YOU ARE A THIEF BUT I WILL LIKE TO MAKE YOU A FRIEND NOW

(or, You Can Check out Any Time You Like)

Surprisingly, updated August 28th (this really seemed to be over but the Lad came back for more).

Lewd Noogie is back! The Lads try the bogus reservation 'format' on him, then try to recruit him into their credit card fraud department! Will they succeed? Will Lewd get to first base with Olga? Read on for the chocking denouement. [That was not a typo.]

After Reading the correspondence between "Ken Edwards" and "Some Hotel in Sofia" [see Some Reservations] I felt inspired. After all, who better to handle hotel reservations better than an International Hotel Consultant.

Favor Kings / Timothy Fancourt - [Same Guy], Member of the Holy Love Christian Organization,
makes plans to visit Gadyukina with the assistance of
Lewis D. "Lewd" Noogie, International Hotel Consultant
and now:
Maya Bushburn, Lewd's assistant


Favour Kings

favournns@yahoo.co.uk
X-Originating-IP: [217.146.177.163]

Fri, 16 Jun 2006

Hello,

I am Favour Kings I need reservation in your hotel.

Arrival:1st October
Departure:15 October
# of Room: 5
Type of Room: Double
# of Guest: 10
Mode Of Payment: Bank Draft / Cashier's Check
Group Name: Holy love Christian Organisation

Confirm availability and get back to me with your rates and total cost.

Best Regards,
Favour Kings .



Lewis D. "Lewd" Noogie

June 23, 2006

Mr. Kings,

I am Lewis D. Noogie and I am a hotel consultant, currently consulting to the Nye Zalupaisya hotel here in Gadyukina, Russia. It was I who received your reservation request and I will go ahead and process it for you. We can offer you the following rates for the period 01 Oct 06 - 15 Oct 06:

Single - RuR 6,160 (approx. US$220) / night
Double - RuR 8,400 (approx. US$300) / night
Jr. Suite - RuR 10,500 (approx. US$375) / night
Executive Suite - Rur 12,600 (approx. US$450) / night

All room rates include VAT and breakfast with complimentary morning vodka.

Per your request for 5 Ea, Double rooms for 14 nights, total charges for lodging is RuR 588,000 or approximately US$21,000. This of course is exclusive of other meals, laundry, or other hotel services. Payment is acceptable in either Russian Rubles or US Dollars.

We offer a tranquil mountain setting with ample opportunity for hikes in the mountains, rock climbing, and water sports, and tours of the armaments factories in Irkutsk can be arranged with 2-days notice. We have an outstanding restaurant serving both Russian and Cajun cuisine, a comfortable lounge and Olga, our full-time East German massage therapist is here to massage away those muscle aches and sprains for those of you who try the rock climbing..

Please advise if you want to secure reservations at your earliest convenience. Also please advise your flight schedule and whether or not you will require pickup from the Irkutsk airport.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie, Consultant to:
Nye Zalupaisya Hotel and Resort
7, Otyebis Prospect, Gadyukina,
Irkutskskaya Oblast, Russian Federation. 300107
Tel: 7-495-964-8597



Timothy Fancourt

Fri, 23 Jun 2006

Hello,

Thanks for your reply and assistance so far .I am glad to tell you that we have concluded payment with the delegates.They have choosen your hotel for the summit.

However, a credit card of $8470 has been made out by the President of the Christian organisation Pastor Ben Greenfield who is presently on a trip to Lisbon, Portugal for a conference.

I have been instructed to pay for your accomodation, air travelling agent and other necessary arrangements. Arrangement with a pre paid air travelling agent who will supply the delegates with cars they will use during their stay has already been made.

So once you receive the credit card which will be sent to you immediately, you are required to deduct $4000 part payment of your service of your services and send the balance of $4070USD via Money Gram International Transfer, to the travelling agent whose information will be forwarded to you as soon as possible.

Kindly confirm this and provide me with your (1) YOUR FULL NAME (2) ADDRESS (3) PHONE NUMBERS, for payment to be delivered to you via courier.

Please remember that the integrity of our agency is involved, so this business requires prompt response. I also hope the stay of the delegates will be made comfortable.

Kind Regards,
TIMOTHY FANCOURT



Lewd Noogie

June 23, 2006

Mr. Fancourt,

Your proposed method of payment seems a bit unorthodox but we will certainly make every attempt to accomodate.

I am somewhat unclear on how you intend to pay for your rooms.If I understand you correctly, you plan to pay $4,000 by credit card and I presume the balance would be paid at time of checkout, correct?

Please send us your travel itinerary as soon as convenient. Will your group require transportation from Irkutsk International Airport to the hotel?

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie



Timothy Fancourt

Fri, 23 Jun 2006

Hello Lewis

Thanks for your mail, yea you are correct,the ballance will be paid in cash on arrival by my delegates.kindly faward the money to the agent so that he will get back to me.And pls advice if you have charged the card so that i will know what am doing cos i will make a trip by the end of the month

kind regards

fancourt timothy

4019 xxxx xxxx xxxx here are the card number,check the validity and confirm the reservation for me pls.



Lewd Noogie

June 23, 2006

Mr. Fancourt,

You neglected to specify kind of card (e.g., Visa, Mastercard, etc.) but your reservation is confirmed, confirmation# NZ520. Once we have your full card details we will block out $4,000 on your card but we will not charge the card until such time as you have expended that much here at the hotel.

I am also pleased to inform you that the hotel will provide yourself with a Jr. Suite upgrade at no extra charge.

We would still like to know if your group will require pickup at Irkutsk International Airport.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie



Timothy Fancourt

Sat, 24 Jun 2006

Hello Lewis

THE CREDIT CARD NAME IS VISA GOLD, AND THE NUNBER IS 4019 xxxx xxxx xxxx CHARGE AND GET BACK TO ME

TIMOTHY FANCOURT



Lewd Noogie

Jone 26, 2006

Mr. Fancourt,

The credit card guarantees your reservation but we will not need to charge your card until such time as you check in.

We look forward to having you here. Will you require pickup from the Irkutsk airport?

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie



Timothy Fancourt

Mon, 26 Jun 2006

Hello Lewis

YOU HAVE TO CHARGE MY CARD AND KINDLY COLLECT YOUR MONRY AND SEND THE BALLANCE AS STIPULATED IN THE SECOND MAIL TO YOU TO THE AIR TRAVEL AGENT WHO WILL TAKE CAR OF THE AIR TICKET FOR MY DELEGATES.GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU HAVE CHARGED THE CARD AND READY TO FOWARD IT TO THE AGENT

KIND REGARDS
TIM FANCOURT



Lewd Noogie

June 26, 2006

Mr. Fancourt,

You have not provided me with the contact information of your travel agent.

Will your party require pickup at Irkutsk International Airport?

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie



Lewd Noogie

June 28, 2006

Mr. Farcourt,

Your credit card has been debited and the money has been credited to the hotel's account. You have not, however, informed us as to where the balance is to be sent.

We look forward to your earliest response. Will you require transportation from the airport at Irkutsk?

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie



Timothy Fancourt

Wed, 28 Jun 2006

Hello Lewis

, THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL. THE UNDERLISTED IS THE INFORMATION OF THE LOGISTICS AGENT WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE SENT.

JOHNSON DUBE
BARCLAY'S BANK PLC
NEW HAM BUSINESS CENTREE16 - 9PL
SORT CODE: 206790
A/C NO: 00156353
SWIFT CODE: BARC/GB22
ATTN: GLOBAL XPRESS


I REQUEST YOU GET BACK TO ME WITH PAYMENT INFORMATION FOR OFFICIAL DOCUMENTATION.

PLS DO NOT HESITATE TO GET BACK TO ME IF THERE IS ANY FURTHER INFORMATION YOU MAY REQUIRE.



Lewd Noogie

June 29, 2006

Mr. Fancourt,

I would like to ask your indulgence in slightly delaying the forwarding of US$ 4, 070 to your travel agent. I would like to use the money (temporarily, of course) to take Olga, the East German massage therapist here at the hotel, for a weekend in Irkutsk. You know, nice hotel, good restaurants, that sort of thing. She's a beautiful girl, an Anna Kornikova look-alike, except about 6 inches shorter and 250 pounds heavier. Speaking man to man, I've been putting the moves on her since I started consulting to this hotel but I haven't even gotten to first base. She wants a weekend in Irkutsk but my cash flow situation hasn't been that good lately and I would consider it a tremendous favor from one guy to another if I could use your money for the trip. Not to worry, though, I can have the money to your travel agent in plenty of time for your trip here in October.

Would you have any problem with this?

By the way, will your party require pickup at Irkutsk International Airport?

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie



Lewd Noogie

Thu, 29 Jun 2006

Hello Lewis

THIS IS JUST LIKE A JOKE,I WANT YOU TO DO WHAT I ASKED YOU TO DO ,I HAVE INSTUCTED THE AGENT TO PICK UP THOSE MONEY TODAY OR TOMMORRW SO TO COMMENCE MY AGGREEMENT WITH HIM,AS A MATTER OF FACT I DONT AGREE TO YOUR DELAY.AND KINDLY STATE HOW MUCH YOUR BALANCE WILL BE SO TO KNOW HOW MUCH MY DELEGATES WILL COME IN CASH WITH.

KIND REGARDS
FAVOUR KINGS



Lewd Noogie

June 29, 2006

Favour (I hope you don't mind me using your first name),

Dude, I probably didn't explain my situation well enough. This massage therapist is HOT, and she's shot me down every time I try to hit on her. It's only because I said I'd take her to Irkustsk that I've got any chance at all here.

Here's what I'll do to sort of throw a little interest on the loan. Olga's younger sister Oxnard also works here at the hotel. She's a bit stockier than Olga but she's big-boned so she carries it well. And talk about a party-girl! I'll fix you up with her for your entire stay here at the hotel. As long as you don't have any kind of heart condition I guarantee you won't have a dull moment!

What d'you say? Will you take one for the team here?

As far as how much money your delegates should bring, tell them to bring plenty! This is a party town! And don't forget to let me know if you will require transportation to Gadyukina from Irkutsk International Airport.

By the way, my friends call me Lewd (short for Lewis D.)

Lewd



Favour Kings

Thu, 29 Jun 2006

LEWIS

I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU JUST WANT TO JOKE WITH ME,IF THATS THE CASE PLS KINDLY DONT JOKE WITH MY MONEY,OR I WILL JUST DEVIOID THE RESERVATION.

KIND REGARDS

FAVOUR KINGS



Favour Kings

Fri, 30 Jun 2006

pls let this not be what am thinking,cos i am sick already,kindly tell me when my money will get to my agent since you can see that time is no longer by my side.you can reach me on phone this time and ask for anything that gets you confused.

best regards
favour kings
+447024065930



Lewd Noogie

June 30, 2006

Mr. King,

I'm sorry to hear that you're not feeling well and I hope it's nothing serious enough to prevent you from visiting us in October.

Will you require pickup at Irkutsk International Airport?

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie



Favour Kings

Fri, 30 Jun 2006

Hello Lewis

, HOW ARE YOU DOING? I GOT YOUR MAIL AND YOUR EXPLANATIONS ON HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE MONEY MAPPED OUT FOR THE TRAVEL AND LOGISTICS AGENT WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE REACHED TO HIM BY NOW FOR HIM TO COMMENCE FIXING UP HIS OWN ENDS.

I UNDERSTOOD PERFECTLY WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM. BUT MY DEAR, THAT WON'T GO DOWN WELL WITH ME. THE INTERGRITY OF MY AGENCY IS AT STAKE. YOU ARE A BUSINESS MAN I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REASON WITH ME.

BUT I CANNOT DENY YOU THE TRIP YOU'VE PLANNED WITH YOUR SO ADORED WOMAN. WHAT YOU WILL DO NOW IS TO TAKE OF 1,500.00 (USD) OF THE TOTAL SUM 4,070.00 (USD) AND SEND BALANCE OF 2,570.00(USD) IMMEDIATELY TO THE TRAVEL AGENT AND FORWARD TO ME THE PAYMENT SLIP FOR DOCUMENTATION.

I BELEIVE THIS WIL GO ALONG WAY IN HELPING YOU THIS WEEKEND AND BALANCE YOU WILL SEND ON OR BEFORE TUESDAY NEXT WEEK.

BE A GOOD MAN .

I AWAIT FOR THE FORWARDING OF THE PAYMENT SLIP.

TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF.
MR.KINGS.



Lewd Noogie

June 30, 2006

Mr, Kings, I thank you for your generous offer to finance the siege of Olga, the East German massage therapist; I knew you were church people!

We do apparently have a bit of a problem though.You see, I've been contacted by the Visa credit card people and apparently there's some question as to the ownership of the credit card bearing the number you quoted me. They asked me to send the card number and the account information where you wanted me to send the money to them and to New Scotland Yard, something about credit card fraud. I'm sure they're making a mistake but we don't want to get sideways with those guys, do we?

They said they would get back to me as soon as possible with the results of their investigation. I'll let you know as soon as they do and then I can forward your money to your travel agent. Just hang tight for a little while.

Will your party need rides from Irkutsk International Airport?

Lewd



Favour Kings

Fri, 30 Jun 2006

Hello Lewis

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL SO FAR.I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU,MEAMWHILE I HAVE SENT THE AUTHORIZATION LETTER FOR THE CARD,SO THERES NO CAUSE FOR FEAR.

FAVOUR KINGS

Favour Kings
Grace Life Christian Organization
favournns@yahoo.com
+44 702 406 5930

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lewis D. Noogie
Consultant to:
Nye Zalupaisya Hotel and Resort
7, Otyebis Prospect,
Gadyukina, Irkutskskaya Oblast,
Russian Federation. 300107

I, Dr Favour Kings, the owner of the visa account details contained herein, do hereby authorize:
Lewis D. Noogie
Consultant to:
Nye Zalupaisya Hotel and Resort
7, Otyebis Prospect,
Gadyukina, Irkutskskaya Oblast,
Russian Federation. 300107
To charge my credit card account equally for the total sum of USD$8470 only, which is to be applied for deposit payment of the hotel booking of USD$4400 and also USD$4070 that I have instructed to be transferred to my transport consultant.

That I have no right to charge back these funds that I have instructed Jayne Nguatah or SAROVA PANARFIC to charge from my credit card in future.

I am indemnifying to this authorization.

VISA CREDIT CARD PAYMENT INFORMATION:
Name On Card: Favour Kings
Card Type: Visa
Card#: 4019 xxxx xxxx xxxx
Expiry Date: 01/2009
Signature of card holder : Favour Kings

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Lewd Noogie

June 30, 2006

Favour,

I thank you for the letter of authorization that you sent. I have forwarded it to the credit card company and New Scotland Yard. I'm sure this will clear everything up and I should hear from them very quickly that the whole thing has been one big mistake.

Meanwhile, if it's ok with you, I'm gonna go ahead and leave tomorrow morning with Olga for Irkutsk. I'll try and keep it as reasonable as I can, but this chick can eat like a horse.

There's a couple internet cafes in Irkutsk so if I hear anything I'll let you know.

I can't thank you enough for helping me out here. You da man, Homes!

Lewd



Favour Kings

Sat, 1 Jul 2006

Hello Lewis

HOPE YOU ARE IN GOOD CONDITION AS AT NOW,PLS DONT HESTITATE TO GET TO ME WHEN YOU HEAR FROM THE CARD COMPANY.HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST TODAY.

KIND REGARDS
FAVOUR KINGS



Lewd Noogie

July 1, 2006

Favor,

I'm glad I was able to check my email this morning. I haven't heard anything yet today from the card company or Scotland Yard but I'll keep checking every once in awhile.

We're having a great time here but it's turning out to be a bit more expensive than I anticipated. We've already been to four different cafes and restaurants for breakfast this morning, the last two just so Olga could 'top-off'. I'm being very careful trying to watch the expenses but this is one high-maintenance massage therapist.

Gotta go, Olga says she's starving and ready for lunch. I'll get back to you when I hear something.

Lewd

BTW, you never told me if your group will need to be picked up at Irkutsk airport.



Favour Kings

Sun, 2 Jul 2006

Hello Lewis

I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM A PASTOR AND CAN NOT INCLUDE MY SELF IN ANY SORT OF FRAUDING AS YOU SAY THAT THATS THE REASON OF YOU SENDING THE CARD TO THE CARD COMPANY,AS YOU CAN SEE I AM CONTACTED BY THE AGENT CONSERNING THE MONEY AND HE SAID AM NOT TOO SERIOUS IN WHAT AM DOING,PLS KINDLY FOWARD $2500 USD TO HIM BY MONDAY SO THAT HE WILL COMMENCE THE PROSSESING OF THE WHOLE THING YOU CAN GET TO ME ON PHONE IF YOU NEEDED ANY THING FROM ME.

KIND REGARDS
FAVOUR KINGS



Lewd Noogie

July 2, 2006

Favour,

I did hear back from Scotland Yard and I need to get some information from you. Firstly, how did you find out about the Nye Zalupaisya Hotel and why did you chose this hotel for your summit? Second, what is the address of the Holy Love Christian Organization?

Olga and I are heading back to Gadyukina in the morning. What a trip, I owe you one my friend.

Lewd



Favour Kings

Sun, 2 Jul 2006

HELLO LEWD,

HAPPY SUNDAY, I SO MUCH BELIEVE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR LOVE OLGA. LET ME SAY THAT YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL NOT MIX BUSINESS AND SENTIMENT.I WILL LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I GOT YOUR HOTELS INFORMATION FROM A FRIEND PASTOR WHO HAS BEEN TO YOUR HOTEL BEFORE,AND THE TESTIMONY HE GAVE CONVINCED ME THAT YOUR HOTEL CAN GIVE MY DELEGATES A GOOD TREAT.CONCERNING MY ADDRESS I AM BOLD ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU MY ORGANISATION,S FULL ADDRESS AND EVEN PHONE NUMBER (101 NEWING TON CAUSEWAY,LONDON). +447024065564



Lewd Noogie

July 2, 2006

Favour,

I gotta tell you, dog, this has been one great weekend! I'm no closer to nailing Olga than I was last week but I think she's weakening. If I just had 2 more days I think I could close the deal.

Listen, we still have a problem. I had forwarded your first email to me to Scotland Yard, you know, the one where you requested the reservations. I hadn't noticed but they pointed out to me that you sent that email to 50 other addresses, none of which are hotels. They said you send those emails out to a bunch of addresses at the same time, hoping you'll hit on one or two.

They also pointed out to me that you originally told me that the name on the credit card was a Reverend Ben Greenfield but when you sent me that letter of authorization the name you said was on the card was your own.

Bottom line, they said you're a scammer and that I should avoid responding to any future email from you. They also said they'll probably have your ass in the slammer before the end of the week.

I suppose it's all for the best. This weekend cost over $7,000 and I was having a hard time figuring out how to cover this. Since you're a scammer I guess it's free money so problem solved. I also presume that since you're a scammer that you will not be requiring a pickup from Irkutsk airport, da?

I probably ought to be pissed off that you were trying to hose me and the hotel, but considering how much you helped me out with Olga I really can't be upset. Thanks for the help and better luck next time.

Your pal,
Lewd



Favour Kings

Sun, 2 Jul 2006

Hello Lewis

I think this is a joke i told you that pastor ben greenfield is on a trip,ya i accepts, but i told you that he prepared a bank draft,which you said you dont accept thats what that makes me to chooes to pay you with my own money which will be balanced to me by pastor ben when he returned from libson,so what else do you need to know again i will clear it the more.as for the amil thats a lie.

KIND REGARDS
FAVOUR KINGS

N:B,pls let this your mail be a joke.



Lewd Noogie

July 3, 2006

Favour, my friend,

I'm going against the instuctions from the police by writing to you but since you helped me out with Olga I guess I can do this as a favor.

I'm looking at your original email and I see that it was sent to at least 50 different email addresses, none of which are hotels, so don't tell me it's a lie. It's right here in front of me. The addresses all begin with k, l or m, and the police tell me there were undoubtedly other mailings covering the rest of the alphabet. Looks like you're busted, my friend.

I'm sorry we can't continue our business relationship but I'll never forget the assist you gave me with Olga. You take care and I hope you have better luck with your scam attempts than you had here. I recommend you establish a 'lessons-learned' procedure so that the same thing doesn't happen in the future.

Thanks again,
Lewd



Favour Kings

Mon, 3 Jul 2006

LEWIS

I SEE YOU JUST WANT TO PAM MY MONEY JUST LIKE THAT.OK IT IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT NORMALLY COMES TO A MAN.I WILL TELL YOU THAT IF YOU DO THIS TO ME,KNOW YOU THAT I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS,AND ALREADY I HAVE SENT IT TO F.B.I.AND I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL GET YOU SOONEST.I WILL EVEN SEND INTER POL ACCROSSS TO YOU IF YOU FAIL TO PAY ME MY MONEY IN FULL.DONT EVER THINK AM JOKING.

FAVOUR KINGS



Lewd Noogie

July 3, 2006

Oh yeah? Listen, jerkoff, you and I both know that credit card is stolen and we both know you ain't gonna call the FBI or anybody else. And Interpol? Hell, those guys come here to this hotel whenever they're in Russia. Those guys are drinking buddies of mine and as a matter of fact if you give me any crap I'll sic 'em on YOUR ass!

Go try that scam on somebody else before I decide to come down there and get biblical on your ass. Piss me off.and I'll be on you like scum on a pond.



Favour Kings

Tue, 4 Jul 2006

Subject: YOU ARE A THEIF

YOU ARE A THIEF BUT I WILL LIKE TO MAKE YOU A FRIEND NOW



Lewd Noogie

July 5, 2006

Favour,

I'm not a thief, my friend, just an aggressive borrower. And to show my thanks for the loan, when you and your party arrive here in Gadyukina (assuming you're still coming, of course) you will receive one third off your room bill. Your cost will be $14,000 for the 2 weeks instead of $21,000. Be sure and let me know if you and your party will need transportation from the Irkutsk airport.

And of course we're friends. Anyone who helps me try to score with Olga like you did is a true friend. Anytime I can help you out you just let me know. I'm your go-to guy.

Your pal,
Lewd



Favour Kings

Wed, 5 Jul 2006

Subject: LETS HAVE A DEAL

HELLO

LEWIS I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU REALLY TREAT ME BAD YOU WOULD HAD TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE A JOB MAN SO WE CAN DO OUR BUSINESS AS TWO JOB MEN,BUT IT IS NOT LATE YET,I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN ACCEPT BEEN MY AGENT NOW,I WILL GET A CLIENT AND GIVE THEM CARD AND ONCE THEY CHARGE THE CARD I WILL SEND YOUR ADDRESS TO THEM AS MY AGENT FOR THEY TO FOWARD THE REST TO YOU WHICH YOU WILL COLLECT 40% AND SEND THE 60%TO ME AS IT WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM IF WE DO IT THIS WAY,IF THATS OK WITH YOU ADVICE.OR IF YOU ARE CONFUSED ASK QUESTION.YOU CAN PLS CALL ME.AND PLS KINDLY SEND SOME OF THOSE MONEY TO ME EVEN THOUGH IS $1000 I WILL BE OK AM NOW BEGGING YOU,PLS YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME COS NOW AM BROOKE AND NEED TO DO MANY THINGS WITH MONEY.

KIND REGARDS
FAVOUR KINGS
+447024065930



Lewd Noogie

July 6, 2006

Favour, my friend,

Hey, I'm always ready to help out a friend but first I gotta know exactly how your scheme works.

These cards that your 'clients' charge, they're stolen too, correct? Why send the money to me first, why don't you have them send the money directly to you? I'm a very suspicious person by nature and I smell a rat here. If you can explain to my satisfaction the logic of sending this money to me first, then I'm down with it.

I'd really like to send you that $1,000 but I'm still dealing with a cash flow crisis. This East German massage therapist has a taste for expensive things and it's all I can do to keep her happy. I still haven't gotten past first base yet but I figure it's only a matter of time if I keep the pressure on.

I look forward to hearing from you again.

Lewd



Favour Kings

Thu, 6 Jul 2006

HELLO LEWD YOU ARE JUST AFRAID OF NOTHING I MUST CONFESS,IT WORKES,THE REASON IS THAT IT IS SUSPICIOUS TO ASK A FIRM TO CHARGE A CARD YOU CLAIM TO BE YOURS OVER AND SEND THE OVER CHARGED MONEY BACK TO YOU, I NOW WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH YOU CHARGED IN THE CARD I SENT TO YOU LAST TIME AND TO KNOW IF YOU ARE ABLE TO MAKE THE ADVANCE PAYMENT FOR THE ROOMS I REQUESTED FOR ,PLS THERES ANOTHER DEAL I WILL LIKE TO MAKE WITH YOU,YOUR SHARE WILL BE $2000 USD.LOOKING FOWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.

KIND REGARDS
FAVOUR KINGS



Lewd Noogie

July 7, 2006

Favour,

Not to worry, your rooms here are reserved, guaranteed.

What is this other deal you're talking about?

Lewd



Favour Kings

Fri, 7 Jul 2006

HELLO LEWD

i will like the reservation to be canceled since one of the delegates is nomore i just recive that chocking story on friday,so can you cancel the reservation and foward $2000 usd to me while you take $2000usd to yourself.get back to me asap to know how it looks to you.

FAVOUR KINGS



Lewd Noogie

July 7, 2006

Favour,

One of your delegates croaked?? I'm chocked too but you're not cancelling the reservation just because one guy died, are you? I probably didn't mention it before but we also do wakes here at the hotel. I'd say go ahead and come here for your summit and we'll throw in the wake for half price. I guarantee it to be the best party you've ever been to.

I've got an idea how to pay you back for the $8,000 that I owe you. I just got another email like yours from a group called 'Love God Christian Organisation' and they want to pay with a bank draught or cashier's check. Same deal, they're gonna send the check for more than the hotel bill and I'm supposed to send the balance back to them. How about I have them send the check to you, you cash it and keep the money. What do you think? Good idea, huh? Send me your mailing address and I'll set it up.

Lewd


[Apparently Favour didn't care much for that idea and it seems he has given up...]

But no!

[Somewhat to my surprise, my old pal Favour Kings decided to take another run at me. I think he's probably gone for good now, but then againÉ
It just goes to show, again, that you can't be too quick to put one in the 'completed' file.]


Favour Kings

Sun, 20 Aug 2006

HELLO LEWD

IT IS MY PLESSURE TO WRITE YOU THIS DAY TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM STILL INTRESTED IN VISITING YOUR HOTEL,PRIOR TO OUR PAST TRANSACTION WHICH DOSENT WORKOUT,I WISH TO TELL YOU THAT WE WILL BE COMING FOR A CONFRENCE IN YOUR COUNTRY,SO I WILL NEED RESERVATION OF FOUR DOUBBLE ROOMS FOR EIGHT DELEGATES WHICH WILL BE COMING FROM GREECE AND ONE SINGLE ROOM FOR ME,CHECK THE AVAILABILITY AND GIVE ME DATES OF THE AVAILABILITIES SO TO FIX DATE FOR THE CONFERENCE. ALSO GIVE ME THE TOTAL BILL FOR THE ROOMS SO THAT PAYMENT ARRANGEMENTS WILL BE MADE.AND ALSO KNOW THAT MY MODE OF PAYMENT WILL BE VIA VALID CREDIT CARD.COMFERM THIS AND GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

KIND REGARDS
FAVOUR KINGS
+447024065930

N:B PLS CHECK THE AVAILABILITIES IN THE MONTH OF OCTOBER AND NOVEMBER.



Lewd Noogie

August 20, 2006

Favour, my old friend, so good to hear from you again.

I'm pleased to hear that you are still considering coming here to Gadyukina, and of course we will make every effort to accomodate you and your delegates. As October and November are slow months here I see no problem as far as room availability.

I am going to be out of town for the next few weeks so I have copied my Administrative Assistant, Ms. Maya Bushburn, on this correspondence. She will contact you early tomorrow to finalize arrangements for your visit. I'm sure she can make all arrangements to your satisfaction but do not hesitate to contact me if you have any problems.

Sincerely,
Lewd Noogie



Favour Kings

Sun, 20 Aug 2006

OK I WILL GET TO YOU AS SOON AS I HAVE ANY DIFFICULTIES WITH HER

KINGS FAVOUR



Maya Bushburn

August 21, 2006

Mr. Kings,

In way of introduction, I am Maya Bushburn, Administrative Assistant to Mr. Noogie. He will be travelling for the next few weeks and he has asked me to handle your reservations here at Hotel Nye Zalupaisya.

As Mr. Noogie stated to you in his email, the months of October and November, being pre-skiing season, are somewhat slow here in Gadyukina. I see no reason why you cannot pick the dates most favorable to you and be certain of available rooms.

Once I know your exact dates I can try and arrange significant discounts for your accomodations. Please let me know the dates most favorable and I will get back to you with rates immediately.

Yours Sincerely,
Maya Bushburn



Favour Kings

Sun, 20 Aug 2006
HELLO MAYA

CHECK THE AVAILABILITY BETWEEN 1ST OCTOBER AND 10TH OF OCTOBER,GET BACK TO ME WITH THE RATES AND TOTAL BIL FOR THE ROOMS.

KIND REGARDS
FAVOUR KINGS



Maya Bushburn

August 20, 2006

Hi, Mr. Kings.

I'm glad I checked my email one last time before leaving the office tonight.

Just let me say first that Lewis (Mr. Noogie) has given me full authority to handle your reservation and he told me to do everything possible to make you happy.



I've indicated below our usual room rates and our steeply discounted rates for you and your delegates. Lewis says you are a good friend and that you helped him out in a time of need so you will see you're getting quite a good rate:

Single - RuR 6,160 (approx. US$220) / night; Your rate - RuR 5,000 (approx. US$180) / night
Double - RuR 8,400 (approx. US$300) / night; Your rate - RuR 7,000 (approx. US$254) / night
Jr. Suite - RuR 10,500 (approx. US$375) / night; Your rate - RuR 9,000 (approx US$325) / night
Executive Suite - Rur 12,600 (approx. US$450) / night; Your rate - 10,000 Rur (approx $360) / night

You can see that for four double rooms for your delegates and one single room for yourself the total charge for 10 nights as you requested will be RuR 330,000 or US$12,000.Lewis said that regardless of the type of room you requested for yourself that you are to have an Executive Suite at no extra charge.

I'm sure you and your delegates will enjoy your stay here and I will be more than happy to be at your service to provide anything you may require while you're here.

I look forward to hearing from you at your soonest opportunity.

Yours,
Maya Bushburn
Executive Assistant



Favour Kings

Sun, 20 Aug 2006

Hello maya

Thanks for your reply and assistance so far .I am glad to tell you that we have concluded payment with the delegates.They have choosen your hotel for the summit.

However, a credit card has been made out by the President of the Christian organisation Pastor Ben Greenfield who is presently on a trip to Lisbon, Portugal for a conference.

I have been instructed to pay for your accomodation, air travelling agent and other necessary arrangements. Arrangement with a pre paid air travelling agent who will process the air ticket the delegates will use to make the trip has already been made.

So once you receive the credit card which will be sent to you immediately, you are required to charge the card the total sum of $10,300 USD and deduct the part payment of your service of your services which is $6,000 USD and send the balance of$4000 USD via Money Gram International Transfer, to the travelling agent whose information will be forwarded to you as soon as possible,And use the $300 usd to settle the transfer charges.

Kindly confirm this and provide me with your

(1) YOUR FULL NAME
(2) ADDRESS
(3) PHONE NUMBERS,

for payment to be delivered to you.

Please remember that the integrity of our agency is involved, so this business requires prompt response. I also hope the stay of the delegates will be made comfortable.

Kind Regards,
FAVOUR KINGS
+447024065930



Maya Bushburn

August 21, 2006

Hi, Mr. Kings,

I have only worked for Mr. Noogie for a short time so please excuse my inexperience with some of the details. Mr. Noogie has instructed me to be sure that I keep you happy in every way possible.

First of all, your reservations for you and your delegates are confirmed for 1 October through 10 October. I'm sure everyone will be quite pleased with their accomodations.

I am somewhat confused as to why you would want us to charge your credit card and then forward part of it to your travel agent. Wouldn't it be easier to let him charge your card as well? I only ask because Gadyukina where this hotel is located is a small village in Eastern Siberia and we have no MoneyGram facilities here. I believe the nearest one is in Irkutsk, which is about 8 hours away by car.

Please let me know if there is anything special you would like to see or do while you are here in Gadyukina. I will be more than happy to personally show you around.

The contact information you requested is as follows:

Name - Maya Bushburn

Address - c/o Nye Zalupaisya Hotel and Resort
7, Otyebis Prospect, Gadyukina,
Irkutskskaya Oblast, Russian Federation. 300107

Phone - 7-495-964-8597

Yours,
Maya



Favour Kings

Mon, 21 Aug 2006

HELLO MAYA

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL SO FAR,I AM PLEASED TO TELL YOU THAT THERES NO CAUSWE FOR ALARM, THATS THE WAY I DO TRANSACT BUSSINESS WITH LEWD, THE REASON IS BECAUSE I AM IN UK WHILE MY DELEGATES WILL BE COMING FROM OUR BRANCH IN GREECE AND I AMMENT TO PAY FOR THERE AIR TICKET AND OTHER NESSARY ARRANGEMENTS FOR THEM. SO IF THATS THE CASE I WILL GIVE YOU THE AGENTS ACCOUNT TO PAY THE MONEY DIRECTLY INTO HIS ACCOUNT.

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

KIND REGARDS
FAVOUR KINGS
+447024065930



Favour Kings

Mon, 21 Aug 2006

hello maya

are you ok,pls iwant to hear from you before the day runs out,so that i eill send the card to you tommorow.

kind regards
favour kings



Maya Bushburn

August 22, 2006

Hi, Mr. Kings,

I just wanted to let you know that I checked the long-range weather forecast for the period of time that you will be here and the outlook is very nice. It should be pleasantly warm but be sure you bring a sweater or a light jacket for the evenings.

I really think you will enjoy it here. I like to go out for walks in the hills in the evenings and just enjoy the quiet. It's a good thing I enjoy nature because for a girl of 27 years old there's not much else to do. There aren't many men my age here and it's been very nice corresponding with a gentleman like yourself.

Can I ask, do you live in the UK or are you only there on business? I've never been there, how do you like it there? Do you mind if I ask if you are married?

Well, everything will be ready for you and your delegates when you arrive and I look forward to meeting you in person.

Yours truly,
Maya



Maya Bushburn

August 22, 2006

Hi again Mr. Kings,

I thought I should write and apologize for my last email. I think maybe I got a little too personal and I guess it wasn't very professional of me. Like I said, there aren't any men here for me to spend time with and it's nice to even be able to talk with one by email.

I am so sorry and I hope you don't have to mention this to Mr. Noogie.

Thanks so much,
Maya



Favour Kings

Tue, 22 Aug 2006

HELLO MAYA

I AM PLEASED TO TELL YOU THAT I AM MARRIED WITH TWO KIDS,I PRAY THAT GOD WILL GIVE YOU YOUR HEART DESIRE I MEAN YOUR DREAM OF A MAN IN JESUS NAME.

THE ATTACHED ARE MY CREDIT ACCOUNT WITH THE AUTHOURISATION LETTER SO CHARGE THE CARD AND GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS THE TRANSACTION IS COMPLETED.

KIND REGARDS
FAVOUR KINGS
+447024065930


[No chance for Maya here.

Favour sends a bogus picture of a visa card and a letter of authorization...]





Maya Bushburn

August 23, 2006

Mr. Kings,

Per your instructions we have charged your Visa card for the sum of US$ 10,400.

Sincerely,
Maya Bushburn



Favour Kings

Wed, 23 Aug 2006

HELLO MAYA,

I WISH TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL. I CONTACTED THE AGENT FOR HIS ACCOUNT INFORMATION WHERE YOU WOULD FORWARD THE BALANCE OF $5,000. HERE IS HIS ACCOUNT INFORMATION;

BANK NAME-COMMERCIAL BANK OF GREECE[EMPORIKI BANK]
BANK ADDRESS-NO 100 AHARNON STREET,ATHENS-GREECE
ACCOUNT NAME-NNAMANI COSMAS OKECHKWU FIDELIS
ACCOUNT NUMBER-61112103
SWIFT CODE-EMPOGRAA
IBAN NO-GR3801200120000000061112103

YOU SHOULD SEND THIS MONEY TO HIS ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY SO THAT HE WOULD BE ABLE TO CONFIRM IT AND START THE TRAVEL PROCESSES AS AGREED WITH HIM.

REMEMBER TO FORWARD THE PAYMENT SLIP TO HIM AND COPY ME, PLEASE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR RECORD PURPOSES. I LOVE KEEPING RECORDS OF EVERY TRANSACTION I DO.

I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT TO THE AGENT TODAY.

THANKS ONCE MORE FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE SO FAR.

BEST REGARDS,
FAVOUR KINGS



Maya Bushburn

August 23, 2006

Hi, Mr. Kings,

I will try to contact Mr. Noogie this evening to get his authorization to forward US$5,000 to you travel agent. I will let you know as soon as the money has been forwarded, hopefully later this evening.

Sincerely,
Maya



Lewd Noogie

August 24, 2006

Favour, my old friend, you are a saviour! You have come to my rescue again! I don't know what I'd do without you!

Hard as it may be for you to believe, I still have not gotten very far with Olga, the East German massage therapist who works there at the hotel. She keeps me at arm's length there in Gadyukina and the only place she seem's to loosen up a bit is here in Irkutsk. She has expensive tastes but there's noplace fancy enough to take her in Gadyukina. Well, when Maya, my administrative assistant called and said that you had allowed her to charge your credit card for $10,400, I realized I could now afford another holiday with her here. I called Olga and told her to join me here in Irkutsk. She'll be arriving sometime tomorrow evening.

I knew you wouldn't mind me using your money again, us being as tight as we are. I'll try to keep what I spend reasonable as I can, but you know what this girl is like. And don't worry, I'll try to get the money to your travel agent sometime before October. I realize I owe you a big one from the last time you helped me out and I'm gonna take care of you and your posse when you arrive at the hotel.

You da man, dog!

Lewd


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