real in love 4 ULonslo Tossov of the Foreign Office keeps looking for love in all the wrong places.
Tossov has undertaken many undercover assignments, more recently as a cleric in
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Jane
Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2010
Hello!!! Lonslo Tossov
Date: September 23, 2010 Dear Jane I must admit that I am surprised to have such a charming reply. Life here in the clinic can be a little lonely, with plenty of time to kill. But at my age I am not sure I am the young man you may be looking for. I attach my picture. Lonslo
Dr Lonslo Tossov FSADA Jane
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2010
My Dear, Lonslo Tossov
Sept. 25 Many thanks for your reply so quickly. Your photographs are lovely, just what I might expect. I work at a small medical centre here in Mbalonga but one with a world-wide reputation, and am a widower. My wife unfortunately caught custard fever a few years back and passed away quite suddenly leaving me sad and unattached. At the clinic I work with a good friend and recently-partnered colleague of mine Dr Crippen as well as Dr Mengele, a charming German who was with me from the start. Together we have found we can despatch our daily patients rota twice as fast, leaving the evenings free for relaxation and hobbies as well as the odd round of golf. Do you play?. I attach another picture as you request, hope you like. Lonslo
Dr Lonslo Tossov FSADA 
Jane
Date: Sat, 25 Sep 2010
Hello dear, As a refugee, i don't have any right or privilege to any thing pertaining money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Honey, please l would like you to know that l have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which l will like to send to you to assist me,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in the Bank which he used my name as the next of kin. The amount in question is $5.8(FIVE Million Eight Hundred Thousand US Dollars).
So l will like you to assist me transfer this money to your account and from it you will send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you. I can't withdraw the money my self due to my refugee statues here in this country which does not permit me to, rather the money can't be transferred in Senegal where i am in refugee statues. I want you to send me your contact information's such as your I have got in touch with the bank and made them to know about my plans to withdraw this money, l also got them aware of the death of my father and they have acknowledged it with all there confirmation. However, they advise me to get in touch with a very responsible person who will stand on my behalf and my trustee as regards to this money since l am presently of refugee status over here and wouldn't be permitted to handle this amount of money, they also let me know about the bond which they signed with my father that they money will be handled to me in bulk amount which means that l should decide on if l should continue with the bank or not. I just have to let you know about this so that you can assist me to be my trustee on this money. like l said l want you to call me because l have alto to tell you.l kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me. Have a nice time and think about me. my dear, l hope to hear from you soonest. l love you. Yours for ever in love. Miss jane Lonslo Tossov
Subject: To Jane Dear Jane Once again thank you again for writing so quickly, a pleasant surprise. It has been a long day here at the clinic, with two or three cases of Vimto Fever arriving overnight - they had to be put in quarantine very quickly I can tell you and the reception orderlies hosed down with antiseptic after. Then nurse Ratchet had a go at them with carbolic. One cannot be too careful. And even with two adept doctors by my side, it was quite late in the day until we had finished off the last of the patients I have read your letter carefully and am amazed that you think I can be of help. Surely we are too far away? And it is an enormous amount you mention as well. Are you certain about the totals involved? Surely your pastor can be trusted enough to give you more local advice. I would be nervous of the responsibility of receipt of the funds this end. Tell me more about yourself. Do you have a boy friend? What sort of music do you like? I am partial to brass bands. LonsloHugh Janus
Date: September 26, 2010 Dear Dr Tossov, No rush to tell Jane, but I would be happy to offer her employment. I am sure that she would find this work far more enjoyable than life in the refugee camp. The starting salary would be two hundred golden dorks a month plus gratuities. Of course, we would be pleased to pay her travel expenses and she would pay only a nominal rent for her apartment above the shop where she would be free to entertain her friends. Sincerely,
Hugh Janus Tossov: Excellent news! I am sure it will be of benefit to end any arsing about. Jane
Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2010
Honey how are you today, is me your angel i come out of refugee camp this morning in other to read and share with you to know how was your night,but i did not read from you why honey, i you in good condition of health please write to me,i m waiting to hear from you, have nice day with hug of kiss.
Lonslo Tossov
Date: September 29, 2010 Dear Jane Thank you for sending another lovely picture. I must admit, as I manage to take a break from the wards of suffering Vimto fever victims we have lately admitted for treatment, their purple faces crying out for water, it is a much needed distraction to be hearing from such a lovely lady as yourself. Even during such a local epidemic as this is proving to be, there are islands of happiness to be found it seems. Dr Crippen, still tending the afflicted just outside this office, has seen your picture and sends on his best wishes. He actually said that if you were his wife then he would take care of you good and proper and have a special place ready. A nice thought. I got your last message with all the bank details. I don't know what to make of it. This is all moving so fast. I hope you are well. As you can tell it can be quite hectic here. But tell me more about yourself. I am interested to know more about you. But I must get back now, I have more patients to finish off before evening meal and dominos with the Custarditus ward. LonsloJane
Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2010
Honey how are you today, i m very happy to read from you once again,please honey why i want you to help me very fast is because of my condition for me to eat is big problem to me,and my condition here in the refugee camp is getting too bad and is not conducive to my health, please if you like to help me try to contact the bank for the transfer to take place in to your own account so that i will be coming over to your country to be with you,but if you don"t want to help me for the transfer, you can send me some money to get my travel peppers to come over to your country that is only thing i want from you,honey i m not suppose to being in this condition but is because of the war and i loose my parents,please help me i m dieing, i m waiting to hear from you, have nice day with hug of kiss.
Lonslo Tossov
Date: October 6, 2010 Dear Jane My apologies for the delay in responding - the recent outbreak of Vimto fever here I mentioned has meant a good deal of time is needed attending the unfortunates in the clinic, whose numbers climb every day, as do the sad losses. Several times I have attended a sad ceremony, when some poor wretch is tumbled into a lime pit, almost without time for a few words of decent despatch, doing my best to comfort the little ones who lack parent or sibling.. Then back to the crowded wards, where the lines of purple faces, so distinctive of the infection, mark out the afflicted. You can imagine the stress we all feel, the feeling of fighting against the odds. Each case of Vimto which arrives from Smegaroon means I much less in a mood to give a cordial welcome to one so pleasant and lovely as yourself. But back to your last message. I have the bank details you sent but feel very uneasy. To tell the truth a good deal of the financial reserves of the clinic are committed to fighting this epidemic, and there is little to spare. Is there no other way I can help you? I have discussed your plight with Drs Crippen and Mengele and how we can best put you out of your misery. We are all keen to do something but resources are so limited. LonsoJane
Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010
Honey how are you today, is me your angel i m very happy to read from you how is life over there in my dream country hope all is well with you my love,honey i can wait to see you,honey i can see that you are afraid of helping me for the transfer,please i will like you to help me to come over to your country so that we join hand together and do the transfer there in your country OK,honey i want to come over to your country with all the documents for the transfer when i come over i will open account in my name and contact the bank for the transfer please help me now only thing i need is for you to help me and send some money to me to get my travel peppers and come over, i need international passport and Air Ticket Visa is free for us here,i m waiting to hear from you, have nice day with hug of kiss.
Lonslo Tossov
Subject: To Jane Dear Jane Well here I am back in my office, after quite a few long and tiring hours ministering to the demands of our patients. It has not been an easy task, attending to those poor purple-faced unfortunates, with the swollen tongues and pop-eyed symptoms so familar from the infection, who pack our wards, hour after hour, day after day. Thank God the worst seems to have been and gone. With the help of some additional assistance from Dr Shipman, assigned from J'Berg Hospital, we have been able to get through patients much more quickly and see them out the door much more quickly. Our little team here has got quite a reputation with the authorities, I can tell you. Now about your messages, I must admit I am a little wary as you suggest. Not least that, until the epidemic is completely resolved, a visit here by one with no innoculation against Vimto fever or Custarditus would be very unwise. Areyou sure you really want to come over? Incidentally, readng your words again I was wondering, what are travel peppers? Do you have vegetables as part of a special diet? LonsloJane
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2010
Honey how are you and how was your weekend together with your present condition of health hope all is well with you my sweet heart,honey i m not sure that you want to help me out of this situation, you are not caring to me i m dieing here in suffering and Hagar but you are not car,please honey as you don"t want us to continue the transfer right now, please help me to send me some money to get my travel peppers here to come over to your country, with the help of the reverend father Joseph and the church my peppers to come over will be Essy to get here please help me, this is the reverend father Joseph information if you are interest to help me ,reverend55father@yahoo.com tel phone +221 775957846.i m waiting to hear from you,have nice day with hug of kiss.
[ A note of explanation for the new reader: "Reverend Father Joseph" is the nom de scam of the person who will act as the closer, that is, who will actually get the victim to send a money order. The takings will be split according to a 'sharing percentage'. 'Jane' (who is probably a young man in a cybercafe) needs to deliver the victim to the closer. ] Lonslo Tossov
Date: October 12, 2010 Dear Jane I am not sure what you mean by this last message. I thought we were getting along so well. Knowing you for what you are has helped me through the long nights on the wards, swabbing and bed washing those victims of disease. If you wish advice on birth control or veneral infection but are too shy to ask then no worries. Drs Crippen, Mengele and Shipman send their best wishes and hope you get what you deserve. Lonslo[ More to come? ] |
