THE AGONY OF DEFEAT

The latest exploit from Lewis D. "Lewd" Noogie, international hotel consultant and scambaiter par excellence. His many credits include, to mention only a few, THE MARK OF ZAHRA, LEWD NOOGIE vs. THE OVER THE HILL GANG, TROLETTING ALL THIS SHEET, YOU ARE A THIEF BUT I WILL LIKE TO MAKE YOU A FRIEND NOW and VENGEANCE IS MINE. Each one a gem.

This tale will require concentration, but it's, like, totally worth it.


Lewd has been incommunicado for awhile; it's all explained in this submittal.

General Aliyu Mohammed (Ikenna) - Nigerian National Security Advisor (not, but you knew that)
Reverend Smith Mark - Diplomatic Courier Company General Manager
Barrister James Obinna - The Obligatory Attorney
Barrister James Bello - cameo appearance
Elima C. Noogie - Lewd's Wife (Apparently)

vs.
Lewis D. "Lewd" Noogie - International Hotel Consultant
Barrister Idi Amin Dada - Former Ugandan Dictator, Barrister, Scam Interloper

Dealing with a General, I decided to approach this one as a military operation.


PROLOGUE - THE INCURSION LETTER

General Aliyu Mohammed
<gen.aliyumohammed@frcn.security.gov.ng>
X-Originating-IP: [211.119.137.12] <--- routed through Korea, apparently
Fri, 22 Jun 2007

PLEASE YOUR URGENT REPLY IS NEEDED.
OFFICE OF THE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
GET BACK TO ME AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVINIENCE
Dear,
I am Lt. Gen.ALIYU MOHAMMED, National Security Adviser to President UMAR MUSA Y'AR ADUA of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I decided to contact you because of the prevailing security report reaching my office and the intense nature of policy in Nigeria.This is to inform you about our plan to send four packages containing the total sum of US$10. Million to you as your fund through courier delivery. This system will be easier and secured for you and for us.

Note: The money is coming on 4 security proof boxes. The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. This packages has been lying hear since the PRESIDENT OLUSEGUN OBASANJO led government.I was however notifyed of the content by the manager of the bank that packaged the fund,to be sneeked out of the shores of nigeria by some top government offiocials before the hand over.I will use my position as the National Security Adviser to the President to send this fund to you.

Please you don't have to worry for any thing I will pay the delivery charges for the packages to be delivered to your resident,but we have to reach an agreement on how the money will be shared.it will be diveded into three 50% for me,10% for the the bank managerand 40% for you.And the shareing will be after we have deducted what so ever it cost us finnance these transaction.

The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes to your house address. All you need to do now Is to send to me your full house address and your identity such as, Your Name Your Address Your contact phone Number/fax number international passport or driver license

The Diplomatic attached will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives your country's airport. I hope you understand me. Please don't send money to any body in Nigeria. Be warned. I will let you know when the special Grace of God will airlift the boxes.

Note: The diplomatic does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Material.I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok,i will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the Diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment.This clearance will make it pass every custom checkpoint all over the world without hitch. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements to me immediately you receive this message.

If you need more information about this, i will give you the contact of the diplomatic agents for more information on how to carry out the plan. Please I need urgent reply because the boxes are schedule to leave as soon as I hear from you. Reply me immediately you receive this message via my private e-mail.

Best Regards,
Lt. Gen.ALIYU MOHAMMED
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria

[Nigeria recently held a presidential election.
Outgoing: Olusegun Obasanjo. Incoming: Umar Yar'Adua.]

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PART I - DESERT SHIELD

Lewd Noogie
June 21, 2007

General Mohammed,
This looks important so I wanted to let you know that it has been sent to me by mistake.
Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie
General Aliyu Mohammed
Fri, 22 Jun 2007

Dear Lewd Noogie,

This is to acknowledge the reciept of your email.
The proposal I sent to you is not a mistake I am despirately in need of your assistance to see this through.if you are sure that you can recive this package on my behalf and you will be sincer and commited ,then I am also willing to work with you.Please reconfirm to me the following infoprmation:
full house address and your identity such as,

Your Name
Your Address
Your contact phone Number/fax number
international passport or driver license
I will begin arrangement for the packages to be moved to the courioer company that will make the delivery as soon as possible.

Best Regards,

Lt. Gen.ALIYU MOHAMMED
National Security Adviser to the
President Federal Republic of Nigeria
Lewd Noogie
June 22, 2007

Genereal Mohammed,
You surely have made a mistake sending this to me. I think you must be looking for a different Lewis Noogie. I am an international hotel consultant living in Russia.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie
General Aliyu Mohammed
Dear Lewis D. Noogie,
How are you today?
I am pleased and convinced at your response to my mail that you are truely a sincere person.And such is the kind of person I am looking for to help me recieve the packages.

You see if the money in the boxes stay longer here it might be at risk another person might move them.I will apreciate you assistance and commitment toward this transaction.

I will send you a scaned copy of the manner that the money is arranged as I recived it from the banker so that you know that we have no time.

On your acceptance to work with me provide that informations I demanded.so that I can quicky make arrangement for the boxes to be moved to the courier company

Waiting to hear a joyful acceptance from you.
Best Regards,

Lt. Gen.ALIYU MOHAMMED
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Direct line: 234-802-633-9885
Lewd Noogie
June 24, 2007

General Mohammed, 40% of $10 million is a lot to offer just to receive and hold this money. There must be something else involved. I don't necessarily have a problem with doing it if that's all there is to it but I like to know all the detail before I take on any kind of business deal.

Please provide me with information on exactly what would be required of me.
Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie
General Aliyu Mohammed
Mon, 25 Jun 2007

Dear Lewis D. Noogie,
How are you today?
No my dear there is nothing ealse that you do not know, I honestly cherish you honesty and hope that you keep showing it till the end of these transaction.

I will immidiately start making arragment for the money to be moved to nthe courier company for delivery.I will give you the contact of tyhe courier companyn as soon as I foward the boxes to them.

You are to tell them to deliver the it to your house I will send the you a scanned copy of how the money is arranged as soon as I hear from you.Do all in your power to recieve the boxes.

Provide me with information I asked for and and your phone number so that I can discuse with you on phone.or you can call me on your direct line +2348026339885.

Lt. Gen.ALIYU MOHAMMED
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Direct line: 234-802-633-9885

[The General has convinced me. It's D-Day...]

PART II - DESERT STORM

Lewd Noogie
June 26, 2007

General Mohammed,
Ok, I'm convinced, I guess we can do this. Below is the information you requested.
Full name - Lewis D. Noogie
Address - c/o Zayebis Hotel & Resort
21, Ul. Huisos
Gadyukina 400914
Russian Federation
Note that this is the hotel I am currently consulting to and my schedule is to be here for another 6-8 months. Also please note that the nearest airport is Irkutsk International.

Telephone - 7 (495) 964-xxxx

Note that this is the hotel switchboard. Tell the couriers to ask for Lewd and they'll find me here in the hotel. Please be aware that this hotel is in a remote location and our communications are satellite feed and sometimes it's difficult to get through. Tell them just keep trying.

Lewis D. Noogie
General Aliyu Mohammed
Thu, 28 Jun 2007

Dear Lewis D Noogie,

This is to acknowledge your mail.

I have piad for the delivery of these consignment.All I demand from you is your sincerity and honesty.I will not like a sitiustion where we have to go into ageument after you have received the consignment.The man that revaeled the content of the boxes to me was facing a finacial problem and taught that if he inform me the he will get something out of it that is why he has 10%.I will like us to leave it that way.

Note: On no account should you declare the content because the diplomat does not know the original contents of the boxes. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Material. I did not declare money to them please. If they call you and ask you the contents please tell them the same thing Ok. Meanwhile, Your information has been forwarded to the courier company they will be contacting you any moment from now to give you the delivery status of the consignment.

HERE IS THE GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY INFORMATION

MANAGER NAME IN CHARGE: REV.SMITH MARK
GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY
#1 OKALA AVE. IKOYI, LAGOS NIGERIA
EMAIL: info.globalexpressservices@yahoo.com

They can also contact you because I have sent them your information.

Explain to them that you are the one to receiving the consignment box from GEN ALIYU MOHAMMED.
I will release the AIRWAY BILL and the POST CODE to allow you claim the consignment,when the diplomat get to your door step.I have also paid the sum of $9,200 for the AIRWAY BILL.I trust that you will keep your words of sending my percentage,as soon as you are able to claim the consignment.

Call me immediately you receive this email.

Please keep me updated on every development.

Hoping to hear from you shortly.

Best Regards,

Lt. Gen.ALIYU MOHAMMED
National Security Adviser to the President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Direct line: +234-802-633-9885
Lewd Noogie
June 29, 2007

General Mohammed,
I will be waiting for the courier company to contact me and have no fear, I will not mention to them the true contents of the boxes. Please scan and send any paperwork that will be required when I receive the boxes.

I guess that now that things are moving along I should ask how you want me to get your percentage of this money to you? Let me know and I'll begin making the arrangements.

By the way, my friends call me Lewd (short for Lewis D.).
Lewd
Reverend Smith Mark
info.globalexpressservices@yahoo.com
Fri, 29 Jun 2007

X-Originating-IP: [66.196.100.54]
Global Express Courier company
#1 OKALA AVE. IKOYI,
LAGOS-NIGERIA
linking the world to your door step....
ATTN: LEWIS D. NOOGIE ,

CUSTOMER,

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR,

WE WANT TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR INFORMATION WAS RECEIVED IN OUR REPUTABLE OFFICE FOR A DIPLOMATIC DELIVERY OF FOUR CONSIGNMENTS OF PHOTOGRAPHIC FILM FROM THE DEFENCE HOUSE .WE ARE USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INFORM YOU THAT ARE COURIER CREW WITH THE CREW LEADER MR. MORRIS ADE WILL BE LEAVING TO YOUR COUNTRY BY MONDAY MORNING AT 9AM IN OUR TIME HERE IN NIGERIA.

ALSO INFORMING YOU THAT YOU ARE TO PROVIDE THE YELLOW TAG TO OUR OFFICERS WHEN THEY ARRIVED TO YOUR COUNTRY AT YOUR INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

AS THE NEW LAW LUNCH BY THE GOVERNMENT OF G8 NATIONS THAT ALL DIPLOMATIC CONSIGNMENTS TO COME TO ANY COUNTRY MUST HAVE THE YELLOW TAG AND IT CAN BE ISSUED BY YOUR COUNTRY IMMIGRATION OFFICE AT THEIR OFFICE AND IT CAN BE ISSUED BY ANY GOVERNMENT IMMIGRATION OFFICE AND MOREOVER ALL NECESSARY DOCUMENTS HAS BE SECURE BY THE SENDER EXPECT THE YELLOW TAG.

OUR FIRST PORTS OF ENTRY WILL BE LONDON, THEN WILL HELD TO MOSCOW THEN BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT.SO WHEN OUR CREW ARRIVED AT YOUR AIRPORT THEY WILL CALL YOU TO INFORM YOU. AND ALSO WE WILL LIKE YOU TO RECONFIRM YOUR DELIVERY INFORMATION FOR CONFIRMATION:

FULL NAME:-........................
DELIVERY ADDRESS:-.............
DIRECT PHONE #:-...................
YOUR ARE TO PREPARE BEFORE THE ARRIVAL OF OUR DIPLOMATS THE AIRWAY BILL AND SIPMENT CODE,TO CLAIM YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE CONSIGNMENT,SO THAT OUR DIPLOMATS CAN RELEASE THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU.

YOUR CO-OPERATION WITH OUR CREW ,HELPS US TO RENDER BETTER SERVICES TO OUR COSTOMERS.
YOURS IN SEVICES
REV. SMITH MARK
GENERAL MANAGER
GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY.
Lewd Noogie
June 29, 2007

Mr. Smith,
There seems to be a bit of confusion surrounding the shipment which you are having couriered to me. First of all, I've never heard of this yellow tag requirement, but no matter. I have friends in the Russian Customs and Immigration Agency and if there is such a requirement I can get it done over this weekend.

Secondly, I think the transporting company is to provide the airway bill to me for my confirmation. You have been given all necessary information from General Mohammed to confirm that I am the recipient of this shipment and I will present my identification to the people making delivery when they arrive in Moscow.

Below is the information you requested:
Full name - Lewis D. Noogie
Address - c/o Zayebis Hotel & Resort
21, Ul. Huisos
Gadyukina 400914
Russian Federation

Telephone - 7 (495) 964-xxxx

I presume your couriers have valid Russian visas. Please let me know their flight information and arrival time in Moscow.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie
Reverend Smith Mark
Fri, 29 Jun 2007

ATTN: LEWIS D. NOOGIE ,

CUSTOMER,

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR,
I RECIEVE YOUR MAIL.NOW YOU ARE ASSURING US THAT YOUR FRIEND WILL PROVIDE ANY ACTIVITY THAT HAPPEN IN RUSSIAN AIRPORT BUT THERE IS ONE PROBLEM ONBORD NOW WHICH YOU HAVE TO SOLVE FIRST BEFORE THE CONSIGNMENT CAN TO YOUR COUNTRY,THE NIGERIAN FORCE HOLD THE CONSIGNMENT FOR DIFRENT REASONS WHICH I HAVE TO SORT OUT THE PROBLEM TO KNOW THE BASIC REASON OF HOLDING THE CONSIGNMENT AFTER I WILL UPDATE YOU ON THEIR REQUEST .

REGARDS TO YOUR COMENT THE AIRWAY BILL WAS SIEZED TOGETHER WITH THE CONSIGNMENT,BUT NEVERTHELESS I WILL SEND YOU A SCANED COPY.

IN MY ADVICE NO SUCH CASE HAPPEN TO OUR CUSTOMERS ,WE USE TO INTRODUCE THEM TO ANT ATTORNEY THAT WILL REPRESENT THEM,TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM.

OFFICE ADDRESS 12,TOYIN STREET, IKEJA,
LAGOS -NIGERIA.
Telephone 2348026168090
Fax Number (234) 01 85329611
Email Address jamesobinna44@yahoo.com
Postal Address P.M.B. 0187,IKEJA,LAGOS
Web-site: http://jamesobinna.tripod.com
YOURS IN SEVICES
REV. SMITH MARK
GENERAL MANAGER
GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY.
Lewd Noogie
June 30, 2007

General Mohammed,
I just received an email from Global Express Courier Company and he tells me your shipment has been siezed by somebody and he says you should contact some lawyer. The information he gave is below:

OFFICE ADDRESS 12,TOYIN STREET, IKEJA,
LAGOS -NIGERIA.
Telephone 2348026168090
Fax Number (234) 01 85329611
Email Address jamesobinna44@yahoo.com
Postal Address P.M.B. 0187,IKEJA,LAGOS
Web-site: http://jamesobinna.tripod.com
Let me know what you find out.
Lewd
Lewd Noogie
July 1, 2007

Mr. Smith,
Having thought about it overnight, I don't understand how this consignment has been siezed and you can't tell me why. Right now I don't need a lawyer, I need you to do your job and explain to me in detail the reason for this siezure.

I presume you have conveyed the same information to General Mohammed, have you not?
Please send me a detailed expanation of the problem and the scan of the airway bill, and copy General Mohammed.
Lewis D. Noogie
Reverend Smith Mark
Mon, 2 Jul 2007

ATTN: LEWIS D. NOOGIE ,
CUSTOMER,
GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR,
I WANT TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT WE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PUT UNDER CONTROL THE ISSUE AT HAND.THE PROBLEM WE HAD INITIALLY WAS FROM THE NIGERIAN CUSTOM AUTHORITY WHO INSISTED YOU MUST PROVIDE THEM WITH NIGERIAN IMMIGRATION APPROVED YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE TO ALLOW THEM RELEASE YOUR CONSIGNMENT TO YOU, SO THEY HAVE GIVEN A DEADLINE OF FOUR WORKING DAYS TO PROVIDE THE YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE, TO AVOID OPENING OF THE CONSIGNMENT, SINCE THAT YOU ARE THE RECIEVER OF THESE CONSIGNMENT.SO AS SOON AS YOU GET THE YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE SEND IT OVER SO THAT WE CAN SUBMIT IT TO THE CUSTOMS,FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT,TO ENABLE US CARRY OUT OUR DEUTY BY DELIVERING THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOOR STEP WITH THE ADDRESS GIVEN TO US.

YOURS IN SERVICES
REV. SMITH MARK
GENERAL MANAGER
GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY
General Aliyu Mohammed
Mon, 2 Jul 2007

Dear Lewis,
I have contacted the barrister and he told me that what the customs requested was yellow tag in Nigeria,which they need urgently and ask the attorney how can we get it he said it will cost us $2,500 four each consignment,what is in quetion now is how to raise the money and give to him to get the yellow tag for us.

I dont want a situation where they will open the consignment that is why I want us to get these yellow tag quick ,they lawyer also told me that there is afour days deadline for us to provide the yellow tag.

I shouldm have gone ahead to pay all the money but the money I paid for the AIRWAY BILL and My wife who is undergoing a surgery in,which has cost a lot of money.And at these point there is no way that I can come up with the money four days.So please I have given the lawyer your information to contact you as the receiver ,so please try and pay for the yellow tag ,so that after you have recieved the money we will deduct what both parties have spent in the benefit of hese transaction before we share the money.

I also would appreciate you reveal these secret to any body in your country until we have received the consignment for security reasons .I am giong to send my only son to your country after you have recieved the consignment.Them I will need your assistance to get him a russian Visa.Not even the attorney should you reveal the content of the boxes to ,I ntold him that the content are Air sesitive films.I also made him to understand that You are one of the contractors that Handled a contract in NNPC refinary in Nigeria in the year 2003.so he is going to contact you as he said.SORRY THAT I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WILL NOT PAY ANY MONEY IN NIGERIA BUT IO DONT KNOW THA IT WILL GO THESE WAY.but I have cleared all other charges.

Lt Gen. Aliyu Mohammed.
Barrister James Obinna
X-Originating-IP: [209.191.91.189]
Mon, 2 Jul 2007

Office Address 12,Toyin street,Ikeja,
Lagos, Nigeria.
Telephone 2348026168090
Fax Number (234) 01 85329611
Email Address jamesobinna44@yahoo.com
Postal Address P.M.B. 0187, Ikeja, lagos
Web-site: http://jamesobinna.tripod.com
ATTN: LEWIS NOOGIE,
I AM BARRISTER JAMES OBINNA ATTORNEY OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA ,I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY ONE LT.GEN. ALIYU MOHAMMED,ONE OF THE MOST REPUTEBLE AND WELL RESPECTED MILITARY OFFICER OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, WHO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT ONE OF HIS FRIEND MR. LEWIS NOOGIE WHO HANDLED A CONTRACT IN NIGERIA IN 2003,HAVE A CONSIGNMENT IN COSTODY OF THE NIGERIAN COSTOMS STATING THAT YOU MR LEWIS NOOGIE NEED MY HELP TO GET YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE TO ENABLE THEM RELEASE YOUR CONSIGNMENT WITHIN 24 HOURS ,WHICH I MADE REQUIREMENT FOR THE ABOVE STATED DOCUMENT TO BE AQUIRED ON YOUR BEHALF.HE MADE KNOW THAT YOU ARE TOO BUSY WITH YOUR CONTRACT IN RUSSIA TO COME TO NIGERIA,WHICH IS THE MAJOR REASON WHY YOU NEED MY ASSISTANT.

TO AQUIRE THESE DOCUMENT (THE YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE) ,FOR YOUR CONSIGNMENT WILL COST THE SUM OF $2500 TO GET THE YELLOW TAG.SO YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH THE NAME OF MY SECRETARY VIA WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM, AS CONFIRMED BELLOW AND SEND THE PAYMENT INFORMATION :

NAME: OKEY JOHN
CITY:LAGOS -NIGERIA
SENDERS NAME.........
MTC NUMBER.............
FIRST QUESTION ...JAMES
ANSWER....... GOOD.
YOU CAN GO TO WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM TO SEND THE MONEY SO THAT I CAN TRAVEL TO THE FEDERAL CAPITAL TERETORY ABUJA FIRST THING TOMOROW MORNINIG TO GET THE YELLOW TAG FOR YOU AND SUMMIT IT TO THEM.FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT.

YOU CAN VIEW MY CERTIFICATE OF CALL TO BAR WHICH WAS ISSUED AND SIGNED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA.

BARRISTER JAMES OBINNA.
Lewd Noogie
July 3, 2007

General Mohammed,
I don't know what this courier company is trying to pull but I smell a rat. You've already paid to have those boxes shipped and now they're coming back and saying you owe MORE?? What kind of sheisters are we dealing with here? I've never heard of anything like this.

And when that guy who calls himself a 'reverend' first contacted me he said that I would have to produce this yellow tag when the shipment arrived in Moscow. Now he's saying we have to provide it now. I tell you General, we're being boned here.

With your position in the military I think you would be the best one to sort that guy out. Tell him if he doesn't fix this, the next time he walks by the military headquarters building it might fall on him.

Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.
Lewd
General Aliyu Mohammed
Tue, 3 Jul 2007

Dear Lewis,
How are you today ,I hope you are fine ? thank allah for that.
When I read your mail, I reasoned with what you said ,so I had to go to the office of the presidency and I went through the nigerian law book to find out when these issue of yellow tag certificate started in Nigeria, then I was made to understand that the law was newly implimented law here in Nigeria too.According to the rule as in the consitution on act section 741A act section 2007

,by the new senate led by senator DAVID MARK .That the law was implimented because of the increasing challenge from developed countries on the rate at which contraban is shipped from Nigeria to thier country.

My wife had her operation yesterday so I have been runing arround for her,these is why my response has been slow toward these transaction.She has been suffering from kindney problem for about two years which has cost me all I have and presently the hospital is Demanding $29,000 ,but I was to deposit the sum of $4,000 for the operation to commence.which I have paid last week.These is her in picture in state of coma.Thank God that what remain for the boxes to be released is the yellow tag certificate, because I still need $25,000 so as soon as the money gets to your door step please put your hands in the boxes ,first send me $25,000 so that I can solve my love once problem .

This is the code of the consignment ( #6892) ,I also have received the AIRWAY BILL from the courier company,I have paid the sum of $9,200 of the air way bill before these ugly incidence that has reduced me.Please go ahead and send the money($2,500) to the lawyer who has agreed to help us get the yellow tag certificate.He called me today and said that the man I wanted him to help is not serious,because he has not heard from you, But I told him that you were very busy and he made metion that he has an official assignment in london according to his statement by these week .And please I will like you to keep everything concerning these transaction secrete between the two of us secrete, so that thier will not be any mistake in delivery.Please do your best in sending the money to the attorney fast so that you will recieve the boxes before the end of these week,and when you are sending the money dont let any body know what you are sending the money for ,for our own security.When you receive the boxes in your country ,you are going to send me $25,000 so that I can pay for my wife's medical bill and she can contineu with the second face of her surgery.

Be informed that the yellow tag will also cover for the boxes in your country ,so try and settle with the attorney as soon as you receive these mail

Regards,

Lt. Gen. ALIYU MOHAMMED
Barrister James Bello

[The following email arrived and when I saw 'Global' in the courier company name I assumed it was part of this scam. It turned out it wasn't.]

Wed, 4 Jul 2007

Good day,
How are you today?
I am writing to inform you that I have CASH your Cheque Draft. And I went to the bank to confirm if the Cheque has expired or getting near to expire and Dr Johnson Udo the Director of ROYAL TRUST BANK toldme that before the cheque will get to your hand that it will expire. So I told him to cash the USD$1.2 MILLION DOLLARS ( $1.2 United States Dollars) to cash payment to avoid losting this funds.However, all the necessary arrangement of delivering the USD$1.2 MILLION DOLLARS in cash was made with GLOBAL MAX DIPOMATIC SERVICE COMPANY. Here in Cotonou Benin Republic. Dr.Johnson Udo the Director of ROYAL TRUST BANK BENIN Cotonou have to package the sum of $1.2Million Dollars in cash for me. Then he also agreed to help me to Register the Consignment with GLOBAL MAX DIPOMATIC SERVICE COMPANY. a UK company with affiliate office here, Infact I'm happy that every movement I made goes normally. As for our agreement with the GLOBAL MAX DIPOMATIC SERVICE COMPANY.they promised that your consignment will leave this Country on this next week, but the Director of the GLOBAL MAX DIPOMATIC SERVICE . said that they need your contacts informations to able them meet up with you immediately the Diplomat Agent arrived to your Country. Please write a letter of application to the given address below: ATTN: Dr.Lucky Olikaeze (Secretary General) EMAIL: gm_couriercompany090@yahoo.fr Please, Send them your contacts information to able them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX This is what they need from you.

1.YOUR FULL NAME:-------------------------------
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS:--------------------------
3.YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER:-----------------------
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE:-------------------------------
5.YOUR DATE OF BIRTH:------------------------------------
6.YOUR ATTACH COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION :------------------------------
7. INCLUDE YOUR BOX REGISTERED NUMBER(00864)
Please make sure you send this needed info•mation to the Director generalof GLOBAL MAX DIPOMATIC SERVICE COMPANY, with their address given stated above.Note.The GLOBAL MAX DIPOMATIC SERVICE COMPANY. don't know the contents of the Box. I registered it as a BOX of an Africa cloths. They don't know it contents money,this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX. don't letthem know that is money that is in thatBox.

Thanks and Remain Blessed.
Barr James Bello
Lewd Noogie
July 4, 2007

General Mohammed,
This is turning into a real circus. I was trying to figure out how to get the money to the attorney when I received an email from the him. He now says that the money is in a branch office of Global Security in someplace called Benin. And it's no longer 4 boxes with $10 million, it's down to one box with $1.2 million.

General Mohammed, thanks to the picture you sent I now understand how serious your wife's condition is but you're there and I'm here. You need to take some time away from the hospital and get on top of the situation with your money. I'm no doctor but judging from the picture it looks like she's gonna die pretty soon anyhow. You can always get another wife but when do you think you'll have another shot at $10 million? Or $1.2 million for that matter.

I don't know how they managed to get the money from Nigeria to this other place without this yellow tag but apparently they were able to do it.

I have responded to the attorney to find out how all of this has happened and where the hell the missing $8.8 million went.

Please take action from your end to see what you can find out there.
What a fiasco.
Lewd
Lewd Noogie
July 4, 2007

Mr. Bello,
Your email has confused me somewhat. I have been in contact with rev. Smith Mark of Global and I have no idea who Mr.Olikaeze is. There also seems to be some confusion over the value of this shipment. It should be 4 boxes ans a total of $10 million.

I would also like to know why the money was transferred to Benin from Nigeria and how was this accomplished without the yellow diplomatic tags which I have not yet paid for?

Please clarify.
Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie
General Aliyu Mohammed

[The email to Barrister Bello bounced, but I detected concern from the General that I had even responded to it...]

Wed, 4 Jul 2007

Dear Lewis ,
Why did you tell anybody about the content of the boxes.Because from what you have said someone else knows that there is money in those boxes but does not know the exact number of boxes or the exact amount of the money.Because from my end nobody else knows about these.But thank ALLAH that you did not give any infomation or send any money to the person.

I contacted Bar. James Obinna today ,TO CONFIRM IF HE RECIEVE ANY EMAIL FROM YOU and he said no neither did he te tell you about the boxes been shipped to benin ,neither has he heard from you since monday.So I concluded that who so ever it is it definatly one of those criminals who is trying to get some infomation from you to claim the boxes before you do.Now if we are not wise we will loose all we have been working for.Thank god that you did not send the $2,500 to the idiot who claimed to be the attorney ,probably he would have obtained the Yellow tag certificate in his own favour.and claim the boxes.

I have however come up with a passcode that will help us in identification only those that contact you with these passcode are the real people to deal with.I will also release the passcode to the Attorney Bar. James Obinna today and also I will instruct him to contact you, so that you will know when he is the one contacting you .Thse is the passcode below:

(PASS CODE: 77KA19).
So please ignore anymail without these passcode ,Because I will not like us to loose all our effort.And I have gone to confirm ,the boxes are still costody of Nigerian custom not Global Security in someplace called Benin.So any body who write you without these code tell them that you are not interested.I will also like you to foward any mail that those crup of thiefs who want to reap where they did not sow, wrote to you ,to me so that I start looking for those behind this to apropately deal with them.

These is the correct infomation of Bar. James Obinna
Office Address 12,Toyin street,Ikeja,
Lagos, Nigeria.
Telephone 2348026168090
Fax Number (234) 01 85329611
Email Address jamesobinna44@yahoo.com
Postal Address P.M.B. 0187, Ikeja, lagos
Web-site: http://jamesobinna.tripod.com.
Take approprate note of the of his email,Note that the money in each box $2.5 million.not $1.2 million.That is to show you that those people are fake.The total is 10 million dollars split in four boxes which I showed you one of the boxes picture. so please for our own good stop writing those people,and when they contact you tell them that you are not interested,and nothing more,dont write them any mail agin .Please I WILL LIKE YOU TO OPEN A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS AND USE THE NEW EMAIL TO REPLY THESE MAIL INCLUDING THE PASSCODE FOR IDENTIFICATION.(PASS CODE: 77KA19).

I ask Barrister James Obinna which information did he give to you for the money to get to him ,so these is the information that the attorney Bar. James Obinna give to you that you should use to send the money to him,that he did not change these name.

NAME: OKEY JOHN
CITY:LAGOS -NIGERIA
SENDERS NAME.........
MTC NUMBER.............
FIRST QUESTION ...JAMES
ANSWER....... GOOD.
Please make sure that you use these information to pay to him the money for the yellow tag.and after you have paid the money,send the payment information to me so that I will be sure that you have sent the money to him ,to keep the record for expensis we have made.so that after you ahve recieve the boxes we will deduct what we have spent before sharing.

Please remember that it is remainig two days of the deadline for us to get the yelow tag certificate according to reverend smith ,they issued a four working days deadline which the custom oficers gave to them.

Thank ALLAH that you have been obeying my instruction that is why you are not going to make any mistake.Please be careful.

(PASS CODE: 77KA19).
Regards,

Lt. Gen. ALIYU MOHAMMED
Reverend Smith Mark
Wed, 4 Jul 2007

ATTN: LEWIS D. NOOGIE ,

CUSTOMER,

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR,
WE WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR YOU UPON THE SUBMITION OF YOUR YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE ,TO THE NIGERIA CUSTOM AUTHORITY,FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR CONSIGNMNENTS SO THAT WE CAN PROCEED IN DLIVERING YOUR CONSIGNMENTS,BECAUSE OUR AIR CARGO WILL LEAVE WITH SOME OF OUR COSTOMER GOODS,ON SATURDAY THE 7TH OF JULY.THAT IS WHY WE WANT YOU TO GET THE YELLOW TAG SO THAT YOUR OWN CONSIGNMENT WILL BE INCLUDED.

OUR DIPLOMATS WILL LEAVE FROM NIGERIA TO LONDON AND FROM LONDON STRAIGHT TO MOSCOW,RUSSIA.SO WE ARE STILL EXPECTING YOUR YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE ,THESE IS WHAT IS HOLDING US BACK,WE NEED IT URGENTLY ,WE HAVE A SHORT TIME.

WE ATTACHED YOUR AIRWAY BILL FOR YOU SO WE ARE NOW WAITING FOR YOUR YELLOW TAG TO ENABLE US DELIVER YOUR 4 CONSIGNMENTS AS RECIVED FROM THE SENDER.

YOURS IN SEVICES
REV. SMITH MARK
GENERAL MANAGER
GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY.
Barrister James Obinna
Wed, 4 Jul 2007

ATTN: LEWIS NOOGIE,
(PASS CODE: 77KA19).
GENERAL ALIYU CALLED ME TODAY ASKING IF I RECEIVED ANY EMAIL FROM YOU,WHICH I TOLD HIM THAT I HAVE NOT RECIVED ANY EMAIL OR CALL FROM YOU ,HE ACCUSED OF GETTING YELLOW TAG ON YOUR CONSIGNMENT FOR SOMEBODY TO TAKE ITB TO BENIN ,WHICH I DID NO SUCH THING.YOUR CONSIGNMENTS ARE STILL WITH HE COSTOM.SO IF ANYBODY HAS CONTACTED YOU AS ME KNOW THAT IT'S NOT ME.

SO THESE IS THE INFORMATION THAT YOU WILL USE TO SEND THE MONEY FOR THE YELLOW TAG TO BE AQUIRED TO ME:
NAME: OKEY JOHN
CITY:LAGOS -NIGERIA
SENDERS NAME.........
MTC NUMBER.............
FIRST QUESTION ...JAMES
ANSWER....... GOOD.
BELOW IS THE CODE THAT THE GENERAL GAVE TO ME THAT I SHOULD USE WHEN ANYTIME I WRITE YOU.
(PASS CODE: 77KA19).
BARRISTER
JAMES OBINNA.
Lewd Noogie

[If the General was stressed over Barrister James Bello, wait until he meets Barrister Idi Amin Dada...]

July 5, 2007

General Mohammed, This is getting way too complicated. I don't know what in the hell is going on anymore. The attorney that I heard from is not the first guy, Obinna, his last name is Dada. He wrote me yesterday to tell me that there had been some confusion and that there are indeed 4 boxes with $10 million and that they had been sent to Benin under your instructions. I presume you know this guy but his email address is iamindada@yahoo.com. He tells me now that the money is still in Benin with Global Express but he is in Lagos. Now you're telling me that the money is in Nigeria. Can you understand how this might be a little confusing for me?

There's something else - I heard from the first attorney, Obinna, and he's telling me to send money to him by Western Union. General, Gadyukina is a small, remote village in the Ural mountains of the Russian far east. There is no Western Union here and the nearest one is in Irkutsk which is an 8-hour drive from here. There's no way I can get there before Saturday. I could possibly get there sometime around the middle of next week but if there's a 4-day limit on when we can do this then we have a big problem. I asked Barrister Dada for a bank account that I could do a wire transfer to.

So I'm very confused about the logistics of this deal and I'm beginning to think that we're not going to be able to pull this off.

Lewd
General Aliyu Mohammed
Thu, 5 Jul 2007

Subject: (PASS CODE: 77KA19). DISREGARD DADA, HE IS DANGEROUS.
Dear lewis,
(PASS CODE: 77KA19).
I dont know these Dada ( iamindada@yahoo.com ),so please dont send any money to him even if he gives you the account.I am the one who introduce you to these transaction.and I told you to open a new email address yesterday and you did not, that is why I open these one for you. ( lewd_gadyukina@yahoo.com ) (Pass Word : 123456 ).From my calculations Dada is trying still infomation from you to claim those boxes ,because he would not have known that the money is $10 million, if you had not responded to his mail.You must have asked how about the your balance of 8.8 million that is how he added it with 1.2 millon to know that the boxes contain a total sum of 10 million.

So dont send any money to Dada because Dada has no access to this boxes ,he is a thief .He must be one of those thief who always claim peoples packages in the airport.So you are not to write him again ,I have already reported him,and they are doing something to trace him you should also send me his phone number.Do not send money to any account that Dada give to you.for your own good.I have gone to BARRISTER JAMES OBINNA to go the Airport today to convey to the customs that you dont have western union in Gadyukina that you will need to travell a long distance to send the money for the yellow tag,and you need somedays to prepare for the trip.So they gave an additional one week to travell to Irkutsk to send the money through western union.But they collected $300.00 for the additional time.Which I alreay paid from the little money I have been using in buying drugs for my wife,hoping that when you receive those boxes I will have more money to take care of her.

SO DO NOT SEND THE MONEY OF THE YELLOW TAG THROUGH ANY ACCOUNT TO AVOID ANY MISTAKE.SEND IT WITH THE NAME THAT BARRISTER JAMES OBINNA GAVE TO YOU THROUGH WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM ,THANK ALLAH THAT WE HAVE AN ADDITION 7 DAYS.SO PLEASE TRY AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU SEND THESE MONEY WITHIN THESE 7 DAYS.

This is the new email address I opened for you and the password:
email :lewd_gadyukina@yahoo.com
Pass Word : 123456
So please start assecing these email ,these is where I will be communicating with you, because of Dada .I WILL ALSO SEND A COPY OF THESE MESSAGE I SEND TO YOU TODAY ,TO THESE NEW EMAIL.SO CHECK THE NEW EMAIL. lewd_gadyukina@yahoo.com,(Pass Word : 123456 ) YOU CAN CHANGE THE PASSWORD IF YOU LIKE.I WILL ALSO SEND THESE EMAIL TO THE COURIER COMPANY AND BARRISTER JAMES OBINNA, TO CONTACT YOU WITH.

THE COURIER SAID THATNTHEY HAVE GIVEN YOU THE AIRWAY BILL,WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? THAT YOU HAVE RECIEIVED THE AIRWAY BILL.

I WILL LIKE YOU TO WRITE ME WITH THIS NEW EMAIL ADDRESS THAT I HAVE OPENED FOR YOU, BUT IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN OPEN ANOTHER ONE AND WRITE IT WITH ME, I ONLY DID IT FOR THE BENEFIT OF BOTH OF US.I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT RELEASED OUR PASSCODE TO Dada,AND IF YOU HAVE TELL ME SO THAT I CAN CHANGE IT ,YOU KNOW WE HAVE TO BE TECHNICAL.

PLEASE BEWARE OF DADA.
Regards,
Lt.Gen. Aliyu Mohammed

[The General sends a duplicate of the above email from the email address that he set up for me...]

General Aliyu Mohammed (via lewd_gadyukina@yahoo.com)

Thu, 5 Jul 2007

Subject: YOUR NEW EMAIL.(PASS CODE: 77KA19).
Lewd Noogie

[Ok, he wants me to use the new email address, then we use the new email address. Bear in mind that from this point on the General can read all correspondence between Lewd and Barrister Dada....]

July 6, 2007

General Mohammed,

I'm not sure I see the need for a different mailbox but I suppose it doesn't really make any difference. I don't know how to change the password, my administrative assistant usually does things like that for me but she's vacationing in Latvia for the next few days. For now I guess 123456 is ok, at least it's easy to remember.

I will try to make arrangements to get to Irkutsk next week. If I can't go I'll send Ms. Bushburn, my admin assistant, there to find the Western Union office.

I have also written to Barrister Dada and told him that we don't need his assistance.

Lewd
Lewd Noogie

[Writing to himself... got that?]

July 6, 2007

Mr. Dada,
I have been told by my business partner, General Mohammed, that you have no connection with this money and that I am to cease correspondence with you. I am sorry for the time you have expended but I am obliged to follow my partner's request.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie
Barrister I. Amin Dada

[... who is really Lewd... got that?]

[Barrister Dada sent the following message twice to Lewd's new email address. I left them there unread to see how trustworthy the General is. Both had been deleted the next day...]

July 6, 2007

Mr. Noogie,
How are you? Please, I will expane what happen. My friend work at Global Security in Lagos he tell me that this General Mohammed put some money there. This Gen Mohammed is well known in Nigeria as the bad wicked man. My friend knows gen Mohammed tells me that gen Mohammed wants these money for so he can have sex change operation.He is no good man.

My friend tell me he put the money to Global so my friend and I move it to Global branch in benin. The money (US 10 MILLION ONLY) is safe now and I will help you with transfer modalities. I instruct you not answer from gen Mohammed anymore. He is not involved anymore.

Please send me your banking information so that I can begin paperwork with Global (benin) to put the money to your nominated accout.

I expect to hear from you urgently.
Remain blessed,
Barrister I. Amin Dada
General Aliyu Mohammed
Fri, 6 Jul 2007

Dear Lewis ,
I am writting to tell you that I the officer have gotten the secretary of Dada,but we are yet to arest Dada .His Secretary confessed that they had wrriten you some lies about me .And they also told you to send account, dont send them any account.

I will like you not to write Dada so that he would not know that we are looking for him,we want to get him unaware.Dont worry I will handle him.just dont write to him again he want to reap where he did not sow.Even if he contat you on your old email dont reply him ,I will deal with him as soon as I get him.If you write him he will know that I am looking for him and he will run away.

Lt.Gen Aliyu Mohammed
General Aliyu Mohammed
Fri, 6 Jul 2007

Dear Lewis ,
How are you today ?
Thank you for adhering to my advice by writting that Thief Dada that you nolonger need his assistance.I know that Dada may write you again today please do not reply him again.Once you see his mail just go ahead and delete it from your email address box.I am trying my best to track him down.Please do not write Mr Dada atall again for our own security once you see his email delete it at once.so that he will not get any information again from you.

Since you said that if you are not chanced by next week,that you will send Ms. Bushburn to go and look for the western union office,Good ,Please why cant you send Ms. Bushburn now to go and look for the western union office ,so that we can pay the money quick, today or tomorrow, and when you are sending Ms. Bushburn to western union tell her not to tell any body why she is sending the money for our own good,so that they will not know the kind of boxes that you want to receive ,what is making me say so is My wife has been movedfron SPAIN to CHINA for the second face of her surgery and the Doctors are demanding $13,000 from now to teusday next week 10th of these month for me to send these $13,000 and the doctors in china says that I have to deposit $13,000, they said without that they can not start the surgery ,and my wife is crying to me every day on phone that she wants to die,that I should try and raise the money for her operation so that she would not die,and I have spent all my money in these transaction and on my wife health ,so that you can receive those boxes but my only problem is that the doctors in china have already given me the account where I can send the $13,000 to him,but I dont have these money.Please Help me to send the money for my wife opreation to chinna so that My wife will do the surgery on the 10th of these month ,july 2007

,so that i CAN SEND YOU THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN HELP US TO PAY THE MONEY ,Plesse if you help me pay these money I will add more 5% for you ,so that you will have 45% for you.Because my wife life is very important to me HELP ME SAVE MY WIFE'S LIFE.

As soon as you receive these $10 million then you collect your 45% and my only som will come to RUSSIA .so that you will advice us on a good buisness in RUSSIA ,so that you will help us to manage it and you will teach my son the buisness.Please my son have the belive that you will help his mother to stay alive ,because I have explain everything to him.And he love you and he trust you that you will not betray us.He hopes that you will help us pay these dept for these operation,because my wife is in danger now.

Also tell Ms. Bushburn that when my son is coming to RUSSIA that will give my son a gift for her,in which she will never forget me in life ,because she has also contributed to our success.MAY ALLAH BLESS THE TWO OF YOU.

HELP ME TO SAVE MY WIFE LIFE I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU .
Lt.Gen. Aliyu Mohammed.
General Aliyu Mohammed
Sat, 7 Jul 2007

Dear Lewis ,
How are you today,
These is the account that the doctor gave to mje to use and pay the surgery bill.
BANK NAME : CHINA TRUST COMMERCIAL BANK,YAN JI
BRANCH : 298 SEC 4,JHONSIAO E ROAD TAIPEI,
TAIWAN R.O.C
SWIFT CODE : TCBTWTP
A/C NO : 241141000029
BENEF :WORTHY NOTE CORPORATION.
Awainting for you generous answer.
Lt. Gen. Aliyu Mohammed
General Aliyu Mohammed

(writing as Lewd, to Idi Amin Dad, who is really Lewd... got that?)

[This next one was sent to Barrister Dada from Lewd's new email address, but not from Lewd. This kind of thing is always a problem when you share an email address with a scammer...]

Fri, 6 Jul 2007

Mr. Dada,
Dont ever write me again my wife has revealed you to me so these is all rubish,I reported to the FBI and they have told me that you and aliyu are a scammer I am not going sen any money to any body in nigeria londaon and spain and cannada usa not any where.

Thank god that my wife has revealed all of you to me she saya that I should not write you again .
leave me alone
Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie
Elima C. Noogie

[Now someone purporting to be my wife shows up to give Barrister Dada an ass-chewing...]

(to Idi Amin Dada... who is really Lewd... but you remembered that)
elima_noogie@hotmail.co.uk
X-Originating-IP: [65.54.246.235]
Subject: SCAMMER
Fri, 6 Jul 2007

Dear Scamer
I have been informed by my husband,that you have now decided to use the same trick that you nigerians use on me on my husband.we have all your activities broadcasted here on tv.so many people in here in our country has been riped off the same way well enough is enough In have reported to the FBI.we were advised by the fbi to go to google.I have already told my husband that we dont need your money .That God that Fbi have told us to visit google to see how you people scam people,you people have so many pathern which we saw in google we saw almost five hundred diferent proposal which you people use in the world to scam people. repent you and you collegues scammed me of $1,200 with your fake lotto you people use to scam people. rabbai will sentence you.

Elima
Barrister I. Amin Dada

[... who is really Lewd... ]

July 7, 2007

MR. NOOGIE,
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU AND YOUR WIFE EMAIL BAD WORDS TO ME. I TRY TO HELP YOU GET YOUR MONEY AND I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP YOU GET YOUR MONEY. PLEASE I TELL YOU AND YOUR WIFE I AM NOT A SCAMMER. YOU SHOULD GIVE ME A CHANCE.

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
BBARRISTER I. AMIN DADA
Lewd Noogie

[... writing to himself... ]

Mr. Dada,
I think there has been a misunderstanding here. I never said any bad words to you, only that my partner said that you are mistaken about the location of the money and have nothing to do with this.

And I'm quite certain that my wife never sent you anything because I don't have one of those. Oh, I HAD one once but I returned her to her coven several years ago. What you refer to must have come from someone else.

No harm done.
Lewis D. Noogie
Lewd Noogie
July 7, 2007

General Mohammed,
I received your message about your wife being moved to China. I'm sorry to hear you had to do that and I'm surprised that they weren't able to help her in Spain.

I would very much like to help out with her medical bills but unfortunately I don't have $13,000 in my personal account at the moment, only about $6,000. I would have to use the corporate account to get that much and I don't think my partners would be too pleased.

I'm not sure how to approach this next subject, but here goes. I received an email from Barrister Dada in my old mailbox and he tells me that you intend to use this money to make some, uh, radical changes in your life, anatomically speaking. I don't know if this is true or not but if it is I hope you have considered the consequences carefully. No more standing up to pee, no more writing your name in the snow. And I suspect that your wife is going to be more than a little surprised, assuming she recovers, the next time she feels like gettin' it on. Think about it, dude! I won't say anymore but if you ever want to talk about it, mano-a-mano, I'm here for you.

Ms. Bushburn is due back to work on Monday. I'll give her a day or two to get her work caught up and then I'll send her to Irkustsk.

Keep me informed on your wife's progress. I'm sure she'll be fine.
Lewd
General Aliyu Mohammed

[... who has presumably read everything Lewd is sending to Dada, uh, to himself... ]

Sat, 7 Jul 2007

Dear lewis ,
It is realy obvious that ALLAH realy want us to succeed together ,Please so that they can atleast start the operation on teusday,so please send the $6,000 to the hospital account that I gave to me,I will reward you appropately with the additional 5% ,so please make sure that you send the money to the hospital account that I have given to you immidiatly so that by teusday it can reflect in the hoaspital account and they can start the operation on her. And as you send the money know that you are sending the money to take care of your love one becausse ,now you are also part of my family ,not only my buisness pathner.So if you are not the one that will go and send the money tell any one that will go and send the money that you are sending the money to your love one in CHINA.

I want to lament on the issue of that thief Dada,I have asked you to stop communicating with him, but you have refused, please I advice you to stop writting Dada with immidiate efect .bucause I will not be happy if anything happen to those boxes.He is only trying to get informations from you.He can go ahead and say anything about ,I have sent the police ty and arrest him and I hope to do soon,according to his seretary when was confessing that Dada is DRUG ADIT ,so why should we be dealing with a drug addit ,dont you know that he can be dangerous.Please dont reply his email again.My annoyance with you is that you dont obey my instructions.Itold you to delete any message that you receive from Dada but you disobey.But not to worry the police will round up with him soon,dont tell him the police are coming after him so that he will not run away,it is an undercover.

So go ahead and send the $6,000 for my wife operation, and scan me the payment slip so that I can send it to the doctors in CHINA.So that by teusday 11th of july 2007 the doctors will start operation when I foward the payment slip which you will scan to me,I realy want her to be alive and see the good times together with her.I will like my wife to meet you,the man who save her life after you claim the consignment, and I know she will not forget you.Please go ahead and save her life before any other thing.

I hope that You have a good buisness in mind that my son can invest in with our own share of the money when he comes to RUSSIA.Because you are going to take care of every thing.

PLEASE THSESE IS A SECRETE BETWEEN YOU ,ME AND MY SON .DONT LET ANOTHER PERSON TO KNOW ABOUT THESE TRANSACTION.
These is the account you are going to send the money.
BANK NAME : CHINA TRUST COMMERCIAL BANK,YAN JI
BRANCH : 298 SEC 4,JHONSIAO E ROAD TAIPEI,
TAIWAN R.O.C
SWIFT CODE : TCBTWTP
A/C NO : 241141000029
BENEF :WORTHY NOTE CORPORATION
Lt. Gen. Aliyu Mohammed
General Aliyu Mohammed

[The General sets up ANOTHER email address for me, this time to steer Barrister Dada away from Lewd...]

(writing as Lewd, to Lewd as Dada... got that?)

Sat, 7 Jul 2007

Mr. Dada,
I am soory for the kind of mail that I wrote to you but you have to understand that I did it to protect these my money.My wife has been following every thing I do, I dont want her to know that I am having transaction with any body.

My wife told me that she contacted you I am sorry for the words that she must have used on you ,she is a very sturburn woman that is why I took her back to coven.Her father is the owner of the hotel I am managing.That is why she talks any how at me.I have creted another email where we can have privacy.

This is my new email lewis_1940@yahoo.com thank you for letting me know that General mohammed wants to use my money for his own iritating purpose.

Please dont write me in any of my old emails (lewd_gadyukina@yahoo.com) (lewd_noogie@yahoo.com) my wife has the password and it will only bring quarell between us if she gets to find out that I am still in contineuation with this transaction.

I will not contact general mohammed again since you can help me get my funds.Can I trust you on that.
Lewis D. Noogie
General Aliyu Mohammed

(again writing as Lewd, to Lewd as Dada... got that?)

lewis_1940@yahoo.com
X-Originating-IP: [68.180.197.124]
Sat, 7 Jul 2007

Mr. Dada,
This is my new mail Should I send the account to you.
Lewis D. Noogie
Barrister I. Amin Dada

[...who is really Lewd... to the phony Lewd, that is, "General Mohammed"]

July 8, 2007

MR. NOOGIE,
ii AM GLAD YOU FINALY SEE THE TRUTH AND READY TO WORK WITH ME TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT. WORKING WITH MY FRIEND AT GLOBAL I HAVE PERFECTED THIS MODALITIES TO MAKE THIS 100% RISKY FREE.

DO NOT ANSWER THAT GENERAL MOHAMMED ANYMORE HE IS ONLY TRIEING TO CONFUSE YOU. HE HAS MADE ARRANGEMENTS FOR HIS SEX CHANGE OPERATION TO MAKE HIM A GIRL/MAN AND IS DESPERATE FOR THIS MONEY. PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM HIM.

PLEASE NOW YOU MUST SEND ME YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION SO THAT I CAN BEGIN THE DOCUMENTS THAT ARE REQUIRED TO TRANSFER.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE
BARR. I. AMIN DADA
Lewd Noogie
July 8, 2007

General Mohammed,
Whenever I work with someone in a business relationship I always insist on honesty and transparency. Integrity is my middle name and I expect the same honesty in response.

I tried to broach the subject in a roundabout way because I know it's a delicate subject but now I think it's best we drag this out into the sunlight. I ask you directly - are you asking for money for your wife's operation or is it true that you intend to have a sex-change operation? I don't have a problem helping you either way but I want to know the truth about what I'm paying for.

I received another email from Barrister Dada and it was he who told me about it. It kind of made sense because you told me that your wife had been moved to China yet you gave me a bank account number in Taiwan. No hospital in China is going to have a bank account in Taiwan; the Chinese and Taiwanese are like cats and dogs, always at each other's throats. And I know that there are medical centers in Taiwan that are famous for sex-change operations. I want the truth - is it your intent to go to Taiwan to have this procedure done?

Like I said, I'll help you either way but I can't send you the full $6,000. I need some money to live on and I could maybe send you $4,000. But I want to know what it's really for.

I promise you that your secret will be safe with me.
Lewd
General Aliyu Mohammed

(writing as Lewd, to Dada, who is Lewd)

Mon, 9 Jul 2007

Mr. Dada,
I told you not to write me with my old mails ,but you refused.
Lewis D. Noogie
General Aliyu Mohammed

(writing as Lewd, to Dada, who is Lewd)

Mon, 9 Jul 2007

Mr. Dada, I am not happy at all that you are still writting me with my former emails ,elima has the pass words and she checkit ,please send me you phone so that I am going to sjkar I will call you to know if you are still sending me emails.I want to know when you will transfer the money

Please, transfer the payment directly to my bank in Debalita/Russia
Name of bank: Chater Bank von 1861
IBAN 292019500310 18312502
SWIFTCODE GENO DEF1HH.
Owner of Bankaccount: MR LEWIS D. NOOGIE.

This is the info you asked for
Lewis D. Noogie
General Aliyu Mohammed

(writing as Lewd, who is, uh, Lewd)

Mon, 9 Jul 2
Dear Lewis ,
How are you today ? I hope you are fine.
It was surprising to me that Dada told you lies and you belived, how can you believe what a drug adict like Dada told you.I have attached my international passport for your perusal so that you know the kind of man you are dealing with ,I AM ALSO A MAN OF INTEGRITY, I STAND ON MY WORD,Dada is taout to me and should I get him I will make sure he spends a minimum of 8 years in jail for spoling my name.In your mind imagine if a man like me can indulge in such stupid thing that is not approved by God,if I do such thing what will my children and associates think of me.My brother I dont think there's one person in the whole of west africa that has in mind to do such things,Dada will go to any lent to decieve you,maybe before you know it, he will start asking for you banking information,yourinternational passport and so on.And once you release that you are killing your self,do not say I did not advice you about Dada.LET ME BE SERIOUSLY PUNISHED BY ALLAH IF I WANT TO USE THE MONEY FOR ANY KIND OF SEX CHANGE.

I am writting you with tears in my eyes,my wife is in a very bad state and she really needs these operation to get on her feet ,I want her to be there and see how ALLAH has changed our life with transaction that is at hand.Because of my wife condition that is why I require that money from you I wish they could wait for us to complete these transaction ,when I am going to have a lot of money to myself and I can settle the bills but they can not wait.Please regarding the $4,000 the doctor wanted $13,000 so when you told me that you dont have that amount ,I talked to him if he could accept 60% and commence the operation,but he said I should pay at least 60% of the $13,000 for him to carry on and operate her,$6,000 is not even up to 60% but I know that by the special grace of ALLAH if he recieves $6,000 he will carryon with the operation and and she will discharge he after I have paid the full money,that will be after you must have recEived the $10 MILLION ,and everybody have recieved its percentage.$4,000 is too small for the doctor to commence ,but whatever you feel in your mind as a family ,add to the $4,000 and send it to the account which the doctor gave to me and I gave it to you.For the account issue,these is the account that I recieved from the doctor and I have no right to question that,Please go ahead and send the money to the account today.

I have adviced you to stop writing Dada ,but you are not doing what I told you,but I belive that by the mercies of ALLAH no lier will go unpunished,Dada will be arrested soon.You can see the picture of my wife again,she is also your wife,That is why I am dending for these money,what ever Dada must have told you is 100% lies.

Regards,

Lt. Gen. ALIYU MOHAMMED
Lewd Noogie
July 9, 2007

General Mohammed,

I'm flattered that you would offer to share your wife with me like that, I really am. I think it takes a man truly confident with himself to make such a gesture. I would, however, like to hold off on accepting your offer until I can get a better idea what she looks like. Assuming she's halfway decent-looking we can work out some kind of time-share arrangement.

I'm guessing Mr. Dada was mistaken about the sex change thing. Besides, judging from your passport photograph, no amount of surgery would make you even a little attractive as a woman.

I'm confused on how to proceed. If I send you all the money I have then how are we going to pay for these damned yellow tags? I was going to send Ms. Bushburn to Irkutsk tomorrow to locate a Western Union. If we don't secure the $10 million we might run the risk of losing it to those people who siezed it.

What's the best way to do this?

Lewd
General Aliyu Mohammed
Mon, 9 Jul 2007

Dear Lewis ,
I am most delight that you now know that your friend will not ever do such a thing.For your corection I did not say I want to share my wife with you,it is very african to say MY WIFE IS YOUR WIFE, My brothers wife is my wife it does not mean that I sleep with her ,it means that what so ever I can do for my wife I can do for your own wife, beside sleeping with her .I meant we are one.

For the yellow tag I have already meet an old friend who I explained my wife medical state to and he promised to give me $2,600 on wednesday 11th of july 2007 ,I dont want to put the whole expensis on you.So I sugest that if I collect the money on wednesday I will use it to pay for the Yellow tag certificate for the release of the boxes,let Ms. Bushburn forget about going to western union tommorrow since my friend is gong to give me $2,600 on wednesday.So please go ahead and send the money today for my wife medical bill so that ,the doctors can operate her tomorrow teusday and send the payment slip by attachment to me before the end of today.

I am waiting for the payment slip.
Lt.Gen. Aliyu Mohammed

[I guess I overestimated the General's generosity...]

Lewd Noogie
July 10, 2007

General Mohammed,
Sorry about the little misunderstanding about your wife but it's a good thing you told me. I was having visions of sugarplums dancing in my head and was in the process of setting up a deal with a certain East German massage therapist here at the hotel for a little swapping.

I want you to confirm with the hospital that this is a correct bank account that you sent me because I have serious doubts. I tell you General, the Chinese and Taiwanese are sworn enemies and I can't imagine a Chinese hospital having a bank account in Taiwan. It just isn't possible. You have every right to question where they want you to send money. Don't ask a doctor, ask the hospital administration.

I received a commission from a hotel in Latvia that I was consulting to last year so I'm in better shape financially now. Please check that account information and get back to me.

Lewd
Barrister I. Amin Dada
July 10, 2007

MR. NOOGIE,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

I DON'T UNERSTAND YOUR EMAIL BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME YOU DONT HAVE A WIFE. HOW CAN YOUR WIFE KNOW YOUR PASSWORD IF YOU DONT HAVE A WIFE?

I HAVE YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION I CAN SMOOTHLY BEGIN THE TRANSACTION PAPERWORK. I HOPE YOU ARE NOT COMMUNICATING WITH THE SON OF HYENA GEN MOHAMMED. YOU MUST NOT SEND HIM ANY MONEY IF HE ASKS YOU FOR MONEY, HE WILL USE IT FOR HIS OPERATION BECAUSE I HAVE HIS 10 MIL DOLLARS. WHEN YOU RECEIVE THE 10 MIL DOLLARS IN YOUR ACCOUNT YOU CAN SEND HIM SOMETHING IF YOU WANT. HE WILL SOON NEED TO BUY DRESSES AND COSMETICS.

I WILL LET YOU KNOW SHORTLY WHAT IS NEXT STEP.

BARR. DADA
Lewd Noogie
July 10, 2007

Barrister Dada,
Once again your email has served to confuse me. Yes, I did tell you that I don't have a wife so what is all this about her knowing my password? What password??

And what account information are you referring to? I sent you no account information.
Please explain.
Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie
General Aliyu Mohammed
Tue, 10 Jul 2007

Dear lewis,
(PASS CODE: 77KA19).

I am warning you about DADA has been causing problem in our transaction, and do not release any password to him or any of your information again.

If you know you want to deal with Dada let me know because I have been warning you about Dada. Dada may fouge any fake account and claim you are the person who sent it to him, please keep off from Dada.
I am no more using this email ( lewd_gadyukina@yahoo.com ) to write you again because of Dada.This is my new email box because of Dada ( lewd_gadyukina2007@yahoo.com ) and password of the new box (Pass Word : 123456 ) this is box I will use to write to you from now. lewd_gadyukina2007@yahoo.com Pass Word : 123456) so please stop writing dada.

My wife is no longer in China because of your delay so, they have moved her to Hong Kong for further treatment.
Please, this is the new account of the hopital in Hong Kong given to me for the payment.
DBS BANK (HK) LTD.
99 QUEENS ROAD CEMTRAL HONG KONG.
SWIFT CODE:DHBKHKHH.
ACCOUNT NAME: HENSE WORLD LTD.
ACCOUNT NUM:016788148712.
So go and send the money with this account details without wasting. Please, Reply me with this e-mail:lewd_gadyukina2007@yahoo.com
Pass Word : 123456)
PLEASE BEWARE OF DADA.

Regards,

Lt.Gen. Aliyu Mohammed
Barrister I. Amin Dada
July 11, 2007

MR. NOOGIE,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
YOU SENT ME A EMAIL FROM YOUR ADDRESS lewis_1940@yahoo.com WITH YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER
Name of bank: Chater Bank von 1861
IBAN 292019500310 18312502
SWIFTCODE GENO DEF1HH.
Owner of Bankaccount: MR LEWIS D. NOOGIE
HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU DID NOT SENT TO ME? IS THIS YOUR ACCOUNT?
ALL MODALITIES ARE IN PLACE FOR THE TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT IF THIS IS NOT YOUR ACCOUNT PLEASE SEND TO ME SOONEST. YOU WILL ALSO HAVE TO SEND ME THE SUM OF $2,400 FOR THE COURRIER COMPANY HANDLING CHARGES. I WILL PUT THE MONEY IN AN ACCOUNT AND THEN MAKE THE TRANSFER BY FRIDAY IF YOU GET ME YOUR INFORMATION.

PLEASE SEND THE $2,400 BY WESTERN UNION OR MONEYGRAM TO
JOHN OKA
LAGOS, NIGERIA
SECURITY QUESTION - IS THE GENERAL A PERVERT?
ANSWER - DEFINITELY
ALSO PLEASE SEND ME THE CONTROL NUMBER.
I INSTRUCT YOU TO IGNORE GENERAL MOHAMMED. HE HAS BEEN ARRESTED AGAIN, THIS TIME FOR MOLESTING PARK STATUES. HE WAS CAUGHT COPPING A FEEL FROM A STATUE OF APPOLO. THE DEVIATE WAS RELEASED BUT HAS TO GO BACK TO THE COURT FOR SENTENCING.

i URGENTLY AWAIT YOUR REPLY.
BARR DADA
Lewd Noogie
July 11, 2007

General Mohammed,
What exactly do you mean that your/our wife has been moved to Hong Kong because of MY delay? MY delay??
Let's get a few things straight befor we go any farther. If you had $10 million at hand, don't you think it would have been smart to keep a little of it back before giving it to the courier company? You knew your/our wife was sick and needed surgery, did you not? It sounds like the problem is with your bad planning. Even if we are referring to her as 'our' wife, YOU'RE HOGGING ALL THE FRINGE BENEFITS so you have to take the biggest part of responsibility here.

Secondly, I am still confident that I saved both our financial asses by not sending money to Taiwan for a Chinese hospital. Somebody was trying to hose us again, I prevented it, and this is the thanks I get.

And quit nagging me about writing to Dada. I haven't written to him in a long time. I just delete his emails to me.
Now, that said, I am still prepared to help if you want me to, but I think you need to let me know where the delivery of the $10 million stands. Did you pay for the yellow tags? Is the money moving yet? I have received no notice from the courier company - what's going on?

Lewd
General Aliyu Mohammed

 

 

 

 

"Local AFEM market" refers to Autonomous Foreign Exchange Market (AFEM), described on the Central Bank Of Nigeria web site.
A google on "Nigeria Local AFEM market" turns up many other interesting references ;-|

Wed, 11 Jul 2007

Dear lewis,

(PASS CODE: 77KA19).
I got your mail it well understood, what i mean that my wife has been moved to Hong kong is because the doctors refuse to take care of my wife for the hospital bill not been paid , thats while my wife decided she should be moved from there.

Mr Lewis, let's get things straight Note: The money came from usa with security proof boxes, the boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine. This fund was brought to us from America, it was meant for our Local AFEM market*,But since the money was not used, I used my position as the National Security Adviser to the President to send this fund to the courier firm for onward deliveray to your door step in your country ,because no bady knows about the fund.I spend all i have to make sure the this transcation get to this stage that is why from now to 200 years coming no one can fine out what happened to the money, that is why i dont have cash at hand to take care of my wife surgery.

I thank very for not paid that money to Taiwan account for a chinse hospital you really saved both our financial asses by not doing that i thank you very very much.Also that saved me some money the Hong kong bill according to the message from my wife is $15,000 dollars for the $25,000 dollars chinese hospital is charging that is why i am thanking you for that.now from the information from my wife i am to deposit $6,000 dollars after the surgery i pay the balance of $9,000 dollars. MR Lewis i told my wife that my good friend is going to send the $6,000 dollars to the account which is given to me by the doctor in Hong kong for the deposit so the are waiting for the money now

please you are to send the money to the below account for the doctors are waiting,also i thank you very much that you dont write Dada again it is for our own good.

Now for the delivery of the $10,million i have gotten the $2,600 dollars from a friend and have paid to the law firm,but the lawyer is away to london which the lawyer told me that he informed you that he will be traveling to london to back next week. The lawyer have informed the costom thatif he comes back next week he will pay for the yellow tags and subseqently the consignment will be delivered to you in your country immediately

Please,below is the account of the hopital in Hong Kong given to me for the payment.
DBS BANK (HK) LTD.
99 QUEENS ROAD CEMTRAL HONG KONG.
SWIFT CODE:DHBKHKHH.
ACCOUNT NAME: HENSE WORLD LTD.
ACCOUNT NUM:016788148712.
PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST AND SEND THE MONEY TODAY AND GET BACK TO ME SO THAT THE TREATMENT MY WIFE WILL BEGIN, you should be writing me now with this new email address for security reason and i have given both the lawyer and courier service to be writing you through this new email for security purpose,which james obinna said he is going to write you today.

Below is the new email
Email;lewd_gadyukina2007@yahoo.com ,Use the same pass word as before.

Regards,
Lt.Gen. Aliyu Mohammed
Reverend Smith Mark
Wed, 11 Jul 2007

ATTN: LEWIS D. NOOGIE ,

CUSTOMER,

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR,
WE WHERE INSTRUCTED TODAY BY GENERAL ALIYU MOHAMMED TODAY THAT WE SHOULD STOP COMMUNICATING WITH YOUR OLD EMAIL ADDRESSES WITH IMMIDIATE EFFECT.

HE LEFT AN EMAIL ADDRESS THAT WE CAN CONTACT YOU WHICH IS BELLOW:
lewd_gadyukina2007@yahoo.com

PLEASE CONFIM THAT YOU CAN RECIEVE OUR MESSAGES FROM THAT EMAIL ADDRESS SO THAT WE CAN START CONTACTING YOU WITH lewd_gadyukina2007@yahoo.com HENCEFORTHE.

ASSIST US TO SERVE YOU BETTER

YOURS IN SEVICES
REV. SMITH MARK
GENERAL MANAGER
GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY.
Reverend Smith Mark
Wed, 11 Jul 2007

ATTN: LEWIS D. NOOGIE ,

CUSTOMER,

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR,
WE WANT TO CONFIRM YOUR CHANGE OF DELIVERY DESTINATION OF YOUR NCONSIGNMENTS TO GERMANY.WE WHERE INFORMED BY ON BARRITER IDI AMIN DADA ,WHO INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS YOUR PERSONAL NIGERIAN ATTORNEY.HE SAID THAT YOU WILL LIKE TO CHANGE THE DESTINATION OF DELIVERY OF YOU CONSIGNEMNTS TO HAMBURG GERMANY.PLEASE CONFIRM TO US FOR IMMIDIOATE CHANGE OF DESTINATION.

HE ALSO SAID THAT HE WILL SUBMIT THE YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE BEFORE THE END OF THE WEEK ONCE HE RECIEVE THE MONEY FROM YOU HE WILL GO AND PROCURE THE YELLOW TAG CERTIFICATE WITH THE NAME THAT YOU WISH THAT THE YELLOW TAG BE PROCURED WITH.

PLEASE CONFIRM TO US SO THAT WE CAN DO THE NEEDED IMMIDIATELY.
ASSSIST US TO SERVE YOU BETTER.

YOURS IN SEVICES
REV. SMITH MARK
GENERAL MANAGER
GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY.
Lewd Noogie
July 11, 2007

Mr. Smith,
I thank you for informing me of this development as this is news to me. I will contact Barrister Dada for details and one of us will get back to you shortly.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie
General Aliyu Mohammed
Wed, 11 Jul 2007

Subject: THESE IS YOUR NEW EMAIL ADDRESS.
v Dear lewis ,
This is a new email adress that I opened for you ,you are to use these email address to communicate with only me,Never use these email to cummunicate with DADA beacuse if we loose contact I am finished,I will not knwo how to get you to collect my own share of the money,or do you want us to loose contact?

The new email is :

lewd_gadyukina2007@yahoo.com
This is for security please reason with me ,I REPEAT NEVER YOU USE THESE EMAIL ADDRESS THAT I HAVE OPENED FOR YOU ,TO CONTACT Mr. Dada ,NEVER .The courier company and Barrister James Obinna will also use these email to contact you,I will immidiately forward these new email to them.

The password is still the same thing as the other one I opened before.You can go ahead and change the password if you do not like it.

Lt.Gen. Aliyu Mohammed.
Lewd Noogie
(to Idi Amin Dada)
July 12, 2007

Barrister Dada,
I have been informed by Mr. Smith at the Global Courier Company that you have changed the location of the delivery of this consignment to Hamburg, Germany. I'm not sure why you would do that as I'm sure you are aware that I reside in Russia.

I would ask you to reconsider and maintain the original delivery destination. Please get back to me as soon as possible.

Lewis
Barrister I. Amin Dada

(who is still, at this point, Lewd, writing back to himself)

July 12, 2007

MR. LEWIS,
THERE WAS CLERICAL ERROR AT COURIER COMPANY THE I HAVE CONTACTED MR. SMITH AND HE WILL SEND THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR ADDRESS IN RUSSIA. PLEASE SEND THE HANDLING CHARGES TWO THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS ONLY TO THE ADDRESS i GAVE YOU TODAY SO THAT WE CAN GET YOUR FUND TO YOU THIS WEEK.

JOHN OKA
LAGOS, NIGERIA
SECURITY QUESTION - IS THE GENERAL A PERVERT?
ANSWER - DEFINITELY
ALSO PLEASE SEND ME THE CONTROL NUMBER.
I INSTRUCT YOU AGAIN TO AVOID CONTACT WITH THE DEVIATE GENERAL MOHAMMED. HE IS DESCENDED FROM A LONG LINE OF BABOONS, ON BOTH SIDES OF HIS FAMILY, AND HAS THE TRICKERY OF A BABOON. STAY AWAY FROM HIM OK.

I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.

BARR DADA
General Aliyu Mohammed

(writing as Lewd)

Thu, 12 Jul 2007

Mr. Dada,
Ms Basshburn will return tommorrow evening then I will sent the control number.
Lewis
Lewd Noogie

(to Idi Amin Dada -- himself)

July 12, 2007

Barrister Dada,
Ms. Bushburn, my administrative assistant will leave for Irkutsk this morning. Gadyukina is a very small village and there is no Western Union office here. She has located one in Irkutsk and as soon as she phones me with the control number I will get it to you.

My congratulations on the speed and efficiency with which you are completing this transfer.
Lewis
General Aliyu Mohammed

[Now the General sets up ANOTHER email address, this time as Barrister Dada...]

(now writing as Idi Amin Dada)
"Idi Amin Dada Dada" <iamindaada@yahoo.com>
Thu, 12 Jul 2007

MR. LEWIS,
I AM WAITING FOR THE CONFIRMATION OF THE PAYMENT WHICH YOUR ADD\MINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT (Ms. Bushburn) HAVE WENT FOR PAYMENT OF WESTERN UNION.I WILL LIKE TO HAVE THE CONFIRMATION NUMBER FOR THE PAYMENT AND THE SENDERS NAME AS FOLLOWS.

SENDERS NAME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
YOUR ADDRESS AT WESTERN UNION FORM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
AMOUNT SENT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
CONTROL NUMBER,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
TEXT QUESTION,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
ANSWER,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,?
I WILL LIKE ALL THIS INFORMATIONS TO BE CORRECT SO THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO HAVE ACCESS OF THE MONEY AND GET BACK TO YOU IN TIME WITH OTHER GOOD INFORMATIONS.

I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.
BARR DADA
Lewd Noogie

(to phony Idi Amin Dada)

(who is really "General Mohammed")

July 12, 2007

Barrister Dada,
Ms. Bushburn called about 15 minutes ago. The connection was very bad but I'm pretty sure the control number is 3100710025. The amount was US $2,400 and the test question and answer were as you suggested.

Please get back to me when the fund has been released and is on it's way. I'll make arrangements to meet the courier in Moscow as soon as you send me his itinerary.

I know you told me to avoid General Mohammed but I should send him money for his wife's operation as soon as I receive the $10 million. Even if what you told me about him is true I guess he still deserves to get part of this money, at least a few thousand.

I'm waiting to hear from you.
Lewis
General Aliyu Mohammed

(writing as Idi Amin Dada)

Thu, 12 Jul 2007

MR. LEWIS,
I HAVE RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL,AND ALL THE INFORMATION I NEED FROM YOU OVER THE PAYMENT IS NOT YET COMPLETE.I NEED TO HAVE THIS INFORMATIONS AS BELOW.

SENDERS NAME,,,,,,,,,,,?
THE ADDRESS THAT MR BUSHBURN USED IN THE WESTERN UNION FORM,,,,,,,,,,,?
I WILL BE EXPECTING THIS VERY TWO INFORMATIONS FROM YOU RIGTHAWAY.AS FOR MOHAMMED I HAVE TOLD YOU NOT TO WRITE HIM AGAIN BUT IF YOU WISH TO HELP HIM YOU ARE FREE TO HELP HIM AS SOON AS THE MONEY HAVE BEEN DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR STEP.

I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.
BARR DADA
Lewd Noogie

(to phony Idi Amin Dada)

July 13, 2007

Barrister Dada,
I'm sorry, I thought you knew this information.
The sender's name is Maya Bushburn and her address is the same as mine here at the hotel.
c/o Zayebis Hotel & Resort
21, Ul. Huisos
Gadyukina 400914
Russian Federation
Please get the itinerary of the courier as soon as possible. I need some time to get to Moscow to meet him.
Lewis
Lewd Noogie
July 13, 2007

General Mohammed,
Please excuse me for not switching to the latest email address that you set up for me but it was getting too confusing having all those email addresses. I have enough trouble figuring out how to get into one, let alone many.

Ok, there have been new developments. I got a not from the courier company saying that Barrister Dada had instructed them to send my, I mean our, money to Germany. So you see I had to contact him again because there's nobody in Germany to receive it. He informed me that there had been some kind of error and that it would be delivered to me here in Russia. I have taken care of everything and the courier should be on his way here soon.

Because I had to pay some money for the courier company's handling charges, I didn't have enough to send you for your wife's operation. How is she doing? Did she have the surgery? Let me know how she's doing.

Lewd
General Aliyu Mohammed

(writing as Idi Amin Dada)

Fri, 13 Jul 2007

MR. LEWIS
I WENT TO WESTERN UNION OFFICE TO CASH OUT THE MONEY THE TOLD ME THAT THE CONFIRMATION NUMBER THAT YOU SEND TO ME IS ABSULITLY WRONG. CONFIRM THE NUMBER AGAIN AND ASK MRS MAYA BUSHBURN TO GIVE YOU THE CORRECT CONFIRMATOION NUMBER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

CONFIRMATION,,,CHECK THIS NUMBER.( 3100710025 )
I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.
BARR DADA
General Aliyu Mohammed

(writing as Idi Amin Dada)

Fri, 13 Jul 2007

MR. LEWIS.
YOU HAVE TO REQUEST FOR RECIEPT OF WESTERN UNION FROM MRS MAYA TO CONFIRM OVER THE CONFIRMATION NUMBER,WHICH IS WRONG .3100710025.

I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.
BARR DADA
Lewd Noogie

(to phony Idi Amin Dada)

(that is, "General Mohammed")

July 14, 2007

Barrister Dada,

My apologies. Like I said, the telephone communications her are terrible and MS. Bushburn's native language is Ukrainian. She has a pretty strong accent and sometimes she gets numbers confused when she speaks English.

She is still in Irkutsk and I called her this morning. It appears that she got the first two digits of the number switched around. It should be 1300710025, not 3100710025.

After you have taken care of the courier company's charges, please be sure to send me the courier's itinerary.

Lewd
General Aliyu Mohammed

(writing as Idi Amin Dada)

Sat, 14 Jul 2007

MR. LEWIS,
I CALLED THE WESTERN UNION WITH THE NEW NUMBER THAT YOU SEND TO ME TODAY (1300710025 ) BUT IT STILL APPEAR ON THERE SYSTEM THAT THE NUMBER IS TOTALLY WRONG AND THE SAID THAT THE WILL ONLY GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE OVER THIS VERY TRANSATION.I WILL LIKE YOU TO ASK MR MAYA BUSHBURN TO SCAN THE WESTERN UNION TRANSATION FORM WHICH SHE USED TO MAKE THE PAYMENT TODAY BY EMAIL.AND ALSO I WILL NEED A DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER WHERE I CAN GET YOU?

IF MRS BUSHBURN IS STILL IN IRKUTSK YOU HAVE TO TELL HER TO SCAN THE FORM FROM IRKUTSK TO YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS lewd_gadyukina@yahoo.com NOT OVER THE PHONE AGAIN.AND AS SOON AS SHE DOES SO YOU QUICKLY FORWARED IT TO ME.

I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.
BARR DADA
General Aliyu Mohammed

[The General, whose real name apparently is Ikenna, now approaches Barraster Dada with an offer to work together...]

!!!!!!!

(to Idi Amin Dada, who is really Lewd)

Sat, 14 Jul 2007

Brother me,
hello come make we follow work these man .Together you go see say we go collect better money for him hand.But we fit spoil these work if we contineu like these ,I know say the man go dey write you but we would be better if we pear.Forget about say you cut the job but,U only use am teach me lesson,Every day way man dey live him dey learn.I DEY SERIOUS.

CALL ME 08026339885
na me the
IKENNA.
Barrister I. Amin Dada
HOW WE DO THESE, NOW HE THINK MAYBE 2 DADA AND SUSPICION. HOW WE TREET THIS MUGU TOGETHER?

IDI

[I know, I know, sounds more like Tonto than a lad...]

Lewd Noogie

(to Phony Idi Amin Dada)

(who is really Gen. Mohammed, who is really Ikenna)

July 16, 2007

Barrister Dada,

I asked Ms. Bushburn to scan and send me the Western Union form and send it to me but she said she doesn't know where to do this. She said she'll bring it back with her when she returns to Gadyukina.

Unless you have a better idea, I'm not sure what we can do other than wait for her to get back. Since the money is there and just waiting for me to get the correct control number to you, can you maybe borrow the money from someone for a short time?

Lewis
Lewd Noogie

(to Phony Idi Amin Dada)

(who is really, etc.)

July 17, 2007

Barrister Dada,
What's happening there? Were you able to scrape up the money for the handling charges? I talked to Ms. Bushburn this morning, she said she's going to stay in Irkutsk with her boyfriend for a few days and she won't listen to reason. She read the control number to me again so if you want to try again it's 1030710025. Let me know if this works, meanwhile I'll keep nagging her about coming back sooner.

Lewis
General Aliyu Mohammed

(writing as Idi Amin Dada)

Tue, 17 Jul 2007

Mr Lewis Noogie ,
I want let you know once again that the control number (1030710025) that you provided to is not correct,asking if I was able to borrow the money from no of corse or do you expect me to go round the street begging for who to lend me the money.

If there any means you can use to get the correct control number from ms Basburn I advice you do that Imidiately.
I am waiting
BARR DADA
Lewd Noogie

(to Idi Amin Dada)

[Remember, I'm using the email address that the General set up for me; he can read all correspondence between Lewd and the real Barrister Dada...]

July 17, 2007

Barrister Dada,

I sent a car to Irkutsk last night and the driver returned this morning with the Western Union slip. Please call me this evening at 7 (495) 964-8597. Just ask the operator for Lewd and she'll locate me in the hotel.

Lewis
General Aliyu Mohammed

[The General decides he needs yet ANOTHER email address...]

(writing as Idi Amin Dada)
iaimindada@yahoo.com

Tue, 17 Jul 2007

MR LEWIS ,
I TRIED TO GET YOU ON PHONE BUT THE OPERATOR SAID IN RUSSIA I THINK HE SAID THAT YOU DROPED YOUR PHONE AND LEFT,SO I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS GOING TO CALL BACK .PLEASE SCAN AND SEND THE WESTERN UNION FORM AND SEND IT TO ME SO THAT I CAN CONCLUDE WITH NEEDED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE.

I WILL BE WAITING FOR THE SCANED COPY OF THE WESTERN UNION FORM.
I AWAIT YOUR REPLY.
BARR DADA
Ikenna

(to the "real" Idi Amin Dada, who is really Lewd)

Tue, 17 Jul 2007

Na me be the second dada I go stop to write am but na how go see to know how we go take proceed call me and tell me how we go take follow thse job up.I don tell you forget about the past sincerely you use am teach me lesson and I realy appreciate I no go do that mistake again.

I just want us to work am corect you know say these mugu get money well.so how we go do am ,I plan say if the man pay dada money I go tell am say,dada no be the real attorney so him go repay the money how you see am call me make we talk am,08026339885 if you no fit call me give me your number.

know say na you right from the day one.so no shaking
waiting
IKENNA.
General Aliyu Mohammed (Ikenna)

[Apparently my lad imitation was better than I thought but this guy is devious. In the previous email he still wants to team up with Barrister Dada. In the next one he is still trying to pass himself off as Lewd...]

(writing as LEWD)

Tue, 17 Jul 2007

Barrister Dada,
Please, this my email lewd_gadyukina@yahoo.com is not recieving your message again. Start writing me with this email so that i can recieve your messge from my email lewd_gadyukina1@yahoo.com.
Lewis
Barrister I. Amin Dada

(actually Lewd)

(To Ikenna)

July 18, 2007

NA I CALL THIS MUGU LAST NIGHT AN HE GIVE ME DA NUMBER AN I PICK IT UP. DIS GUY EASY YOU SEND HIM LETTER SAY YOU GOT MONEY BUT NOW ANOTHER PROBLEM NEED MORE MONEY.. TELL HIM SEND IT 2 PLACES WE CAN PICK UP SOME. SEND TO

JOHN OKA
LAGOS, NIGERIA

CHUKS
Ikenna

[Ikenna is now pissed off that money has apparently changed hands but none of it fell into his...]

(to Idi Amin Dada/Lewd)
Wed, 18 Jul 2007

oke my guy how much be the money and how much me i goget if you no go give me anything, i swear to god i go let the man know say every thing na scam.

no joke with me'
these is the issue before we can proceed,she i go dey work foryou.
Barrister I. Amin Dada
(To Ikenna)

July 18, 2007

YOU TELL DIS MUGU YOU DEY NEED MORE MONEY SEND 2 PLACES, YOU PICK UP SOME. NO USE SAY SCAM. HE GOT PLENTY THIS WAY MORE BETTER.
General Aliyu Mohammed

(writing as Idi Amin Dada)

Wed, 18 Jul 2007

Attention Mr Noogie,
Is it that you are joking with me or what I called you on the phone only for the wrong people to have picked the money.Let me tell you you have till these weekend to repay that money if not I will change the delivery address .I mean what I just said.

And let me let you know that I got anews that the general is very sick so I sugst you wish him a safe operation.
Now it is like some people a impersonating me so henceforth if I call you on the phone the first question you will ask is

what is the colour ? and I will answer Orange
So any body that does not answer that question correctly is an imposter,My Lewis I have tried for you,do not upset me otherwise I will turn my back on you and you know what that means.

The payment will now be made with these name :
Name :Simon Dike
Address : Lagos Nigeria
Text Question :What is the colour ?
Text Answer :Orange
Amout: $3,800
Mr lewis the ticket I booked for abuja to go for the paper work has expired that means you will now have to pay my trip to and fro.Another the reason for the change of name is because I am still investigating if Mr Oka knows any thing about these missing money.

You have two options to send the money before these week ends or you can forget about the boxes,rather you can still fall to another impersonation.You ahve been a good man along but the recent happening really anoid me.

BARR. DADA
Reverend Smith Mark
Wed, 18 Jul 2007

ATTN: LEWIS D. NOOGIE ,
CUSTOMER,

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR,
WE WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT WE WHERE CALLED TODAY BY BARRISTER IDI AMIN DADA TODAY HE SAID THAT WE SHOULD PUT A HOLD ON THE DELIVERY OF THE CONSIGNMENT.WE TRIED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH THE GENERAL TODAY BUT HE HAS BEE ADMITTED IN A LOCAL HOSPITAL,HE HAS BEEN VERY SICK,WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK TO HIM BECAUSE THE DOCTORS SAID THAT WE HE HAS A HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AND HE NEEDS REST.AND NOW EVEN HIS WIFE HAS BEEN SOME WHERE IN ASIA FOR SURGERY.WE DONT EXACTLY WHAT TO DO AT THESE POINT.

i ALSO WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR FOR BOXES ARE NOW ON DUMORAGE OF $100 FOR EVERYDAY IT SPENDS IN THE CUSTOMS OFFICE IT ALREADY HAS RAISED A DUMORAGE OF $300.

WE ADIVCE THAT YOU GET THE YELLOW TAG ONTIME TO ALLOW DO OUR JOB.ONCE THE CUSTOMS RECIVE THE YELLOW TAG THEY WILL CALL US TO COME AND TAKE THE CONSIGMENT AND GOAHEAD AND DELIVER IT.

AS SOON AS YOU PROVIDE THE YELLOW TAG ALSO SEND US THE DUMORAGE FEE SO THAT WE CAN GO AND CLAIM THE CONSIGMENT FROM THE CUSTOMS AND DELIVER IT TO YOUR DOOR STEP.

BARRISTER DADA SAID THAT HE WILL CALL US BEFORE THE END OF TODAY TO TELL WEATHER TO CHANGE THE DESTINATION.
I WILL LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
ASSSIST US TO SERVE YOU BETTER.

YOURS IN SEVICES
REV. SMITH MARK
GENERAL MANAGER
GLOBAL EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY.
Lewd Noogie as Idi Amin Dada

[I wanted the General to know that Idi and Lewd were the same person so I decided to use Idi's address for the flip-off...]

(via Idi Amin Dada)

July 19, 2007

Ikenna, my mugu friend, it looks like you've given up! I am so disappointed in you. You are about the stupidest scammer I have ever dicked with (and I've dicked with some real stupid ones in my time), but at least you hung in there way past any normal mugu would have

I've been leading you around by the nose since I got that first silly letter of yours last month. You've been eating out of my hand the entire time. But every good thing has to come to an end. I have to write this last farewell, though. You see, I always have the last word in these scams, and so I will have it with you.

You need to give some serious thought to finding another profession, dog, 'cause you sure ain't no good at this one. Ever think about a real job? I would suggest that after you recover from your sex-change operation that you start checking the help-wanted adds in the newspaper.

But we had fun, didn't we?
Well, gotta go. I'm in the middle of a 100% risk free transaction with Charles Soludo and he's waiting for a Western Union control number. Drop me a line and let me know how you're doing sometime.

Your pals,
Lewd & Idi

ps - almost forgot - fulk you. And please tell the Reverend Smith (or Mark or whatever the hell his name is) and Barrister Obinna that I said fulk them too.
Ikenna
(to Idi Amin Dada)

Thu, 19 Jul 2007

Subject: WISE MUGU. NA WE GET THE GAME BUTI FIT WRITE WRIGHT FROM THE MUGU EMAIL. AINT I TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MOTHER FUKER!!!!!!!!!!!
haha see mugu why you no write me with lewd_gadyukina@yahoo.com then I go belive say na you but I mean am no fuck with me i go spoil the job if your next mjaio dont sound good ,seewise mugu for your eyes you wise.

Dont fuck with me .GOD KNOW SAY I NO DEY JOKE.
Ikenna as General Aliyu Mohammed

[Ikenna doesn't believe that Lewd and Idi are the same person...]

Thu, 19 Jul 2007

Dear Lewis,
How are you ?
I am sorry for not writing you for a short while now,I was addmited in the hospital,But lewis I must tell you that you have in every form disapointed me.I was informed earlier today that Dada has been using the opportunity of my ill health trying to change the destination of the consignment and you said that neither you or dada will ,contact them.Do you know that you almost screwed thing up ,You almost gave dada a chance by stating that word to the courier company.You are writing me telling me that you are things are gonig on fine with Dada,How can things ever go fine with a thief.How would you work with a thief, somebody who will keep asking you for money claiming that he will help you get the consignment at the end of the day probably every thin will go in the wrong direction.The only luck we have is that the coustoms still dont know the content of the box.

What would I have done if you had made the mistake of sending the money for the yellow tag to dada and he has obtained the yellow tag and redirected the boxes to germany.Now I want you to stop all communications with DADA immediatly,Now that the General is hear.

I will control every thing onward and I will tell you what todo to aviod mistakes.
Now I want you to forget all about my wife for now,and face these transcation, I want these boxes to get to you in 3 Days so that I will take care of my wife .

I hope that barrister James have given you the information to send the moiney for the yellow tag with, if hge has not these is the information below:

NAME: OKEY JOHN
CITY:LAGOS -NIGERIA
SENDERS NAME.........
MTC NUMBER.............
FIRST QUESTION ...JAMES
ANSWER....... GOOD.
AMOUNT : 2500

Be assured that as soon as the coustoms know the content of the boxes bpth of us will be at the loosing side,I know DADA must have told you something like all the money in the boxes he can make it yours ,how possible is that when I am the sender and we have agreed to a percentage.

I will like you to thank barr JAMES he is trhe only one who has made it possible for the boxes not to be opened ,he in my absence was called bey the customs and he agreed with them that instead of the boxes to be opened It should be under dumorage,and now the dumaorage stands at $400 which I have borrowed money to pay it so that it does not go beyond that,Now I will like you to send the money for the yellow tag before the end of today,so that we can conclude these transaction before the end of these week.

SEND THE CONTROL NUMBER ,SENDERS NAME SENDERS ADDRESS TO ME AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE MONEY. Know that I am not angry with you I only advice you to be wise.
IN CASE YOU EVER GET TO HEAR FROM DADA TELL HIM I AM DESPIRATELY LOOKING FOR HIM,I SWAER TO GOD HE WILL RUST IN JAIL.
Lt.Gen. Aliyu Mohammed
Lewd Noogie
(via Idi Amin Dada)

July 20, 2007

What's the matter, Ikenna, ain't we pals no more? After all I've done for you, this is the thanks I get? I ought to come down there and get jihad on your skinny ass, but like I said, I've got this deal going with Charles Soludo where I'm gonna help him move $24 million to the Netherlands. I don't have time to fulk with you anymore.

You owe me a debt of thanks for showing you that this 419 crap just doesn't pay anymore. Anybody who answers those assinine letters you guys send out is just fulking with you like I have been. And the problem is that you're not smart enough to know when you're being fulked with. This is why I say you gotta find another profession 'cause you just ain't cut out for this one.

Ok, Ikenna, fulk you very much and write again some time.

Remain blessed.
Lewd
General Aliyu Mohammed/Ikenna

[Ikenna STILL doesn't believe that Lewd and Idi are the same person...]

Fri, 20 Jul 2007

Subject: YOU WILL REGRET THESE.
Attention Dada,
these is general aliyu mohammed.
It is obvious that you have been contacting mr noogie to help him but to steal from him.
you have collect money from him havent you ,Dont worry .
I will make sure that you are convicted for false claims.
Lt.Gen. Aliyu Mohammed
General Aliyu Mohammed/Ikenna
Fri, 20 Jul 2007

Dear Lewis ,
Is these how you want to betray me ,I only thank god that the consignment is still yet to leave if not maybe you would have betrayed me after you have received the consignment.

I want to confirm from you ,if I should look for another person from another country who will recieve the consignment .

I will be here waiting to hear from you when dada has completely misled you.He is only after your money .He will provide any document you ask for just to collect your money he will keep raising stories that will end up in asking you for money.

JUST TELL ME LET ME KNOW WHERE YOU STAND.
Lt.Gen. Aliyu Mohammed
Barrister I. Amin Dada
July 21, 2007

I TOLD YOU DIS MUGU EASY HE DEY SEND ME MONEY MORE 2 TIMES. I ASK YOU WANT TO WORK WITH ME TREET THIS GUY YOU SAY NO. I THINK YOU DEY MUGU. FULK YOUUUUUUU.

I KNOW YOU NOT A GENERAL, YOU BE IKENNA.

STAY AWAY FROM NOOGIE OR WE GOT PROBLEM. .
General Aliyu Mohammed/Ikenna
Sat, 21 Jul 2007

Lewd DID I EVER WRONG YOU WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME ANYWAY I HAVE NOT PAID FOR THE YELLOW TAG.NOT THAT i AM THE SENDER AND I CAN CHANGE THE DESTINATION.

WAITING
Barrister I. Amin Dada

(to General Aliyu Mohammed)

(who is really Ikenna, or whoever Ikenna really is)

July 22, 2007

YOU ONE DUMB MUGU. I GLAD WENOT WORK TOGETHER. NOOGIE TELL ME YOU LOCK HIM OUT OF EMAIL. NO PROBLM I MAKE ONE FOR HIM OK

HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA.

[There was no further response from the General...]

EPILOGUE - PEARL HARBOR

I went into this bait as a military operation, anticipating Desert Storm but what I got was Pearl Harbor.

Late in the scam, in an apparent attempt to isolate Lewd from Barrister Dada, the evil c*******r (don't try counting the asterisks to figure out what I called him; I intentionally left one out to make this impossible) reports ME to Yahoo as a scammer and has my mailbox shut down! Other baits in their infancy lost! Contacts lost! And just a major all around pain in the ass to have to sprinkle my name around the web again. Oh, the humanity!

So I have to give this one to the General, lowlife dirty fighter though he may be. He gave as good as he got.

I was able to recover the abuse letter that he sent to Yahoo. He sent it from one of the addresses he used to write as Lewd but he used the same password he gave me to use with the mail addresses he set up for me. I found his email to Yahoo in the 'Sent' file.

Negotiations with Yahoo continue....

The Cheapshot Letter

"General Mohammed"
To: abuse@yahoo.com
Subject: scam proposal!!! please react by closing the email.

am being abuse with scam mail every day with this e-mail address below:
pls close the e-mail so they won't send scam mails to me again

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,
LAGOS-NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,
A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678
Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04

IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

Attn:Honorable contractor ,

During the final auditing of the president OLUSEGUN OBASANJO led administration we discoverd that you are yet to receive your contract payment worth fourteen Million, Seven Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (US$14,700,000.00).

However during the meeting with the G8, the new president of nigeria PRESIDENT UMAR MUSA Y'ADUA promised to pay all outstanding dept of the Federal government of nigeria immidiatly,which he has finally approved on the 1st day of june 2007

. On behalf of the entire members and staffs of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), I sincerely apologies for the delay of your payment and all the inconveniences that we might have indulge you through. However, this resulted from some minor problems with our payment system, which is inexplicable, and this have held us stranded and indolent, not having the aspiration to devote our 100% assiduity in accrediting foreign contract payments. I apologies once again.

From the records of our outstanding contractors due for payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria as approved by the the new presidentPRESIDENT UMAR MUSA Y'ADUA, your name and company was discovered as next on the list of the contractors who have not yet received their payments.

I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this urgent notification. Also note that from the records in my file, your outstanding contract payment is fourteen Million, Seven Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (US$14,700,000.00).

Please re-confirm to me the following, and as soon as your information is received, your payment will be made.

1) Your Full Name.
2) Phone, Mobile number/fax if any
3) Company Name, Position And Address.
4) Profession, Age and Marital Status.
5) Scanned Copy Of Your Int'l Passport.
6) Staff I.D card

I strongly recommend that, you should promptly start your clearance as soon as possible. kindly reply to this office e-mail address, for more clearification and for immediate transfer of your funds

YOURS SINCERELY,
LEWIS NOOGIE,
CHARTER BANK OF RUSSIA (CBR).

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