ATTENTION:- BENEFICIARY,
THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN PROGRAMMED FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE INTO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT BUT WE CAN NOT TRANSFER THIS FUNDS $15.5MILLION US DOLLARS DIRECTLY TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT, BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) SO OUR METHOD OF PAYMENT IS BY OUR DELIVERY AGENT TO DELIVER THE FUND TO YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS.
NOTE:- THAT EVERY ARRANGEMENT REGARDING YOUR CASH PAYMENT THROUGH CASH DELIVERY HAS BEEN MADE, NOTE ALSO THAT YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN PACKAGED LIKE A CONSIGNMENT.
BE INFORMED THAT OUR SPECIAL DELIVERY AGENT HAS TO OFFICIALLY ASSIGN ONE OR TWO OF ITS OFFICERS/DELIVERY AGENT DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY IN ORDER TO DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT AT YOUR DOORSTEP.
WE WANT YOU TO SEND YOUR DIRECT MOBILE PHONE AND YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS, ID-CARD OR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO US IMMEDIATELY, SO THAT AS SOON AS THE DELIVERY AGENT ARRIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY THEY SHALL CALL YOU IMMEDIATELY TO NOTIFY YOU OFFICIALLY OF THEIR ARRIVAL.
WE LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVE YOUR DETAILS INFORMATION TO ENABLE US SECURE THE CLEARANCE DOCUMENT FROM FEDERAL HIGH COMMISSION IN YOUR NAME BEFORE THE DELIVERY AGENT WILL MOVE THE FUND TO YOUR HOUSE.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR.ABU BELLO

(Pretty standard stuff, but you never know what you'll get when you cast out a line amid the fish.)

(This was accompanied by some poorly hacked jpeg files, which had simply "Lou" in the pay-to-the-order-of line. Time to abuse the lad about his quality control...)

(By the way, this is the SAME cell phone number that was part of a long and hilarious bait: PLEASE DON'T BE WORRIED [http://www.scamorama.com/eliza_briggs.html] )

From an Eliza Dane adventure of May 2006! Coincidence? Or inscrutable fate?

(Yup...script abandoned. Playtime...)

(And I return this with silence, just to set the hook a bit.)

Dear Lou Sindor
Below are western union offices in your country one of these offices must be close to you.

Western Union Hours & Locations in Aiea 98-199 Kamehameha Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Aiea 98-1277 Kaahumanu Street Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Ewa Beach 91-1401 Ft Weaver Rd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Ewa Beach 91-896 Makule Rd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Haleiwa 66-190 Kemehameha Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Hilo 266 Makaala Street Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Hilo 2100 Kanoelehua Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Hilo 200 Kanoelehua Ave Ste 104 Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Hilo 250 Kinoole St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Hilo 111 E Puainako Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honokaa 45-3577 Mamane St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 4725 Bongainville Dr Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 421 Nahua St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 888 Kapahulu Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1450 Ala Moana Center Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 848 Ala Lilikoi Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 2150 Kalakaua Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1670 Makaloa St Ste 204 Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 500 Nimitz Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1450 Ala Moana Blvd Ste 2230b Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 4561 Salt Lake Blvd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 2013 North King St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 377 Keahole St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1960 Kapiolani Blvd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 820 W Hind Dr Ste 101 Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 565 Halemaumau St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 3536 Harding Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1460 S Beretania St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 435 Atkinson Dr Suite B Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1734 Kalakaua Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 901 River St Ste 102 Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 2855 E Manoa Rd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1279 S Beretania St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu Bldg 880 Aliamanu Drive Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1206 South King Street Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 2312 #A1 Kamehameha Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 505 Kapahula Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 2370 Kuhio Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1360 Pali Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 2005 Kalia Rd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 438 Hobron Ln Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 710 N King St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1620 N School St #106 Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 2939 Harding Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 2215 N School St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1505 Dillingham Blvd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 1121 S Beretania Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Honolulu 7192 Kalanianaole Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kahului 90 Kane Street Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kahului 330 Hoohana St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kahului 170 E Kamehameha Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kahului 360 Papa Pl Ste F Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kahului 424 Dairy Road Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kahului 180 E Wakea Ave Ste L Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kailua 200 Hamakua Dr Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kailua 153 Oneawa St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kailua 25 Kaneohe Bay Dr Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kailua 75-5595 Palani Road Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kailua 108 Hekili Street Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kailua Kona 74-5465 Kamakaeha Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kailua Kona 74 5540 Kaiwi Street Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kailua Kona 74-5565 Luhia St Ste B1a Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kailua-kona 75-1027 Henry St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kalihi 1419 Dillingham Blvd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kamuela 65-1158 Mamalahoa Hwy Ste 8a Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kamuela ÊÊÊÊ68-1330 Mauna Lani Dr Ste 200 Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kamuela 67-1185 Mamalahoa Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kaneohe 46-065 Kamehameha Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kaneohe 45-480 Kaneohe Bay Drive Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kapolei 92-585 A Mukakilo Dr Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kapolei 91-590 Farrington Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kaunakakai 109-C Alamalama St ÊÊÊÊPhone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Keaau 16-586 Old Volcano Rd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Keaau 16-573 Old Volcano Road Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kealakekua 79-7432c Mamalahoa Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kihei Kihei Town Center Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kihei 1295 S Kihei Rd #D Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kihei 1310 S Kihei Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kihei ÊÊÊÊ277 Pi'Ikea Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Kurtistown 4809 Highway 11 Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Lahaina 4405 Lower Honoapiilani Rd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Lahaina 1221 Honoapiilani Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Lahaina 3350 Lower Honoapiilani Rd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Lahaina 5095 Napilihau St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Lahaina 345 Keawe St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Lahaina 878 Front St #6b Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Laie 55-510 Kamehameha Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Liliha 414 N School St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Mililani 95-221 Kipapa Drive Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Ocean View 92-8701 Hawaii Belt Rd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Pahoa 15-2660 Keaau Pahoa Rd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Pearl City 719 Kamehameha Hwy Ste A101 Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Pearl City 897 Kamehameha Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Pearl City 1089 Waimano Home Rd Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Pukalani 55 Pukalani Street Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Pupukea 59-720 Kameha Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Schofield Barracks Bldg 364 Foote Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Wahiawa 45 N Kamehameha Hwy Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Wahiawa 823 California Ave Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Waikoloa 69-250 Waikoloa Beach Dr Ste A-5 Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Waikoloa 68-1845 Waikoloa Rd Unit 106 Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Wailuku 790 Eha Street Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Wailuku 758 Lower Main St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Wailuku 300 Maalaea Rd Ste 102 Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Waipahu 94-1040 Waipio Uka St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Waipahu 94-825 Lumiaina Street Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Waipahu 94-910 Moloalo St Phone:
Western Union Hours & Locations in Waipahu 94-144 Farrington Hwy #113

visit the close office to you and send the money immediate so that i can clear the consignment and deliver it to you.

(Yup, he really did go to the time and trouble to search for and pass on EVERY Western Union office in the entire "country" of Hawaii. Darn helpful, except for one little issue...)

(Bingo...fresh bank account information for sending to those who can see that it gets investigated and shut down. Mission accomplished...now to see just how much confusion I can cause...)

Dear Louis Sindor,
I hope that yoiu are in peaceful condition today
However, i have not heard from you ater our chat on friday.
Have you made the payment? if yes please forward me the payment slip.
Regards
Ben Mark Jr

(Ah, yes, the panic is beginning to set in. He can smell the cash, but he can't seem to get his hands on it.)

(And again, I ignore him...until several days later when a chat window pops up. Can I swing him in a circle yet again?)

(Genius...pure genius. This lad is a THINKER.)

I am very happy today to hear from you that you have sent the money to Mr.Mark,i will advice you to proceed with him so that he will deliver the consignment/fund to you.

Please once you receive the consignment, do let me know so that i will send you the Pin Code Number which you will use to open the consignment.
Once again, thank you for your effort you make so far in this transaction.

(It seems as though there are two lads trying to keep this going as there are two distinct writing styles. Nice of them to allow me to waste both of their time, don't you think?)

HOW ARE YOU TODAY MY GOOD FRIEND?I WRITE TO KNOW IF MR.BEN MARK HAVE DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT YESTERDAY OR NOT,PLEASE KINDLY GET BACK TO ME TO ENABLE ME SEND TO YOU PIN CODE NUMBER, WHICH YOU WILL USE TO OPEN THE CONSIGNMENT ONCE THE CONSIGNMENT IS DELIVER TO YOU.

I REPEAT, DO NOT LET MR.BEN MARK KNOW THE CONTENT OF THE CONSIGNMENT IS MONEY FOR THE SECURITY REASON,IF HE ASK YOU WHAT IS THE CONTENT OF THE CONSIGNMENT,DO TELL HIM IS RAW MATERIAL,BECAUSE WE DID NOT DISCLOSE THAT THE CONSIGNMENT CONTENT WITH MONEY.

THANK AND WAITING FOR UPDATE TODAY.

(And another lag in time...)

(You can almost hear the desperation...the money is slipping through his grubby little fingers.)