YES GRASSHÜPFER


Hooray! Harold Stassen is back. Harold is a veteran of such scambaits as KÄRÄOKE FÜR FÜHRER UND VOLK and SPANDAU BALLET. Newspaper mockups! German slang! Yiddish slang! EBay resellers! Fake certificates! He's got it all. In this tale, Harold almost falls for a Fake Cancer Patient, then sees the light and becomes a traveling monk.

Dramatis Personae:
Harold Stassen, Retired (and deaf) Wehrmacht officer
versus
Caroline Duncan - Dying, altruistic cancer patient and "Christian enthusiast".
She(?) is assisted by
Barrister Koffi Adams - Barrister Lad, appears only by mention, but his e-mail address is used by others
Mr. Solomon H.Kone - DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE ECOBANK CÔTE D'IVOIRE (aka Banker Lad)
Doctor Sam - Caroline's Doctor at Ekogenhospitalhomestead
Mrs.Lauretter Esska - Director, Federal Remittance Department Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire (another Banker Lad brought in to try to close the deal)
Mr.Ken Chuskson - Director Gen Remittance Department (they're escalating)
Mrs.Evelyn Eladu - Western Union money order picking up Lad, appears by mention
and when all else fails:
Powerful Pastor - Strong pastor Ken Chuskson gets to pray for Harold (in passing)

Harold's dear departed eBay selling wife Helga is mentioned in passing.


Caroline Duncan to Harold Stassen
From: duncan caroline <caroline.duncan41@gmail.com>
Date: Jul 3, 2008 9:21AM
Subject: My Will I Give You.

My Will I Give You.
Donation From Sister Mrs.Caroline Duncan
Very expensive Greetings
From the Almighty Elohim.

I'am Mrs.Caroline Duncan.of Congolese origin,I married with Mr.KUMAR GARY DUNCAN of INDIAN origin which worked with HCR(haut commissariat of the refugees)in dimension of ivory coast during nine years before he dead in 2004. We were married during eleven years without any child before his death.He died after a short sickness which lasted only four days.

Before his death we were both of enthusiasts Christian.My late husband,deposited the sum of $11.2 Million in a Bank in Abidjan here in Cote D'Ivoire.The Bank also have their branch office in European which I will forward to you as I will like you to visit their office over thereto a certain the whole truth Concerning the deposit of the consignment trunk with the Bank firm. Recently,my doctor informed me that I would suffer from a serious disease:called cancer.
The evil which dis turbs me more is hypertension.After having known my state I decided to give these funds to a CHURCH or a person who will use this money such as I would inform it. I thus seek a CHURCH or a person of confidence which will put these funds at the services of the orphanages,widows,thus propagating the word of God and to make so that the work of GOD is maintained.The BIBLE declares that the hand is blessed which gives. I made this decision because I do not have anybody who will take care of this money over here than to donate it to the orphan,I am at your disposal. Currently,I reside in a residence in an Hospital called Ekogenhospitalhomestead here is the Email Address of the Hospital ekogenhospital_homestead1@ubbi.com you can contact the Doctor of the hospital to know more about my condition if what am saying is real or not.

From SisterMrs.Caroline Duncan
You Can Call Him +22547646727 Email Me: c-duncan-30@hotmail.com Email My:
Lawyer,b_koffi_adams1@hotmail.com Name:
Barrister Koffi Adams Esq.

[Scam-o-note: This is a typical Cancer letter. But you knew that. "Caroline's" job is to reel in a potential victim, and pass the victim on to the 'closer' - a Doctor, Banker, Barrister. Loot will be shared according to a 'sharing percentage'. The members of the 'team' may not even know each other or meet physically, or they may be looking over each others' shoulders in the internet cafe.]

Harold Stassen to Caroline Duncan
Sent: Thu 7/03/08 9:50AM


To: c-duncan-30@hotmail.com

Mrs. Sister Duncan,

Heartfelts feelings for you condition. Do have your faith in the Almighty, for this has carried me from the steppes of Russha to other places, too.

I wish to help, but I am an old man and very deaf from being in military operations - and I wish to help other old mens who work with me in Barbarossa. If this is okay, please tell me of this - is this in agreement to you?

Yours,
H. S.
Caroline Duncan to Harold Stassen
Subject: Mr.Harold Stassen:My Will I Give You.CONTACT THE LAWYER
Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2008 17:53:24

Dearest In The In Lord Harold Stassen,

I' greet you in the name of our lord and also wants to inform you that you knew not really what am telling you about meaning that I am real just contact the fellowing address bellow to find out the facts about me and help me and accompliish the will which I have for the Lord so his name will be Glorified as a christian I will like you know that I will not do anything that will distroy the name of the Lord in vine. I will also acttch my picture here in the hospital and my picture when I was not sick and the deposited certificates from the Bank where this Fund is now. Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I have been praying that the Lord almighty will touch your mind and also for you to understand the call of God, I know that the lord have touch your mind so that we can be able to conclude everything concerning this transactions once and for all.

I agee with your demand please help me out because am about to die

Again I will also ask you to contact the Hospital where I am now so you can still understand me better here is the email address Doctor
Dr.S.Sam

E-mail, ekogenhospital_homestead1@ubbi.com
www.ekogenhospital.homestead.com [never existed or taken down, as it redirects to www.homestead.com]
Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire.

I thank you again to hear from you but the only thing you have to know is that I am very sick in the hospital now as am mailing this to you please use the fact that we are children of the lord and help me out I have sent you my picture on attachment bellow so that you can go it true and get to the lawyer today, I also thank you very much for the prayer am healed in Jesus Name Amen.

For my own certification, You are required to contact my lawyer and forward to him your contact information details. Phone and fax numbers with your bank details for onward submission to the bank for immediate procession of the transfer into your account for urgent ministration reasons , I want you to contact the Lawyer and he will tell you on what you should do to get this Fund transfered intoyour account causeI can see now that I may not be alive till the end of this Transfer But all I want you to promise me now and before God that you will make sure that you use the Fund as I asked to so the will I have for will be glorified as I knew that I will die soonest so that my soul willbe with the Lord.

You should contact my lawyer through the following contact address the lawyer's name is Barrister Koffi Adams.
while his contact are.
Coulibari Associates & Solicitors.
Tel hotline +225-47-64-67-27,
Fax +225-06-22-43-29
E-mail: b_koffi_adams1@hotmail.com

Thanks And God Bless You,
I beg you to continue your prayers toward me ,as I also pray for more wisdom and anointing upon you to accomplished the work of the almighty God and also to be able to take care of his will. I have attached my two pictures for you both where I'm in the hospital bed please always pray for me,with the certificate of deposit,Email me back on this very email so that i will know what that is going on before I dies.

Remain blessed .
Yours sister in the Lord,
Mrs.Caroline Duncan.
Proof of the deposit:
Some kind of bank document - damn if I'm going to waste ink printing it:
"Caroline" in the hospital:
"Caroline_Duncan_When_Not_Sick" - That's the name of the file, honest!:
Harold Stassen to Caroline Duncan
Sent: Fri 7/04/08 9:55AM

Mrs Caroline,

I am appreciate your fervent mail and I appreciate the fotos you have sent with it too. You are a lovely woman who would have been welcome in my home with my late wife Helga, and we would have been muy simpatico I am sure. My pray is for you and for God to do some of His things for you.

My comeraden and I have some poverty because our employer, the Third Reich, has gone out of business and have taken our pensions with us - it was in the paper some time ago and you may have heard of this. It was much like the Enron company, but not as pressworthy. My dream is to have a retirement house for us so my friends do not have to collect aluminum cans for their daily foods. If this is an acceptable thing for you after you are dead, please let me know of this.

I do not wish to contact any lawyer - lawyers have made much trouble for me, and because of them I was in Spandau prison for five years after the war cleaning latrines for the likes of Albert Speer [what a schmuck!] and Rudlof Hess. He ignored the fact that I was fighting off a surprise rear attack on BrokeBack Mountain when the supposed atrocities in Berwyn Illinois happened! Now you see???

Please we will handle this between us two in writing and leave the meshuginna lawyers out of this. If this is okay with you, tell me, if not, I will continue my praying for you as you continue preying on me.

Yours,
H. S.
Caroline Duncan to Harold Stassen
Subject: Mr.Harold Stassen:My Will I Give You.You Are Welcome.
Date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 15:30:46

Dearest In The Lord Harold Stassen,

I greet you once again in the name of the Lord,I read your mail and it was well understood and I wish to let you know that the Lawyer was the one that was around as for the day the Fund was deposited in the Bank and he is the one who will help us to get the document from the Bank but if you says that you can not follow the Lawyer then you can send mail to my hospital Doctor for him to help us in an message that will demand us to go in this transfer. Here is the Email contact the Doctor ekogenhospital_homestead1@ubbi.com or you can also contact the Pastor so he can help us as well so that this transfer will end up before I dies I want you to promise me that you be honest to this transfer as long as it is thing for the Lord.

God Bless You as I waits to hear from you, you are welcome I agreed with your demand please contact the Doctor ,because as you knew I can not do anything, only but reply your mail is only what I can do due to my condition.

God Bless Us Amen.
Mrs.Caroline Duncan.
Harold Stassen to Caroline Duncan
Sent: Fri 7/04/08 4:37 PM

Mrs Duncan,

I have thought much and hardly on your case and I am sorry to say I am not the man for which you need for now. You have much needs and I am a poor man who tries to live on the remains of my departed wife Helga's eBay business, and even this is something I find so hard to do for I am old and deaf and not good with computer machines and the like.

To make honesty with you - I do not like LAWYERS, DOCTORS, or PASTORS! Those who cannot stand looking at blood become lawyers, those who like blood become doctors, and those who would cause that blood to flow are pastors! And you ask me to deal with the three of them? I cannot do this and face my God when my time comes, which like you are may be soon. At 96 years of age old I do not expect to see many more summers - or winters for that matter - so you must use your remaining energies to find young people who will do for you before our Gracious and Kindly Father in Heaven does whatever it is He does.

I keep preying on you, and you prey on me, too.

With much lucks,

Yours,
H. S.
Caroline Duncan to Harold Stassen
Date: Sat, 5 Jul 2008 11:27:53

Dear Mr.Harold Stassen,

You are welcome o,ce again in my life sir.Now how do you want us to follow to accomplish this un complete will which we have for the Lord?.

If you ask me I will like you to forward all your details so I will send them to the Bank for them to transfer the Fund today and Monday.

You can forget about them so let us do it at once,I will mail to the Bank so they will be waiting for your details so send it to me so I will send it to them thanks.

Thanks
God Bless Us Amen.
Yours in the Lord Sister
Mrs.Caroline Duncan
Harold Stassen to Caroline Duncan
Sent: Sat 7/05/08 7:57AM

Bless you too, Mrs,

I must apologiz for me and my temperment, but these people have not been very good in my life to me. I have no one to speak of this with so I am like they say "talking your ear off" so forgive me - being without a wife has made me lonely and talkative.

Here is some informations for you to get to the man at the bank, unless it is a woman there.

Please say to me what I have to do next for us to go forward for me to help my former soldier fellows.

Name: Harold Stassen
Address: 6214 East 47th Street, Suite 69
Phone: I have none - I have been deaf since 1945 from a military injury. Helga used to use the phone for me, but I took it out when she passed away.
Company: None/Retired
Occupation: Retired Military/Investments

Yours,
H. S.
Caroline Duncan to Harold Stassen
Date: Sat, 5 Jul 2008 14:27:36

Dear Mr.Harold Stassen,
I'thank you very much from your message and the details which you have sent to me I' will forward it to the Bank today like as I' told you from the mail I' sent to you before this that I' will inform them about you and I' have told them that you are the one that I' have willed the money to which is the sum of $11.2 Million American Dollars. You detail address has no country where it

Thanks,
God has called You To Work his work.

In addition I will like you to promise me that you will be honest with the Bank do all they asked I will not want them or you to delay this transfer, so by Monday they will send you a document to sign and return by Monday money. The details the Bank will need from you is below.

1.YOUR FULL NAME.
2.YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
3.THE NAME OF YOUR BANK.
4.YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASS PORT.
5.YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
6.YOUR FAX NUMBER IF ANY OR NOT NO PROMBLEM.

Because, I' called the bank on phone the above is what they said they need from you.

Thanks once more God bless Us.
Amen,
Mrs.Caroline Duncan.
Harold Stassen to Caroline Duncan
Sent: Sun 7/06/08 7:14 PM

Hi Mrs Duncan,

I am in sorrow that I have not answered to you sooner - I am having much trouble here. I have been trying to sort out my dearest departed Helga's eBay businesses, and things are definitely fertummelt! Many orders I am supposed to send I have not sent and I go to the postal office on Saturday and I have to wait in LONG lines [I am sure dear lady you will be going to heaven when God so sees fit pretty soon, but if by chance you goes to hell it will be much like waiting lines at the postal office you bet!] and they give me such troubles I come home. I come home just to see a postal truck of all things delivering more stuff for Helga to sell on eBay - over 300 copies of the 'I Love Lucy' show with Lucy and Herr Ricardo [he of "Babaloo" fame] and the like, and I have now 587 DVD's of this and I have not space to put them or moneys to pay for them. And eBay says because my ratings are no good they will cancel my and Helga's eBay business and take no more from us. Oy vey, it's enough to make a person plotz! I do not mean to tell you of my problems now - I am grateful to our God that I have somebody to tell them of.

So for what you ask of, here is my informations - some is missing and that you shall see:

1.YOUR FULL NAME. Harold Lamarr Stassen
2.YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. 1113813906843
3.THE NAME OF YOUR BANK. Horst Wessel Federal Credit Union
4.YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASS PORT. I have none - I have not traveled from here since long ago. I enclose my soldier's identity card, OK?

WWII German Soldier's ID book, taken off the web with Harold's signature added:


5.YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER. I have none - I am deaf. Helga did my calling when alive, and now she is not so I commmunicate on the computer mails
6.YOUR FAX NUMBER IF ANY OR NOT NO PROMBLEM. I have none

I hope this is of helpful to you, but I am so verklempt at the present now that perhaps you need to see another person for your needs - if this is what you do, I am in understanding.

Let me read of you soon,

Yours,
H. S.
Caroline Duncan to Harold Stassen
Date: Tue, 8 Jul 2008 12:14:49

Dearest In The Lord Mr.Harold Stassen,

How are you with your home hope all is well I sent the details yesterday to the Director Of Bank which this day he got back to inform me that he have forwarded a mail to you to hear from you is whqat he is now waiting.

You should be honest and do anything they indicated and let me as long as am now içn this hospiatl today I was told my the doctor that thge nature of my illnes may lead me to coma which I called the Pastor to come and do some prayers.

Thanks get back to me as soon as you end up everthing with them God be us Amen.
Sister In The Lord,
Sister Mrs.Caroline Duncan.
Harold Stassen to Caroline Duncan
Sent: Tue 7/08/08 9:46AM

Mrs Duncan,

Please be in a relaxing mood - I reads you have some troubles, but OY GAVALT! What problems I am having! The eBay peoples say they want to take me to court because I am a crook and my house is full of Helga's stuff and I cannot find my lower dentural and have been eating Blondi's dog food because it is soft and she gets mad and chews on the DVD's that I must sell for their moneys! See, a coma is not so bad in comparing, is it? And, God sometimes smiles on those he messes with - He let me win $20,000 in the lottery this weekend! So cheer up! It is not like being run over by a T34, right?

I will soon writ to the banker fellow - now I have much to do to straighten out my house and the things inside it, then I take my lottery money to the casino to see if He still smiles on me.

A bi gezunt!

H. S.

[A "T34" is a Russian tank.]

Solomon H. Kone to Harold Stassen

[Enter Banker Lad]


[I guess it's supposed to be a picture of the bank]

From: ecobankci@mail.ru
Subject: Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,ECOBANK COTE D'IVOIRE.URGENT MAIL.
Date: Mon, 7 Jul 2008 20:37:18 +0400

DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE.
ECOBANK CÔTE D'IVOIRE
Av.Terrasson de Fougères,Imm.
Alliance,BP 4107-Abidjan
Email: ecobankci@mail.ru
tél:(225)47-64-67-27/
fax: (225)20 21 88 10
Swift: ECOCCIAB
Télex:22504,ECOBNK,
CI/23266 ECOBNK CI.

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,

Our Bank got mail today from your cilents Mrs.Caroline Duncan she requried that we should transfer her Funds $11.2 Million Dollars into your nominated account.

A document is needed,it is called change of ownship document which your name has to be placed as the rightfull owner of the Fund, in this case if you as us to send you the Document then we will forward it for you to sign and return it and we do the transfer the same day as soon as you returns it.

Thanks,
Director,
Ecobank Ci.
Harold Stassen to Mr. Solomon
Sent: Tue 7/08/08 11:30AM

To: ecobankci bank (ecobankci@mail.ru)

Hello, Mr Director,

What name do you have? Please tell me of this - I enjoy knowing names and things about those who serve me.

Send the thing, and please send it in a green envelop - this will let me to know that this is not another person who is needing some DVD or other thing Helga was sellling. Helga is my departed wife and she sold things like TV things and the like and palm readings on the eBay store, and lots of people are trying to get to me and a envelop of color will make me look for this thing above the other mailings I get. Is this good?

Looking to read from you at some time in the soon.

Yours,
H. S.
Caroline Duncan to Harold Stassen
Date: Tue, 8 Jul 2008 17:43:45

Mr.Harold Stassen,
I want to inform you that the Bank sent me mail which they forwarded toyou and I will like you to contact and follow them up honestly please so they could transfer that my Fund to you and you knew that the week is coming to an end so follow they accordly.

Thanks
God Bless You and your family and business.
Sister In the Lord Sister,
Mrs.Caroline Duncan.
Harold Stassen to Caroline Duncan
Sent: Wed 7/09/08 7:14 PM

Mrs Caroline,

I have writ the bank, dear lady. Enough.

Please, you have the looks of a nice person but I do not like being pushed by anyone. I was a soldier, I led mens into battles and won the Iron Cross at the Battle of Creek Michigan! Betcha can't say that about yourself, huh?

The banker guy must answer me, and I'll answer him then and not until then and will tell you of the things that are said - we do it this way or you and I wind up with bupkes!

H. S.
Harold Stassen to Mr. Solomon
Sent: Thu 7/10/08 4:50 PM
To: ecobankci@mail.ru

I have heard no things from you - what are you doing? You promised to myself some documentary to sign and send back - what up?

[Included the e-mail to him dated July 8]

Harold Stassen to Caroline Duncan
Sent: Thu 7/10/08 4:54 PM

Mrs Duncan:

Read youself bellow what I have sent to the banking fellow today, and two days ago to him. This person makes delays - go for someone else who can handle your - or is that our - moneys!

And I must be apoligizzing for you - I have had much stress in the past week and I fear I have took it out for you. Do not take the words of an old man too harshly - they are all he has left.

Writ to your bank guy and have him writ back to me, is this good?

Yours,
H. S.

[Forwarded her the e-mails of the 10th to the bank]

Doctor Sam to Harold Stassen

[Enter Doctor Lad]

From: ekogenhospital_homestead1@ubbi.com
Date: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:02:41 -0300
Subject: Doctor Sam.Information

Dear Harold Stassen,
Mr.Harold Stassen I really want to inform you that your clients Mrs.Caroline Duncan is now in coma she told me to tell you before then that what ever the Bank Director told you to do that you should do it and let me know so that everything concerning this transaction will be done this week and Monday.

Thanks
God Bless you and you’re Family.
I’waits to hear from you very soonest.

From,
Doctor Sam.
Ekogenhospitalhomestead1
Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Doctor Sam
Sent: Fri 7/11/08 11:19 PM
To: ekogenhospital_homestead1@ubbi.com

Doctor Sam,

I am filled with sorrow and quiet eructations. I cannot be there for my dear friend who is in comas, but I must ask you as a man, please send her one dozen red roses and write "Caroline I love you" on the back of the bill.

Thank you for your compassionness.

Yours,
H. S.

[Got a chance to paraphrase Groucho from "A Day at the Races" with the "roses" remark]

Solomon H. Kone to Harold Stassen


[Transfer document for the $11.2M]

From: ecobankci@mail.ru
Date: Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:22:12 +0400

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Our Bank has read your mail and as well sending you this document from the Federal Ministry Of Finance for you to sign this document and return it with the said fund of $1,500 American Dollars for us to transfer the Fund into your nominated account as instructed by Mrs.Caroline Duncan some days ago the has to be done quickly because this Bank had an information from the hospital homestead here in Abidjan Cote D?Ivoire,been from her Doctor that she is now in coma right fom late last night so thing has to be done from you fastly.

She indicated that we should transfer her said Fund of $11.2 Million American Dollars into your private account directly.

Thanks,
Director,
Ecobank Ci.
Harold Stassen to Mr. Solomon
Sent: Fri 7/11/08 11:23 PM
To: ecobankci bank (ecobankci@mail.ru)

Mr Director,

I have receeved the document - thank you - but I cannot read it. I can send it back to you so you can type it in a mail, but where do I get the $1500 USD you speak of? I have not heard of this.

Please have the hospital personal ask Mrs Caroline of this if she goes out of the comas she is in.

Thank you,

Yours,
In His Name,
H. S.
Doctor Sam to Harold Stassen
From: ekogenhospital_homestead1@ubbi.com
Date: Sat, 12 Jul 2008 12:27:07 -0300
Subject: Dear Harold Stassen, Information

Dear Harold Stassen,
Mr.Harold Stassen, I'really read your mail and it was well understood but you most please get the money transferred at all means make sure.

I'will send the roses as you said and the rest order things I seen she is out from this earth maybe she may give up anytime as I'see things.

But whichever way things went I will let you know.

Thanks
God Bless you and you’re Family.
I’waits to hear from you very soonest.

From,
Doctor Sam.
Ekogenhospitalhomestead1
Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Doctor Sam
Sent: Sat 7/12/08 7:45 PM
To: ekogenhospital_homestead1@ubbi.com

Dr Sam

Many thankings for you for the roses and the like. I get a letter from the banking fellow and must answer him soon - my financial matters have as they say "seen better".

Much times I have been in dealings with doktors - I was a soldier and wounded many times, you see I have a Hamilton Plate in my skull from a Bolshevik bullet from 1944 and when the weathers gets cold and it hurts like the devil herself! Rubbing it with a little Ajax releaves the stress and leaves it spotless.

I appreciates and bless you for looking after my dear friend and commisar Caroline - it warms the heart to see that all doktors aren't such schmucks after all, so go on and do the things you do.

Much lucks to you, my friend,
H. S.
Solomon H. Kone to Harold Stassen
Subject: Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, ECOBANK COTE D'IVOIRE.VITAL AND URGENTLY.
Date: Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:10:27 +0400

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Our bank has read your mail and it was well understood and we want to inform you that the said sum of $1,500 American Dollars, that you are the beneficiary of the said sum of $11.2 Million American Dollars for this Bank to remit the Money into your nominated account that was the reason while you should send the $1,500 American Dollars to this Bank to enable us remit the Fund in your account.

You have to follow us based on the law of this honourable consultations of the Bank and the state order as follows, you have to tell us also how much you can be able to afford because now and Monday you need only one document at your position now and another one called change of ownership will be send to you by Monday if you do the payment by Monday and you will not pay for that is yours to show that the Fund has been totally capitalized into your account.

In conclusion you are to get back to us quick because Monday is the day this has to be concluded. How much you can be able to afford now till Monday out of the $1,500 America Dollars you have to send it to this Name Mrs.Evelyn Eladu send to her at the western union or money gram and forward to me the information’s you used to send the money so by that the same Monday your Fund will be released to you into your nominated account.

THIS IS THE WAY THE INFORMATIONS MOST BE:
1. THE NAME YOU USED TO SEND THE MONEY….
2. THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY WHERE THE MONEY IS COMING FROM….
3. THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY YOU ARE SENDING THE MONEY..
4. THE CONTROL NUMBER OF THE MONEY YOU ARE SENDING WHICH THE WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM GAVE TO YOU…..
5. THE QUESTION AND ASNWER OF THE MONEY YOU SENT….
6. HOW MUCH YOU SENT……

You are welcome to our Bank Mr.Harold Stassen, and after this honourable Bank promised to make sure that your Fund was transferred directly into your account as we are instructed by Mrs.Caroline Duncan delay us not we are ready for your transaction to be released by Monday.

Your clients Mrs.Caroline Duncan is badly down really there in the hospital homestead her Doctor told the Bank that she is likely going to die but we prayed over it and asked God to help her also the doctor made us to understood also that Mrs.Caroline Duncan professed and said that she is going pass away and die by coma and she said that she will be happy if you honestly get her Fund transferred into your account and use the Fund which is $11.2 Million American the way it will please God and yourself .

Thanks,
Ecobankci Director
Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Mr. Solomon
Sent: Sat 7/12/08 7:56 PM
To: ecobankci bank (ecobankci@mail.ru)

Dear Mr Director (or is it Mrs Director)

Thank you for your elevating mail - I am without speech at this time, overcome as I am with the grief for which I feels for my Caroline Duncan friend for her comas and stuff - surely you are a person of the world and can understand me, yes?

I know of her for such a short period of time in her life, yet she deeped me touchly. A very nice person to talk with on the computer - in some ways she has become like the wife I had lost - Helga - so recently that it sometimes twitches me and I look for someone to share my thoughts with and she was it.

I tell her of many things and I tell her that there is now in my finances some disturbing. Helga could do computer things - I am not so good so when she departed I like a good husband attempted to run the business she had set up for us to make money on the eBay place. Well, it is all fercockt and my moneys are going to be tied up for a bit to make good for the moneys I owe to peoples who wish to buy the DVDs (I Love Lucy) and I have too many of them within my apartment - so moneys is short at this time now. Can you please take the moneys out of the eleven millioin dollars for which Caroline Duncan wants to give me and I can pay you back soon, is this good? If now maybe we can arrange some other type of agreement.

Please let me know of you what you have made.

I remain,
Yours,
In His Name,
H. S.
Doctor Sam to Harold Stassen
From: ekogenhospital_homestead1@ubbi.com
Date: Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:24:27 -0300
Subject: Dear Harold Stassen, Information

Dear Harold Stassen,
Happy Sunday Sir how are your home hope is well I saw your mail and well understood all you have to do is to do anything he asked you to do he will do is own side of it.

Again as a Christian you need not to use such names on a fellow begin is ungodly so please all I want you to do is be honest and send him all he asked and wait he will transfer your Fund as long as you do as the Bank demands yours will be completed by he is a honest Man I knew him very well.

Extend my greet to all the members of your home God bless You Amen.
Harold Stassen to Doctor Sam
‏ Sent: Sun 7/13/08 8:49 PM
To: ekogenhospital_homestead1@ubbi.com

Doktor Sam

I am in gerderous confusion! What have is it I say to somebody that looks like it is ungodly and not Christian? I have writ a man who does have not a name, just is calling himself director - what I said to him? You must tell to me what it is I have made to anger you, por favor!

Yours,
In His Holy Name,
H. S.
Solomon H. Kone to Harold Stassen
From: ecobankci@mail.ru
Subject: Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, ECOBANK COTE D'IVOIRE.VITAL AND URGENTLY.
Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:24:36 +0400

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Our bank has coming to write mails and mails all we need is action we want you to send the money and the document signed by you so as you send the money you forward to me the inforamtions of the money just as I told you and live the rest work for us to do your transfer period.

No,one has the power or right to turch the $11.2 Million American Dollars untill it is reactived and is you that has the only right as the owner to reactive it before it,before transferred into your nominated account, so we are waiting for you to send the money as required from this Bank.

Thanks
Director
Ecobankci,
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Mr. Solomon
Sent: Mon 7/14/08 8:48 PM
To: ecobankci bank (ecobankci@mail.ru)

Mr Director, sir,

You have a harshness with words that is only surpassed by your lack of name - I LIKE that in a Director! My friend Alois Schickelgruber's son was much like that and he was quite a pistol!

So I sees you are a man of business and we can make smart deals - here is my offering:

I has in my apartment many items my dear departed wife Helga made moneys with on the eBay store computer place, and I would like to offer them for you and to make youseff much moneys, more than the bank is asking for. I will send you 575 DVD disks each costing me $6.85 USD and for which you can sells to eBay people and friends for $15.89 USD each! This gives to you $9,136.75, plus loads and loads of laughter! This is the show where Lucy and Frau Mertz are making candies and stuffing them in they bosoms and eating them - very funny and many peoples enjoy buying this. I am no good with the eBay site and you are a business guy and can do this and make much moneys for youseff!

Please let me know - then I will get the moneys and you will get more moneys for the disks and all will be well.

Can we do this?

I wait to read of you.

Yours,
In His Name,
H. S.
Doctor Sam to Harold Stassen
From: b_koffi_adams1@ubbi.com
Date: Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:18:30 -0300
Subject: Dear Harold Stassen, Information, SHE IS LATE VERY SORRY.

Dear Harold Stassen,
You see Mr.Harold, as I was saying is just like I knew it well is just to let you know that she is death, she died at about 20 mints ago today morning so you need now is to meet up iut the Lawyer and ask him to know what you have to do to get your Fund remited into your account.
If asked you any money tell him the one you have and send it to him and he will remit the money into your account along with the Banks order he will do it for you. The church promised to burial her at lest by end of this weekend.
Thanks
Doctor
Ekogenhospitalhomestead1
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.0

[He signs "Doctor" but the e-mail address is "b_koffi_adams" the attorney. Can't trust anybody, I guess.]

Harold Stassen to Doctor Sam
Sent: Tue 7/15/08 7:02 PM
To: b_koffi_adams1@ubbi.com

Oh, Doktor!

Such sad news - oy gevalt! Life has gone from her, when so recently she was so full of it!

Let me know of this lawyer - I hate lawyers, but now I am have trouble with this banker fellow - a shanda fur die goy - who will not even tell me of his name and I need the shyster.

Please let me read of you in the near soon.

I remain,
Yours,
In His Name,
H. S.
Mrs.Lauretter to Harold Stassen
From: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr
Subject: Finance Minister Cote D'Ivoire,Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, THIS IS LAST ORDER DO NOT GET BACK AND DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD.
Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:29:03

Finance Minister Cote D'Ivoire
AVENUE 8-10
03 BP 4279 ABIDJAN 018,
COTE D'IVOIRE.

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Your Bank Ecobank sent me your mail which you to the Bank yesterday let me make it open and simple to your mail this morning open to you and you will get it open also to you. We the remittence department do not work that way you are asking okey, Mrs.Caroline Duncan died yesterday in the hospital if by the end of tomorrow you could not turn up by signing that document and send it to the Bank and the casch which is your fees for the Bank to transfer your Fund $11.2 Million American Dollars then the following day it means that you have instructed me to ask the Ecobank to remit the Fund into the Ecobanks account that is very open we do not delay with anyone unhonest and read person like you so go and do what you are to do for the to transfer your $11.2 Million American Dollars.

Thanks Mrs.Lauretter Esska
Director,
For Federal Remittance Department
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Mrs.Lauretter
Sent: Wed 7/16/08 8:38 PM
To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

Well, Mrs.Lauretter,

It is nice of you to make you name available for me to read. Always the person signs only as Director and that is not a name I like to talk to. So let us talk.

You works for banking industry, and you know that sometimes the bankers are taking things for moneys owed to them, so this is the type of deal I must make to you. I am total honesty with you - I means what I am saying. I need the moneys because I had to pay fines for driving for four hours last week to meet the guy Chris Hansen when he was home alone and this is not right. The police take all my moneys for theyselves and say I must pay more, so I need the moneys that Mrs Caroline wishes to pay of me.

I am promising you that the merchandise I offer you is of the high quality, and you will have no troubles making moneys when you go for selling them, or you can make youself very popular to give to friends, if you have a lot of friends. I do not have many friends - this is why I needs the $11.2 mission USD from Mrs Caroline - I am in a kettle of fish and it is not easy. I confess to you I have some dollars that are needed to hire a barrister to make sure I does not spend my declining years with my keister in a jail. This will be possible if you and I can work together for each other. We will split the moneys - you can say you are a charity organization and I can do as the like - imagine our happiness with lots of pesos and what we are able to do with such. Maybe we can meet together and become very good friends together, is that so? You may find out why my dear departed Helga would call me Tiger and such - but that is for the chat rooms, ok?

Please make consideration of my generous offer - it will benefit you and me and maybe others we are aware of sometimes. This I ask in His name.

Write me soon.

Yours,
With Love,
In His Name again,
H. S.
Solomon H. Kone to Harold Stassen
From: ecobankci@mail.ru
Subject: Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, ECOBANK COTE D'IVOIRE.VITAL AND URGENTLY.
Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:41:57 +0400

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Our Bank has not time to delay as we can see from your mail we can understand that you are not willing to handle this transfer now tomorrow is the Last day we are giving if you could not send the Banks fees and the document signed we will say bye to and remit this $11.2 Million American Dollars into our Banks Account period.

Thanks
Director,
Mr.SolomonH.Kone.
Remittance Department
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Mr. Solomon
Sent: Wed 7/16/08 8:39 PM
To: ecobankci bank (ecobankci@mail.ru)

I am talking with others, and I am glad to see you have a name - please give me a fortnight, OK?

Yours for the taking,
H. S.
Solomon H. Kone to Harold Stassen
From: ecobankci@mail.ru
Subject: Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, ECOBANK COTE D'IVOIRE.Last Day Is Tomorrow.
Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:01:56 +0400

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
This is a Bank not an office for unseriousness so if you can not send the money today and tomorrow then please do not send mail again to this email address, the rightful owner of the fund been the person of Late Mrs.Caroline Duncan which was informed to this Bank by her Doctor so if you fail to meet up by sending not the Banks fees $1,500 dollars along with the document please for christ sake do not mail again.

Thanks,
Director,
Mr.SolomonH.Kone.
Harold Stassen to Mr. Solomon
Sent: Thu 7/17/08 6:17 PM
To: ecobankci bank (ecobankci@mail.ru)

Mr Solomon,

Please be like your Bible namesake and use your wisdom! I have much finance trouble at the current - we are half into the month of July at this time and my pension is gone - I must demeen myself and ask for moneys from friends, who have not much money theyselfs. Not a place I am imagining myselfs in when I was young and soldierly.

I have court dates soon because of my transgressions - this 29th day of this month - and am told if I can get myself off from this my moneys will be given back to me because they takes it as evidence. Please put on your compassion for a old man! In total honesty I tell you of this. I don't beg well, but now I must beg to live, and it ashames me. Do not sit in moral judgement - peoples makes mistakes and needs help, so I do now.

What matters it to Mrs Caroline if you waits for two weeks? She is gone, and I will be gone soon to meet her and tell her of you, wether you be just and fair or you be Grinchly! It is the choice you have, choose wisely!
Doctor Sam to Harold Stassen
From: b_koffi_adams1@ubbi.com
Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:54:05 -0300
Subject: Dear Harold Stassen, Information, HE IS LATE VERY SORRY.

Dear Harold Stassen
How are you doing hope is well with your Family hope fine. Please do go and send the money the Bank asked you to send to them with the document so they will transfer that money to you or if you do not have it complete send to them the one that you have so they will help you and transfer the money as they promised and ordered by Late Mrs.Caroline Duncan.

Thanks.
Harold Stassen to Doctor Sam
Sent: Thu 7/17/08 6:19 PM
To: b_koffi_adams1@ubbi.com

I thought you was say there was a lawyer to deal with, not just the banking person? Will you write and tell me the correct thing?

Yours,
H. S.
Mrs.Lauretter to Harold Stassen
From: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr
Subject: Finance Minister Cote D'Ivoire,Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD.URGENT WAITING
Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:46:47

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Mr.Harold, I can not do what you are asking ok. I work in this office for more than 12 years now and in this department we never do our transfer in that way, well what you will do is to send $1,000 Dollars to the Bank as they said you should use to send it I will help you with the rest $500 and you have to send it today and I will mail the Bank to receive it from you that way and after we can talk anyorder matter this is office matter.

Thanks Mrs.Lauretter Esska
Director,
For Federal Remittance Department
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Mrs.Lauretter



Sent: Sat 7/19/08 5:42 PM
To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

Mrs.Lauretter

You are tops - thank you for the help with $500 for me to get the moneys from Mrs Caroline who is gone to meet her marker. I know that a person like you who works for 12 years at the same job has forsaken ambition for compassion - and I hopes you can show it to me! Many things have happened to me in the recent, so you help is double God sent.

$1000 is not in the question until next month, which is August, OK? My money situation is all bolluxed up because of things doing with my dear departed wife's eBay businesses. I am owing much money and am supposed to get some soon, and have recently been arrested because of trying to meet Chris Hansen on Dateline for stuff - you will hear of it if you watch the television shows. But as for the money - I will be inability to sent it for you until August 3, the Feast of Saint Rose Mary of Minesco. But if you have work for the bank as long as you say, you know the banks will take sometimes collateral things, so I will like to send you the eBay products my dear Helga had used to sell to peoples, and she was very good with it and I know you will be too! You will make much moneys, so I will send you 20 copies of the DVD she has sold.

These will be copies my dog Blondi has chewed because he was hungry and because you can give them to friends and see if they would like to become involved in this lucrative internet business theyselves. I send a picture for you to have, and ask you for your address in your country to send the DVD's. But, if you act now, I will also include 5 copies of the Hogan's Heroes DVD with funny Luftwaffe guys!

All this is yours. Please write me soon with you address.

Yours,
H. S.
Solomon H. Kone to Harold Stassen
From: ecobankci@mail.ru
Subject: Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, This Is A Matter of Urgency
Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:26:09 +0400

Attn: This Is A Matter of Urgency.

This is Ecobankci we sending you a note to inform you that this Bank is running out from delaying this transaction of this Fund $11.2 Million of late Mrs.Caroline Duncan,to avoid problems in this transaction we want you to send that document and sign it and the Banks fees which I told you to come up with so this Bank will rapidly transfer this Fund adequately and normally into your said nominated account.

Thanks
Ecobankci
Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Mr. Solomon
Sent: Sat 7/19/08 5:56 PM
To: ecobankci bank (ecobankci@mail.ru)

Could you peoples please get together your act! I am writing to Mrs.Lauretter and I gotta writ to you too? Please, give me breaks, OK? This matter will be settled soon, and we will mutually be, so let us get things going.

H. S.
Mrs.Lauretter to Harold Stassen
From: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr
Subject: Finance Minister Cote D'Ivoire,Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD.URGENT WAITING
Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:09:39

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Welcome now I promised to help you in this transfer but I can see that you are not ready now,you should try and send half of that money which is $500 Dollars to the Bank and with the one I promised you will be the sum of $,000 Dollars than the Bank will do this transfer without any delay so you should not fail my instruction.
For your information and vital message I rexpect my word due to the woman that I am I promise that I will not write mails to mails with seriousness so from your next mail make sure you send it to the Bank and forward to me the informations which you used to do the payment than live the rest work for because the passing away of Late Mrs.Caroline Duncan made me to add this my $500 Dollars tohelp you so that her soul will rest in perfected peace.
After the transfer I will talk about your DVD after the transfer ,a word is ok for the wise.
Thanks Mrs.Lauretter Esska Director,
For Federal Remittance Department
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Mrs.Lauretter
Sent: Mon 7/21/08 9:12 PM
To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

Mrs Lauretta

Many thankings for you considderations - I likes it. Since our friend has dead there no hurry - I have some court things to face this month as I tell you at the bank, so moneys is tight until I get clear from this Dateline thing and gets my moneys back from the polices - so we will wait to talk more, yes?

I am glad you have not made the door closed on getting started in your own exciting internet businesses. If you are clever, and I can read you are clever, the sky is high! We can perhaps go into transactions together so we will have reputation and mucho dinero. Please think this careful.

I will write you when I have finish off the police thing, OK? In the mean time go in the best of healths!

Yours,
H. S.
Solomon H. Kone to Harold Stassen
From: ecobankci@mail.ru
Subject: Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, This Is A Matter of Urgency
Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:58:09 +0400

Attn: This Is A Matter of Urgency.

Our Bank will wait till morrow so by the time tomorrow we do not send this Banks demand been the Banks fees no matter how much you can be able to come up with we knew how to help you because we got mail from the Federal Ministry of Finance today saying about you so, but we made them to understood that we can allow only $1,000 Dollars to transfer the Fund to you so by noow tomorrow if you can not meet up than we will remit this $11.2 Million Dollars into the Banks account.

Thanks
Mr.Solomon
Director Ecobankci
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Mr. Solomon
Sent: Mon 7/21/08 9:13 PM
To: ecobankci bank (ecobankci@mail.ru)

Mr Solomon,

I write to Mrs Loretta and tell of my plite - so hang loose. You will get yours soon, is fine with you?

Yours,
H. S.
Mrs.Lauretter to Harold Stassen
From: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr
Subject: Finance Minister Cote D'Ivoire,Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, Good Luck.
Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:11:24

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
I read your mail the Fund will only be transferred into your account only if you do the payment which is the Banks fees, as long as you said you will only be done from the case,you are haven with the police than,put it in your mind that I will not add my money again to help you, that means that when you are ok with them, than as you are sending the Banks fees you have to pay it complete which is $1,500 Dollars. Until 3 day of next month as you said.
That is all I can say wish you best of luck but if the Bank ask me should they transfer the Fund before than I will say yes to them because it has been so long.
Thanks
Mrs.Lauretter Esska.
Harold Stassen to Mrs.Lauretter
Sent: Tue 7/22/08 6:21 PM

Thanking you for you are much like me and very understanding.

Will write you when things are okey dokey.

Yours,
H. S.
Mrs.Lauretter to Harold Stassen
From: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr
Subject: Finance Minister Cote D'Ivoire,Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, Good Luck.
Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:16:16

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
All you have to do as to make sure that you do not fail that day which you gave the Bank because I will not be a party to failure because we do not fail anyone when we give a promise ok.
God Bless Us Amen.
Mrs.Lauretter Esska.
Harold Stassen to Mrs.Lauretter
Sent: Wed 7/23/08 7:09 PM

Yes, God Bless Us, Everyone!
Solomon H. Kone to Harold Stassen
From: ecobankci@mail.ru
Subject: Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, This Is A Matter of Urgency
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:12:02 +0400

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Our Bank is mailing in the respect to inform you that today is the last working week of this week and we want to remind you that you should put your mind that the order was given to us to transfer your Fund coming week only if you respect the demand of this Bank by sending down the document signed and the Banks fees of $1,500 American Dollars and also your account details because it will be used to remit the Fund into your nominate account on the same day you send down the Banks fees of $1,500 American Dollars as you promise to be by this coming week.
Harold Stassen to Doctor Sam, Mr Solomon, Mrs Lauretter
Sent: Sat 7/26/08 9:00AM

To: ecobankci bank (ecobankci@mail.ru); financeministeroficeci@voila.fr; ekogenhospital_homestead1@ubbi.com

Mr Solomon, Mrs.Lauretter, and Doktor Sam,

You three with all you kibitzing are driving me meshugge! 'Do this, do that!' you keep saysing and I tell you I have problems for my own to make right. I tell you of my arresting for internet chat and going to see a person and I have to go for police court next week, but you all keeps kvetching on me! I tells you of my needs for money from the woman who is dead - my good friend Caryoln - and you helps me not. I send you a picture of the troubles I have and make me go for court on Tuesday and I have to spend moneys for a barrister and stuff. He says I will be okay after Tuesday but in the mean time Oy Vey!

Look on my picture and leave me alone - I will make a writing to all you pishers after that times.

Mazel tov,
H. S.


[I was hoping they'd get lost after this - but nope!]

Mrs.Lauretter to Harold Stassen
From: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr
Subject: Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, This Is A Matter of Urgency
Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:31:01

My dear,
So you have called me such name by saying that I am mad.

Thanks
Very much
Harold Stassen to Mrs.Lauretter
Sent: Tue 7/29/08 8:23AM

I don't know what you's saying - but you are making me mad without listening to me. I go court today - prey on me, please.
Ken Chuskson to Harold Stassen

[A new Lad, from the same e-mail address]

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, This Is A Matter of Urgency Your God Is Alive.‏
From: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr
Sent: Wed 7/30/08 12:21 PM

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,

Our office has taken your case to a very strong Pastor to pray for you this was done by your Lawyer Barrister Koffi Adams so you have nothing to think about it will be will on your side.

I want to let you know that on 3rd will be on Sunday so you have to send $1,500 Dollars the Banks fees on Monday so we will transfer your Fund on Monday so all those who do not want your prosperity will see that your God is alive. Just take heat it will be well with you and all your memebers of your Family Say Amen and you will be blessed.

I hope you went well in the court, that things went well on your Favour? as we prayed for here with the pastors and Rev.Fathers in the Catholic Members.

I wish to hear from you very soon.

Thanks
Mr.Ken Chuskson
Director Gen Remittance Department
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Ken Chuskson
Sent: Wed 7/30/08 8:50 PM
To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

Mr Chuckson,

I don't know who you are - I always talked to Mrs Lauretter - but if you can get such a powerful pastor to do the things he did, you are a great man and his is a VERY strong Pastor. He speaks and God listens, or as my people say "Fun dayn moyl in gots oyern." My charges is dismissed and I am a free man! They says this guy Chris was entrapping by salaciously moving his body parts on the Internet, but I don't care - I am free! I have a whole new lease on life and I owe it to the Pastor and God.

Monday it is - I will be spending most of the rest of this week, and especially Sunday, in my church thanking all the deities who had a hand in my deliverance. Oh, the spirit! I am full of it!

Talk with you - or I mean I will write you then.

Yours in the name of the God,
H. S.

["Fun dayn moyl in gots oyern." is a Yiddish phrase meaning "From your mouth to God's ears."]

Ken Chuskson to Harold Stassen
Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, God Is Able You Are Welcome Back.‏
From: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr
Sent: Thu 7/31/08 10:56AM

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Our office has faith in God and not man well am very happy that you are very free, really happy in did Thanks be to God. Well am the General Director for the Fund transferring in this Country and Mrs.Lauretter Esska is under me here in this office you have nothing to worry about she went to live last week am a where of your transfer and all the details are all in my office your details about to transfer your Fund $11.2 Million American Dollars will be directed if I say yes and if I say no there will be no transfer to you but from your passt record in this office given to us by Late Mrs.Caroline Duncan was perfect and I will surelly make sure that the Fund was transferred as long as you send down the Banks document signed and the Banks fees of $1,500 Dollars by next week Monday as it was incadicated by the Bank director.

You are welcomed may God bless you as long as we lives you are welcome please avoid anything that well put one in problems because you are a nice person as I can see from your mail.

I wish to hear from you very soon.

Thanks
Mr.Ken Chuskson
Director Gen Remittance Department
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Ken Chuskson
Sent: Sat 8/02/08 1:04 PM
To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

Mr Ken,

I read you mail and am floored with humility and much jealous devotion. Business mens who put God ahead of moneys is not to be heard of since some time in history. Much have I labored these past days - I have just finished doing a Novena for my sins and the like. It had drive me to make confessions to you, a Christly man if there ever was a Christly man except for Christ - I am not the man who you and Caroline had thought of. I had in my heart much thievery and had planned to take the moneys she meant for goodness and wanted to use it for my own badness! Much did I cackle thinking of yous over there offering me $11.2M USD for Godly things when I would use such for sin, sin, and more sins!

It was the prayers of you Pastor that has changed me to the new man I have become for the rest of my life! I cannot go on with the naughtiness I wanted to go on with before you praying for me and getting me off scott free from the Dateline thing - I would have spend the rest of my life in prison, now I will devote my time and excess DVD's to the betterment of peoples who are needing betterment like widows and motherless babies and the like. I have such peace in the church the last days, thinking of the time I was wounded by a bullet in France and was sure I had bought the farm when suddenly I was taken to the convent of the Nuns of Gavarone who - even though I was not too friendly with their government - nursed me to health. Such peace I have not known until yesterday as I finish my prayers!

It is now that I wish to devote my life to holiness and not badliness, and I start by feeding the dog and breaking my ties with you God-like peoples! It is to you I owe my new life as an itinerant holy man who gives his life to the memory of such strong prayers.

God bless you always, as He has His habit of doing,

Much love and warmth,
Brother Harold
Ken Chuskson to Harold Stassen
From: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr
Subject: Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, This Is A Matter of Urgency Your God Is Alive.
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2008 12:08:18

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Mrs.Harold Stassen, how are you hope you and your Family are in good condition, well I sent this mail to inform you that today is the end of week and we still promise to acttach to our promise which says that we will remit your Fund willed to you directly by Late Mrs Caroline Duncan to remit it into your nominated Account, that should be by Monday and you knew that you are the person we are waiting for to send down that Banks fees which is $1,500 Dollars to the Bank so we will do your transfer on the same day been that Monday.
I wish to hear from you very soon.

Thanks
Mr.Ken Chuskson
Director Gen Remittance Department
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Harold Stassen to Ken Chuskson

 

 

 

 

[Document wherein Harold turns the $11.2M USD over to Ken's "Powerful Pastor" (text at right)]
Sent: Sat 8/02/08 7:18 PM
To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

Dear Kind Brother Chuckson,

My dear brother in the Lord Most High, you are in mistakes of a couple things. Number one), I am not MRS Harold Stassen - she was called Helga and passed away recently and is now playing tight end in the fields of the Lord. And B) Now that I got God I do not wish to take the moneys you and you friends offer to me. I send to you this morning my message that I will not need the moneys and I enclose the message bellow. Please give the moneys to the Powerful Pastor who you told me of, he's got God's attention and I have a wish of getting on his good side.. I will need no moneys for my new life in the Lord, and do not wish to be reminded of my sinnfullnesses for trying to take the moneys from you and the needy peoples and spending it on schnapps and gefilte fish.

Knowing you are a business person and need documents for every damn thing, I send you my agreement to give the moneys to the Powerful Pastor so he can maybe sometime prey on me again,

Have a blessed life, my friend, find joy in all things, and say 'Hi' to Mrs Lauretter - I am sorry she and me won't become an item like she had hoped.

With Love Of Him In My Self,
Brother Harold Stassen

P. S.
If any of yous still wants some of Helga's eBay stuff, please let me know and it is yours free for a small shipping and handling fee.

[Forwarded the e-mail to him dated Aug 2]

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August 2, 2008

Let it be known from here to henceforth that I, one Harold Lamarr Stassen, do hereby bequeath the moneys given to me by Mrs Caroline Duncan to the Pastor of Mr Ken Chuskson who had said prayers for me when I really needed it.

I give thanks for him and all the peoples at the finance ministry and the bank and the hospital for helping me to see how my sinfulnesses has made me to be a bad person and now I am seeing myself as a good person who does not need to take $11.2M USD for hisself.

God bless all you and thank you for helping me to see things like I should see things.

Thanks to all of you guys there for changing my life and such.

In His Name,
[Signature]
Brother Harold Lamarr Stassen

Ken Chuskson to Harold Stassen
From: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr
Subject: Attn Mr.Harold Stassen, This Is A Matter of Urgency Your God Is Alive.
Date: Sun, 3 Aug 2008 20:27:30

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
I saw your mail and I hurried up to mail to you without any delay because delay is dangerous*, coming to returning the willed Fund to us is not possible had it been that she was alive that will be better so anything you could do to help this transaction to carry on tomorrow you better do it by sending that Banks fees so they will now transfer your Fund do not call God a full because he was the one that asked Late Mrs.Caroline Donacn to donate that Fund to you if really you are sure that you have known God as you said accomplish the will of God so that Late Mrs.Caroline Duncan will res in perfect peace

I wish to hear from you very soon.

Thanks
Mr.Ken Chuskson
Director Gen Remittance Department
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.

[* One of the most common Lad phrases.]

Harold Stassen to Ken Chuskson
Sent: Mon 8/04/08 7:54 PM
To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

Dearest, Kindest Brother Ken,

So much has my heart opened to you and the gang there at the finance ministry - thank you, thank you, thank you! I'll say it again - thank you! Do you not see how God has showed His love and power to Me through You? As the saying goes, "The Lord works in Mysterious Islands" and I know that has been for me. Last night I had a dream where Mrs Caroline appeared to me with God in tow - and for the first time since 1945 I could HEAR! Her voice as she spoke to me sounded like the sweet blue Danube I remembers as a chile, and she said to me how happy she was I gived up sin and money and opened myself to Bible things. And God, He sounded like Victor Jory and told me I was forgiven for my sinfullnesses in my life and stuff. I woke with happiness and joy, and I owes it to you and the gang at the finance ministry and especially your Pastor. To think that I was going to steal the moneys from you and dear departed Mrs Caroline and go hide out in the German colony in Macomb, Georgia! I weeps at my selfishness.

Please, you are a smart guy, you can figure out how your Pastor can get the money, and I signed it over to him, so do it and you'll get His blessing from Me to You! And please say "Hi" to the Pastor and thank him for making me full of it just like he is full of it, OK?

With much Godly love,
Brother Harold
Mrs.Lauretter to Harold Stassen
Date: Tue, 5 Aug 2008 11:45:08

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Sir, I thank you from your mail all this stories is not what we need now what we need now is for you to send the Banks fees and document signed so we can transfer this Fund $11.2 Million American Dollars into your account.
I want you to follow me up and go and do the sending of this Banks Fees which is $1,500 Dollars and after that, we can do that which you asked that we will do been that of your side of business DVD Business am back so I will be waiting to be sure that you send the Banks fees now till tomorrow send it with my name Mrs.Lauretter Essake here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.
Thanks
Mrs.Lauretter Esska.
Under The Office Of Mr.Ken Chuskson
Remittance Department
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire
Harold Stassen to Mrs.Lauretter
Sent: Tue 8/05/08 9:26 PM
To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

My Dear, Kindly and Blessed Mrs Lauretter,

How nice to have your writing again! I miss you, though Mr Ken had gotten the wonderful Pastor who helped me so much with his preying that he changed my life lots!

It is sad you feel I tell you stories - these are true things that happen to me as the result of God stepping in and showing me how errors I make with things. Open your heart, dear sister, have epiphanys like I has and you will see - they don't hurt and can change you much!

Moneys have no interest for me now. Give it to the Pastor as I have told others to do and tell him I have become a monk and taken holy vows and the name Kwai Chang. So much differences. Sunday if it does not rain I will begin my wandering and plan to be in Peoria by Wednesday if He is Willing for Me to Do That. In the mean time I spend my time learning to play the flute and fight in slow motion. You can do the same if you is willing to listen to Him Who made You, and I don't mean Mr Ken.

God Bless You all - I will always be endeared for your saintly e-mails and for helping a once miserable old man.

With Much Love and Caring,
Kwai Chang Stassen
Mrs. Lauretter to Harold Stassen
Sent: Wed 8/06/08 6:07AM

Attn Harold Stassen,

Our bank has read your mail and it was well understood Mrs.Caroline Duncan willed you this Fund and without reactivting it , it could not be transferred so the Federal Minister of Finance ordered for this document tro be sent to you henice this Fund is belong to you as the rightful owner so is you that will fill the document and return it with trhe $1,500 Dollars as indicated by the Director of the Fedreal Minister For finance.

A promise is a dbt which you knew Gods is what we are talking here Harold Stassen, do go and send that money please is me Mrs.Lauretter Esska your Friend that is talking to you because I knew that you will do much with me after this transfer I want to be hearing from you from your next mail that you have send it with my name and send the information which you used to send the money and let me transfer this Fund tomorrow.

Thanks,
Mrs.Lauretter Esska
Director,
Ecobank Ci.
Call Me On Phone
+225-47-64-67-27 .
Harold Stassen to Mrs. Lauretter
Sent: Wed 8/06/08 8:51 PM
To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

Dear Mrs Lauretter,

It is bringing back my past life when I read from you - this is a life I have changed thanks to God's will and the Powerful Pastor of Mr Ken. "Harold" promised things that were bad, but now as you know I am called "Kwai Chang" and live only to do good and wander around some. GIVE the moneys to the Pastor as I tell you! It is of no use for me - I have no need of it since I have become a monk and shaved my head, I need no money. I wander, play flute and the like, and will save a bundle on Brylcreem. My life is simple and I am happy.

I thank to you for you spiritual help, though you might not see it as helping. Banking makes you think only in terms of money - look beyond, dear Sister, look beyond.

Yours,
Kwai Chang Stassen

[The connection between scambaiting and philosophy is also explored in HINDUISM 101 ("attachment and greed are against the dharma" - April, 2003).]

Mrs. Lauretter to Harold Stassen
Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2008 11:37:11

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
How can I give it to him and you have not reativate the money, you have to know that is when you send that document and the Banks fees of $1,500 dollars than it will be used to reativate the Fund and than it will be taken and be given to him as you said so if really you are sure than send the money to use to reativate the Fund and than I will take to give to him or sign the document.
Thanks
Mrs.Lauretter Esska.
Harold Stassen to Mrs. Lauretter
Sent: Thu 8/07/08 5:06AM
To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

You are the banker - figure it out, Grashüpfer.

Yours,
Kwai Chang

["Grashüpfer" is German for "Grasshopper"]

Mrs. Lauretter (Maybe, it's not signed) to Harold Stassen
Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2008 15:44:11

ALL THE MEMEBERS OF YOUR FAMILIES ARE ALL Grashupfers as long as you failed to work for the Lord you will die.
Harold Stassen to Mrs. Lauretter
Sent: Thu 8/07/08 6:48 PM
To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

Mrs Lauretter,

Please empty your heart of angers - "grashüpfer" is a term of endearment used by my teacher for pupils who don't hear so good like me. And you are wise beyond your ears - we all will die, not for not doing the Lord's work [which I am doing] but because that is the way of the Tao - "Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives" the sage says.

Be of good cheer and happy of me - I have SEEN Heaven. It's kind of like Berchtesgaden without Bormann, you'd really dig it if you shunned the way of moneys like I have and become a wandering mendicant. Please think on this soon and hardly, for Sunday I leave this life of wickednesses and walk to Peoria, preying all the way.

Love to you and yours,
Kwai Chang Stassen
Mrs. Lauretter to Harold Stassen
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2008 11:48:13

Attn Mr.Harold Stassen,
Our office has goteen a nice person that will hanle this transfer better than you so all your stories should be with you well as you can see I do have the faith now that you are an internet joker I will instruct the bank to remit the Fund into the perons accounte by Monday bye.

Thanks,
MrsLauretter Esska.
Harold Stassen to Mrs.Lauretter
Sent: Sat 8/09/08 5:54AM

To: financeministeroficeci@voila.fr

God Bless You, Mrs Lauretter.

Kwai Chang
 

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