before mr.phil munglers died which he explain to you.

the fee you are asked to pay is necessary and is in banking law. you certainly know i am a financial director, if the bankers make wrong request i will object it. is assume this request is right.

concerning emailing the bank authority told me that they will not email you more than once,since you said you can speak english,they should have calling you by phone or you call them.

LISTEN TAKUMI,IF YOUR SERIOUS IN THIS BUSINESS PAY THE BENEFICIARY IS RIGHTLY.

MUCH REG ARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N
FINANCIAL DIRECTOR



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche

Mr Phil did not say anything about this business.. all I know about it is the half-baked story you have told me.

I did not say I could speak English. I said the opposite. I am fully versed at written English, but I cannot use conversational English at all. Tell the bank to learn Japanese fluently and I will speak to them only then.

Do what you will and do it quickly. Whatever business you had with Mr Munglers would have been finished by now were he alive. If you had taken this long with him he would have called you a "time wasting prick" and a "son of a goat".

NOW, SIR, NOW!!!

For gods sake
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE $10.000 LATEST THIS, AFTER PROCESSMENT OF THE TAX CLEARANCE RECIPT WE WILL GIVE YOU CHEQUE OF 80.000.000 TO CASH AT YOUR DESIGNATE BANK YOUR ACCOUNT IS MAINTAIN.

WE NEED YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONE.
ECO BANK PLC
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,
What you are doing with ME over this transaction, i dont understand it i paid for the (CERTIFTCATE OF DEPOSIT) $20.000, why can't you help to pay the (TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE) ;TAKUMI.
i never expected you to behave like that,i taught you will behave as partner,but YOUR behavior is abnormal, How can the Bankers transfer the funds to you, if the TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE is not cleared.
Again you have not send the bankers your account numbers,how can the money be transfered to your account, if you have not given them your account number,the TAX CLEARANCE recipt will content your account number.and i will sign CHEQUE AND give to the bankes to give your bank to cash the money. i am ready to meet you in japan,but you are not doing what impresses me ok.
finally GO AND PAY THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE TO BANK,BEFORE I WILL SIGN the CHEQUE TO THE BANK,IF THE TAX CLEARANCE charge IS NOT MADE THE TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE WILL RUBBISH THE TRANSFERING OF THESE FUNDS TO YOU.
YOU said MR PHIL MUNGLERS did not tell you of the business,i will attaced the last information you sent to me when he died,if you go through it.you will know you are not doing what will motivate me to forward any business relationshipn with you,
AGAIN i have contacted MY lawyer to perpare POWER OF ATTORNEY and ,he has given me the POWER OF ATTORNEY .I WON'T SEND IT to you UNTIL YOU PAY THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE.
DR.MICHEAL U,N



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Calm your ass, sir

Do you have any idea how busy I am? When I'm not racing I'm involved in endless preparation and travelling. This whole hair-brained scheme that you had going with Munglers is an entirely secondary distraction for me.

All you have sent to me is my first email to you, not Munglers last email. I don't know what you are trying to say. I think you are cracking up Dr Osche, I suggest you have a few nights off the grog and get some detoxing done.

Be patient and stop stroking yourself at night.

"Be attitude for gains"
Takumi



ECO BANK

EMAILs:
eco_bank@luxmail.com
eco.bank@mcrmail.com

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE FOR OVER TWO WEEKS.
PAY THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE ONTIME, TO ENABLE US EXECUTE THE TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOU THE MONEY HAS BEEN WITH US FOR OVER 6 YEARS.
MORE YEARS THE MONEY STAY WITH US.SO THE TAXES ENHANCE.
STOP DELAYING US,BESIDES WE SHOULD HAVE CONCEL THE TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOU ,SINCE YOU ARE NOT COMPLYING THE DIRECTIVES OF THE BANK.
ECO BANK IS INDUSTRIALIZED BANK WHICH HAS BUSINESS ALL OVER THE WORLD,ALL OUR CLIENT PAYS THEIR TAXES AT THE DUE TIME,YOURS HAS TAKING MUCH TIME TO PAY.IF YOU HESIATE TO MAKE THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE.
WE WILL RE-DEBT THE FUNDS BACK TO HOLLAND BRANCE.
QUICKLY SEND US YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER.AND MAKE THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE,
HERE'S THE PROCEDURE OF MAKING THE PAYMENT
MR.EMMANUEL ANELE
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
ECO BANK PLC,
WEST AFRICA NIGERIA
LATEST 27 OF THIS MONTH.
MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE
ECO BANK PLC



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Assholes

Here is my picture for you. I hope you hurry up and come to Japan so we can race.

Dr Osche I want to see a picturegraph of your with your car. Now.

Ecobank I want to see a picturegraph of your office. Nothing too specific just a general view of the office.

Send me these pictures now, only then will we proceed.

Now,
Takumi





TAKUMI FUJIWARA

What in gods name are you waiting for man??

You rush me about like some incontinent old woman needing a piss and now you go silent. Do you take my picture as a joke? How dare you insult me like that.

Come to Japan at once and I will thrash you, sir!

Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Thu, 21 Apr 2005

What is wrong with you people? You harass me constantly for months and now the time has come for you to play your part, you bugger off to sex the local goats.
My patience is wearing thinner than the seat of your cheap nylon trousers and unless you reply to me at once I will consider this deal off and wish you both a painful death.
Get on with it for gods sake. We racers are not known for our patience, we do things f***ing FAST.
Now,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:TAKUMI,
WE ARE GETTING THE PICTURE SET,
WE WILL SEND IT BEFORE ENDING OF THIS WEEK
BE AWARE NOW!!!.
DO NOT PANIC.
ECO BANK PLC
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE


*Dr Nwoke attaches a picture of a geezer posing with his car*


UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,
HERE'S SOME OF MY PICTURE I WILL SEND THE REST TOMORROW
DR .MICHEA U.N





TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Mon, 25 Apr 2005

Dr Osche

Thanks for the picture. Nice hat you've got there.

Honda Accord: not bad. I am pleased to see you have bought Japanese. Tell me, is your car a 2.2VTEC or just standard injection?
An unmodified engine will crank out about 160bhp in one of those. Have you thought of fitting a supercharger to it and a sports clutch and short-shift gearbox with a lighter flywheel?

I look forward to seeing the rest of the pictures.

Takumi


*Mr Williams attaches a picture of Eco Bank*


ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

HERE'S THE BANK PICTURE.
SEND US YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER
PAY YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE ($10.000) FOR APPROVAL OF TRANSFERING THE FUNDS TO YOU.
HERE'S THE PROCEDURE TO MAKE THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE IN THE NEXT 7 WORKING DAYS.
EMMANUEL ANNENE
WESTNER UNION MONEY TRANSFER
ECO BANK PLC.
WEST AFRICA
MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS (TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE)





TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

I think you slightly misunderstood my request. When I said I wanted a picture of your office I mean INSIDE your office. Your computers, your desks, coffee mugs, condom trees, whatever.

Please do so quickly and I will contact Takeshi Kitano, my banker, to release the funds.

Go now.

Takumi.

PS, what sort of car do you drive? It must be pretty fast if you're an executive.


*Attached are pictures of the same geezer but with a different car*


UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,
THIS THE OTHER OF MY PICTURE,
HAS THE BANKERS GIVEN YOU THE PICTURE OF THE BANK?
TAKUMI, WHATEVER THE BANKERS ASKED YOU TO DO IT IMMEDIATELY SO THAT THEY WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOU.
I SHOULD HAVE COME TO JAPAN, I AM WAITING FOR THE FUNDS TO BE TRANSFERED TO YOU BEFORE MY COMING TO JAPAN
PLEASE BE SERIOUS WITH THE BANKERS.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR REPLY
MUCH REGARDS DR.MICHEAL U.N





TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche

Thanks for the picture. You've got quite a collection of cars! Are any of them upgraded to around 300bhp? You should make sure they are before we meet. You will also need to have closer gear ratios, a carbon prop-shaft, ceramic brake discs, low profile soft-compound tyres, a stainless exhaust system with racing muffler, and a triple plate clutch.

The bank sent me a picture, but not of their office as I asked. They sent me a pic of some grotty looking building instead.

Once I receive the correct picture I will send my details and speak to my accountant, Takeshi Kitano, to arrange release of funds.

Regards,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,
THESE ARE THE PICTURES REQUESTED.
SO COMPLY WITH THE DIRECTIVES OF THE BANK LATEST THIS WEEK.
TO ENABLE THE CHIEF CO- ORDINATOR OF TAX CLEARANCE OFFICE APPROVED THE TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOU.
YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY IS NEEDED.

THE BANK OFFICIAL CAR I USED IS TOYOTA CORROLLA 2005 MODEL
MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS ( TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE ECO BANK PLC)






[Very large picture -- see detail below:]






TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

Thank you for the pictures. I will now contact Takeshi Kitano to arrange the finance side of things.

Your equipment is laughable. I will get you some laptops and some soiled pants.

Takumi.



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

What is happening

Update me immediately

DON'T KEEP ME WAITING YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!!

Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

WHY ARE YOU HESIATING TO PAY YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE?

TAKUMI IN THE NEXT 28 HOURS GO AND PAY YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE!!!

THIS IS BANK ,IS NOT A PLAYING GROUND.HENCE I HAVE GIVEN YOU BOTH OUTSIDE AND INSIDE OF THE BANK.YOU DONT HAVE TO HESIATE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT.TO SHOW SERIOUSNESS IN YOU. I AM A SERIOUS MAN. I DONT WEST TIME IN BUSINESS.IT HAS BEEN LONG THE TRANSFERING OF THESE FUNDS STARTED.I DONT EXPECT YOU TO BE DELAYING TO MAKE THE PAYMENT.

REGARDS OF LAPTOP THE BANK MANAGEMENT HAS IMPORTED IT,IT WILL BE RATIONED SOON. SO THE COMPUTER I ADOPT AS OF NOW IN OFFICE.IS JUST FOR A MOMENT.

YOU DONT HAVE TO HESIATE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT PROMPTLY.

WE EXPECTING YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE (ECO BANK PLC)



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

I have already told you that I have instructed my accountant, Takeshi Kitano, to set the wheels in motion to get your funds. I suggest you read my emails.

I also expect you to place your order for laptops NOW.

I am trying to help you. Don't bite my ass.

Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,
IS NOT MY OBLIGATION TO PURCHASE LAPTOP FOR THE BANK.
ECO BANK IS MANAGEMENTLY MINDED.WHATEVER IS NOT WORKING INORDER THE MANAGEMENT PUT IT INORDER, EVEN MY OFFICIAL CAR,THE MANAGEMENT TAKES CAR OF IT.
YOU SUGGESTION IS NICE, I WILL ASK THE BANK MANAGEMENT ABOUT THE LAPTOP.INCASE IF THEY NEED ACCESSORIES,THEY WILL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU.
I AM EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE ECO BANK PLC



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,

HAVE THE BANK GIVEN YOU THE PICTURES, YOU REQUIRED FROM THEM?

WHAT OF THE THE PAYMENT,HAVE YOU GIVEN THEM THE FUNDS?.

WHY I AM ASKING SINCE YOU WROTE TO ME ,CONCERNING THE PICTURE AND THE PAYMENT ,YOU HAVE NOT CALL BACK TO LET ME KNOW THE EXETENT YOU GONE WITH THEM.

PLEASE TOUCH WITH ME IMMEDIATELY.

MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Tue, 3 May 2005

Dr Osche

You sent almost exactly the same email four times in a row to my inbox. I suggest you get your grammar correct before hitting the "send" button in future.

I have already spoken to the bank and I've told them that my accountant, Takeshi Kitano, is arranging movement of fund for you.

I have no desire to touch you.

Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

How long dose take you and your accountant to make the payment.

you have few days in this week to clearify yourself full to the bank management.

listening the TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE BEEN $10.000.Will be given to the chief co-ordinator of tax office to sign and approved the transfering of the funds to you.

we are waiting for you

HURRY UP MAN,

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

Don't get snide with me you piece of bitch trash, it took you FOUR DAYS to take some pictures!!!

Takeshi Kitano moves at his own pace.

Buy the f***ing laptops in the meantime for gods sake, NOW YOU STUPID BITCHEE!!!

Your shimmy shammying is getting ludicrous. I'd like to stab you to death and play with your blood.

GET ON WITH IT YOU DUMB BITCH

Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

I apologize for my terse email earlier. I was a little scattered. My idiotic mechanic, Itsuki Akechi, caught his hand in my alternator belt and lost three fingers. It was horrible. I had to steam clean my engine.

I have fired him for his incompetence.

Regardless of this I would like you and/ or Dr Osche to order some laptops before I send you the details that Takeshi Kitano is about to send me.

Do make an attempt to make an attempt to do something

Regards,
Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche

What is going on I have not heard since Monday

Answer me immediately

TALK TO ME YOU DUMB BITCH



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,
IF YOU HAVE PAID THE FUNDS, SEND ME THE DETIALS.
BECAUSE THE CHIEF CO-ORDIANATOR OF TAX CLEARANCE WILL BE ON LEAVE VERY SOON.
WE DONT NEED TO WAST TIME GIVE HIM THE PAYMENT.
HE IS THE ONE TO SIGN AND APPROVED THE TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOU.
WITHOUT HIS SIGNATURE.ECO BANK AURTHORITY WILL NOT PERMIT THE TRANSFERING OF THESE FUNDS TO YOU. SO COMPLY WITH ME IMMEDIATELY.
I WILL ODER LAPTOP ,THE MANAGEMENT NEEDS SOME COMPUTER TO COMPLETE THE OUTSTANDING ONES. THANKS FOR CALLING.
MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE (ECO BANK PLC.)



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

Thank you for your mail

I will be seeing Takeshi Kitano soon to discuss his actions regarding your fun.

ORDER the god damn laptops NOW!! NOW!!

I love you,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,
I WILL MAKE THE ODER WHILE YOU ENSURE THAT THE FUNDS WILL BE PAID TO BEFORE THE WEEK RUNS OFF.
I WILL BE EXPECTING YOU TO SEND ME THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER DETIALS.
ECO BANK PLC.
G.F WILLIAMS (EXECUTIVE)



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

Takeshi Kitano tried to send the money by Western Union but the man in the store said that we must ensure that the fun was not going to fraudsters and thieves. He refused to transfer the money until we were sure. Takeshi did not know what to do so has returned and is thinking of sending the money directly to your bank account via Gaijin Baka (a japanese money transfer system).

Send me your details, NOW god damn it.

I love you dearly forever
Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

BANK WAKE UP

What are you doing for christs sake, I'm tired of waiting for you to write back, WHY WON'T YOU WRITE BACK YOU DUMB BITCH

Write to me THIS INSTANT and I will send you the details of modalities that Takeshi Kitano has kindly sorted for you. He has paid by Western Union so WAKE UP

PLACE YOUR ORDER!!! RIGHT NOW!!

Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

HENCE THE ACCOUNTANT HAS PAID THE FUNDS

SEND ME THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER DETIALS IMMEDIATELY.

I WILL LAPTOP ODER AND CALL YOUBY PHONE OF THE LAPTOP.

TO SHIP 2 PIECES .THE ECO BANK AUTHORITY HAVE BEEN ASKING ME OF THE LAPTOP THAT THEY NEED TO SEE THE VERITIES.

SO I WILL QUICKLY GET INTOUCH WITH YOU. TO SHIP THE LAPTOPS.

I AM EXPECTING YOUR REPLY IMMEDIATELY.

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

Thank you for replying. Once again I apologize for my fury in the previous email. Someone spilled Ribena all over my back seat and I had to get it valeted.

I have attached a document that Takeshi Kitano has done for you which contains details of the WU transfer details (including control number, and Q&A details), as well as some modalities and contracts that you need to look at.

What sort of car do you drive, by the way? Have you modified it in anyway to racing specification?

Also have you heard from Dr UN lately? He seems to have disappeared.

I do not know the meaning of the word "verities".

I love you more than ever,
Takumi


*The unopenable file which later appears in GO SPEED RACER http://www.scamorama.com/munglers_smith.html
is attached*

ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,
HOW DID YOU ATTACHED THE DOCUMENT.I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO OPEN IT
IT IS VERY HARD.PLEASE RE ATTACH IT NORMAL,OR GIVE ME THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER DETIALS BY EMAIL WITH OTHER INFORMATION INCLUDED.
MUCH REGARD
G.F WILLIAMS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Fri, 6 May 2005

Bank

Takeshi Kitano created the file so that it was more secure. We used Western Union before and some hacker hijacked our email and stole our money. He may have password protected the file. I will speak to him and find out for you.

You did not tell me about your car that I asked about. Please let me know what you drive and whether it has been modified in any way. I can give you advice on your car if you like.

Please try to locate Dr UN as well, I fear he has been murdered.

I love you so much,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTNFUJIWARA,
THE ATTACHEMENT IS VERY HARD TO RETRIEVE OUT OF COMPUTER RE SEND IT BACK BY EMAIL WRITE ALL THE INFORMATION THERE. I AM EXPECTING YOUR REPLY IMMEDIATELY.

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

I will try to resend it later. There nothing wrong with the attachment at our end. Perhaps you are lacking the necessary means to open the file. What software are you running? Maybe your ageing systems need upgrading, in which case you should order the laptops RIGHT NOW.

God bless your ass
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

WAKE UP,THATS YOUR WORDS TO ME.GET THE DETIALS AND SEND IT TO ME I AM WAITING FOR YOU.

LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT THE CHIEF CO-ORDINATOR TAX CLEARANCE OFFICE WILL BE ON LEAVE VERY SOON,I DONT WANT HIS OUTGOING TO AFFECT THE TRANSFERING OF THESE TO YOU. BE A SERIOUS MAN, A WINNER IS ALWAYS SERIOUS!!!.

OUR RELATIOSHIP HAS GOT THE EXETENT YOU HAVE TO CHECK WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SEND IF IS PROPERLY DONE BEFORE SENDING IT.

GET THE PASSWORD AND GET THE INFORMATION AND SEND IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY.

IS SAFE AND SECURE .

DO IT NOW MAN.

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS ( EXECUTIVE)



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Sat, 7 May 2005

BANK

It's not my fault you cannot open the file. If you had the right software installed or better hardware you could have your money by now.

IF YOU'D ORDERED THE LAPTOPS YOU COULD HAVE NEW SYSTEMS ON THEIR WAY TO YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU ORDER YOU DUMB BITCH

I've done everything you have asked so far and your bumbling and lack of computer skills has caused delay after delay

FIX YOUR GOD DAMN SYSTEM YOU PIECE OF BITCH TRASH

I've had similar proposals to yours from Usman Bello and Mariam Abacha. Sort yourself out and stop blaming me for your incompetence, or I will send Bello and Abacha my money instead.

TALK TO YOUR BANKS I.T. DEPARTMENT IF YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS, YOU STUPID BASTARD

Reply immediately

Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,

HOW IS THE BUSINESS GOING?

I GUESS YOU ARE DOING THE RIGHT THING. TO GET THE FUNDS OUT OF THE BANK.

KEEP ON I AM YOURS TO THE END OF THIS WROLD, MAY THE GRACE OF GOD BE WITH YOU.
CALL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MAIL.

MUCH REGARDS
DR.MICHEAL U.N



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche

Thank you for writing I was getting concerned for your welfare

That idiot at Ecobank is delaying the transaction again, I sent him photos, I sent the money, I sent him details of the transaction and modalities and he's pissing about because he can't open the goddamn file I sent to him.

I don't see how that can be my fault, it is his stupidity that is preventing this deal from being concluded. Please go and talk sense into him, or failing that I suggest you fire him and use another broker.

Reply at once,
Takumi


*Mr Williams advises me against dealing with Usman Bello and Mariam Abacha*


ECO BANK

Sat, 7 May 2005

ATTN:FUJIWARA,
DO NOT LISTEN TO ANY OF THEM THEY ARE ROBBERS.
IF ANY INFORM ANYTHING.DO NOT REPLY.
I WILL GO ROUND THE BANK TO KNOW WHO I WRITING TO YOU APART FROM ME.
DO NOT LISTEN TO ANY BODY.
CALL BACK IMMEDIATELY
I AM EXPECTING YOUR REPLY.
MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,
IF YOU WISH TO MAKE THE PAYMENT GIVE ME THE CONTROL NUMBER AND OTHER INFORMATION BY EMAIL FOR CHRIST SAKE
YOUR PICTURE YOU SENT TO ME DISPLAY IMMEDIATELY
WHY THE ATTACHEMENT IS VERY HARD TO DISPLAY LIKE YOUR PICTURE
RESPONE NOW!!!
I HAVE CONTACTED DR.UN AND INFORM HE WHAT YOU TOLD ME
REPLY IMMEDIATELY
MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

I forgot to re-attach the file last time and I apologize. It is here now for your perusal.

JUST CALL YOUR TECH SUPPORT TO INSTALL THE RIGHT SOFTWARE YOU DUMB BITCH

I've already told you that Takeshi Kitano has also included Q&A for Western Union, some revised modalities, and an affidavit for you to sign. He is getting impatient that you have not had the courtesy to solve the problem with the file at your end.

ARRANGE BETTER HARWARE YOU PIECE OF BITCH TRASH

I don't know what your problem is with my picture. It is me and my car.

OPEN THE GODDAMN FILE NOW YOU STUPID BASTARD

I am glad that you have a Toyota Corolla. That is what I drive, as you can see in my picture. I have a 1985 model Corolla GT APEX Sprinter Trueno with some modifications.

Reply immediately.
Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

TO ECO BANK

Sun, 8 May 2005

Wanker

You must email me today or I will pray that hyenas and goats will come and take your life tonight.

SORT OUT THE PROBLEM WITH THE FILE YOU DUMB BITCH

I am tired of your excuses.

THE LAPTOPS, YOU STUPID BASTARD, THE LAPTOPS!!

Tomorrow I am going to China for a couple of weeks, racing in the Chow Mein Mountains and I may not be able to get access to the internet, so it looks like YOU are going to have to do some work for once.

By the time I return I expect you to have
1) Opened the file
2) Read the information therein
3) Collected your money
4) Read and understood the modalities
5) Printed, signed, scanned and emailed me the affidavit
6) Obtained some new hardware for yourself
7) Upgraded your cars to around 300 horsepower for racing purposes

REPLY TO ME RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF BITCH TRASH

I love you truly, madly, deeply
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,

PLEASE RECTIFY THIS PROBLEM IMMEDIATELY.I AM TIRED OF TRYING.

THE PROGRAM YOU USED TO SEND THE FILE ATTACHEMENT (INFO.BKA) DOES NOT EXIST ON OUR SYSTEM AND I VE NOT FOUND IT ONLINE.

SO PLEASE SEND THE DOCUMENT USING A WINDOW BASED PROGRAM LIKE(MICROSOFT WORDS OR EXCEL).

I AM EXPECTING YOUR REPLY IMMEDIATELY

DO IT NOW MAN!!!.

ECO BANK PLC
G.F WILLIAMS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

I can't rectify the problem, the file opens easily here. Have you tried to open the file using Word or Excel? Maybe you could try Acrobat? I just don't know, I'm a racing driver not a scientist.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU ORDERED THE LAPTOPS

I will be leaving for China first thing in the morning for two weeks. I will try to find some way of going online, but IF I can't you will have CALL your IT SUPPORT TEAM at the bank to open the goddamn file.

ORDER THE F***ING LAPTOPS NOW YOU SHITHEAD

Nobody else will be able to help you, do you understand this, NOBODY!!

ORDER THE LAPTOPS!!!!

I will be back on Tuesday the 24th so GET IT ALL SORTED OR I WILL HAVE USMAN BELLO HUNT YOU FOREVER

Hurry

I love you so much I cannot sleep,
Takumi


*One last piece of advice before Takumi goes away*


TAKUMI FUJIWARA

BANK

I've just been looking at the pictures of your office and your systems are running Windows 2000 and 98!! For gods sake man, Takeshi has written the file to be opened with Windows XP software!!

UPGRADE YOUR MACHINES TO THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY!!

NOW!!

DO IT NOW, ORDER THE LAPTOPS!!

If you had done this when I suggested you could have had the new laptops by now

BUT YOU MESSED AROUND INSTEAD

Baka!
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,
PERSONAL I HAVE MY OWN LAPTOP.
AND I CAN MAKE USE IT MY OFFICE,BECAUSE IS PERSONAL PROPERTY.
LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT THE BANK MANAGEMENT NEEDS THE LAPTOPS TO COMPLETE THE OUTSTANDING ONES.
BY NEXT WEEK I WILL ODER TO GET ME
2 PIECES OF THE LAPTOPS.TO SHOW THE ECO BANK MANAGEMENT
NOTE:SINCE TO RETRIEVE THE FILES OUT IS HARD. I SUGGEST YOU TO PRINT IT OUT AND SEND ME THE CONTROL NUMBER AND THE TEXT MESSAGE OF THE WESTERN UNION TRANSFER.THE MONEY WILL BE GIVEN TO CHIEF CO-ORDINATOR TAX CLEARANCE OFFICE TO ISSUE OUT THE DOCUMENTS TO TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOU.

THE REST OF THE INFORMATION Takeshi Kitano ATTACHED IN THE FILE YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO ME BY FAX MECHINE WHEN YOU ARE BACK FROM THE TRAVELING.
WHY I AM BRING OUT MUCH TIME TO ATTEND YOUR MATTER IS GET THE THINGS DONE ON TIME. SO SEND ME THE WESTERN UNION DETIALS BY MAIL
DO IT NOW MAN!!!.

I AM WAITING FOR YOU IN MY OFFICE .
MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS



ECO BANK

ATTN:FUJIWARA,
WAKE UP!!!
WRITE THE WESTERN UNION DETIALS AND SEND IT TO ME BY EMAIL I AM TRIED OF YOUR ATTACHEMENT.
DO NOT SEND THE DOCUMENTS TO ME BY ATTACHEMENT I WILL GIVE YOU FAX NUMBER TO SEND IT.
NOW MAN.WAKE UP.
MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS
EXECUTIVE ECO BANK PLC



*Takumi returns from his trip, refreshed and relaxed*

TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Tue, 24 May 2005

TETSU MAKI SEN PUU KYAKKU

Well I am back from my travels. Did you manage to open the god damn file?

TELL ME NOW YOU DUMB BITCH

I am tired and need to rest for an hour or so

ORDER THE LAPTOPS YOU ASSHOLE

My eyes feel like piss-holes in the snow

GET ON WITH IT YOU STUPID BASTARD

I love you as much as ever,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:TAKUMI,

WELCOM FROM THE TRAVELING.

HOW IS THE WORK?,
I GUESS EVERTHING MOVED FINE.

SORRY FOR THE EYE PROBLEM, JUST A DAY YOU WILL GET YOURSELF INORDER.

LISTEN TO ME VERY INTENTIVELY.!!!

THE FILE CAN BE OPENED IN AFRICA WBESITE. OUR PROGAMRS HERE'S IS DIFFERENT FROM JANPANESE NETWORK.

ECO BANK PLC. AUTHORITIES HAS CONTACTED EXPERTS TO RESOLVED THE ISSUED KNOW ONE WAS ABLE TO RECTFY THE ISSUE.

AS UNDERSTANDING MAN,SIMPLY OPEN THE FILE AND SEND THE CONTROL NUMBER BY EMAIL TOMORROW.I WANT SEND IT TO THE CHIEF CO-ORDINATOR

CLEARANCE OFFICE TO SIGN THE DOCUMENTS IMMEDIATELY.

AGAIN THE OTHER DOCUMENTS I WILL GIVE YOU MY OFFICE FAX NUMBER TO FAX IT.

THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO NOW.

DO IT MAN!!!
I CAN WAIT ANY LONGER.

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

Thank you for you email

Sorry I was abrupt, I hadn't slept or eaten in over 30 hours and I was a little strung out.

I am glad that you have your men on the case to open the file for you. Please let me know what happens.

I love you,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:TAKUMI,

I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE TO OPEN IT BY YOURSELF AND SEND ME THE CONTROL NUMBER,I WANT TO SEND THE MONEY TO CHIEF CO-ORDINATOR TAX CLEARANCE OFFICE,HE IS WAITING FOR THE PAYMENT OF TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE

MR.TAKUMI, YOU ARE WESTING TIME, HENCE THE FILE OPENS AT YOUR END.

I SUGGEST YOU PRINT IT OUT OF COMPUTER AND FAX IT TO ME IMMEDIATELY DONT YOU USE FAX MECHINE OVER THERE?.

I HAVE FAX MECHINE IN MY OFFICE, I WILL SEND YOU THE NUMBER OF THE FAX,SO THAT YOU WILL USE IT TO FAX THE DOCUMENT TO ME.

IS NOT MANDATORY THAT THE ATTACHEMENT MUST BE OPENED LISTEN THE MONEY YOU HAVE DEPOSITED IN WESTERN UNION OFFICE WILL ELASES VERY SOON,

HURRY UP TO SEND THE CONTROL BY EMAIL LET ME CASH IT.

WHAT IS YOUR FAX/PHONE NUMBERS?.

MUCH REGARDS
F.G WILLIAMS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

What the hell is your problem. All you have had to do - ALL YOU HAVE HAD TO DO - is open a FILE and this transaction could have been finished weeks ago

OPEN THE FILE YOU DUMB BITCH

I will instruct Takeshi Kitano to recall the money unless you put some effort into this deal. You have not even ordered the laptops yet.

DO IT NOW YOU PIECE OF BITCH TRASH

You are making my sump run dry with your continual weakness. Pull your finger out and

DO SOMETHING YOU STUPID BASTARD

Are you some kind of goddamn joke

I love you less with each embarrassing f*** up,
Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

Reply immediately or I will slaughter your favorite goat and place its dismembered carcass in your Toyota Corrolla's engine compartment.

BUY SOME GODDAMN LAPTOPS NOW YOU STUPID BASTARD

Twat,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:TAKMUI,

I SEE YOU AS REASONABLE MAN,THATS WHY I AM GIVEN YOU ATTENTION , I TOLD YOU TO PRINT IT OUT OF COMPUTER AND FAX IT YOU REFUSED,YOU STILL INSISTING OF OPENING THE FILE,THINK TWICE, FOR HOW LONG SHOULD I CONTINE TO OPEN THIS FILE, IS ALMOST 2 WEEKS YET THE FILE SEEM VERY DIFFCULT TO OPEN.

THERE IS THE FAX NUMBER FAX IT.

234-01-3450311
234-01-3450311

FAX IT NOW AND I AM WAITING FOR THE FAX INFORMATION.

IF YOU DO NOT OPEN THIS FILE, YOU HAVE TO FAX IT.

FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!

WHY ARE YOU COMPLICATING ISSUE BECAUSE OF 10.000$

IF YOU DO NOT FAX THE INFORMATION OR SEND ME THE CONTROL NUMBER BY EMAIL.

I WILL TERMINATE,THIS BUSINESS,YOUR INSULTING IS GETTING TOO MUCH.STOP IT, SPEAK REASONABLE.

HOW CAN YOU SENT ME DIFFCULT,EMPTYAND SORROWFUL FILE

SIMPLY OPEN THE FILE AND EXTRACT THE CONTROL NUMBER SEND IT BY EMAIL. AND USE FAX TO FAX THE INFORMATION.

WAKE UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIANS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

We do not have a fax machine in our van. Therefore I cannot fax you any document. Unfortunately I do not have the info.bak file any more so you must send me your copy of it. That way I can open it and extrapolate the information that you require.

I am not complicating anything, it is your abysmal technology that is the problem.

SEND ME THE FILE PURCHASE THE FRIGGING LAPTOPS RIGHT NOW

I expect your immediate reply.

I love you still,
Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

Mon, 30 May 2005

DEAR TAKUMI,

WHAT is going ON in between you and the THE BANKERS,

have you rectify the issue with them?.

REPLY immediately.

much regards

DRmicheal u.n



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche

It is nice to hear from you. I hope you are well.

The bank do not have the skills or competence to open a simple file and now it is left to me - as usual - to do all the work. I am waiting for GF Williams to send me the info.bka file back to myself so that I can pass it on to Takeshi Kitano so that he can do what needs to be done to make it simple enough for your bank monkeys to read.

I have tried to assist with this transaction as much as possible but Ecobank seems to be staffed by clowns and goats herders who are incapable of performing the most basic of computer operations.

According to Mr Phil Munglers email box this has been going on for almost exactly 1 year now. It is ridiculous.

Please do what you can.

I love you long time,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:TAKUMI,

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY.

SIMPLY OPEN THE FILE AND EXTRACT THE INFORMATION AND SEND IT TO US IMMEDIATELY.

ECO BANK PLC

G.F WILLIAMS, TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE, MR.KENNETH O.P , CHIEF ACCOUNTANT ECO BANK



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

I apologize for the delay, I have been having problems with my interweb machine. I, unlike you, have had the common sense to buy a new machine.

BUY ONE NOW FOR GODS SAKE

Meanwhile I have forwarded the file onto Takeshi Kitano and he will decipher it and send it back in more readable format, "for those who have sex with goats" he says.

Why do you delay this

I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU

Reply immediately,
I love you still,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN: TAKMUI,

THANKS FOR CALLING.

NOW YOU HAVE TO ENSURE THAT THE FILE BE READY THIS SATURDAY.

THE ECO BANK AUTHORITY IS TAKING GENERAL CIRCULATION OF THE FUNDS WHICH WE ARE GOING TO BE TRANSFERED OUT.

WITHOUT THE PAYMENT THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE. YOUR WON'T BE ACCREDITED.

THAT'S WHY WE ARE ALAMRING TO YOU SERIOUSLY TO OPEN THE FILE AND EXTRACT THE INFORMATION AND SEND IT TO US IMMEDIATELY.

YOU DONT HAVE TO WAST TIME FOR THE OPENING OF THE FILE.NOTE MORE DELAYANCE CAN INSTINGATE DAMAGES TO THIS BUSINESS.

AGAIN THIS IS BANK AND IS NOT A PLAYING GROUND.

WE ARE MEN OF SERIOUSNESS. WE ARE NOT MEN OF INCOMPETENCE.

SO OPEN THE FILE FAST,FAST AND SEND IT TO US IMMEDIATELY.

MUCH REGARDS

G.F WILLIAMS TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE, MR.KENNETH O.P CHIEF ACCIUNTANT ECO BANK PLC



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Sat, 4 Jun 2005

Bank

I am still waiting to hear from Takeshi Kitano about the info.bka file. He is a busy man and I trust and respect him to the end of the earth, I am sure he has good reason for not writing to me sooner.

Have you upgraded your car yet? Do so at once. It must be at LEAST 300bhp before I even consider meeting you.

Love eternal,
Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

WAKE UP YOU DUMB BITCH

Considering you were expecting the file today and you haven't even been online to check your emails is very rude

STOP BEING SO RUDE YOU PIECE OF BITCH TRASH

WHERE is your order for laptops??

REPLY THIS INSTANT YOU STUPID BASTARD

I called Kitano earlier and he is waiting for a response from someone about something. He did not say what or who.

NOW YOU MOOK

Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

You have not written to me for four days. This annoys me greatly

WHY HAVEN'T YOU WRITTEN YOU IDLE DUMB BITCH

You are continuing to be ignorant, rude and incompetent. Dr UN will be most upset

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO UPSET THE DOCTOR YOU PIECE OF BITCH TRASH

Write to me today with something - anything - or the deal is off

DO IT NOW YOU STUPID BASTARD

For gods sake

I want to love you all day and into the night,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATT:TAKUMI,

SORRY FOR HAVE CALL BACK IMMEDIATELY

THE MANAGEMENT HAS A MEETING YESTERDAY.WHICH I AND THE TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE ATTENDED. SEND THE FILE TO US.v IS YOU WE ARE WAITING SINCE THEN.

WE HAVE GETTING THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS DOWN WHICH MUST BE SIGNED BY THE CHIEF OF TAX CLEARANCE OFFICE.

SEND US THE FILE.

WE ARE WAITING.

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE.
MR.KENNETH O.P
CHIEF ACCOUNT.



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

There you are. At least you are safe. I thought you had been eaten by a giant goat.

I am still waiting for Takeshi Kitano to unlock and decode the file so I can send you the details. In turn he is waiting for an important email reply still, although he is not clear what it is regarding, and he gets very angry when I ask him about it.

Perhaps one day this farce will conclude and we can race. Have you attained 300bhp in your Toyota Corrolla yet?

DO IT NOW FOR GODS SAKE

Lovings and jizz,
Takumi


*The bank forward the email that my accountant (aka me) sent to them*


ECO BANK

ATTN:TAKUMI

See here:

From: "Takeshi Kitano"

Subject: REPLY AT ONCE, HEINOUS VILLAIN

Listen to me I have been trying to take Fujiwara's fortune for years,.
instead you will help me steal it and I will give you 60%.If you do not reply then I will tell Takumi that you are a thief and that he should stop any dealings with you.
Reply at once, bastard...
Takeshi Kitano


WE ARE TOTALLY FENDERED BY YOUR ACCOUNTANT.

1)IS an insult to us by telling us that, he will give us 60% of your money he said for a long time he has been finding means to steal your money that we should help him, get your money.

the bank management is totally against of this.

2) the important email he told you of, he is waiting, is about agreeing with him of given us 60% of your money.

we decied to contact you and inform you of this rubbish information.

this showes that the file you sent to us before is empty he deliberatly sent the empty file to us now go and get the file from he is a robbery by asking us to co-operate with to steal your money is an insulting to us and to ECO BANK management.

in african there are alof of chiness/janpaness companies we are covering both saving and transfering of their money to the various countries the funds is accredited to be transfered.

3) if your accountant can email this nefarious information, it means he is ready to deal with you by all means.

to save yourself from this situation, you have to meet him face to face and get the file from him send and disengage him from the service.

4) send us the file today.

ECO BANK PLC
G.F WILLIAMS



*Takumi is hurt by Takeshi Kitano's betrayal*

TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

I am shocked and horrified by this

Where did you get such information? When did this "Kitano" write to you? I cannot believe it is Takeshi, his family have been our accountants for generations. I don't understand

This is confusing

Let me deal with him. Until I do so, I cannot get any money as he is my accountant, all financial transactions have to be ratified by him.

I do,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:Takumi,

we can't just tell you what is not right or truth.

your accountant will finish you, an edge says whom you trust most can let you down.

even us we are very very surprise to receive this information from him and he was so persistantly of getting 60% of the money from us through you.

so he has evil tenderance over you.

so go and get the file from him.

we suggest you to do everything by yourself.

NOTE: do not say THAT . NOBODY told you.

is now very clear to you.what is about to happend IN BETWEEN YOU AND TAKESHI KITANO A ROBBER ACCOUNTANT YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPANY.Tell he should not try it to contact the bank by email IN his life. Is an insult to the last.

AGAIN WE WILL GET INTOUCH WITH DR. MICHEAL U.N TO LET HIM KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING IN BETWEEN YOU AND TAKESHI

much regards

G.F WILLIAMS

MR.KENNETH O.P



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Tue, 7 Jun 2005

Bank

I must confront Kitano. If what you say is true he will be dealt with.

Nobody messes with team Go Munglers! and gets away with it.

Loves
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:TAKMUI,

IN THIS ISSUE, WE WILL LIKE YOU TO TAKE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION.

BOTH THE PAYMENT AND SENDING OF THE DOCUMENTS,

WE CAN'T LIE TO YOU,BEFORE WE DONT KNOW TAKESHI KITANO. YOU ALWAYS SAY OF YOUR ACCOUNTANT.

YOU DONT HAVE TO GO FURTHER FOR MORE VERIFICATION JUST SET A TRAP.CLEARLY YOU WILL GET HIM, WE FRIMLY BELIEVE THAT HE MUST OFFEND YOU ONE DAY.SINCE HE WHOLE HEARTLY SEND THIS INFORMATION TO THE BANK WITHOUT FEAR.

PLEASE DO THE FILE FAST,FAST NO TIME TO WASTE IN THIS TRANSACTION THE CHIEF CO-ORDINATOR TAX CLEARANCE OFFICE IS ABOUT TO GO LEAVE.

SET THE FILE BY YOURSELF AND SEND IT TO US THIS WEEK.

DO IT NOW MR.TAKUMI.IS URGENTLY NEEDED NOW!!!




TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

I thank you for your support and your honesty in the matter.

However, we Japanese do not tolerate such deception lightly, and wrongdoers are dealt with severely. I will have my colleague, Ryu Hayabusa, check Kitano's interweb machine for evidence of fraud star behavior. If it is found that Kitano has indeed been colluding to steal my fortune then he will be confronted and dealt with accordingly.

I cannot send you the file as I do not have it, and I have no idea what monies Kitano sent to Western Union - or even IF he sent any.

My heart pumps purple piss for you,
Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Today, Ryu Hayabusa found emails on Kitano's interweb machine that seem to corroborate your story. There are emails to all sorts of people that suggest he was involved in something, although it is not clear what at this time.

Tomorrow we will visit him and find out more from him in person.

MOTHERF***ER

I love you both,
Takumi



*The Yakuza in Takumi rages to the surface*

TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Fri, 10 Jun 2005

Bank

I have destroyed Kitano. I popped his eyes so that the sockets were filled with gore, I cut his nose in half, and stabbed his belly until he started to scream.

He told me that YOU are the thief, he said you were a "four one nine mugu" and that you and your friends were planning to rob me and kill me. He also said that you had sex with animals and that you had given your family HIV.

In exchange for his honesty I shot him in the head, spraying shiny pink chunks of his brain all over his office.

Thankfully he was very stupid so there wasn't too much brain.

I want an explanation as to what he meant. What is "four one nine"? What is "mugu"?

Reply immediately. I have to arrange for my cleaners to come and remove the corpse and tidy the office up.

ANSWER ME NOW

I love you entirely and hopelessly,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:TAKUMI,
YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT,HE IS TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM HIS DUBIOUS MEANS, HE HAS PLANED TO STOLE YOUR MONEY.
IF WE ARE FOUR ONE NINE, WHY WAS HE EMAILING US ASKING US TO ASSIST HIM TO STEAL YOUR MONEY
WE ARE NOT STEALERS, WE WON'T ALLOW ANY PERSON WHO RELATED US TO ENCOUNTER SUCH PROBLEM, LIKE OF TAKESHI,IF WE DO NOT LIKE YOU.WE WON'T HAVE INFORMED YOU ABOUT HIM,WE SHOULD HAVE FORWARDED THINGS WITH HIM.
FOR US TO SUBSIST UP TO OUR REPUTATION.WE HAVE TO RELEGATED THE INFORMATION TO YOU TO HANDLE IT.
WHATEVER IS CALLED FOUR ONE NINE AND SO ON.WE DONT KNOW.
WE ARE INNOCENT, IN ALL WORKS OF LIFE.
NOTE ECO BANK MANAGEMENT .NEED TO HAVE THE FILE ON MONDAY LATEST. FOR DOCUMENTATION.
SEND IT IMMEDIATELY.

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE
ECO BANK PLC.
THIS THE EMAIL WE SENT HIM.WHEN HE CONTACTED THE BANK WITHOUT TANGIBLE REASONS.
DID YOU SEE IT IN WBE MECHINE OF TAKESHI WHEN YOU CHECKED IT.
FRANKLY GOD LOVE YOU.WHAT HE WAS ABOUT TO DO YOU.INFACT IS TO FINISH YOU COMPLETELY. HE EVEN ASKED US IN WHICH WAY, DO WE WANT HIM TO SEND THE MONEY TO US.WE REJECTED HIS IDEAOLOGY AND OFFER. HENCE YOU SPEAK TO US AND YOU ARE WITH OUR BANKS MANSION PICTURE.WHATEVER WE ARE DOING WITH YOU MUST BE STRIAT FORWARD KNOW STEP FORNT AND BACK . DO YOU HEAR US NOW MR.TAKMUI.JUST THANK GOD AND FORGET ABOUT THE FIBERICATION OF YOUR STUPID ACCOUNTANT.



ECO BANK

ATTN: TAKUMI,

WE WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT. WE HAVE KNOW TIME TO HESIATE OVER THIS TRANSACTION.WE HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO. WE HAVE SPENT MUCH TIME. ATTENDING YOUR MATTER.

YOU HAVE TO THINK INTENTLY AND KNOW THAT THIS IS BANK,WE ARE NOT MARKETERS NOR MANUFACTURING COMPANY.

OUR BUSINESS IS TO BANK AND FINANCE AND FORM AVENUE FOR INDIVIDUALITIES. LIKEWISE YOU.WE DONT EXPECT YOU ,TO HESIATE OR GIVE US UNNECCESSARY EXCUSE.

YOU RUN COMPANY IN JAPAN.DONT YOU PAY TAX.ARE YOU EXPECTING THE BANK TO PAY THE TAX CLEARANCE FOR YOU.

YOU KNOW IS YOUR REPOSIBLILTY TO PAY THE TAX CLEARANCE TO GET THINGS DONE IMMEDIATELY.

WE ARE NOT PLEASED OF THE MANNER YOU ARE DOING THINGS WITH US.IMGINE THE KIND OF INFORMATION WE RECEIVED FROM YOU.DOSE IT SOUND REASONABLE.YOU DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARE DEALING WITH BANK NOT CHURCH,WHERE YOU CAN ASK ANY QUESTION YOU LIKE. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MUNGLERS.THAT MOMENT HE SPOKE REASONABLE TO US BEFORE WE HEARED FROM DR.MICHEAL U.N HE IS LATE.

SO YOU DONT HAVE TO KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS AND THERE AND THERE.

PAY YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE!
PAY YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE!!
PAY YOU TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE.!!!

IF CALL US WITHOUT THE FILE AND YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE.
WE WILL CONCELL THIS TRANSACTION.THE ENTIRE STAFFS OF ECO BANK PLC.
IS NOT LONG INTERESTED IN YOU MATTER.I G.F WILLIAMS HAVE BEEN TELLING THEM TO COOL DOWN THAT YOU WILL PAY YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE.
SO DONT MAKE ME LIER TO THE BANKE DIRECTORS.

PAY YOUR TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE IMMEDIATELY.

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

LISTEN TO ME YOU DUMB BITCH, I HAVE BEEN THROUGH HELL TO GET THIS SHIT TOGETHER THAT MUNGLERS ARRANGED, I EVEN TORTURED, MUTLIATED, AND MURDERED AN OLD FRIEND BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU TOLD ME, NOW ALL I GET IS HASSLE OFF YOU

Wanker!

Kitano was going to send this to you before I annihilated him, TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS YOU PIECE OF BITCH TRASH, it is not in English or Japanese, I can only assume it's some sort of dreadful African language... this is it:


IBUZI EZIGBO ENYIM NWOKE UGBUA MAKA NA ECHI GARA AGA KA MU RARA NWANNE GI NWAYI OTU YA NATO MU UTO NKE UKU, ARARAMUYA NA AZU RA YA NIRU, WE LAZIE YA AJI OTU EJIM AJI IKPU YA NAKPAM UGBUA, AGAMU ARA YA OZO NAMGBEDE TA DALU NWANNE ONYE OTU OMA NWA NWOGBENYE ENYE JE CHO IHE IGA EME , NKE MBU IMAGHI AKWUKWO NKE ABUA,INWEGH NNE NA NNA NKE ATO IBU ONYE OHI . SOSO IHE GAENYERE GI AKA BU MU BU OGARANYA IKU NNE GI OHU . NKU CHAYA OHU NCHAPU YA IRE OTU MA EBE WNANNE GI NWANYI NO IHE OBULA AGAGHI EME YA NIKPU NIHINA ONA ATOM UTO NKE UKU. JE NWUA AGA EBULA OZU GI NA 24TH DEC. LIE GI NA 25TH


ECO BANK

ATT:TAKUMI,
IS LIKE YOU ARE PLAYING WITH US, WHAT DOSE THIS MEANS.
HOW CAN YOU SEND THIS RUBBISH TO US, DO YOU WANT TO MAKE ECO BANK TRANSLATION CENTRE.
LISTEN WE ARE NOT JOKING.
WE ARE SERIOUS IN OUR TODAY TO TODAYS ACTIVTIES.
WE WON'T EMAIL YOU AGAIN UNTIL YOU SEND THE FILE AND THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE.
THATS ALL.


*This had been going on long enough so Takumi decides to pull the plug. Well he tries to*


TAKUMI FUJIWARA

DUMB BITCHES!!

I have kept you busy for months with this, and this is how you thank me??

YOU TWO PIECES OF BITCH TRASH

Maybe there's only one of you. One sad, fat catcher sitting in internet cafe in Lagos, terrified that his sad, fat oga will beat his sorry ass.

I'VE GOT 419 REASONS NOT TO SEND YOU THE FILE YOU STUPID BASTARDS

Stinking morons, you

YOUR GOAT ANCESTORS ARE WRITHING IN HELL, BURNING IN THE DEVILS PISS-BUCKET

All the other guymen in your village think you are losers, and your foul faces make even the most fat-assed whore turn your business down

GET A PROPER JOB INSTEAD OF TRYING TO ROB PEOPE YOU DUMB BITCHES

Your ignorance appals me.

MAY THUNDER DESTROY YOU

I love you more than ever,
Phil Munglers



ECO BANK

ATTN:Takumi,munglers

i find out that you are runing mad by sending this kind of information to me.

do you know this bank and you have not its intergrity by sending this kind of information to bank.

1 about 419 story.
2 lagos cafe
3 seeking of job.

listen you are not wise,you are fooling yourself not me.my duties is to transfer funds to you,any other thing you have in mind by sending this kind of information.you have TO be careful.

now send the file!!!

i am waiting for it.

much regards
G.F WILLIAMS
TRANSFERING EXECUTIVE ECO BANK PLC



*Takumi/ Phil descends further into insanity*

TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

There's madness in every direction!

You want the file sending again? But Kitano is dead, he was the only one who could open it

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND FOR GODS SAKE

I've lost track of what is going on with this now, it's all jibber-jabber to me

I NEED SCISSORS.. 61!!

What do you need, Bank. Tell me please.

Lovings to you
Takum



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,

this is very sad amd unbelieveable from you.
how you speak to with dirty information.
i am 419,that i should look for job.
thats rubbishness of you.
you,you takmui, tell me this nonsense.
you have lost self control.
why should contact me,when you know you have this kind of negative taught why did you called me is an embressment to me.
i end here with sad and broken heart over you fuckin behavior.i never knew you are so sutpid like that.

bye.

dr.micheal



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche

Is that you Dr Osche? Is this me?

My mind has not been right since KITANO was killed. Very strange thoughts. Dark. Evil.

YOU CONTACTED PHIL MUNGLERS ABOUT THIS

I never wrote.. I was racing driver #2 in Go Munglers! before you and Ecobank... DESTROYED me.. my mind.. the life of Kitano.. EVEN MUNGLERS HAS DIED SINCE YOU WROTE...

You have... destroyed more than the bomb of Hiroshima since your writing

AND NOW I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT

You owe at least an apology

THE BANK IS STILL AFTER THE FILE WHAT SHOULD I DO

Who are you really

I love you either way,
Takujm



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,

listen you will get yourself inorder.

you real abused the relationship and trust i have on you,if you can send this kind of information to the bank it means you have lost self control

GO AND PAY THE BANK THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE,YOU HAVE MOTIVATED ME TO SPENT MUCH IN THIS TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS.

I AM NOT HAPPY WITH YOU IN LIFE SINCE YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME LIKE THIS.

THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO TO KEEP THINGS MOVING AND SAVE YOURSELF IS TO GO and PAY THE THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE BEING $10.000 AND GIVE THEM YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER FOR TRANSFERING OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT immediately

MUCH REGARDS

DR.MICHEAL



*It was around this time that the deceased Phil joined Lady Agatha's Special Operations Department*


TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Sat, 25 Jun 2005

Dr Osche

You are an incredibly insensitive git. It makes me wonder why in the name of almighty BOG Phil Munglers-san would want to deal business with you.

What kind of man are you? You have no beauty in you.

If I was your goat mother I would have kicked you out of the nest before your vile leathery devil-wings could take you away.

LISTEN TO ME YOU HEARTLESS FART

Write to Munglers' attorney, Lady Agatha. I don't want any excuses from you OR ECO BANK. Excuses and whingeing is all I've had off you so far, you have made no effort to do anything. I've jumped through hoops, sent money, killed friends and had a nervous breakdown. All you do is piss and moan about some twaddle that I know nothing about.

WRITE TO AGATHA NOW

Her email address is xxxxxx-XXX@XXXX.com She is a trusted colleague of Phil Munglers, a member of the British government. Munglers arranged travel passes off her to travel the world to race. They met at the Alan Partridge Media University and became close friends.

TELL HER THAT AGENT MUNGLERS HAS TOLD YOU TO WRITE

WRITE TO HER AND EXPLAIN WHAT HAS HAPPENED

PUT SOME EFFORT INTO THIS FOR GODS SAKE

Ya mook

I love you,
Takumi



UCHE NWOKE

DEAR TAKUMI,PHIL MUNGLERS,

I WON'T AUTHORIZED MY LAWYER TO CONTACT( PHIL MUNGLERS LAWYER).BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT SPECIFIC AT ALL.

YOU HAVE BEEN LIAING TO ME SINCE THE INCEPTION OF THIS TRANSACTION.

YOU TOLD ME PHIL MUNGLERS IS LATE, WHILE HE IS ALIVE.

YOU MAILED TO ME LAST TIME AND INSULTED ME TELLING ME THAT YOU PISSED OUT THE FILE AND SENT IT TO THE BANKERS.WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE NOT PAID THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE.

FOR ME TO BELIEVE YOU.

SEND ME YOUR COMPETE DATA THAT CONTEND BOTH COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT, FULL CONTACT ADDRESS OF YOUR COMPANY AND PHONE NUMBERS OF YOURS.

AND PAY THE TAX CLEARANCE CHARGE ($10.000)TO THE BANKERS

WITHOUT DOING ALL THESE THINGS.I DR.MICHEAL U.N WILL GET MY HANDS OFF THE TRACT.

I AM MORE THAN BE INSULTED ANYHOW.

DO SO YOU WILL SEE THE BEAUTY IN ME FULLY.

MUCH REGARDS

DR.MICHEAL U.N



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche, you are a goats rectum.


ECO BANK

ATT:TAKUMI,PHIL MUNGLERS,

LISTEN WE HAVE THE TRIED THE PROCEDURES YOU DETIALED US TO TRY THE ONLINE PAYMENT IT OPENS BUT THE detials do not display why?

WHY ARE YOU MAKE US FEEL BAD IF YOU DO IT AGAIN WE CAN'T GIVE YOU ATTENTION ANY MORE.

IF YOU ARE SERIOUS TO MAKE THE PAYMENT GIVE US THE DETIAL BY EMAIL TODAY NOT TELLING US TO DO THIS AND THAT.

NOTE:DR.MICHEAL U.N INSTRUCTED US NOT TO FURTHER THE TRANSACTION UNLESS YOU YOU PROVIDED THESE INFORMATIONS. COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASS PORT ,PHONE NUMBER AND CONTACT ADDRESSES OF YOUR COMPANIES.AND YOUR PERSONAL DATA AT ONCE.

WITH THE DETIALS OF THE PAYMENT.

DO IT IMMEDATELY!!!

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY.

G.F WILLIAMS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Bank

Never mind all this passport shit, I have sent you the money

JUST VISIT THE FUNDS TRANSFER SITE TO CONFIRM

I made a mistake last time as you discovered

LOG ON AGAIN AND YOU WILL SEE THAT IT IS GENUINE

You dumb son of a bitch

Please I want to help you

I love you,
Takumi



ECO BANK

ATTN:TAKUMI.PHIL MUNGLERS,

WHAT ACTUALLY ARE DOING WITH US. DO YOU THINK WE ARE PLAYING MAYBE YOU THINK THE 10.000$. IS SOMETHING TO US.

WE HAVE NOTHING DO WITH 10.000$.

IF LIKE SEND IT, IF DONT LEAVE IT.

WE CAN WRITING YOU BY EMAIL, GIVE US PHONE NUMBERS TO CONTACT YOU THATS ALL.

THE ONLINE TRANSFER LOG IN FAILED.

AGAIN THE LOG IN FAILED

AGAIN THE LOG IN FAILED

SINCE GOT TO KNOW YOU NOTHING FROM YOU HAS BEEN EASY WHY YOU WON'T SPEAK TO CONCERNING THE PAYMENT. IF LIKE DO IT .IF DON LEAVE IT THATS ALL.

MUCH REGARDS
G.F WILLIAMS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

BAKA!! READ THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR GODS SAKE

I have logged on to the server ok

YOU MUST BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG

Do what it says or it won't work AND YOU WILL BE DELAYING THINGS YET AGAIN

Please do it now

NOW



ECO BANK

ATTN:TAKUMI,

YOU HAVE NOT DEPOSITED ANY MONEY,YOU ARE JUST MESSING UP WE ARE NOT READY TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.

SINCE YOU CAN NOT PROVIDE YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER.PHONE NUMBER AND INTERNATIONAL PASS PORT. WITH THE PAYMENT DETIALS

LISTEN YOU HAVE NOT MADE ANY PAYMENT. IF YOU HAVE, OK SHOW US THE PAY SLIP OF THE ONLINE TRANSFER.

ANOTHER WAY IS USE MONEY TELEGRAM AND SEND THE MONEY IF YOUR ARE SERIOUS.

NEVER YOU SEND NONSENSE TO US AGAIN.

NOTE:THIS IS BANK NEVER YOU EMAIL US AGAIN.

G.F WILLIAMS



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Dr Osche

What the hell are you waiting for

I have told you how to receive the funds. Why haven't you done so yet, you dumb bitch

What has happened to Ecobank, I have not heard from them for several days. They are ignoring my email.

Tell them to write to me immediately

If they do not you can both f*** off and die. You are beginning to bore me.

I love you,
Takumi



TAKUMI FUJIWARA

Osche & Ecobank:

F*** off and die then you inbred homosexual goats. I hope your families are eaten by hyenas as they sleep in the filthy slurry-pit you call a house.

May the G8 leaders cancel Africa's debt by passing it on to you, you dumb bitch criminal gang-bangers.

You should go forth into your filthy streets and announce to the rest of your inbred village that you are demented homosexual goats and you like to lick each others ringpiece thrice nightly. Tell them all that you are useless wannabe criminals who cannot even take money from someone who died over 10 years ago - everyone in your tribe will laugh at you, from the most tiny child to the oldest maddest lunatic, to the most vile, disease ridden goat.

You will be jealous of the goat, he has more intelligence than you.

Useless elements.

Piss off and don't ever waste my time again you piteous vermin.


*That, amazingly, is that!*




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