love means never having to say you're a mugu

Lonslo Tossov of the Foreign Office takes on many guises in the course of his risky work.
Recent assignments include a stint as a cleric in SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO SAYS THAT I AM THE ONE, and an international financier in THIS WILL NOT BE A DRILL.

Cast
Kate Johnson Irish-English-Australian woman marooned in Nigeria, from whence she can only escape if sent buckets of money
versus
Lonslo Tossov Secret agent, undercover as a custard magnate
Yusa SlapaHis assistant

Foreshadowings of scamaliciousness are highlighted for the scam-o-challenged.


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Take a break from espionage!
Rest, relaxation, contemplation
Kate Johnson

The correspondence began, oddly, with an empty email from "Kate".

Date: Thu, 5 Aug 2010 10:25:52 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

(empty)

Yes that exchange was the first as far as I can locate... Its possble she approached me on a social networking site, with just an email and request to become 'friends' of course.

Lonslo Tossov

...which was no obstacle to responding.

Thu, 05 Aug 2010

Hi I'm fine. How are you.
Kate Johnson

Hello, Good to hear back from you,i guess its high time you know a little bit about me,my name is Kate Johnson,i stay in Donegal Ireland before but i stay in London now but i really travel a lot due to the nature of my job,am the only siblings of my family ,my dad passed on few years back and my mum had to relocate to Australia because that was were she was from initially before my dad got married to her and i will have gone to with her but am already working in London but i visit her often in Australia ,i work as a co partner in a computer firm as a website designer and i love to go to the beach with my bikini and love to go to the cinema and watch movies at my leisure time,i guess i have to stop here,am actually searching for a true love,i have not been into relationship in the last 9 months,so i really want someone that will love me for who am i not for what i am,till i hear back from you,have a lovely day.
I am in need of a Man of intelligent and Dignity and i hope one day i will find the qualities i really need in a Man because i don't want to be hurt anymore by any Man........When I went through your profile i found it interesting ok...........so you will need to tell me more about your self ok and i have some few questions for you...

1------------What type of job do you do ??
2----------What do you like in a Lady???
3------------Do you want kids???????
4-----------How do you treat a Lady?
5----------Whats your Past love life like??

Till i hear back from you take good care of your self and stay bless and always stay away from trouble xoxox

N.B,

I just got a message on my desk at my office that we will have to go to Nigeria africa for a job tomorrow me and my boss,we have to go and redesign a website for a telecommunication over there,we have been there sometimes last year,we will use about a week there i guess.......But that does not mean that i wont be able to write you ok.Just want you to know my movement thats all......Till i hear back from you have a great day...

Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Aug. 5

Hello

Well I must admit that I am surprised to hear back from you. It has been a while since romance has crossed my path. But at 56, I suspect I might be too old for you?

In regards to your questions I am the director of modestly successful finance company, head office in South Africa. We are much known for our charitable dispersements towards native indigents.

In a lady I like respectful manner, modesty and charm. Also a good head for figures to help out around the office now and again would be useful. My late wife Agatha was a godsend in that respect.

As for children, well I would have to consider both my age and that of any prospective partner. But there is no doubt of the excellent climate and opportunities for growth in Smegaroon province, where my principal residence is when not in London.

As for treating a lady, well I have never had any complaints in that department. Agatha quite took to the long golfing mornings I regularly enjoy as well as the comaraderies formed between wives at the odd international sales conference.

My past love life is really encapsulated in the memory of Agatha, who sadly passed away after an accident out on the links a couple of years ago, hit by a caddy car while laying out a picnic in the rough. As I cradled her battered face during those long, last moments, she made me promise to carry on and make the best of the years I have left, but this is something I have found hard to do. But happiness always springs from the most unexpected places.

Incidentally, I attach a picture of myself in case you would find it of interest. Do you have one?

I do hope we chat again sometime,

kind regards
Lonslo

Tossov: The picture is of the late Cyril Smith, a well known UK MP and lager than life parliamentary character.

Scamorama: Was "lager than life" a deliberate slip?

Tossov: I HAVE NO TIME TO CHECK EVERY PETTY TYPO THAT LEAVES THIS BUSY OFFICE_I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT -- T

Kate Johnson

Here begins the foreshadowing.

Date: Fri, 6 Aug 2010
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: HELLO

Hello ,
How are you and work,hope all is well with you ? its my very great pleasure to hear back from you. I want you to know first before anything that i am a very God fearing christian but i don't criticize other people's or religion and i have tried as much as possible never to allow my relationship with God to affect my romance life in any way whatsoever.
I am sure that God willing if we will meet at all, This are some other things i still think you need to know about me.
For me,i like going to beaches in my Bikini,movies shows,musical concerts and sometime go for dinner and taste a little coffee or wine from a small window and attend church services. i am also the kind of woman that will be waiting at your door whenever you are back either from work or anywhere, and i also love cuddling on the couch with the man i love watching TV.
i want you to know that when i am set ,am set and nothing can change me so i don't beat about the bush i allow my feelings and mind to be known fast,because it very awful when someone hurt another good feelings.
My name is Kate Johnson,i was born in the year 1980 which means am 29 yrs old this very yr.
don't be surprise that i am very far away Africa at the moment, tho its not fun but i have come and there is nothing i could do about it but i don't think i will ever want to come again.I came to design a website for a company here in Nigeria,i am in Nigeria right now i am coming back to London anytime from now, I dont know if u care to meet me in person all in the hands of God tho.
I am single since i had caught my X red handed in my room sleeping with my best friend this was shortly before i met God but it was this bad experience that brought me closer to God and since then he has not fail me.. he helped me to erase the path we took to meet in my life i mean my X and my friend.

Now,i looking for a new love,relationship (Mr Right) thats the reason you saw my profile on the dating site it was exactly this site that my friend who we attend church together met her husband and thank God they are now happily married.
But the kind of man am looking for must be very well
responsible,honest,caring,
lovely,open minded.
As for the type of companion I desire. It is rather simple. Race, ethnicity,religious believe and physical appearance in general is not problem. My interest is in a good personality and sense of humor for I need someone to lift my spirits. I generally prefer men in the age range of 30-70 because i believe age its just a number, but am open to any depending upon them i will love to share the intimate side of myself with someone willing to do the same. I hope to find a man that I could possibly have a new life and beginning with when i get back. Am still single Still searching for a man who will make me happy till the end of my life and the man i can spend the rest of my life with. Hope to hear from you soonest take good care fo yourself.

Kate
Lonslo Tossov

Subject: to Katherine Johnson
Date: August 6, 2010 1:55:34 PM

Dear Kate (if I may be so bold)

I am somewhat flattered that you have written back to me so quickly, and with so much honest affection already showing in your words. For a long while I thought my inelegant picture would prove off-putting, and you would write no more or, worse, tell me that the initial contact was a mistake.. Even though we have spoken only a couple of times, such a sudden spurning would surely throw a shadow even over a businessman's heart. So much so, in fact, that with this possibility in hand I managed only a couple of listless interjections during the board meeting today and had to quite pull myself together. Call an old man foolish day-dreaming so, but there you have it, I must be honest. And now to see your image open before me on my laptop. I am almost beyond words.

I have read your message about religion with interest, being a steadfast member of the Mbalonga Baptist community here. Indeed, the collection plate is rarely out of my hands. I too have respect for all creeds. So there is no need to worry my dear. I am a god-fearing man with high principals.

incidentally I was charmed to hear of your bikini and your love of the beach. Do you have a picture perhaps? I would love to see. Although I am too old now for much swimming at length I still enjoy an occasional paddle myself on the Smegaroon Delta in the evenings. There is something very civilising and relaxing after a long day in the office, spent thrashing out the fine detail of corporate finance, to then go stand at the sea's edge and be handed a cool G & T on a tray by my PA.

Anyway I fear I run away with myself like an old fool once again. Write again soon, I am sure we have lots to talk about.

Warmest regards

Lonslo

Kate Johnson

"Kate" is probably a guy in an internet cafe and not someone we want to see in a bikini anyway.

Date: Sat, 7 Aug 2010
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Hello

Hello dear,
How are you doing today and I am so happy to read back from you!!!Anytime I read from you I feel so great and good because I always like to read your mail and I really can't wait to meet you and as for myself in a bikini I don't have the picture for now but when I get back home I will surely take a picture and send to you.
I am so bored and lonely and tired of this place my dear,I hope you are doing good and taking good care of your self for me?I want to quickly take a cold shower and when I am back I will write to you !!!!miss you so much and always remember that I really care a lot
Hugs&Kisses
Kate
Lonslo Tossov

Date: August 8, 2010

Hello Kate

I am pleased to return to my office after a tiring day on the links to find not one but two messages from my new special friend!

Yes my dear, I will be delighted to see more pictures of you when you time to send. I have some others too, but alas these last years have produced few photos of real relaxation and pleasure from a busy life. This widower's life has not been easy. Just records of the same old round of business conferences, bank meetings and the ribbon cutting at the opening of Smegaroon Shopping Plaza last spring. A fine occasion but hollow, I realise now, without a good woman at my side.

But enough of this introspection. Standing here all sweaty in my plus fours is not ideal, even though I rushed to reply. I too need to freshen up some, and am just off to the executive washroom. I will reply to your longer message when I am in a fit state x

Lonslo
Kate Johnson

Date: Sat, 7 Aug 2010
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Missing you

Dear,
Thanks for getting back to me,How are you and work? i hope everything is going on fine with you? i am alright here , i have concluded all i have come here to africa to do and i should be at home in the next few days or something.My boss that brought me here told me that he will have to go get some business settled in UK and that i should wait for him so when he comes back he will just go to the company we worked for here and have our entitlement then we will be on the plane home. I am not even sure of what you want from me now and how do you think we will meet when i get back home, i want you to know that its not as if i am in a hurry to get married now but that very day i read your profile, my instinct agreed with me to get to you and i did because i believe that God always lead me right. I am planning to quit this website designing job when i get back home in fact thats one of the reason my boss went to UK to find another fellow that will work for him in his new job in south africa. but i decided to quit because of two reasons ....

1, it gives me no chance to get closer to God as i ever wanted.

2, it has been my dream to settle down and have my own family healthy and happy in love. And i am sure that if i continue to do this, i may ever not be chanced to get my self settled. so i am planning to established a beauty salon for ladies when i get back from the little money i realize from this trip. I am a professional hair stylist for ladies and i also know more about costuming so i am sure i am going to excel in that field. i am just praying to God to lead me right to the best location.
When you will reply my mail, i want you to tell me more about your family background because my dad always tell me before he died that 'its one thing to have a good wife and its another thing to have bad in laws' and that its the good in laws he's got with my mum's family that helped them most in there marriage.
Have you date anyone on the internet before and if yes how does it feel when you meet the person?
You should be able to ask me any question you think you wanna know about me and i will answer you with all sincerity.
I better run now and have my daily workout. Till i hear from you again, stay safe and blessed. Bye for now.
Yours,
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: Sunday, 8 August, 2010

Dear Kate

What a great pleasure it is to find someone with such a loving and honest nature as yourself. I must admit, during the long lonely hours at the helm of a commercial enterprise, just knowing I have found a friendly and giving person has lightened the burden of responsibility. I don't know if I have mentioned it, but I am in charge of a large South African financial company, its CEO in fact. A rewarding role in many ways, but it can be lonely. My late wife of course helped with some of the toil, but since her death through accident, I have been alone. Yes, alone in the dark-panelled boardroom here, with nothing but a thrice-weekly expedition to the golf course and the Glenfiddich or Gordons to assuage the emptiness of it all. Since you came into my life I have taken stock of my life and have found it lacking. A sadness has fallen upon me, so much so that I can hardly bring myself to bark out orders in the dealing room anymore.

You ask about my background. Well, I have told about Agatha, left dead on that course in such horrific circumstances a few years back - an event which put me off the game for months. We had no children, My parents are dead. My family hail from Mbalonga, from good farming stock, with a thread of Boer blood. A proud heritage.

I have not practised internet dating before, indeed it has never crossed my mind. I am somewhat conservative in nature, and these new-fangled ways of meeting someone I am unused to. I still, in my heart of hearts, harken back to the slower methods of ball rooms and barn dances, country-club introductions and, yes perhaps, feet touching under the table at business clubs. But perhaps I am too old fashioned.

But tell me more about yourself. What are your dreams, your fancies? What lead a young woman like yourself, one bright and intelligent I may suggest, to contact an old disconsolate widower with just too much too time to brood?

I am greatly reassured with your godliness by the way. There are too many bad people in this world.

Write soon x

Warm regards

Lonnie
Kate Johnson

Date: Sun, 8 Aug 2010
Subject: miss you my dear

Hello Dear,
Good to read back from you and like i told you in my previous email to you,ever since i met you my life has changed for good and i always thanking God for given you me,i really dont bother about the age,all i know is that age is just number and what really matters is the heart and the love that we have for each other and i am promising you that i will never hurt you and i will sincere to you with all my heart and no matter what happens i will always be there for you and you will never regret meeting me my dear...................I am so bored down here and loney still cant get through to my boss and i am begining to be scared my dear,but i pray that all will be well with me,i will update you later as i am feeling and doing here ok,hyave a great day my dear.miss you so much and always remember that i really care a lot
hugs
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Subject: To Kate
Date: August 9, 2010

Dear Kate

It seems but a short while ago that we first came across each other, but I find myself looking for your messages with a secret smile. It's funny how these things work out isn't it?

Today I am hard at work with other people on a new financial project - the Pacquet de Cheerios Dam. I shan't bore you with the details but it is a serial investment project that involves a lot of meetings, negotiating and corporate to-ing and fro-ing. I will be very busy throughout. But here I have a confession. I have printed out your photos and have squeezed them in between the leaves of my blotter. So now, during the slow tedium of boardroom business, I can look down upon your face and think on our new friendship and the sort of person I know you are. A foolish man's weakness perhaps, but one I hope I will be excused for.

I am sorry to hear about your problems with your boss. If he worked for me I can assure you things would be sorted by now.

So tell me more about your week. What do you have planned? A trip to the theatre or cinema perhaps? Shopping? A return to the beach, perhaps in that delectable bikini of yours? I wonder. I am mainly stuck in doors this week, as I have said my dear. No time for a paddle. What a shame. There's nothing like the trousers rolled up and toes scrunching up the sand, ice cream cone in hand. But a top businessman must resist such simple pleasures in favour of enterprise and profit. The shareholders would never stand for it.

But I must go, I have a conference call from Smegaroon coming in.

Write soon,

Lonnie
Kate Johnson

Here we go...

Date: Mon, 9 Aug 2010
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: I AM SO SAD MY DEAR

Hello love,
Thanks for getting back to me in time i really understand everything's you are talking about and thanks for your reply in time i am very sad here in Nigeria right now and i am really crying all because i have not see my promoter since all this days and i didnt hear anythings from him also and i don't have any food stuff anymore and also i dont have any money with me that i can use to get another food stuff cos this morning there is nothings i am going to eat.

Well for me since we have know much things about each other and we match our self and we are looking for the samething in life i think we should call it New Relationship and i believe it will lead us to a very good place.

In life, we receive a wonderful opportunity, and that is to love. Love comes in many forms. You love people in different ways and for different reasons, depending upon how they have touched your life. Love is a very powerful word and can describe a multitude of feelings, but its main context carries the same meaning.

So,I want to tell you that the love I have for my man is undying.hmm oh u are my new man now i guess? coz i think i have know much more about you now but still need to meet each other,for me my love is a love that is strong and enduring and will stand the test of time. I truly feel blessed that you have become a part of my life and I cannot wait for the day that we can join our lives together. I want to lie next to you at night and fall asleep in your arms, only to wake to your beautiful smile. I want to share in your joys and sorrows. I want to be your everything. You are everything to me.coz every time i read from you it makes me feel a'm already in love with you but the only thing left is that we need to meet and start from there.
You are everything I do. You see and bring out the best in me. coz i never thought i could be telling a man or emailing a man i never met about my feelings or things about me but u bring out the best in me and make me believe in this online thing and now a'm giving you a try and You are the one I want to share everything with - my thoughts, hopes and dreams. Thinking of you makes my heart feel full. You are such a source of inspiration for me. I will forever be indebted to you for all you have brought to my life. So, to repay you, I promise you my heart and all the love in it for the rest of my life....
Sitting here and thinking back as to how you have made my life so much better, I could never begin to tell you what your love means to me. You have shown me countless times how you care and how you believe in me, how you have given me the strength to give up something that has had a hold of my life for a very long time, without you I don't think I could be following my dreams, much less having someone like you standing beside me.

I know I tell you all the time how amazing you are, and Sweet, you ARE! You're an incredible Man; there is nothing I believe you can't do. The way you make me feel is like nothing I've ever felt before. I know I'm a very impatient person and I'm trying like hell to do the right thing, but the more time I spend with you and the more time we talk and do things together makes me realize that this is our life's plan, this is how our path of forever is suppose to happen, and sometimes I know it's hard for us to deal with but in the end, we'll be stronger and able to handle just about anything that comes our way ... we got through the hard part, Sweet, now all we have is the downhill side.

You have brought out a part in me that I put away a long time ago and thought I'd never be able to find again. You make everything so simple and easy for me to let go and with you in my life I don't need to hide that part of me anymore. What you make me feel for you is nothing short of the ultimate happiness. You are in my thoughts, my dreams, my desires, but most of all my heart!

Always Care
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: August 10, 2010

Dear Kate

Another day and another message to open from you. I am so happy. I am beginning to realise how empty was my life before we started this recent chat and friendship. Endless rounds of financial meetings, overseas conferences, signing off accounts and ordering whisky & sodas in the clubroom were beginning to take their toll. Perhaps the loss of my wife, and the enforced emotional solitude it brought, made things worse for an already busy, very driven and commercially-committed person. It is always lonely at the top to be sure, even with the support of my colleagues and manservants. But there was always something missing, something that even the annual gruffalo hunt we sponsor here, and the communal BBQ enjoyed with the beater boys and runners after it, was unable to assuage.

Thank you for your lovely long message. I have read it over a few times, on each occasion with a smile on my lips I can assure you of that. Once or twice I even gazed upon you picture, snug in my blotter and sighed like a schoolgirl, I admit it. Even though I know that you say you are sad, at least we have each other. Even though you lack money, we are rich in our new found affection. And, even though a good distance apart, our friendship blossoms. It brings forth a new spring in my step each day (after parking the Rolls), with the certainty of a shared trust and affection together. Yes, a New Relationship indeed as you say, one which I have to rub my eyes to believe anew each day.

I must admit your reference to being in my arms at night has made me think. A subject I have hesitated to think on too much or mention it, lest it bring a maidenly blush to your cheeks. And it has been so long since I have lain with a female, conquered a boudoir. I must admit it, until recently my desire has been for stock price trends, my lust for take overs and my excitement over market share. Contemplating otherwise, and reading your girlish fantasy, makes me feel young again - if at the same time nervous. I wonder: would I ever be the man you hope and dream for?

Write again soon my sweet,

Lonnie x
Kate Johnson

Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2010
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Darling i miss you so much

Hello,
How are you doing today and I am so happy to read back from you my dear and I hope that all your meetings was good and great my dear?I really can't wait to meet you my dear because everyday I think about you I feel so great and happy that I meet you my dear!!!!!!
You are the joy of my heart my dear and I will always love you more everyday as the day passes by my angel!!!!!Hope you are taking good care of yourself for me because I will always take good care of you when ever I am with you my darling and I always want you to have it in mind that I will always love you from the bottom of my heart always and I will not hurt you my dear
Darling like I told you in my previous messages to you my dear that my boss is no where to be found and I am kind of stucked down here and I really need assistance asap because I don't want to die here and they are not friendly in this hotel at all my dear and you are the only one I have my dear,so I will really need your assistance asap my dear because I have not eating and I need to eat and get out of this place and at the same time pay them the outstanding bills cos I need to get out of this place my dear because I am scared already my dear and I don't have anybody to turn too apart from you my dear!!!!!!Till I hear back from you my dear with a positive answer ,have a good and great day my dear,miss you so much my dear and always remember that I care so much
Much Love
Kate

This is the same type of '419' scam as the email you may have received, supposedly from a friend, who was mugged while overseas and needs money to get home. That kind of mail is typically sent from a compromised account, to everyone in the account owner's contact list.

Lonslo Tossov

Date: August 11, 2010

Dear Kate

I must admit that I am looking forward to coming to work each day with greater enthusiasm than perhaps for sometime. Not since the Custard Loans affair of a few years back has my office life been so full of passion and excitement at what each day brings. Your emails are a wellspring of romance for this old commercial dog, who feels as bouncy as a puppy at heart these days, and I am grateful for your continued interest in me.

Thank you for your concern over my health. To be honest I do feel a little the worse for wear today. Yesterday I left the office in high spirits and managed a good 13 holes at Smegaroon National before the monsoon rains started down. I was soaked of course, but still managed a good par before abandoning matters for the club house and the traditional sing song round the fire. My caddy Miracsky was less fortunate but once he had been retrieved from the quagmire that was bunker no 4 he too became reasonably cheerful.

I must say that the problems you are having with your boss seem terrible. Is there no way he can be contacted? The bounder ought to be horsewhipped for leaving such a sweetheart as yourself alone, and at the mercy of things too. I am not sure what I can do by way of assistance being so far away. If he is a member of the local fiduciary council then perhaps some pressure could be applied, but I doubt it. I hope he has not left his employee in too much of a lurch, it would be terrible to think of you at the mercy of debts and worry. I am greatly worried I must admit.

As I write this I could not help but have my blotter open so that I can gazing lovingly once again upon your face, and even caught myself sighing like a schoolboy. So much so that my financial secretary thought I had discovered a discrepancy in the accounts. It really cheers me up and makes this grey day a little bit more bearable. If you have that bikini one ready some time soon I would really love to see it. I do have one taken in my plus fours I can send by way of return, but it is not the best shot as the sand is flying everywhere from the shot to the green I was taking and there are a couple of native heads in the way.

Fondest regards

Lonnie

Kate Johnson

Date: Wed, 11 Aug 2010
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Darling I am so sad,scared,lonely and i need your assistance

Hello Dear,
I am more than happy to read a mail from you back because you are the only one that always make me happy my dear and ever since I met you !!you are always making me happy and even when I am in a big problem here when ever I read from you I am always happy my dear and I am so happy that yesterday was so good for you and one thing I have to tell you my dear is that I don't really like the habit of you playing golf in the rain my dear!!you know that your health is more important to me and if you start playing golf in the rain and when cold start who is going to cuddle you and take good care of you my love so please just always try your best to run away from the rain my love!!!!!!!!
My dear as for my boss I don't think we could track him and let me just tell you now what I think actually happened my dear!!Before he left he was demanding for sex from me and I said I am not intrested and later he just said that he wanted to go and sort out some businesses in the Uk and when he is back we will get back home together not knowing that he had the plans of leaving me here all alone in this strange land my dear and they are really maltreating me here my dear and really treating me like a slave and I have been crying since yesterday and I you just have to save my soul from the deadly zone my dear because you are the only one I have in my life my dear
Dearie you said the is no way you could help me because its too far away but I just made inquiries from the hotel manager and I was been told that you could send me some funds via western union my dear and I will get the funds immediately here and I sort them with the outstanding bills and get out of this place so that I can come and meet you my dear because you are the only one that can save my soul here my dear,so please my dear get back to me so that I can provide you with my informations that you will use to send me the funds my dear?!!!!I miss so much and I can't wait to see you and have you in my hands and give you wet kisses my dear!!Till I hear back from you always remember that I really care a lot for you my dear and please act fast before something bad happen to me here,thank you and God bless you my dear
Lots of love
Kate

Yusa Slapa

Date: August 11, 2010
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Hello

Mr Tossov has unfortunately gone home as he is feeling unwell this afternoon. I am his secretary, and will be monitoring his business mail and intray during his absence which might be a couple of days. Is this something that can await his return?

Yusa Slapa

pp Lonslo Tossov CEO
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
Via Costeira - Natal
Phone/Fax: +55 (84) 202.1300
http://www.freewebs.com/tossovinvestments

Kate Johnson

Date: Thu, 12 Aug 2010 06:09:25 +0000

Hello, Good day to you secretary,I hope he is feeling better now?and how soon is he getting back to work?thank you
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: August 12, 2010 5:22:44 AM PDT

Hello Katherine

He has caught a slight chill, from the bad weather during his golf session the other day I imagine, but ought to be back soon. I left him today quite comfortable in bed with a glass of Glenfiddich and a copy of Golfing Today.

He send his best wishes.

Is there any message for him?

Yusa Slapa
Kate Johnson

Date: Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:44:45 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Missing you and Get well soon

Hello,
Good to hear back from you and I hope he is getting better today and he knows what I want from him but I am just feeling bad that he is not feeling fine at the moment and me myself is just in a sad mood here because I am so scared and I don't want to die here and please just help me take good care of him for me and get back to me asap!!!His health is the most important thing to me at the moment because I can't afford to loose him and I will always pray for him to get better soon and I can still get on here and wait for him to get better and please like I said earlier on please help me take good care of him because that's my concern for now and he is my life at the moment!!!!!!Till I hear back from you have a great and nice day
Kate

Kate Johnson

Date: Sun, 15 Aug 2010 10:06:55 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Miss you so much

Hello darling,
How are you doing today and I have been so down since when I heard that you,ve gotten cold and I have not been my self and I hope you are feeling much better now ?because I am so sad that I can't read mails from you directly my dear and I hope that when you replying my mail it will be you writing back to me because I have missed you so much and I can't wait to have you in my arms and cuddle you my dear!!!!!!!!Make sure you take good care of yourself my dear because you are my joy,life and everything so I can't afford to loose you my dear and always rememember that I really care a bout you my dear!!!!have a lovely day and please stay away from trouble and stress ok!!!!!
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: August 15, 2010 6:31:33 AM PDT

Hello dear Katherine

Well, sweetheart, I am out of my sick bed and have struggled back to the office for some essential catch up today although the doctor says that my usual round on the green is not to be expected. To be honest, I am still a bit under the weather and so that was probably not on the cards. I had my clubs brought out polished by a native this morning just in case but I am still a little too weak.

I must admit I have been thinking of you a lot, My secretary Ms Slapa printed out and gave me your last couple of messages, very kindly tucking them under my regular copy of The Smegaroon Times with all the other bits and pieces from the office. What a pleasure to know that you write to me, and with such genuine love in you heart! Each time I read your messages (which was several, I will admit) I knew exactly what sort of person you are and wanted to tell you so right to your face, and to hold you so..

I hope to be back in the office properly next week, and hope we can chat some more then. In the meantime tell me more of what you have been getting up to. Have you been to any dances or BBQs? Perhaps a goat roast? I am sure you have plenty of admirers there. Tell me all and I will try not to be too jealous.

But enough of this; I have just a few more reports to go through here, and then I will get the chauffeur to take me back home. I am little tired still. Write soon!

Lonnie xx

Kate Johnson

Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 00:38:10 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: So Sad

Hello love,
How are you doing today and I am so happy that you are back and you are in good health good state of mind and as for me I am so sad and I can't write much!!All I need now my love is your assistance or else something bad will happen to me here,I need your help and assistance my dear,so let me know how when you want to help me out my love and I have told you that you can only render the help by you sending some funds to me over here via western union and I will get the funds and sort what I need to be sorted out and get out of this place!!please get back to me asap so that I can give you the details you need to send me the funds my love!!liss yopu so much
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: August 18, 2010 4:11:22 AM PDT

Dearest Katherine

I had hoped you would be a bit better today, but your letter has made me fear for the worst. Are things really as bad as you say? I hope not. I must admit the idea of sending you a little something to keep body and soul together had occured to me, but I hesitate. Suppose those dastardly enough to do you wrong in your life have access to money transfer and stole what I sent? That would be terrible. I would not be able to sleep without knowing that anything I sent was going straight to my beloved and was proving enough to pay for food, accomodation, face daub and change of knickers, so on. What a responsibility to throw upon myself! I feel very nervous at the thought. You would think I had let you down terribly.

I do hope you feel a little more optimistic today. Here it is lovely weather and I might take a stroll past the gruffalo sheds and see the milking.

affectionately yours

Lonnie xx
Kate Johnson

Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:40:53 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Miss you so much and please act fast my dear

Hello love
I am so happy to read back from you and also good that you are really concern about me my love!!!my dear my condition here is critical but once you send me the money that I need to sort out things here will be on the next plane back home and you have to be rest assured that when you send me money it will get to me directly because I will provide my informations that you will send the money to and will be the one to go and cash it and pay up all my debts and I can get out of this place my love,my love i have sold all my valuables here and I still can't meet up and all I need to get of this place is $750 my dear!!!!I have to pay for the hotel bills,internet services that I have been using and at the same time my feeding bills and the rest to get a cab for myself to the airport and get on the next plane home my love
My dear I will be very grateful if you can send me the money today so that I can get out of this place my dear,I really miss you so much and I can't wait to be with you my honey,you have been my joy and everything to me and this are the information that you need to send me the money today my love....

Name=========Kate Johnson
Address ===16 KUTO ROAD ABEOUKUTA
CITY===ABEOKUTA
STATE--OGUN- STATE
COUNTRY --Nigeria
ZIP CODE==23439
AMOUNT SENT
SENDERS FIRST NAME
SENDERS LAST NAME
SENDER,S ADDRESS
TEST QUESTION
TEST ANSWER
MTCN NUMBER

Thanks and i will really appreciate if you can help me out my love and please just kindly help me out and save my soul from this place and my dear I really miss you so much and I will always love you forever my dear ..till i hear back from you have a good day my dear
Hugs&Kisses
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: August 19, 2010 9:41:03 AM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Dear Kathrine,

I'm just back from the Smegaroon Business Centre after a hectic round of meetings, and naturally wanted to reply to my sweetheart as soon as possible. Even during today, amidst the dryest presentation, my mind wondered and I thought of you, with all your troubles. Although reasonably well off now, I know full well what it is like being without the adequacies to sustain oneself. I remember when I first arrived here, some 30-odd years ago, it was with barely 50 dorks in my pocket and just one big idea - to corner the custard commodity market. From this small seed, and through constant determination and grit, grew the foundation of a business which today flourishes and has over 200 employees, and which had added to the well being of many.

Now my dear, the $750 you mention. I am not sure Western Union is the best way to send it, as previously I mentioned. Anyone might intercept the funds, leaving you as badly off as you are present. Cannot another way be found? Or, if it came to it perhaps one of my more trusted representatives can locate you and press some dollars into your hand personally? Just an idea, you understand.

I hope you are bearing up well today. My recent sickness and weakness has almost gone entirely and I was able to do my morning jog round the car park this morning, even outstripping the towel- bearing native accompanying me at one or two point.

But write soon, I do fret about you and how you are getting on. Do you have a tribal elder you can call upon?

Lonnie xx
Kate Johnson

Date: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:10:35 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: I need it asap

Hello love,
I am so good to hear back from you and I must confess to you that my heart belongs to you all the time and just help me send the funds and I am telling you that nobody will intercept the money !!!I will be the one to get it my self once you send me the necessary informations you need o send my love I will get the money here!!!Please help me send the money now so that I can get out of this place just follow the the information I sent to you my love please and I will be out of this place my love!!I believe that your next mail to me will be the informations I requested from you so that I will just get to the next western union outlet to get the money and find my way out my love!!Please do asap I need to get out of this place!!I love you and miss you so much my angel,expecting the details my love and be rest assured that I will get the money here my angel,please send the money today so that I can't leave this place my angel,thankk you and God bless!!!!!miss you so much my sweetheart
Love
Kate

Yusa Slapa

Subject: To Kathrine Johnson
Date: August 21, 2010 7:51:18 AM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Hello Ms Johnson

Mr Tossov is not in the office today. He is visiting our Merkin Town branch. Can I be of any assistance? I am his secretary.

He showed me your picture the other day and seemed very happy.

Yusa Slapa

Kate Johnson

Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2010 10:48:01 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Hello

Darling,
How are you doing today and how come I have heard from you in a while? I hope all is well with you and I miss you so much and please I need you now more than anything and please just get back to me asap because I am not happy at all
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: August 24, 2010 4:13:52 AM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Dear Katherine

I am very sorry, my dearest, that I have been unable to write easily before now. To be frank I have had little time to do much at all lately, except attend to sudden business in hand. In confidence I can tell you there has been a leak at the custard plant up river and we came close to proper disaster. As it is one of our principal investments, you can imagine our concern. Also there has been a very unfortunate death, as a native got caught in the release, a ghastly way to go. That's a pretty unpleasant sight to see, I can assure you of that.

As a result I have been pretty busy these last few days, working on compensation for those concerned and liaising with health & safety etc etc. It has all rather drained me, and left barely any time for a round at the links, let alone writing to my darling. But here I am, temporarily at least, back at the office, able to snatch a few moments. Yusa Slapa told me you had been asking after me, and for that I am grateful. I am sorry to hear that you are still in hardship. Is there really no chance of things improving?

I have been thinking of you, even while helping with the clean up that the problem has entailed. It was slow work, but it seemed I could see you face in every shovelful.

Anyway, write soon my sweet, and tell me how you are, let me know you are facing better fortune.

Lonnie xxx

Kate Johnson

Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:03:27 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: So Sad

Hello darling,
I am so happy to read back from you and at the same time my dear I am so sad because I am just stucked down here and if care is not taken I won't be able to write to you again just because the hotel management is ready to deny me access to the internet because I am oweing the a lot of money and me still using the internet the money is compiling again anf I just need you to help me out now so that I can het out of this place my love because I don't want to die here my love!!!!!so please do something fast if you really love me dear and you have the details you need to send me the money my dear!!!!please I need you now more that ever my dear,I am just so down here please do something fast because I am scared already just because I am been treated like a slave here my love!!plsease I need you,I have to leave mow so will be awaiting the details so that I can get the money down here my angel,!!!Miss you so much my love
Hugs and kisses
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: August 24, 2010 8:01:35 AM PDT

Dear Kathrine

Just a quick note before I head off back to the custard mine. Its possible I might be able to send you a little something, what would be the safest way? Whereabout are you exactly, its possible I could have someone drop off a few dollars.

Lonnie xxx
Kate Johnson

Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:27:57 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Send money via western Union my love

Hello Darling,
I am so happy to read back from you and this are all the informations you need to send me the money my dear and the safest way to send me the money is via western union my love,thank you so much....

Name=========Kate Johnson
Address ===16 KUTO ROAD ABEOUKUTA
CITY===ABEOKUTA
STATE--OGUN- STATE
COUNTRY --Nigeria
ZIP CODE==23439
AMOUNT SENT
SENDERS FIRST NAME
SENDERS LAST NAME
SENDER,S ADDRESS
TEST QUESTION
TEST ANSWER
MTCN NUMBER

Thanks and i will really appreciate if you can help me out my love and please just kindly help me out and save my soul from this place and my dear I really miss you so much and I will always love you forever my dear ..till i hear back from you have a good day my dear
Hugs&Kisses
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Wednesday, 25 August, 2010, 10:11

Hi my love

It will be easier to send some dorks our local currency, as the exchange rate is better and I can easily get some out of the petty cash for the purpose. I do hope I will not be too late to help you in this crisis. I would hate to think of your alternatives: traipsing up and down tarpaulin alley, hawking yourself about like a floozie perhaps.

Anyway, how soon shall I send? It will take a day or so to organise.

Lonnie xxx

The dork-dollar exchange rate has remained more or less steady at about 1 to 2.5 for the past year, Smegaroon being largely unaffected by the economic doldrums troubling other nations.

Kate Johnson

Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2010 12:02:28 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Hello love,
Please when you replying me with the information that you used in sending me the money please let me know what country you are sending the money from my love,thank you and God bless
Kate

Yusa Slapa

Date: August 25, 2010 1:37:23 PM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Dear Ms Johnson

Mr Tossov has been detained by the custard but has asked me to send you some dorks. Kindly confirm your bank details and I will process the transfer straight away. It will come from this office, SA based.

Yusa Slapa

pp Lonslo Tossov CEO
Kate Johnson

Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:53:13 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: details you need to send the money via western union

Hello,
This are the information you need to send the money through western union

Name=========Kate Johnson
Address ===16 KUTO ROAD ABEOUKUTA
CITY===ABEOKUTA
STATE--OGUN- STATE
COUNTRY --Nigeria
ZIP CODE==23439
AMOUNT SENT
SENDERS FIRST NAME
SENDERS LAST NAME
SENDER,S ADDRESS
TEST QUESTION
TEST ANSWER
MTCN NUMBER

Thank you so much

Kate
Yusa Slapa

Date: August 27, 2010 7:30:24 AM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Hello Mrs Johnson

Apologies for the delay but things have been busy here as you know. Mr Tossov has asked me to confirm the following:

Amount sent: 2,451 dorks (2,451DK)
Senders first name: Yusa
Senders surname : Slapa
Senders address: (as below)
Country: SA
Test question: Who is my father today?
Test answer: Hugh Janus
MTCN Number: 4196947321

Please confirm receipt as I have not done this sort of transfer before.

Regards

Yusa
pp Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank
123 Via Costeira - Natal
Phone/Fax: +55 (84) 202.1300
http://www.freewebs.com/tossovinvestments

Kate Johnson

Wasted trips : 1

Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:35:41 +0000

Hello,
Good morning darling..

I got to the bank this morning,and the funds was not there to pick up the funds.Please email to me where you have sent the funds and which country did you send too.

If there is any mistake please correct this mistakes by going back to the western union out let you have sent the funds from....And correct the details which is senders country and receivers country which should be NIGERIA.

Urgently darling
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: August 31, 2010 5:51:43 AM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Hello Kathrine

It is so good to hear from you again after being away from the office for so long. This damn custard business has been a real nuisance, I can assure you, and may lead to disciplinary action here. Some will be getting their just deserts, that's for sure.

However I am sure you do not wish to hear about my problems with so many of your own. I know that Yusa Slappa has been looking after you during my absence and that some dorks have been processed to your benefit. Please check again that nothing has arrived. If so, then I will have to look at it again and see what can be done.

Here I am, sighing like a love-drunk schoolboy over your photo while I write. But I cannot help my feelings, which are as strong towards you as they are towards custard commodity brokerage. My dearest, dare I ask: do you have any more photographs for me? The current ones are fine but I long to see more of you: your lovely smiling face again, or inside your tent perhaps, your local swami, or some scenes of jungle life? Do see what can be spared and make this old, modestly successful business man even happier.

Write soon my precious one!

Lonnie xxx

Kate Johnson

Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:27:24 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Welcome back my darling

Hello,
I am so happy to read from you and I hope all is well with you over there my love?I am just like nobody here my love and please I need you as soon as possible to send me the money because when I got to the bank I was just embarassed just because yusa gave me wrong details and I wan been told in the bank that there was no match found with the details he gave me ,so please my dear help me send the funds now and send me the perfect details so that I can get the money here my love and please,you have all the details that you need to send the money via western union money transfer my love and please act fast on it and when u replying please reply me with the details so that I can get the money my love because I am just so sad down here my angel!!!!!
I don't really have any more pictures here my love except I get out of this dry and deadly zone ok,I really miss you so much and I can't wait to see you and be with you my love!!!!!Miss you so much baby,take good care of your self for me and please go and send the funds now pls so that I can get out of this place my dear,thank you so much,I love you with all my heart
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: August 31, 2010 11:36:41 AM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Hello my precious sweetheart, a great big kissy wissy to you x

I have spoken to Yusa Slapa since your last mail and now I think we have it sorted.

The new details are as follows:

Senders name: Lonslo, Tossov

Address as before:
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank
123 Via Costeira - Natal
Country SA

Test Question: What hope for love's dividend?
Test Answer: Sweet Fanny Adams
MTCN Number : 3729911419

I do hope it is ok this time my sweet, it will give me so much pleasure imagining the look on your face as you get what is coming to you.

Warmest love my little cupcake

Lonnie xxx
Kate Johnson

Wasted trips: 2

Date: Wed, 1 Sep 2010 08:32:38 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: I am so sad baby

Hello love,
Good morning to you today and I hope all is well with you my love?miss you so much and I just to inform you that when I got to the bank this morning I was unable to get the funds my dear!!!!!!
My love I think what you need to do is to get back to the western union outlet and when you get your money back all you need to do is to convert the dorks to american dollars because I guess the dorks it self is one of the major problem because I was been told at the bank that they don't even know what currency is dorks as well,so all you need to do is send us dollars and indicate there that the funds is going to Nigeria my dear and this is the second time that I am going to the bank and I feel so embarrassed so please do as I said my love convert the money to dollars and send to me and make sure you provide me with all the details I need from you asap!!!!!!Here are the details you will need my love so please act fast my angel

Name=========Kate Johnson
Address ===16 KUTO ROAD ABEOUKUTA
CITY===ABEOKUTA
STATE--OGUN- STATE
COUNTRY --Nigeria
ZIP CODE==23439
AMOUNT SENT
SENDERS FIRST NAME
SENDERS LAST NAME
SENDER,S ADDRESS
TEST QUESTION
TEST ANSWER
MTCN NUMBER

Thank you so much

Kate
Lonslo Tossov

Date: September 1, 2010 5:49:08 AM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Darling Kathrine

Good morning my sweet cupcake! How I enjoy each message from you, it makes my day that little bit complete. In the cares of a large business how pleasurable to have a smile on my face when I see your mail.

I am at a loss why the money does not arrive, Ms Slappa assure me that all is correct this end. Are you sure you are asking the right questions? Should I make things clearer to you?

It is all a little unsettling this difficulty, coming as it does after the recent custard debacle I must say. Also, dorks are not usually a problem in your part of the world, I am surprised you should think so.

Please let me know what is happening your end honey

Lonnie xxxx
Kate Johnson

Date: Thu, 2 Sep 2010 11:16:58 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Hello,
My love how are you doing today and how is your business moving like my dear??i really miss you so much and i cant wait to be with you and how come you have not sent me an email and i hope you have rectify the whole fault about the money issue and i hope you have sent the US dollars so that i can get the money here my love?so please kindly send me the details my love because i want to get out of this place,thank you much my sweet angel...........Really cant wait to be with you my love,till i hear back from you always take good care of yourself for me alone and remember that i really care so much my angel and please act fast with the informations that you need to send to me my love,have a great day my angel
Hugs
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: September 2, 2010 5:34:39 AM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Dearest Sweetpea

We have got the money back this end, I am relieved to say and I have asked Ms Slappa to resend the amount using the different currency. I hope this will now be ok.

Amount sent $750
Senders name : Yusa Slappa
Question: What chance have I?
Answer : A snowball's
MCTN Number 4627298654

I do hope this finally reaches you my precious. You know what I think of you.

Typing this alone in this big old boardroom, with just your picture and a glass of Glenfiddich before me, watching a native clean my 5 iron, I have just realised how special this relationship is and how lucky I am to have found you. If only it could be shared with other people, so that they could see what kind of person I am lucky enough to know! They would have just as happy a smile on their faces I am sure as I frequently do. And the thought of your trip to Western Union and what you deserve to receive as such a special person would make them even more delighted, I am sure.

Kissy wissies forever

Lonnie xxx
Kate Johnson

Wasted trips: 3

Date: Thu, 2 Sep 2010 13:38:50 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: I am so much dissapointment in you

Hello,
I don't have anything to say rather than just to tell you that I am just so much disappointed in you because I just left the bank now and I was just been told there that there is no match found with all the information you provided to me and you are just making me been like a fool!!!!!!this is the third time that I am getting to the bank and still the same old thing,I am just been down and I just don't know,I guess feel so bad and I am so disappointed and what do you think its going to happen just because I am so down and I don't have anything doing here anymore and please if can't send me the real details please just let me be because I have been crying since 2 weeks ago,please get back to me
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: September 3, 2010 5:15:10 AM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Dearest precious

I am not sure how to apologise enough. I have double checked the paperwork which Ms Slappa prepared for the previous transactions, and it appears that a simple error has been made, which made the transfers void and null. Words and warnings have been exchanged, and now she is standing rather shamefacedly doing a week's photocopying downstairs in the invoice and claims room. You can imagine our relief to have the money safe and sound, although I know how urgent it is that you get exactly what you deserve. Thinking of your repeated and fruitless trips to the Western Union office, my sweet, gives me feelings that are hard to express. I do hope that you did not incur any additional expense, as well as appearing an idiot or that you were not insulted by the staff. I am so, so sorry. Does a kiss go to make things up somewhat? I hope so!

Anyway, as soon as my next custard recovery meeting is out of the way, I will set thing aright. I feel so guilty at letting you down that I will send a little more than that $750, just as an extra lover's gift to someone who has it coming to them. I hope this will make things a little better XXXX

Please stand by for my message next and it will tell you when things are on their way.

HUGE KISSY WISSY

Lonnie
Kate Johnson

Date: Fri, 3 Sep 2010 13:28:39 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Thank you and please act fast

Hello,
Good to hear back from you and letting me know that Ms slappa was the whole fault why I was unable to receive the money here and thank you so much that you said you are going to send me the confirm details that's going to make me get the money and please act fast because I really want to leave this place my love!!!!I am so tired of this place and come to see my love and please when next you replying me I want to read in your reply the details of western union so that will get the money and leave this place my love,I really miss you so much and I can't wait to be with you my baby,please always take good care of yourself and always remember that I really care about you my love,you are more a darling to me!!!!!Cheers my sweet love
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: September 4, 2010 4:46:20 PM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Hello my dearest best sweetie pie

I am in the office alone today, just finishing up some paperwork. This custard business has really made a mess of things I can tell you but those responsible will get their just deserts. But one musn't grumble, especially when I have a lovely dream to write to, and look forward to, every day in my inbox. Such bliss! I must admit that you are always in my thoughts, whether it be that I am hitting a ball with keen strokes out of a difficult bunker, watching gruffalo droppings being swept up under the evening sun on Smegaroon Boulevard or back looking at the magnificent stuffed heads on my study walls of an evening back home.

But back to this annoying transfer business. I think everything is ok now. I really hope you get the message. Here are the details. I have thought of putting $1000 rather than the $750 you asked for and so it will please me immensely knowing you will soon be visiting the payment office again.

Name Lonslo
Surname Tossov
Country SA
MCTN number 5541941931
Question: What shall I receive now?
Answer: Buckerall

I do hope this message finds you and your tribesfolk well

kisses

Lonnie xxxxxx
Kate Johnson

Date: Sun, 5 Sep 2010 14:28:21 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Hello,
How are you doing today and i wish that everything is fine with you and i want to thank you for the information you sent to me and i will be going to the western union office tomorrow and i hope that this time around that you have sent me the correct details because i would not want to get there and i still see same not match found please so that i can know how to move on with my life if that you are actually telling me lies because i dont want any embarrassment again with this people over here and if you i should get there tomorrow and they should tell me that the details are not match found i wont email you again and i will surely find a a way to sort my self out because you have just been disturbing my life too much,thank you and get back to you tomorrow after i get to the bank
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: September 5, 2010 1:20:42 PM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Dearest darling Kate

I just popped into to the office to get my balls washed after a round (the greens are rather dusty this time of the year) and thought I would dash of a reply. I am sorry you have been disappointed before.

Have no fear, what I have sent will reflect the way I feel about you and exactly what you are worth. I am sure you will realise how much this whole relationship means to me when you leave the western union office tomorrow clutching what you deserve and leave me all the happier for it.

Yours forever

Lonnie

PS big kiss off MWAH!!!
Kate Johnson

Wasted trips: 5? really?

Date: Mon, 6 Sep 2010 09:14:06 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: I am just so dissapointed in you

Hello,
I am just so dissapointed in you and please just let me be ok because this is the 5th time that you are sending me details that is not right and all I just have to tell you now is thank you very much for wasting my time,have a great day I was just being a fool at the bank every time !!!!!!please just let me be because I don't think I can believe anything you say again
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

Date: September 6, 2010 5:31:32 AM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Dear Kathrine

Awwwww - does this mean the romance is off??
I hope not, I was hoping for a trophy wife.
But I guess a trophy scammer is even better.
Big kissy wissy goodbye mugu!

Tossov
Kate Johnson

Date: Tue, 7 Sep 2010 12:18:48 +0000
From: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Hello,
How are you doing and I just don't understand what you mean by your email at all and what's the meaning of mugu?
Kate

Lonslo Tossov

MUGU: what 419 scammers call their victims. Fool, or rube.

Date: September 7, 2010 5:48:22 AM PDT
To: kattyjohnson008@yahoo.co.uk

Kate

YOU are the meaning of mugu..

big kissy wissy

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