CHELSEA FOREVER! (or, REALIO FOOLIO)

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns of the Foreign Office dealt with "Victor Coulibaly" in a recent correspondence. Victor then ran straight into Mikhail Stroganov, who wasted another chunk of Victor's time. The whole thing winds up with an exchange of insults worthy of any child's playground.

Victor Coulibaly - scammer of sub-genus 'barrister'
Dr. Jean Pierre - banker Lad ("Trust Security", Lome, Togo)

Mikhail Stroganov - ex-KGB, now lending his considerable talents to the Foreign Office
Lonslo Tossov - Charitable Officer Court of St. James, in a brief appearance (courtesy of Anti-Scammers Equity)

Mikhail Stroganov

April 10

BARRISTER COOLIBALLY

WORD REACHES ME THAT YOU WISH TO TRANSFER SOME MONEY_VERY WELL_PLEASE INFORM ME AS TO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE

- MIKHAIL STROGANOV

Stroganov Publishing (Pvt) Ltd
4402 Bowdinskaya Street
Moscow 0169
Russia



Victor Coulibaly

April 11

vic_coulibaly9@yahoo.com

Attn:Mikhail Stroganov

Compliments
This is to confirm that i acknowledge the receipt of your message.
First and foremost how are you today?i hope that you are hale and hearty like i do.
However,i am so very glad that you respond to my mail.
A review of my previous mail,you will see that the original owner of the consignment who was my client died together with his family in september 11 attack in the united states.since then effort to locate next of kin proved abortive as the entire family died in the incident.

Since i am his attorney,i would like you to apply as the next of kin of the consignment to the security company where the consignment is deposited.this is because i told the director of the company(Dr Jean Pierre) that i will bring the next of kin to claim the consignment .so what you have to do now is to write a letter to the security company indicating that you are the next of kin at the same time instruct the company to release the consignment to me as your legal representative here.when this is done,i shall then deposit it into a prime bank here for onward transfer of your share into any account you nominate.

Already this morning i had written a letter to the security company confirming you as the next of kin that will claim the consignment.
this is the information of the security company
NAME.......TRUST SECURITY LOME TOGO
EMAIL trustsecurity@gawab.com
DIRECTOR....DR JEAN PIERRE
TEL +228)944 8045

My good friend,it will be a thing of joy if you can make out time to visit me here so that we can conclude this transation facially right in the security company.
Morealso,it will be a very good opportunity for both of us to know ourselves too well.

Endeavour as much as possible to contact the security company.
secondly ,send me your full contact information to enable me effect a change of beneficiary from the name of the decease to your name so that you can have full access to the consignment.

Be informed that the security company does not know the real content in the box to debar them from raising eyebrow if they know that it is money.my client gave me this information before his death.

Thank you so very much for your willingness to assist towards this noble transaction.feel very free to tell me your percentage from the total sum of eight million dollars and be courageous because the fund is legitimately acquired free from drugs,arms deal,terrorism nor terrorist related activities.Please do include your telephone and fax number.

Looking forward to hearing from you soonest.
Wishing you GODS richest blessing

Yours very sincerely

Barrister Victor Coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

BARRISTER COOLIBALLY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR E-MAIL_I AM VERY WELL THANK YOU_HOWEVER MY OLD FRIEND ROMAN ABRAMOVICH IS VERY WORRIED THAT HIS CHELSEA TEAM MIGHT NOT WIN THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE_I HAVE HAD HIM ON THE TELEPHONE THREE TIMES TODAY ALREADY_DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL???_TO BUSINESS_YOUR E-MAIL IS CERTAINLY OF INTEREST_PLEASE CAN YOU SEND ME SOME DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE OF THIS CLAIM AND WE CAN MOVE FROM THERE

- MIKHAIL ILICHY ROMAN STROGANOV



Victor Coulibaly

Dear Mikhail Stroganov Compliments
This is to confirm that i acknowledge the receipt of your message.
however,your friend (chelsea coach) should be courageous as chelsea is the best club in english premiership today.

Infact i am a fan of chelsea as we have world class players like Lampard,Drogba,Terry,Makelele,William gallas,etc.they are my idols and i am glad that you love chelsea as a team.

On the other hand,as regards our transaction,i am very far from my chamber now.i shall send you the certificate of deposit tomorrow.

Once again thank you very much for your willingness to assist towards this noble transaction.

Take care and have a nice day.

Yours very sincerely

Br.Victor Coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

April 12

BARRISTER COOLIBALLY

INDEED SO MY FRIEND_IF ONLY_ROMAN WORRIES FAR TOO MUCH CONSIDERING HE IS WORTH OVER £10,000,000,000_HOWEVER HE LOVES HIS FOOTBALL AND IS CONCERNED OVER CHELSEA'S RECENT FORM THOUGH THE VICTORY OVER WEST HAM ON SUNDAY WAS MAGNIFICENT_LET US HOPE THE BLUES DO THE BUSINESS ON THE PITCH AND WE CAN CONTINUE MODALITIES OFF IT_BY THE WAY_DO YOU FAVOUR THIS NEW 4-4-2 WITH DROGBA AND CRESPO UP FRONT OR WOULD YOU RATHER STICK WITH 4-3-3 EMPLOYING DUFF AND COLE ON THE WINGS???_TO BUSINESS_I LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVING THE CERTIFICATE_AS WE SAY IN MOSCOW SIR_KEEP THE CUSTARD BOILING

- S



Victor Coulibaly

Dear Mr Mikhail Stroganov
Compliments
Thank you very much for your mail most especially chelsea,s victory over west ham on sunday.Although i know that chelsea must make it.

Yes, i am of the opinion that the coach should use the new 442 with drogba and crespo upfront.drogba is a very great player that never misses opportunity.that is why he should always go upfront.joy and victory is always on our side because we rule all over the world.chelsea is a blessed club.tell abrahamovic that lots of chelsea fans exist here in africa than ever thought.even there is a complex here written CHELSEA FAN CLUB with lots of admirers.one day,abrahamovic shall visit africa for the official inauguration.TELL HIM THIS.

On the other hand,i have just sent by attachment the certificate of deposit under my possession before the death of my client in the september 11 attack in united states.
right now you have to contact the security company for a change of ownership of the consignment from late Mr Peter P Stroganov to your favour as the current beneficiary.This will give you full authority to instruct the company to release the consignment to me on your behalf so that i can deposit it into a prime bank for onward transfer into your account.

Please forward your full contact information for a change of ownership in the security company.
Once again thank you very much for your kind attention.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours very sincerely
Br.Victor Coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

BARRISTER COOLIBALLY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR E-MAIL_INDEED SO_DROGBA WAS MAGNIFICENT ON SUNDAY IN A WONDERFULL WORKED WIN_LET US HOPE THAT THE TEAM CAN CARRY ON ITS GOOD FORM THOUGH ROMAN ABRAMOVICH REMAINS CONCERNED OVER MANCHESTER UNITED'S ROCKETING RESULTS_I TOLD HIM TO RELAX AND THAT ALL CHELSEA CAN DO IS WIN THEIR MATCHES_LET US HOPE THAT JOSâ MOURINHO CAN POWER UP HIS PLAYERS ON TO A BRILLIANT BACK-TO-BACK PREMIERSHIP WIN AND WHO KNOWS EVEN THE FA CUP TO BOOT_NOW THEN_TO BUSINESS_I HAVE SCRUTINIZED YOUR CERTIFICATE_IT SEEMS FINE TO ME IF A LITTLE COLOURFUL_MY CONTACT DETAILS ARE ON THE END OF THIS E-MAIL_PLEASE NOTE THAT I SHALL BE AT MY VILLA ON SMEGAROON ISLAND OVER EASTER SO MIGHT NOT REPLY TO YOU IN TIME_HOWEVER I AM AWARE THAT WE MUST ENSURE YOU GET WHAT YOU TRULY DESERVE SO BEAR WITH ME AND YOU WILL CERTAINLY RECEIVE IT I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT

- S


Lonslo Tossov:

SIR THIS COOLIBALLS IS OBVIOUSLY A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT_VERY WELL THEN SIR LET US SEE WHAT YOU MAKE OF HIM AS SIR MARMITE HAS HAD HIS FILL OF THE FELLOW OF LATE_I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT

LONSLO
Charitable Officer
The Court of St James
Broadmoor
London FU2 GIT

Mikhail Stroganov:

INDEED SO MY OLD FRIEND_I HOPE TO GIVE HIM WHAT HE TRULY DESERVES_HOPE SMEGAROON IS SUNNY - S



Victor Coulibaly

[Coulibaly wrote: a blank e-mail!]


Mikhail Stroganov

BARRISTER COOLIBALLY

THIS IS BLANK FOR GODS SAKE

- S



Victor Coulibaly

My dear mikhail Compliments and happy easter in advance.
This is to confirm that i acknowledge the receipt of your message.abrahomic should exercise patience and be courageous despite Ferguson,s( manchester united coach) boost to win all his matches.He is only a coach not a player.
I am going to be on the screen this evening to wish bad luck to manchester united as they shall be playing sunderland.Ferguson should know that there is no perfect predictor in football.

We pray that our club (chelsea) fly in good colours at last.

Well on business,the security company is too occupied to effect a change of ownership to your favour.they told me to come tomorrow morning and if we cannot do it tomorrow,it then means that on monday,everything will be done.as soon as we finish it,i shall send you a copy.

Once again thank you very much for your concern.
GOD is always with us and chelsea.
Happy easter and prosperous days in advance.
Sincerely
Br.victor coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

BARRISTER COOLIBALLY

VERY WELL_I HOPE THE CERTIFICATE WILL BE HERE SOON_MODALITIES WAIT FOR NO MAN AS I AM SURE YOU ARE AWARE

- - S



Victor Coulibaly

Dear Mikhail Good news for chelsea by beating bolton wanderers 2-0.
Back to business,the security company decided that the change of ownership be effected on tuesday.
Happy easter.
Take care and safe journey.
Sincerely

Br Victor Coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

April 16

BARRISTER COOLYBALLY

WE ARE ALL VERY PLEASED ABOUT THE RESULT YESTERDAY_ROMAN ABRAMOVICH CALLED ME PERSONALLY TO CELEBRATE_I THOUGHT THE TEAM DID WELL AND LAMPARD'S GOAL WILL DO WONDERS FOR HIS CONFIDENCE_LET US HOPE THE TEAM MANAGE TO WIN THE FOUR POINTS REQUIRED FOR PREMIERSHIP GLORY_YOU HAVE SENT ME OTHER EMAILS WITH ATTACHMENTS I CANNOT OPEN_WHAT IS GOING ON MAN???

- S



Mikhail Stroganov

April 17

COOLIBALLY

I HAVE JUST RETURNED TO MY LONDON PENTHOUSE AFTER WATCHING CHELSEA WIN 3-0 AND YOU HAVE SENT ME HALF A DOZEN EMAILS WITH PICTURES I CANNOT SEE_WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON MAN ARE YOU SERIOUS IN THIS BUSINESS OR NOT???



Victor Coulibaly

My dear Mikhail Stroganov
Compliments
Happy easter and welcome from your trip.
However,i received your message and sincerely speaking the truth is that i am surprise to hearing that i sent you dozens of emails with pictures.
Please kindly check your system because i am not the one sending such mails with photos.
Well,the good news is that a change of ownership has been effected in your favour today in the security company.you are now the bonafide owner of the consignment.
You are entitle to write a letter to the security company and instruct that the consignment should be released to me as your legal representative here.
Meanwhile,the security company told me that as at the time of the deposit,an upfront payment of twenty thousand dollars was made by late MR PETER STROGANOV covering any future demurrage charges.
The director of the company told me that the money has expired and the consigment has accumuated a fresh demurrage charge of equivalent of fourteen thousand five hundred and fifty dollars.
You have to assist me clear this charges before the security company can release the consignment to you.This is because the Director (Mr Jean Pierre) told me that without clearing the demurrage charges,he cannot release the consignment to you. I tried my possible best to persuade him release it to you anytime you asked for it so that their fee can be paid in advance but he refused saying that it is against their rule and ethics.Presently i have with me five thousand dollars and we need about nine thousand five hundred and fifty dollars to complete the balance.
So you have to contact the security company as regards release of the consignment to you.
Below is their information.
COMPANY NAME╔╔TRUST SECURITY LOME TOGO
Email trustsecurity@gawab.com
TEL +(228) 944 8045
DIRECTOR JEAN PIERRE
You can reach me on my direct telephone number (+228) 914 53 01
Call me upon the receipt of this mail so that we can discuss in details as regards to retrieving the consignment and depositing the fund into a prime bank here for onward transfer into any account you nominate.once the fund is transferred,i shall come over immediately to your country of residence or where you want me to be.
I sent by attachment (CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE) where you are the bonafide owner of the consignment.

Be informed that the security company does not know the real content in the consignment so that they will not raise eyebrow if they find out that it is money thereby jeopardise the transaction.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Wishing you and our club (CHELSEA) GODS richest blessing.

Yours very sincerely
Br.Victor Coulibaly





Mikhail Stroganov

BARRISTER COOLIBALLY

VERY WELL_I SHALL SCRUTINIZE THIS CERTIFICATE AND CONTACT YOUR MAN_HOWEVER I AM CONCERNED AT THIS DEMURRAGE CHARGE_CAN WE NOT JUST PAY IT AFTER WE GET THE CONSIGNMENT??

- S



Victor Coulibaly

[another blank e-mail!]


Mikhail Stroganov

BARRISTER GOOLYBALLY

THIS IS RIDICULOUS MAN_YET ANOTHER BLANK EMAIL_WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT???

- S



Mikhail Stroganov

(to "Trust Security")

SIR

I AM CONTACTING YOU REGARDING A CONSIGNMENT I NEED TO PICK_UP GET ME THE DETAILS PLEASE SO I CAN SEND MY ASSISTANTS TO COLLECT IT

- S

Stroganov Publishing (Pvt) Ltd
4402 Bowdinskaya Street
Moscow 0169
Russia





trustsecurity@gawab.com:

---------------------------------
Attention: Mikhail Stroganov

We acknowledge the receipt of your message. Yesterday dated 18-04-06,your partner Barrister VictorCoulibaly came to our office with your informations and a changeof ownership of the consignment belonging to former Mr PeterStroganov was effected as the consignment belongs to you now asnext of kin.

However, we conveyed a message to barrister victorcoulibaly to inform you that your consignment has incur ademurage fee of US$14.550 apart from the $20.000 paid upfront byMr Peter Stroganov which expired long time ago.AlthoughBarrister Victor Coulibaly asked if the consignment can bereleased to you on credit unfortunately we made him tounderstand that we do not release consignments to beneficiarieson credit as it is contrary to our policy.

You are required to write a letter authorising us torelease the consignment to your partner at the same time pay thedemurage fees.
Once we receive the above requirements,the consignment willbe released to your partner.

Yours Faithfully,

Jean Pierre
(Director of Operations Trust Security)



Mikhail Stroganov

April 19

VERY WELL SIR_HOWEVER THESE CHARGES SEEM A LITTLE STEEP TO ME_ARE THEY NOT NEGOTIABLE FOR CASH???_BY THE WAY_IN RUSSIA IT IS CUSTOMARY TO GET TO KNOW OUR BUSINESS PARTNERS_TELL ME_DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL?_BOTH COOLYBALLY AND I ARE CHELSEA FANS AND ROMAN ABRAMOVICH IS A PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE_GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU CAN SIR

- MIKHAIL STROGANOV



Victor Coulibaly

Please forgive me because the mistake was mine.I typed from words and could not paste it.Below is the information.Hope that you have forgiven me.

Dear Mikhail stroganov

This is to confirm that i received your message.
This morning i went to the security company and was told that you wrote them.
I begged them to release the consignment so that we can pay after but they refused.
I even went with an equivalent of five thousand dollars of our local currency here and pleaded but they insist that the money has to be complete.

Sincerely speaking the truth is that i have gone to places looking for money but could not receive any.

Yours sincerely
Br.Victor Coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

April 19

BARRISTER COOLYBALLY

I HAVE RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM YOUR MAN PIERRE_I HAVE RESPONDED_I DO NOT HOWEVER UNDERSTAND WHY THEY CANNOT SIMPLY OPEN THE BOX_TAKE WHAT DEMURRAGE THEY ARE OWED AND LEAVE THE REST TO US_HOWEVER EVERYTHING IS NEGOTIABLE_LET US HOPE THAT THIS CAN BE RESOLVED_WHO DO YOU THINK JOSÉ MOURINHO SHOULD BUY FOR CHELSEA NEXT SEASON??

- S



Victor Coulibaly

Dear Mikhail Stroganov I received your message. Please do not tell the security company that the real content in the consignment is money.i am afraid that if they discover that it is money,they may decide to fold their company and run away with the money or may use assassins to kill me and claim the money.

Secondly,we cannot tell the security company to open the box and take their demurage charges.we should not ask them to do so inorder not to jeopardise this noble transaction.

There is a very big difference between you people in the western world and we africans.it will be as easy as abc to tell a security company in the western world to open a consignment and take his charges,he will do so without problem.this is quite different here talking about millions of dollars.They will only kill you without trace.

Mr Mikhail,i know that you may be thinking that how can you pay such amount of money without knowing me neither have we met before.Relationship begins in a second.Lots of international business today depends on trust despite the distance.Some people met their wives through the internet and they live a very happy home today.

So my friend,try as much as possible to help by paying this fee to the security company so that they can release the consignment to me according to your instruction.i am in constant communication with the company and they insist that the charges must be paid before they can release the consignment to you. This morning i went and made advance payment of five thousand dollars and they issued a receipt to me.please try to send nine thousand five hundred and fifty dollars to them to complete the total sum of fourteen thousand five hundred and fifty dollars required.Once they release the consignment,there are lots of international banks here where i can deposit the money for onward transfer into any account you nominate.
Try to send me your telephone number and please try to call me.

I promise to discharge my duties effeciently,show good examples worthy of emulation.I sent my photo to you by attachment.Please do send yours also. However, chelsea should not look for any player to buy because the ones with them are still wonderful.We pray for their success.

Your cooperation is highly solicited.

Looking forward to hearing from you
sincerely
Br Victor Coulibaly





Mikhail Stroganov

BARRISTER COOLIBALLY

WHY WOULD THE SECURITY COMPANY FOLD AND TRY TO KILL YOU???_FOR GODS SAKE MAN YOU HAVE BEEN READING TOO MANY SPY THRILLERS_IN ANY CASE SECURITY IS NOT A PROBLEM GIVEN MY EX-KGB CONTACTS_I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THESE CHARGES LET ME TELL YOU BUT WE WILL SEE WHAT PIERRE HAS TO SAY FOR HIS SORRY SELF_I AM IN MANCHESTER THIS WEEKEND AS A GUEST OF MR ABRAMOVICH AT THE FA CUP SEMI-FINAL AND WILL RESPOND TO YOU EARLY NEXT WEEK IF NOT BEFORE_KEEP THE CUSTARD BOILING

- - S



Victor Coulibaly

Dear Mr Strovagov
Compliments
I am surprise to open my box without your mail.
Are you okay ?
Please help me in the name of GOD to retrieve this consignment from the security company so that we all will reap the fruit of our labour.
Your cooperation is highly solicited.
Yours very sincerely
Br Victor Coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

April 23

COOLYBALLY

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???_THINGS ARE PROCEEDING_IT IS YOUR GORMLESS GANG HEADED UP BY PIERRE THAT ARE WASTING TIME HERE

- S



Victor Coulibaly

Dear Mr Mikhail Stroganov
I received your message.
Mr Jean Pierre told me that he cannot release the consignment without the fee completed.Please do anything to assist me here.

However, i sold the only car with me and realised about two thousand five hundred dollars.

You are the only last hope i have now please. Kindly extend my sincere and warmest greetings to our friend Abrahamovic.
Tell him that i am a very strong chelsea fan here in africa and promised to meet him one day so that the chelsea fan club africa will be inaugurated officially here and he will be our special guest including you.

Whenever we retrieve the consignment from the company,i shall invest about one hundred three hundred thousand dollars to modify our CHELSEA FAN CLUB OFFICE HERE.

Please my good friend,do not turn your back on me.Remember how we started and nobody knows about this transaction except both of us.I have sold the only thing i have.

What i said about revealing the content in the consignment to the security company is not to our advantage if they know that it is such huge amount of money for security reason.
Please help my dear.

Save journey.

Yours sincerely

Br.Victor Coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

COOLIBALLY

VERY WELL_I WILL WAIT UNTIL I HEAR FROM PIERRE AND WE WILL TAKE THINGS FURTHER_MEANWHILE LET US HOPE THAT CHELSEA CAN GET OVER THIS WEEKEND'S FA CUP DISAPPOINTMENT AND WIN THE PREMIERSHIP TITLE NEXT WEEKEND

- S



Victor Coulibaly

Dear Mr Stroganov
I received your mail and highly disappointed that you decided to abandon me and never care about this transaction.Mr jean pierre told me time without number that he has written you that he cannot release the consignment on credit.
Why do you want to do this to me.It would have been more better that you tell me openly that you cannot help me than dribbling me.
Once again thank you for our friendly relationship most especially CHELSEA FAN.
Thank you and GOD bless us all.
Goodbye and farewell.

Sincerely

Br.Victor Coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

COOLIBALLY

FOR GODS SAKE MAN WHAT IS THIS??_I HAVE SAID THAT I AM READY TO DEAL WITH PIERRE WHEN HE EMAILS BACK_GOOD GOD COOLYBALLY TELL HIM TO EMAIL ME AND WE WILL DISCUSS PAYMENT_THIS IS NOT CHILD'S PLAY YOU LALLYGAGGING LOON

- S





Good morning.

We received a message from your legal representative(Barrister Victor Coulibaly) that you need informations asregards retrieval of your consignment .

Already we made him to understand that the demurage chargeshas to be completed before the release of yourconsignment.

Our effecient service is a guarantee.

Yours faithfully,

Jean Pierre



Mikhail Stroganov

VERY WELL PIERRE_HAVE IT YOUR WAY AND I WILL SEE THAT YOU GET WHAT IS COMING_HOWEVER I WILL ONLY PAY THIS MONEY FACE TO FACE_PLEASE ARRANGE A SUITABLE HOTEL_THAT MEANS NO EMPLOYEES RIFLING THROUGH MY POCKETS_NO FLIES_AND CLEAN TOWELS_IS THAT CLEAR???

S -



Victor Coulibaly

Dear Mikhail Stroganov I received your message.
Please forgive me if my last mail offends you.

The fact is that all my life depends on the consignment as the whole money with me including property i invested it there.

Meanwhile,i contacted the security company this morning and informed about your mail as to contact them.Ido not know if they have contacted you.

Back to sports,we shall continue to support CHELSEA despite the recent set back.How is abrahomic?

Thank you very much for your kind assistance.

May GOD bless us all.

Sincerely
Br.Victor Coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

April24

BARRISTER COOLIBALLY

THIS BUSINESS IS IMPORTANT FOR BOTH OF US AND WE CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE YOU GOING OFF ON SOME KIND OF TRIBAL TANGENT OR TANTRUM_WE NEED COOL HEADS WHILST THESE MODALITIES ARE BEING COMPLETED_NEGOTIATIONS WITH PIERRE ARE PROCEEDING BUT FOR GODS SAKE COOLIBALLY STAY OFF THE LOCAL BREW AND MODALITIES WILL BE MEMORABLE FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS_AS FOR ROMAN_HE IS VERY DISAPPOINTED AFTER SATURDAY'S PERFORMANCE AND WAS LIKE A RUSSIAN BEAR WITH A SORE HEAD_HE EVEN REFUSED HIS POST-MATCH CUSTOMARY CUSTARD LIQUEURS AND CAVIAR_HOWEVER WHEN I ASSURED HIM THAT THE REALLY IMPORTANT GAME IS THE POTENTIAL CHAMPIONSHIP-WINNING MATCH ON SATURDAY_TO WHICH I AM INVITED AS HIS GUEST_HE CHEERED UP CONSIDERABLY_HE IS A YOUNG MAN WITH PLENTY OF MONEY AND LIKE ME DOES NOT LIKE BEING LET DOWN_LET US HOPE THAT CHELSEA CAN SCRAMBLE OVER THE LINE AND WIN BACK-TO-BACK PREMIERSHIP TITLES_THAT WILL CERTAINLY LIFT HIS AND MY SPIRITS I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT

- - S





Attn: Mikhail Stroganov

We acknowledge the receipt of your message.
As regards hotel reservation,your legal representative canarrange that.
Hope you bear with us.

Yours faithfully,
Jean Pierre



Mikhail Stroganov

INDEED SO MR PIERRE BUT COOLYBALLY SEEMS TO HAVE SOME SORT OF DRINK PROBLEM AS HE THROWS TANTRUMS EVERY TWO MINUTES_HOW THE HELL IS THIS TAWDRY TRANSACTION GOING TO TAKE OFF IF COOLYBALLY KEEPS STORMING OFF???


Victor Coulibaly

Dear Mikhail Stroganov
This morning i went to the security company and was told that you wrote asking for a hotel accomodation and they refered you to me.sincerely speaking the truth is that i am surprise on hearing this.since i am your lawyer here,if you are sincere to yourself why should the security company arrange a hotel for you.

Secondly,from all indication i am beggining to suspect that you take this transaction as childsplay.You cannot call me nor give me your number knowing the amount of money involving.

The truth is that i asked MR JEAN PIERRE to nullify you as the beneficiary.he told me that since a change of consignment is in your favour,its either you issue a power of attorney to me nullify your beneficiary or i go to court and swear affidavits nullifying your status as the beneficiary since i am the only that forwarded your information.

I cannot wait to receive power of attorney from you rather will go to court tomorrow to swear affidavits disassociating you from the transaction and source for a capable hand to conclude this noble transaction with me.

Bye

Barrister Victor Coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

April 25

VICTOR

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????_MR PIERRE IS HAPPY TO CONTINUE MODALITIES_I HAVE NOT VISITED THE THIRD WORLD BEFORE UNLESS YOU COUNT BOUNDS GREEN OR ENDEAVOUR HOUSE IN LONDON_MY REQUEST IS TOTALLY REASONABLE_NOW FOR GODS SAKE VICTOR PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN



Victor Coulibaly

April 26

No longer interested to deal with you
Bye and have a nice time.
Br.Victor Coulibaly



Mikhail Stroganov

COOLIYBALLY

IT IS A SHAME THAT MODALITIES ARE COMING TO THE END_ESPECIALLY AS I AM A FRIEND OF SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS AND HAVE ENJOYED WASTING YOUR TIME AND THE NAIRA IT COSTS TO USE THE INTERNET CAFE IN FESTAC TOWN_I HAVE KNOWN THAT YOU ARE 419 SCUM FROM THE MOMENT YOUR CORRESPONDENCE WITH MARMITE WAS POSTED ON WWW.SCAMORAMA.COM_OURS WILL FOLLOW YOU MORON AND YOUR VILLAGE ELDERS WILL NOW ALSO BE ABLE TO ENJOY YOUR STUPIDITY_NOW GET LOST YOU OBSEQUIOUS ODIOUS ORRIBLE LITTLE MAN

- S



Victor Coulibaly

we all spent money.at least internet does not belong
to you.u pay
old fool.you do not know my real name.coward



Mikhail Stroganov

YOU SPENT MONEY YOU SCABBY S***-FOR-BRAINS_THAT IS THE POINT OR ARE YOU EVEN TOO STUPID TO WORK THAT OUT??_AS FAR AS WE ARE CONCERNED YOUR REAL NAME IS MUGU 419 SCUMBAG_IS THAT CLEAR???_NOW GO AWAY LITTLE BUSHMAN_WE HAVE OTHER MUGUS TO ATTEND TO


Victor Coulibaly

April 27

yeah
this is how it started.i mean the madness that killed your mother.i mean that outcaste that was a taboo in your community.OSU



Mikhail Stroganov

DEAR GOOLYBALLY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR NONSENSICAL E-MAIL_I SUGGEST YOU CONTINUE PIMPING OUT YOUR DISEASED UNDERAGE GOAT WIFE TO THE FESTAC TOWN REGULARS TO TRY TO EARN A FEW NAIRA AS 419 SCAMMING CERTAINLY IS BEYOND YOUR MEAGRE INTELLIGENCE_NOW GET LOST YOU CRETIN



Victor Coulibaly

April 28

yeah
i am sure that the madness that killed your OSU mother is gradually developing on you.it will kill you like AIDS.the south africans call it slow puncture.
do not fail to inform me when your burial comes forth.



Mikhail Stroganov

YOU MUPPET-HEADED MUGU MORON

HOW CAN ANYONE TELL YOU WHEN THEIR FUNERAL IS WHEN THEY ARE DEAD ALREADY_RATHER LIKE YOUR FEW BRAIN CELLS FROM THE LOCAL ROTGUT_TELL ME THOUGH_WHY DOES A CHRONICALLY DENSE MUGU LIKE YOU TRY 419 SCAMMING??_YOU'RE FAR TOO STUPID TO DO IT_WHY NOT TRY SOMETHING MORE ATTUNED TO YOUR TALENTS LIKE SERVICING ALL THE MALE CUSTOMERS AT THE FESTAC TOWN PUBLIC TOILETS???_JUST A THOUGHT THOUGH I'D BE DELIGHTED IF YOU ENDED UP IN JAIL AS A 30 STONE BIKER'S BITCH_IT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR_NOW F*** OFF YOU VILE TURD


[We do not dare inquire how Stroganov comes by his knowledge of Festac Town nightlife. Foreign Office agents endure much to protect the Empire. FYI 1 stone = 14 pounds. ]


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