I HAVE TO DO WHAT IS BEST FOR ME


Hooray, it's Camille White from Down Under, heroine of such adventures as THE WIND OF DEAD HUMANS and I AM IN THE LONELY WORLD RIGHT NOW (in which Cammy gets a death threat from a contract killer).

Cammy is a close associate of Mal Reynolds -- hero of many tales, including BORN TO RULE and YOU ARE A GREAT PILOT -- and Eliza Dane, who shares Camille's religious views and is featured in YOUR ATTITUDE IS VERY BAD and I AM NOT HEAR FOR A JOKE OK, to mention just a few hilarious exploits.


I do believe the Lad was telling the truth for once. It's pretty much at the core of the psychopathic personality.

The Scammers
Rev.Father Godsent Abas, "the priest in charge of cent Mary catholic church at #23 spintex road Accra Ghana"
Edmond Uka, security company boss

The Baiter
Camille White, Aesir-worshipping photomodel renowned for profanity and vanity.

Hello, Father...

Rev.Father Godsent Abas

16 May 2011 Dear Camille White,

I am Rev.Father Godsent Abas, the priest in charge of cent Mary catholic church at #23 spintex road Accra Ghana I an 67 years old,I have been in cent Mary catholic Parrish for 5years now and I have been serving the Lord from birth till now because i was born into a catholic family.
Having introduced myself to you, reason why I call/communicating with you is in regards to your funds that I deposited in with your name in a bank called Barclays Bank Ltd in Accra Ghana. The amount deposited is $10.5M USD (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars), with full complete details of your funds, which has been place into the bank and waiting to have you communicate with the bank directly with personnel handling your funds/files of your funds.
The fund were placed before the bank as a result of an accident that took the lives of a Bolin Van driver and two armed security men conveying the trunk box right in front of my parish(Cent Mary Catholic church), I have to do what is best for me and as a man of God by taking your funds to the bank. The Bank Barclays Bank Ltd where the fund is deposited are asking of your full complete account particulars and order necessary information that will be used to confide with your correspondence bank in your choice of account which you will want the funds to be transferred as confide beneficiary and as owner of the above said funds. The Bank will need the following information's from you to complete with your fund transfer;
Your Name...
Home and Office Address...
Bank Name...
Bank Address...
Account Number...
Account Name...
Swift Code...
IBAN No...
Routing Code...
International Passport...
Get back to me with all necessary details of your account particulars which has to be forwarded to the bank immediately or if possible the information of the personnel handling the transfer of your funds is the Managing Director of Barclays bank Ltd Dr.Thomson Abas, his information to contact him directly is as follows,
Name:Dr Thomson Abas
Managing Director Barclays Bank Ltd Accra Ghana.
Direct Mailing ID: barclaysbankltd.gh1st@rediffmail.com
Direct Mobile number: +233243629070
It will be in good favor if communication can continue with the bank directly with the information that I have placed before you in order for you to have all full confident of your funds and the transfer to your account. The bank is ready to serve you better with good understanding, communication, commitment and cooperation. May God Richly bless you and keep the peace of the lord amongs you and your Family in Jesus Name?
Kindest Regards,
Rev.Father Godsent Abas
My Contact Address: Cent Mary catholic church,
spintex road Accra Ghana.
Mailing ID: rev.fahergodsentabas@yahoo.com
Direct Mobile No.: +233273690624
Call me as soon as you acknowledge my message, thanks and God bless you.

Makes a change from the Sagbama expressway!


Camille White

Mr Abas,
Are you sure about this?
Camille White

"[G]]rowing in Christ..."
He doesn't know Cammy, that's for sure...


Rev.Father Godsent Abas

18 May 2011 Dear Camille White,
Thank you very much for the reply,may the peace of the lord be with you and your family,my dear brother,i am very sure of the information i sent to you,for heaven sake i am a priest and very far in age,I can not be kidding with such an issue,I personally toke the funds $10.5million to barclays bank my self to deposit in your name.
My dear brother please try to contact the bank as soon as possible with these information below:
Your Name...
Home and Office Address...
Bank Name...
Bank Address...
Account Number...
Account Name...
Swift Code...
IBAN No...
Routing Code...
International Passport...
So that they can proceed with the transfer of your fund to you.thank God almighty that you are growing in Christ,may your entire heart desire be granted unto you in Jesus name.the bank manager director name is Dr Thomson Abas,Below is the bank contact again:
Name:Dr Thomson Abas
Managing Director Barclays Bank Ltd Accra Ghana.
Direct Mailing ID: barclaysbankltd.gh1st@rediffmail.com
Direct Mobile number: +233243629070.
Please keep me informed with all activities with the bank.May the peace of the lord continue to reign in your family.
Kindest Regards,
Rev.Father Godsent Abas
My Contact Address: Cent Mary catholic church,
Spintex road Accra Ghana.
Mailing ID: rev.fahergodsentabas@yahoo.com
Direct Mobile No.: +233273690624

First, he needs to hear some straight talk!


Camille White

Mr Abas,
Do not call me "brother". I'm a woman, OK? Not even my father would have be that cruel he'd call a boy "Camille"!
As well, I am not "growing in Christ". I am Asatruar, and always will be.
What I would like to know is how you knew that the money in the van was mine, and if you ever found out what it was doing there.

Camille White

Rev.Father Godsent Abas

18 May 2011 Dear Camille White,
I am so sorry for addressing you are a man,i saw the name Camille,I thought it was a male name.your are growing in Christ,whether an Asatruar or who ever,heaven is the bottom line.
On the faithful day that this van had an accident that took the lives of a Bolin Van driver and two armed security men conveying the trunk box right in front of my parish(Cent Mary Catholic church),your name,email address was stamp on the consignment box that contains the money. I have to do what is best for me as a man of God by taking your funds to the bank because if i decide to keep it there in the church,security wise is not safe for me,my church workers and even you the owner of the fund.thank you and may the peace of the lord remain with you.
Kindest Regards,
Rev.Father Godsent Abas
My Contact Address: Cent Mary catholic church,
Spintex road Accra Ghana.
Mailing ID: rev.fahergodsentabas@yahoo.com
Direct Mobile No.: +233273690624

He sends a chat request!
Lad chats are worth doing.


Camille (8:59 PM): Hello?
Camille (8:59 PM): Are you there?
Camille (9:04 PM): This is Camille White. Answer me please.

(Straightaway he drops a clanger...)

LAD (9:09 PM): Hello my dear brother how are you today
Camille (9:10 PM): I told you that I'm a woman, not a man.

(And another one...)

LAD (9:10 PM): may the peace of the lord be with you
Camille (9:10 PM): I'm also not a Christian.
LAD (9:10 PM): oh am so sorry
LAD (9:10 PM): do not mine me
Camille (9:11 PM): I'm not sorry for either. I just want to know a couple of things.
LAD (9:11 PM): you told me that yesterday my dear sister
LAD (9:11 PM): ok
Camille (9:11 PM): And you very quickly forgot!
LAD (9:12 PM): yes do not mine my memory
Camille (9:12 PM): That's going to be a problem.
LAD (9:13 PM): you know nature must take it place,it is my age
Camille (9:13 PM): Oh, yeah.
LAD (9:13 PM): that is not a problem my dear
Camille (9:13 PM): Well, maybe. I just want to know about that truck and that money.
LAD (9:14 PM): so how is your family
LAD (9:14 PM): yes my sister
Camille (9:14 PM): My brother is on active service and in one piece last I heard, which is good.
Camille (9:15 PM): My father is alive, which is bad.
LAD (9:16 PM): i was in my Parrish on 4th of May when this truck had a very drastic accident,
LAD (9:16 PM): everybody in the van died
Camille (9:17 PM): It was an armoured truck, right?
LAD (9:17 PM): the driver and the 2 security men inside
Camille (9:18 PM): But it was one of those armoured trucks, yeah?
LAD (9:18 PM): yes it was an armoured van
LAD (9:18 PM): yes it is
Camille (9:19 PM): Fuck me - what did it run into? A train?
LAD (9:20 PM): no it ran into a lorry and feel in to a very deep valley
Camille (9:21 PM): Oh, right. It's just that I've heard those trucks compared to Army APCs and I've ridden in a couple thanx to my brother.
LAD (9:21 PM): ok
LAD (9:22 PM): thanks to God almighty
Camille (9:22 PM): Huh? Why?
LAD (9:23 PM): oh yes
LAD (9:23 PM): because he is the controller of every thing in the universe
Camille (9:24 PM): Yeah, right. But what am I supposed to be giving thanx for?
LAD (9:25 PM): thank him for helping you recover your funds
(Well, that's cold. But never mind; it gives me a chance to slap him and get away with it)
Camille (9:26 PM): Excuse me... three men are DEAD! Am I supposed to be turning cartwheels because three men died horribly in the crash? What about the driver of the truck?
LAD (9:27 PM): no that,God have a reason for every thing that happen,he will receive their souls
Camille (9:28 PM): That ain't right.
LAD (9:28 PM): the three men that die are two security men and the van driver
LAD (9:29 PM): Why?
Camille (9:29 PM): It's wrong to celebrate their deaths.
LAD (9:30 PM): i know that but it is God who give that can also take
LAD (9:31 PM): i am not celebrating there death
Camille (9:31 PM): Meh. I don't subscribe to your point of view,
Camille (9:32 PM): "thanks to God almighty" is celebrating!
LAD (9:31 PM): I men it is God who knows why it happen
LAD (9:32 PM): not that my dear sister
Camille (9:32 PM): I don't agree with you.
LAD (9:33 PM): ok
LAD (9:33 PM): you know every body have different view about any thing
Camille (9:35 PM): Yeah.
LAD (9:35 PM): ok
Camille (9:37 PM): Well...
LAD (9:38 PM): so how far have you gone with the bank?
Camille (9:38 PM): I haven't contacted them yet. I'm a bit worried.
LAD (9:39 PM): please try to contact them.
Camille (9:39 PM): I don't know how that money could be mine, that's all.
LAD (9:39 PM): what are your worries all about?
Camille (9:40 PM): I just told you. Try to keep up skippy!
LAD (9:41 PM): have you never transacted here before?
LAD (9:41 PM): i am with you here
Camille (9:43 PM): Never ever. I'm a photomodel, not a businesswoman.
LAD (9:44 PM): so how come your name and email address is stamp to the consignment box?
LAD (9:45 PM): you must be a sincere womanm
Camille (9:45 PM): How the fuck should I know?
LAD (9:45 PM): i do not know also
Camille (9:46 PM): Well, there you are.
LAD (9:46 PM): yes my sister
Camille (9:47 PM): Impasse.
LAD (9:47 PM): true
Camille (9:48 PM): Now what?
LAD (9:48 PM): just contact the bank so they can transfer your fund to you
Camille (9:49 PM): Wait! I don't know why that money is in my name. Put yourself in my shoes. Wouldn't you be worried?
LAD (9:51 PM): i will be worried if would be in your shoes,but the fund has allready be deposited in your name.
Camille (9:51 PM): But suppose this was some organised crime or money laundering thing.
LAD (9:52 PM): i do not think so
Camille (9:52 PM): How can you be sure of that?
LAD (9:54 PM): i personally toke this fund to barclays bank and deposit it in your name,because it is not safe security wise in the parrish,first to me my church and you the owner.
Camille (9:55 PM): That is not the issue!
LAD (9:56 PM): and since i toke the fund to the bank no body have come to me for any thing regarding it
Camille (9:56 PM): Where did the money come from in the first place?
LAD (9:57 PM): that i can not rely tell
Camille (9:58 PM): I can't do anything unless I know.
LAD (9:59 PM): who can i get that from,because now every souls in the van died instantly on he accident spot
Camille (9:59 PM): How the fuck should I know that?
Camille (10:00 PM): Unless you ask the owners of the van. They must have records of their loads.
LAD (10:00 PM): please you should not blame me for taking your fund to the bank for safety
Camille (10:01 PM): I'm not blaming you. You weren't to know. But I can't do anything.
LAD (10:01 PM): i only did what i think anybody who have the fear of God in heart should do
Camille (10:02 PM): Meh. It doesn't do me any good.
LAD (10:02 PM): so what do we do now?
Camille (10:02 PM): I told you what might get you some answers.
Camille (10:03 PM): I can't do anything from here.
LAD (10:04 PM): please make me understand what to do now
Camille (10:04 PM): Ask the company that owned the truck. They'll know where the money came from originally.
(A chance to make the LAD wriggle somewhat...)
LAD (10:06 PM): i do not even know the company that owns the truck
LAD (10:06 PM): the truck is still right there in the valley where it fell into
Camille (10:07 PM): Well, go and have a look at the logo on it.
LAD (10:07 PM): you mean i should go into that big valley?
Camille (10:07 PM): Or send someone.
LAD (10:08 PM): please save me all these stress,i am far in age
Camille (10:09 PM): Ask someone to look. One of your flock should be willing.
LAD (10:11 PM): that valley is very dangerous and i will not want to send any body there
Camille (10:12 PM): Maybe the police will know. They'd have investigated the accident.
Camille (10:12 PM): By Alodofur! Why am I doing all the thinking for you?
LAD (10:12 PM): that i do not think is necessary.
Camille (10:13 PM): Well, I don't agree!
LAD (10:14 PM): so what do we do now?
Camille (10:15 PM): I don't know. I had some good ideas, but you're against them.
LAD (10:16 PM): some what?
Camille (10:16 PM): Like, find out from the security company where they got the load.
LAD (10:18 PM): you should understand that i does not have much free time for those kind of movement
Camille (10:19 PM): Well you should understand that from where I am I can do fuck all about things there!
LAD (10:20 PM): ok what is the solution to all these?
Camille (10:21 PM): I DON'T KNOW!
LAD (10:21 PM): ok
Camille (10:28 PM): Ball's in your court, dude.
LAD (10:29 PM): My dear sister,am very confuse now on this issue
Camille (10:29 PM): Join the club.
LAD (10:31 PM): since you do not want to contact the bank and the fund have already been deposited in your name,there is not for me to think right now,am so confuss
Camille (10:32 PM): Until I know where the money came from and who put my name on it, I'm not claiming it. How is that confusing?
LAD (10:33 PM): i do not even know what to say now
Camille (10:34 PM): Perhaps you should pray.
LAD (10:35 PM): i will always pray
LAD (10:37 PM): i want to live now
Camille (10:37 PM): OK.
LAD (10:37 PM): i will get back to you
Camille (10:37 PM): Sure.
Camille (10:37 PM): Good night, and may your God go with you.
LAD (10:37 PM): bye

A week passed by...


----- Our chat on Sun, 22/5/11 10:11 PM -----
Camille (9:50 PM): Are you there, Mr Abas?
LAD (9:51 PM): yes there sister
Camille (9:51 PM): Anything to report?
LAD (9:51 PM): how are you and your family doing today?
LAD (9:52 PM): may the peace of the lord be with you
LAD (9:52 PM): yes
Camille (9:52 PM): My brother is OK as of last Wednesday, and my father is still alive somewhere, worse luck.
LAD (9:53 PM): i actually wanted to write you mail today
LAD (9:53 PM): on the situation now
LAD (9:53 PM): what happen to your father?
Camille (9:54 PM): Nothing's happened to my father. That's the problem.
LAD (9:56 PM): ok
LAD (9:57 PM): like i was saying
LAD (9:58 PM): the company that owns the truck actually came and remove their truck from the valley yesterday
Camille (9:59 PM): OK, and?
LAD (9:59 PM): and i spoke with the manager mr Edmond uka
Camille (9:59 PM): Kewl.
LAD (10:00 PM): and he said the consignment box actually belong to a young refugee from libya
Camille (10:00 PM): Huh?

(Just so you know... refugee children have been a favourite Lad modality for many years now; even so, it was a surprise to have it show up all of a sudden)


LAD (10:00 PM): who came to Ghana as a result of the crises in libya
Camille (10:01 PM): Well, that's it, isn't it? It belongs to someone else!
LAD (10:01 PM): that his company i just a delivery agency
LAD (10:02 PM): that the boy said you are his foreign beneficiary
Camille (10:02 PM): Sorry, WHAT?
LAD (10:02 PM): that you are his foreign beneficiary
Camille (10:03 PM): Repeating yourself won't help! I don't know what in Freyja's name you're talking about!
LAD (10:03 PM): that they where taking the consignment box to the airport to deliver to you
LAD (10:04 PM): in your country
Camille (10:04 PM): Well, no-one told me a fucking thing about Libyan sending me cash!
LAD (10:05 PM): not libyan
LAD (10:05 PM): a young man
LAD (10:05 PM): name
LAD (10:05 PM): Rabiu sani
Camille (10:05 PM): You said he was from Libya.
Camille (10:05 PM): And I've never heard of him.
LAD (10:05 PM): yes
LAD (10:06 PM): i can not know that my sister
Camille (10:08 PM): I don't know what to say.
LAD (10:09 PM): i myself i do not know what to say too
Camille (10:11 PM): Why would a total stranger want to send me money?
LAD (10:12 PM): i can not tell my sister
LAD (10:13 PM): he is a refugee they said
Camille (10:13 PM): Who said?
LAD (10:13 PM): the manager to the delivery agency
Camille (10:14 PM): Maybe he should write to me and explain what's going on.
LAD (10:15 PM): the manager did gave me his contact address
LAD (10:15 PM): contact him on this email
LAD (10:16 PM): expresssecuritycompany.gh@hotmail.com
Camille (10:17 PM): What's his name?
LAD (10:17 PM): his name is Mr Edmond uka
LAD (10:18 PM): try and contact him
Camille (10:18 PM): I need answers.
LAD (10:18 PM): he will have more explanation to this
Camille (10:19 PM): OK.
LAD (10:19 PM): i mean Edmond Uka
Camille (10:19 PM): Who is the Libyan exactly?
LAD (10:20 PM): the young boy a refugee he said
Camille (10:20 PM): That's it?
LAD (10:21 PM): Rabiu Sana is the boy name
Camille (10:21 PM): You said that, but it tells me nothing.
LAD (10:22 PM): you mean?
Camille (10:22 PM): Just that.
LAD (10:22 PM): i do not understand you
LAD (10:22 PM): please explain
Camille (10:24 PM): You told me that the money belongs to a Libyan refugee named Rabiu Sana. That tells me very little.
LAD (10:25 PM): that is why i said you should contact the manager to the company,he will explain better to you
Camille (10:27 PM): I did.
LAD (10:28 PM): ok
LAD (10:28 PM): he will explain every thing to you
Camille (10:29 PM): I hope so.
LAD (10:29 PM): ok
Camille (10:32 PM): That email address is DEAD!
Camille (10:33 PM): Sorry, we were unable to deliver your message to the following address.
<expresssecuritycompany.gh@hotmail.com<:
Remote host said: 550 Requested action not taken: mailbox unavailable [RCPT_TO]
LAD (10:33 PM): are you sure
LAD (10:33 PM): let me send again
LAD (10:34 PM): expresssecurity.gh@hotmail.com
LAD (10:34 PM): did you get that?
LAD (10:35 PM): please remove the company
Camille (10:35 PM): Sent.
LAD (10:36 PM): ok that is fine

So I've been passed on...
Next Lad please!


Camille White

Attn: Mr Edmond Uka
My name is Camille White. Please get back to me.
Regards,
Camille White

Edmond Uka

Dear Camille White,
Thank you very much for contacting express security company Ghana LTD,what can we do for you please.please specify.
Yours in service,
Mr Edmond Uka.

Maybe the Reverend was supposed to have been a tad more proactive!


----- Our chat on Sun, 22/5/11 11:44 PM -----
Camille (11:25 PM): Didn't you tell them that I was going to write?!?!
LAD (11:27 PM): i have not told them
LAD (11:27 PM): you should know that today is sunday
LAD (11:28 PM): am in the parrish
Camille (11:28 PM): You should tell him that. He's written back already!
LAD (11:29 PM): ok
LAD (11:30 PM): i will when am less buzy
Camille (11:39 PM): OK.
LAD (11:40 PM): all right
Camille (11:44 PM): You told me that you'd discussed the matter with him. He'd also been shipping stuff in my name.
Camille (11:44 PM): You'd think he'd know who I am!

Camille White

Mr Uka,
Godsent Abas told me to write to you.
I assumed that he'd told you about that.
Camille White

Edmond Uka

23 May 2011 Dear Camille White,
Thank you very much for contacting express security company Ghana LTD,Madam at first you did not declare your intention of contacting express security company it was when Rev.father Godsent Abas called me I realize you intention of contacting us.
On 28-4-2011 a young man called Rabiu Sani,came to our office with a consignment box,who said he is from from Libya and deposited consignment box,on the consignment box is stamp with your name and the name we register the consignment box is your name Camille White,he came on 11-5-2011 and said he wants his consignment box,all document was signed for him to go with his box and he left in our van to Kotoka international airport,van number Gc 3435 GH,himself,our driver and one of our security man died in a drastic accident,may there souls rest in perfect peace,and we did not even know what was inside the consignment box it was after there funeral ceremony on Thursday,we went to the accident location for our van that Rev.father Godsent Abas was telling me that they found the consignment box during the accident and eventually toke the money inside to a bank for security purpose and i ask if he has contacted you he said yes so i gave him my contact to send to you.thank you and have a nice day.
Yours in service,
Mr Edmond Uka.

Am I supposed to do all the work?


Camille White

Mr Uka,
As I don't have any idea about this man, perhaps you can find out more about him.
Camille White

Edmond Uka

Seems that's the idea!

23 May 2011 Camille White,
Thank you very much the email,madam we have told you all we know about this young man Rabiu sani,going for other investigation about him is not our duty please bear with us.thank you and have a nice day.
Yours in service,
Mr Edmond Uka.

Sorry, it's not for me to do the Lad's job.


Camille White

Mr Uka,
That's all fine and dandy, but without some more information about Rabiu Sani, that money stays in your vaults.
I'm not accepting that sort of cash without knowing exactly who it's from and why my name is against it.
Camille White

Edmond Uka

23 May 2011 Camille White,
Thank you very much the email,It is OK if you say so,but i know it is your fund.thank you and have a nice day.
Yours in service,
Mr Edmond Uka.

My reply to the Lad bounces back - and neither he nor the Reverend contacted Cammy again.


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