SOMETHING SMELLS IN SWABIA


updated march 4, 2009!

From Harold Stassen, devious mind behind
YES GRASSHÜPFER,
KÄRÄOKE FÜR FÜHRER UND VOLK
and SPANDAU BALLET.

The Scammers:
Sgt.Paul Harry - American soldier in Iraq who found $25M of Saddam Hussein's money and needs help getting it to the USA
REV. ALLEN GEORGE - Diplomat hired by Sgt. Paul to get the money to Harold
Diplomat Anthony White (Mentioned only in passing) - New diplomat after Rev. Allen fizzles out
Lieutenant Roland Hammond (Mentioned only in passing) - British soldier who's to bring a Walther PPK to Harold at Heathrow

Versus:

Harold Stassen - AKA "Schweintfuter Slim", deaf 96 year old retired Wehrmacht officer, professional poker player
Rolf (Mentioned only in passing) - Harold's "offiziersbursche"
Helga Stassen (Mentioned only in passing) - Harold's dear departed wife
Leni Riefenstahl (Mentioned only in passing) - Harold's treacherous girlfriend
Hans and Fritz Katzenjammer (Mentioned only in passing) - tough men on whom Harold can call in a crisis

[Scam-o-note to the new visitor: Yes we know Harold Stassen was far from being a Wehrmacht officer. And Leni Riefenstahl was not his girlfriend. This is satire.]


Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
From: Sgt.Paul Harry <sgt_paulharry@yahoo.in>
Date: Nov 6, 2008
Subject: HELLO FRIEND:I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE

I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: sgt_paulharry@yahoo.in

- Dear Friend,
My name is Sgt.Paul Harry, I am an American soldier with Swiss background, serving in the military with the army's 3rd infantry division. With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of ( $ 25 Million U.S. Dollars ) Twenty Five Million United State Dollars to you, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here, this is no stolen money, and there are no danger involved.Source Of Money:Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddam's old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by staff Sgt Kenneth buff and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first.

This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No! compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole.The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British contact working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. he does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to a brithish/american medical doctor who died in a raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his family.Now this where you come in this if you are willing to assist me in this transaction, the money has been packed as family valuables and it will be delivered to you in your country in two days, if you are willing to assist me in this venture you are advised to get back to me with your complete contact information which will be forwarded to the diplomat who is carrying the said consignment.He will contact you on your direct phone number from your international airport, aft er that the consignment will proceed to your home which is the final destination, note that it is not a must that you should assist me in this transaction but if you are willing and sincere to help me out in this transaction be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free and it does not contradict the laws of any country.Indicate your interest in assisting me as well as Providing your contactinformation to the smooth conclusion of this Transaction.

Sergeant Paul Harry,.
Camp MXP-512 Third Infantry Division Unit(T.I.D.U),
Abul Uruj, Baghdad, Iraq.

[Standard Iraq and a Hard Place letter. A case of art(?) imitating life imitating art. See also the movie Three Kings.]

Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Thu 11/06/08
To: sgt_paulharry@yahoo.in

Herr Sgt.

I am in receipt of you letter and the contents duly noted. As a old soldier myssef I knows what is happened and what shall be in the wings! Be very careful, my friend - you say you trust somebody you do not know? As one who wore the uniform of my fatherland hissef and made sacrifice for it I warn you be careful! Never have trust in the British - look to Chruchill as a example - see?

It would be pleasurable to help you, but I am old and deaf and have no phone and do not think I could lift a box of such currencys - I pray for you to the god of war and wish you the best you can have.

With a Seig Heil for old time sake,

Hauptmann Harold Stassen, retired Wehrmacht Officer
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Fri, 7 Nov 2008
From: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk
Subject: YOUR HOME ADDRESS

DEAR Harold Stassen,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO EMAIL I MUST TELL YOU THAT I FEEL MORE AT SAFE HAND IN DEALING WITH YOU IN THIS ISSUE PLEASE DONT WORRY ABOUT YOUR STATUE.

ALL I NEED IS YOUR HOME ADDRESS WHERE THE COURIER SERVICE COMPANY WILL DELIVER TO YOU THE CONSGNMENT BEFORE I RETUEN FROM SERVICE

HANDLE IT AS IF IT BELONG TO YOUR SON, IF I GET YOUR HOME ADDRESS I WILL FORWARD IT TO COURIER SERVICE COMPANY AND YOU CAN EMAIL THEM AND TELL THEM THE EXACT TIME YOU WANT THEM DELIVER IT TO YOUR HOME THEY WILL GIVE YOU EVERY ASSISTANCE YOU NEED I AWAIT YOUR RESPONDS

GOD BLESS

Sgt.Paul
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Sat 11/08/08
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Good day, Herr Sargeant,

Here is my address -

6214 East 47th Street, Suite 69
Chicago, IL 60419
United States of Amerika

Have the delivery company come after 8:00pm - until then I run my internet business with the wrestling cheerleader sites so I do not wish disturbances then, see?

It is with great pride I helps a fellow soldier - much could I have used such help when fighting across the Caucasus Mountains - those Causuckers are tough you bet!

With much glee,

Harold [call me that!]

[NOTE: The address, 6214 East 47th Street, would, in Chicago, be about 6 miles out in Lake Michigan]

Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Sat, 8 Nov 2008
From: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk
Subject: contact them to know their modalities of delivery

Dear Harold Stassen.

I received your email and thank you so much for your willingness to be of help to me knowing what is like to be in a battle field, once again I thank you .

Please I just have to go up town in order to receive your email I will forward your contact to Diplomat Allen George so that he can be aware of you as the beneficiary of the consignment but still I want you to contact him first for mutual communication to ascertain the my email to him , tell him your name and that you are sole beneficiary to the said consignment deposited by Sgt Paul Harry of US Army in Iraq. That you want to know the modalities of delivering the consignment. Then you can tell him when to make the delivery . below is his contact information :

COMPANY NAME: HGC DIPLOMATIC FINANCE SERVICES, LONDON UK .
Bf services Oasis? /end London Depository Home.
223, High Road, Leytonstone, London E106HU
Tel: +44-7011129159
Fax: +12063501134 (Global fax number)
Email: diplomatallengeorge2006206@yahoo.com
Contact person: Rev. Allen George.

[Brief review of scammer modalities: "Sgt. Paul Harry" is a first-tier scammer who sends out boatloads of scam letters. He refers potential victims to a "closer", who may not even be in the same country. Here the "closer" is "Reverend Allen George".]

Harold Stassen to REV. ALLEN GEORGE
FW: contact them to know their modalities of delivery
Sent: Sun 11/09/08
To: diplomatallengeorge2006206@yahoo.com
Cc: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Hello, cameraden:

Read below from my good friend Sgt Paul and do what he asks pronto!

Harold Stassen
REV. ALLEN GEORGE to Harold Stassen
HGC DIPLOMATIC FINANCE SERVICES, LONDON UK.
From: Diplomat Allan George (diplomatallengeorge2006206@yahoo.com)
Sent: Mon 11/10/08

HGC DIPLOMATIC FINANCE SERVICES, LONDON UK.
Bf services Oasis Depository Home.
223, High Road, Leytonstone, London E106HU
Fax: +12063501134 (Global fax number)
E-mail:diplomatallengeorge2006206@yahoo.com

I WRITE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL IN WHICH YOUR DETAILS WAS STATED, AND THE CONTENTS THEREIN WERE FULLY UNDERSTOOD.

IT IS IMPORTANT TO INTIMATE YOU THAT WE HAVE GONE THROUGH THE INFORMATION SUBMITTED TO THIS FIRM BY YOUR PARTNER, CAREFULLY, AND IT WILL INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR INFORMATION CORRESPONDED WITH THE ONE IN OUR DATA BASE / RECORD. BE INFORMED THAT AT THIS JUNCTURE, YOUR CONSIGNMENT IS VERY MUCH UNDER OUR CUSTODY AND OUR PRIORITY IS TO ENSURE A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM AND ON NO CONDITION SHOULD ANY OF THE STAFF OPEN IT UNLESS YOU ARE HERE PHYSICALLY. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT ALL ARRANGEMENT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR YOU TO CLAIM YOUR ENTITLEMENT FUND (CONSIGNMENT).

HOWEVER, THE BOARD AND MANAGEMENT OF THIS DIPLOMATIC AND FINANCE INSTITUTE HAS DELIBERATED AND AGREED TO HAVE YOUR ENTITLEMENT FUND RELEASED TO YOU WITHOUT ANY HITCHES HENCE; AS WE HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE FINALIZED ALL MODALITIES IN MAKING SURE THAT WE DELIVER THIS CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR HOME AS REQUESTED BY YOUR PARTNER. I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE SAID CONSIGNMENT WILL PAY FOR THE CLEARING FEE OF THE CONSIGNMENT ONCE I GET THE DIPLOMATIC CLEARING POINT OF THE HOMELAND SECURITY, THEN AFTER, I WILL PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO ANY OF YOUR LOCAL AIRPORT CLOSE TO YOUR HOME AND YOU ARE EXPECTED TO GIVE ME A CALL.

UPON MY ARRIVAL TO THE DIPLOMATIC CLEARING POINT OF THE HOMELAND SECURITY IN GEORGE BUSH INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT IN TEXAS USA, I SHALL GIVE YOU A CALL SO THAT YOU WILL SEND THE REQUIRED FEE FOR THE IMMEDIATE CLEARANCE OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT FROM THE HOMELAND SECURITY BEFORE I WILL PROCEED TO ANY LOCAL AIRPORT CLOSE TO YOUR HOME AND YOU ARE EXPECTED TO COME OVER TO THE AIRPORT WITH A VAN TO PICK ME UP. I WILL NEED YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER WHERE I CAN REACH YOU ANY DAY ANY TIME, AS I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT I CAN NOT BE ABLE TO DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU AS REQUESTED IF I CAN NOT SPEAK WITH YOU. I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTS REGARDS TO YOUR CONSIGNMENT HAVE BEEN PERFECTED AND APPROVED FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY. YOU SHOULD LET US KNOW WHEN YOU WANT US TO DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TO YOU AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE CLEARANCE FEE READY BEFORE ASKING US TO DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT, WE WILL NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FORM OF DELAY IN THE DIPLOMATIC CLEARING VAULT OF THE HOMELAND SECURITY, YOU SHOULD B ABLE TO MAKE THE PAYMENT TO THE DIPLOMAT UPON HIS ARRIVAL IN THE AIRPORT. SO KINDLY LET US KNOW WHEN YOU WANT US TO DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TO YOU AND ALSO PROVIDE TO US YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATIONS SUCH AS YOUR CELL PHONE AND YOUR CURRENT HOME ADDRESS AND THE NAME OF THE NEAREST AIRPORT CLOSE TO YOU.

REV. ALLEN GEORGE (DIPLOMAT)

FOR FURTHER CLARIFICATION, FEEL FREE TO CALL ME

COMPANY DETAILS:
OPERATION MANAGER:
TELE: +447045762495
FAX: +447024079749
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 2008
Subject: update me

I have received your email and I believe they will get back to shortly meanwhile always keep me posted as they advances on delivery thank for your willingness to assist me ince again thank you.

God bless

Sgt. Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Tue 11/11/08
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Hi,

I writ them just now and with any modality they will writ back. I must ask, do you know this man? He says he is a Reverend and a diplomat - an unusual combination is it not? One guesses why such a man would do things like he does with both those careers. Tell me of him, and I will be relaxitive.

Harold.
REV. ALLEN GEORGE to Harold Stassen
HGC DIPLOMATIC FINANCE SERVICES, LONDON UK.
From: Diplomat Allan George (diplomatallengeorge2006206@yahoo.com)
Sent: Tue 11/11/08

Thank you for your reply, I have to inform you that we have completed all issuance in making sure that your consignment will be delivered to you, I have to inform you again that you as the beneficiary of the said consignment will pay for the clearance fee of the consignment once the diplomat arrives the diplomatic clearing house of the home land security in JFK international airport or George Bush international airport, please kindly let us know when you want your consignment to be delivered.

REV. ALLEN GEORGE (DIPLOMAT)
Harold Stassen to REV. ALLEN GEORGE
Sent: Tue 11/11/08
To: diplomatallengeorge2006206@yahoo.com

Thank you, Reverend, for writing me. My friend the sargeant says you're a good christian and that is very nice, so I can trust you with some news that I have - the packages you will deliver for me and the sarge are full of moneys! Yes, from Sodom Hussain hisself! So do not worry about making the payments - when we gets the moneys we will have lots to spend for peoples and things, yes?

Let me know when you have time to come to the United States here - I will arrange to have a car sent for you and we will go for beer and sausages together with the moneys you deliver. Please come to the Midway Airport in Chicago - it is cheaper to rent cars there and it is near a good beer hall with pretty girls, OK?

Harold

See you soon.
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Tue, 11 Nov 2008
From: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk


Subject: get back to me with details Dear Mr. Harold,

How are you today? I received your email and got the content therein, I want you to understand that Reverend Allen is my hope today he has given me so much help, without him it was a difficult task moving the consignment out of Iraq.

Yes a great Christian who you can trust at all time, his diplomatic ambition started back in days of his seminary mission simply because of the trust people bestowed on him which he never betray.oncemore,Rev.Allen George is a man you can work with his immunity .

Please tell him when to meet you at home on his arrival I still can trust you as a father to ensure the successful delivery and safe keeping of the fund in your custody let me when they will leaving London for US.get back to me with details

Thank God Bless

Sgt.Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Tue 11/11/08
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Sargeant Paul,

I writ him and we will have lunch when he gets here, OK?

Harold, Retired
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: thank you
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Wed 11/12/08

Dear Mr. Harold Stassen,

How are you today? I got your email and I can say that my heart will be at rest upon the successful delivery of the consignment to your door step.

Meanwhile when exactly are they coming with the consignment? these are the update I need from you secondly I want your meeting to be of concrete arrangement since you can not be called on the phone tell him how he can proceed to your home after the consignment has been cleared from Home land security wing . Please get back to me with full details and once again thank you for your effort.

God bless

Sgt Paul harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry

[NOTE: "offiziersbursche" is German for "batman" or "officer's orderly"]

Sent: Wed 11/12/08
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Sargient Paul,

After I hears from them, I will have them come to my condomminiuum place and ring for Rolf, my offiziersbursche and he will know how to get to me, you see? Rolf has served me throughout the years as the most faithful and trustworthy of soldiers, perhaps like you, yes?

I wait to hear from the men with the money - a Reverend at that! This is a dream truly come.

Harold
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
GET BACK TO REV. ALLEN
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Wed 11/12/08

Dear Harold Stassen,

thank you for your urgent response to my mail. i still want you to understand that diplomat Allen will need the clearance permit from the home land security vault before proceeding to your home, please write him now to know exactly when and how you can get this solved.

Sgt.Paul Harry
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
please sort it out with Rev. ALLEN
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Fri 11/14/08

Dear Harold,

I received email from Rev. Allen George that you refused to clear the consignment from the home land security wing please I want to adhere to him so that he can bring the consignment to home successfully. Secondly it is against my agreement with the company to open the consignment without my approval which you are the person that I can give such right because of your assistance to me so please whatever the fee maybe try and sort it out with him to enable get to you successfully am still counting on you, the attached is my photograph with my colleague it is for personal view I am the sergeant by the right hand side of the picture please keep it to yourself thanks and God bless

Sgt.Paul Harry


The Sarge and his buddies with Saddam Hussein's money in Iraq
[The Lads use this image a lot]

Harold Stassen to REV. ALLEN GEORGE
Sent: Sat 11/15/08
To: diplomatallengeorge2006206@yahoo.com

REVEREND,

If I MAY call you that! What is it for you to reveal our talk? Is there no sanctity of the confessional in the religion you is supposed to be a reverend in? Nor are you a diplomat!

I make a offer and you spit to my face? Read below - I speak to you man to man to do a thing that will benefit you, me, and the sargent guy who is in Irak with the moneys he shows in the picture he sends to me. Shame to you and you church. What will you do to make this better for me?

Harold Stassen
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Sat 11/15/08

Sargent:

I am astonisshed that you have talked to a clergyman behind myself! What ethics do you as a soldier have? You said, not me,

"it was agreed by staff Sgt Kenneth buff and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first. This was quite an illegal thing to do"

and NOW you go to my reverend and ask of confessional things? I made no refusal to him - I will help fellow soldiers whenever it is helpful - you must be honest for me - was the picture you send of the "farmhouse" you find the moneys in? I think not unless it was a VERY RICH farmer indeed! What is you game, Sargeant? Do you work for you government and try to get me into many troubles? This is the thing I am thinking of at now. Prove me otherwise or you may stop with you writing to me.

HS
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Sun 11/16/08

Dear Harold Stassen

This is in receipt of your mail which the content was well understood, my dear brother I did not contact a clergy man on you behalf, Rev. Allen George is the operational manager of HGC DIPLOMATIC COURIER COMPANY LONDON UK. Like i told you in one of my previous mail that the fund was packaged as a family valuable goods and shipped to London with the help of the above diplomatic courier company. The consignment was locked with a code; know one has the access code to the very consignment except me. Presently the consignment is laying in there security vault until I instruct the company to release it to my next of kin. I wrote the diplomatic company and told them about you and they have started making arrangement on when the consignment will be delivered to you, but you will need to apply to them with your contact address so that they will know were to deliver the consignment to. I want to assure you that you have nothing to worry about as this transaction is 100 percent risk free and does not contravene the law of any land.

Furthermore, it is important I tell you the sharing ratio now so that problem will not arise between us when you must have received the consignment. You will open the consignment upon arrival of the diplomat in your home and access the content, my brother; I repeat that you must access the consignment before the diplomat who will be assigned to deliver the consignment will leave your home. You will take 30% of the total sum; 10percent will be mapped out for any expenses you must have incurred as a result of completing this transaction, while the remaining 60% will be for me, I hope it is fair deal, you can tell me your mind on this.

Finally, I want you to comply with the instruction of the diplomat so that the consignment will be delivered to you without any further delay.

Thanks as I wait your urgent response.

Sgt Paul Harry.
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Sun 11/16/08
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Tell your fancy boy diplomat to write on me - he has my infomation as you does.
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: what is going on?
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Mon 11/17/08

Dear Harold,
what actually is going on? have you heard from Allen George? when is he making the delivery
? please i still need your help. please get back to me with the necessary details.
God bless
Sgt. Paul Harry.
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: reply
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Tue 11/18/08

I received an email yesterday from the diplomatic courier company that they have completed all arrangement regards to the delivery of the consignment to door step. Please I want you to write and tell them when you wish them to commence delivery. Please note that you must clear the consignment up the arrival of the diplomat in united states. I will wait your urgent response.

Sgt Paul Harry.
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Tue 11/18/08
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

I dont trust this "diplomatic" you see? Make recon of him, send out a patrol to be sure he is not cheating us, for this is the way of "Reverends" - do not have shocks at this. So many have done things reverend people should not do, and I have a bad feeling of this guy. My dear departed wife Helga had many feelings of the like and often they turned true, so I have such a feeling now of him. There is the old saying "Something smells in Swabia" and it applies to this thing you try to do with the guy.

Tell me of your report after you check him, agree?

Herr Harold Stassen
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: Allen is in Texas hoping reach you ASAP
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Tue 11/18/08

Dear Harold,

You see if I do not trust Allen George I would not have him to deliver a consignment that worth $25mn. Though he may not know the content, as am talking to you now he is at George bush international airport waiting for you to send him clearance fee so he can obtain the clearing permit and proceed with a local flight to your home. Please respond to him urgently so that he gets the consignment cleared and proceed to your home.

Remember nobody has any right or whatsoever to open the consignment except you whom I trust so much,

Allen is only doing his job. So send him the clearing fee as soon as possible to enable him leave airport. He also said you refuse to reply his email I want you to know that it our own obligations to pay for the clearing permit before our consignment leave the homeland security vault at the airport

I know you will respond to him now so that he will meet with you today, you verify this by calling: 281 220 6046. Thank you

Sgt Paul Harry.

[ Scam-o-side-note: The Lads often work in international teams. The first-tier Lad may be in Lagos, the second one (the "closer" if things go according to their plan) may be in Dubai or London or Houston or Bangkok. Other Lads may be involved, for instance a contact living in the country of the proposed victim may be employed to receive packets of bogus checks and forward them in-country. Such people have been arrested, prosecuted and incarcerated, by the way. It does happen. ]

Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Wed 11/19/08

Sargent:

I am worried of you - you friend the "reverennd" does not get to me with mail, and as I say to you in early mail, I have no phone for to call or get a call. Most times this signals kaput for a dealing with someone when they pay so little attention to they surroundings - this makes for a bad soldier - are you this?

At some times I have confusion because of a wound received in my head, outside Smolensk. I am dizzy for weeks and think not strate for things - it seems to have go away by the time we gets to Kursk, though for a while I am thinking I am Georg Ritter von Trapp with lots of noisy kids. Perhaps you were wounded in the head in Irak? Get the fellow to writ to me for he will not be able to telephone to me - that is if you have trust in him. Otherwise you must get to another person to do you thing for you you want doing.

Herr Stassen

[NOTE: Georg Ritter von Trapp headed the Austrian singing family portrayed in "The Sound of Music"]

Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: Allen is waiting in Texas
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Thu 11/20/08

Dear Harold,

I have written an email to Rev. Allen George he is still at the airport waiting for you to send him the clearance fee so that he can proceed to your home with the consignment.

I also told him to send you the information on how to make the payment. Have you heard from him? have you receive his email? So please make sure the fund are safe until I return from service which may be very soon, I hope to make an investment with my own share of the fund.

Get back to me so that i know how things are.

God bless

Sgt. Paul Harry
REV. ALLEN GEORGE to Harold Stassen
FROM DIPLOMAT ALLEN GEORGE/URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED
From: Rev Allen George (hgc_courier@live.com)
Sent: Thu 11/20/08

Attn: Harold Stassen,

This is to inform you that I have perfected every necessary arrangement regards to the clearing of your consignment from the homeland security wing of George bush international airport. Your are required to send the clearing fee for the issuance of the clearance permit certificate before I can leave the airport with your consignment to your home today. You are to send the fee with the below information;

Receivers name: Allen George
Location: Houston Texas
Amount:$2900
Mode of payment: money gram

Note: I assure you that as soon as i receives the payment information I will complete the clearance and proceed to your door step with your consignment without any delay.

Thanks as I wait your urgent reply.

Diplomat Allen George

Telephone: 281-220-6046

[He gets around.]

Harold Stassen to REV. ALLEN GEORGE

[NOTE: The url below is to the Hilton Garden Inn Houston Northwest]

Sent: Thu 11/20/08
To: hgc_courier@live.com

Well, Reverend;

It iis good that you now writ to me for I have heard nothing of you for long times. Thank you.

I am coming to Houston on the weekend for big time poker games where I will earn much so the moneys you will have with you will be good for me to have, too. I arrives on Sunday after church at the airport and will be staying here: http://www.hiltongardeninn.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml;jsessionid=UF10T3JRQJGCECSGBIU222QKIYFC3UUC?ctyhocn=HOUHNGI

I cannot telephone to you for I am sure the sargent told you I am a deaf man - please come to the hotel Sunday before 3:00 in afternoon and we shall conclusive our bisinesses. Ask for me at the desk and I will l shall leave notification for you with the consierge.

Harold Stassen
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: please send him the fee
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Fri 11/21/08

Dear Mr. Hraold
How are you today ?please i want you to make sure that Allen leave the airport today to your house, by sending him the fee required Allen is a Nice man, he will not disappoint us.
please just send him the fee he is stranded right now with consgnment,in the home land security wing waiting for clearance.

please send him the fee and he will proceed to your home today.

thank you and please write me back to know the situation of things.

i left instruction on how you can open the box, in a sealed envelope that is attached to the consgnment.
REV. ALLEN GEORGE to Harold Stassen
FROM DIPLOMAT ALLEN GEORGE/URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED
From: Rev Allen George (hgc_courier@live.com)
Sent: Fri 11/21/08

Attention,

This is in response to the receipt of your mail, I want you to know that I have spent some days now in the airport and they have started asking question about the content of the consignment. I dont want the homeland security to start investigation on your consignment. I dont want to know if you are coming to Texas to play game or not, all I want you to do is to send the fee for me and let me clear your consignment and delivery it to your door step. Listen, I do not have any business with you, we are not friends, what are we going to do in a hotel, the only thing that is binding us together for now is your consignment. Send the fee and I know how to clear the consignment and deliver it to your home without any delay; you dont have to come to George bush international airport because the customs would want you to open the consignment for them to know the content of the consignment. They have asked me to open the consignment but I told them I do not have the access code.

I will be waiting your urgent response.

Diplomat Allen George.
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Fri 11/21/08

Sarge:

I writ to the dumkopf "diplomat reverend" as you call him - what kind of meshuggena putz is he? He comes to the country and does not even come to the airport near me? Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT trust him! Call the Homeland Sacristy guys and have him arrested! He is deceitful of you and me, too also.

I will be flying to Houston on this Sunday - I will confront him there and get you boxes from him so we will be, right?

Herr Stassen
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: I KNOW ALLEN VERY WELL
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Sat 11/22/08

Dear Mr. Harold Stassen.

I received your email. And I must tell you misunderstand this whole thing, first Allen George is not who you call him he is a honest Man, I have deposited that consignment with him for about six months now he has never toiled with though he use to know am a soldier and he stands to help us.

Houston Texas is where Home land security will examine the consignment before he proceeds to your house.

before your email he wrote me twice that you seems not responding to his demand to clear the consignment from the homeland security wing in Texas before he come to your house, he also told me me that if he wait till Saturday night without you coming up with required fee he return to London with our consignment.

Again there is point for you to meet with him he will surely bring the consignment once the payment is made please and please dont let Us security agents know the content of this consignment it is very confidential this the reason why you have to pay the fee so that he get the consignment cleared and bring it to your house I never mean to put through that stressful movement of going to Texas have my WORD Allen will surely come to your house once he clears the consignment dont do this to me stop making me look like I dont know what am doing by asking that Honest being to deliver this consignment to you. Allen is tired of us you kept him waiting at the airport.

PEASE SEND HIM THE CLEARANCE FEE TODAY HE WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE.

Sgt. Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry

[NOTE: "Generalstab" means the "German General Staff"]

Sent: Sat 11/22/08 10:25 PM
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Sarg:

You may trust of him, yet I was officer, not just sargent like you. Through Generalstab training I have learn much and learn not to trust such as this.

Tell to him I will be in Houston tomorrow post noon. He has my hotel and can come and receive his fees if he is the man who he makes out to be - then we will deal, this is my firm!

Herr Stassen
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Sent: Sat 11/22/08 11:44 PM

Dear Harold,

I received your email and the content well noted, I must tell you dont need to travel to Houston for this except you dont trust me too, but if you do trust me my brother have my WORD just Allen has not disappointed us he left London to USA all for your sake why do you have to be calling him Names he has no relations he is just there to do his job deliver your consignment and return to London.

Going to Houston is another expenses JUST WIRE FEE THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER he will receive it and clear the consignment then proceed to your home,

if you do not want to assist me just let me know.. I remember you had problems with reasoning please do not let this worry you if Allen receive the Fee he will surely come if you dont trust him that meant you trust me too I labored for that consignment, its worth my life I can not leave it with somebody I dont trust I TRUST Allen more than anyone else he kept it safe in his care while am on battle field ALLEN is a good man if you dont trust him it means you dont believe me and you know what? Allen will return to LONDON till I find somebody whom I can trust

Sgt. Paul Harry

[In business terms, Allen is becoming disappointed with "Sgt. Paul Harry".]

Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Sun 11/23/08 8:25 AM
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Sarge:

Soon I will leave for the airport in Chicago to fly to Houston and THEN I will meet this man for his face. This is the way of me to see things straite on and not to be confused by other persons. I have trust in you, young man, but you ARE a young man and can make very foolish mistakes for you can not see deceet in peoples at your age. I have lived for 96 years by my wits and cunning - it served me well in battle to have cautious - and I recomend this for you also too.

It is God sent that this "Reverend" should go for Houston - I go there today to play big-time poker in the Horst Wessel Invitational Tournament where first prize is $2.5 Million dollars for winning, and I am a good poker player for I have won much. You may seen me on television at cards - they calls me "Schweinfurter Slim" and I am popular. I have also sent you a picture of me playing last year at the Big Game in Breslau - do not worry. The same skill that lets me see into the soul of men at the poker table will help me to understand this "Reverend" is you wish me to not call him names.

He knows he is to come to my hotel today post noon for exchange of stuff, so I will have news for you at the then, so stay calm and relaxable until I writ you then times.

Herr Stassen


["Schweinfurter Slim" at the "Big Game" - actually poker legend "Amarillo Slim" Preston]

REV. ALLEN GEORGE to Harold Stassen
FROM DIPLOMAT ALLEN GEORGE/URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED
From: Rev Allen George (hgc_courier@live.com)
Sent: Sun 11/23/08 2:34 PM
To: Harold Stassen

Are you in texas now?The homeland security agencey would not let me leave the airport.they are planing to X-ray the consignment.Please do something so that i get the consignment cleared and delivered to you.

Diplomat Allen George.
Harold Stassen to REV. ALLEN GEORGE
Sent: Sun 11/23/08 9:31 PM
To: hgc_courier@live.com

I am on break from Poker Tournament now - first day and I am seventh one with the chips out of 485 peoples so don't bother me with you troubles. You are diplomat - at least that is what you say- You have my hotel - I expect to see you at the late tomorrow at 11:00pm - If you don't arrive then I tell the sargent what a liar liar pants on fire you are!

HS
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Wed 11/26/08 6:26 PM
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

You friend is a bogus! He never called or tried to ge there to the hotel! Who yhou think he is? You are a poor dumb sarge and you loses you faith and confidencec for the thing you write to me of. Please, take you time with things you finds - it is not too late.

Call the company and have him called back.., get his money and boxes and stuff. I make $2.5 million USD this week playing poker

I have become a old man because I have time and patiences with things. I wins my moneys with patiences and maturity and being smart. WIth King and a Deuce off suit I makes big hand, full house, and beats the guys who tries to get my moneys. You got off easyier - you could be killed in the Iraq thing and this is not good for you.

Reform you life and become an man of integritty and do things! OK?

HS
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: Rev. Allen has gone back to London.
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Thu 11/27/08 10:39 AM

Dear Harold,

The consignment is with homeland security wing of HGC diplomatic company in USA Rev. Allen has gone back to London.

Until we are able to pay for clearing charge Diplomat Anthony White will deliver the consignment to your home, the clearing charge is $2900 you pay it and the consignment will delivered to your home or I get some one else who could pay the charge and take percentage I will be giving to you so if you are still willing to be of help to me get this things solved.

the attached is my picture with other officers in saddam hussein farm house in Iraq

Sgt.Paul Harry


[Again!]

[So, the first 'closer, Rev. Green, has either dumped him, or morphed into Mr. White.]

Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Thu 11/27/08 11:48 AM
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Same old foto - and your "Rev" is a fool! He tries not to get me for the hotel and wastes his time and moneys to make extra flying!

How does this foto show you in secret finding the moneys? This is not a farmhouse, not like the ones we saw in Smolensk and St Lo - very rich farmers, nicht wahr?

Are you sure you are for legitimate? Is this guy the reverend bamboozling you and me? Unbelieveable mister.

If this is ok, you better get another diplomat to make the delivery for me - then we will talk moneys, and because I win the poker match I have not need for moneys, but will be willing to help a fellow soldier, even if you is naive.

Writ back.

Herr Stassen
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Thu 11/27/08 1:10 PM

Mr. Harold
I do not know who to beleive between you and Rev. Allen he waited for you according to him but, you did not show up to make the claim so he went back to london. now the company has assigned Diplomat Anthony

hoping to hear from you soon

Sgt. Paul Harry.
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: contact Anthony White.
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Fri 11/28/08 12:40 PM

Dear Mr. Harold,

I was in contact with Diplomat Anthony White.I think he will be more reliable from the way he sound,he assured of me bringing the consignment to your home without any hitch, so please i want you to be in contact with him. I think as eldely man who has undergone what am passing through should know about him too.from the look of things down here on Iraq if by God's grace i survive this war, i will give tremendously to the orphanage, so if by any means i am dead please do so, for my soul to be at rest.below is the email address to reach Anthony White: diplomat.anthonywhite@gmail.com. Contact him and let him him when and how to deliver this consignment to your home and get back to me with uodate thanks for your willingness in this case.

Sgt. Paul Harry

[This is the first time he mentions an orphanage - he probably has another scam going with someone else and added this to Harold's mail by mistake.]

Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Sat 11/29/08 3:43 PM
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Sergant:

I will check with this new guy on Monday - then will I writ. I hope he is not as silly as the last guy. He must come only when I tell him, and not wast his time and my moneys. I new he was not a experienced diplamot, and I betcha and give you odds of 7 to 3 that he is no reverend too.

Take care youseff in the war. I know what goes in a soldier head when he in a war zone and I have some hints about this experiences. They say "Never to volunteer" but this is not true. Volunteers when you can because it is much easier than you think, just do not be afraid when you do, and if you do try this. Whenever I feel afraid I hold my head erect and whistle a happy tune So no one will suspect I'm afraid. While shivering in my shoes I strike a careless pose And whistle a happy tune and no one ever knows I'm afraid. The result of this deception is very strange to tell for when I fool the people I fear I fool myself as well! I whistle a happy tune and ev'ry single time the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid. Make believe you're brave and the trick will take you far. You may be as brave as you make believe you are. This helps me at the poker games also too. It was just that ever time I whistles at the table the other guys new that I was afraid - this was a tell on me so I don't whistle no more, but I used to. Anyway, I cannot hear it no more anyhow.

I will writ soon.

Harold

[NOTE: "Whenever I feel afraid..." line comes from "The King and I"]

Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry

[NOTE: My company was sending me to {xxx} for a week so I decided not to answer anything until I got back.

And, from Wikipedia: " 'Triumph of the Will' (German: Triumph des Willens) is a propaganda film made by Leni Riefenstahl. It chronicles the 1934 Nazi Party Congress in Nuremberg."]

Sent: Sun 11/30/08 7:52 AM
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Hey, Serge.

I writ to tell you I will be going away for one week for a trip to the mountains in a cabin with no electricity with Fraulein Riefenstahl and, Hoo Boy! You is a soldier and you know what THAT means!!!

I will make writing to you and the diplomat guy then - in the mean time don't writ me for I will not be able to make an answer for we will be near no computers and will have nothing to keep us warm except each other! Talk about a "Triumph of the Will"!

Later I will writ.

Herr Stassen
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: safe in your venture
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Wed 12/03/08 4:34 AM

Dear Mr. Harold,

i expect your urgent return to continue with the transaction i bestowed on you because you know how worth it is.Again Anthony White. wrote and said that you never give him any instruction on how to make the delivery please do and get me updated.
thank and God bless

Sgt.Paul Harry.
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: contact Anthony White.
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Wed 12/10/08 2:03 PM

DEAR MR. HAROLD,

HOW ARE YOU? I HOPE YOU ARE BACK FROM YOUR TRIP? I REALLY WANT TO CONCLUDE THE IMPENDING TRASACTION WITH YOU. PLEASE TELL ME IF I CAN LOOK FOR SOMONE MORE TRUST WORTHY OR CONTACT DIPLOMAT ANTHONY WHITE

I MEAN TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON

SGT. PAUL HARRY
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: have you contacted Anthony White?
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Sun 12/14/08 2:08 AM

Dear Mr. Harold,

Its taking you so much time to carry on with the transaction I entrusted upon your care.

In this case I want to know if you are still interested in concluding this with me or I go in search for a reliable and trustworthy person who can assist me please I need a response to this email as my decision is base upon your response.

Thanks and God bless

Sgt. Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry

[NOTE: I copied a couple paragraphs from a German language weather report off the Web and sent it to the Sarge.]

Sent: Sun 12/14/08 4:22 PM
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Wetterlage
Tief 'Verena' ber Sdfrankreich sorgt mit einer sdlichen Strmung fr teils dichtere Wolken in Deutschland

Sonntag
Heute bleibt es im Norden Deutschlands vielfach stark bewlkt oder bedeckt und rtlich fallen ein paar Tropfen, dazu weht hier weiter oft frischer und biger Sdostwind. Sonst ist neben lockerer bis wechselnder Bewlkung auch etwas Sonnenschein mglich und es bleibt berwiegend trocken. Es werden 1 Grad am Fichtelgebirge bis 6 Grad im Rheinland und auf einigen Nordseeinseln erreicht. In der Nacht zum Montag ist es in der Nordhlfte berwiegend dicht bewlkt und es kann rtlich etwas Nieselregen fallen. In der Sdhlfte des Landes ist es dagegen meist aufgelockert bewlkt, teils auch neblig, und trocken. Die Straen knnen vor Allem durch Rauhreif glatt sein. Der Wind weht berwiegend mig, an den norddeutschen Ksten auch frisch aus stlichen Richtungen. Die Temperaturen gehen auf 5 Grad auf einzelnen Nordseeinseln bis -3 Grad an der Schwbischen Alb zurck.

Harold
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Sun 12/14/08 5:40 PM

Mr. Harold
i can not understand German please email me in Egnlish language so i can understand better. thanks
Sgt paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry

[Note: I got sent out of town again so I extended my idyll with Leni]

Sent: Mon 12/15/08 10:43 AM
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Sargent:

I am so embarrassed for me! I have been in the cabin for the week alone with Leni and we speak nothing but our native tongues, and use tongues for other things, wink!

We have reknindled our romance from years ago - I am so happy. I send you a picture I have carried through dangers in Russha and Afrika, and Helga, my deceased wife of years never found out! It is God sended for me!



[Harold and Leni in happier times - from my collection of WWII photographs]

We returns to the cabin for another week - no elektrickty of computers and that like so I will contact the guy when I gets back. We just stop to the village to get more niagara pills and some foods for us, and I check my computer mail at the e-mail cafe here in Spring Byington.

Later Blood.

Harold
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: have you contacted Anthony White?
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Tue 12/16/08 7:48 PM

Hello Mr. Harold,

how is your holiday with Mrs Leni? oh that was a very beautiful picture of you and your wife Leni extaens my greetings to her.

please you know we have less period to round off the years it wuld impress me if you follow this transaction up, talk to Diplomat Anthony White tell him to deliver your consgnment asap

Sgt.Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry

[I'd set an automatic VACATION REPLY - he was the only one writing Harold at the time]

From: Harold Stassen
Subject: Vacation reply
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk
Sent: 2008 12 17 1:48 am

Dear FRIEND:

I am away in the woods with Leni, OK? Will be back next Saturday night for it is cold here and we do our best with animal passion to keep warm but the number of blue pills means we will be back Saturday - so then I will writ you back.

Harold Stassen
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Re: Vacation reply
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Wed 12/17/08 7:58 AM

Gooday Mr. Harold

i received your email ,and want you to understand that this is taking us so much time i would want the consgnment to be delivered to you before Xmas so you and your Leni will celebrate in a big way then i hope to join you, please we need to do this ASAP.

Sgt.Paul Harry
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: what is happening?
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Sat 12/20/08 2:52 AM

Dear Mr. Harold

How are you and your dearest lenis? I never thought it could take you this long to accomplish my proposal, am beginning to wonder why you have choosing to handle this transaction this way please what ever the situation is, try and get in touch with Diplomat Anthony White. the consignment have accumulated much demurrage and it could cost us money to clear from the courier vault before delivery. I need your sincere and honest response to this email.

Thanks and God bless

Yours sincerely

Sgt.Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Sun 12/21/08 6:35 AM
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

I am back and very full of angers at my "dearest lenis" so do not mention about her anymore times, OK? She runned off during the night some night ago and took with her the moneys I had having and my clothes too! I find from friends she has gone back to her tourist business in the United Kingdom in the resort city of Brighton where she sells seas shells by the seashore, so I will be going there very soon to, as we say, "get even." While there I will visit with the diplomat Anthony White because he is in London which is very near to Brighton and I will have to fly to the Heathrow Airport there to get to Brighton.

I have a favor to ask of him and mainly of you, my fellow soldier. I cannot bring any guns on the airplane for the reasons they are afraid of peoples there with guns on the plane so can you please arrange with the Diplomat Anthony to have one ready for me? I will need this when I see Leni again and will reward you hansomley for doing this and if I get caught I will not say who has given it to me. Please let me know of this as soon as you may, for I will head to London before the Christmas season ends.

Much appreciations,

Your friend and fellow soldier,

Harold
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Mon, 22 Dec 2008
Subject: ok this should be fast

Dear Mr. Harold.

I received your email, and very sorry the way you maltreated by your love Lenis. You that should be a lesson to you, women can betray you any time but a true friend is for ever this reason why I wanted you concentrate more on the transaction I bestowed on you but you abandoned it and traveled for a long time, I want you to contact Anthony White let make the delivery now so out of the you can replace whatever Lenis stole from you

And make sure this is done fast.

Sgt Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Mon 12/22/08
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Oh, Sgt,

I will do this fast, and do it slow if you know the meaning!

Can you get one of you Britisher friends to get me a pistol when I am in the United Kingdom or not? This is what has meanings for me now - it is time to revenge for being made a laughing post - nobody does that for me! To steal and leave after so much affections and promises, this is aggravation to my old wounds. Please, you are a man, you are a soldier, you can understand, can not you? It is like the wrath of the God on Sodom and Genoa I tell you. I will have my revenges if it is the last for me to make, on this you bet! No moneys, not even the moneys you have for me, will slake my thirst for last tag!

I leaves for London on Friday, Boxing Day over there - OH what a present I will give to her when I am seeing her. Please call the diplomat and make him meet me to the Heathrow, is this understood? There we will speak and maybe have beer.

Joyous and Safe Holiday to you, my dear friend.

Harold
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen

[Now he's going to settle for just $350 - better than nothing, I guess.]

Subject: waiting for the informationv From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Tue 12/23/08

Dear Mr. Harold,

I received your email and I waiting to get response from a lieutenant whom I contacted to help us out with a pistol he is presently in Scotland he promise to meet you in Heathrow Airport but you will have to send $350 that will take care of his air ticket to Heathrow Airport so you send him to money with the below information:

Roland Hammond
Western union money transfer or money gram
The amount to be sent is $350
Location London Uk

He will be waiting to receive the payment so that he join you in search of Lenis,

I have also explained every thing to him and he is ready to take the revenge for you.

So I am waiting to for your response to this so that I know what tell him in my next email to him.

Your friend

Sgt. Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Tue 12/23/08
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Very good, Sgt! I would be happy to have you in my regiment. Please send me the photo of your Lieutenant friend - and a friend of MINE I might add - and have him write to me for the ticket. I will book his airplane ride for Heathrow with my Master Card and he can print his ticket online.

I am looking to seeing him. Please ask him for a Walther PPK (Polizeipistole Kriminalmodell) for this is a good and deadly gun, easy to hide and my unsuspekting Leni will not know if it on my person. I have used it many times in past arguments and it does not let one down.

Merry Holidays!

Harold
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: ok this should be fast
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Wed 12/24/08

Dear Harold,

This to inform you that lieutenant that Ronald has agree to help you take the but he insisted that would not want you to buy a ticket for him, that he want to buy it himself for security reasons that you go ahead and send him the ticket fare through western union money transfer so that he can buy his ticket and wait for your arrival at Heathrow international airport.

I advice you to send him the money $350 so that he can do that himself incase you want to send the fee to him. Note the following information: Name: Ronald Hammond, Location: London UK please get back to me with all the payment information then I will forward you all the necessary details about him, he is a brave man and will be happy to meet with you.

Sgt. Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Sat 12/27/08
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Sgt Paul

You are full of naiteveness for sure, you bet. "Security" is not to be found in Western Union - unmoglich! Either he takes the online airport ticket and comes to meet me or I trie for another contact I know of in Europa.

I fly out on the next Monday evening and will arrive in the United Kingdome the next day - have him get to me, then I want to talk to the diplomat guy after I have heard of from you and then we will be in business after I visit Leni, you get it? Harold
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: THIS IS MORE SAFE
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Mon 12/29/08

Dear Mr. Harold,
i received your email and i must tell you that we gone a long way and there,s no way for e tell lie western union is safest means of receiving money abroad so dont be scared send him the ticket fee the will give you evey assistance you need including taking to safe place that accomodate you after you finish with leni please i dont want you to fall in to the wrong hand like did before leni cheated you is your turn to take the the revenge deall with people i trust so well.
Sgt.Paul Harry.
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Mon 12/29/08
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

I leave in a hour - have him meet me at Heathrow and I will give him twice the moneys he is asking for - have him hold a sign saying "Schweinfurter Slim" and I will wear my poker playing cowboy hat.

If successful I will contact the diplomat after visiting Brighton.

Regards warm,

Harold
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry

[Another "vacation reply" while Harold is flying to London - he never got back in touch so the only people who saw this one were the " Microsoft Office Live Team" who sent some kind of promotional message to Harold's account]

A preview of your vacation reply
From: Harold Stassen
Sent: Mon 12/29/08
To: Harold Stassen

Dear FRIEND:

I go to London and maybe they do not have computers there so I will not be writing to you right away. I have great adventures planned and must settle some scores for now, OK. Will write you as I am back to here at home. You can get to me at the Gutshot Poker Club in London in the United Kingdom of England and in the mean time, I gives it my best shot OK? Ha ha. Ha ha ha!

Harold Stassen
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Subject: nothing happen
Sent: Thu 1/08/09
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Okay, Sarge:

I go to London and do not meet your lieutenant - what kind of shit is this? And I go to the address of the "Diplomat" and nobody knows of him - what are you pulling on me?

Harlod Stassen, a former officer, you non-com wrtetch
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Subject: waiting
From: Harry Sgt.Paul (sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk)
Sent: Fri 1/1/6/09

Are you still in london or have you gone back to the states,please tell me,if you are still there let me give the contact of the company beacuse they have moved out of there old complex to a new one.I can also give you the valid number you wil use to reach them.You have not sent Allen email for long.He is the one in charge of your consignment.Waiting to haer from you.

Sgt Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Fri 1/16/09
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

What is the meaning you have for me with this??? YES I come back from London, and as I told you last week you Lieutenant does not show at the airport though I wait and wait for him, and show my cowboy hat to many people and they want to throw me out of the airport for disturbances, and you DIPLOMAT is not known by other peoples there in London?

Below is the mail I send last week for you - do you not read??? And what good is a number for me who cannot hear???

I think you try to fool me - where do you think I was born, Manneheim?

Reply me soon or reply me not at all, does this get to you?

HS

[NOTE: I included the mail I'd sent on Jan 8th]

Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Sat, 17 Jan 2009
From: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk
Subject: WAITING YOUR MAIL.

I am very sorry that you visited london without seeing the diplomatic company,but all the same your consignment can still be delivered to you as it is still intact,nobody has tempered on it.Please my dear friend i want you to see how the diplomatic company can get this consignment delivered to you.Please send the diplomatic company email with the below address;hgc_courier@live.com,contact name is Rev. Allen George.I wil be waiting to hear from you soon.

Sgt Paul Harry.
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Sat 1/17/09
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Sarge:

You make jokes at me, do you not? You jest and think youseff funny, is this so? I do not like it. Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me: the brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not able to invent anything that tends to laughter, more than I invent or is invented on me: I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

I have gone through much troubles about you and the diplomatic guys you say are to bring me moneys. Now I am in preparation to go to the United England once again to visit with that treacherous wench Leni and do not wish distractions with you or you diplomats or you lieutenant who does not show with the gun you promised to me. I have several Abwehr friends who can get me my pistol though I will have to pay dearly for it, it will be of worth to my immoral soul to take care of this wretch of a wench! I'll see her damned first; to Pluto's damned lake, by this hand, to the infernal deep, with Erebus and tortures vile also. Hold hook and line, say I. Down, down, dogs! down, faitors! Have we not Hiren here?

if you have decent informations, writ it to me, in the other cases, keep you head down.

HS
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Sat, 17 Jan 2009
From: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk
Subject: response

I am very sorry for all you have gone through as a result of completing this transaction, I promise that this time everything will be fine. if you go to London this time you must surely meet up with the diplomatic courier company. The diplomatic company will send some one who will come to pick you up at the airport. one good thing you must do for me is that before your departure that you will send your flight schedule so that I can forward it to the diplomatic company for them to know that for real you are coming to London. I want to promise that the gun you need to execute your plan will be given to you. I just talked with a soldier friend of my and he has agreed to help but you will need to give him some money. I told him that money will not be the problem as long as he can provide you a gun. Although I did not tell him what you want to use the gun for, I just lied to him.

I want you to get back to me with your word and let me see what I can do from now till you conclude your plans.

Sgt Paul harry.
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Sun 1/18/09
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Sargent:

You mail disturbs me in a way I do not explain to myseff. My caution buttons kick in when you say I am to get a ride from somebody I do not know - if I need of you for my task I will call to you. I go not to Scotland for you friend the Lieutanent because it is a place where a person can get kilt there, you see?

If you want to have the next diplomat write me, have him do it for soon - no more patience is in my pocket for you adventure, OK?

Harold
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Thu, 22 Jan 2009

Dear Mr. Harold,

I have written an email to diplomat Anthony White.He will contact you to ascertain when he will arrive to the states only you have to make arrangement on how to clear the consignment from the homeland security,as soon as he contacts you please do not hesitate to update me.

thanks and God bless
Sgt Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Thu 1/22/09

Look:

This guy never writs to me and who do you think he will help? Hissef, that's who you betcha.

Get the moneys for youseff and have a good time in Germany for there are many places there and pretty fraulein and you know the rest.

Be of good lucks.

Harold
Diplomat Anthony White to Harold Stassen
Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2009
Subject: Attn: Mr. Harold Stassen
From: diplomat.anthonywhite@gmail.com

Attn: Mr. Harold Stassen

My name is Diplomat Anthony White I have been assigned to deliver a consignment deposited in our courier vault by one Sgt Paul Harry. I want let you let you know that I will be leaving for the States by Friday 6th of Feb. to arrive Texas by 6.00am please I want to make sure that you have made available the clearing charge of $600 for the issuance of the clearing permit by home land security before I proceed with your consignment to your door step.

I will wait upon your response

Diplomat Anthony White
Harold Stassen to Diplomat Anthony White
Sent: Thu 2/05/09
To: diplomat.anthonywhite@gmail.com

Mr Diplomat:

I hear much of you and you finally writ me, this is good! I am most heppy for you to writ, and to hear you will be in Texas USA soon, for I am in Texas now and will be of glad to meet you in the "Lone" state as we call it. Come to my hotel for breakfast and we will talk of the Sgt and his packiges for us. To show you my heart is there, I will buy for you! Then you may go for you hotel and sleep some, for this is a long flite to fly, and you and me go to a place I know where there are many beautiful girls, not skinny ones like on the modelling ramps, but with much to offer men of the world like me and you are.

Come to here
http://www.hiltongardeninn.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml;jsessionid=UF10T3JRQJGCECSGBIU222QKIYFC3UUC?ctyhocn=HOUHNGI
and we will have much good time as we do much business. And, do you play poker perhaps? This I hope you do for jolly times.

Looking for to see you,

Harold
Diplomat Anthony White to Harold Stassen
Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2009

ATTN:Mr.Harold Stassen

i received your email and the content well noted,
I must also fail let you know that you are required to send the fee $600 this payment will have to made before i proceed to your hotel place. The fee will be FOR THE clearing of your consgnment from the homeland security vault here in London before i finallay arrive texas, sir i want you to effect this before i leave for this trip i would not to ecounter any hitch in the process of delivering this consgnment to you. so please i advise you make this payment through moneygram or western union with the name below

Anthony White
Location:London uk
mode of payment western union
Amount:$600
like i foretold you that this fee is for the clearing permit of your consignment before it leave the shore of England.
I await your immediate response
Diplomat Anthony White.
Harold Stassen to Diplomat Anthony White
Sent: Fri 2/06/09

So where did you go? I have been awaiting you so long I finally went for my own breakfast of sausages and eggs made with good beer. See what you miss?

I have doubtings of you - you are no better than the other guy Sgt Paul sended, the "Reverend" who didn't know how to go through Texas none either. and what did he try to pull on me? He says I have $2900 to pay to him, and you tell me it is only $600 USD dollars! There is something not right that I am seeing of this. Did this Rev Allen try to take extra moneys for hissef, or are you a bogus? I am thinking this: do you remember the movie called "Casablancka" with Humphrey Bergman and Ingrid Bogart? The one where he says to the guy "Sam, play that song another time for me, okay." There is a place where he says to the little guy, "I do not mind a parasite, it is a cut rate parasite that I objects to, you bet." Well, I think you are like that little guy played by Peter Greenstreet - are you a cut rate guy? Trying to get a few of my many USD for you? I will writ to the Sgt Paul and say that a bollux you guys from the "Diplamat Company" make of this whole transsactions.

You have created much disappointments in me - a old man who must tell a fellow soldier that the world again does not appreciation of our efforts for them.

Harold Stassen
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
You have troubles with the diplamats you send
Sent: Fri 2/06/09
To: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk

Sgt Paul:

The Diplamat Anthony has writ to me and says he will meet me in Texas where I make moneys playing poker against the rich guys with cows and oil. He does not show up for me and I have to eat alone. Tonight I go out with both the ladies I had planned to go out with one of them so he could have the other one These diplamats you go to are no good - they try to take the moneys you have found in Irak for theysefs, do you see? Get you stuff back from these guys and bring it home youseff when you get out from the army you are in. I care for you wellfair and will share you a secret way I get out of going to Stalingrad when I was going to go there: tell the doktor in your regiment that you enjoy watching the other soldier boys when they take showers after being out in the desert all day - do you get it? They do not want this kind of thing to happen when in war, so they will send you to the rear quick. Do this so you will not get killed in the desert like I sometimes almost got killed in Afrika with Rommel. Do this and you will be okay to spend what it is you have found for youseff, while I will wish happy things for you in the near.

Many good lucks,

A old soldier,

Harold.
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2009
From: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk
Subject: ANTHONY WHITE IS A CUTE NICE GUY

Mr. Harold,

diplomat Anthony white wrote me an email that he is on his way to the States to deliver our consgnment to you but he needs the total sum $600 to clear the box from British security wing. SO PLEASE I BEG YOU SEND HIM THE MONEY SO THAT HE CAN CLEAR IT AND PROCEED TO TEXAS AND THERE YOU CAN MEET WITH HIM, I HAVE AN EVELOPE ATTACHED TO BOX IN IT YOU CAN FIND THE CODE TO OPEN THEBOX AND TAKE WHATEVER YOU SENT HIM LEAVING THE REST UNTILL I RETURN BY GOD SPECIAL GRACE.

PLEASE DO THIS FOR A FELLOW SOLDIER WHO FIGHTING FOR THE BENEFIT OUR MOTHER LAND.

SGT. PAUL HARRY
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Sat 2/07/09

Sgt:

What is in your impliactions? "Anthony White is a CUTE NICE GUY" - what mean you? If you thinks bringing up that old charge from Tobruk of me and Hauptmann Faygala is going to provocation you wrong, bozo! This was misunderstanding because even though he too was cute he was very butch and not for my liking, if I did that sort of thing, OK? I tell you of the showering thing the last for give you out from army if you wish. Do not think this of me every time for I have had womens around the whole Reich, even at the height of our victories and still do. The thing with Leni makes me mad enough for to get guns and I will settle this soon, but I will replace her with another woman, OK?

He writ to me to say he is going to be here, then he has writ again to say he is delayed in London for moneys - what kind of guys did you hire? What do they charge you for they services? I know some peoples in Europa who could do this thing for you and do it for me and do it for cheap and you will have you money and we be done with this thing that takes so long. You wastes time, mister, and at 96 years of old I have not time for waste.

Get rid of the diplomat guys - tell me to contact Hans and Fritz Katzenjammer and we will get this thing over and done. In the otherwise, you on you own and leave me alone, do you have this?

Harold Stassen
Diplomat Anthony White to Harold Stassen
Date: Sat, 7 Feb 2009

Dear Mr. Harold,

I received your email and the content well noted I like to bring to your notice that inability to meet you up in Texas as agreed was due to ban place on your consignment by the home land security here in LODON demanding the sum of $600 for issuance of clearing permit.

I want you to understand here that as soon you send the $600 I proceed with consignment to your home.

I hope to hearing from you soon

Diplomat Anthony White.
Harold Stassen to Diplomat Anthony White
Sent: Sat 2/07/09

Once again excuses from you and you "Diplamat" company! I writ to Sgt Paul to tell him you have much shit about you.

Stay in London and do no damage to me and do not waste the time of a man who can buy and sell you like a squirrel with a spatula.

Harold Stassen
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Sun, 8 Feb 2009

Dear Harold Stassen,

Your ideal are welcome will your friend go to London to claim the consignment?

I think that serves right please get back to me
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Mon 2/09/09

I reply to the boys tomorrow - I will tell you of they decision and what they say. It is important that once they engaged they means business you bet. Do not fool them or they mad and how.

HS
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2009
From: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk
Subject: waiting

Ok Mr. Stassen i wait till you hear from your boys. but we still get to meet up the clearing charges .

Sgt Paul
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Thu 2/12/09

Sgt:

I have talked to the boys - they are pros, you bet, and they ask me of $20,000 for the deed to do. This I have agreed, and have send to them $10,000 for what they do. You will pay $10,000 for them to do they doing.

Send them to:

HansFritz Fabrikscht
4199 Sudfork Strrase
Unrter den Thingaroo
Verboten, Deutschland
PostalKarte 42832
Germany

Do this and we will be for certin that the moneys will be safe.

For this tell to me.

Harold Stassen
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Wed 2/18/09

Sgt:

I hear not from you, nor do the boys have the moneys they need. What up?

Harold
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2009

Mr.Harold,

i think you are planing a game some where, how do you expect i pay that money to your boys while i have a trustworthy person who can deliver this consignment to you for $600 you think about it. its wise to your own old sense or you and your boys must be up to something.

if you are really interested in helping me lets negotiate how we can settle Anthony White so he starts coming to Texas he said he is paying for the flight Ticket with his money the $600 is just for the clearing charge.

so when he arrive with the consgnment you settle him from it yourself i will give the details of the consignment you will open it and payment him his dues that is arrangement i earlier had with him, and i consider it more safe.

Sgt Paul Harry
Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Thu 2/19/09

Sgt:

You are a sorry little boy - yes, this is what I say! You are small-time person who will risk millions to save hundreds. The diplomat persons you have chose do not cost much, but look at the results they have for you - nothing, NOTHING! We have been writing to you and me for months and what do we have to show for our writing? Does my point get to you?

I have no game, little boy. I hire professional persons who do as they say and do not ponce around between the Untied Kingdom and Amerika for joy riding. Several times I have appointments with you "diplomatics" and they do not show - why is this? Because they are amateurs and do not know their bottoms from hub caps! I work much with Hans and Fritz over the years and when they takes a job it is done when they takes it because they good. The saying goes "You get what you money buys" applies to this - for you save a couple bucks and have nothing, do you see? These men do not fail - it is them who get me my Walther PPK in the UK and this is the way I settle with Leni - she is kaput and so are you and me.

If you wish to keep playing with you diplomat boys you can do so - leave me to myseff and grow up, little boy! Harold
Sgt.Paul Harry to Harold Stassen
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2009
From: sgtpaulharry@yahoo.com.hk
Subject: RE: waiting
Mr. Harold,

it has been you that is holding this transaction Anthony White did his job but, you refused to send to to him the required clearing charge that he needed to proceed to your house at this juncture Mr. Harold am begining to suspect you never wanted to be of assistance to me or to your self.I do not see the reason why i will have to trust you any longer you failed many times. As if you do not know what is at stake talking about my entire savings here,what is $600 that you can not aford to clear the consignment that worth $25 milion usd.is it how you want me to beleive you can handle it,an aged man as you sometimes might get rip off by your so called boys.

so all am saying in essnce is that i still trust Mr. Anthony he can never dare joke with me because he knew much about he still willing to deliver if you can raise $600 for him to do the clearance.if you still want to be of help to me you must know am a man of my word and i stand by it a gambler like you can never suggest way i do things i have just being promoted to the rank of leutnant cornel and a head of operation you must know what i mean.

Paul Harry

[NOTE: Wow! From a sarge to a "luetnant cornel" - must be a great soldier. Could've called him on this, but it might've shut him down.]

Harold Stassen to Sgt.Paul Harry
Sent: Thu 2/19/09

Sgt:

Do not speak to me from big horses! I, as a old soldier, wish to help another soldier, but this one is young and stupid, and that is you!

Look to the results of our dealings together: you have diplomats who come to this country and do nothing here but they time because they stupid and cheap - they takes you moneys because they are not professionels like the mens I go to. The Katzenjammer boys are good - they get results for me many times, the last time for Leni - look here:
http://www.crispinsartwell.com/leni.htm
Can you "Diplomatics" say the same for me? No siree can they.

I tries to help you once again - do not trust these guys no matter what they calls theyseffs for you will only lose much moneys. The reason I can be a gambler at my age is because I knows peoples and can tell very soon what in they souls and this you does not do good. I am happy of you promotion - you will get more moneys and prestige, but I have concerns for you soldiers for you is naiveness itseff. They is taking from you more than you have thought of you bet. This chuckle head boy pays for his airplane ride but does not have $600 hissef? What that tell to you? $600 is food for chickens to me - I light cigars with $100 bills sometimes when I smoke cigars so this can be spent by me in one evening, you see?

Now you have the rank you can get this stuff sent to you home by youseff and do not need me no more. Many lucks in the future for you and especial you troops - I hope they do not wind up like the guys in Stalingrad for this would be terribly bad for them.

Good by to you,

Harold.