I AND I, or WHO NA MUGU BI?

updated! november 2009


Rabbi Ben Zona (hero of CIRCUMSPECTION and IF THE FALAFEL LOOK LIKE GOLD) hears from the London Stock Exchange.

In this brilliant exchange, Ben Zona faces off against not only the scammer(s), but bogus instances of himself and his own alter ego. Get some friends and read it out loud over beers, for maximum effect.

CAST
The Bad GuysThe Good Guys
Michael Ramson - director of the London stock exchange (not)
He eventually lapses into his "real" name (who knows?), Tony Wike
BOGUS Owata Dikedjua, invented by scammers
BOGUS Rabbi Ben Zona, invented by scammers
Hilary Bolton - banker Lad ("Standard Chartered Bank")
Angela Owen - alternately representing the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (London Office), and Standard Chartered Bank
Rabbi Ben Zona, leader of a congregation, father of 27 and a man who knows something about circumcision
Owata Dikedjua, Ben Zona's barrister

BOGUS Michael Ramson - Ben Zona's bogus version of the real bogus director of the London stock exchange (still with us?)
Dr. Herbert R. Tarlek - imaginary rival scammer invented by Owata Dikedjua, who was invented by Ben Zona (still with us?)
Chukyu Farleigh - just a name Rabbi BZ drops
Mr Aluklaka Dumas - ditto

[Classic scam elements are highlighted for the scam-o-challenged.]


Michael Ramson (Mr.)

14 June 2008

From: Michael Ramson Mr

Reply To: stockexchange1@ post.ro

IP: 41.219.243.34
(AFRINIC, Lagos, Nigeria)

Subject: OPPORTUNITY TO INCREASE YOUR CAPITAL Investment in the London stock exchange. (LSE)

My name is Michael Ramson, the director of the London stock exchange.

I was appointed by the formal Prime minister of the United Kingdom to manage the London stock exchange. However, since my assumption of office on February 20th 2001, the London stock exchange has witnessed a tremendous boost, this is one of the remarkable experiences in the United Kingdom financial market.

Due to my quest to sanitize the entire market, I decided to take a research to the previous records of investors, who invested huge sums of dollars in the London stock Market (LSM).

To my greatest amazement, there is one outstanding record of one (Mr. Andrew Paul), who invested $50 million dollars in 1985, the record show that this investor has made bonus and dividend of additional $25M, (twenty five million dollars), for the past 21 yrs.

In other to get the investor to claim his funds, I decided going through the contact information's of the investor, as was traced to his home Country (new Orleans in USA), However, after much investigations proved, that the investor may have died as a result of the hurricane disaster in the New Orleans, United State of America.

Now, after our just concluded board meeting on Monday 02/06/08, we reached an Agreement to transfer the $25M (Twenty five Million Dollars) dividend to you, as we can not claim the above funds, until a foreigner came acting as a next-of-kin to the late investor.

We have made plans to prepare authentic documents through the company Attorney, to back your claims, that whoever receives this fund ($25M), is a relative to the late investor.

Though, we must AGREED to share the funds thus, after it have been transferred into your country account.

50% to us as the originator of this transaction.
40% to you as the beneficiary of the funds, why
10% for any expenses that may incur as a result of the transfer.

If this offer is acceptable by you, please do not hastate to forward us your:
1) FULL NAME &
2) PHONE NUMBER
To this email address: (stockexchange1@post.ro)

If you have any question regarding this, kindly let us know, your opinion is highly welcome.

We anticipate your urgent response to this offer.

Regards.

Michael Ramson (Mr.)
Director, London Stock exchange..
Phone +447024061917

[This is a variant of the Dead Bank Customer letter. The head of the London Stock Exchange is not named Michael Ramson. And Michael Ramson is not Michael Ramson. But you knew that.]

Rabbi Ben Zona

June 14 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramson

Mr. Ramson,

This doesn't sound legal. Are you sure this is on the up-and-up?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

("Ohavei Bamba" = Lovers of "Bamba", a peanut-flavoured Israeli snack food)

("Ben Zona" = son of a prostitute.)

Michael Ramson (Mr.)

June 16 2008

from: Michael Ramson, stock_exchange20@ yahoo.es

to: Ben Zona

London Stock exchange
10 Paternoster Square, London, EC4M 7LS

Our history
The London Stock Exchange is one of the world's oldest stock exchanges and can trace its history back more than 300 years. Starting life in the coffee houses of 17th century London, the Exchange quickly grew to become the City's most important financial institution. Over the centuries following, the Exchange has consistently led the way in developing a strong, well-regulated stock market and today lies at the heart of the global financial community.
In 2004, We move to brand new headquarters in Paternoster Square, close to St Paul's Cathedral, in 2007, The London Stock Exchange mergers with Borsa Italiana, creating Europe's leading equity platform This is why we can guarantee you of a better cooperation's, in monetary services..
Attention: Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona,
Be informed that this transaction is 100% risk free, as already stated in the proposal, we shall provide all the necessary documentation that will back your claims as a true Next–of- Kin to the late Investor.

There is no impediment you will encounter in the cause of this transaction, as we have concluded a plan to transfer the said funds through the deposited offshore bank.

This transaction will not exceed more than 7working days, however your utmost response is needed to ensure we conclude the transfer of this ($25M) into your country account within the stipulated working days.

To ensure we proceeds immediately, kindly forward to this office your.

1. Full Name.................................................
2. Address...................................................
3. Phone/Fax numbers.................................
4. Age.........................................................
5. Occupation.................................................

With this information, we shall go ahead to prepare the authentic Documents in your name through our company Attorney.

We anticipate hearing from you as soon as possible.

Regards.

Michael Ramson (Mr.)
Director London stock Exchange plc.
Phone:+44 702 406 1917
Rabbi Ben Zona

June 16 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramson

Mr. Ramson,

>> In 2004, We move to brand new headquarters in Paternoster Square, close to St Paul's Cathedral,

>>in 2007, The London Stock Exchange mergers with Borsa Italiana, creating Europe's leading equity platform

>>This is why we can guarantee you of a better cooperation's, in monetary services..

This is what's called a "non-sequitur". You can't just make a claim of better cooperation's based on the above information's.

Explain to me again how getting me to pose as a relative of a late investor is not only legal but also 100% risk free.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Michael Ramson (Mr.)

June 16 2008

from: Michael Ramson, stock_exchange20@ yahoo.es

to: Ben Zona

Attn: Dr. Ben Zona,

You have to study the proposal very well to understand every details.

As stated in the proposal, our Company Attorney will prepare every necessary documents which will back your claims as a true next-of-kin to the late investor..

There is no risk/impediment you will encounter as a result of these.

However, go ahead and forward the requested informations to enable us finalize this transaction within 7 working days..

We anticipate hearing from you soonest.

Regards.

Michael Ramson Mr.
Director London stock Exchange plc.
Phone:+44 702 406 1917
Rabbi Ben Zona

June 17 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramson

Mr. Ramson,

What is this going to cost me? And which information do you need?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Michael Ramson (Mr.)

June 17 2008

from: Michael Ramson, stock_exchange20@ yahoo.es

to: Ben Zona

Dear Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona,

To ensure we proceeds immediately, kindly forward to this office your.

1. Full Name..................................................
2. Address.....................................................
3. Phone/Fax numbers...................................
4. Age...........................................................
5. Occupation................................................

With this information, we shall go ahead to prepare the authentic Documents in your name through our company Attorney.

I wait your email.

Regards.

Michael Ramson.
Rabbi Ben Zona

June 18 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramson

Dear Mr. Ramson,

To ensure we proceeds immediately, you must first tell me how much this is going to cost me.

Incidentally, where is your tertiary education from? With such a major proposition I want to make sure I proceeds with the right person, not someone who will make me sic.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Michael Ramson (Mr.)

June 18 2008

from: Michael Ramsey, stock_exchange20@ yahoo..es

to: Ben Zona


IP: 82.128.21.145
(Nigeria Multi Links Telecom)

Dear Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona,

As far as I know, we are not asking any money, we are just offering you this opportunity to act as a next-of-kin to ensure that this fund $2.5m is transfer to you..
Here is our address (10 Paternoster Square, London , EC4M 7LS ).
I have already given you my words, but you still doubt me? You don't have to doubt my effort; I have been in this organization since 2001, as a director of London stock exchange.
However, you have to trust me so that we can proceed immediately, Note: TRUST IS THE ONLY KEY TO ANY BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.
Get back with the required information's so that, we can proceed immediately.
Regards.
Michael Ramsey
Director London stock exchange

(Michael Ramsey? poor lad quality assurance here...)

Rabbi Ben Zona

June 21 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramsey

Mr. Ramsey,

Despite the fact that I have no identification from you aside from your words, are you willing to trust me? After all, I could represent a legitimate business person, or, I don't know, be some fraudulent rabbinical son of a bitch leading a congregation who loves eating Israeli peanut-flavoured snacks.

I would also think that someone from the stock exchange would have an email address identifying them as such, rather than running from a Yahoo account in Spain. You may argue that it's a personal account, but you wouldn't have to send this proposition from a personal account if this indeed was legal, which you haven't yet convinced me of.

As it happens, though, I'm flying into London on business shortly. What do you say we meet in person?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Michael Ramson (Mr.)

June 23 2008

from: Michael Ramsey, stockexchange2@ yahoo.co.uk

to: Ben Zona

Dear Dr. Rabbi Ben,

Thanks so much for your email.

Attached is my personal passport, but it is very unfortunate that you have NOT presented any of the requested information's. How do you want us to establish a business relationship?

(just once, could some scammer send me a Photoshopped passport that looks realistic?)

I also observed that you are a business personal, whom should aware of a legal means of a legitimate transaction, despite internet.

In the UK, we send email from the Stock Exchange to our client directly through Yahoo.co.uk, or yahoo.es, because it is easily delivered, this company have been existing since 17th century, and I don't think you should change the lay down principles of the Organization..

Like I had earlier said, we gave this opportunity for you to increase your investment legally, but your lack of TRUST, has created too much interrogations and unbelief.

Though, your coming to London, it makes no meaning IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EVIDENCE to prove your personality to us. Because you have not provided any of the requested information's, despite the fact that your name was submitted and was approved. But that was not enough reasons to prove you willingness.

Finally, if you are ready to have this transaction proceeds; kindly get back with the requested information's.

Thanks and have a nice day.

Regards.

Michael Ramsey Mr.
Director London stock Exchange plc.
Phone:+44 702 406 1917
Rabbi Ben Zona

June 24 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramsey

Dear Michael Ramsey Mr.,

Far be it from me to suggest that sending official Stock Exchange email from a Stock Exchange domain is good business. I've never worked at the Stock Exchange, but you must be on to something. Most of the top 500 companies in the US are moving away from their own individual domains to use free email providers, because they're free. I do know that official email from Microsoft headquarters is only sent on Hotmail, for example. I seem to as well be getting a lot of email from Fedex on Gmail. I suppose it makes good business sense; I hadn't really thought about it before. I'm lucky I found you to show me the way! Your personal passport has convinced me that you are a business personal like me, so I shall henceforth refrain from interrogations and unbelief.

Notwithstanding, I wouldn't want to withhold any information's from you, as a business personal, because as you say I'm aware of a legal means of a legitimate transaction, despite internet and all. Here goes:

Full Name: Dr. Rabbi Benyamin Dov Baer Shneur Zalman Zona
Address: 1 Briti Metumtam, Kiryat Tehina, Israel
Phone: xx xxxxxxx
Age: 57
Occupation: Spiritual leader

(OK, this is just plain immature of me. The phone number belongs to someone who wronged me some years ago, and I swore I'd get him back. He doesn't speak much English, but I'm sure he'd understand a Nigerian-accented "Ben Zona" said loudly. Here's payback, Ben Zona style.)

It's a bit hard to reach me by phone. If you must call, because of the kids, you must call late at night, at least after 11pm. My parents are staying with me while their house is being renovated. If they answer the phone, they're a bit deaf, so you must scream "BEN ZONA" into the phone. They should pass it on to me..

You never did answer me - where did you achieve your tertiary education?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

p.s. Can I call you Mickey for short? Or shall I just continue to take that out?
Michael Ramson (Mr.)

June 24 2008

from: Michael Ramsey, stockexchange2@ yahoo.co.uk

to: Ben Zona

Subject: You can me Mickey if you like, as a friend, partner and Business associate

Attn: Dr. Rabbi Benyamin Dov Baer Shneur Zalman Zona,
Thanks for your email, and the vital information's. We really appreciated your TRUST and HONESTY, which is the fundamental key to any business relationship.
Be informed that, your details was submitted immediately to our ongoing board meeting, the second time, for re-examine and approval, as a matter of fact, as soon as you approved officially this time, I will then, forward your complete names, to our Company Attorney for the preparations of the authentic documents in your favor.
We are doing this to ensure that you invest this fund, into a profit-oriented investment in your country, as our management has decided to allow you to have the total sum ($25m) invested for a period of 2years, after which, you can return our 50% to us.
Though, you have every right to negotiate with us, if it's possible to have the total sum invested by you, for 2 years, OR/and then return our portion (50%), after 2 years.
This is basically because of your reputations and your knowledge in business, we have so much confidence in you, especially on investments, maturity and capability etc.
We anticipate hearing from you soonest.
Regards.
Michael Ramsey Mr.
Director London stock Exchange plc.
Phone:+44 702 406 1917
Michael Ramson (Mr.)

June 25 2008

from: Michael Ramsey, stockexchange2@ yahoo.co.uk

to: Ben Zona

Attn: Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona,
Thanks for your email, and your confidence in me.
Congratulations, you have been officially approved today, this was possible after our morning board meeting held Wednesday 10.30 to 11.30 local London time.
Be informed that, your details were immediately forwarded to our company Attorney, for the preparations of the documents in your favor. However, the documents are expected to be completed probably tomorrow morning. Once I receive them, I will forward the documents to you.
Note: we deliver our authentic documents to all our international clients through any of the below options:

Email attachment.
Courier delivery.
Fax.
Any of the above options is accepted.
Though, courier (FedEx) is preferably but it will cost you 175 GBP.
Again, through fax: you have to send us your fax numbers immediately to enable us fax the documents to you.
Sometimes, most of our international customers, prefers courier delivering because is convenience and easily accessible, especially those that could not be able to print correctly.
However, the above options is accepted, therefore, let me know which option you choose to enable us fax/email/deliver the documents to you ASAP.
We anticipate hearing from you soon.
Regards.
Michael Ramsey Mr.
Director London stock Exchange plc.
Phone: +44 702 406 1917
Rabbi Ben Zona

June 26 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramsey

Dear Michael Ramsey Mr.,

Well, let's see, a courier that costs 175 GBP or an email that costs nothing. I choose the latter, and it's no doubt easier and accessible than a courier.

If there's one thing I hate is paying up front. Glad there won't be any advance fees in these modalities.

I have full confidence in your abilities Mr. Ramsey, despite the slight discrepancy in surname and return address, as your utter PROFESSIONALISM and INTELLECT is refreshing.

Please have your attorney contact my attorney, Barrister Owata Dikedjua, at xxxxxxxxx@xxxxx.xxx . This is my barrister's personal address because I told him of the CONFIDENTIALITY of the matter and didn't want his secretaries dealing with such private modalities. He does cost a lot of money, but well worth it.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Michael Ramson (Mr.)

June 26 2008

from: Michael Ramsey, stockexchange2@ yahoo.co.uk

to: Ben Zona

Attn: Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona,
Thanks for your email.
Sorry, there have been some delays from the Attorney, regarding the completion of the documents, I waited till about 6.30 pm to get the documents from the Attorney, as I had earlier assured to get the documents across to you, also to avoid wasting time.
Below is the Documents, Kindly append your signature on the DEED Of AGREEMENT, and return a copy for my records.
As soon as I hear from you I will forward you the contact information of the bank for you to contact them immediately for your funds transfer.
Note: We don't have all the time contacting your Attorney, when already our company Attorney has completed the documents, WHAT IS YOUR ATTORNEY INVOLVEMENT IN THIS TRANSACTION?
Is your Attorney going to invest the funds for you? Or why should a company Attorney contact your personal attorney, without you having any relationship with our company attorney.
I urgently wait your email.
Regards.
Michael Ramsey Mr.
Director London stock Exchange plc.
Phone:+44 702 406 1917

Rabbi Ben Zona

June 29 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramsey

June 29 2008

Michael Ramsey Mr.,

You're trying to tell me that there's $25 million at stake, and YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO CONTACT MY ATTORNEY?

When you're serious about moving forward, get back to me.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

(Owata Dikedjua enters the scene. His first email to Ramsey.)

June 29 2008
DEAR MR. MICHEAL,

TOP OF THE DAY. HOW'S BUSINESS? HOPE FINE. HOW'S THE FAMILY? WE KNOW THAT JESUS CHRIST LOOKS AFTER OUR OWN AND EVERYTHING IS UP TO HIM IN THE END AMEN OK

MY CLIENT dr.. rabbi ben zona HAS APPOINTED ME TO HANDLE THE TRANSACTIONS AND WITHDRAWALS OF ($25 million dollars) INTO HIS BANK ACCOUNT TO GET THESE MODALITIES MOVING OK WHAT WE NEED YOU TO DO IS HAVE THE ATTORNEY CONTACT ME AND I WILL TALK TO HIM OK

dr. rabbi ben zona HE TOLD ME THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO CONTACT ME, MY DEAR I HAVE BEEN A BARRISTER FOR 30 YEARS AND I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OK

WRITE BACK TO ME URGENTLY THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT OK

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS
Michael Ramson (Mr.)

June 30 2008

from: Michael Ramsey, stockexchange2@ yahoo.co.uk

to: Ben Zona

Dear Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona,

How are you doing today? Hope your weekend was a successful?
We are not afraid to speak to your Lawyer, but we don't know what to discuss with him, already you have all the documents from the London Stock Exchange with you, you can present them before your lawyer, to review, and then, get back to us.
However, if you insist in your Lawyer talking us, then, go ahead and give him our contact information's, to contact us immediately. You have our email and phone numbers..
This transaction seem to have taken too much of our time, by now you should have contacted the bank for your funds transfer. Therefore you are required to review the documents, sign the Deed of Agreement, and return to us so that we can proceed.
Let your Lawyer reach today.
We anticipate hearing from you soonest.
Regards.
Michael Ramsey Mr.
Director London stock Exchange plc.
Phone:+44 702 406 1917

[Scam-o-note: the "bank" Lad is the closer. Everyone gets a percentage: Bank Lad, Barrister Lad, Sitting-at-Computer Lad. And now we rejoin...]

Rabbi Ben Zona

July 1 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramsey

July 1 2008

Mr. Ramsey,

My barrister has yet to hear from you. He told me he wrote you. Please write him back. I've got him on retainer and he's making a bundle of money off of me.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 1 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: Michael Ramsey

July 1 2008

DEAR MR. MICHEAL,

WHAT IS GOING ON? I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU PLEASE GET BACK TO ME URGENTLY FOR CHRIST SAKE OK

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS
Michael Ramson (Mr.)

July 2 2008

from: Michael Ramsey, stockexchange2@ yahoo.co.uk

to: Ben Zona

Dear Dr. Ben,

I have written back to your Barrister, as I do not have any reasons to have any conversation with a Lawyer from probably Africa or Nigeria.
Well, you seem to be delaying this transaction, if you are not willing to have the funds transfer to your account, please let me know. That Lawyer seen to me likes one of this Scam Lawyers from Africa.

Therefore we are ready to do away with you, if you insist in dealing with such individual as your Lawyer, because we are company that represent a global Financial Market of the World, so, you have to deal with the right people NOT people from Nigeria or Africa Scam list.

You better think straight; The management has demanded a scan copy of your ID card**, and your Lawyer phone numbers and address, we have to investigate such individual claiming to be a legal pratitional

I wait your email.

Michael Ramsey.

Regards.
Michael Ramsey Mr.
Director London stock Exchange plc.
Phone:+44 702 406 1917

(now that's not a nice way to talk. Let's get him back.)

(** don't send a scammer your ID. At best it's being demanded as sort of stage business, to lend some kind of authenticity to the proceedings. Worse, it could be used to scam someone else, and worst, it could be used for identity theft against you.)

Michael Ramson (Mr.)

July 2 2008

from: Michael Ramsey, stockexchange2@ yahoo.co.uk

to: Owata Dikedjua

(checking the other account... and he's right! He did write me! er, Owata)

Dear Mister,

I have not received any email from you before, and i can't remember deleting any.

Well, i don't know what you want me to discuss with you, but who are you and where are you mailing from? so that i will know what we can do together.

Thanks, as i expect your response.

Michael.
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 2 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: Michael Ramsey

(...and for your troubles, Michael, a "patsch in tuchas" (slap on the butt) from Owata ...)

DEAR MICHAEL,

DAT NA QUESTION MUGUUUUUU?

YA LIKE YOU NA BI JEJE FROM THE STOCK EXCHANGE??????? BULLSHITTTTTTTTTT I JINTA LIKE YOU MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

BEN ZONA HE GOT MONEY AND HE NA GIVING IT ALL TO ME MICHAEL WHATEVER YOU ARE FROM THE SOCALLED STORK EXCHANGE HE NA GIVE ME $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ AND MORE TO COME

OWATA DIKEDJUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Piecing together my rough Nigerian pidgin, I intended this to mean: "Respectfully, old chap, what kind of foolish information are you trying to pass off? I don't really believe that you're a nice, respectful gentleman working for the Stork, er... Stock Exchange, as I'm one of your ilk too. Oh yes, and I'm profiting off this fellow nicely, thank you very much.)

Rabbi Ben Zona

(Meanwhile, Rabbi Ben gets him too...)


July 2 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramsey

Mr. Ramsey,

I don't like your tone.

I'll have Owata Dikedjua check his email and keep me posted. Does it matter where he is from? Are you a racist? By the way, he thinks it's you trying to scam me. Come to think of it, I don't recall seeing any of your identification.

What say you?

Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

----- Original Message ----
From: Owata Dikedjua
To: Ben Zona
Sent: Wednesday, 2 July, 2008
Subject: COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY.
DEAR MR. BEN,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY. YOUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND THE CONTENTS WELL UNDERSTOOD.

I WROTE YOUR MICHEAL RAMSEY AGAIN BUT HE HASN'T WRITTEN ME BACK YET OK. I THINK HE MAY BE TRYING TO SCARM YOU. THERE ARE PLENTY OF SCARMERS ABOUT OK AND HE IS PROBABLY SOME SCARMER SITTING IN NIGERIA OR COTE D'IVOIRE. I ADVICE YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM. HAS HE SHOWN YOU ANY IDENTIFICATION?

REGARDING THE OTHER MATTER THE OTHER MATTER I RECEIVE DYOUR $3,560.00 US (three thousand five hundred sixty dollars US) AND I CAN NOW GO AHEAD WITH THE DOCUMENTS I HAVE BEEN TO THE COURTS TODAY TO LODGE THE DOCUMENTS BUT THESE THINGS TAKE ALITTLE MORE TIME PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME OK

OUR REPUTATION IS HONESTY SO PLEASE LET US KNOW HOW WE CAN SERVICE YOU FURTHER IN ANY WAY.

SINCERELY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS

(The "original message" was never actually sent, but I supposed at the time it didn't matter. May as well hit him while he's down, and make him jealous that Owata is making some coin...)

BOGUS "Barrister" Owata Dikedjua

July 3 2008

from: bogus Owata Dikedjua xxxxxxxxx1@ xxxxx.xxx

to: Ben Zona

(Now this is interesting! I get an email from Owata, but wait a sec, I didn't write it. How enterprising of the lad.... Notice everything except Paragraph 2 is my own words.)

DEAR MR. BEN,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY. YOUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND THE CONTENTS WELL UNDERSTOOD.

I RECEIVED AM EMAIL FROM YOUR MICHEAL RAMSEY, I THINK HE AND HIS COMPANY ARE LEGITMATE TYPE, THEREFORE I URGE YOU TO GO AHEAD WITH THEM, OK. I THINK HE HAS PROBABLY SHOWN SOME DOCUMENTS AND A COPY OF HIS PERSONAL PASSPORT? MY ADVICE FOR IS TO PROCEED WITH THE STOCK EXCHANGE COMPANY, THEY ARE LEGITIMATE AND SINCERE.

REGARDING THE OTHER MATTER THE OTHER MATTER I RECEIVED YOUR $3,560.00 US (three thousand five hundred sixty dollars US) AND I CAN NOW GO AHEAD WITH THE DOCUMENTS I HAVE BEEN TO THE COURTS TODAY TO LODGE THE DOCUMENTS BUT THESE THINGS TAKE ALITTLE MORE TIME PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME OK

OUR REPUTATION IS HONESTY SO PLEASE LET US KNOW HOW WE CAN SERVICE YOU FURTHER IN ANY WAY.

SINCERELY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS

(but will he take the bait of the other scam regarding the "documents"? stay tuned...)

Michael Ramson (Mr.)

July 2 2008

from: Michael Ramsey stockexchange2@ yahoo.co.uk

to: Owata Dikedjua

(apparently my Pidgin was good enough...)

broda,

na so u dey do ur own?

if d client don pay u all the money wey him get, does dat take anything out of me?

as a guy man, u supposed tell me to go ahead, anything wey fit come out from this side we both go chop am,

u dey do like say, u no dey understand, well, nothing spoil, where u dey make we talk better at least make this man continue to pay dey go, even at this side too.

so make u get back to me.

I dey wait ooo,

my na TONY.

(I think it means: Can I get a piece of the action? Maybe we can split down the middle due to my efforts.)

BOGUS "Barrister" Owata Dikedjua

July 2 2008

from: bogus Owata Dikedjua xxxxxxxxx1@ xxxxx.xxx

to: Ben Zona

(yes, he did take the bait! This from the fake Owata to the "real" rabbi...)

DEAR MR. BEN,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY.

THIS IS URGENT NEWS, WHICH YOU MUST ADHERE TO IMMEDIATELY

THE DELAY IN THE COURT OVER THE DOCUMENTS, WAS AS A RESULT OF OUR REPRESENTATIVE CHAMBER IN THE UNITED KINGDOM. WE ARE REQUIRED TO SETTLE THEM WITH 500 POUNDS, BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE UNABLE TO DO THAT, DUE TO THE EXPENSES WE INCURRED IN THE CAUSE OF YOUR DOCUMENTS.

I DON'T WANT ANY MORE DELAYS IN THIS TRANSACTION, THEREFORE I WANT YOU TO GO AHEAD AND SEND 500 GBP TO UNITED KINGDOM IMMEDIATELY.

SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO (GRAHAM JONES) NOTE, THE 500 POUNDS IS EQUAVALENT OF $1000 USD.

DO NOT DELAY IN DOING THIS SO THAT YOUR DOCUMENT COULD BE RELEASED WITHOUT DELAYS, AS THEY HAVE TO GIVE APPROVAL BEFORE THE DOCUMENTS COULD BE RELEASE FROM THE COURT.

OUR REPUTATION IS HONESTY SO PLEASE LET US KNOW HOW WE CAN SERVICE YOU FURTHER IN ANY WAY.

SINCERELY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS

(how enterprising. Wanting to make money off Ben Zona on a scam that never existed. No one makes money off my scam. He'll pay for that.) (Well, actually, the good rabbi will.)

Rabbi Ben Zona

July 3 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: bogus Owata Dikedjua

(the astute rabbi picks up something's amiss with the email address, and doesn't resist a dig at Michael along the way. This is sent to the fake Owata...)

Dear Owata,

Why did you change your email address?

Thanks for your message. All the same, Mr. Ramsey seems at the very least a disrespectful person. You know how I can't trust disrespectful people. I would call him a few more choice words but in my rabbinical capacity it would be against my religion, literally and figuratively. It doesn't seem becoming of a man of his position to be so unprofessional.

I might just forget the whole deal and keep our other deal going with Chukyu Farley. I understand the modalities are nearly complete and you're hurrying along with the documents. Good work, keep it up. I'd hate to see our investment go to waste after all these weeks. I know I've already paid you close to $25,000, but it's for a good cause, and Congregation Ohavei Bamba has raised so much for its snack food budget they won't notice the other few thousand gone missing that you just received.

When do we see you again? Chaya Mushka and the kids are all asking about when Uncle Owata from Africa is coming back.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

(Maybe the good rabbi has a sneaky side? With a name like Ben Zona... I know, "Chukyu Farley" was a bit of a copout. Could have done much better, but it was late at night...)

Rabbi Ben Zona

July 3 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: bogus Owata Dikedjua

(responding to the 2nd one from the bogus Owata)

Owata,

Great news! I'll send it through the usual channels, but as you know I don't do business on Fridays so this will have to wait until Sunday.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
BOGUS Rabbi Ben Zona

July 4 2008

from: BOGUS Ben Zona xxxxxxxxxx9@ xxxxx.xxx.xx

to: Owata Dikedjua

(this guy is even more enterprising than I thought! Now he's operating a fake rabbi. This one's sent to the "real" Owata...)

Dear Owata, I want you to send me the documents through this email, I have to change my email address due to the junk email I always receives from people, also because of Mr. Michael, stock exchange man, who has been calling me now and them, I will equally change my phone numbers too. I received strange calls from people especially this Michael, and he doesn't allow me to sleep, so I want to change my phone numbers too, therefore, I will prefers all our communications through this email: (xxxxxxxxxx9@xxxxx.xxx.xx), I might just forget the whole deal and keep our other deal going with Chukyu Farley. I understand the modalities are nearly complete and you're hurrying along with the documents. Good work, keep it up. I'd hate to see our investment go to waste after all these weeks. I know I've already paid you close to $25,000, but it's for a good cause, and Congregation Ohavei Bamba has raised so much for its snack food budget they won't notice the other few thousand gone missing that you just received. When do we see you again? Chaya Mushka and the kids are all asking about when Uncle Owata from Africa is coming back. Sincerely, Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona Congregation Ohavei Bamba

[... this is a copy of Ben Zona's previous e-mail, with Ladspeak slathered on top... apparently they don't have paragraphs where this Lad comes from ... ]

(now that's just simply not nice, trying to steal a mugu from my Owata...)

BOGUS "Barrister" Owata Dikedjua

July 4 2008

from: bogus Owata Dikedjua

to: Ben Zona

(and he doesn't stop there!)

DEAR MR. BEN,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY. YOUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND THE CONTENTS WELL UNDERSTOOD.

WELL, I WILL PREFER YOU SEND THE MONEY TO THEM IN THE UK THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, BY SUNDAY AS YOU HAVE ASSURED, SO THAT, THE DOCUMENTS WILL RELEASED IMMEDIATELY.

HERE IS THEIR INFORMATIONS AGAIN BELOW:

GRAHAM JONES
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.
Text question GOD IS answer: GOOD.
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.

REGARDING THE EMAIL ADDRESS, I DID NOT CHANGE THE EMAIL ADDRESS, RATHER I DECIDED TO MAKE USED OF OUR ALTERNATIVE EMAIL, DUE TO THE FACT THAT I TRIED SENDING THE MESSAGE, IT RETURNS BACK TO MY EMAIL BOX..

DON'T WORRY GO AHEAD WITH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS, IS STILL THE SAME AS THE OTHER.

I WANT TO ENSURE THAT YOU GET THE DOCUMENTS BY MONDAY.

FORWARD ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATIONS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE PAYMENT, SO THAT, I CAN TRANSFER THE INFORMATION TO THEM IN THE UK.

OUR REPUTATION IS HONESTY SO PLEASE LET US KNOW HOW WE CAN SERVICE YOU FURTHER IN ANY WAY.

SINCERELY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS
Michael Ramson (Mr.)

July 4 2008

from: Michael Ramsey

to: (the real) Ben Zona

Subject: "NO FUNDS IS WASTE, WHEN IT IS SOULED IN THE HOUSE OF GOD." ( any ideas what this means?)

Dear Dr.Ben Zona,

I have been honest with you seem the beginning of this transaction, and i have been able to proved that to you severally in the cause of this pending transaction, aside from business, i believed you, as a religion man, and i have so much respect to you.

Back to business again, we have done everything possible to ensure you trust our legitimacy and honesty, but it is obvious, you can't still trust our capabilities.

However, your funds is still awaiting you, pending when you are ready to return the signed Deed of Agreement, then, we can give the contact information of the Post bank Netherlands where your funds is deposited, for you to contact them for your funds.

Even if you don't need the funds, as a religion man, you can soul the funds to the church for the work of the ministry, i am a Christian and i worship at K.I.C.C. London, pastored by Ashimolow chief Pastor of the Ministry.

There is no way on this earth, i could cheat or lie to a Pastor, or Priest, because i respect the God Almighty whom we all serve.

Dr. Ben, i want you to proceed with us so that we can conclude this pending transaction, Remember, NO FUNDS IS WASTE, WHEN IT IS SOLD IN THE HOUSE OF GOD.

We anticipate hearing from you.
Regards.
Michael Ramsey Mr.
Director London stock Exchange plc.
Phone:+44 702 406 1917

(Listen up, kids: This letter, after everything up to now, really speaks volumes. Anyone even *thinking* that these guys are for real should be set straight now.)

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 5 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: Michael Ramsey

LISTEN GUY MAN DIS MAN BEN ZONA HE CONTINUE TO PEY DEY GO AND CHOP AM FOR ME JIBITI OOOOO AH-AH ANY ATTEMPT! HE MY MUGU ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEE

I NO GET YUA TIME

ARRANGE YUA SEF

("Sorry, old bean, Ben Zona only gives money to me. Kindly leave him alone or I shall do something nasty to you.")

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

(Now let's really piss Michael off... )


July 5 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: bogus Ben Zona

DEAR DR. RABBI,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY. YOUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN RECIEVED AND THE CONTENTS WELL UNDERSTOOD.

THIS MR. MICHEAL HE'S A SCARMER. THERE ARE MANY SCARMERS IN NIGERIA AND YOU SHOULDN'T FALL FOR HIS STUPID LIES AND GAMES. YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM OK. YOU TELL HIM TO STOP CALLING YOU OK.

LISTEN MY SECRETARY TELLS ME YOU SEND HIM THE 500 GBP ($1000 USD) YESTERDAY MY SECRETARY PICKED IT UP OK. I DON'T REMEMBER THIS BEING PART OF THE CONTRACT BUT IT IS ALWAYS NICE TO SERVICE MY BETTER CUSTOMERS. HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE SECURITY COMPANY YET? YOU GO AHEAD AND CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY URGENTLY OR THE DEMURRAGE FEES WILL START TO BE CHAGING A LOT OF MONEY OK.

THANKS FROM YOUR KIND WORDS FROM (mrs. chaya mushka) YOU GIVE HER A BIG KISS FOR ME AGAIN AND ALL YOUR BOYS AND GIRLS. YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL FAMILY AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM AGAIN OK. IF YOU WANT ME TO COME I'M A BIT SHORT OF MONEY AT THE MOMEMT SO IF YOU SEND ME THE TICKET TO MY REGULAR ADDRESS AT THE OFFICE.

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS

(Looks like the good rabbi sent more money to good Owata instead of bad Owata. Oops!)

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 6 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: Michael Ramsey

Subject: BEN ZONA = MICHEAL STORK EXCHANGE = MUGUUUUU

BEN ZONA HE NA SEND ME $1000 YESTERDAY. HOW MANAGE? BEN ZONA HIM BI A MUGU

OOO

I AM THE MASTER..........................................

("I am so good, I got $1000 from Ben Zona and I don't even know why.")

BOGUS Barrister Michael Ramson Ramsey

(Well, hell. Why should he get all the fun with bogus characters? Two can play at that game.)


July 6 2008

from: bogus Michael Ramsey

to: Ben Zona

Investment in the London stock exchange. (LSE)

My name is Michael Ramson, the director of the London stock exchange.

I was appointed by the formal Prime minister of the United Kingdom to manage the London stock exchange. However, since my assumption of office on February 20th 2001, the London stock exchange has witnessed a tremendous boost, this is one of the remarkable experiences in the United Kingdom financial market.

Due to my quest to sanitize the entire market, I decided to take a research to the previous records of investors, who invested huge sums of dollars in the London stock Market (LSM).

To my greatest amazement, there is one outstanding record of one (Mr. Andrew Paul), who invested $50 million dollars in 1985, the record show that this investor has made bonus and dividend of additional $25M, (twenty five million dollars), for the past 21 yrs.

In other to get the investor to claim his funds, I decided going through the contact information's of the investor, as was traced to his home Country (new Orleans in USA), However, after much investigations proved, that the investor may have died as a result of the hurricane disaster in the New Orleans, United State of America.

Now, after our just concluded board meeting on Monday 02/06/08, we reached an Agreement to transfer the $25M (Twenty five Million Dollars) dividend to you, as we can not claim the above funds, until a foreigner came acting as a next-of-kin to the late investor.

We have made plans to prepare authentic documents through the company Attorney, to back your claims, that whoever receives this fund ($25M), is a relative to the late investor.

Though, we must AGREED to share the funds thus, after it have been transferred into your country account.

50% to us as the originator of this transaction.
40% to you as the beneficiary of the funds, why
10% for any expenses that may incur as a result of the transfer.

If this offer is acceptable by you, please do not hastate to forward us your:
1) FULL NAME &
2) PHONE NUMBER
To this email address: (stockexchange1@post.ro)

If you have any question regarding this, kindly let us know, your opinion is highly welcome.

We anticipate your urgent response to this offer.

Regards.

Michael Ramson (Mr.)
Director, London Stock exchange..
Phone +447024061917

[Yes, it's confusing, why would Ben Zona send himself a letter from a bogus scammer? Be patient, it comes into play later.]

BOGUS "Barrister" Owata Dikedjua

July 6 2008

from: bogus Owata Dikedjua

to: Ben Zona

DEAR DR. RABBI,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY. YOUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN RECIEVED AND THE CONTENTS WELL UNDERSTOOD.

LISTEN, MY SECRETARY CALL ME TO INFORM THAT YOU SENT HIM THE 500 GBP ($1000 USD) YESTERDAY MY SECRETARY PICKED IT UP OK. I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH MY SECRETARY, ALREADY IS ON A MONTH LEAVE, AND HE IS IN FAR AWAY COUNTRY AT MOMENT, SO THERE IS NO WAY HE WILL RETURNS THE MONEY UNTIL HE COMES BACK ON 15TH AUGUST 2008.

YOU HAVE TO RE-SEND THIS MONEY AS URGENT AS POSSIBLE LATEST TOMORROW TO EBABLE THEM APPROVE THE RELEASE OF THIS DOCUMENTS, HENCE, THE DOCUMENTS WILL NOT BE RELEASED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE..

AGAIN, THIS IS WHERE YOU HAVE TO RE-SEND THIS MONEY TO, BELOW:

MR. DAVID BROWN, LONDON, UNITED KINGDON. WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, FORWARD ME THE FULL DETAILS BY THIS EMAIL AS SOON AS YOU MADE THE PAYMENT, SO THAT I CAN FORWARD IT TO THEM, IMMEDIATELY FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR DOCUMENTS OK.

THE ABOVE INFORMATION ISTHE FORMATIONS BELONGING TO OUR CORESPONDS CHAMBER IN UK, FOR APPROVAL OF THE RELEASE OF YOUR DOCUMENT, YOU ARE TO SEND THE MONEY TO THEM, AND NOT THROUGH MY SECREATARY AGAIN.

THANKS FROM YOUR KIND WORDS FROM (mrs. chaya mushka) YOU GIVE HER A BIG KISS FOR ME AGAIN AND ALL YOUR BOYS AND GIRLS. YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL FAMILY AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM AGAIN OK. IF YOU WANT ME TO COME I'M A BIT SHORT OF MONEY AT THE MOMEMT SO IF YOU SEND ME THE TICKET FEE. FOR THE FAMILY,

BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS

(A message so nice, he sent it twice, 6 minutes apart, then a third time about 9 hours later with an appended subject line: Re: COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY.(SEND ME THE PAYMENT DETAILS TO THIS EMAIL BOX AS YOU MADE THE PAYMENT). Sounding a bit desperate for his "chop", don't you think?)

Rabbi Ben Zona

July 6 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramsey

Dear Mickey,

I appreciate the sentiment, and nice to see you're a little more obsequious than in your last message. For the record I don't trust anyone's capabilities until they actually prove they're capable of something.

Now then, I have other business to attend at present, but I will get you the signed Deed of Agreement shortly. I don't anticipate any extra fees along the way - am I correct in this presumption? As I said in a previous email, I don't like paying up front. Owata has been very good to me thus far about sending me $50 as a show of good faith before I send him any money, every time. I know that since the money is there I'm free to send him his oftentimes outrageous fees. I just sent him another $500, and he doesn't know it yet, but I've arranged another first-class ticket to Israel for him to discuss another business opportunity that has come my way.

Looking at the documents, you're telling me that Kenneth Lay is the dead customer? I didn't realise he was from New Orleans.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 6 2008
from: Ben Zona
to: bogus Michael Ramsey

Mickey,
Is this some sort of joke?

Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 6 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: bogus Owata Dikedjua

Owata,

How very odd, I just called Aluklaka Dumas yesterday. He told me he picked up the money when I had my secretary sent it just before Shabbat. Why should I possibly be resending it?

Where has he gone to? It's not like him to leave the country without sending me an email from his private address.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

(Aluklaka Dumas was intended to be Owata's secretary, with hopes later on of a scammer holding up a sign with his name on it in case Aluklaka had to meet him in London...)

BOGUS Michael Ramsey

July 6 2008

from: bogus Michael Ramsey

to: Ben Zona

DEAR DR. RABBI BEN ZONA CONGREGATION OHAVEI BAMBA,

I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS IS NO JOKE OK.

I HAVE SINCE FOUND OUT MY CLIENT DIES AS THE RESULT OF A HART-REALATED CONDITION. HIS HART CONDITION WAS DUE TO THE DEATH OF ALL THE MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY IN THE AIR CRASH NEAR BAHRAIN AIRED AUGUST 23, 2000 - 2:50 P.M. ET AS REPORTED ON:(http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html)

SO THE MONEY HAS BEEN LEFT BEHIND IN A SPECIAL ACCOUNT AT THE STORK MARKET AFTER BEING PAID MANY DIVIDENDS. MY PROPOSITION TO YOU IS TO SEEK YOUR CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT-OF-KIN AND BENEFICIARY IN YOUR COUNTRY OF MY CLIENT OK.

I PROPOSE LIKE THIS

50% to us as the originator of this transaction.
40% to you as the beneficiary of the funds
10% for any expenses that may incur as a result of the transfer.

ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO BACK UP YOUR CLAIM AS MY CLIENT'S NEXT-OF-KIN WILL BE PROVIDED. ALL I REQUIRE IS YOUR HONEST COOPERATION TO ENABLE US SEE THIS TRANSACTION THROUGH OK.

I MUST USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO IMPLORE YOU TO EXERCISE THE UTMOST INDULGENCE TO KEEP THIS MATTER EXTRAORDINARY CONFIDENTIAL FOR SECURITY REASON, WHATEVER YOUR DECISION, WHILE I AWAIT YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE. PLEASE CONTACT ME AT ONCE TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST. REPLY TO ME HERE OK.

EMAIL stock_exchange999@yahoo.co.uk

Regards,
MR. MICHEAL RAMSEY
LONDON STORK EXCHANGE DIRECTOR

(on retrospect, I should have opened up "stork_exchange999@yahoo.co.uk")

Rabbi Ben Zona

July 6 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: bogus Owata Dikedjua

Owata,

Get a load of the below correspondence. (copied the last email from the bogus Michael)

I was kind of suspecting this from the beginning, but now it's so clear to me now - this guy is a scammer through and through. I will end it with him straight away.

Thank goodness for trustworthy men like you, Barrister Owata Dikedjua! Chaya Mushka put me up to it, especially with these documents being so close. I don't want to say what it is, but check your mail in the next couple of days, as there may be a surprise for you...

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 6 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Michael Ramsey, AND bogus Michael Ramsey

Dear Mickey and Mickey, whoever you are,

Please don't contact me ever again.

What do you think you're trying to pull here?
bogus Michael Ramsey

July 6 2008

from: bogus Michael Ramsey

to: Michael Ramsey

subject: BEN ZONA HE STILL MY MUGU

DEAR TONY,

WHAT WAS DAT SOUND? SOUND LIKE YOU LOSE BEN ZONA!

I BI TOO SMART FA U O!

MUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ASSSSSSSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bogus "Barrister" Owata Dikedjua

July 7 2008

from: bogus Owata Dikedjua

to: Ben Zona

DEAR DR. RABBI, COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY. YOUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN RECIEVED AND THE CONTENTS WELL UNDERSTOOD. YES, MR ALUKLAKA DUMAS, LEFT AFTER PICKING UP THE FUNDS, YOU SAID YOU CALLED HIM, IT IS POSSIBLE YOU CAN STILL GET HIM ON PHONE, BECAUSE HE CAN RECEIVE HIS CALL ANYWHERE. YOU HAVE TO RE-SEND THIS MONEY AS URGENT AS POSSIBLE LATEST TOMORROW TO EBABLE THEM APPROVE THE RELEASE OF THIS DOCUMENTS, HENCE, THE DOCUMENTS WILL NOT BE RELEASED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.. AGAIN, THIS IS WHERE YOU HAVE TO RE-SEND THIS MONEY TO, BELOW: MR. DAVID BROWN, LONDON, UNITED KINGDON. WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, FORWARD ME THE FULL DETAILS BY THIS EMAIL AS SOON AS YOU MADE THE PAYMENT, SO THAT I CAN FORWARD IT TO THEM, IMMEDIATELY FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR DOCUMENTS OK. BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA) ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS

(sent 3 times, each 5 minutes apart)

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 8 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: Michael Ramsey

DEAR DR. BEN,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY! HOW ARE YOU? HOPE FINE. HOW IS BUSINESS? HOPE FINE AS WELL. PLEASE SEND MY REGARDS TO (chaya mushka) AND THE KIDS.

I WANT TO THANK YOU VERY MUCH OK FOR ALUKLAKA DUMAS DELIVERED TO ME YOUR TICKETS TO ISRREAL TODAY OK. I RECIEVED THEM AT THE OFFICE AND I VERY MUCH LOOK FORWARD TO CATCHING UP WITH YOU IN ISREAL SOON. WILL YOU AGAIN BE PICKING ME UP AT THE AIRPORT? PLEASE LET ME KNOW URGENTLY AS I MUST PREPARE SOME PAPERWORK FIRST FOR SOME OF MY OTHERCLIENTS TOO OK.

AGAIN, WARMEST THANKS FROM ME AND THE LADS FROM LAGOS SEND THEIR REGARDS TOO OK.

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 6 2008
from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Michael Ramsey

subject: WHO NA MUGU BI

DEAR MUGU MUGU MUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

BEN ZONA HE NA GIF ME 2 TICKETS TO ISRAEL FIRST CLASS ELLALL

MY MONEY DON COME

BOTH GO CHOP AM? SAM-SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

("You want to go in with me on this? Not a chance, sir.")

Rabbi Ben Zona

July 8 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: bogus Owata Dikedjua

Owata,

What are you on about? I called him and he said he received the money. Don't you talk to your secretary?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 9 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: bogus Owata Dikedjua

Dear Owata,

Have you received my package by any chance? It should have arrived by now. Please let me know if it hasn't and I'll rectify the situation.

I got in the mail a similar proposition asking me to contact a security company in the Netherlands. What do you think? Can you front me for that? You seem to be quite knowledgeable in these areas.

I eagerly await your response.

BTW I still can't get over that idiot and scammer Michael Ramsey. He's obviously a few beans short of a cholent.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

("cholent": a traditional Ashkenazic stew)

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 9 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: bogus Ben Zona

Subject: ALUKLAKA DUMAS IS SICK AND I CANNOT COME TO ISRALE STRAIGHTAWAY OK

DEAR DR. RABBI,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON. HOPE BUSINESS AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAMILY IS FINE? I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AGAIN,BUT I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE THE FLIGHT THIS TIME OK AS I AM CAUGHT UP WITH SOME PRETTY HEAVY COURT CASES AT THE MOMENT HERE IN LAGOS SO I CANNOT GET AWAY RIGHT AT THE MOMENT. WILL YOU PERMIT ME TO CANCEL THE TICKETS AND HOLD ON TO THE MONEY SO I CAN BUY THE TICKETS AT A LATER DATE OK

ALSO PLEASE MY SECRETARY ALUKLAKA DUMAS HAS COME DOWN WITH ILLNESS AND IS IN THE HOSPITAL. I AM VERY WORRIED AND HE MAY HAVE TO FLY TO ENGLAND TO SEE A SPECIALIST. I AM A BIT SHORT OF MONEY AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE OF THE FINCNIAL YEAR ENDING OK AND THE FIRM HAS BEEN LEVERAGING OK SO IF YOU CAN PROVIDE MEA SMALL LOAN OF $3500 (THREE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS) I WILL BE SURE TO PAY YOU BACK OK. YOU CAN SEND IT THROUGH THE USUAL CHANNELS.

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS
Hilary Bolton

(why let a good mugu like Ben Zona go to waste? Ex-Michael Ramson/Ramsey rolls out Mr. Hilary Bolton... )


July 9 2008

from: Hilary Bolton

posing from info@
standardcharteredbank.
com, though all replies go to enquiries.scb@hotmail.com

to: Ben Zona

IP: 82.128.32.97
(Nigeria Cdma 1x/evdo Dial Up Pool)

STANDARD CHARTERED BANK
Office: 1Basinghall Avenue, London, EC2V 5DD,
Registered No: 973008 England.
Private Mailbag: M2 3LS: cable: lsbank.
Land Phone: +447031971924 Or +447031971928

Attention:,

Full Name: Dr. Rabbi Benyamin Dov Baer Shneur Zalman Zona
Address: 1 Briti Metumtam, Kiryat Tehina, Israel
Phone: 02 6713539
Age: 57
Occupation:Spiritual leade

On the debt liquidation file of the Bank of Africa, your details was forwarded for UNPAID SUM OF $5MILLION that has been approved and endorsed by the Federal Minister Of Finance on the ongoing debt settlement scheme.

We are glad to inform you, that your fund wire transferred have been finally released and forwarded for payment from the HMRC (Her Majesty Revenue and Customs) under 1998 constitution of the United Kingdom to your nominated bank account.

You are required to secure with the Homeland Security under the chief secretary control Mr. Michael Chertoff what is called Anti-Terrorism Clearance Certificate to enable the final transfer of your fund from the Reserved Bank of New York through the further credit of the JP Morgan Chase Bank New York.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Hilary Bolton
Direct line: +447031902511
Director: Foreign Operations/Remittance
For: Standard Chartered Bank

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Michael Ramson (Mr.)

July 9 2008

from: Michael Ramsey

to: Owata Dikedua

Dear friend,

Why are behaving so childish? Why why, I thought you are a matured person?

If you think you have gotten him to yourself, that is ok, stop this childish act, because if you continue this, I will make sure the same BEN puts u into Prison.

If you want to try me, try me.

U are eating your own, u stop another person 4 eating, are u a guyman? why are u so greedy? Na greedy to carry person enter grave yard, so stop this, or u will see me in action very soon, believe me.

If not for your greediness, I work $1k enter your hand, u never try to call or write to say, o boy stop this oo, but take $300 or 200, I don't think you are a true guy man?

Well, no shake sha oo, but make u dey reason well, of course, the same BEN go definitely stop sending u money one day, even your ticket was made possible through me.

So make u correct urself, I na guyman, u only succeeded because u hold the man tight, therefore, stop this mess.

I wanted to congratulate u and maybe say make we do things together, but ur way of life, I don't understand.

Bye.

(Apparently there are ethics in "guyman" world. Then again, if the tables were turned, I'm sure it would be me begging him for my hard-earned cash.)

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 9 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Michael Ramsey

DEAR TONY,

I BI JUSS MESSING WIT U BRODA. DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY PADDY.JUSS THE GUYMAN GAME EH. I'M NOT GREEDY, JUSS TRYING TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE JUSS LIKE YOU OK.

BEN NA MY MUGU FOR 4 MONTHS NOW I TAKE HIM FOR THOUSANDS.

ARE U IN LAGOS? MAYBE WE MEET SOME DAY.MAYBE SAY MAKE WE DO THINGS TOGETHER.
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 9 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Hilary Bolton

cc: bogus Owata Dikedjua

Dear Hilary Bolton,

I've never heard of any of this, but if you've got my full information, there must be some money there.

I'm cc'ing my lawyer, Owata Dikedjua, who can help move these modalities further.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 10 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: bogus Owata Dikedjua

Barrister Owata,

Apparently I have a draft for $5 million waiting for me at the Bank of Africa. If you straighten this out for me, I'll cut you in 50-50, you take care of all expenses.

There's been whispers in the community that I have been possibly misappropriating funds, so my expense budget will be cut low for the next few days until this all blows over. You'll have to spot me in the meantime, old chap.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Hilary Bolton

July 10 2008

from: Hilary Bolton

to: Ben Zona

STANDARD CHARTERED BANK
Office: 1Basinghall Avenue, London, EC2V 5DD,
Registered No: 973008 England.
Private Mailbag: M2 3LS: cable: lsbank.
Land Phone: +447031971924 Or +447031971928

Attention: ,

This is to inform you that we have received your email. Please we need your lawyers contact details to enable us research on his genuineness. We were informed that you have been sending money to some partners of yours who promised to transfer money into your account. Anyway we advice that you stop further communication as the government now is in charge of your payment and has granted us the power to do so.

You can obtain the Anti-terrorism Clearance Certificate by going to the Homeland Security Office in New York, USA or send the required fee to our logistics accountant officer who is in charge of your fund clearance.

You can forward to her immediately the amount of $1250 for the Anti-Terrorism Clearance Certificate and as soon as you send it with the below information, please do let us know and your fund wire transfer would be processed under 24hours.

Receiver's Name: Mrs. Angela Owen
Address: London, United Kingdom
Text question: For What?
Text answer: Clearance

Your payment has been programmed in our telex transfer system awaiting your complying to the demand of the Homeland Security to enable us complete your fund wire transfer as directed by the British Government.

As soon as you send this money, please for to this office immediately, you payment details to enable us issue your receipt to you and process your fund clearance.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Hilary Bolton
Direct line: +447031902511
Director: Foreign Operations/Remittance
For: Standard Chartered Bank
The "Real" Scammer Michael Ramsey

July 10 2008

from: Michael Ramsey

to: Owata Dikedjua

Subject: "kam kam kanu jo. ( at all at all na him bad)" which I think means "no hard feelings".)

Dear Broda,

If there is anything we can do together, is after u have given me something from those money i have worked into your hand, Broda e no easy now, i just tell client to send 1k, he send am 2 u, i even instructed him to send the ticket fee, which he did, u don't need me to remind u of what you have to do.

already u have spoil my job with the client, and u still hold on to the money all alone, broda e no make too much sense now?

Well, no amount is too small, send am to me, i will give u my account, dat way, i will be sure that u are not greedy , and i will also be ready do things with u, because i loved the way u handle ur side of Lawyer.

Let me hear.

watin be ur name now?

i dey wait u ooooooooooooo.

my number be dis oo (08073641208) call me make we still talk or add me to ur yahoo chat. tony4tony12@yahoo.com.

i wait u oo.
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 10 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Michael Ramsey

EH? WHAT $1K YOU BI TALKIN ABOUT BRODA?

(A legitimate question! Recall that Owata hasn't heard from Ben for awhile as Ben's been sending all his correspondence to bogus Owata... Seems as though Michael has stopped checking his bogus accounts...)

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 10 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: bogus Ben Zona
(but just to be sure...)

DEAR DR. RABBI,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY. HOW IS YOUR BEAUTIFUL FAMILY AND CHILDREN? HOPE FINE.

I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR A LONG TIME IS EVERYTHING OK??

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 13 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Hilary Bolton

Dear Mr. Bolton,

How are you even aware that I am sending money to my partners? I fail to see how other business matters I am involved with impinge on any modalities at present. My other business dealings are quite frankly none of your business. Any lawyer that I engage is likewise none of your business.

>> Anyway we advice that you stop further communication as the government now is in charge of yourpayment and has granted us the power to do so.

I'm unable to respond to this because I just don't know what this means. If the government is in charge of my payment, let the government contact me.

Which government are you referring to? If it's the British government, why would I have to travel to New York for an Anti-Terrorism Clearance Certificate? For that matter, what *is* an Anti-Terrorism Clearance Certificate?

Can you also remind me again what this money was for, and how you got my private details?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 13 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: bogus Owata Dikedjua

Dear Owata,

I haven't heard from you for a while. Is everything OK?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Hilary Bolton

July 15 2008

from: Hilary Bolton

to: Ben Zona

Standard Chartered Bank
Office: 1Basinghall Avenue, London, EC2V 5DD,
Tel: +447031971924 Or +447031971928

Attention: Dr. Rabbi Benyamin Dov Baer Shneur

Obviously, I am disappointed in you. The last time I sent you an email, I called you and you were not hearing me very I tried to explain thing to you but you banged the phone on me, I am not happy with you. (Woohoo! Vengeance is mine! Hope he called after 11pm.)

Like I told you on first email, your name and email address was forwarded to me by the British debt settlement scheme which they requested that you did not pay the Ant-Terrorism Clearance. You should know that the Anti-Terrorism Clearance is to certify that you are not a terrorist and your fund would not be used for terrorism.

It is the Head office of the Homeland security of the United States that is in charge of clearance certificate and that is why i asked you to go over but if you can not travel to the United states, you can send the money to us here in London Mrs. Angela Owen will clear your transaction as she is in charge of logistics and human resources.

I will advise that you stop harassing me and comply to enable us transfer your fund into your account. I am only working with orders from my superior so do not see me as your enemy.

Regards,
Mr. Hilary Bolton
Direct line: +447031902511
Director: Foreign Operations/Remittance
For: Standard Chartered Bank
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 15 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Hilary Bolton

Mr. Bolton,

Before I even broach the topic of the anti-terrorism certificate, let's get a couple of things straight:

1. "Stop harassing me" would imply that I am either constantly physically provoking you, which is impossible as we haven't had the pleasure of meeting; or I am persecuting you in some way. It is you that has sent me an unsolicited email, and it is you that has made an unsolicited phone call. I would say you, sir, are the one doing the harassment.

2. If you had bothered asking at all the etiquette in which to phone my house, I would have told you that there is not much point phoning during the day, as you would have reached either one of my 17 children still living with us, or my elderly parents. I would suggest you try very late at night, perhaps after 11pm. My parents not only do not speak English, but are also slightly deaf; if you were to yell "Ben Zona" into the phone they would know what to do with them. In any respect my parents had not passed any message an ostensibly distinguished man with presumably a British accent had telephoned.

I would suggest that if you want to continue dealing with me, have a few manners and a lot more respect.

By the way, in your circles have you ever come across a Michael Ramsey at the London Stock Exchange? You remind me of him in quite a lot of ways.

Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

(What the heck, let's get Owata in on the action. Scammer's probably forgotten that they haven't been in touch.)


July 15 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Hilary Bolton

DEAR,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON AND HOW ARE YOU? HOPE FINE. MY CLIENT dr. rabbi ben zona HAS ASKED ME TO CONTACT YOU IN ORDER TO ASSIST WITH THE TRANSFER OF $5MILLION FROM THE (bank of africa) OK.

I AM HAPPY TO HELP IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE IN ORDER TO EXPEIDIATE MATTERS OK I HAVE BEEN WORKING AS A BARRISTER FOR 27 YEARS SO I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING OK. I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO ACT AS AN INTERMEDIARY FOR dr. rabbi SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT IS IT I HAVE TO DO OK

IT IS AN HONOR DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW I CAN PLEASURE YOU IN THE FUTURE OK

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 15 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: tony4tony12@yahoo.com

(scammer's real email address)

(well, he didn't take the bait first time around, let's try again...)

EH? WHAT $1K YOU BI TALKIN ABOUT BRODA?
Tony Wike

July 16 2008

from: Tony Wike (scammer's real(?) name)
to: Owata Dikedjua

My Broda,

why u dey ask as if u no know?

d $1k Ben send to u, which u didnt bill him,

dat was the money i was to collect from him,

so make u send something to me,
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 16 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

HOW YOU DEY BE COLLECT FROM DA MUGU $1K? YOU NA HIM TELL TO SEND ME D MONEY? BEN ZONA HE DEY SHARE ALL HIS EMAIL WITH ME AND YOUR STORK EXCHANGE NEVER BI AKSING FOR NO $1K SO HOW YOU EXPLAIN DIS? SEND ME YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS AND I THINK ABOUT IT.
Hilary Bolton

July 17 2008

from: Hilary Bolton

to: Ben Zona

Standard Chartered Bank
Office: 1Basinghall Avenue, London, EC2V 5DD,
Tel: +447031971924 Or +447031971928

Attention: Dr. Rabbi Benyamin Dov Baer Shneur
To be very honest to you, I do not understand why we are on this very long argument which will lead to no where. I will apologize in I have in anyway wronged you but I know I have not. For this case I want you to know and understand that I am a very principled man and I do straight what I promise you I can do as a person.

If you would want me to assist you conclude this transaction and you have your fund credited into your nominated bank account, I will suggest that we stop over the argument and get straight into the business. The Anti-Terrorism as the Homeland security of the United States has demanded is the only hitch to your fund clearance so please clear this to enable me transfer your fund as it is my work to do.

I am given you this assurance, The fund will only last for 24hours immediately you clear the Anti-terrorism to get into your account mark my word. I have to let you know that this is the only thing left for you to do.

Lastly, I do not work stock market shows as I am a very busy man so I do not know the said person you have made mentioned off. Call me so that we can talk.

Regards,
Mr. Hilary Bolton
Direct line: +447031902511
Director: Foreign Operations/Remittance
For: Standard Chartered Bank
Tony Wike

July 17 2008

from: Tony Wike
to: Owata Dikedjua

Dear Broda,

na my account details be this below.

Account name: WIKE TONY

Account number: 0158 0520 0289 79

Bank name: UBA Bank.

Na my account details be dis broda, so make u send me anything u can.

I will really appreciate it.

Make i wait u..

Tony

(I am soooooooo good. At this point I sent an email to the EFCC, but yet have to get a response. Probably too small time, especially when they're investigating chiefs of police, government ministers, etc.)

Rabbi Ben Zona

July 20 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Hilary Bolton

Dear Mr. Bolton,

I agree; I have no need of arguments. I'm fortunately blessed with a large family of 28 children, and believe me I've had my share of arguments. Just this morning I had to separate the twins fighting over some old handbag they had. Hodl Zissel wanted to prepare it for play and Pesha Shterna wanted to be the last to touch it. Imagine all morning I heard screaming back and forth:

"Taister greatn!" "Letzt tzu filn!" "Taister greatn!" "Letzt tzu filn!"

I needed a Miller's Lite to calm down..

Mr. Bolton, I've been all around this great big world and I've never heard of an Anti-Terrorism Certificate. If I understand you correctly, whenever any bank account is to be credited in the world, it must first be cleared by the US? Let's say for argument's sake my bank account is in Venezuela, or Iran, or Sudan, or Syria. I would still need a US Certificate prove the money isn't being used for terrorism?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

(Sorry, a very poor Yiddish pun. Said really quickly, it sounds like an old beer commercial...)

Hilary Bolton

July 21 2008

from: Hilary Bolton

to: Ben Zona

Attention: Dr. Rabbi Benyamin Dov Baer Shneur,

If you tell me that you have not heard I might believe you but it does exist and I will never tell you a lie because I am a repented Christine so it does exist and this is the case of your fund not been remitted into your account?

I will ask you one question and I please want you to answer my question. How many International Wire Transfer you have had within this year that came successfully without the Anti-Terrorism clearance Certificate? If you have, then you will know that I am a liar but in the event you have not, then know this is true.

My dear brother, please do not think that I am trying to deceive you because I have no intension for that I m only doing my job. Believe if you pay the ant-terrorism under 24hours you will have your fund transferred into your account.

Regards,
Mr. Hilary Bolton
Direct line: +447031902511
Director: Foreign Operations/Remittance
For: Standard Chartered Bank
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 21 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Hilary Bolton cc: bogus Owata Dikedjua

Mr. Bolton (cc Barrister Owata Dikedjua),

No doubt as the Director of Foreign Operations in a major UK bank you would likely have a fine grasp of the English language, and no doubt you will have come across the term "non-sequitur". In case you haven't, a non-sequitur is basically when you make a conclusion that doesn't logically follow from the premise. Sort of like you're doing here.

You make the premise that there is such a thing as an Anti-Terrorism Certificate, based on the facts that (a) you are a repented Christine and that (b) wire transfers require such a certificate to go through.

We can knock (a) on the head right away. I can tell you using the same argument that the moon is made from halvah because you are a repented Christine. See where I'm coming from?

Let's knock (b) on the head too. I couldn't have possibly received an international wire transfer without an Anti-Terrorism Certificate because I don't receive international wire transfers at all. I still don't see the difference in this, because surely you weren't planning to get me my $5 million by international wire transfer, unless I've misunderstood something.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

p.s. Owata, I'll send you $1,000 to take care of what this lad needs, but it's not sounding too legit.
Tony Wike

July 21 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

Broda,

i no come hear from you again?

Hope say u don get my account details? make u try arrange the stuff now, no matter how small, i will appreciate it more, and that will assure me dat u na man to trust.

of course, we shall do more things 2gether, so make i wait 4 you today.

Your broda.

TONY.
Hilary Bolton

July 22 2008

from: Hilary Bolton

to: Ben Zona

Attention: Dr. Rabbi Benyamin Dov Baer Shneur,

We want to make it clear to you that Mrs. Angela Owen is incharge of your clearance so in case you would want to make your payment for the clearance send the money on the name of Mrs. Angela Owen who is our logistics accountant officer.

Regards,
Mr. Hilary Bolton
Direct line: +447031902511
Director: Foreign Operations/Remittance
For: Standard Chartered Bank
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 22 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

TONY I NA GET YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS

TELL ME U DEY WORK 4 U SELF?

I ME OWN OGA. BEN ZONA HIM JUSS SEN ME ANODA $1k AND I NA DO NUTHING

IF U GOT MUGUS LIKE I GOT MUGUS THEN I BE LISTENING

SHOW ME ANODA SAMPLE OF U WRITING AND I SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE

(was hoping to get a few more mugus out of this...)

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 22 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: bogus Ben Zona

DEAR DR. BEN,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY. HOW IS (chaya mushka) AND YOUR LOVELY CHILDREN? HOPE FINE.

MY SECRETARY WAS DOING THE DAILY ACCOUNTS AND RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT OF $1,000.00 ONE HOUR AGO AND THANK YOU FOR THAT OK. IF THIS IS REGARDING THE DOCUMENTS THEY ARE COMING ALONG NICELY AND THE JUDGE SAID THAT THEY SHOULD BE READY IN 24HRS OR MAYBE 48HRS THEN I WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT OK IT IS ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE THAT EXTRA MONEY AVAILABLE IN THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE SOMETIMES SOME EXTRA MONEY MAKES THINGS HAPPEN FASTER HERE IN NIGERIA IT IS NOT LIKE YOUR COUNTRY.

NOW I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW AND PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW THINGS ARE GOING OVER THERE OK.

TELL ME DR. BEN HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT COMING DOWN TO NIGERIA YOU HAVE ALREADY HOSTED ME IN ISRAEL AND I WOULD BE HONORED TO HAVE YOU COME DOWN TO HERE OK.

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 22 2008

from: Ben Zona
to: Hilary Bolton

Mr. Bolton,

Did you say I had to pay you anything? I thought you said that I could get the Anti-Terrorism Certificate directly from the US Government.

That is, if there is such a thing, unrepented Christines aside.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Hilary Bolton

July 23 2008

from: Hilary Bolton
to: Ben Zona

Attention: Dr. Rabbi Benyamin Dov Baer Shneur,

I think you are getting me wrong and quoting me wrong will not help you. I told you, you can only get the receipt on the certificate with our letter of application to the USA government HLS office here. Mrs.Angela Owen is incharge and if you can not come to London then she will do that as she is the only one that has the receipt to enable you et the certificate.

If you have send your money to anybody then i think you need your money back.

Regards,
Mr. Hilary Bolton
Direct line: +447031902511
Director: Foreign Operations/Remittance
For: Standard Chartered Bank
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 23 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Hilary Bolton

Mr. Bolton,

My name is Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona. Please address me as such; you do not have to use my full name in every correspondence.

So then you're doing the application to the USA government office there? What happens in countries that don't have a USA government HLS office?

Please send me Angela Owen's email address. Is she a repented Christine also?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Tony Wike

July 23 2008

from: Tony Wike
to: Owata Dikedjua

My Broda,

D problem be say, u hold dat client very well, but i don't like this idea of working client without distrbing you, and the client will be sending the money to u, dat is what i don't understand.

Well, am not disturbing u at all about that client, but, this issue of sending money dat suppose come to me, u receving it, is what i can't compromise.

Well, please for God sake send this money to me, is mine NOT yours, ok, no let us start fighting over a job, u are working him on ur side, while i work him on my side, therefore, i gave him a bill before u collected it, i gave him another one again, u are collecting it again,

dis is very unfair, because i don't want us to start diging over this, please, this is making $2000 so far, please for goodness sake send my part to this account info below:

na my account details be this below.

Account name: WIKE TONY
Account number: 0158 0520 0289 79
Bank name: UBA Bank.

PLEASE, NO LET US FIGHT OVER THIS MATTER, NA I BEG I DEY BEG U, I WILL NOT BE WORKING 4 U, PLEASE ACT LIKE A GUYMAN. TO AVIOD TROUBLE.

TONY
Hilary Bolton

July 23 2008

from: Hilary Bolton
to: Owata Dikedjua

(Pathetic. Simply pathetic.)

My guy,

i do not know you before but i the shot job and i get this Ben Zona now he sent my money to you. Please give me my share i beg do not do me like this.

I received the email he copied to you.

Hilary
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

(All right, I'll play along.)

July 23 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: Hilary Bolton

DEAR HILARY, I RECEIVE NO EMAIL FROM BEN ZONA ON ANY OF THIS BUSINESS. PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELF OK. BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA) ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS
Hilary Bolton

July 23 2008

from: Hilary Bolton
to: Owata Dikedjua

My guy do not pretend you do not know me.. I told him about the clearance on the Anti-terroris. Please. do as guy you are.
below is a copy of the message. and he confirmed he sent you the money.

(and he pasted my "repented Christine" letter. What a dummy. I sent this to the *bogus* Owata,

which confirms he's forgotten about those accounts.)

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 23 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

(An incensed Owata, no less.
Subject: YOU STILL WORKING MY MUGU????)

BRODA,

IS BEN ZONA HIM SENDING MONEY TO ME BECAS U NA TELL HIM? WHY U STILL HIM CHOP? I THOUGHT U FINISH WITH HIM.

I NO DEY GET EMAIL FROM BEN ZONA SOTEY OK
Hilary Bolton

July 23 2008

from: Hilary Bolton

to: Ben Zona

Attention: Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona, I do not have Mrs.. Angela Email address but i will call here to write to you and explain this more to you. here is here telephone number in case you would like to call her on phone: +447031963711. I also want to inform you that i am working on your lawyers to know if they are genuine. Can you please give more information about them where they are and address and phone number. Regards,
Mr. Hilary Bolton
Direct line: +447031902511
Director: Foreign Operations/Remittance
For: Standard Chartered Bank
Tony Wike

July 24 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

Broda,

u dey handle the client on ur side, and the client still dey communicate with me, i have to give him another bill, because, na mugu him be, so now he has sent the money to you, therefore my Broda, give me my money and tell ur client never to contact me again,

but make u arrange my share of the money first, so that everything go waker in peace as brodas.

send the money to my account, i gave u in my last email

I wait ooo
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 24 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Hilary Bolton

Mr. Bolton,

With all due respect, you need not concern yourself with the authenticity of my lawyers. Whoever I retain is not your business.

I look forward to hearing from Angela Owen.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 24 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: Tony Wike

BUT Y U STILL IN COMMUNICATION WITH MY CLIENT? I THOUGHT THE STORK EXCHANGE GUY WAS FINISHED. U HIM TALKING ON SOMTING ELSE?
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 24 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: Hilary Bolton

DEAR HILARY,

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OK. BEN ZONA HE PAY ME ON ANOTHER MATTER HAVE NUTIN TO DO WIT U.

I NEVER GOT THIS MESSAGE. WHICH ADDRESS DID HE SEND THIS TO?
Tony Wike

July 25 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

BRODA,

MAKE U SEND MY MONEY COME FIRST, STOP DIS QUESTIONS, I HAVE TOLD U TO TELL UR CLIENT TO STOP COMMUNICATING WITH ME, DATS ALL. SO STOP THIS.

AM WAITYIN FOR MY MONEY
Angela Owen

(Enter Angela Owen, who craves my indulgence.)

July 25 2008

from: Angela Owen, posing from angelaowen@security.
state.ny.us
but replies go to enquiries001@live.com

to: Ben Zona
same IP address

Dear Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona,

I most apologize for not have contacted you earlier as requested by Mr. Hilary Bolton of the STANDARD CHARTERED BANK LONDON.

In a nutshell, I want to clear you on the issue that your fund is moving from London to your country which we are in control off. However, the below address is our New York Head Office and we have here I am working as a divisional office in London.

I crave your indulgence that your clearance certificate would only be forward to you for clearance only from this office which will have to be approved by the New York Head office. I am personally in charge of clearance on international transactions.

My Regards,
Dr. Angela Owen (Mrs.)
For: The Department of Homeland Security, Clearance Officer For London Divisional Office.

New York City
Office of Homeland Security
State of New York
633 Third Avenue
New York, NY 10017

(Same message was sent 3 hours later.)

Tony Wike

July 26 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

Broda,

I still dey wait 4 my money, no let us fight over little money like this, I beg you for God sake, send my money through my account I gave to u already, dat money is little, therefore do not allow greed to destroy things with us ok.

Am still waiting to receive my money from you..

DO NOT ALLOW LITTLE MONEY TO CAUSE PROBLEM WITHIN US.

Tony
Rabbi Ben Zona

July 28 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Angela Owen

Dear Dr. (Mrs.) Owen,

Thank you for contacting me.

Living in Israel, I never underestimate the need for security. As you know, we are faced with security issues on a daily basis, and realise the importance of the Department of Homeland Security. However, I'm a bit confused as to why the Department of Homeland Security would be involved, let alone why the US has a divisional office in London. Certainly the English have their own security divisions? As far as I know, as the US really isn't involved in any part of this transaction, why a federal US department is middling in these modalities. Can you please shed some light on this?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 28 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: Tony Wike

WHAT DEY BE THINGS WITH US IF U NO SHOW ME 1 OR 2 OF UR MUGUS TO SHOW ME UA CHOP

I MAYBE SEND MONEY TOMORROW OR NEXT TOMORROW
Tony Wike

July 29 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

Broda,
I dey wait 4 my money tomorrow.
well, like i said 2 u before, we are definitely going to do things 2gether but, one thing i no understand about u, be say, ur client is disturbing and u want me to leave am? well, right now, i have left him bcos i noticed that each time, i ask him to pay me, he dey always send am to your side, so i don 4get anything 4 your sake, believe me, am very honest to you, as a GUY MAN TO a GUY THING.
But, you have to do exactly what you said regarding sending me my money, at least, out of the $2000 dollars so far sent by BEN,supposely made 4 me.
I beg we don't have to qurrel at all, so na broda we be despite the fact that we have not seem each other one on one.
So make u do everything possible to send my money to me, tomorrow, please let me know as soon as you do that tomorrow.
I remain ur Broda TEE.
Angela Owen

July 29 2008

from: Angela Owen

to: Ben Zona

Dear Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona,

How are you today and the troubles living in Israel?

I am very happy that you asked me a question I some conscious and curious client's as it will make you to understand vividly the importance and needs of what you are supposed to do before you do it.

Your fund wire transfer came from the JP Morgan Chase Bank New York after is approval to the Standard Chartered Bank for further credit to your nominated bank account in Israel and the collaboration of the Homeland Security and the British Government is in prevention of crimes and terrorism which you are much aware off. Over years now the British Government and the US Government as been in collaboration in poverty alleviation program bringing, the fight against biological cum nuclear weapons in the United Nations.

The hand to hand work of the British Government and our government has brought this security body the Inter Pool, the Scotland Yard the US Homeland Security FBI/CIA which strengthens the power of security and this advanced system.

I have been in this office since February last year and I have had many cases of this. I have look at the attached copy of a fake certificate given to of the client I had. So I am very sorry that Mr. Hilary Bolton never explained this much to you but it is my job. The certificate will cost you $1200. On request, it will take 3days to return to Britain if I send a telegram to our head office and I will use 3days to send it over to you by the Fedex Express or the DHL.

Sir, on payment of this legal charge, you will have your money within 24hours. Make your payment on my name either by Western Union or MoneyGram I will signed the transfer papers for the Standard Chartered Bank and they will transfer your fund before even you receive the certificate what they need is my signature to endorse your payment.

Here is your payment details:

Receiver's Name:---Angela Owen
Address:-----------London, United Kingdom

Regards,
Dr. Angela Owen (Mrs.)
For: The Department of Homeland Security,
Clearance Officer For London Divisional Office.
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

July 29 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

WHY NA $2000? BEN HE JUSS GIVE ME $1000 FOR STORK EXCHANGE

(a legit question: Tony doesn't yet know I know he's Hilary)

Rabbi Ben Zona

(what the heck, I've got some time this evening)


July 29 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Angela Owen

Dear Dr. (Mrs.) Owen,

I detect from your flowing prose that you're an erudite woman, but very busy in her job, and at times careless with your messages due to your commitments. You possess a doctorate - I'm assuming you're not a medical person - and you hold a high position in Homeland Security. I probably am correct to surmise that academically, you're been around the block, so to speak.

Your message, though, reminds me slightly of a Talmudic work. Bravo to you, Dr. Mrs. Owen. Have you ever heard of, or read the Talmud?

Paradoxically, it is both a living document and a historical archive, containing all the history behind and precedents outlining how my people ethically and morally live their daily lives. As a religious lay leader, the Talmud is my lifeblood. Reading the Talmud takes years of study and hard work. The language is a mixture of Hebrew and Aramaic, and usually the text is not written in complete sentences or in the common grammatical parlance of Babylonia, so at times seems a little bit incomprehensible to an outsider.

Let me give you an example. It was normally forbidden in ancient times to light a fire in the Temple immediately before the Sabbath, because it might incite others to stoke the flames, which is a transgression, except under certain conditions, depending on how much of the fire was lit. On this note, the text from Tractate Shabbat p. 20a translates as: "...A single wood. Rav said: Most of its thickness. And some report it to most of its circumference. Rav Pappa said: Therefore we need most of its thickness and we need most of its circumference."

What does this really mean? "Regarding a single, thick piece of wood, Rav said: The fire must penetrate most of its thickness before the Sabbath in order for us not to commit a transgression. And some report Rav's view as being: The fire must catch on to most of its outer circumference. Rav Pappa said: Therefore, since it is unclear which "most" is needed, we need that the fire penetrate most of its thickness and we need that it should catch on to most of its circumference before the Sabbath in order to avoid a transgression."

So from years of reading Talmud, I've gotten quite good at interpreting the cryptic. Sorting the wheat from the chaff in your message though has me a little stumped. Every sentence, in fact, has some mystical undertone. I'm fascinated, more than anything. Allow me to attempt an exegesis of your missive. Please correct any mistakes in my interpretation.

"I am very happy that you asked me a question" - Something good has happened in your life. A new child, perhaps? A promotion? Unseasonably beautiful weather? Found $50 at the side of the road?

"I some conscious and curious client's" - Indeed unless you were a hypnotherapist, I would gainly suspect most of your clients should be conscious. I'll grant you the missing verb, as busy people don't have time for verbs. I oftentimes forget direct objects in my sentences, leaving the reader very. "Client's" though is an odd choice of words; Civil servants from America and the UK generally don't refer to citizens as "clients". Your background is either in finance, or you're not native to the US. Am I right?

"as it will make you to understand vividly the importance and needs of what you are supposed to do before you do it" - Do most of your "client's" do things without understanding what they do? I pity the state of anyone doing a wire transfer anywhere in the world.

"Your fund wire transfer came from the JP Morgan Chase Bank New York after is approval to the Standard Chartered Bank for further credit to your nominated bank account in Israel" - although that ninny Bolton suggested the fund comes from the Bank of Africa

"and the collaboration of the Homeland Security and the British Government is in prevention of crimes and terrorism which you are much aware off" - In fact I'm not aware off [sic] US Homeland Security operating in the UK openly. I understand the two governments working in international collaboration, but still did not realise that the US opened up a divisional office in the UK. Where is it located? How long has it been there? Who is in charge?

"Over years now the British Government and the US Government as been in collaboration in poverty alleviation program" - What have been the results of this collaboration? Where is the poverty being alleviated? In the UK or the US? And why is there a need for collaboration? Surely the US needs no help from the UK in domestic issues?

"bringing the fight against biological cum nuclear weapons in the United Nations." - I've always had a sneaking suspicion why the UN has been so anti-Israel over the past 60 years. I didn't realise it was because of the biological cum nuclear weapons stashed there! Israel must have cottoned on early. Where are the weapons? UN headquarters in New York?

"The hand to hand work of the British Government and our government hasbrought this security body the Inter Pool" - no doubt leaving them drowning in paperwork (nyuk nyuk)

"the Scotland Yard the US Homeland Security FBI/CIA which strengthens the power of security and thisadvanced system" - of what exactly? Alleviating poverty? Fighting the nuclear weapons stored in the Secretariat Building?

"I have been in this office since February last year and I have had many cases of this." - I know, with all my student's, all the consciou's and curiou's question's get to me sometime's as well.

"I have look at the attached copy of a fake certificate given to of the client I had." - By this you no doubt mean that the time and effort I spent to secure a fund that is rightfully mine is predicated on a bogus certificate. This leaves me mildly annoyed.

"So I am very sorry that Mr. Hilary Bolton never explained this much to you but it is my job." - viz., to not explain it to me either.

"The certificate will cost you $1200." - A full sentence, grammatically and contextually correct. I knew you could do it! I see though you've lowered Mr. Bolton's price $50. He should be reported, as no doubt he was looking to profiteer. I always suspected him.

Understand Dr. Mrs. Owen, that I am no closer to gleaning why exactly an Anti-Terrorism Certificate is needed.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Angela Owen

July 30 2008

from: Angela Owen
to: Ben Zona

Dear Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona,

With due respect sir, I do believe that you pay this fee to have your fund cleared or put it in writing that you do not wish to have your $5million transferred.

With this, i think we are done. I have told you the gospel truth on what you need to know I am not really into politics and I don't tell lies.

Regards,

Dr. Angela Owen (Mrs.)
For: The Department of Homeland Security,
Clearance Officer For London Divisional Office.
Tony Wike

July 30 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

Broda,

I beg make u try send me the money between 11.am and 1.pm today, so that, the money will be posted to my account before 2.30 pm, because am expected to be at the banking hall by 2.pm today to confirm it.

i beg let it be today because i also have some other things to do in the bank so that i can check everhthing together.

incase u dont have my account details, here is it again:

Account Name:WIKE TONY.
Account Number: 0158 0520 0289 79
Bank Name: UBA Bank Plc.

please try to send it as i stated above to enable me includes, and check together. whether it is $1000 or more, i don't have problem with that just send what u think is mine.

Thanks Man.

Let me know immediately.
Tony Wike

July 30 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

Broda,

There is no problem, just go ahead and send my own, even if is $1k, i don't have any problem d money is already sent to u,so just send mine tomorrow,



I am waiting. Tony..
Tony Wike

Aug 1 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

Broda,

what is happening to my money? i have waited and waited, what is happening? i have not receive any money from you. Please send the money to me Tomorrow Friday..

I waity your email.

Tony.
Rabbi Ben Zona

Aug 2 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Angela Owen

With all due respect, Dr. Mrs. Angela Owen, it's your own department setting the fee, and you "believe" it's for having the fund cleared? Do you not know? I can't say I have much faith in you in these modalities..

(Owata, this is a big payout. I'll send you $2,500 to take care of this lady. She still hasn't told me what an Anti-Terrorism Certificate is, or if there's any proof of one.)

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Aug 2 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

U HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS, TEE.

I GIVE U MONEY, THEN WHAT HAPPENS? WHAT ABOUT UR OTHER MUGUS? I WANT SOME CHOP OR U NO GET UR MONEY
Tony Wike

(now he's really pissed off. Writing in all-caps and all...)


Aug 3 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

BRODA,

AM NOT ASKING U TO DASH ME MONEY. NO, AM ONLY ASKING U FOR MY MONEY($1K), BEN ZONA SENT TO YOUR HAND RECENTLY. LOOK, AM NOT A BABY IN THIS JOB, IF YOU WANT TO EAT THAT MONEY, U CAN GO AHEAD, BUT, I WILL MAKE SURE THAT U PAY DAT MONEY 10TIMES, BELIEVE ME.

DAT MONEY IS MY, NOT YOURS, OK, BUT IF U INSIST IN MAKING AWAY WITH THE MONEY, THEN GO AHEAD.

AND STOP ASKING ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MUGUS, OK, U ONLY HAVE TO CONSENTRATE ON THE ONE WEY CONCERN US TOGETHER.

I WILL WAIT 4 MY MONEY ON MONDAY, BUT, BRODA, AM VERY VERY CLOSE 2 U, DON'T EAT WHAT U DON'T WORK FOR?

BECAUSE GREED THEY SAY IS BADLY.

DAT NA MY ADVISE TO YOU.

I WILL STILL EXPECT MY MONEY FROM U..
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

(aw, what the heck...)

Aug 4 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

GREED? DONT U BI TALKIN ABOUT GREED, HILARY.

HAPPY TO PAY U BACK. DO I NEED TO BUY A ANTI-TERORIST CERTIFICATE FIRST? CAN I BUY IT FROM U OR DO I HAVE TO GO TO ANGELA OWEN?
Tony Wike

(looks like a humbled Tee.)


Aug 5 2008
from: Tony Wike
to: Owata Dikedjua

are you saying you are given me my money or not?

let me know.

(At this point, Ben Zona has received 2 whole new separate scam emails from roughly the same IP address.. So I don't get overly confused, I ignore them both.)

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Aug 5 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

ONLY IF U MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE

IF U ARE DISHONEST AND GREEDY WITH ME U GET NATIN

LOOKS LIKE I GET ANOTHER $2500 FROM BEN ZONA FOR ANGELA OWEN

NA U OOO!

("Na u o" = "You're the man!")

Tony Wike

Aug 6 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

Broda,

am working, u are collecting, dont u think is better we get it right this time, dat Ben Zona, is a real mugu, he still doesnt want to leave, so make u try and understand me.

Am giving bills, and u are collecting it, broda, i need you to understand that this can happen to anyone, so make u try and cooperate with me, so that Ben zona will pay more from this side too.

so make u get the money, give me my shares, that all, it doesn't disturb your dealings with him as a Lawyer. so make u just cooperate with the whole thing ok.

try and take ur share return the rest to me. so that we will both pull more money from him from this side.

Tony..
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Aug 6 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Ben Zona, AND bogus Ben Zona
bcc: Tony Wike

subject:
THANKS FOR YOUR SUBMISSION OF $2,500.00 IT WAS WELL RECIEVED OK

DEAR RABBI BEN,

TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU. HOW IS (chaya mushka) AND YOUR WONDERFUL FAMILY? HOPE FINE.

MY SECRETARY HAS INFORMED ME THAT HE HAS RECIEVED YOUR $2,500..00 (two thousand five hundred dollars) WITH MUCH THANKS. AND I ALSO HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. THE DOCUMENTS HAVE CLEARED THE COURTS I HAVE BEEN THERE ALL MORNING SORTING THIS OUT FOR YOU OK. THE WIRE TRANSFER CAN NOW HAPPEN IT'S BEEN ALONG TIME OK.

THE DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN OPERATIONS AT THE BANK WILL BE IN TOUCH WITH YOU SHORTLY TO WIRE YOU THE MONEY HE WILL SEND YOU AN EMAIL OK.

I THINK HILARY BOLTON AND ANGELA OWEN ARE BOTH SCARMERS. YOU MUST BE CAREFUL LIKE I SAY WITH DEALING FROM PEOPLE FROM THIS SIDE OF THE WORLD A LOT OF AFRICANS ARE POOR AND GOOD PEOPLE BUT THERE ARE SOME SCARMERS WHO TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF GOOD PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF OK. YOU KNOW IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION AS A GOOD CHRISTIAN TO EVER SCARM ANYONE OR HURT ANY ONE.

I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND AM GOING TO MAIL YOUR ACCOUNT AND YOUR OLD ACCOUNT MAYBE THERE IS A SECURITY PROBLEM OK. I DON'T KNOW IF YOUR MESSAGES ARE GETTING TO ME I THINK THERE IS SOMEONE MESSING UP THE EMAIL ACCOUNT OK.

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS
Rabbi Ben Zona

Aug 7 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Owata Dikedjua, Angela Owen, Hilary Bolton

Dear Owata,

At long last! I haven't heard from you for so long. I think you've got your email addresses mixed up; this is my email address. And I also note that you're writing me from your original email address. I don't understand what had happened. And don't worry - I trust you implicitly, and I know you'll never try to rip me off. I feel so close to you, especially after your visit with us in Israel. Sometimes I feel even though we live miles away that we are indeed the same person.

In any event, I do know that we're looking at a pretty big payout here, so the $2,500 was well worth it.

Why do you say Angela Owen and Hilary Bolton are both scammers? Her email address says she's from Homeland Security. Then again she still hasn't fully explained why she needs an Anti-Terrorism Certificate nor why the US Government is involved.

Angela and Hilary, kindly explain yourselves.

Looking forward to hearing from the Director of Foreign Operations.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Tony Wike

Aug 7 2008

from: Tony Wike
to: Owata Dikedjua

Broda,

I received the message u sent your client, well, u have told him again dat am a scammer, so HOW DO I GET MY SHARE, AT LEAST FROM THE ONE SENT SO FAR.

U HAVE MY ACCOUNT WITH U? SO MAKE U HURRY AND SEND ME THE MONEY, EVEN IF U HAVE STOPED HIM AGAIN. LET ME HEAR FROM U

Life is more than these, do what is right,
Tony Wike

Aug 11 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

MY Friend,

Am still wait for the money, or do u want to eat everthing too?

Please, let me know.
I worked for that money, and i can't let it go, so i wait your mail, and my share.
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Aug 11 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

SO WHAT IS UR BILL UP TO MICHAEL STORK EXCHANGE AND HILARY AND ARGELA OWEN?

TELL ME WHAT U THINK U EARNED
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Aug 11 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua

to: Ben Zona, Hilary Bolton, Angela Owen

Dear Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? HOPE FINE.

YOU ARE RIGHT WHEN YOU SAY WE ARE THE SAME PERSON OK I THINK WE ARE VERY CLOSE AND IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE'RE THE SAME PERSON OK I AGREE.

I SPOKE TO ANGELA AND I'M NOT SURE SHE ISN'T A SCARMER WHAT I SUGGEST IS WAIT FOR HER TO WRITE YOU BACK TO EXPLAIN HERSELF AND THEN YOU KNOW FOR SURE OK.

HAS THE DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN OPERATIONS WRITTEN YOU YET? IT'S A MAN NAMED (dr. herbert r. tarlek) FROM THE BANK OF AFRICA, YOU SHOULD HEAR FROM HIM SOON, I SENT YOU HIS EMAIL ADDRESS BEFORE IN ANOTHER MESSAGE OK SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND WRITE HIM IF YOU WANT OK.

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS
Tony Wike

Aug 12 2008

from: Tony Wike

to: Owata Dikedjua

U know quit well, the total amount sent to u so far,

I have forgotten the previous $1k, but the recent $2,500, i need my percentage, i can't let dat money go like dat, so please for the GOD sake send my part.

If you want to eat everything please let me know.

Thanks..
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Aug 12 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

SO THAT'S THE TOTAL AMOUNT $1K FROM STORK EXCHANGE PLUS $1K FROM ANTI-TERROR PLUS $2.5K FROM JUST NOW? SO THAT'S $4,500.00? THAT'S WHAT U WANT?
Rabbi Ben Zona

Aug 12 2008

from: Ben Zona

to: Owata Dikedjua, Hilary Bolton, Angela Owen

Dear Owata,

Well no, I haven't heard from Angela Owen or Hilary Bolton for quite some time. You're right - they're probably scammers. Let's leave them alone. I'm glad you're my lawyer! Your honesty and integrity has saved me from quite a bit of money!

I haven't heard from your Dr. Herbert R. Tarlek yet. I don't even know his email address. Did you say he's supposed to email me? From the Bank of Africa? I think you've got your people mixed up - Hilary Bolton was from the Bank of Africa. Didn't you tell me before he was in the UK somewhere? There was an Edward Godspeed or something who wrote me a message last week but I haven't replied to him.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Aug 12 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

BRODA,

I WAS JUST CHECKING EMAIL AND DIS CAME IN. PADDY, DERE IS NO DR. HERBERT R. TARLEK. NOW U GO AND WRITE TO BEN ZONA SAYING UR DIRECTOR OF FORIEGN OPERATIONS AT SOME BANK IN THE UK. NOW U CAN EAT TOO.
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

(not like Tony not to write for a few days...?)

Aug 16 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

TEE,

U DEY SHOW ME HOW U SCARM BEN ZONA AS HERBERT R. TARLEK AND U EAT 2.

I WAIT OOOOOO
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

(Looks like this one's over. Here's one last kick at the proverbial can:)

Aug 18 2008

from: Owata Dikedjua
to: Tony Wike

BRODA,

U NO DEY WRITE TO BEN ZONA. TOO BAD, U NO PROVE UR WORTH TO ME.

WHAT DO U THINK OF MY NEW WATCH? IT'S A Cartier Men's Pasha Seatimer Automatic Steel Watch. I DEY PAY $4,359 LEAVING $141 FOR U. I FEEL LIKE I OWE U FOR UR HARD WORK. TELL ME WHEN U GET THE MONEY.

NA U OOOO TEE

Michael Ramson (Mr.)

Sep 18, 2009
From: LONDON STOCK EXCHANGE (stockexchange2
@yahoo.co.uk)
Subject: NO FUNDS IS WASTE, WHEN IT IS SOULED IN THE HOUSE OF GOD.
IP: (still based in Lagos, Nigeria)

We are forwarding this mail to you in reminding you that your funds is still intact in our firm.
Rabbi Ben Zona

Sep 21, 2009

Well, if it isn't Michael Ramsey Mr.! I'd recognize that subject line anywhere.

Can you remind me where we were at with my funds and what these modalities were all about? It's been so long. I also recall my "barrister" Owata Dikedjua was involved as well, though I fear he may have made off with quite a bit of my money. I have paid him in upward of $50,000 but am still waiting on my big payout. Apparently I'm a little more gullible than I once thought.

I'll make it quite simple. I'm an old man, successful in life, learned of the intricacies of the Talmud, and with a lot of funds already at my disposal. What kind of funds are we talking about here?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

Michael Ramson (Mr.)

Sep 22, 2009

Mr. Ben,

Thanks for your respond,

If you must know, your funds is still in our custody here in the London stock exchange.

Your Lawyer has made away with your $50,000 usd without any achievement what kind of business is that?

How could a sincere Lawyer made away with $50,000 without any accomplishment.

Well, be informed that your US$25 Million is still waiting for you in our custody, i know your lawyer will always block you from having the funds, as he doesn't want you to venture into any other business accept his, so that he can continue taking more money out of your hands.

However, your funds will be remitted to you through our diplomatic channels, ONLY you will have to pay for the delivering services.

Like i said last 2 years, if you want this money without any hinderance, you have to keep this away from your so-called Oweta (Lawyer) because we have found out that he is not sincere with you or anyone else that has a dealings with you.

Therefore, we shall be hearing from you if TRULY you want this pending transaction concluded as soon as possible, because the Diplomat will commence on the trip to Israel immediately the delivering fee is forwarded.

Thanks as we anticipate hearing from you.

Mr. Michael Ramsey.
Rabbi Ben Zona

Sep 22, 2009

B"H

Dear Mr. Ramsey,

It's funny. I don't know where it all fell apart. Barrister Dikedjua even came and visited me. Stayed in my home. He brought his brother because he had never been to Israel before. I took him everywhere, bought him nice meals, presents... But oh, how gullible I was! I will never make such a mistake again.

It is you I should have listened to all along. I learned from you that the London Stock Exchange strictly uses Yahoo addresses. I learned from you that no funds is waste when it is souled in the house of g-d.

I will write to Owata once and for all that it's all over between us.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

Rabbi Ben Zona

Sep 22, 2009
To: Owata Dikedjua
Cc: Michael Ramsey

Barrister Owata Dikedjua,

Please do not bother me again. You are no longer in my employ. I have waited long enough for my money to come through, but my patience has come to an end. I will go off and find another Nigerian barrister to complete these modalities.

I think the respectful thing to do now is to return my money. When can I expect payment?

Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

Michael Ramson (Mr.)

Sep 23, 2009
To: Ben Zona
Subject: Please keep this transaction secret until the consignment get in your hands.

Mr. Ben Zona,

It will be nice if he can return your money to you, of course, He visited you for you to trust him, similar thing happened here in UK, where a particular client visited one of our staff, after one week of staying together, he made away with 30,000 Pounds,in the name of documents, till now no money has been received and the visitor has also disappeared forever.

Like i said earlier, if you can keep this away from Him, i will assure you that your fund will get to your home as a consignment without wasting any time. Because if he knows he will not allow you to have anything doing with any other person apart from himself.

I know you will definitely compensate me after your funds is get to you?

However, let me know if you want the diplomats to commence delivering of your consignment to Israel immediately, it will only cost you delivering fee $3,500 usd, which you must pay part ($1,500 usd), before they will move to Israel, then, when you see your consignment you pay the balance of $2,000 usd..

Please keep this transaction secret until your consignment get to your hands. I will also forward you the secret code of your consignment, which only you and i know, the diplomat did not know of the code, they will only deliver your consignment to your home address.

I wait your email.

Mr. Ramsey.
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Sept 23, 2009
To: Ben Zona
Cc: Michael Ramsey

DEAR DR. RABBI BEN,

YOUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN RECIEVED AND THE CONTENTS NOT WELL UNDERSTOOD OK IM SORRY YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DO BUT THATS FINE IF YOU DO NOTE WANT TO GO AHEAD AS ITS YOUR MONEY AS I AM ONLY A BARRISTER TO HELP YOU RETREVE THE MONEYS AS I HAVE BEEN PAID REGARDLESS OF WHETHER U RECEIVES UR PAYMENT SO THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT.

NOW YOU LISTEN ME WELL WELL OK YOU MUST STOP TALKING WITH FRAUD STARS IN AFRICA IVE TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE OK NOTICE YOU HAVE WROTE A MAIL TO THE STORK EXCHANGE FROM LAST YEAR HAS HE CONTARCTED YOU AGAIN????

U SHOULD KNOW AND TAKE IT FROM ME THAT MAN IS A SCARMER FROM NIGERIA OK. I DEAL WITH THIS RUBBISH EVERY DAY. HE SAY HIS NAME IS REALLY TONY WIKE BUT HE ALSO MAILS ASKING FOR ANTI TERORISM CERTIFICATES BUT THERE IS NO SOME SUCH THING OK. TONY WIKE IS A LIER DR. RABBI SO U SHOULD BE AWARE HE IS VERY GREEDY AND HE WONT STOP UNTIL HE HAS TAKEN ALL UR MONEY LIKE MANY OTHER 419 SCARMERS HERE IF YOU WANT TO BE BLIEVE HE REALLY WORKS TO THE STORK EXCHANGE IN LONDON YOUR FOOLING YOURSELF.

PLEASE CALL ME TO DISCUSS THIS IN MORE DETAIL ON MY PRIVATE NUMBER AND SAY A WARM HELLO TO YOUR BEUFTIFUL WIFE CHIYA MISHIKA AND YOUR LOVELY CHIDREN OK.

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS

Michael Ramson (Mr.)

Sep 24, 2009

Mr. Ben Zona,

I have already told you that your so-called Lawyer will always look for a means of blocking you from any other business opportunity except his.

I got the email He sent to you claiming that am a scammer and my name is tony wike, from nigeria, well as a matter of fact, am right here in the UK, am not a Nigerian, i work with the London stock exchange. Honestly that your Lawyer must be a big lier. He only look for something to tell you for you to keep believing in him and sending more money to him, a lawyer who has collected over $50,000 from someone without any concrete achievement.what a big thief he is, a nigerian 419. they always claim to be right, until they kill you.

Well, am suggesting you go ahead and send the money so that the Diplomat will deliver your funds to your address, that will also prove to you that am NOT a lier, but He is. your consignment is ready, just go ahead and send the $1,500 part of delivering fee to me, and after you receive your consignment you pay the balance of $2,000 usd.

Send through western union money transfer (Mr. Michael Ramsey, London United Kingdom).

forward me the payment information immediately, so that i will personally pick up the money and pay directly to the diplomatic department for immediate delivering of your consignment to your home address.

Also forward me your new home address and phone numbers.

Please keep this transaction secret until you receive your consignment, because i don't want your so-called Nigeria Lawyer to spoil your mind again.

I wait your email.

Mr. Michael Ramsey.
Rabbi Ben Zona

Sep 24, 2009
To: Owata Dikedjua
Cc: Michael Ramsey

Owata,

Acknowledging your phone call late last night. My parents gave me the message this morning, but you have to scream louder into the phone next time; remember that they're both quite deaf.

Of course I want the money that's owing to me. Who is Tony Wike? I remember all those anti-terrorism certificates. There was some scammer named Hilary Bolton or something wanting me to pay for one from the foreign branch of the CIA or something - I think you're getting your people confused. Michael Ramsey has never asked me for anything, although it is funny that he's all of a sudden come out of the proverbial woodwork. I'm sure he has a good explanation, even though he hasn't given me one yet. I'm not sure whether the money he's asking me for is for a new transaction or for the old one. It's been so long I can't even remember.

But you're off the case anyway. I'm out over $50,000 to you and what do I have to show for it? It's funny you should say that the ball is in my court when it's quite squarely in yours. What say you?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

Michael Ramson (Mr.)

Sep 28, 2009
To: Ben Zona
Subject: very urgent.

Dear Ben Zona,

How are you doing today?

Hope you have a nice service at your church on Sunday?

Well, i am still waiting to final this pending transaction with you, kindly hurry so that the Diplomat will commence the journey to Israel immediately after we confirm the receipt of the part payment, delivering fee ($1,500 usd), this is our method of delivering funds to our international clients due to little challenges we had lately with the barclays bank UK, our management decided lately to deliver all funds through diplomatic means.

Please endeavor to expedite the sending of the money so that your consignment will be in your home latest Thursday this week.

I wait your email.

yours truly

Michael Ramsey.

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Sept 30, 2009
To: Michael Ramsey
Subject: BRODA TEE

TEE

WE MEET AGAIN GUYMAN

ANY MORE CHOP FO MI? I DEY TAKE $51,433.50 FA DIS MAGA BEN ZONA

NA U OOOO

OWATA
Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Sept 30, 2009
To: Ben Zona
Cc: Michael Ramsey

DEAR RABBI BEN,

LIKE I SAY BEFORE TONY WIKE IS THE STORK EXCHANGE GUY WHO WILL TRY TO CHEAT YOU AND RIP YOU OFF AND HILARY BOLTON AND THIS SO CALLED (michael ramsey) IS THE SAME PERSON OK YOULL SEE DIS GUY HAS NO EXPLANATION FOR WHY HE DEY CALL YOU AFTER SO LONG WITHOUT SENDING A MAIL WHY DONT YOU ASK HIM IF YOU DONT BELEIVE HIM HE JUSS TRY TO TAKE YOUR MONEY

LIKE I SAY BEFORE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANTI-TERROR CERTIFCATE BUT THIS IS A SCARMER TRICK TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR SOMETHING DAT ISNT THERE

I DONT WANT TO TALK LIKE THIS BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR HOLY PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF BUT TO ME IT DOESNT MATTER WHO YOU WANT TO BELEIVE BUT IF YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH SCARMERS BE MY GUEST OK.

PLEASE I HOPE YOU SEE THE RIGHT THINGS IN ALL THIS AND COME TO YOUR SENSES QUICKLY OR THIS SO CALLED STORK EXCHANGE GUYMAN WILL RIP YOU BLIND. PLEASE GIVE MY REGARDS TO YOUR WONDERFUL FAMILY.

BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS

Rabbi Ben Zona

Oct 5, 2009
To: Owata Dikedjua
Cc: Michael Ramsey

Dear Owata,

Thanks again for the chat earlier today. I'm glad you cleared up a lot of things for me. I've sent you another $5000 for processing fees, and thanks for moving this along.

Mr. Ramsey, as Barrister Dikedjua says, why have you waited so long to contact me?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation

...and then...

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification.
Delivery to the following recipients failed.
stockexchange2@yahoo.co.uk

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Oct 5, 2009
To: Tony Wike (tony4tony12
@yahoo.com)

(if you don't know who Tony Wike is, go back to the top of this page and view the rest of the scambait.)

TEE,

YOU STILL DERE????????? U SEE?????????? I GET ANODA $5000 FO BEN ZONA. ALL THANKS TO U, BRODA.

WHERE DID U GO? U CLOSE UR EMAIL ADRESS??????????????

OWATA DIKEDJUA

(quoting)

From: Ben Zona
To: Owata Dikedjua

Dear Owata,

You appear to be right. Our Mr. Ramsey has indeed disappeared.

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

Michael Ramson (Mr.)

Oct 8, 2009
From: London Stock Exchange (stockexchange3
@yahoo.co.uk) (and back on the scene)
To: Ben Zona
Subject: Mr. Ben.

Mr. Ben,

How are you doing today?

I want you to hurry so that we can conclude this pending transaction.

I wait your email.

Ramsey Michael
Rabbi Ben Zona

Oct 11, 2009
To: Michael's new address

Mr. Ramsey,

The below message, sent last week, bounced back. (and I quoted the original one) Why do you keep changing your email address? What's going on at the Stock Exchange?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

Michael Ramson (Mr.)

Oct 13, 2009
To: Ben Zona

Mr. Ben,

Thanks for your email.

to answer your question, we don't change email address, we have this emails already and we can reach our client on any of the emails.

Also, i have seem that your so-called Lawyer is still holding you tight, however, it apears you are dancing to his., but, i will advise you to stop sending money to him, because you can never get any money in return, he will continue deceving and deciving you till you sell your property to get him money.

By the way, who and who is requesting for anti-terrorism certificate? because my company has never requested any document from you. (why, it's I and I, of course)

so i need an explanation to this question.

Thanx as i wait your email.

I have always advise you to keep this transaction away from him till you receive your consignment, but it look as though you can not do without him.

i wait your email. Mr. Michael.
Rabbi Ben Zona

Oct 14, 2009
To: Michael Ramsey
Cc: Owata Dikedjua

Mr. Michael - wasn't it Mickey? Can I go back to calling you Mickey? It just seems that I can't stop taking it, so it would seem appropriate.

If you don't change email addresses, the other one wouldn't have suddenly stopped receiving mail.

I'm not sure what an anti-terrorism certificate is. There was a couple last year, a certain Angela Owen and Hilary Bolton who tried to get me to pay for one. I don't know what happened with them in the end - they just stopped writing. Never even bothered explaining to me what one was or what it looked like. It's coming back to me now: this person who was posing as Angela (could have been the same person pretending to be Hilary) tried to tell me that she worked for the London branch of US Homeland Security. Her English was terrible and she didn't really have a clue about anything. One of the dumbest people to write me for a long time, I remember correctly.

What's the weather like in London these days?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

(now, it was at this point strangely, that all the Owata messages I was sending were stuck in the same Ben Zona font and I couldn't switch back out...)

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Oct 14, 2009
To: Ben Zona
Cc: Michael Ramsey, Tony Wike

DEAR RABBI BEN,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY AND NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU HOW’S THE FAMILY? AND HOWS UR BEAUTIFUL WIFE OK.

NOW YOU GO AHEAD AND LISTEN TO ME IF I AM TALKING LIES MAY ALLAH STREAK ME DIED THIS SO-CALLED MR. MICHEAL RAMSEY FROM THE SO-CALLED STORK EXCHANGE IS THE SAME PERSON WHO WANTED ANTI-TEROR CERTIFICATE FROM THIS FBI SECURITY IN LONDON RUBBISH IT IS COMPLETELY IMPOSIBLE THAT THERE IS A BRANCH OVERSEA FOR AMERICAN SECURITY OK

FURTHERMORE THIS MICHEAL RAMSY IS NOT AT STORK EXCHANGE IN LONDON HE IS A SCARMER IN NIGERIA WHY DO YOU THINK HES CHANGING HIS EMAIL SO MANY TIMES OK????? ITS BECAUSE SCARMERS ALWAYS OPEN EMAILS AND CLOSE EMAILS TO BE TRICKSTAR I MEAN WHY DOES STORK EXCHANGE USE SO MANY EMAILS I ASK U??????? NOTICE THAT I AM WRITING HIS (tony wike) ADDRESS WHICH IS THIS GUYMANS REAL NAME OK.

BUT THATS FINE WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO BELIVE HIS JOKES AND TRICKS COS IF U EVER PAY HIM ONE DOLLAR YOU WILL NEVER SEE TO GET IT BACK I PROMISE YOU JUSS DO ME A FARVOR AND NOT PAY HIM ANYTHING.

OK I LEAVE IT WITH YOU HERE. REGARDING THE OTHER MATTER I HAVE VERY GOOD NEWS BECAUSE THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE BANK MET AND APPROVE YOUR CONSIGNMENT IT WILL BE SENT OUT SHORTLY REMEMBER TO CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY LIKE I ASK.

FOR THE FAMILY,
BARRISTER O. DIKEDJUA (OWATA)
ODAMWATA FUKWICHUA CHAMBERS

Michael Ramson (Mr.)

(which really is the only reason I got this response...)

Oct 15, 2009
To: Owata Dikedjua

now i can find out that you owata Dikedjua are ben zona, na you be everything, why do u have so much time to waste, why, you are wicked, u close peoples box,

WHY ARE U BEEN TOO WICKED? do u know that one day you will definitely pay for all this you do to your fellow human beings?

na Only GOD will judge you my dear broda.

every sinner have but limited time.

keep been oweta and ben zona, till noe day you pay back all your evil act.

(As much as I'd like to take credit for it, I'd never had his email shut down. He must be stringing along another sucker or two.)

Barrister Owata Dikedjua

Oct 15, 2009
To: Michael Ramsey

EH? WHAT YOU BI TALKIN ABOUT BRODA? I JUSS TAKE BEN ZONA HE NA REAL MUGU FO ANODA $5,000 AND MO FO COME
Rabbi Ben Zona

Oct 18, 2009
To: Owata Dikedjua
Cc: Michael Ramsey

Dear Owata,

To be honest, I'm not sure who to believe anymore.

Can you remind me please what do I have to show for the money I've sent your way? Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. I'm not contacting the security company, and I think it's probably best you stop writing to me. It's been nice knowing you, and I've learned a very expensive lesson, haven't I?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

Rabbi Ben Zona

(last ditch effort, so let's change tack a bit...)

Nov 9, 2009
To: Michael Ramsey
Cc: Owata Dikedjua

Dear Mickey,

It has been some time since I've heard from you.

Again, you've contacted me out of the blue after some months stating my funds were intact, and yet you've gone off and disappeared. Is this still the case?

I wonder if we can speed this up a little. Will a visit assist the progressing of these modalities?

Sincerely,
Dr. Rabbi Ben Zona
Congregation Ohavei Bamba

[More to come? Or has the scammer finally wised up?
Either way, a lot of his time wasted, thanks to Rabbi Ben Zona and his wily Barrister, Owata Dikedjua!]

 

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